Current state of play in the lower house (76 needed to win):
Labor: 72
Liberal: 66
Independent: 2
Green: 1
Xenophon: 1
Undecided: 7
Who knows what is happening in the Senate.
Counting resumes on Tuesday.
First for Pauline
I just want muh farkin NBN mate
>>79588836
KEK ME UP INSIDE
for real he legit got a stroke from losing his speech was shit
JUST
Enjoy your mudslimes, you leftist cucks
>Counting resumes on Tuesday
Why not fucking Monday
>>79589338
every day favours your leftists, as they bring in more and more warriors to kill you
I'm coming back boys
>>79589338
They need an entire day to fuck with everyones votes a bit more.
>>79589409
Fuck off New Zealand you're below 70% white and your PM is a globalist jew
I'd rather bitchtits as PM with One Nation holding balance of power in the Senate than us being cucked by banks and property developers
>liberals
>negotiating with the parties they shit talked for most of their campaign
Lel
>tfw didn't vote
>one nation got four seats anyway
God bless.
>>79588836
Is Labor the good guys? I assume liberal are the bad guys.
>>79589805
>didn't vote
why
Kill Donkeyvoters
so what, Tone bird is fucked
but Aussie Trump is doing well?
>>79589840
Liberals are cuckservatives, Labor are like Hillary Clinton Democrats
>>79589840
Liberals are basically Hilary Clinton. Incredibly, overtly corrupt.
Fucked our NBN, gotta give more money to Telstra friends.
Always fuck our economy, then shit talk about how great they are at managing one. Only cucks think a surplus is a good idea when we can borrow money for free to advance the economy.
Fuck education, gotta make uni more expensive.
Fuck Medicare (our world renowned healthcare shit).
They are just a basket of stupid cunts, always doing whatever makes them or their friends more money.
>>79589840
other way round
Labour are the cuck socialists
Liberals are the cucked conservatives
Apart from Canada, all other Anglo countries, liberals are centrists or rightists
>>79589338
It's the 4th of July, America's independence day.
You can't do shit on an international holiday.
>>79589601
so is kikebull
>>79590202
And we voted him out, that was my point.
>>79589840
Both shitcunts
>>79590265
which alternate universe is this you're referring to?
Yes yes well done malcolm
HOWEVER
>>79589840
>good
>bad
>politics
You burgers are dumb as a sack of rocks.
>>79590327
The one in which we currently reside where this election result is all but officially hung, and Ind and Greens will favour Labor
>>79590158
What is actually conservative about the Liberals?
Their economic policy is radical, essentially "sell everything to our friends".
Their immigration policy is radical, essentially "blackout on reporting of incoming refugees" then shit talk about how they 'stopped' the boats.
Their social policy is radical, essentially give all money to the wealthiest and hope for the best, against all advice from every fucking economic body in the world.
The libs are radical as it comes, mate. The only exception is they don't go around pretending the Muslims are taking over. Because in our country they aren't, we put them in a cage on an island and let them rape each other until they commit suicide.
We have 6-7 year old Muslim kids trying to kill themselves.
No-one wants to come here.
>>79590432
Don't be too hard on him he can't understand anything more complicated than a superhero movie
>>79590519
My point is, on the orthodox political spectrum, Labour there, like here is the main centre left-left wing party
Liberals, like the tories here, are the centre right-right wing party
It might not bear actual truth, but this is what its perceived to be as
>>79590519
>The libs are radical as it comes, mate. The only exception is they don't go around pretending the Muslims are taking over. Because in our country they aren't, we put them in a cage on an island and let them rape each other until they commit suicide.
>We have 6-7 year old Muslim kids trying to kill themselves.
>No-one wants to come here.
I fucking love Australia. Now Pauline will have the cunts shot.
>>79590513
well its yet to be seen but i would be extremely happy to see the end of kikebull and even happier to see Tony Abbott back as our rightful PM
Until One Nation takes power anyway...
>>79590519
spot on
and everytime they get in they're always trying towork thenails out of medicare so they can sell it... EVERY TIME. And they complain about "mediscare" being a dirty election tactic. It's well known they hate any gov spending that doesn't go straight into gina, murdoch or the bank's pocket. Fuck them in the ear!
>>79589840
>Good guys
>Bad guys
Jesus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Saleam
Did anyone catch that the Australia First Party was founded by a genuine white nationalist?
>Saleam is a white nationalist, and has been a strong advocate of barring further immigration to preserve a "predominantly white nation resistant to... watering-down of its culture".[5]
>>79590972
>Jesus
He was one of the good guys, mate.
What the actual fuck, Liberals were winning by a huge margin last night
>>79589601
enjoy creeping sharia and the associated poverty, cuck
>>79588836
>Labor will provide $450 million over three years to support the important work of the UNHCR.
>Labor will reinstate references to the UN Refugees Convention in the Migration Act to reverse the Abbott Government’s retrograde efforts to undermine international law.
>Labor will increase Australia’s annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government of 13,750.
>Labor will abolish TPVs which keep people in a permanent state of limbo. Labor will commit to processing people as quickly as possible and placing those found to be genuine refugees on permanent protection visas.
http://www.alp.org.au/asylumseekers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>79591455
Any other Australians can correct me but I don't believe this will have any real difference to what's going on?
>>79591706
The only difference seems to be in actually accepting double the amount of people in. They haven't said they'll just let everyone in and move to onshore processing.
>>79591455
This is why I no longer vote labor or greens. They have basically become the Asylum Seeker Enthusiasts parties.
>>79591455
>b-b-but muh negative gearing and NBN i-i-its worth it
Labor literally had this because they used the NBN buzz word
>>79592252
you do realise that until labor came in there was literally no offshore processing?
>>79591455
>>Labor will reinstate references to the UN Refugees Convention in the Migration Act to reverse the Abbott Government’s retrograde efforts to undermine international law.
Fuck the UN. Let them bitch at us. They can't say shit with Saudi Arabia on the board. I hope the senate blocks the shit out of it.
saving this for later
Labor only has 71 seats
Xenophon leading in Grey right now.
>>79603699
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm
>>79588836
I voted for trump.
>Please come save us
What do you think Trump would do if he was our PM? Serious question?
Who are the good guys?
>yfw half a BILLION DOLLARS won't be wasted on a plebiscite
checking out beach side allotments to purchase in sa and tassie
fucking 200k~ lads
i just wanna wake up with beautiful views, no more sydney for me, fuck this shitty overpopulated cunt of a fuck
He would kill himself for he can't handle australians stupidity.
>>79592764
And now they've been cucked by the greens.
>>79590161
Laughed, have a (You)
>>79592567
You forgot medicare as a buzzword
>>79603750
The Green(s)
>>79603785
It will if the Coalition forms government. Crybaby Cuckservatives like Bernardi and Abetz will go ballistic if Turnbull doesn't deliver a plebiscite.
>>79603826
Do a lot of people drown in swamps in Vermillion?
>>79589176
you mean be just got off the hook turnt.
>>79603887
Greens are never the good guys Fuck off
>>79592567
it wouldnt be a 'buzz word' if the cuck globalists didnt fuck up the infrastructure just to be faggots
kek
>reap what you sow: jesus n shit
libcucks btfo
Reminder that the faggots who argue against an FTTP NBN do not know the differences between the technologies
>>79604087
"A penetrating glimpse of the obvious"
t. turnbull
>>79603909
>not having a wavy blue and green local flag
Hung like a horse Parliament.
How can non-Australians compete?
>>79604260
Fucking low effort over here, just slapped the coat of arms on a white background
at least try lads
>>79589139
yugoslavs pls go farkin
Who /OneNation/ here?
30% next election lads.
>>79604330
could be worse, they just put the district councils logo on white here.
>>79589338
Need to deliver the 1 million odd declaration votes (out of electorate votes) to their respective electorates or states.
>>79588836
Fuck Turnbull
Fuck Shorten
Why are our choices two Labor rats?
>>79604449
because you think major parties are worth voting for.
>>79603785
I hope there is one because I want the satisfaction of voting NO for fag marriage
if it stays with labor 72
They can form government with greens, Xenophon, and 1 independent or Katter
>>79604449
We are indeed fucked when it comes to choice in Australia. I'm thinking of just becoming apolitical and no longer voting at all, just get my name ticked off at each election, go home and forget about the entire thing.
Crikey I have polished off two big tubs of Paul's double-thick chocolate custard tonight.
Oh man this result is golden. Crossbenchers with balance in both houses, centrist crossbench in Lower, right crossbench in Upper. Govt status: REKT!
I can't wait for the butthurt tears to starf flowing, fuck two-party politics!
>>79588836
Who is reporting 72 for Labor?
ps these captchas asking for storefronts are shit as.
>>79604508
A couple of months back I was feeling super hawt and horny and just had to get a bug inside me. I had been cruising around bug meetups before that for quite a while but none of the fags wanted to help me Catch when they found out I was a Neg. So eventually I just decided to start lying to them and tell them I was Pos so I could Catch. Was surprisingly hard at first too. I kept going through different guys, I think at least 10 and then going back to my doctor! And guess what m8! The tests kept coming back negative!
Every night I'd lie awake thinking of my Neg hole being filed with cum from a stud Pos!!! The thought still keeps me awake to this day but I have other fantasies now!! But back to my story, I ended up finding this guy who had a REAL, TOXIC SEED right on Grindr who was up for some Catching. So I setup up the meet and rode him all fucking night long. Still some of the best sex I've ever had! Just the fact that he violated my neg hole with his INFECTED seed was enough to send me into a frenzy! But the best news was yet to CUM, get it CUM, cause later when I went to the old doctor down at the pond Dr Ramajamunja (something like that)
M8! You should have seen how happy I was! After that the doctors were always very careful around me and were sure to wear gloves! I can tell ya that much! So from that day on I had become a new kind of vampire and there was this TOXIC, DISEASE floating around inside of me! I just had to find a way to turn some cute bois! Fucking so hard right now posting that. I might bump with my turning stories if anyone is interested.
>>79604573
>good goy
Do your fucking duty cunt, don't make me come over there!
How long will Turnbull survive as leader of the Libs?
Who will roll him? Cyborgdeatheyes, Morriscum, Abort or Potato?
>>79604576
on ya cunt
Im on my way to smashing a box of chocolate coated almonds
>>79604449
Because the majority of our population is used to sucking the teet of big government.
We don't have the same anxiety and threat of migration as in Europe, and don't have the same history and culture of liberalism and Evangelicalism as in the States.
>>79604653
>chocolate coated almonds
We called them "scorched" almonds when I was a lad m8.
>>79604609
>>79589139
If u voted labour your a fuckhed, besides mines already installed so, eat me.
>>79604687
Fuck, that's the one
>>79604449
My preference for which of them wins is literally not the good guy, but who is less of a bad guy. At this point its shorten by a fair bit.
>post yfw there is a fair chance that a descent conservative party may finally be born in your time thanks to pauline
>>79604601
AEC had Labor at 72 earlier in the day. They're now at 71.
>>79604617
I've completely lost interest after this election. Perhaps i should just vote greens and bring about the inevitable collapse faster?
>>79604716
>mines already installed
Mine too. I'm buying a new 6TB HDD to store all the shit I'm torrenting.
>>79589805
>didn't vote
enjoy your fine, faggot
>>79604716
>voting for union-busting
>voting for a flood of 457 jobs
>voting for a flood of chinese funded "growth" aka selling Australia
>voting for a massive tax cut for corporations
Cool story bro.
>>79604716
but muh penalty rates
is it a public holiday on monday in australia? or do you only work 4 day weeks or something?
>>79604837
No, public servants are just lazy.
>>79592567
Bingo! labour want quicker net to process muzzies quicker
>>79604819
Liberals are quite possibly the most cucked conservative party anywhere in the world.
I can't think of any party that offers as little to their constituents as the liberals do to us.
>>79604837
They're sending the out of electorate votes to the right electorate now. Also this >>79604885
>tfw no legalised weed so I can start up a company and make bank in a new industry then sell out if i dont carve a decent income within a few years
fuck
>>79604908
We should tattoo barcodes on their arms for even faster processing.
>>79604938
go back to Nimbin
>>79588836
god.
I can't stand Malcolm Turnbull.
If Based Tone was still PM I would have done a postal vote
>Pauline Hanson and One Nation relevant again
I've travelled back twenty years.
Except people aren't laughing at her this time.
>fuckin Labor
Come on son
>>79604837
Our postal system is 3rd world tier
>>79604819
>voting to bring over 50k child soldier and terrorist 'refugees'
>>79605002
Not yet anyway, I don't think anyone expected her to do so well
>>79604989
>you have to use a product to sell a product
t. employee/beta
>>79603887
>Lelbourne Peemons
>>79605002
Because when we laughed at her last time, it fueled her flames with dumb-fuck common punters
>>79589411
Would win in a landslide.
>>79604819
Yes fuck unions
Atleast they're skilled in someway, other then labours taking out screening of "refugees"
Also that doesn't mean I voted libs first you scrub
>That Turnbull speech last night.
What a pathetic bitch, I've never seen a more assmad political speech in my life.
They still have to count the mail in votes of all the rich cunts who winter overseas, labor is DOA
>>79604976
Kek
>>79589411
This little gremlin fuck is still stealing oxygen?
>>79604837
most of the electoral staff went on maternity leave when they saw there was work to do
>>79589411
>most irresponsible spender of all time
>"we will never have GST"
>>79605108
I know right. And he was trying to claim victory LOL
>>79605108
You should have seen his speech in 1999 after the republic referendum failed.
>>79605108
Rudd's speech in 2013 was hilarious. He acted as if he'd won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAR457hVdT0
where is The Age pulling these numbers from?
>L/NP - 65
>ALP - 67
>OTH - 5
>78.8% counted
We're going to have a hung parliament which will result in a scramble to the bottom for both major parties to secure endorsement by independent loonies.
Get comfy mates, ain't shit being done for the next three years.
>>79605105
Fuck you cunt. Enjoy losing your overtime and sick leave and having a 457 nigger drop 80 tons of steel on your head.
>>79605274
Now THAT was some kek level politics
>>79605274
He did win, that was his electorate
>>79605316
Labors minority government passed lots of key legislation
>>79605377
He was PM in 2013 you dumb cunt. That was his concession speech.
>>79605316
To be honest, at least the reps crossbench is largely centrist, so will be a reasonable check on the bloated cancer parties. Senate is a clownshow though fair dinkum those Libs fucked up bigtime.
>>79605438
No that wasn't in labor hq or whatever, he was speaking to his electorate
>>79605360
This. Liberals have given licenses for companies to replace Australian crews on ships with foreign crews on $2 an hour to do domestic shipping runs fucking grubs
>>79605108
>buh buh muh unions
The libs want to get rid of unions because they're actually starting to prove their worth again, with talk of green bans to put the brakes on gook-funded bulldozer cash levelling our cities and heritage.
>>79605527
I don't get your point. He was also speaking to the country in his speech.
>A YOUNG Perth man is feared to have severe brain damage after suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from a barbecue used to keep his bedroom warm.
>Jaeric Bukuru is unable to breathe without a ventilator at Fiona Stanley Hospital, more than three weeks after he was found unresponsive in his South Lake home.
>The 25-year-old’s family has spoken out to warn about the deadly consequences of using a barbecue as a heater indoors during winter.
>Mr Bukuru and his older brother had brought the charcoal barbecue inside the house to cook meat.
>It’s believed the retail worker, who moved to Perth from Tanzania as a child, then used the barbecue to heat his bedroom.
>He was found unconscious the following day by family.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/perth-man-fighting-for-life-after-poisoning-from-using-barbecue-to-heat-bedroom/news-story/84d1b215217a4c1e7b54a51b33b0df7e?nk=8561ebafea5550771d333ce3a8f12ac7-1467531242
>>79605533
t. Gina Reinhart
>>79605108
Link?
>>79605586
>>79605586
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
>>79605077
Just a bad streak lad, Finals this year
No casino bribe can con the Xenophon.
>>79604745
Greens have better economic policy than the Libs.
There would be no collapse, you have saved the country from the bullshit of the majors.
>>79605586
this happens every fucking winter he's 2015's version
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-08/two-people-die-at-kurrajong-property-north-of-sydney/6528930
fucking retards weren't listening in primary school.
>>79605586
shieet
>>79605586
>The 25-year-old’s family has spoken out to warn about the deadly consequences of using a barbecue as a heater indoors during winter.
does this really need to be a warning?
>>79605586
Barbeques are more expensive than a cheapshit heater! Fucking nogs.
>>79605758
apparently because people keep fucking doing it
>>79605533
You know I would vote for Labor if they didn't want to poz us with refugees and political correctness.
>>79605586
>Still need to find a way to heat my yurt in the winter
>Tempted many times to bring a coal pit in side of it but terrified of this (even though there are vents at the top)
I've heard that ecoburner things are pretty decent and have little to no emissions, still too scared though to try it out.
>>79604819
unions are cancer mate
Labor got this, moar neetbux, making anime real, legalizing drugs, reinstating medicare etc
>>79605839
kero heater is what you're after
>>79605885
Depends, some are. Too many bikies in some
>>79605586
jesus fucking christ
why does this jigaboo have to live in the same state as me? the cunt should fuck off to melbourne where he might be welcome
>>79606039
>Too many bikies in some
>in some
>>79606074
well to be fair he wont be living in the same state as anyone for much longer.
>>79605974
Enjoy being cucked by mudslimes, I guess it's probably okay for all the poor people who voted for labour who don't have to pay tax and just receive benefits. No wonder so many rich people are leaving the country. Gg
>>79588836
>mfw QLD handed more primary votes to One Nation than to the Greens
>>79606161
he'll still be buried here though.
>mfw my electorate had no far-right candidates for me to endorse
>>79606161
I don't there are too many in the nurses Union
>>79606195
could care less, muslims can't steal my waifu, this country needs more terrorist attacks anyway
>>79606342
Saint Joh would be proud
>>79605974
poof divorce, wind farms next to libraries, female CEO quotas, free ride-on lawn mowers for young people.
>>79605718
>Greens have better economic policy than the Libs.
Let's not go crazy mate
also middle-easten cuisine is based af
>>79605762
But can it crisp your ribs? I don't think so.
>>79604374
if she takes public speaking courses maybe.
>>79606456
>Sell everything
>Tax cuts for the top end
>Let guido in to work for $4 and send all the money overseas
If the Liberals had free reign on the economy Australia would be truly fucked.
>>79606689
She is what she is m8. Take it or leave it.
>>79606454
>wind farms next to libraries
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
is this really the worst you could come up with when the alternative is being cucked by the coal industry?
We need a real PM that we can all unite behind.
>>79606689
The punter doesnt want some robotic retard.
You stick out when you're different, and although the media jumps on you, the punter realises that's how they speak and they resent the media for attacking someone who sounds like them.
I M H O
>>79606454
>female CEO quotas,
except that the coalition wants this and commercial industry groups that support the coalition want this
keep talking shit globalist
>>79606738
>If the Liberals had free reign on the economy Australia would be truly fucked.
indeed
>trying to remove penalty rates when it can make up 1/4 of the income of people <30k
all it does is increase reliance on handouts, turnbull knows that welloff people don't get penalty rates
>>79589338
first day of school holidays. the fucking children running our country deserve at least 1 day off
I can't wait to call people who are against Pauline Hanson Sexist Gingerphobes
>>79606738
>Thank you Australia for Electing me,, Di Natale, as your first Green prime minister
>Now for some reforms
>Renewable based energy production
>now for some further reforms
>pic
>>79606738
Except that Liberals have always been the one to unfuck the economy after Labor gets their fingers on it.
Dear "Edgelord"
Firstly, thank you for taking time from your busy schedule of social media and inhaling your own flatulence to come down and at least make an attempt to take part in democracy.
We saw you standing in line, chest puffed out in your $200 sneakers, $100 haircut, and designer jacket covered in various Marxist pins and we knew exactly what you were going to do before you even collected your ballot.
Yes, you made a big scene of tearing up your ballot in the middle of a room full of other voters and I am sure you were expecting a much different reaction. I am sure you were expecting some sort of tumblr tier level of clapping, cheering, blowjobs and admiration from the masses.
What you got was me barking at you to pick up the torn up pieces of your shredded ballot and to put them into a "spoiled" Ballot packet so we could account for it later. It was utterly hilarious to see your balls shrink and see you picking up the pieces and complying like a scolded school boy.
Now here's the thing Mr Edgelord, I respect the right for you to do what ever you like with your Ballot, including destroying it. You weren't the only one that day to just tear up your ballot and walk out. Hell you weren't even the first that DAY, but the other guys I can at least be more sympathetic to. They were people who were older, rougher and looked like they had been through life's tumble dryer more than once. I can at least empathize as to why they might feel like there were no good options.
>>79607138
>unfuck the economy
Read: Sell all profitable government institutions.
>>79607138
TRIPLED THE DEFECIT AND CUT SERVICES AT THE SAME TIME
SELL OFF ASSETS EVERYWHERE
SELL LAND TO OVERSEAS BUYERS
>THIS IS GOOD POLICY TO A KEK GLOBALIST
>>79607197
But if you are going to make a show of it can you at least make an an ORIGINAL show it it? Maybe some interpretative dance before hand? Perhaps some sort of physical comedy of you actively shoving your ballots up your own arse? What you did was the most passe, boring shit.
0/10 for originality
At the end of the day you did give the election staff a good laugh at your sad antics and you did give a contrast to the hundreds of people I helped vote. Everyone from a 100 yr old holocaust survivor, to people from Sri Lanka voting for the first time, to the scruffy looking guy who sheepishly admitted to being illiterate and was able to vote with assistance.
All these people and more embraced democracy and had their say, where you essentially committed an act of public narcissistic masturbation.
But hey..I'm sure it'll make a great tumblr post.
>>79607138
http://niceme.me/
Welcome to the club. Next is Hillary getting elected.
>>79607138
>bending over for china
>increasing the deficit in 6 months more than labor did in their entire term (including the gfc)
>>79607213
>mfw someone goes on a self righteous speel in any context
>>79605586
Still not as funny as the guy who ran a genny in his house and managed to asphyxiate himself
>>79607138
>muh surplus: the post
Please list all economists with even an ounce of credibility that think the "surplus vs deficit" meme is even a vaguely good measure of a strong economy
>>79607410
>the guy who ran a genny in his house and managed to asphyxiate himself
Are you talking about the niggro in USA who killed all his kids too? That was funny.
>>79607204
>>79607207
>>79607255
>>79607294
Sure are a lot of Labor stooges out today.
The cold hard fact is that Labor gets into power and everything gets ruined. Industry, health, trade, everything. They ruined our mining industry, they ruined our exports, they've ruined housing and they're primed to shit on our banks who were the sole reason we weren't affected by the GFC while Rudd and Gillard were fucking each other. There has never, ever been a time when Labor has done good for this country.
Liberals have always fixed their problems. You'd have to be a massive ignorant retard or some eastern state cunt to vote for them.
>>79607213
>>79607197
Hey mate, the person you are refering to was in fact me. Ripping up the ballot made me feel like a big guy and the fact that you are posting about it on pol means mission accomplished.
Ps. Why didn't you have the balls to say anything to me in person?
>>79607544
almost everything you just wrote is wrong, which can be evidenced
i hope you and your mothers boyfriend take a long hard look at your 2gb opinions
>>79605586
natural selection ftw
>>79591056
only on ABC because they were too quick to call seats
Overnight they brought their numbers back down
>>79607544
>they've ruined housing
>>79607544
You didnt really expand your argument much past "they ruined it, you're ignorant if you disagree". Proofs, data, testimony from credible experts on the topics, etc
>>79607667
ABC showing their typical right wing bias.
On a serious note, Antony Green said the numbers shown during the broadcast were using their preferential vote assumptions and awarded seats based on that.
Overnight they switched back to the AEC numbers so he said expect to see numbers to be vastly different in the morning.
First order of business when Mr. Whoever the fuck gets into power - tell the French to get fucked and give the submarine contract back to Japan.
I want my military hardware coming from a country with a backbone, not Le Cucks.
>>79607544
>the mining tax was a bad idea, in fact they should pay no tax at all and all profits should go to foreign investors
>>79607544
>labor ruined housing
mate are you fucking serious right now
Is there any hope for bullet trains?
>>79607544
>everything gets ruined
>>79590148
>19 year old edgy Socialist Alliance voter : The Post.
>>79607856
only if some overseas merchant banker investors decide they want to fund it and own the lease for 300 years
>>79607873
>taking funds from medicare to afford tax breaks for banks and mining is ""fixing labor's problems""
i really don't see why you don't agree with him
>>79607842
When Labor got in power the average house price in Melbourne was $400,000. When they left in 2013 it was $570,000.
Labor made housing unaffordable to an entire generation.
>>79607544
Western Australia pls go.
Isn't it time for your usual 'WE WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT!!!' whinge but you don't actually have the stones to do anything about it?
>>79608040
>this post
cheers for the laugh mate
>>79607934
Bullet trains will solve all of our problems
>tfw neighbours place just sold for 4.5m
uh I don't think I'm ever going to be afford to live where I'm living lads
>>79608087
mate all they have is stones
>>79589651
you mean the independents they publicly swore not to deal with?
>>79608040
Government doesn't effect the economy unless it involes a carbon tax
>>79608142
>they publicly swore
I hope it was bleeped out.
>>79589840
they're both the same. they're the pinnacle of shitposting in our society
>>79608040
I think we found our new treasurer everyone
>>79608040
As a fellow Australian, allow me to ask you to please stop pretending you have any inkling of how economics and housing prices actually work. You're making me cringe simply because we live under the same flag, you complete fucking retard.
>>79608040
Joe hockey please go
>>79608040
you should write those political bashing scare campaign adds
>>79605693
dunno brah that cum guzzling faggot wilkie folded to gambling
Was Turnbull drunk last night when he was giving his speech?
>>79608387
He was on Spanish fly m8.
>>79608387
hes old as fuck he was just past his bedtime and you know how they start talking shit after 6
>>79608040
when howard got into power I had youth, when he left I didn't. The LNP made me old.
>Wilkie and Xenophon get to decide who forms government
Is this goodbye to poker machines?
Clubs Australia is a big time donator, but if the choice is between that dosh and forming government I'm really not sure what way they'd go..
dads mate is a senator lads. when i get my law degree im gonna hit him up for a job. slime my way around politic circles and see if i cant get a nice job doing fuckall like these clowns.
only bad thing is id have to stop being a dirty cunt on tinder/in real life
libs have literally got this one in the bag, it's not a debate shitlords
>>79608040
Labor didnt do anything except continue to let the chinese flood the market by buying everything.
You are a fucking idiot.
>>79590519
>Their immigration policy is radical, essentially "blackout on reporting of incoming refugees"
We've taken 100 of our 12,000 Syrian refugees, liberals will flood us with chinks and poo in loo's. Labor want to voluntarily double our yearly refugee intake. Add in the boat people influx from Labor's traditional relaxed border policies
(((Safe schools))) is just the cherry on top, I'd rather get Jewed by the Liberals then watch the government pander to the left.
>>79608586
wilkie is a sperm burping faggot, he was all talk on pokies last time he had the balance of power. and did nothing.
I want reddit to leave
This is currently the best thread on /pol/
>>79608675
He got screwed over by the Labor party.
They were able to lure Slipper into the Speaker's chair which freed up a vote on their side and made Wilkie not really matter.
As soon as they did that they dropped his pokie reforms to keep that sweet Clubs $$$$.
>>79608675
Yes, but Xenophon really hates pokies and won't side with a party unless they promise to crack down on them.
>>79591706
>Any other Australians can correct me but I don't believe this will have any real difference to what's going on?
Been to Western Sydney lately? 13,750 is too many, once you except refugees you can never Deport them, it's an absolute joke.
>>79607828
The mining tax was an additional tax to what they already pay you total dropkick.
>>79608847
>Been to Western Sydney lately?
no i have agency and liberty
>>79608847
Yeah, just look at how much trouble just a few thousand Africans have caused in Victoria.
It doesn't take many at all to destroy a neighbourhood, a school, a whole city. Eventually a whole country.
>>79608926
>i have agency
You with Max employment m8?
hahahahhaa you aussies wont be able to shitpost when your cucked liberal fags
because it wont be a shitpost it will be the truth
>>79608892
>what they already pay
In other words, fuck all?
>>79608770
>>79608772
he's still a fucking spineless cock junkie.
>>79609027
A shitpost is a shitpost no matter how true it is. The truth just gives it more power.
>>79609027
liberal want to censor shitposting if they get up
>>79609158
>A shitpost is a shitpost no matter how true it is.
Aussie proverb
>>79609027
>when your cucked liberal fags
what is it called when a cucked liberal fags what again i forget?!?
>>79609162
And Christian Parties dont forget them
>>79609217
>>79609158
facken oath cuuunt
>>79605586
I swear this was an episode of the Office. Except Michael didn't fuck his own shit up
>>79609162
>>79609228
gotta protect the chilluns from shitposting
>>79604716
Shame it's still obsolete, high maintenance tech that leaves us 60th in world internet speed and will need to be replaced in the very near future if we want to keep up with the rest of the world.
The LNP are fucking retards through and through. If you voted for them you voted against the best interests of our community, for the benefit of miners and multinationals. I will eat you though, if you're qt.
>>79609132
How so? He only got dudded over as soon as he became ignorable.
Are you saying he should have voted no confidence in the government as soon as they started applying tome brakes to the pokie reforms he wanted?
>>79609076
You're an absolute retard, they paid 55 BILLION in tax from 2005-2013 and their tax rate is over 45%. But yeah man keep eating up whatever your Green/Labor buttbuddies say, you might get that fag marriage eventually.
http://theconversation.com/factcheck-is-bhp-billiton-australias-largest-taxpayer-averaging-8-10b-in-tax-a-year-42253
>counting the votes takes 4 days
why tho?
>>79609409
public servants are the real subhumans.
