MEME PAULINE EDITION
>laugh here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link
fish and chips for dinner m8s
FIRST
>>79508823
First for Turnbull kicked out by his own party
1st for Pauline.
Wow. Just fucking wow.
I'm a poweruser of the highly influential /r/australia subreddit and every fucking day I have to wake up to constant and persistent fucking L/NP spam all over our site from piece of shit "le based Tone" supporters for weeks now. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.
I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?
I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.
I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.
Stay the fuck away from my reddit
>>79508823
>extraflags
What is this?
LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
>LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt&sort=latest
kick it off with shannon
Where were you when Melbourne became the official cuck city?
>5 in doubt
>>79508823
Her voice is so annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSxXCwBgog
Based Western Australia
Without them we'd be finished
TONY ABBOT PUT PAULINE IN JAIL.
MALCOM TURNBULL LET HER OUT.
ONLY BASED TONE CAN PUT HER AWAY FOR GOOD.
>74-66
atm
>>79508929
>Perth
good copypasta mate
should have used a proxy though to make it believable, since this is a blue city and state
>>79508934
Fucking Facebook making this cunt famous again.
LABOR LOST A SEAT
>>79508823
>>79508929
(You)
>>79508946
you're welcome cunt
>is named Turnbull
>is a cuck
???
THAT GUY OWES ME A PIC OF HIS 7 INCH DICK.
DELIVER PLEASE.
>>79508946
WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND QUEENSLAND ARE THE ONLY REAL STRAYLIAN STATES
Suddenly 5 in doubt now says ABC,
2 to the cucks
3 to Labor
>>79508940
where was I years ago?
Alri lads? Have the results started coming in yet? Any meme party victories?
>>79508930
Hung parliment confirmed
I got banned from /aus/ cripple chan board for saying this.
lmfao. you /pol/fags have become reddit.
One of the Labor seats just got Shoah'd.
Wew.
>>79508930
shows more flags
>>79508940
It always was mate.
2 more fucking seats how hard is that
LABOUR DOWN TO 66
YIS
what happened to all those greens shills from earlier?
>>79508989
>>79509072
It's Batman again. Just can't keep those Greens down
>>79508959
fuck off cuck
>>79508990
>1970-1980s porn
Beautiful.
>>79509116
SUICIDE WATCH
>there are people ITT that actually want libshits to win
what's it like having a double digit IQ? must be bliss in some ways.
Senator Pauline Hanson
Feels good man
Why cant you have a common sense election system, where x percent of the votes mean x percent of the seats?
Amanda Vanstone and Arthur Sinodinis on 9
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
>>79509116
>1 seat by this party
>>79508959
Get out of my country
I swear to God if I have to vote again
I CANT HANDLE THIS PRESSURE AUSSIES
the fate of the shitposting world rests on this decision
>>79509166
fuck off mohammed
>>79509116
Its after 10, so their parents put them to bed.
They need to get up early for church tomorrow.
>>79509116
They retreated back to the nearest melbourne gay club.
Fucking Melbourne needs to be nuked from orbit. All Australian shitposters on /pol/ are really just Melbourne greenies
>pic related
>>79509159
>>79509195
Topkek
>>79509116
They all went out to celebrate their one seat, had one appletini and passed out cold
>>79509116
Mum came home and cooked dinner
>>79509195
lel
Hey guys, how are those neat independents doing?
>>79509154
Yep. Oldgfag here. As a kid I had this magazine. In fact at one stage there I had the first 4 editions of Australian Penthouse.
Super wanks were had
>>79509233
well meme'd, m'fellow redditor
>>79509227
Fuck off mongol
>>79509186
Because that would undermine the whole point of having seats representing particular electorates
>>79509227
we're not going to find out for a while I'm afraid
>>79509116
They all got butthurt by trying to sit in that one seat
>>79508940
Born and raised Melbournian. It's always been like this.
>>79509266
Pauline Hanson (Aussie Trump) will get 3-4 senate seats, which is a huge victory for her
>>79509233
are you one of those drones that believes liberals will stop muslim immigration?
lmfao, what a retard.
>>79509266
Pretty good so far m8
>>79508990
>>79509288
That was edition 1 by the way
Can we replace Turnbull please I don't want someone who openly defends Islam on q&a and throws ramadan feasts for Muslims as the Liberal leader.
>>79509116
suicide by beheading
>>79509116
It's tendies time
Labor lost a seat
>BTFO SHRILLS
>>79509292
you cant stop me from shitposting m8
>>79509290
I only visit the EVE Online subreddit, the rest of that site is mentally retarded leftist trash.
Liberal Democrats first preference vote in Senate in NSW down 7% from last election.
Classical liberalism in Australia is over.
>>79509327
Will she gain any real power?
got 5.8 inch girth lads
Is that decent?
so the right won? the continuation of keeping children in concentration camps?
>>79509116
reps is over man
its all senate now
>>79509423
Barely anyone knows about them. That's the problem with most minor parties, people only see Labor and Liberal shit everywhere and vote for them.
>>79509419
> the rest of that site is mentally retarded leftist trash.
really? i see a lot of trump tards pouring out from there, you sure about that?
>>79509455
>liberal
>right wing
jesus fuck you people are DUMB
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseSeatsNotDetermined-20499.htm
Read this, cucks. Proof it's not going to be a hung parliament.
Liberals gonna get 76.
Independents:
Katter
Cathy McGower (fought off Sophie Myrabella)
Andrew Wilkie
Nick Xenophon's candidate. Sharky-chan.
Katter is basically LNP. Others are up in the air. But that puts LNP at 75 already.
>This bitch on Sky with the 80% Seppo accent, 20% Aussie accent
>>79509430
She will be able to block a lot of legislation (assuming her 3-4 senators have the balance of power)
Which means the government has to bend to her will
Pretty important result
>>79509288
Any copies floating online?
>>79509448
I got a 4 inch erect penis be happy with whatever you got I'm surprised my dad got my mum.
>>79509455
You know it
>>79509448
Better than Turnbull
>>79509397
It's from the greens one though
>>79509496
what does seppo mean?
>>79509527
>liberal
>right wing
why are the politically ignorant even allowed to vote?
just made some bacon and eggs for dinner lads
>>79508959
The fuck are you on about you goofy cunt? Fair dinkum, are you normal?
>>79509484
>>liberal
>>right wing
>jesus fuck you people are DUMB
when people say left and right they mean relative to the other parties you stupid colonial
>>79509430
Depends on other crossbench senators but small-party senators usually hold the balance of power and can pretty much sway policy entirely in their direction unless the ruling party can convince the opposition to vote for bi-partisan support
>>79508823
>post yfw LDP absolutely rekt
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
>prepbull passes legislation to try and unfuck the senate
>senate becomes even more fucked than it was before
can't this loser do anything right
>>79509580
but thats still retarded, you cuck.
>>79509566
dirty american
>anthony green hasn't called it
don't give a fuck
>>79509186
because then it is impossible for one party to form a government and we end up with cuck coalitions like you have in Europe
we have proportional representation in the Senate so it is fine and all the pleb parties get represented in a meaningful way, not like the shitty british system
>>79509484
You know Liberal is centre-right... right?
>>79509577
Time to reconsider your life
>>79509566
Septic tank, rhyming slang for yank which is Australian for American.
>one seat for Nick Xenophobe Meme
nice
>>79509566
American
Yank; Septic Tank; Seppo
>>79509566
Penny Wong is an obnoxious passive aggressive cunt.
>>79509566
Short for septic tank.
>>79509566
Septic tank, because Americans are incapable of using proper toilet systems.
>>79509327
Great news.
Congrats Australia good to see she is back hopefully we can push NZ First into parliament here and cuck the globalists.
>>79509322
underrated
>>79509495
Fuark yea KATTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
Senate results/predictions where?
>>79509566
>Septic tank
>Yank
did based tone win over the meme
>>79509566
Its what we call americans
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Seppo
>>79509566
American
>>79509603
At least it worked in our favour this time.
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
Get in boys. Bring fresh bantz.
>>79509514
I haven't seen any. There's some pics of Cheryl Rixon, but I have not seen a full magazine, sadly.
This is the only one I have
>>79509645
????
Why is turnbull such a C U C K when it comes to Islam will his party keep him in check?
>>79509496
She is based though... Yea she is American who got ROO'D
Lets get this shit going lads, I want to see more regional flags
https://flaghunters-dot-github-dot-io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
Replace "-dot-" with a "."
>>79509603
he got rid of shitty meme parties like LDP and fucking "Motor Enthusiasts" that no one wanted/voted for by mistake
LDP only got in because moron bogans confused them for LNP and Motor idiots memed their way in through preferences
so either way id say it was a success
>>79509660
Shitty bathtub, dirty grout and a 1980's soap holder made me sad.
God dam palmer must be BTFO right now
literally 0% of the vote
>>79509703
3 weeks
>>79509603
Mark my words. Abbott will take back leadership.
That way neither two major parties can harass each other about unstable government.
>>79509614
>>79509648
>>79509654
>>79509662
>>79509665
>>79509708
all these responses and you forget the most important part, being that septic tanks are full of shit.
>mfw I just saw a Labor groupie checking over the buns of the SBS reporter from behind
>>79509749
I agree, good stuff
>>79509752
>hating based LDP
Get a load of this faggot
Oi white dog, ya got a smoke and a dolla for da bus
>>79509749
No I'd rather not broadcast I am from North Canberra.
>Pauline Hanson will be a senator
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>79509578
Pauline Hanson was jailed by a plot schemed up by Tony Abbott. Australians for Honest Politics is what it was called from memory.
Anyhow, she went to jail for a while, her party and career was destroyed and Pauline Hanson became a nobody who.would get about 2 minutes of media coverage every election when she ran to try and collect some money from first preferences/votes.
Now that Malcolm Turnbull brought on a double dissolution where you don't need as many votes, One Nation has won two seats and is back in full force.
>>79509777
>-26.5%
all of my keks
>>79509495
didn't katter side with labour last hung parliament? So no, he isn't LNP
>>79509777
they weren't even on the ballot in fairfax. what's your point?
>>79509777
>open image expecting it's 0% because of rounding down
>literally 0 votes
KEK
E
K
>>79509806
>Stating the obvious
>>79509735
>will his party keep him in check?
Maybe, but if not hopefully we can rely on Pauline Hanson in the Senate
DEAD
LAST
NEVER
EVER
>>79509821
Me too cunt, do you work for the public service?
>>79509821
but you just did
>>79509777
He got less votes than he has staff on his campaign team/people working directly for him,
Speculation is he is on suicide watch with a few boxes of empty Tim Tam packets
>>79509830
Correct. And Tones refuses to answer AEC questions about his role in funding related portions of the affair.
hung fuckin parliament according to internals on both parties L M A O
>>79509860
he's from norway, let's be real here m8
>>79509777
>0 votes
>>79509495
>Katter is basically LNP
He's as much a wild card as anything, LNP have fucked the farmers over hard over the last several decades
>>79509809
fuck off you edgy wannabe Amerishoot
take your Libertarian garbage elsewhere
>>79509821
fuck you seppo cunt
>>79508986
stupid fucker invalidated his ballot with a shit meme
>>79509806
Thank you Captain Obvious.
>>79509852
The best part is his family and friends are in the room.
Fucking normiebook ruining everything.
I voted 1 on the Bullet Train Party
i don't even want a bullet train they just make me laugh that they are a party
>>79509821
>Has the extension
>Doesn't show his state
Top cuck
And Woden Valley is south m8
this cuck is going to need to get a tattoo
https://twitter.com/oz_f/status/707747218153803776
The gym on saturday night is comfy as fuck
>>79509846
No, he sided with LNP even when all the other independents went Labor. So he ended up getting absolutely nothing but sided with LNP on principle.
>>79509777
Well, he wasn't on the ballot obviously he's going to get zero votes
>one of those 9059 other votes was my #1 One Nation vote
>>79509777
How is that even possible?
Surely he would have voted for himself.
>>79509862
Thank god for people like Pauline Hanson
>>79509195
>>79509116
see
>>79509002
>>79509645
mate you live in the ACT, your existence is a consideration
>>79509871
>tries to enrol as the australia party
>enlists ching chong cho for victoria
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>79509947
The butthurt from cuckfeed will be glorious
ON got more votes then the green faggots in QL
>>79509566
Septic tank
Yank
>>79509660
sweet jesus I want to suck those titties dry
>>79509991
Agreed, it is bliss
>>79509423
Stupid people are more interested in playing identity politics(muh racists, muh muslim and etc) than discussing real issues in rational and logical manners. No wonder this country is a huge nanny state.
>>79509947
We don't need Queensland to leave. We need Victoria to fuck off.
>>79508986
1 less vote for greens, fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E2ihEO8SO8
>>79509774
someone's a tiler by trade
>>79509952
I like them too. but I also would like a bullet train.
>>79509947
Imagine: QLD, NT and WA secede and form a conservative version of Australia. I can feel it.
>NT only in because we need to run our GREAT NORTHERN ROAD through it
>>79509736
that accent though...
>jewish member elected
REEEEE!
>>79509919
Katter is pro funs and obviously a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_zYZBDmls
NSW ELECTS FIRST JEWISH MP
Thanks you fucking kikes
>>79509991
would you describe yourself as.. a big guy?
Retard here.
So Pauline is a senator, but that's not a seat. Right? What's she going to be doing?
>>79509872
Of course.
>>79509830
abbott was also the one who created her
she got out of control, libs never realized the extent of the hate for filthy lebs and chinese scum
HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER IS IT GONNA STAY AT 74
WHEN THE FUCK IS PREPPINGBULL GONNA WIN
>>79510044
On both sides, too. Look at the Australian faggots on /pol/, they'll fucking buy "Make America Great Again" Donald Trump hats but they won't fucking throw a few dollars to a local political movement trying to make our own country better.
>>79509455
"Right"
Testing extra flag
>Goldstein
EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>79510104
Making fish and chips
>>79510011
>You now realise that Canberra has the highest quality of life of any city in the world by a MASSIVE margin
You = BTFO
http://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings.jsp
These are house of reps seat counts yeah?
>>79510104
She will have the power to block legislation put forth by the governemnt, if she has enough power in the senate
I voted for the bullet train party lads
>>79510104
helping to decide whether or not the bullshit they cook up in the house of reps should be passed into law or not
>>79510104
...being a senator you fucking idiot
holy shit
>>79510014
PUP aren't running
LDP are dead last
>first Jewish member
>Liberal
pure coincidence, also: who is Godwin Grech.
hoping the greens get cücked in the senate too
>>79510007
His ballot paper wasn't counted due to mass amounts of Tim Tam stains on it
>>79510146
A long time.
This wont be decided for days m9, go to bed
>>79510104
A little light reading for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Senate
>>79510181
Yes m8
>>79510095
I'm pretty fit but not huge
for you
>>79508823
AGAIN NOT A DRILL LDP MEME PARTY ABSOLUTELY REKT
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
>>79510104
Voting on whether or not bills (which received a majority of votes in the house of reps) will pass and become legislation.
So it's basically gonna be LNP minority at this point?
>>79509871
RIP deposit
>>79510245
>hating LDP
eat shit
>no Liberty no shooters
>no guns
>>79510202
>also: who is Godwin Grech.
A fucking maggot of a man
>>79510086
>tfw local member is LITERALLY a kike
I put LNP as 1 in Senate but Zimmerman dead last in the House.
testing
![roller%20hockey-1354090399[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fk1RZca.jpg "roller%20hockey-1354090399[1].jpg")
>>79510202
>Jew Hockey
>>79509952
>yfw everyone does this at the secondary election
>yfw all funding is pulled from other services and bullet trains are fucking everywhere
>>79510081
>NT
Our two seats are labor man, we got cucked
did lib dems do anything?
>>79510297
If you aren't a lazy fuck and/or a criminal you can get a gun
>>79510325
then all the aspies on this website would be at peace
>>79510104
She will basically block a bill in the senate until LNP agrees to give her what she wants.
What does the asterisk next to the electorates mean?
>>79510245
>LDP redditor faggot is dead last
>meme senator is ded
Pottery
>>79510325
>billions of dollars made from infrastructure, jobs and seamless travel
>australia made great again
Meme magic.
>>79509947
>Buzzfeed
I hate how fast that cancerous shit went global.
>>79510150
>Implying American politics aren't relevant to Australians.
You do understand we are effectively a vassal state of America?
>>79510306
>>79508940
>mfw i am in one of the safest liberal seats in melb
>go to vote
>i am 25yo white male
>wearing chinos, blue checked shirt and a coat
>libs see me approaching and start licking their lips
>they start jostling for position
>i try to avoid them but accept all of the HTV cards
>i can see the door
-
>OH VEY YOUNG MAN
-
>(((Josh Frydenberg))) apears out of nowhere
>he sees i am wearing a Melbourne demons hat
>starts banging on about AFL and how he walked with Neil Daniher 3 weeks ago and that they donated $2.8million to his charity
>my autism kicks in
>he says "please vote 1 liberal, it's very important" and hands me a HTV card
My repose:
>Y-y--you too
>>79510349
Meh, you're still more based than the rest of the states imo. You're in.
Who /roomtemperaturebeer/ here?
>>79510202
Hockey is Christian
Why the fuck are the channels backwards now?!
>>79509871
hello la trobe.
>>79510370
I want an AR15
Anything else is meme tier
>It's a 'liberal will continue to pass shit uncontrolled until the next election' season
Great. Down the shit hole we go. The best part is all the liberal voters who rely on penalty rates are going to lose them.
>>79510488
Reporting in
>>79509952
>>79510325
they have pretty good memes too
>>79510094
Fraisers mum was a Jew and so is turn bulls
Frasier was also the biggest left we had
What was that shit about Hex in the previous thread.
Was it a meme or is it legit.
All states worth living in have votes counted to at least 90% now, still waiting on.
WA @ 78%
>Faggots and miners, both too busy drilling holes
ACT @ 84%
>The fucking cucks who run the joint, but cant sort out people to count
NT @ 57%
>Coons who can't count in charge of counting things
Tasmania @ 97% only because there is literally nothing else to do 354 days of the year
>>79510299
also, my mistake. he was never elected. He was just a public servant.
>>79510468
Did you vote in Kew? The fucking HTV people were everywhere.
>>79510325
That's what makes me laugh
Fucking bullet trains everywhere
Refugee solution? Detain the on a bullet train and only slow down when they are processed
Health spending? Fund a medical carriage on a bullet train that zips around the country
Economy? Just employ everyone in the bullet train industry
Foreign aid? build them some fucking bullet trains
Border defence? Just have a bullet train zip around the coast to deter migrants
Change the country to The Commonwealth of Bullet Trains
So if Tones was still in, held the election in September and went hard on nationalism/defense do you think he could have done it?
Don't forget, Malcolm "JUST" Turnbull pissed away one of the major hits on Bill, that he's a slimy backstabber who orchestrated the 2 hits on KRudd and whatsherface
>>79510538
>Wanting and Assault Rifle MK.15
Bet you want to shoot up a cafe in tassy too, huh Bryant?
>>79510572
>this is the official website of a political party
>>79510589
>He hasn't fingered Hex in a nightclub
???
>>79510589
Guys saying they've fingered her.
>>79510589
>not fingering Hex
