first for one nation
First for da greens
check these dubs
praise kek
3rd for One Nation.
What can Pauline achieve if she is in the senate?
>>79490766
nothing
Hmm.
LDP OR DEATH
Sage and report shitposter threads.
>>79490668
Link to stream rejects
Is it too late to vote? I got big ideas as to how to fix the country
>>79490833
Really makes you think...
>>79490766
deport lebbos
>>79490868
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
Why does reddit flood every aus/pol/ thread?
LABOR
>>79490868
Counting just started 30 minutes ago. There will be no decent results until after WA votes.
who /votedearly/here?
>>79490863
What was that brazil? I can't hear you over all those infected mosquitos.
>>79490940
Because they're faggots/attention whores.
>voting for a rapist
one nation
Are we a country or a commonwealth?
>>79490766
She'll gas the kikes m8
L/NP: 20
ALP: 6
GRN: 0
OTH: 1
123 to go.
>>79490868
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/politics.html
>>79490766
You know how they trot Jacqui Lambie out to add "colour" to political shows?
Yeah, that with extra saltiness.
>>79490766
PLEEEZE EXPLAIN
Whoa, Leigh Sales just trod all over Annabel Crabbe. This could get interesting...
L/NP - 22
ALP - 7
OTH - 1
:)
>Derryn Hinch, Pauline Hanson, NXT, butthurt Laborcucks, Labor and Greens at eachothers throats over Greens winning Labor seats
>smug Mal
I really hope this works out how I want it to.
I voted Rise Up because Daniel Nalliah will bring nan back to life with prayer.
Can anyone please greentext the pol situation in Australia for those of us who have absolutely no fucking clue?
> The only thing I know is that cool "NO WAY" poster.
> I couldn't feel my dick the first time that I saw it.
>>79491159
:^)
>>79491159
whos other, hopefully not greens
>voting to smash the unions and overtime pay
>voting for 457 visas to flood even skilled labour markets with cheap foreign workers
>voting for liberal party
When people say Libs are cutting 80mil/50mil/whatever from healthcare and education, what are the original figures those cuts are taken from exactly? Should I care? My google-fu failed me on this. pic unrelated.
>>79491292
>0.1% counted
>>79491292
ALP - 11
:(
>>79491359
shit is all over the place right now fammi
>>79491170
When I saw Derryn Hinch's name on my polling paper I thought they made a mistake. Last I heard of him he had 12 months to live.
inb4 labor btfo
>>79491292
What the hell? Mine says LNP 25, ALP 10?
>>79491444
Labor lost a seat
>>79491202
we stopped botes
The same government gave the muslims working vias so they are coming in anyway just by plane
Victorian government overrun with a pro commmunist leader who destroyed the fire brigade by making unions own it
PRobally cost labor the election
STILL NO STICKY
COME ON LIBS
>>79491419
He got a new liver m8, hes good as gold now
>>79491504
and then gained it again
Ahhh Penny is fucking butthurt
Why cant the mods make it a rolling sticky
Realistically if the Bulldogs beat the Swans, then Liberal wins and vice-versa.
It is written.
wew lads
go katter go
>>79491679
Fuck yeah, go Katter!
>+ 7.9% for other parties
how many seats do libs need to win government?
>>79491732
Half +1
>swings to labor
This makes me so mad, everyone I know voting Labor (most people I know) have no idea why they are voting for Labor other than they hate the liberal party, and then they don't even know why they hate the liberal party.
Good news is, the senate is going to be all fucked up in the best way possible. I've convinced about 20 people to vote for memes in the senate
I actually summoned the courage to firmly say no thanks to the guy who tried to hand me the greens pamphlet, felt pretty good to be honest with you
As much as I hate labour, I really dont want prepbull to win
ITS OVER
When can I dance in commie tears?
>>79491886
Lol m8. I hope you also told the smelly greens hippy to have a shower
>>79491950
right now
>>79491930
Labor just gained a seat m8
>>79491886
I convinced a few asians to vote for Pauline
>>79491950
when Laurie calls it it's over
The "other" vote in QLD is fucking huge. 20% vs ~10% in other states.
>>79491886
I got called a redneck, felt even better tbqh
>>79491930
im confused, if 76 is only needed to win, why are so many seats decided when only 0.5% of vote has been counted?
>>79492040
badge of honour desu
>>79492054
Most of the seats called are rural seats with tiny populations, the majority of which voted for the coalition
very easy seats to call
>0.0%
Goodnight sweet prince
>>79492003
QLD put 250,000 votes into Palmer in the senate last time.
>>79492040
fuck off, by who?
>>79492054
its will switch in and out in the early voting stages
>>79492139
No one should vote for a fatty desu
>>79492139
>mfw Slimey Clivey BTFO
>>79491679
Nice one, Katter
>>79492054
Because they counted all the labor/green votes which make up 0.5%
Rest is Liberal and minor parties
>>79492158
The unhinged greens bitch handing out HTV cards
>macarthur 10% to labor
>dobell 5% to labor
fucking wemo lade
So the liberal national party is the right wing party of Australia?
small populations and safe seats probably
>>79492320
more like the centre-right cuckservative party
who /albo/ here?
>>79492320
Cuckservatives
>>79492323
fuck, meant to quote >>79492054
>>79492259
what a spastic, god bless you lad ahaha
uh oh lads
Lads post your seat and your #1 pick. Cook reporting in
>>79492320
People on Labor will tell you that they are.
Liberals (referring to Classical Liberal) heavily represent the Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry's interests where Labor represents Labor Unions.
>>79492380
the far superior labor choice
>>79492424
'ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE COMMUNITIES'
FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES VOTE FOR GREENS
NO SURPRISE
>>79492424
It's only 2.6% counted.
>>79492475
Flinders
Rise Up
Greg Hunt is incumbent and will win. Safe Liberal seat.
>mfw that guy that hosed Australian Idol cucks Tone out of his own seat
>>79492424
We can only hope this was a seat heading to Labor, but every seat Eco-Socialists gain is a loss to Australia.
>>79492475
Cook also reporting in, voted lib.
>>79492475
Bendigo. I thought we had a Katter candidate, I was wrong.
Purcell
>>79492320
Centre-right or "Conservatives". The nationalists are fringe parties like One Nation. There's no true right-wing parties that are relevant.
>Prepbull is going to just edge it and start his long-held plan to cuck the Libs
Pretty funny desu
Who's winning so far?
>>79492475
Gilmore
CDP
It's gonna be a Labor seat though, hasn't been Labor in a very long time.
>>79492740
libs have got seats but no enough has been counted to call it yet
>>79491583
yes,this.sticky prease
>>79492740
Libs
Will Shorten get sacked if ALP loses lads?
>>79492806
How do you get your quality so good?
>>79491867
why would you vote libs if you're not rich? labor spend more on health education and other shit.
>>79492475
Holt
Neil Bull
>>79492871
I can't see it happening. He's the closest they've come to a strong leader since Keating
>>79492819
Sorry, Ausfailia changing prime minister every 20 minutes is not sticky worthy.
>>79492740
Libs have won already
/r/australia on suicide watch
>>79490668
PLEASE NO SEATS FOR GREENS
KEK WILLS IT
>>79492944
>He's the closest they've come to a strong leader since Keating
That's pretty depressing.
>>79492475
Curtin, WA. Liberal.
The Lib rep is Julie Bishop, the Minister for Foreign affairs. Pretty safe bet she'll retain it.
Labor are absolutely crushing it.
Did not expect this
rip in piss are clive
>>79492918
watching it direct off the mux in DVBviewer, no streams for this lad
>>79492944
*Kevvy
>>79492981
Brigading is wrong
>Pauline Hanson polling quite well
Oh boy oh boy
>>79490668
I hope Hofer wins, lads! Godspeed!
Leave the EU now and come home to the Commonwealth super-state!
>>79493000
Alright cheers.
would smash peta credlin
>>79493000
>no streams
What
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>>7949294
>Shorten
>strong leader
Nigga what?
Albenesy will definitely challenge him when the ALP loses this election.
>>79493008
KEK
>>79492983
This, the butthurt from my commie faggot m8s will be delicious
>>79493062
using this TV tuner dongle plugged into my PC to get a coax signal for FTA television
https://www.ple.com.au/Products/613786/AVerMedia-A835-AVerTV-Volar-Green-HD-USB-TV-Tuner-with-Mini-Antenna
very useful for the weekly Q&A threads
>>79492996
They're getting fucked in QLD; it actually does not look good for Labor.
>>79492983
is it even possible they wont get a seat?
>>79493060
Then she would fuck you over
>>79492922
>why would you vote libs if you're not rich?
Throwing away money doesn't help the poor, neither does taxing the poor.
>>79493005
> Simpering beta male version of Howard
>>79493173
nice. beats relying on the iview stream
glass lebs
>>79490668
England here . .. .shitposting in an Aussi thread
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.
Seriously though, I get the drift that your Libs are a bit like our Tories, yes?
If Tony Abbott was in it, everything is cool with me.
>>79493214
le not bad face
>a meme country holding elections
Why is this allowed?
>>79491292
Why are they showing shit that isn't 100% counted?
No other major election does this. It just confuses simple minded people.
this is ogre for libs. the privatizing medicare meme is too strong. look at scott morrison stumbling over his words like a fucking retard.
>>79493269
Good post
Where me one nation boys at?
>>79493212
fuck off shill
>>79490734
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT
Would you Leigh Sales
Go Recreational Fishers party. I love a fish.
>>79493074
Nomsayain
>>79493265
absolutely, iview quality is fucking shithouse
actually bought it so i could save HQ copies of Media Watch
>>79492320
Jewish interests and cuckservatives
better than the entirity of the leftist Bolsheviks they're running against, worse than the minor blokes, farmers, and my shit covered shoe
who /greensandsocialistalliancedeadlast/ here?
>>79493295
Could say the same for the Olympics.
>>79493295
>says Brazil
>>79493295
>BraZika still trying this hard to be relevant
any /ken/ voters here?
>>79493295
Why were you allowed to host a Olympics?
What channel is everyone watching?
THIS OLD DUDE ALWAYS TAPPING THE TV WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER
Fuck that guy, he keeps giving me the finger
HOLY FUCK COME ON DOGGIES
>>79493358
ONE NATION POLLING 10-15% IN QLD!!
>>79493328
t. Labor shill
>>79493358
No one so far.
DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!! DOGS WIN!!!
>>79493398
Watching the footy m8
>>79493259
I would if Australia wasn't so fuckin expensive
the median salary over here is $200 which is like 4 packs of cigarettes
>One Nation polling 10-15% in Queensland
it's fucking happening lads
>>79493391
>>79493326
Right here
>10 to 15% for One Nation
WE'RE DOING IT LADS
fuckinnewthreadjesusfuck
I did my part
>>79493427
Oh shit
Link?
GET FUCKED SHITNEY
DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS
>>79493255
nah m8
>Alpha
Hawke
Abbott
Rudd
Keating
>Beta
Gillard
Howard
>Omega
Turnbull
>>79493398
About to play overwatch with another anon on PC.
>>79493429
>>79493412
Game of the fucking year
What's the point of gay marriage again?
inb4 you're a fag m8
>>79493429
Fuck my life senpai
At least labor and Greens are doing shit
>>79493358
Not me.
I had to put socialist alliance third last, so I could put the sex party second last instead. Greens dead last, of course.
>they're still at 0 seats
>>79493484
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79493358
You're literally scum and a traitor.
>>79493501
is that game any good? i've heard its just like upgraded TF2
>>79493472
legalisation is inevitable.
>>79493484
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79493358
disregard >>79493420
i cant read drunk
>>79493421
>>79493453
>>79493464
QUEENSLANDERS WHERE WE @?
>>79493472
You're a good voter, i wish i had your skills m8
>>79493380
cap this post
>>79493513
>the sex party
what the fuck is that
>Nick Xenophon 1
>Liberal 2
>Labour 3
I'm not even sure who I wanted to win.
>>79493464
yyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaa
> FUCK PENNY WONG
> FUCK PENNY WONG
> FUCK PENNY WONG
> FUCK PENNY WONG
> FUCK PENNY WONG
We're milling through threads at a pretty alarming rate here.
>>79493506
probably the same point as straight marriage, whatever that is.
>>79493358
Always and forever.
>>79493358
>>79493398
Watching Dr. Who only to drift in and out to check results.
>>79493541
It's like tf2, without the hats and run by blizzard. It's actually quite fun if you can get past the salt.
>>79493506
Changing a word in a few laws from union to marriage
It's all about appeasement and virtue signalling, a waste of 10 minutes in parliament.
Xeno doing well in SA.
Looks like One Nation got its seat
>>79493398
mostly ABC, but i reckon we should switch to sky
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/politics.html
peta credlin and kristina kinnealy looking fine tonight
>>79493590
sticky when
Can this cunt fuck up?
>>79493541
Play it casually, don't touch competitive, have fun with it but don't expect anything amazing.
>No Custom servers
>No Mods
>Bullshit tickrate
>>79493274
go home mom.
>>79493498
Rudd's a dirty earwax eating koala with a poofter accent.
>>79493525
KEK
>>79493568
Sjw kikes.
>>79493570
You only had three candidates?
Anyone got an abc streaming link? CBA to go look and the footy is more interesting on the telly
Greens are getting rekt so far.
>cowper has been controlled by the nationals for 50 fucking years
and it looks like its going to stay that way
the lefty tears arent enough to compromise, i want this cunt out
>>79493391
Looks like he'd try and touch your willy desu
>>79493640
nah
>>79493637
aye she's alright mate
>>79493592
Having kids?????
BIG
>>79491886
>Go vote with gf
>Old hippy guarding door
>WANT SOMETHING GREEN BRO
>HERE YOU GO
>DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THAT BETWEEN YOU LOL
>"I'm voting Liberal get away from me you cuck"
>>79493692
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
We /fa/ now.
>>79493568
A meme party mostly "progressive" policies
>>79490668
time to lose some wa senate papers again
Tasmania and SA should be removed from this country. They are as bad as the Scottish scabs
>>79493730
no i don't think that's it
Where do we stand friendos? Will you make Australia slightly less cucked again?
>brexit vote graphics
>these graphics
What a time to be alive
>>79493358
fucking commie
Who /DrunkandWatchingBlackSailsAndtheFooty/ here?
>>79493731
DICK
>>79493638
casual's worse, you get stuck with some unspeakably bad fucktards and there's nothing you can do
>>79493568
Degenerates, that's all you need to know.
http://www.sexparty.org.au/policies
>>79493714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
>>79493688
No I had 7, I filled the other 4 with meme candidates like No Euthanasia and Family First.
>still no green seats
smugpepe.jpg
michael rowland's voice gets my dick rock hard
>shiny disco floor
>>79493781
Here's hoping.
>brexit
>swings to right wing parties in australia
>trump to possibly win in america
It's a good time to be alive.
>>79491679
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict Kennedy for Katter.
>BREAKING:
Channel 9 calling BASS for LABOR after preferences.
>>79493809
can't drink for 2 weeks cause I'm on heavy painkillers and antibiotics REEEE
>>79493302
That would explain why you're confused then.
>>79493784
ABC aint got shit in BBC VR graphics
>>79493759
rip greens forever in our prayers
>>79493758
Thanks senpai
1 for Greens
>>79493778
You must be from melbourne
M O D S
O
D
S
S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y
P L S
L
S
>>79493274
>Still thinking Tony Abborttion is relevant
Kek
FUCK GREENS GOT A SEAT
>>79493568
Literally everything wrong with the most extreme SJWs condensed into a political party, that are only retain a semblance of relevancy thanks to idiots and donkey votes.
>>79491151
Fuck I hate Crabbe.
>>79493836
I'll tell him that for you
About to go get my poison for tonight. Don't feel like craft beers. Not sure if I should get Jim Beam and coke or something Aussie like VB
>>79493751
I wore my MAGA hat and only collected greens cards kek. Voted One Nation