http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
1st for one nation
Well shit I just killed the shitcunts
7th for GLAsS LEBS CUNT
>>79490634
Thank you Mr Big Strong Handsome American
It's over. Go home labor
I don't know if I even care about politics I think I'm just edgy
8th for Aussies not alloWed
Are you sticking this shit or are you going to be a cunt?
SAGE THIS THREAD, AUS/POL/ IS CANCER LIKE AUSTRALIA.
1st for labor
1st for greens
1st for friendlyjordies
Thank you based Murrikunt, now please someone get onto the 4chan irc and ask for a sticky.
First 10 for surprise leyonhelm victory
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
Post your vote and waifu.
Labor
>>79490759
Do I look like a fucking mod?
Which one of Joyce's daughters would you bang /pol/?
>>79490822
Left 2
Who /abovetheline/ here?
Voting below the line is for spoiled neets who don't value their time and think that it really fucking matters if they put Unelectable Meme Party Candidate X at 57 or 58
Who'd you cunts vote for today?
I voted Liberal Democrats because;
>fuck boats
>fuck muslims
>fuck immigration
>give me guns
>give me freedom of speech to say kikes and not get charged
>lesser government and no nanny state bullshit
>>79490634
Well done mate you are truly greatest ally
>>79490820
Figured you were since you're a seppo making auspol threads.
>>79490894
>Fuck immigration
Top meme lad, read their policy
>>79490731
>0.4% counted
You can reply to my post with
>HURR DURR NIGGER DURR
>LE 7-1 EPIC MEME XDDDDDD
But you can't hide the truth that nobody cares about your shitty desert country.
>>79490879
>Voting below the line is for spoiled neets who don't value their time
I'm neet and it's the oppsosite. Rushed my vote and couldn't think clearly because social anxiety
>>79490788
I'm American so I didn't vote and I don't know shit about your elections, but I will use any excuse to post my beautiful Mami ~~
But if I was an Aussie I would vote for whichever party was the most Nationalist.
>>79490822
One to the right of him
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
They say one other in QLD. Is it Pauline?
Whoever voted sex party plz kill yourselves.
Last election we were told by all of Rupert Murdoch's news outlets to vote for the LNP & Tony Abbott and look what we bloody got. This time, Murdoch wants Australia to vote for Turnbull. Why? Because the LNP look after filthy rich people, NOT you and me.
If Murdoch gets his way, the Abbott/Turnbull cuts WILL continue. More cuts to health (including Medicare), more cuts to education, more cuts to essential environmental programs, more cuts to mental health & disability.
A TURNBULL GOVERNMENT WILL MAKE ALL THESE CUTS WHILE HANDING OUT MULTI BILLION DOLLAR CONCESSIONS & TAX BREAKS TO FILTHY RICH CORPORATIONS. They've been doing it for the last three years and it will not just continue, it will increase if they're re-elected.
To help save our country from further destruction, SHARE this with every single person you know before it's too late.
#boycottmurdoch #savemedicare #Auspoll #Ausvotes #Newspoll #EssentialPoll #Essentialresearch #LNP #LiberalpartyofAustralia #Liberalparty #MalcolmTurnbull #MalcolmTurdbull #Turdbull #BillShorten #puthelnplast #DoubleDissolution #earlyelection #election2016 #Australianelection2016 #Australianelection #Honeymoonisover #ByebyeLNP #VOTEOUTHELNP #Putthelibslast #ONETERMLNP #byebyeMalcolm #ONETERMMALCOLM #ONETERMGOVERNMENT #fedupwithstupidliberalvoters #Labor2016 #BIllforPM #Laborforthewin2016
>Labor
Is that even English
I am here to watch a shitpost storm. Keep going.
HOLY FUCK ONE NATION PARTY BLOW OUT IN MY ELECTORATE
MAJOR PARTIES BTFO!!!!!!!!!
>>79490943
Current policy+$50000 fee
>>79490973
Fuck off nigger. 7-1. Nice olympics faggot. Thanks for the post.
>>79491007
reddit is thataway man
>>79490993
Could be, or Katter
L/NP: 20
ALP: 6
GRN: 0
OTH: 1
123 to go.
>captcha: stop berger
>>79491007
>NOT you and me.
Speak for yourself faggot.
>>79491013
detroit is on fire mate.
>>79491070
haha well meme'd!
>>79491007
Fuck off cuck
>>79491007
even though you're memeing this is 100% true
Fuck Liberal
>>79491007
Link to post? Don't tell me you spent all that time writing this shit yourself.
>>79491057
What are rich chinks?
>Tony Abbot got Pauline Hanson sent to gaol
>Malcom Turnbull got Pauline Hanson elected to the senate
T-Bull shitting all over anything Tony can be proud of.
>>79490822
The old one on the left
>>79491091
If you're rich or own a large business then I get where you're coming from. If not then you're are legitimately retarded.
>>79490731
Memes
>>79491092
And nothing of value was lost.
>>79491091
If you're rich or own a large business then I get where you're coming from. If not then you are legitimately retarded.
>>79490822
The nice plump one sitting on his knee.
wow I hate Australia now
If you didn't vote LDP, ALA, family first and shooters and Fishers you are an anti freedom cunt
>>79491123
Rich chinks get in either way mate.
Does One Nation take from ALP or Lib
>>79491033
noice
>>79491007
t. friendlyjordies
>>79491011
It just shows how moronic the whole party is. Decided to try and get on the front foot and named themselves with American spelling when it was thought we were going to adopt American English. Turns out that was a bust and they kept the name.
Am I supposed to get a boner? Would it make me gay?
>>79491212
Not with One Nation
Wew
e
w
>>79490822
all of them
>Terrible Internet speed
>America ripoff
>Desert country
>Lost a war to Emus
>Animals are the main population of your country
>Only talent is shitposting on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum
Why haven't you killed yourselves yet Strayans?
>Not a single green seat so far
Happy days.
>>79491257
She's a dyke.
>>79491240
nice meme
>>79491257
Depends, you like old lesbian Asians?
>>79491216
Lib probably mate
Maybe some alp fucks
>>79491242
>Liberal
>aren't liberals
>>79491033
>49 votes
Wow that's like half the population of the entire electorate
SO who's Trump of Australia?
>>79491296
They haven't counted Melbourne yet, don't get too happy
>>79491259
No guns no deal.
>>79491286
>less than 50% white
Why hasn't Brazil been nuked yet?
>>79491286
How's hosting the olympics going mate?
>>79490822
He really is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>79491296
>>79491286
Those Olympic stadiums aren't going to build themselves. Get back to it nigger.
>>79491339
Pauline Hanson
ONE NATION PARTY GETTING UP IN WRIGHT
MAJOR PARTIES BTFO!!!!!!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/wrig/
>>79491297
>>79491312
Thought it was a guy
I like corrective rape
>>79491001
Higher than greens... Internet censorship is bad mmkay. So what if they change the word "union" to marriage in a few laws? It's literally just a word.
>>79491339
Pauline Hanson, we had the exact same shit happen outside her rallies in the late 90s as what is happening to Trump right now.
>>79491286
Don't you have a Niglympics to run?
>>79491339
probably Pauline Hanson, but she's not running for a major party
>>79491175
ahahah my man..
but seriously it is on fire ahahhaa shiiiiett
>>79491339
Don't really have a Trump, things aren't bad enough yet.
>>79490601
LE STICKY FOR PAULINE :^)
Anyone know which party snagged the 'other' seat?
Redpill me on lebo aussies. are they based?
>>79491440
Idk, Clive Palmer could be a non racist trump. If Gina Reinhardt ever decides to run for a seat in the Senate then she'd be the closest thing we have to a trump.
Missing a good footy game because of this, this better be worth it
>>79491286
>Australia: 2nd Highest standard of living in the world
>Brazil: Standard of living too low to be measured
That's probably why.
why do they have "seats won" at the bottom, we're talking about a fraction of votes counted rn
>>79491473
the ABC won't disclose that
You're one a watchlist now for bringing that up
>>79491491
The Christian ones are tolerable, the rest pure scum
>>79491473
Who knows. Keep in mind they're basing those "seats won" on like 2% of the electorate.
>>79491473
Probably an Independent.
>>79491394
>>79491410
>>79491422
>>79491440
thanks!
here's a best buttface ever.
>>79491363
>>79491364
>>79491382
I hate your shitty fucking culture and your butchered English, If your "continent" was wiped off the planet by an Earthquake no-one would care. Saddest thing is that Canadians have bested you in your only national talent. Brazil will stay relevant until the end of this century, Australia won't be a country by the end of this century.
This shit is fuckin boring
stop making me vote and gimme my fucking NEET bux
Which independent won a seat. Fucking news is giving shitall info
>>79491428
What if weedman wanted a big ass light for his blunt.
>>79491509
Barnaby Joyce or Cory Bernadi are the best politicians we have in a large party now m8
>Greens getting crushed
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GET 15 SEATS REEE
>>79490788
Labor!
>>79491509
>If Gina Reinhardt ever decides to run for a seat in the Senate then she'd be the closest thing we have to a trump.
No she wouldn't. She's a hambeast who inherited untold billions of dollars and wants to bring in illegals for cheaper labour.
>>79491607
Eat shit Bernout
>>79491033
where to find this?
NO ONE HAS ONE A SEAT YET
THEY ARE BASING THAT OFF 0.1 - 2% OF THE ELECTORATE
STOP FUCKING ASKING
>other
>1
What? Where? Party? Why is the AEC lagging behind the ABC?
>>79491662
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79491607
Too much shit on their cocks m8.
>>79491662
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79491662
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
>>79491564
Did your wife get zika when carrying your bull's son or something mate?
GET A NEW GUY TO OPERATE THE TOUCH SCREEN TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS OLD GUY IS RUBBISH
>>79491607
lmao suck shit
you should've seen the failed abortion NEET the libs sent to hand out flyers in my electorate. holy shit everyone was walking all over him.
Great banter from this news show cast. even the political analysts are shitlords.
In the event that a alternative party gets more seats than labor what would happen?
>>79491720
>>79491725
>mfw i beat the other anons to the punch
>>79491776
They didn't even bother at my booth.
>Tfw they all want your software
>>79491809
Well meme'd my good friend, well meme'd ;)
>>79491339
We don't have one guy who is like Trump.
We have Clive Palmer who is a fat "billionaire" idiot that no one likes.
We have David Leyonhjelm who tells leftist Australians to get fucked on twitter
Then we got Based Tony Abbot, triggerer of leftists who was knifed by Malcolm Prepbull.
just tuned in have I missed anything?
>20 minutes to work
>Cant find out results till midnight
FUCK
Palmer United didn't last long. Kek
>>79491809
Onya.
>>79491860
A seat.
>>79491850
Katter
LABOR ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN REEEEEEE
>>79491860
See, not Even Strayans themselves care about elections in their home country. What a sad pathetic cucked country.
>>79491934
BUILD STADIUM
>>79491881
It's a quarter to 4AM here.
>>79491931
L/NP: 32
ALP: 16
GRN: 0
OTH: 2
100 to go.
>>79491894
SAVAGE
>>79491894
Choice cunt.
>>79491934
Back to your favela Jãoa
>>79491934
CUM 2
>>79491931
What? They have only won 16 seats vs 31 LNP seats so far.
>>79491832
>unity
>t. Penny Wong
>implying kicking out 2 PMs in the last 5 years is
>"""""unity""""""
>>79490731
>they are counting WA first. what else did you expect.
>>79491963
Thank you for being with us
God Bless
>>79491967
Who are the 2 others right now? One Nation?
>>79491001
Fuck off cunt I want my legal drugs, fucking pips are too expensive
>>79491607
>Greens getting crushed
thank you jesus
>>79491967
>GRN
>0
Let's hope it's like that all night.
>>79492001
WA gets counted last you fucking druggo.
>>79492012
No idea. They won't say.
LIBERAL ARE GOING TO WIN I WANT MY NEETBUX
>>79492012
ABC is simply refusing to even acknowledge ON
Will have to wait until later m8
Anyone else want a hung parliament? Wait, anyone else wanna hang all of parliament actually?
>>79490601
I am an American Lebanese. Why do Aussies hate their Lebs?
>>79491564
mfw mentioning the Olympics makes you that salty
By the way, if you're going to chastise someone's ability to communicate in English, you really ought to first learn how to use a definite article.
are the Liberal party the based one?
>>79492096
got my vote bud
>those top quality bantz against scotty
kek
Who did you vote for cunts?
I'm in Canberra and voted for the bullet train party
>>79492099
They are all gang rapists
>>79492099
Literal muslamic rape gangs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilal_Skaf
>>79491564
>Brazil
>ever relevant
Build stadium.
>>79492099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes
>sub 2% counted over east
>Alan Jones already having a pissfit re. independents winning senate seats.
This is going to be great.
While we wait for the counts don't forget to stay tuned for the battle of the cancer on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/czzgR4A3Ptc
Just voted.
One nation
Australian Liberty alliance
Rise up Australia
Family first
Shooters fishers and farmers
Xenophon party
I'm going out to dinner tonight with commie family members, so I'm just not going to say anything about the election. I just want to eat some good Chinese and drink some cold beer after a hard days work.
>>79492106
Liberal is literally cuckservative: the party
Others are kicking ass for meme parties
TELL US WHO THEY ARE
Is Australian Labor different from English Labor? Because English Labor is cucks.
>>79491967
some mins ago they said one is KAP. So no seat for Pauline yet
>>79492066
Sky is saying that ON is looking like it will have a big showing; driven by rural votes.
How based was 'Tone? Aussies on Reddit seem to hate him so I assume he was good.
>>79492099
They're fucking scum here
>>79492200
but they're against welfare, send the boats back and trigger smelbournites
>>79492106
Lesser of two evils
>>79492059
Fuck your neetbux I actually need my defense contract. Fucking welfare queen tax leeches, I want to make my own way.
Godspeed liberals/nationals and ON.
>>79492221
He was so good to the point that he didn't even know what he was doing.
>Seriously
so who are the good guys here? don't know shit about aussie politics
>>79492221
He was only good for triggering. Memes aside, he was shit.
Leigh Sales in a good mood
Jesus, who spiked her drink?
>>79492209
They're the same. Basically Democrats.
GREENS amazingly are the same in name AND beliefs.
>>79492221
Totally based
>>79492209
Yes, English Labor is going full blown 1960's tier communist under Corbyn's leadership. Our Labor is fairly centrist and supports continuing our hardline border protection policies.
>>79492301
she knows libscum are dead
>>79492059
Suck shit, NEETscum
>>79492192
>no LDP
Would've had the perfect pro-gun collection if you went with LDP.
>>79492263
>ADF
>calling anyone else a leech
You are bigger leeches than NEETs, eat shit
Fuck lads Franklin just scored
Doggies only winning by 5 points now
>>79492221
The red pill is he was about to make affirmative action unlawful.. and suddenly he's the enemy of all women? Yeah, equality is unfair.
>>79491985
>>79491987
>>79492104
>>79492059
Brazil is a nation of hardworking workers that despise welfare moochers. Your nation is a nation of welfare moochers and savages. There is literally no reason Australia should be on the map, the only reason they're on the map is to piss the world off.
>>79492294
>cuckservatives
>SJW unionists
>ecofascists
>anti-gambling veto party
>right wing meme parties
>socialist meme parties
Take your pick,
Never admit muslim Lebanese into your country, only the Christians and druze.
t. Lebanese Druze in America
>>79492294
There are no good guys, Libs = stability and Labor = blown budget.
>Other 3
>Green still 0
kek
>>79492140
Canberra and voted Liberal because some muslim was hounding me to vote greens.
>>79492363
>Brazil is a nation of hardworking workers that despise welfare moochers.
How's that stadium and sewer system going cunt?
>>79492363
automized workforce baby, you are gonna be more useless than you are now.
>>79492351
Not in the ADF, I'm a NEET engineering graduate. No one besides defence will hire white men for engineering.
I fucking need liberals to win.
I wish I didn't put a single vote for Labor in now.
SWANS IN FRONT
BUDDY 2 GOALS IN A ROW
>richmond
>greens winning
welp, if that's the actual place called richmond, I'm pretty close and I should move there
>>79492435
which polling booth m8?
>>79492420
Nope, no bias at all, ABC
Greens are zero which is good, but I'm not liking labour lagging behind. Thank God only 10% of votes have been counted so far.
Why does anyone give a shit about the HoR? The Senate is where it matters.
HoR is literally a shit house of arguing over who can spend and tax more than each other.
Fuck this shit, I'm stressing out.
The hippies are going to get back in. It's going to be another fucking Greens cocksucking session. Shit fuck damn I can't handle it.
Glad to see Liberal are going to win I don't want to see safe schools bull shit introduced to schools hopefully Labor can come back with a new game plan and maybe win in 2020
>>79492363
Your country provides a perfect model of how not to do things, then. I went over there once, and it's full of fucking povvo motherfuckers and crime. It smells like a tip and is full of disease. Have to strap everything to you so people don't try to snatch your shit. You wish you could live here. We're a fucking utopia compared to your literal shit hole.
>>79490973
>But you can't hide the truth that nobody cares about your shitty desert country.
At least we live in a first world country, you think any sane person would rather live in your poverty stricken hell hole?
>>79492465
Fuck your defence contracts cunt, they're just a waste of money.
DEPORT LAKEMBA
>>79490788
Liberal
>>79492263
Will it be used to roast kebab?
what's Jacqui Lambie been doing today? any ripper quotes?
>>79492160
>>79492174
Damn that sucks. We don't do stuff if that sort here in the US, though that might be because most American Lebs are Christian.
Hey at least the chawarma is tasty right?
pollsters got Queensland election wrong, SA election wrong, Brexit wrong. should be a good night tßh
>>79492420
Wait for Melbourne and Sydney to start being counted senpai.
I got a good feeling about Greens. Two seats in the lower and 15 in the upper would be a dream.
>>79492371
right wing meme parties plz
Come on AMEP
Lets go Tricky Ricky
Brumbrumbrumbrum SKIDZ CUNT
>seppos making the thread
I blame Labor for this
>>79492476
thanks anon, nearly forgot
>>79492518
What are you talking about cunt, both parties have said they wont work with the Greens.
Greens are going to be BTFO this election
>>79490788
Labor.
>sister commented on how she's watching her life fall apart as the results come in.
Looks like it'll be a good election everyone.
>>79492301
me and my dad watches 7:30 almost everyday and i've never seen her laugh or even be in a good mood like this
>tfw will only see Leigh happy every 4 years
Why even live?
>>79492597
When Shorten loses his man tits are going to sag lower then ever before.
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>79491902
Fair call mate.
No one politician in Australia has the same appeal like Trump does though.
>>79492221
Lesser of two evils.
It was him, or a literal psychopath hellbent on selling us to the chinese and tanking the economy.
>>79491860
Ready to prep the bull greens shill?
>>79492363
We get the jobs done quickly and intelligently then take some time off. You work hard because you're too dumb to get the same jobs done as efficiently as us.
Have you tried not being shit at building infrastructure?
Sydney vs Bulldogs is off chops lads
Swans just belted 3 in a row and are in front again by a point
Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
>Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
>Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
>Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
Did the /pol/ party win or lose?
how the fuck does this keep happening? the elections are surely rigged?
>>79492301
She wants Based Tones dick so bad.
Based Bendigo swinging to Lib
Tears of joy lads, my home is finally becoming uncucked
>>79492647
where is top waifu Trioli
Who are the 3 OTHER that won a seat?
>http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-bill-shorten-says-turnbull-government-creating--preconditions-for-disadvantage-and-inequality-20160629-gpuqdu.html
Oy vey goy don't for Turnbull, that is the racist path of Brexit and Trump
VOTE LABOR SO WE CAN FINALLY GET RID OF THE KEK STAMP AND ALL THAT FILTHY BLUE AND WHITE
I heard the horns while doing the dishes
PRAISE KEK FOR WHAT WILL COME
PRAISE KEK
>>79492036
you fell for my ruse fellow Australian.
Who are we rooting for lads?
>>79492677
Thanks for reminding me I tipped Saints at the very last second. Redeem me pies.
>>79492781
One nation.
>>79492675
The Chinese do all your fucking work, real Australians haven't done shit for the last decade. And you think the Chinese will treat you well when they turn you into a colony? Brazil can easily recover from what it's going through, Australia will never recover from Chinese neo-colonialism and is bound to be a colony by the next decade. Wake up you shitposter.
>>79492679
The /pol/ party is listed as 'other'. Fuck knows.
>>79492769
You tricky cunt I'll glass ya.
imagine being australian
haha
>LNP smashing home QLD + NSWS
Game over?
>>79492392
blown budget = actually improving things
>This bumbling idiot operating the big TV
Jesus
>>79492679
polls haven't even closed in the west, probably won't know how it's going to go for at least 6 hours, if not days.
>>79492638
Don't fucking lie to yourself. It'll be Carbon Tax II: Barrier Reef Boogaloo.
THIS OLD GUY AND HIS TOUCH TV
>>79492781
ONE NATION
give the ruski his dubs
who /cheeseygarlicpizza/ here
