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Polls close in about 8 hours from now or 10 hours if you're in WA.
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>>79451875
Who did you vote for
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I hope you all voted Labor unless you are willing to sign the pledge, phams.
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>>79451927
I haven't voted yet, but I'm voting Xenophon in the electorate of Sturt and in the Senate.
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Vote 1 for Greens mateys
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FOR VICTORIA

Vote this way for the Senate:

[ 1 ] Pauline Hanson's One Nation
[ 2 ] Rise Up Australia
[ 3 ] Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
[ 4 ] The Fred Nile Group
[ 5 ] Mature Australia
[ 6 ] Derrin Hinch's Justice Party

We need to coordinate better.
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>>79451927
>australians
>actually voting

I drew a phat cock on the ballot paper then farted in the booth and left.
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>>79451999
Even in the voting booth
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>born in Sri Lanka
>converted to christianity by an Aussie missionary
>worked as an underground missionary in Saudi Arabia
>claims to have literally resurrected a girl from the dead with prayer
>wanted to end muslim immigration before it was trendy and force the ones here to convert or fuck off
>wants to take back farmland from the arabs and chinese
>wants to get rid of any law restricting free speech (hate speech nonsense)

Vote 1 cooky curry crusader
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Can you imagine how powerful labor would be if it anti-immigration and anti-homo
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>>79452056

Did you wash your uncut willy before going to vote, m8?
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>>79451999
>giving alp your second preference

so, you basically voted labor.
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>>79452056
>australians
>actually voting

Our elections have like a 90% turnout m8
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House of reps.
1. Greens
2. Labor
3. Lib dem
4. Katter
5. No tolls and consumer rights
6. Family first
7. LNP

I didn't bother filling out the senate form, I just numbered the six
mixed bag
1. Lib dem
2. Shooters & Fishers
3. Xenophon
4. Katter
5. Labor
6. Greens
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>>79451927
Family First and One Nation.
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>didn't register to vote
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First for /sausage/ roll call.

Who /sausage/ here?
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Seeing as faggot marriage is a big vote decider for young cunts, would the country be better off if we just legalized it now so cunts would actually think about their votes past that?
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i just got my name crossed off and didnt number any of my papers.
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>>79451999
> throw away your vote simply too troll /pol/

We truly live in the holden age of shit posting
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>>79452141
fucking triggered
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>people voting for major parties in the senate

just fuck up my election, mane.
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>>79452182
fuck i feel like voting now
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>>79452182

>Living in the inner west
shiggy diggy doo
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>>79452102
he sounds pretty based what party is he?
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I'm tempted on wearing my /k/ soviet surplus gear then just stand there staring down the Liberal pushers with my hand resting on my hip.

Don't know if they could complain about harassment though.
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>>79452181
This, I went to vote last year and they said my name wasn't on the paper.
Didn't receive a fine in the mail.

Perhaps I'm just not in the system?
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>>79452299
Rise Up Australia
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>>79452209
Yeah it's going to get legalized whether liberal or labor get in and finally the cunts can shut up about it.
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>mfw be silent voter
>mfe i need to go into king william to change my address
>mfw i didnt so now i have to go vote in a different area to where i live

what time should i go so i dont get hit by crowds?
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>>79452209
Well LNP is promising a very expensive, very drawn out referendum on it, which will (if the polls are to go by) go in favour of gay marriage by well over 60%. May as well just be done with it and legalise it rather than waste time, money and effort on the inevitable, assuming LNP stick to their promise of a referendum.

>>79452182
That's not a sausage roll
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>Completely forgot about voting
>Usually rely on those shitty cards they send in the mail
Well fuck, time to get clean and vote
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>>79452349
5pm or so, I just got back and it was really busy.
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>>79452333
they seem pretty extreme, any chance of them winning any seats?
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>>79452349
I don't think there should there should be too many crowds this year. A record number of people this year voted by pre-poll and postal vote.
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Remember to vote early and vote often guys.

You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.
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>>79452429
Zero chance.
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Lads which party will best facilitate my dole bludging? Will the anti-shitskin /pol/-approved parties take away my NEETbux if I vote for them?
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>>79452473
ACTU shill pls go
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>>79452242
I've vote Greens because they have policies I agree with.

Posting to /pol/ after is just the cherry on the cake desu
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>>79452480
great. do the lib dems have any chance of making gains?
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>>79452182
>bun
>not bread
>sausage roll
>not sausage sizzle
get the fuck out

>>79452251
I'm the tranny from last night, I'm voting for the people who will help me the most
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>>79452349
Too late senpai, should've gone at 8.

>>79452209
It's getting legalized eventually, but one of the parties are fucking dipshits and think an expensive plebiscite is a good idea.
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>>79452126
Stop ruining threads with your perversion bro.
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>>79452487
Socialists and Labor are the leech parties
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>>79452182
3.89MB
Killing my bandwidth m8
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>>79452473
Shill: The post
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>>79452513

Vote Labor as many times as you can.
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>>79452526
I doubt that the only Lib Dem senator will be reelected. The only reason why he was elected in the first place was because voters were too stupid to tell the difference between "Liberal" and "Liberal Democrat".
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>>79452297
Where you getting your /sausage/?

>>79452393
>Never been to Bunnings detected
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>>79451875
Notice the bread is folded to display the Illuminati allegiance.
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>>79451875
2 pigs in one blanket? Absolute madman.
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>>79452536
Cheers mate, you've got some sane ideas about policy
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>>79452473

That particular type of voter fraud can get you a $1700 fine, you fucking walnut.
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literally voting in order of whoever offends the most people
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>>79452182
>hot dog roll
>mustard

get the fuck off my board you unaustralian cunt
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Is it illegal to spit at people?

I want to spit at the Liberal fucktards, NBN stopped 200m from my house in 2014 and I was supposed to get rollout back in early 2015, now i'm not even on the three year rollout.
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>>79452536
Nice sausage. Needs more onion.
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>>79452624
so literally no based party will have any candidates elected?
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>>79452536
>I'm voting for the people who will help me the most
The best help you could get would be a bullet in the brain.
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>>79452473
voting once is bad enough.
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>>79452393
>very expensive, very drawn out referendum
How fucking stupid. Everyone already has an opinion. Lets just vote on the stupid shit
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Remember to vote early and vote often guys. NUMBER EVERY BOX AND PUT THE LNP LAST, IT'S WHERE THEY PUT YOU!

You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.
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>>79452803
oh I agree
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How come we have no good right wing parties like Europe does
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>>79452758
>not mustarding your sausage

Mustard is /pol/ approved.
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>>79452763
>muh internet

shut the fuck up cunt
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You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.
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>>79452763
You should thank them you dumbass.
Labor wanted to build the NBN, but they also wanted to censor the internet.
Guess what one of the sites was on their leaked block list? FUCKING 4CHAN
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>>79452794
It depends on your definition of based. The party I'm voting for will have at least 3 senators and two MPs.
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>>79452763

Yes and you should definitely abuse the booth workers, it is those fuckers who will convince people to put more Liberals in office who will do nothing to give us a decent NBN.

Familiar, if I could share my NBN with you, I would, but I can't. All I can do is encourage you to vote Labor as many times as you can.
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>>79452832
Well the news I was watching said the referendum would likely take over a year, maybe 2 and cost millions of dollars. Seems fucking needless to be honest considering legalised gay marriage would win easily. If they want to stand against it they'd probably do better than this shit idea
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>>79452924

Actually they abandoned that policy years ago, mate, during the Rudd days.
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>>79452907
Fraudulent voting offences under the Act include the following:

impersonating anyone for the purposes of obtaining a ballot paper and voting, maximum penalty: imprisonment for 6 months (section 339(1)(a) and (b)).

voting more than once at the same election, penalty: 10 penalty units (i.e. $1 700) (section 339(1A), (1B) and (1C)).

intentionally voting more than once in the same election: 60 penalty units (i.e. $10 200) or imprisonment for 12 months, or both (section 339(1C)).
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>>79452794
Good morning Nige. You never know, if the world's current political climate is anything to go by, some fringe candidates might get enough votes to nab a seat
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So Liberal have this in the bag right I don't want safe schools and a shit tonne of refugees flooding in.
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>>79452924
>implying 4chan doesn't elevate you on the national terrorist watchlist
i sure hope you aren't interested in pressure cookers and fireworks because if you are you'll quickly spike up to the top 500 suspects in the country automatically

t. ex special agent shitposter
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>>79452893
Mustard is foreign garbage.
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>>79453050

>I have no idea how my name got crossed off 17 times, familiar, I swear
>Prove it was me pls
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>>79453143
>Implying our government is capable of that kind of surveillance.
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>>79452984
>>79452763
>relying on NBN

Not even once
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>>79452861
>himself
Triggered. Spat out my sausage mate.
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>>79451927
Trump
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>>79452907
>they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous
If the number of dodgy votes included in the count exceeds the margin of victory for the winning candidate then the election will be voided and a new one has to take place.
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>>79452984
>2/25/2014

What is it in this century anon?
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>>79453132

It is likely that Liberals will form government, yes.

But anything could happen, and indeed they could be facing a hostile Senate (again).

You only need to look at Queensland's last election where the LNP were in for 1 term on a massive majority (78 seats to Labor's 7) and just 1 election later Labor won 44 seats to the LNP's 42 seats.

Anything could happen, familiar.
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>>79453245
sorry m8
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>>79452951
that party is?
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>more or less 10 different nationalist, anti-immigration and anti-Islam parties
>splitting the vote so literally none excprt Hanson get elected

Top kek.
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>>79453324

It is same, it is still fibre, I just have not re-done test.
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>>79453234
>implying they're not
to put it into perspective for you, when snowden did what he did i read it in the newspaper, laughed, and went "so THAT'S how we do that"

they're not going to break down your front door for looking up nuclear bomb information, but if you're in an area suspected of holding terrorists and you're like number 55 on the list of high value suspects, you may get a boot up your ass from a raid team
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>mfw Greens pick up 15 seats in the upper house.
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>>79452861
both are retarded

transitioning is not the way gender dysphoria, a mental illness, not physical illness, should be treated
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>>79451999
I hate you and hope you die soon
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>go to vote
>no sausage sizzle
>just a shit tier cake and jam stand

Is there somewhere I can report this?
This is a deliberate abortion on the Australian voting system.
I was so mad that I almost forgot to vote 1 ALA.
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>>79453494
reddit please leave
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>>79451875
Fuck me now I'm hungry
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>>79452182
>>79452758
>>79452393
>>79452536


>this sausage triggers the aussie
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Don't fuck up Australia.

The Trio of Anglo Powers will all have right wing shifts unless you fuck up and vote green or labor.

Canada doesn't count.
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>>79451973

I hope you die. I hope muslims rape your daughters and your whole family dies of AIDS.
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>>79452182
They didn't have one at my location. He told me to go to bunnings
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>>79453132
Majority in the lower house. Senate will make 2010 look stable. The country will be run by NXT (ntb plham) 1 or 2 independants(derryn hinch) lackie lambie the greens and the /pol/ LDP guy . Grim times.
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>>79453577
Thats fucking disgusting. Did you complain?
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>mfw every election anytthing has some cunt going on about the NBN
>mfw they always say X fucked it up
>mfw Im an NBN installer and do work installing NBN lines from the street to the house and from the house to the internals of the house
>mfw the people who fucked nbn where the cunts running the country in the 70's when they decided to use aspestos pits, pipes and anything that could as well as 10mm LIC's which dont have enough room for a 2nd line and are typically made out of galv so they rust close meaning instead of a 30min job it turns into a 5 hour job as to do one house you have to rip up half their garden and drive way.
>mfw if the nbn said to people to dig their own trench from their house to the edge of their land everyone would of had NBN by now.

also, funny people think they can opt out of the NBN, pro tip you cant, once NBN has a certian percentage of people on FTTP, they turn off the copper networks meaning every old cunt saying they dont want it will get it because they lose their phone lines and thus their mediAlert systems


[spoiler] however FTTP is a shit load easier than HTC
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R/AUSTRALIA, AUS/V/ AND AUS/B/ GET FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING GREENY LEB POOFS

NOOOOWWWWWW
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>>79453573
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Reminder to vote for based Pauline (One Nation) in the Senate
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w-why do I have to number so many boxes when I don't care
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>>79453577
maybe stop being a fatass.
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>liberals being near-violently suppressed everywhere I look
I don't remember the last elections being this bad on any side.

The left have gone full Mussolini here in Melbourne and I'm in a safe liberal seat, I saw one liberal pamphlet-pag surrounded by 4 labor ones blocking his path and they were really getting in people's faces in groups asking who they will be voting for. I see young voters ripping all of the liberal imagery from the school at 8 in the morning and on social media I'm seeing stuff like "vote liberal, I fucking dare you cunt"
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>>79453537
>a mental illness, not physical illness
its both
and hrt is the only think that can treat the symptoms of gender dysphoria
tell the pharmaceutical companies to develop a drug that treats it

I'm not going to argue this here because its an election thread.
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>>79453390
It's ok. The bit I spat out was quickly nabbed by a non gender confirming kookaburra that identifies as a magpie. Take that patriarchy
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>>79451875

Why would the polls close in the morning? In Canada the polls usually close at night to allow people the entire day to vote.
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>>79453804

Did you report it to the returning officer?
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>>79453804
Good.

Fuck liberals. They add no substance to the conversation. If they're too beta to man the fuck up, then they deserve to be silenced.

Us leftists arnt taking shit no more.
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Who did a donkey vote and voted for Hanson, katter, Palmer, Xenafon, Christian Party and Hemp party?
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>>79452763
>tfw I get NBN in a few months
>its gutted liberal version that will make almost no difference and still leave me with third world speeds
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>>79452028
Basically this
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>>79451875
>voting in house of reps
>liberal, labor, greens
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>5 different versions of "Australian Christian Alliance"

why can't christfags understand the separation of church and state? smdh
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>>79453804
fucking cuctorians
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>>79452134
>marking name off roll and leaving
>i voted :^)
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>>79453685
Fucking hell now I'm nervous.
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Was going to vote one nation but after i saw how fucking bogan the one nation shills at the polling place were i totally 180'd and just went Xeno.
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>>79453834
>and hrt is the only think that can treat the symptoms of gender dysphoria

absolutely fucking up their endocrine system is not a treatment, its a science experiment
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>>79453871
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>>79453907
Nah, it was a small public school though. Everyone could see what was going on.
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>>79454052
Seeing how true blue and fair dinkum the One Nation blokes were should have made you more likely to vote for them.

You are not a real Australian.
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>>79454112

Did you just make that up, familiar?
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I don't know where the fuck the Liberals are getting this company tax bullshit from.

Global investment growth has completely stalled for the past few years and has been starting to dive in every major economy in the past year, Brexit will accelerate this as long as it is drawn out as the markets will be incredibly unstable and people will be unwilling to seriously invest.

A massive company tax cut will almost 100% result in money being ripped away from Australia and not reinvested.

It's really bizarre that no newspapers have pointed this out and instead cited the tax cut as "good fiscal policy" in their dicksucking of Turncoat when it sure as fuck isn't.
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Which party lets me stay home, play runescape and fap?
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>>79451875
vote for all the right wing meme parties how many seats do you think we can get lads?
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>>79454052
who did your boyfriend vote for faggot?
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>>79454183
Xenophon and Marijuana parties.
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>>79454052
None of the nationalist parties even campaigned in my electorate.

I think took one look at the demographics and said "nope these lot are too educated for our bullshit"
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>>79454183
labor

they look after the dole bludgers.
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>>79454183
Any party with the word socialist in the name.
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>>79454183
It depends, oldschool or RS3?
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>>79454176

Nothing can be allowed to mess with the libs = good economic managers meme
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>>79453697
Very vocally, I blamed the current local member.
>they're off at that fucking private school with their sausage sizzle
>they don't give a fuck unless you're a 4x4 driving activewear soccer mum
>you can bet your ass the ALA will uphold our right to a freedom sausage
I just want the actual Nazis to ruin everything.

>>79453784
>1 sausage will make you a fatass
Health Australia Party voter detected
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>>79454254
RS3. I'll spend my doll money on nice clothes and gp
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>>79452209
nope they will start with all the tranny shit like in America when it passes
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>>79453804
We're fucked when our generation is the majority I hope they grow out of this edgy communism phase.
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>>79454305
>Standard Runescape3 character

At least you can be the cute girl, anon.
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>>79454422
They already tried with safe schools.
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>>79454176
Also when we look at the US economy which is by far the most important economy in the world, only the US or EU could trigger a global financial crisis, we are seeing a massive dive in productivity and investment.

Many economists have a global recession for this year pegged at 50:50 and that will get worse the longer this continues.

Nobody is investing shit. Tax cuts to private business are pointless, the Government has to stimulate growth through it's own investments and partnerships.
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>>79452299
Socialist alliance
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>>79453724
How bad would it go down if you guys just ran the cables everywhere and anyone wanting nbn to their house had to simply pay for the cable from their house to the street which you say is the most expensive part? Seems like everyone would get it within reach and the installation onto your property is your responsibility, why isn't that happening?
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oi ive got a hangover and cant be fuckin goin an voting, whats the fine for not doing so?
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>>79453665
Absolutely fucking disgraceful.
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>>79453804
This.

It never used to be like this.

My grandmother used to hand out htv cards and if someone needed to go to the bathroom you would hand out both parties at once until they got back.

Now days you would take their cards and bin them.

Win at all cost
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>>79454561
>After each election, the AEC will send a letter to all apparent non-voters requesting that they either provide a valid and sufficient reason for failing to vote or pay a $20 penalty.

>If, within the time period specified on the notice, you fail to reply, cannot provide a valid and sufficient reason or decline to pay the $20 penalty, then the matter may be referred to a court. If the matter is dealt with in court and you are found guilty, you may be fined up to $180 plus court costs and a criminal conviction may be recorded against you.
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>>79454183
>>79454254
seconding this important question

[spoiler]better be osrs[/spoiler]
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Most left and right leaning seats in Australia:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/vote-compass-right-left-leaning-electorates/7501092

>tfw in the Top 10 most right-leaning electorates in the country
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Look at this retard
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>>79454649
>Win at all cost
Only in the marginal seats.
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>>79453665
unstrayan.
A friend said the same thing, they had a cake stall and no sausage sizzle.
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>>79454649

Was quite good to see guys hectoring the Liberal shitbirds handing out HTVs.

There was an older woman hawking for Labor, she was ace. Fucking shouting them down about penalty rates, Medicare

Much more convincing than HURR U WANNA LIB HTV CARD PLZ?
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>>79452536
>I'm voting for the people who will help me the most
kek enjoy being killed by a rapefugee
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402706/Two-German-transgender-women-STONED-street-gang-three-North-African-teenagers-Dortmund-said-people-killed.html
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>>79454686
He eats more retarded than John Kasich and apparently is a cuck, he married his current wife when she already had kids to another man.
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>>79453834
>tell the pharmaceutical companies to develop a drug that treats it

Kek, do you know it takes about 15years and around a billion dollars to develop a drug? Unless trans people get rich as fuck real fast and show that there is a market there for it where the billion dollars spent can be made back they're not going to bother.
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>>79454686
You gotta wonder where the fuck these politicians come from.
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>>79454686
This makes me really hungry. Guess I'll go out to vote now.
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Will take this with me just in case I am standing in a queue for a while.
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>>79454771
thats exactly my point
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>>79454673
But anon I only play RS3
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>>79454686
What is it with politicians and not knowing how to eat
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>>79454726
>uninronically supporting Labor
>supporting Labor fedora lord cucks like these
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>>79452518
Greens are the anti-white party, you cuck.
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>>79454724
What kind of kike puts mustard on a sausage sandwich? Everyone knows you only put tomato sauce or BBQ sauce on them.
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>>79454673
If they were gonna make an os game they should have left the GE out of it so I could be nostalgic
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>>79454799

Good book desu pham.

EVERYONE - I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH - REMEMBER TO TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE
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>>79454686
Meh, still better than JABS AND GROWTH STRONG ECONOMIC PLANZ!.

GO PAULINE!
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>>79454870
Maybe you would look as retarded if people took pictures of you eating m8.
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>>79454875

kek,

You think I am going to support the party that will take away penalty rates you can think again, famalam.
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So many shitposters in one thread.
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>>79454896
mustard is awesome get fucked cunt
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i seriously hope you nerds didn't vote labor before you checked to make sure it isn't a Young Labor fedora lord like this one
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>>79454918
Thanks for the reminder friend. I almost forgot.
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>>79454918
Am two thirds through it. Its a good read indeed. What a mess those two made of things
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>>79454972
So which seat are you running for?
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>>79455012
It's good on Frankfurt's and burgers, but having it at a sizzle? It's like you're not even Australian.
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>>79453394
they really should combined into a mega shitlord party
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>>79455070

Really makes you hate her even more.

Holy shit, how could he not see that keeping her would end his career? fucking moran. Do you reckon they were really having an affair?
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>>79454992
Arne Rinnan fuck off.
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>>79454724
Gee Barry, how come your mum lets you have TWO sausages?
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>>79454896
>BBQ sauce
AKA the vinegary jew.
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this girl who I went to high school has been snapchatting herself at labor rallies, folding labor t shirts, saying bill shorten is bae it's disgusting.
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>>79455014
>trusting any of the major parties

http://www. s m h .com.au/federal-politics/political-news/alp-operatives-on-taxpayerfunded-us-trip-caught-up-in-hidden-camera-campaign-sting-20160227-gn5chk.html
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>>79455147
Savage shitpost.
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>>79454686
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY EATING BREAD ROLLS
WHITE BREAD YOU FUCKS

>>79454758
>enjoy being killed by a rapefugee
with luck

>>79454896
eh its fine, they've got tomato sauce and onion on there
if it was just mustard it'd be traitorous
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>Gov registered me to vote
Should I just vote greens to spite everyone?
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>>79455144
>how could he not see that keeping her would end his career?
He was being controlled by her vagina. This sort of thing has happened since antiquity. It is only PC culture which makes us pretend like this is not the true nature of woman.
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>>79452209
Slippery slope mate

Make the fags pay with blood for every right
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>>79454878
>Muhhh skin pigment.

I couldn't give 2 fucks about the enthocultural stance of a political party.
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>>79451875

original post here >>79453816

whats the chance of any of the right wing meme parties getting a seat in the senate? i reckon ldp may pick up another one and the leader of ala will get a seat too. not sure about the rest
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>>79451875
Why do Aussies eat outside?
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>>79454978
>you must pay jack $50 an hour to work on Sunday's
>I simply cannot afford this as a small business owner, how am I to stay open on Sunday's and holidays to remain competitive
>MUH PENALTY RATES YOU JEW CUNT PAY UP

Have you ever run a business? Those rates are crippling, it's the reason why small business often doesn't bother on Sunday or simply has very few staff. No small business can afford to dish out $200 an hour for its staff on a Sunday while every other big business can.
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>tfw moved house 6 months ago.
>Still keep my name in my old electorate because it's a swing seat and the current electorate is a safe liberal

POLITICALESPIONAGE
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>>79455387
Because their houses are disgusting.
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>>79455353
>Race is skin deep

Nice meme
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>>79455217
I don't trust any of the major parties cunt
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>>79454870
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Can you enroll to vote there? I don't think I'm on the register.
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>>79455387
>>79455403
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>>79454524
well depending on what area you are in that pretty much already happened.

its done in like 3 stages (FTTP/Fibre)

Stage 1, Streets
FSD are installed, and MSS HUBs, and cables are run down streets all connecting back to each cities major HUB. their all the green cables in your street.

Stage 2
a waiver is sent around and pretty much you sign it and say you consent to NBN working on your lands, then they have a 3 month window to install a PCD on your externals

This is where it slows down, depending on the area your doing, we just finished FTTP in colonel light gardens (SA) last week, the last of the FTTP to be done in Adelaide, and it took us around 3 months because on some areas you get 1-2 a day done per team. the cost of this however ranges from around $300 for an easy house (this is what we are paided as a company) to like 1.5k depending. 300 is i got straight up the LIC and bam, done in 1 hour, 1500 is I had to rip up your garden and redo pavers and cement.

Stage 3
PCD to NTD (little modem looking think on the inside of the house)

takes about hour and a half depending on the house, as i can only compare them in SA, the suburb of modbury was easy and quick, where as prospect had hold gay houses that took longer. this is like the quickest part. this only costs you money if you wait to long to do it, you get like 6 months and the NBN pays for it, after that you pay it.

it would make it alot cheaper if you paid for stage 2 and 3 when you want it but it would cost you a shit load.


HTC

the stages are the same as FTTP expect for one thing, you could of already got it. HTF is jsut fucking telstra cable and its the same shit foxtel installs if you get that, so its pretty much what you are saying expect now they are installing it for free under "NBN" but its still telstra owned.

also the HFC shit that is now being installed was designed in 1996 and was last improved in 2003. its shit and poorly made.
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>>79455398

Good.

You're not meant to open on Sundays, they were never allowed to. Then they begged and finally got allowed to open on weekends by promising to pay out double time on Sundays.

Nowadays most retail isn't even double time, it's usually time and a half on Sundays.

But still, the point stands. If you can't afford to open, DON'T. It is not up to your employees to subsidize your business because you want to make more money by being open longer.

Penalty rates pre-date Sunday trading.

Or here is an idea, staff your fucking shop yourself. Oh, what's that, you don't want to work the weekend and would prefer to spend it with your family?
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>>79455530
if you've ever voted before then you're enrolled
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>>79455530
Did you sign up with the aec when you turned 18?
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>>79455564
When was the Vicar of Dibley on Q&A?
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>>79451999
literally voting for the pyramid...
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>>79452209
A part of me wants to give it to them so that next election all faggots and uni students will simply unregister themselves from voting as their huge civil rights movement has come to an end. Then we can have an election not decided by us allowing two dudes angry they can't get married grow bitter and then divorce one another losing half their shit.

The other part wants to not give it to them and continue reading butthurt and seeing posters at university for the remainder of my degree
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>>79455622
>>79455621

Never voted before and nope.
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>>79455387
Because we can walk
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what's the definitive way to vote as anti-sjw, anti-socialist marxist as possible?
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>>79455686
There should be a table there after the roll call where you can go up and say that you've never done either, they put you down and get you to vote. Pretty sure that's how it works.
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>>79455353
>>79455353
>>79455353
>>79455353
Want to know how I know you've been swallowing the blue pill?

You think colour of skin is anything but a minor part of race
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>>79455623
yeah dude, one of the worst episodes ive watched of q and a
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>>79455778
Bob katter or Pauline Hanson.
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>>79455794

Hmm okay I'll try. I don't get it so I have to vote in my area? I was going to go with a mate to his area.
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>>79455778
One Nation Party, Australian Liberty Alliance, Rise Up Australia, Family First, Katter's Australia Party and Liberal Democrat Party if Leyojhelm is on your ballot
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>>79455807
le stormweenie face
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>>79451999
>Christian Democratic Party
>Animal Justice Party
>Sustainable Australia
>Liberal
>Science Party
>The "Greens"
>Socialist Alliance
>Labor
>Australian Sex Party
>Online...

That is LITERALLY every party on the ballot.

I had no idea Australia was so fucking cucked. At least vote for the Christian Party you fags
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>>79455398
i bet youve never worked a job where you have to forfeit your weekend/saturday night so you can work on a sunday.

first off no cunt is getting paid $200 an hour, most places it goes up to like $30ish

second if you cant turn a profit being open on a sunday don't fucking open on a sunday.
if you take away those rates all you've done is make people lose their weekends for no compensation, whats next not rates fro nightshift? i mean as a small business how can i compete with a 24/7 maccas, I need to be able to make my $20/h staff work all night
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>>79455272
Do it and then tell me where you live
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>australian democracy

l m a o
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>>79455591
Seems like it should have just been left to the people to pay the remainder. Would have reduced the cost this whole thing greatly and then left the people to decide when it is they want. The infrastructure is there and to connect it to your house will cost a fee sounds extremely reasonable or am I insane
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>>79455398
Don't bother with those entitled asses.
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Only reason why I voted Greens, fucking love giant wind turbines as a fellow engineer myself and have worked in them before, would love more of them down under.
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>>79451999
daily reminder that if you vote for the greens you're giving consent for this elf to make decisions which will impact your future
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>>79454561
Just have some panadol and go to the booth you lazy wanker.
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>>79456010
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>>79456010
>he thinks his country exists
LMAO
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>>79455988
That's the house of Representatives you faggot, Literally means nothing depending on how their party in the Senate goes.
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ISIS being Muslims in Bangladesh right now:
>photos from inside the restaurant in #Dhaka #Bangladesh posted by #ISIS for Dead people #ISIL
https://www.twitter.com/Raqqa_SL/status/749038504521265153

If you voted Labor or Greens you voted to bring 30,000-50,000 more of these Muslims into this country EACH YEAR as refugees to do shit like this in our country. 100,000-150,000 more Muslims and Africans over the course of the next Parliament under Labor/Greens.
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>>79455272
>i'll stab myself in the dick that'll show everyone who's boss

well you're a fucking retard for even considering it so who cares what i say
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>ywn be in Australia while they vote and also getting fucked in the ass by a cute white Australian guy
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>>79455360
>whats the chance of any of the right wing meme parties getting a seat in the senate
none
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>>79455991

Until I can watch Parliament sitting on a Sunday or go and renew my drivers licence at 3AM at the Department of Transport, they can fuck off with their 24/7 economy meme.

>PS I just tried to call the Business Council of Australia, the proponents of scrapping penalty rates as we're all in a 24/7 economy now, and would you believe they are fucking closed on a Saturday? where are they?
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>>79453663
If you voted Liberal that very well may happen.

>Jobs and Growth
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>>79452393
i think we should be more consultative with leadership, if we start here thats great.

Maybe this is a david cameron situation but i think it might be good leadership.
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>>79456159

I would love to top a qt circumcised American bottom.
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>>79455620
>your business shall not trade on Sunday because
>if you cannot afford to open don't

It's as if you hate small business and wish to see it trampled upon by big business. It should be between the employer and the worker to determine what rate they give on a Sunday, the government has no place in dictating what a person pays someone for a service.

>prefer to spend it with your family
Half my workers were unemployed bums who couldn't tell a Sunday from a Wednesday. This excuse of Sunday for family etc worked long ago but not anymore, business is business and it goes on.

Nice to see that your ideas and policies will lead to the flourish and growth of many a small enterprise
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>>79455988
The faggot is probably from Melbourne, my electorate had plenty of right-wing meme parties for me to choose from.
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>>79456133
Who cares if it's president/representatives/mayor/whatever.

LITERALLY EVERY PARTY YOU HAVE IS BLUE PILLED.
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>>79455070
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>>79455387
lots of spiders in the house
>>79455778
right wing meme parties
>>79455988
just as many right wing meme parties m8
>>79456010
kek people are pushing to make you a state of ours
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>>79456303
Oh would you

Do you pronounce Melbourne as Melbun or Melborn
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>>79455398

nice id fag
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>>79456338
that's not every party ya cucumber
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>>79456045
>throwing billions of tax payers money to the sustainable energy jew just so they can give themselves nice payrises
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>>79456217
Lies. Chances are pretty great. Vote Right Wing Meme Party. Pauline will get up in Queensland for sure based on previous election results.

Vote RWMP or we keep bringing in ISIS cunts to do what they are doing in Bangladesh RIGHT NOW>>79456134
in Australia
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>>79456338
Yeah but they aren't being overrun by fucking Muslims that kill them
Rekt lmao, fuckin Burgers
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>>79454870
it's a trap

the American media uses some hotdog/corndog festival every fucking election period to b8 politicians into eating the "world famous" mega corndog or something like that

nobody, including the politicians, knows how to properly attack the beast, so they bite it head on, and the media sits there and snaps pictures of them looking ridiculous
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>>79451875
Aussie citisen living in nz here
Who do you cunts want me to vote for?
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>>79453650
we dont have a left wing bro, we are basically nazis compared to the rest of the world. look at this comfy map
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Anyone who voted with the idea of me or I in terms of what benefits the most should kill themselves.
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