AUSCUNTS REPORT IN.
Who will win it?
Who /sausage/ here?
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Libs by 12 seats.
Tassie's going to go Labor. Vic is sick of Andrews and will swing to Libs. Qld, WA will go Libs. No idea what happens in SA. NSW will decide it, as always. A few marginal seats that even the pundits can't figure out.
Either way its gonna be an interesting night.
t. Voted Libs and ALA in the senate.
Voted Labour
>>79452692
WA will swing to Labor. But it won't make too much of a difference since the WA Liberals are already on huge margins.
>>79452777
>Labour
>u
Fuck off
Daily reminder those who donkey vote are merely jobless virgins who still live at home
>>79452892
Nothing wrong with putting pauline first mate.
voted all right wing meme parties lads, liberal, labor and the greens didn't even make it to a single box on my ballot.
>>79452856
Yeah there'll likely be a swing coz Barnett's on the nose but I just assume everyone over there loves Bishop and secretly hope she'll stab Turnbull in the back eventually and that's enough reason for them to return the Libs.
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has labelled a conservative senator a "homophobe" for pushing for a review of a taxpayer-funded program aimed at helping lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and/or intersex (LGBTI) school students.
>>79453254
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-24/shorten-labels-bernardi-a-homophobe-over-safe-schools/7195664
>>79451053
Maybe I'm just hungry but that pic looks good. Fuck me. Meat onions and mustard.
>>79451053
they arent doing a /democracy sausage/ at my voting poll
i guess thats what happens when you live in a town with a population of 1000 people. im still pissed but. they were cooking bacon and egg rolls last time :(
my senate vote is pretty weird, 1 national, 2 liberal, 2 labor, 2 ldp, 1 ala (i couldnt bring myself to vote for meme anderson), 2 nxt and some other right wing meme party. we /hungparliament/ now
>>79451053
is there fucking ketchup on that
>>79454355
Ketchups for faggots. Tomato sauce is for men
>in
guess who got my vote cunts
should I vote above or below the line?
>>79451053
Me and mum did our bit and voted One Nation first. You all do the same.
>>79454355
tomato sauce, seppo mustard and fried onions is GOAT
but you prefer chicongo salad dogs, right?
>>79454917
the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog are mustard, dill relish, raw onions, and sauerkraut
anything else is for pussies and 6 year olds
Let's hope Australia get's a revolution.
>>79455203
Oh wait, nvm, Australia doesn't have Muslims flooding. It's fine the way it is.
>>79455249
Don't be so sure of that m8
>>79455249
We will if Labor gets in.
shiit gonna go pretend to vote for a sausage sizzle
>>79455203
Australia needs a revolution against the left. We literally have the communist Greens having the balance of power pulling us all left. This ends today. #1 LDP based Leyonhjelm. Based freedom flakes cereal.
>>79453254
> Shorten calls people homophobes
What a faggot
>>79455677
>lyin' helm receives $30,000 donation from tobacco industry
>"changes his mind" about tobacco being bad for you
>now a literal paid shill for BAT
>>79453336
>>79453254
Let's be fair here. If you go to Cory Bernardi's social media pages, it will be very obvious that Cory Bernardi is the literal definition of homophobic. Like, he is actually scared of gay people for real. I am not making this up.
His page is chrischan levels of dribble and fear.
gtfih
>>79453254
>Shorten calls people a "homophobe" in order to appeal to the LGBT community
>>79451053
Fuck australia.
Go catch Koala-AIDS
>>79451053
Is that Michael Moore simulator? Is it any good? I've been waiting for it to go on sale on Steam to purchase it.
>tfw no artschool qt to spit on you when you vote for literally hitler :(
>>79451053
Hope you voted for Meow whatever the fuck his name is for the Science party.
>>79456200
source?
Who here >belowtheline master race?
Did you number every box or only twelve?
Which state had the most senate candidates?
>116 in Victoria.
Why should I vote liberal? As a young about to be graduate, won't this just make things more difficult for me?
>No penalty rates
Just put Jackie lambie no 1 on senate vote
I've never voted before help.
Voting is a meme.
>>79456546
Take photo of ballot paper we will help out
Real straya question time : What should I get on me snag?
Was thinking about going classic onions and tomato sauce, but I saw a bloke with onions and barbecue sauce and thought ' I wouldn't mind some of that either'
>australins have a democracy
was this the worst idea ever or the best idea ever?
>>79456626
Barbecue always
>>79456626
Buy two, one classic and one with barbecue sauce. Report back with your results.
>>79451053
Whats the yellow shit?
> TFW. I work saturdays and dont get a sausage.
....i will have to go to bunnings tomorrow to buy one. It will be the same but will not taste like freedom mixed with left wing tears.
>>79456830
Take a guess.
>protip: it's not his piss
>Americans will never understand the biggest decision of an Australian election day
My house of reps will be lib regardless of how I vote. But for the Senate I'm voting:
Pirates
Online democracy
Vote flux
Independents
One nation
Everyone else
Labour
Libs
Greens
Health australia
Fred Nile
>>79451053
what is the most anti islam party that an individual can vote for?
>ketchup and mustard on a sausage
Gas yourself
>>79456626
Every mixed tomato and BBQ?
Me neither, report back the results and maybe we'll sent you a triple j fun pack.
>>79456546
Green paper is local seat. Number all boxes.
Big senate white paper you can do 1-100 if you want. Suggested is preference the minor parties you like then the major parties after that.
Eg. 1 LDP, 2 LNP
Or 1 LDP 2 Katter 3 Shooters and fishers, 4 LNP 5 Labor 6 Greens.
Up to you when your senate vote expires but generally you want your minor party to try and get a seat and if they dont then a major party gets it after that or it expires after whatever number.
>>79456994
> mustard isnt even an option
I will vote for whoever made this glorious decision
>>79457069
What the fuck is ketchup ameritard
>Never believed in Aussie threads
>now you're in one
>>79457055
Pauline Hanson. She'll be stringing apex up too
>>79457227
what party is she, i don't follow politics at all
>>79456969
Looks like condensed piss
>>79456702
Depends on how much you like meme parties.
>>79455887
Lol fuck off. Their stance has remained the same, its a personal choice, sin taxes are shit and you dont have to condone something to tolerate peoples free choices.
>>79457285
Pauline Hanson's One Nation
>>79457314
Well it tastes like condensed piss.
>>79457389
koool
>>79457227
> mfw i saw them all running down swanston st to fight the islanders
>>79457040
>Online democracy
>Vote flux
Enjoy the coercion of mobsters who will want to """trade""" your vote tokens.
>>79451053
When do the polls close? Is anyone live streaming? I'd like 2 watch
>>79457560
About 7 hours
>>79457128
BBQ sauce is made from tomato sauce you twit
They better have bacon and egg sangas down at the polling place.
I'm gonna tell all the cunts trying to last minute advertise me that I'll vote Libs unless there are bacon and egg sangas.
Am gonna wait til lunchtime to vote.
Sausage time.
Facebook right now:
> hey guys make sure you get out there and vote!!!!!!........as long as it is for my party preference otherwise you're basically literally hitler
>>79458116
pretty much the same here. it's just awful.
Democracy is a lie and preference votes are fraud.
>>79457560
6PM local time (so final votes are 6PM AWST, So about 7AM US PST.
The tally starts from the moment the counting offices start getting back boxes of votes though...
Live results coming in soon from http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
Who /handingouthowtovotecards/ here? Im going to be ruthless as fuck
>>79455941
What's wrong with that faggot? Cory Bernardi can be however scared he wants to be of faggots ruining the country.
I bet you support fag marriage too faggot.
i have a feeling the cucks are in for a shock this year
>>79458384
Care to explain your logic mate?
>>79458776
Real question is how many votes will the Greens lose. Last election they lost like 500,000 a lot of them to Palmer.
>>79458903
>caring about greens
>even in failure
Greens are the new Democrats, dead.
>Still with Pauline back, maybe Natasha will come back next election...
I'm torn lads, sausae sizzle or $4 whopper with bbq sauce and angry onions.
>>79459064
Eldopassogirl.jpeg
Why not both?
>>79459064
I live in bumfuck nowhere, no or sissle Hungry jacks. liek f ur cri ereyrtme
>Saw and smelled the snags while queuing up.
>Finish voting, greens last fuckya
>Bbq has run out of gas and snags gone
Is this what despair feels like?
>tfw sausage sizzle was closed by the time I finished voting
>>79459064
>Whopper for PM
Jack Cowin fucked up.
Whopper is murkan burger.
Bacon Deluxe (best burger) is actually a Hungry Jacks unique burger, also the real obvious choice would have been AUSSIE BURGER FOR PM.
>>79459318
I know brother... I forgot cash so no snag... So unaustralian mate, I'll vote for anyone that'll make the voting snags free.
>>79456200
boner achieved
> Labor leadership spill, 2013
> Liberal leadership spill, 2015
> Collapse of the two-party system
> Greens to take control in 2016
IT'S HAPPENING
Give it to me straight, anons.
Who should I vote for if I don't want a bajillion refugees pouring into the country?
>>79459546
'no'
>>79458116
>people voting for social reasons this year
>muh immigrants
>muh gender issues
What a shitty election season.
>>79459546
>Not listening to Clive
GREENS ARE A CIA FRONT!
>According to Clive.
>>79458803
No. Not to you at least.
>>79457331
except for the massive strain it puts on the health system.
Sister voting for the first time this year, asked me what she should vote for.
>Me: Vote whatever you want, just put the Greens last
>Sister: But one of my friends are in the Greens.
>Mum from the other room: Yeah, and he's an idiot
She'll be the only 18 year old female not voting Greens.
>>79459640
ASADA should get involved, I reckon the Liberal's doctor has been injecting supplements into the players.
I think they should be suspended for the next season.
>>79453100
Good lad.
for the senate I voted according to the Qld one nation voting guide and for parliament I put labor and greens last with family first, katters and ldp first.
Should've voted for ldp in the senate.
>>79459702
>Looks how much smarterer I am than youse guys
>I nogunna exmplaim to u, u no understand me super logic
Alright then moron, I'm actually glad that you either won't be voting or will be casting an informal vote.
Thanks for sparing us your own personal brand of stupid.
>>79459555
Literally anyone.
Neither major party will do that since it'd be political suicide after Rudd letting more in. Even the Greens since it's not like they're going to get anywhere near enough to even dream of forming government so they won't have the power to to crazy shit.
any quick run downs on candidates? Any pro gun ones? pro australia (fuck immigrants) etc?
Voted LDP, Shooters & Fishers, KAP and the right wing meme parties
Labor in the lower house only because my Liberal MP is a cuck who voted for Malcuck over Based Tone, put the Greens last though
the only correct choice for this board
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-zJ_Y2x1mY
>>79460092
lib dems for self defence guns and no immigrants.
>>79460175
>Free speech
>deals the bantz
>But can't handle the bantz
Fuck glass jaw cunts.
Voted labour. Greens last.
>>79460175
No one is being paid to shill for Leyonhjelm by the way. It's a Greens-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear his campaign.
I'm proud to say I voted 1 Greens in both houses this year. Obviously I also preferenced Labor ahead of Liberal in the Reps.
>>79460039
Yeah, no problem fuck face. Go find a mirror and give yourself a tip of the fedora so you can feel good about policing people's opinions on the internet and just so we're clear I haven't voted yet but now I'm gonna go vote for Xenophon and the Greens so suck my dick.
New voter here, can someone give me a run down on what the pros and cons of liberal and labour are?, it's quite difficult to find this information amongst a bunch of biased propaganda.
Please help.
>>79457560
I'd suggest go to skynews.com.au
They do a better coverage than the ABC.
Sky news = A gentler version of Fox
ABC = MSNBC
>>79460419
Without /pol/ memes, what's wrong with Xenophon? I went through all policies of each party and formed [spoiler] my own [/spoiler] opinion. They seemed decent enough, not the best as I don't agree with everything but not too shit that I wouldn't vote for them.
>>79460648
Vote liberal unless you are poor and looking for someone else to do the heavy lifting for you desu
>>79460648
Liberals will efficiently spend money on their mates
Labor will unefficiently spend(waste) money on infrastructure and the poor
>>79460713
I actually don't mind him, he goes in hard on the Wind Energy fags and the TPP
>>79460713
Nothing at all...
We /pander/ now
How many "how to vote" pamphlets did you guys get?
1. One Nation
2. Rise Up
3. ALA
4. Katter
5. meme independents
6. LDP
12 votes below the line
Rate me m8s
I walked down to the local school where I always vote and it was busier than I have ever seen it before. Had to wait about fifteen minutes to get inside. Everyone was really laid back though, with the people handing out the voting guides all happily chatting to each other regardless of party affiliation and not aggressively pushing their shit on those walking past. There was a super qt manning the ballot box too.
Only downside was somewhere along the line I lost my pen and had to vote with the provided pencil like a cuck.
>>79461000
None yet, won't be getting any.
3 hours until vote time, have to wait for my sister and her friend as they don't want to be ambushed by the HTV cunts.
>>79461000
zero, kept my hands in my pockets and walked right past them.
Bowman a shit
No pauline ffs senpai
>>79460713
If u live in sa he is good.
Unfortunately he would trade 2000 jobs in vic for 50 in sa
Worth considering though senpai
>>79455128
It's not a hotdog you clueless cunt, it's a snag on a roll. Tomato sauce, onion and mustard is the only way to eat it.
Why aren't you guys voting independent?
>>79460713
There's nothing "Wrong" with Xenophon. He's a pretty decent guy and it's good to have a strong independent opposition with some political weight to throw around. /pol/ will always meme like champs when it comes to muh freedoms but the reality is both major parties are almost interchangeable at this point. Both have protected and continue to protect corrupt fuckers like Feeney and Sinodinos, both parties have leadership spill shenanigans, both parties have no strong stance on climate change or same sex marriage. The best thing you can do is vote for a smaller party with strong ethical commitments, people might say Katter and Lambie are bigots but at least they have a fucking spine.
>>79461294
You know how preferred voting works you pussy put labour last
Can you vote with pen?
Can I put jewtags on peoples names?
Wrote Trump across my ballot. Hoping for the best.
>>79456062
We can have a thread. Go back to your violent rich retard vs clueless menstruating hag threads.
Albo for Labor leader
>>79451053
I votoed todat wihth haelper annd we brouhgt a sesuj aeftwards. Vbery goob luhnch :)
>>79461545
nah labor aint that bad
LABOR
>>79461506
Forgot pic
>>79460144
Attaboy lad.
Will be voting similar, but instead of labour i'll go with Robb Cuckshotte > the LNP incumbent.
>>79460092
Hey kiwibro here's the candidates from a NZ perspective.
Liberals - National Party ( but a dull fag loving version )
Labor - Labour ( exact copy with shitty lgbtqlmnopx policies)
National Party - Kinda like our Nat's but only farmers vote for them
Greens - the same
One Nation - NZ First
Palmer United - Kim Dotcom
Then lots of right wing meme parties, that really should get together and be a force instead of cannabilising each others vote; ALA, Shooters, Bob Katter, Lib Dems, Family First.
Also unlike here Australia has no indigenous parties; anyone interested in abbo affairs votes like this : city dwellers who don't see abbos vote green. Country folk who actually deal with them vote Nats.
Hope that helps.
>>79461615
He's such a pandering dickhead
Still I don't want him losing to the Greens, their candidate is a literal Trotskyist
>>79460268
>Tells lefty propagandists from the (((abc))) to fuck off
>Can't handle bantz
>>79461571
You should bring your own pen.
>>79461750
I saw that (((skit))) and didn't get it at all. Him telling to fuck off proved no point of theirs.
>>79461659
>Cowper
Oi ya pov cunt, which cento you go too mate?
>>79461895
Yeah the point he was making was that government stepping into a dispute about offence was bad, not the taking of offence itself
Still didn't stop the video going 'viral' and getting shared by all my leftie normie FB friends
>>79455887
>smokers now pay several fold over what they cost our health services
>let's tax them more because why the fuck not?
Fuck off with that shit. I'm not a smoker but to tax them to $30 a pack is absurd.
Wish they would tax video games to $300 per steam indie shit so that cunts here could get a taste of a sin tax in all its glory
>>79451053
>Seat of Newcastle, NSW.
ALP first preference in both houses, with greens as second and a mix for the rest.
>>79461756
Why?
>>79462027
Scott's head rofl, no democratic sausage for me :(
What about you?
>>79461895
They acted like he was bdeing a hypocrite, when he was being the living embodiment of the Voltaire maxim (his biographer wrote it actually); "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it."
>>79461381
>>79460824
Thanks for the info m8s
>>79461509
It's difficult to follow Labor or Lib due to the political mess they've made for the past few years. You're right about how both parties have no real strong stance on anything anymore.
>>79462243
Tinfoil reasons
Should I write a haiku on the ballot paper? (y/n)
>>79453387
Its got BBQ sauce on it too.
>>79461294
>Family first
sigh...
>>79462064
I actually got a half dozen mormie/lefties to vot for based Lionhome because "dude weed lmao" reason. feels good man
>>79462243
Some booths, like the one I went to, provide only pencils. Don't want your vote to be fraud, do ya
>>79452777
>>79462112
Also not a smoker and I agree with you. Smokers are such easy targets though.
>>79462209
>voting for major parties first
>>79462297
Pretty much this :^)
>>79462265
Toormina cunt, right near William Bayldon primary, which is pretty much the autist school. Gonna go vote at like 5ish so I can steal shit.
In a real democracy we'd get burgers
>>79459752
Except for smokers paying for their health costs 5 times over with all the taxes they pay on tobacco
>>79462340
Fuck off degenerate.
>>79462473
>Labour
>>79462570
We didn't have a diverse landscape of candidates.
>>79462686
Smoking is degenerate
>>79462307
vote for real THEN do you haiku faggot
>>79462473
Holy shit - that is crazy. You know what election it is from? I don't recognise the leader.
>>79462686
I'm a smoker and my health insurance goes full shylock on me for it. HCF just for reference.
>>79462860
That was the plan.
This is the haiku I was going to write, by the way:
A handgun nearby
Loving mother rests her feet
Children sleep soundly
You'd never guess who I'm voting for.
>>79462899
cant you just say "i dont smoke lol"?
>>79456127
Underrated
>>79462963
>ID
fuckin greens scum
>>79456358
CAN'T SKEWER THE MUIR
>>79462877
It's from New Zealand.
>>79462966
I did but then I got a chest infection and the god damn hospital ratted me out to them.
>>79462877
No idea, someone posted it the other day, but I would've voted for him.
>>79462476
It's a one way ticket to a blackmarket popping up. Then a government funded task force to investigate and stop these crime rings who smuggle cigarettes to the people. Then another billion donates to the victims of these crime gangs who smuggle durries.
All because we decided to charge some addicts a billion for a deck of smokes
>>79462966
Wow you have cracked the code. Look at this genius.
Fucking retard, learn how insurance works.
>>79455941
>Bernardi
you sheep fuckers have wops over there?
>>79458715
No. I don't actually, champ. I just don't want a complete fucking retard deciding on policy that affect my future. Homosexuals pose literally no threat to me or my family.
I would choose homosexuals over Muslims everyday of the week. Bernardi supports work visa that flood our country with terrorist.
I voted accordingly.
>>79456626
>onion
>bbq sauce
>mustard
sausage sizzle master race reporting in
>>79458679
Good luck I'm behind 7 hoodies.
>>79463199
>wops
Not sure what the fuck that is. But you seem to have mistaken us for New Zealand and/or Canada.
>>79463199
Yes, lots of Greeks and Croats here too.
I wish Labor would stop pandering for the Greens vote.
>>79463312
Wops are Italians.
do the snags cost money or are they free? I got like no loss change/notes on me.
>>79462966
You smart cunt, next I'll tell them I'm a 40yr old driver who's never been in an accident for my car insurance
>>79463367
Ahh I see. Too many than. They should be deported with the Lebs.
>>79463407
They will cost you if you live in a povvo electorate.
>>79463407
Costs money - goes to the local school or church or wherever you are voting.
>>79463454
Fuck off. Most Italians here are over 60 now and have contributed more to this country than you ever will.
alright lads the biggest issue of our lives comes to a vote
Gay marriage
>yes
>no
How do you vote?
Also why do people keep saying a simple vote will incite hatred and therefore should be bypassed and simply just be accepted as law?
>>79462407
Same here fami. I've shilled him to Normie's because of their anti alco and smoke tax stance.
>>79463412
>>79463189
>>79463169
http://www.addern.com/forms/HidingSmoking.pdf
>>79463532
>here are over 60
Hit a nerve. You defending babyboomers?
>>79463492
>>79463503
how much are they?
>>79463573
Won't vote
Voting no is pointless because it will be a landslide anyway, so the only option is to lower the turnout to restrict the legitimacy of the referendum
>>79463532
Yep - Italians are god tier immigrants to Australia.
>>79463635
I'm defending Italians. Anglo ten pound pom babyboomers can fuck off back to the UK as far as I'm concerned.
>>79463573
The government shouldn't be involved in marriage at all.
Vote LDP.
>>79463573
>why do people keep saying a simple vote will incite hatred
authoritarian retards
>>79463573
>Also why do people keep saying a simple vote will incite hatred and therefore should be bypassed and simply just be accepted as law?
Because Liberal doesn't like being reminded that Malcom Turnbull was in full support of gay marriage and then turned around and said "fuck it" and then the party sent a bunch of anti gay pamphlets to their districts.
Liberal is pretty retarded on the whole gay marriage thing.
>>79451053
Gonna vote for the party that matches the colour of my ID. If it's not green,blue, or red I'll vote LDP.
>>79463687
You colossal cuck.
>>79463729
>purple
UKIP?
>>79463454
yeah try that. see how that works out. the klan tried that shit. once
>>79463746
Not a guy, can't be a cuck.
>>79463647
Not sure - a fiver maybe from memory. Depends on where you are.
>>79451053
>Mustard on a sausage sandwich
>Triggered
>>79462307
No. Don't be a reddit fag.
>Huurrr hurrr literally no difference between Lib Lab. May as well waste a vote.
>>79463804
SYDNEY
Y
D
N
E
Y
>>79451053
>hamburger bun
>fucking mustard
Sure is FUCKING MELBOURNE IN HERE
PLAIN CHEAP WHITE FUCKING BREAD
SAUSAGE
SAUCE
FUCK OFF P O O F
>>79463858
>sausage sandwich
wtf
>>79463804
women can be cucked, there's an entire fetish category for it and it's great.
>>79463828
5 for 1 fucking snag? seriously?
>>79463862
I'm voting as well, you cuck.
>>79463705
This seems the most reasonable stance, why hasn't it been taken on? Government steps out of the marriage business and only involved in knowing who the legal parent of a kid is for custodial purposes. Marriage then goes to your local church synagogue mosque temple shrine whatever the fuck for its holy segment. Now all people are equal under the law and fags stfu while preserving the holy sanctity of marriage so religious people stfu.
I feel like there's a big hole in my train of thought here someone please point it out
>>79463804
I will fuck your GF for you... Would even tell her that I'm gonna pull out after I have already finished.
>>79463932
ONLY ONE POST FROM THIS ID! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>79463911
SURE IS FUCKING MELBOURNE IN HERE TODAY
>>79463828
Five bucks for a snag?
>>79452777
No you didn't. You voted for Labor. They're illiterate in the literal sense as well as the economic.
>>79463931
Lol, dude, it is a fundraising exercise. Also, maybe I am out of touch, but is $5 really a lot of money these days...it doesn't seem too unreasonable to me, but I am a richer fag than most.
>>79463675
thanks. god bless australia. i didn't know you had guineas. you get tired of the emus talk to the guineas. they'll dtep them motherfuckers back.
>>79463169
I fucking despise some of my colleagues who do this sort of shit to patients.
>>79455887
He has never said Tobacco isn't bad for you. He has refuted that exact point. He just says people should be able to make their own decisions in life.
>>79463647
5 dollarydoos
>>79452777
good man
anyone who votes libs is a total cunt and deserves to be shot
>>79462473
What's really sad is that now this would be viewed as someone who is mentally unhealthy and deranged
but if it were in the 1800s everyone would flock to it.
>>79463941
>This seems the most reasonable stance, why hasn't it been taken on?
This basically sums up all of the LDP's policies.
>>79451053
>tfw vote labor first
>tfw vote one nation second
feels good lads
I got a question, if following a how to vote form am I supposed to vote for all of a party's candidates and then go on to the other parties (i.e 1. Leyonhjelm (LDP) 2. Whathiscock (LDP) etc. 6. Shooters 7. Hemp) or vote 1-6 along the line and then put their other candidates?
Did a shiit job explaining that but, yeah...
>>79463606
Nice works scotts head anon
>work all day
>vote last thing
>no sausage sizzle
I think I fucked up my local vote. I only voted to three. Is it compulsory to vote for all six?
>>79457040
No liberal democrats? What the fuck.
>>79452692
>Voted Libs
literally why?
>>79464212
Do you understand how preferential voting works?
>>79463804
Girls can be cucks Anon
>>79464219
You can either vote 1-6 above the line or 1-12 below the line.
Those are the minimums, you can vote for more people if you want.
>HOT DOG BUN
>MUSTARD
F U C K I N G F A G G O T
>>79464264
Incompetent
>>79464212
Are you actually retarded? Jesus fucking Christ
>>79464264
Your name isn't on the ballot, they won't know who did it.
>>79464296
Lol exactly.
>>79463532
> Italians good immigrants
I agree up to a point but don't get too carried away.
Melbourne mafia war 1999-2007. How many hits in restaurants? Peoples driveways? Even Saturday arvo footie games.
Don't remember the number of deaths but it was pretty decent.
Oy vey, i know where I'm putting #1
>>79464048
>Germaine Greer
Lost it.
>>79464264
It is, but your vote might be counted, depending on who you voted for and who the vote counter voted for and whether they feel like letting your vote count
>>79451053
What is this fetish today for having buns and rolls on offer instead of a piece of white fucking bread.
I don't even like white bread usually, I'm a faggot and cry like a bitch unless I make my own black rye bread because I can't buy any worth a shit locally, but when it comes to a fucking snag on bread at a sausage sizzle it's fucking simple and I don't understand how the living shit people fuck it up. It goes:
>Cheap supermarket beef or pork sausage, barbecued on hot plate, with just the beginnings of char appearing on it
>White bread - preferably Tip Top Super Sandwich Maker - with butter or margarine smeared across it. Stacked with other slices of bread so yours gets a little butter on the 'clean' side
>Snag, placed diagonally. Horizontally is a hate crime
>(Optional - though you're a faggot if you don't) - barbecued onions piled atop the snag
>Squirt with tomato sauce, or if you're a faggot, mustard or barbecue sauce is also fine
>Walk way with delicacy perched upon a cheap serviette
This gourmet delight should cost a gold coin donation. Don't you fucking filthy faggots *dare* add a '.50' to the end of the price. Pair it with a cheap bulk soft drink for a further dollar.
What is so fucking hard about that??
today is so boring, there's not enough people in my electorate I can banter
I just want it to be over already and bathe in the years of the lefty fucks when prepbull gets back in and right wing meme parties get seats in the senate
>>79464454
Pirate Party mate. Gotta vote for them.
