>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>UHAUL
>ROBERTS
>SHOTS FIRED
>BODIES IN ALLEYS
>HISPANICS IN DUMPSTERS
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://copradar.com/tencodes/
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_CoO_4ex5M
>>79361921
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
robert
IN ROBERT WE TRUST
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>10 or more shots
Time to take a drink.
>>79362069
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."
>DUMPSTER SPICS!!
>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!
>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"
>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON
>ANOTHER AFRO
>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!
>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."
>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!
>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX
>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS
>BLOOD TRAIL
>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.
>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"
CONTINUED NEXT POST
Lady Rosa is BATSHIT CRAZY
>dispute with son in law supposed to be on house arrest
>ten shots fired
10seconds
CHECK YO KEYS EVERYBODY IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT
>>79362103
TONIGHT THE THIRD:
>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...
>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"
>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!
What a God-Damned city...
its truly sad, if we got rid of the niggers our budget for the city would be totally fine maybe even run a nice surplus.
but nope niggers ruin everything
Somebody threw a perfectly good bike down my lawn. Looks brand new, too but they fucked up my grass
What's everyone drinking tonight?
those poor asians to the south and whites to the north
fucking surrounded by spics and nigs
>>79362135
A long night. A long and /comfy/ night.
GOLF CART
>>79362165
Bringing the slaves over really was worth it just for this
story so far
>THERES SOMEBODY IN A GOLF CART
>>79362195
Water because I'm not a degenerate
someone need to get that archive of budweiser truck guy, it was at 1130
anyone willing to be a premium member just to get the audio?
>>79362204
The whites on northside are all pussy gold coast liberals that appreciate the Diversity.
>>79362204
Disgusting.
>>79362195
>budweiser
>>79361921
live stream it
First for Mario Cart Racing
>>79362195
Is this a trick question?
>>79362164
So like backup?
>where is your lunch
>where is ur lunch
>where is your lunch
What did he mean by this?
>Where is your lunch?
what did he mean?
>ambulance for the Doa
I came late who the fuck died?
>>79362395
MALE BLACK BEATING A FEMALE BLACK
>>79361921
>0110
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
we prezdent naw
>>79362395
I missed that story too.
>>79362330
Hope you have enough.
>>79362350
Nice vintage.
>male black
>beating a female black
>another black standing there watching
this is funnier than it should be
>>79362350
>>79362195
male black beating female black nother black standing watch
shots fired drink
>>79361658
>arrest the wrong nigger
>run ID
>he had a warrant too
You literally can't mess it up.
how much do chicago officers get paid
because i don't think it's enough
>you've got a male BLACK beating a female BLACK
Please tell me you guys heard that
>>79362429
with another black male watching
>shots fired
>2 shots heard
>>79362385
I keep it safe in your moms snatch since no one would ever check that blue cheese stenched hole.
>>79362452
>black
>Robert(s)
relevant
>>79362452
>>79362509
reported to trudeau
>penske truck idling for 6 hours
awww shit Timothy McVien is back
what is up with this 90 year old just talking about himself sometimes lmao
Shots fired has become routine for me now
Hmmmm
>>79362496
>you've got a male, BLACK, beating a female, BLACK,
>>79362452
Yes, that would be acceptable too.
>>79362560
is it like, hot as fuck in chicago or something?
every night they get calls about cars that have been running all day.
Did he say Arby's jacket?
>>79362496
She sounded so disappointed
>>79361921
Plugging the best cop-blog in existence
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>Shitcago resident
Beverly here.. Completely forgot that it's time for the 4'th of July murder weekend. Time to get the nugget out.
>>79362391
Fuck off, Randy.
>>79362575
My dick doesn't even twitch. It's the weird shit like
>Dindu in the sewer, tried to draga awoman into the storm drain!
That gets me hard anymore.
>man in army jacket took her keys
fucking what?
>>79362587
You forgot to mention another black male watching
>>79362337
So ISIS is now invading /pol/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>Penske truck
Sheeeit, so close to Uhaul.
has anyone else noticed the reports of a large truck just idling right out front of a bunch of buildings for like six hours?
McVeigh is that you?
>>79362629
Army jacket
>>79362494
>how much do chicago officers get paid
>because i don't think it's enough
>The median annual Police Patrol Officer salary in Chicago, IL is $55,328, as of May 31, 2016, with a range usually between $46,079-$65,299 not including bonus and benefit information and other factors that impact base pay.
Seems like it in the upper range of a similar professional pay, the US solider (although I don't know how much occupying solider got).
>>79362646
cool
who /copsandrobertscomfy/ here?
>>79362337
ISIS please leave.
>the police will never go full stormtrooper on the ghettos, removing all the dindus
what a shame
>>79362646
>http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>For the weekend, beginning 1700 hours on Friday 01 July through 2359 hours Monday 04 July, the following mayhem is predicted - 11 dead, 68 wounded (79 total shot).
>>79362798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hampton
>>79362494
They recently posted that they were accepting new applicants. Promised just shy of 75k a year plus amazing city benefits after 6 months on the force.
>>79362811
I'll take the over on that
>armed with mace
>>79362566
>>79362337
Just looking at that text makes me fucking sick
>>79362688
No
>>79362566
Tell me someone is noticing this guy...
Libyan flag, Islamic nametag thing...
Fucking terrorists
>>79362873
Yeah, last year was 16 dsax3 IIRC.
>>79362391
Go eat some fakkin cheeseburgers randy
>armed with mace
>>79362727
Google search Chicago salaries. The city keeps a spreadsheet, you can look up officer salaries.
Out of the academy they are around 72k with steady increases. With overtime they easily hit 100k.
>>79362811
Why is Taylor Swift so perfect?
>Black Magic Unix Hair Salon
kek
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>>79362443
Shots fired
I hope these threads never stop I love them so much
>Domestic, female armed with mace
>>79362911
He just wants to pretend he's superior to the American street ape, but the only difference is that mudslimes can usually read because Quran.
>CAN WE GET AN EVIDENCE TECH TO COME DOCUMENT THIS DEAD NOG, SO WE CAN GET OUR AMBULANCE BACK UP?
KEK!
>>79362811
>it happens so regularly that they now can predict it
>like the weather
PORCH NIGS
>>79362811
taytay a cute
>>79362963
Nigresses gotta have their weaves!
Who is Robert the Legend
>>79363000
It's funny because they only care about the ambulance and not the dead nogs
What happens if they escape Chicago?
Could my city be next?
>>79362911
Cut him some slack. He signed the petition last week to reconsider the Brexit vote.
BULLET HOLES IN A WALL
>>79363111
The bus lines don't go that far.
>found bullet holes in her wall
>>79361921
>people there there actively choose to live in shitcago
wat the fug?
>>79363060
Good taste Achmed
>>79362963
>Unix
it's Unisex you fucking imbred
>>79363105
>What is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "One-Four-Eight-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, the word "Robert" will be spoken.
>>79363060
Don't fucking rape her.
>>79363105
>he doesn't know about Robert
>>79362204
they can handle themselves, not the white, obviously. most of the violence is going to be between, blacks v blacks, hispanics v hispanics, and blacks v hispanics. generally gang based.
plus the random violence and robberies that you get in a big city (again, asians are alright, whites are pretty much out of luck if they step outside their protected areas).
>>79363060
>even isis agree
>>79363157
They're so happy in the jungle they refuse to go
>>79363157
Because summer is basically just "The Purge" for all the black neighborhoods.
NEE-SAN
>>79362949
Because she's the queen of /pol/, and /pol/ is always right.
Robert 2016
2 female white one male white
trying to climb a building?
>White male
>It's anonymous
Shiiiet
FUCKING LAUGHING
FUCKING WABBIT!
>DROP YOUR WEAPON
...
>you guys watch your keys now
fuckin wapsud(?)
SARGENT WANTS TO KNOW
>>79363157
because the violence is mostly contained the their own shitty neighborhoods you dumb yokel
>FUCKING WEAPON
>Watch your keys
>Fuckin' laughin.
>Watch your keys please
What does the Red 'X' mean?
I keep seeing it on run down shitty building.
WATCH YO KEYS PLEASE
>>79363399
Condemned by the city, I'd guess.
>>79363111
obongo and the democrats who follow him are trying to make sure of it
live in an all white neighborhood/town? prepare for some section 8 shit getting set up right in the middle of it
forced diversity
smug white guy
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.8682689,-87.7012587,3a,15y,321.05h,72.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spCH1NZ1IKUHBk_cNH-cfWw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>79363399
Sheeit, this town's so poor they can't even load wall textures properly.
>>79363208
You're doing God's work, anon.
>>79363399
They're condemned
>>79363399
Maybe it means the building is condemned?
Just a guess though
>>79363399
Hazard warning for firefighters/responders. Usually vacant buildings
>>79363460
lol'd
>>79363399
https://www.wbez.org/shows/curious-city/chicagos-red-x-meaning-myths-and-limitations/690885b2-6b9d-4d7c-b410-464b819852e5
>>79363362
>in life or death situation
>sassy dispatcher tells you to watch your keys
>>79363399
It's a sign put up by the fire department warning their people that the building has structural problems that make it a risk for them to go into.
http://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/bldgs/supp_info/red-x-question.html
Chimpcongo scanner + rainymood is prime comfy
These threads are more popular when the word "Chicago" appears in the title.
Just a thought.
>>79361921
>>79363467
I keep trying to get them to add the pastebin to the OP: http://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK
WE WUZ STORM DRAIN RAPISTS
>>79363619
this
Who's Robert?
>>79363619
i prefer comfy threads then waifu wars or any normie shit
>>79363548
perfect.
so they're warnings for first responders
>>79363637
Never.
Noobs need to wonder about Robert.
>>79363699
He's Robert, who else?
>shell casings
>some live rounds
>blood trail
Heh. I like the order
CASINGS LIVE ROUNDS AND BLOOD TRAIL
>>79363593
>chimpcongo
>Congo
>the Congo is in Africa
Serious question African scanner when?
>>79363548
so basically the shit might fall down on you if you go in
>>79362509
Wanna know how I know you're a shitty NSA shill?
you wake up in englewood
what do
>>79363699
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>79363619
It needs to be "Chiraq"
desu senpai
>woman shot in leg
>>79363785
>get shot
>>79362337
This.
But then again shit 6:31 and zzz time really 6h ago shit...
>>79363785
kill it all with fire
First for Robert >>79363762
When they have radio infrastructure for people to use scanners on.
>called in saying she was shot in leg
>no other info
>didnt pick up on callback
>>79363785
leave englewood
CHECK YO KEY
Sassy dispatch...
>>79363724
Do we really need to have an initiation ritual in order to listen to a fucking radio scanner?
>Who is Robert?
http://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK
ewww cunty
LESS SHIT THREAD
>>79362125
>>79362125
>>79362125
dispatch got a fucking attitude
cant get a copy repeat
cant get a copy
>OKAY SIR IM GUNNA NEED YOU TO HOLD DOWN YOUR KEY WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN OKAY
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
>>79363785
>grab the nearest person I can find
>curve stomp American history x style
>then run
There you go
SASSY DISPATCH
A
S
S
Y
D
I
S
P
A
T
C
H
>>79363785
What a bitch, why are the dispatchers such ass wipes?
>SPECIFY THE CONDITION
Another person shot
Hand
The cops dont even understand how to use the radio. Dumb fucking niggers
>>79361921
CAPTAIN MORGAN'S GONE OFF THE RAILS
>>79363785
drop a mixtape with chief keef
Google maps is full of fucking gems
>>79363888
That's the backup when this hits bump limit.
>>79363295
#JumpAgainstTrump
>>79362811
>only 11 dead and 68 wounded
pfffttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>79363933
>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
so i take it watch your keys stands for "dont hotmic"
>>79363888
damn niggas already splitting threads
>>79363932
stressful job
damn grabbing prints because of a stolen tv
>>79364013
Correct
>>79364013
No it stands for checking your keys in case people steal them and hijack cop cars.
dispatchers fighting tonight again?
>>79363953
no one is using this thread because it says "chimpcongo" which is meaningless.
thread should include word Chicago.
>can't even run a thread
so sassy!
>>79364063
they know if they fuck up they're going to have to go to nigger town to get shot
>this is the job you chose
>>79364196
>no one is using this thread
stfu faggot
>>79364196
you obviously weren't here for the previous nights
>Years of old
Niggers
>>79364196
>threads made 2 minutes apart
>4x the posts
>"nobody's using this thread"
Chill nigga.
>>79364196
this thread is more active than the other
and why the fuck aren't these nig's at night threads
>watch your keys
What is this
packed for my flight tomorrow
>>79364298
we were hitting the bump limit in under 20 minutes before.
now the thread is falling off the front page.
I am willing to bet it has to do with the thread title being retarded.
why are they always "in de alley?"
>>79362949
>talking too loud and playing basketball
PEOPLE TALKING TOO LOUD AND PLAYING BASKETBALL
>>79364301
kek it was a black lady saying it too
>>79364344
Nogs might steal cop car
Who would want to burgle that place?
Fucking niggers.
Neighbors slamming door guy here. I have officially migrated to this thread. Just use this thread. If I assault my neighbor like a rabid nigger I will livestream for you guys.
Also think I saw Robert hanging a nigger.
>>79364305
>why aren't they nigs at night threads
you know nothing about the socratic method, my friend. "nigs at night" makes non racists and the similar turn away from the thread before they even read it.
same thing with "chimpcongo".
if you want to red pill people you have to do it subtly.
>>79364128
damn..
>>79364376
muh girl
EVERYONE STAY HERE UNTIL BUMP LIMIT
some asshole already splitting threads
>>79364376
Even her fuck-ups are perfect.
Driveby
Black jeep
>>79364403
>niggerbike
>>79364378
nigs gotta nig
>shots fired from Jeep with 4 occupants
a lot of these shots fired I think are just fireworks. The last one was in a white ass suburb
>>79364403
Is that a pirate in the window?
>>79364501
Don't show this to /k/
>>79364376
I never said she wasn't autistic. She's almost perfect.
>incident response team from Uber
wat
>uber
>driver wants to kill herself
lol kek
>>79364524
Gunshot wounds reports have come in
Blood trails; blood trails and casings
Definitely many real ones
only took 3 days to start splitting threads and arguing congrats assholes
>suicide by Uber
Uber gone wrong
>>79364608
Oh, it wasn't critique. The webm is just adorable.
>uber driver wants to kill herself
>may have passenger In car
Murder suicide when?
>>79364501
>AK-47
>actually holding a shit-tier pistol, maybe an S&W SD9 or something
Oh, dear.
>>79364646
>unter
>>79364639
ya for sure. I've been following this for a few nights now. Just that now that I punch in the addresses into google a lot of the places arent where nigs are rolling around shooting
>>79364644
sorry, i was off doing shit, what's going down?
>>79364418
these aren't red pilling threads
these are observing niggers in their natural habitat threads,all comfy like
>>79364677
I don't even want to fuck her. I mean, I do want to fuck her obviously but I just want to cuddle with her. She's so cute.
>>79364717
highlight is the budweiser truck
>>79362103
>WULULULULU
>>79364376
CUUUUUUUUUTE
>did he have a mullet?
>>79364717
Some asshole made a fake thread and half of us have fucking migrated there
Ay did he have a mullet??
>>79364683
Looks like a Ruger P95
>>79364717
Nothing, people are just being fucking stupid.
Some idiot thread jacked Chicago threads into "Chimpcongo" and now the thread numbers are down.
The word Chicago needs to be in the thread title.
Is there a square on the board for "mullet" ?
>try again, static
>humorous haircut
Somebody just got Bingo.
