>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>UHAUL
>ROBERTS
>SHOTS FIRED
>BODIES IN ALLEYS
>HISPANICS IN DUMPSTERS
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://copradar.com/tencodes/
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_CoO_4ex5M
Who /robert/ here
Basketball americans
first for basketball players
Was there already a mass shooting tonight? 5 people shot in one incident.
Someone wanna update me on the BUDWEISER TRUCK story? I was distracted making the new thread
Something tells me they had a problem with burglaries.
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7739989,-87.6387781,3a,74.9y,258.76h,86.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3Ajl__9VsyM4kIQEwMi4uw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>79358693
>tfw I living in a 99% white community, listening to this
Who was that screaming? They really took that in stride.
>>79358842
It's Chiraq. There's at least one of those every shift.
BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
if i'm missing any let me know
Can we get some good oc for future op images at work and my phone doesn't have mspaint
>>79358693
TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.
>Body in an alley
>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry
>Bunch of drunk drivers
>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off
>FORNICATION
>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)
>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED
>ULULLULULULULLULULULU
>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'
>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)
>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!
>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.
>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.
THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
>>79358693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk&index=9&list=PL131C97AB7E6C1999
praying to kek tonight boys ROBERTS BE SAFE
I'm working on another card in addition to these as well
>>79358853
>no copper inside
kek
>>79358853
>cooper
>>79358848
No idea, some idiot just yelled BUDWEISER TRUCK
I think this should be a new meme
>>79358693
>>79358936
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)
>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT
>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN
>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING
>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!
>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."
>DUMPSTER SPICS!!
>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!
>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"
>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON
>ANOTHER AFRO
>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!
>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!
>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."
What a God-Damned city...
>>79358917
backup was just requested
>>79358842
At least 4 shots fired reports over the past two threads, so yeah.
>>79358860
100% white here. Small towns have advantages.
>yeeeeeees?
>>79358977
I didn't even notice that! Kek!
>>79358980
Seconded.
>>79358996
OH SHIT BINGO
RIFLES
Any artfags out there, I have a challenge for you
Every thread, draw a piece of OC relating to the events you heard during the previous thread
Oh shit
>rifles
> Budweiser famous for frog mascot
PRAISE KEK
RIFLES
I
F
L
E
S
HOODIES N RIFLES
>DARK HOODIES RUNNING WITH RIFLES
>running down the alley with rifles
> running southbound in the alley with rifles
>dark hoodies running in allyways with rifles
oh shit was that a SKYKING?
>>79358917
Fuck, no UHAUL on this bingo card, I'm disappoint.
>Dark hoodies
>Running with rifles
WEW
RUNNING DOWN ALLEY WITH RIFLES
So is that officer who screamed about the Budweiser truck ok?
>>79359031
T. M bison
>running down the alleyways with rifles
Shit
>>79359128
It's on the blue one
SKYKANG SKYKANG DINDU RESPOND
>>79359009
>>79358878
One of the ChicagoScanner twitter feeds says five were shot on one corner today.
Is a Budweiser truck like an ice cream man in Chicago?
what side of chiraq do the nigs live on? I keep find mexican hoods but I want nog hoods
>>79359236
it would be a malt liquor truck
Can niggers even afford rifles?
>tfw paying a retarded amount to live in the gold coast and someone gets shot in broad daylight at the clark/division stop two blocks away
Seriously fuck that intersection
>>79359246
http://projects.nytimes.com/census/2010/map
>>79359143
Backup is rushing to the scene with pretzels.
>person with gun
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.9606324,-87.7545611,3a,75y,88.5h,77.65t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sZujyOXrVZTNzO5IHE7I0eg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
>two males running with guns towards the park
Wew
running to the park to play with the rest of the gang members
>a fucking donation box
>>79359293
if they are dealers, then yes.
>>79359211
sTILL ONE OF MY FAVORITES FROM LAST NIGHT. KEK.
>>79359246
check the OP.
there's a few links.
>gangbangers hanging in a park
>nogs running into the park with guns
oh shi-
>trying to open a clothing donation box
niggers couldnt wait till next week, could they?
>female trying to steal shit out of a clothing donation box
Gibz me donation box
Stealing from a donation box
Nigs
3m 1f trying to steal from a clothing donation box, good lord
>>79359246
South and West side. Englewood. Auburn Gresham. S Pulaski/W Adams area.
Stealing from clothing donation box?
Glaaayuuus breaks
21 robert
>breaking into a clothing donation box
For what purpose?
>>79359293
Could be anything
Cheap .22s/shotguns or the premium Chink AKs
The former are definitely common
>>79359246
S Parnell Ave looks pretty black on street view
This is making me sad. I'm going through these neighborhoods on Google Street View and I'm imagining what they once were before the niggers destroyed it. Happy communities with productive citizens raising families. Now it's just shit.
nigs stealing donated clothes
>>79359405
Dem Gibs
BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Blacks engage in driveby mass shooting but will we hear about it on national news? Fucking no. Just a normal day in No-Gun-Nigtown.
>>79359364
Nigs gonna nog.
>>79359405
Propably homeless and stealing clothes
>>79359405
niggers
>>79359342
>park full of gang members
>>79359444
Dem trips!
>>79359293
>niggers
>paying for stuff
They steal it, anon.
>>79359419
A lot of cheap old .38's, High Point 9mms and old pawn shop shot guns.
>stealing from a donation box
check yo keys check yo parta keys
>>79359373
Lol, I almost forgot that one.
Also,
>DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>please clap
>battered by a chick (x over9000)
>>79359489
NRA meet up in the park at 1030, dont be late
>>79359489
I'm just imagining that scene from the Warriors where every gang in the city's in the bloody park
>>79359457
it's fucking madmax world there
>>79359246
South
>>79359434
>imagining what they once were before the niggers
No need to imagine.
this is a fucking gem right here
>>79359514
Definitely
I recall any of the old Smith/Ruger .38s are very common, as are the various Hi-Points and cheap .22/.25 pistols.
Shotguns, yep.
Dealers and shit probably have ARs/AKs and similar or flashy looking pistols/decent pistols.
>>79359246
Englewood, Riverdale, East Chicago.
>>79359668
How did we go from this
>>79359690
to this?
>>79359514
>>79359548
>that webm
he's gonna be sore in the morning
>>79359668
undiverse and not yet culturally enriched
WE GOT A BLOOD TRAIL!
>>79359778
Niggers
>blood trail
>blood trail
>BLOOD TRAIL
BLOOD TRAIL?
It would be amazing if a bunch of people called in saying something like
>There's a guy from my block named Robert who said hes going to clean up the streets tonight with a rifle.
BLOOD TRAIL
man look how friendly the people are in Chicago. Everyone waves
MYSTERIOUS BLOODTRAIL
>blood trail
Blood trail?
FOLLOW THE BLOOD ROBERT
>>79359855
Like the Oregon Trail but with niggers :)
>blood trail leading to alley
We just found a corpse boys
is it that time of the month already?
>anonymous
>>79359866
>Chicago board up service
painted on the plywood covering the windows on this trap house
how fucking scared do you think the google maps people are driving around these neighborhoods
>>79359866
Holy shit. I bet the Google people sped the fuck out of there double time.
>>79359858
Or a guy named "Paul" screaming in the middle of street that he's looking for Robert.
>>79359911
Could be connected to one of the shots fired reports
Child welfare check at 11pm. Lol.
Been watching orange is the new nigger what I miss boys
Did someone say blood trails?!?!
YOU TALK TOO LOW
WOO SASSAY!!
Time machine when?
>>79359933
3rd one tonight
>first was a 68 year old and the other was a 15 year old
>check on the wellbeing of a small child
>cops have to be these kids. Parents cause they can't
Keep them goddamn babies out the street!
>sounds off nigga
sassy dispatch
>you are getting TOO LOW
that sass lol
Dispatcher getting pissed LOL
>>79359293
They steal guns. Chicago has a huge gun ban.
> three shots fired
>>79360004
YES
>the wellbeing of a small child
>>79360020
someone almost got ran over by a budweiser truck
SOUND THE FUCK OFF ROBERT!
Anyone have news on the explosives found in a home in wauconda illinois? They had some breaking news on the NBC news tonight but didn't give any info.
What's really sad to me is that there are one or two homes on most blocks that it's obvious the owner cares about. They keep their lawn nice and manicured, they paint their home and perform maintenance. Their cars are clean.
I feel really bad for the few citizens left in Chiraq.
>>79359858
>>79359405
Because its less work than washing their own clothes......
>>79360136
Man humanity isn't so bad we just need to nuke these niggers off the planet. I ll be radioactive if it means no more niggers.
>>79359806
Watch your step boi
>5 year old kid out at middle of the night
>5 year old standing on the corner
>no parents
Jesus Christ
>5yo standing alone at night in chiraq on the street
Great parenting niggers
>5-yo standing alone on streetcorner
Fucking whore.
>>79359335
the fire rises
Dispatcher: *sigh* I have a couple for you.
lol toddler standing in the street alone at 11pm on a Thursday in one of ghr worst neighborhoods in the third most populated city in the country. LOLOL
PEPE!
>PEPE!
PEPE!
>PEPE!
PEPE!
>PEPE!
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.6518312,-87.6135139,3a,52.3y,343.52h,77.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s_RtOKVT1tRLWDoHATCA2OQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
I notice there aren't too many people anymore in here asking "what's all this robert business?"
There's is too many things happening at once. Can anyone keep up with Robert?
>5 year old scared and alone in the middle of the night in Chiraq
Fucking awful, children don't deserve this shit
Start off your night with a hit and run
HIT and RUN
Can Chiraq go 30 minutes without a nigger getting shot?
>>79360146
>gunshot wound to hand and thigh
>good condition
kek
START OFF YOUR NIGHT WITH A HIT AND RUN
And they wonder why we hate these fucking people.
>gunshot to hand and graze to left side
Blood trail dude?
>>79360247
robert?
>robert
18 yo, gunshot wounds
>>79360275
That's because everyone knows robert is the second coming of Christ
>>79360319
Fuck no, and thank goodness for that or these threads would be boring
>>79360304
The dispatchers and policemen are so jaded at this point. To them it's just another night of scooping up nigger bodies.
>>79360322
stable
>>79360146
A lot of the houses in this neighborhoods are built awesome and would look great with a few months of work. Some of the older Victorian style buildings, I wish I could buy one in my neighborhood.
But Moon Crickets live there...
>>79360247
meme magic is real
>shot in hand and thigh
>all g maynnnnnne
>>79360247
...That's Oscar The Grouch.
>>79360219
>>79360211
>>79360210
>>79360207
>>79360296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzn55RGAvuA
skip to 2:25
>>79360322
only good nigger is a dead nigger
>>79360219
Kek'd.
>>79359690
an hour of weed eating/pulling and that would be cozy as fug
until Robert finds you, that is
>>79360380
Stable not a condition
>>79360333
Trips of truth and glory.
>>79360000
That's the real reason why google wants self driving cars, to map out nig town without having to use armoured vehicle.
Aw fuck yeah, Robert.
Now we're gettin goin.
>>79360375
Then the hospitals that put them back together and send them back out
>>79360344
Don't think so sure you'd bleed from your hand but you'd probably wrap something around
As for the thigh your pants would soak up enough blood I don't think there'd be much of a trail
>>79360146
Not to mentioned they're probably older and have lived there for a few decades. But the property value has plummeted since the neighborhood fell apart and now they're stuck.
>>79360403
First thing that came to mind
>>79360374
This is why I cannot be a cop. I'd be so dirty. And not in a taking money way. More like rolling around with an extra gun just to put these fuckers down whenever I could get away with it.
what did he say?
lots of beeps and clicks habbening. Someone better check they keys!
who's this old nigger on the CB?
The fuck was that?
>DON'T SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD
>...I'm sending them down chestfield
how do cops know what the fuck the dispatcher is saying? She talks to fast. I want to be a cop but fuck how can I hear that address out all the way with bitches like her talking too fast.
>>79360546
SKYKANGZ SKYKANGZ, DINDU RESPOND!
1 dead and four wounded in the mass shooting
Police responded at 9:45 pm, a little moe than an hour ago.
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/fire-officials-5-shot-1-fatally-in-washington-heights/
>>79360606
Literally every nigger bitch that isn't packing heroin gets a police dispatch job in these city's. I have no idea how you can be a cop and listen to these morons. Half the dispatch lady's family's are the ones doing the crime.
>>79360496
That would be silly. You could just find where they live /hang out and disappear them on a day off. They've got to know a place or ten to dump a body.
>>79360409
Word.
>drunk black man trying to hit woman
so the usual?
10-1 = Police Emergency
0-1-1-0 = homicide
Nice finds on google maps I like!
Keep it up if ya dont mind i'm lurkin
>male black hit here then left he's drunk she DOSENT know where he went
This should be good
>>79360480
If America wasn't such a racist country, and our criminal justice system founded on racist principles, maybe these neighborhoods wouldn't suck!
>>79360606
You get used to it.
do cops in Chicago ride solo or with a partner?
>>79359806
rapey rape time heheheehehe
>>79360606
Shit is also popping up on their in-car computer
They have LCD screens in the patrol cars
>30 year old nigga in mcdonalds about to get shot
What a city
Trouble at the Mickey D's
>>79360626
>>79360680
Ya just venting man I love these scanners but Chicago is just a shit hole. I hope there are cops out there who do shit like that.
>>79360722
Hopefully if they do they're stocked with atleast a p90.
Some fresh mugs.
Name:
>Randy Stribling
Offense:
>A lot of cannabis.....
>pic related
>>79360701
Poor b8 or you are a fucking moron.
>>79360722
Beat officers and Tac teams will ride in 2s on nights. Sergeants ride solo.
ask me anything
I just got here. Are we all listening to the first link? The boradcastify one?
>>79360722
I would assume with a partner. I've seen cops in Baltimore riding four to a car.
>>79360843
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
has ambient background music, much /comfier/
>>79360843
I'm personally listening to the youarelistining to. Chicago one
>>79360838
Carry any shotguns in the trunk?
fix your fucking camera Robert
Ayo im here for today
is shit dindus nuttin yet ?
>>79360859
Except Robert of course. He's man enough to handle any problem alone.
Sounds like Robert has finally made the scene, now things get interesting.
>>79360931
no worries he put in a ticket!
>>79360859
but how can they arrest people if their car is already full?
>>79360937
Doesn't your country have a happening every second?
>>79360937
>even ISIS is entertained
Wew.
>>79360922
No shotguns on regular cars.
>>79360937
>is shit dindus nutin yet
>muzzie African flag
Wut
This dude sounds like the red head pharmacist guy from Family Guy
>>79360967
are we going to meme this guy to death?
>>79360817
Not even trying.
0/10.
Eddie is out of his mind
>>79360995
cuff them and make them sit on the sidewalk till the paddy wagon comes :^)
>>79360701
>ID:/r
You're literally from Reddit.
>>79361051
Yes, he's the hero Chiraq needs.
>>79361058
I am not posting shit b8 m8 wrong ID
>>79360937
Niggers are the dindus of America. You are the dindus of earth.
Robert is the hero we deserve
>>79360937
they're always dindu nuffin
always a happening in chiraq
1 robert
2 robert
1011 robert
1011 robert
Ha ha haaa...
>>79360937
Oh hey Libya
The night is just getting started in Chicago (10:56pm local time) - the negroes aren't even drunk yet
Stay tuned! It's been pretty good so far, lots of blood
>>79360701
>>79361058
https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/no-evidence-of-racial-discrimination-in-criminal-justice-processing-results-from-the-national-longitudinal-study-of-adolescent-health.pdf
>>79361051
Tell that to the dispatcher.
neighbor beat him up
SHIFT CHANGE INCOMING
>>79361003
>>79361029
>>79361042
its 6am im fucking bored you heteros.
>neighbor beat him up
>>79361200
Don't you have a war or something you can enjoy? Fucking Christ.
>Section 8 Accepted
kek
>Dindu flashing gun
>2nd district is on fire
>2nd district is on fire
>2nd district is on fire
>mfw I live in Pilsen and y'all are blowing this shooting sightings way out of proportion
>>79360899
>>79360914
Holy fuck I might just fall asleep with all this comfy. Niggers blowing each other way with calming music...
