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Venezuelan pupper-fridge thread. Ask me anything, no chavistas
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Venezuelan pupper-fridge thread.

Ask me anything, no chavistas allowed.
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Why are you refrigerating dried pasta
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Looking for the gril in >>79126444
Let's find her a husband!
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>>79128152
How come people don't grow their own food? You'd think since the country is descending into madness you could just start growing shit everywhere without police hassling you
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>>79128301

Cause it goes bad really quick, low quality wheat imo.
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Last thread archive?

Question time,

How much for 1gram of cocaine, or 1 case of local beer?
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>>79128152
reported you to the authorities for hoarding
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>>79128152
Nice, I hoped you guys open a new thread.
Are you able to order items over ebay, amazon (not just digital goods, but also physical) and recieve them via shipment?
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>>79128301
this
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>>79128321
Seriously I'm very open to it.
My aunt also married a guy to escape this hell, but it was a fake marriage.
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>>79128368

15-20$ for 36 beer case

>>79128324

Chavez took the farms, gave em to the proletariat, production dun gufed.
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Was this real communism this time?
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>refrigerating pasta, flour and bread
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>>79128437
Yeah but why not just start doing urban farming like people in detroit were doing when their city started going to shit
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>>79128152

wait a sec

you can freeze vegetables?
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Why was hugo chavez such a fucking faggot?
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>>79128407

Yeah dhl operates here, no food allowed.

>>79128389

Sod off

>>79128408
Read
>>79128361
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>>79128152
Nice try with that government propaganda pic op. You got any pics of kids holding up their lunches too?
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>>79128548
This.
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>>79128505
I refrigerate my video games, don't see a problem
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>>79128361
It doesn't go bad if you keep it dry instead of exposing it to condensating moisture in the fridge.
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>>79128152
are red peppers yummy frozen like that?
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>>79128581
Can you name all the restricitions, or atleast some of them ?
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>>79128489

>B-BUT IT WASNT REAL COMMIENISM!

>>79128548

Govmnt is trying to do urban farming but it aint yielding enough production to feed millions niggu
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STOP CROSSING THE BORDER
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>>79128548
if the country is in such a state then people would probably just loot your farm as it started to produce crops honestly. At least chicago has the illusion of stable government overseeing it, Venezuela can't even say that.
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>>79128407
>Are you able to order items over ebay, amazon (not just digital goods, but also physical) and recieve them via shipment?

You can buy stuff, but pray to the heavens the customs people don't decide to keep them for themselves.

If you're going to buy stuff online you MUST use a forwarder or a P.O box, but they are expensive as fuck.

I know a bunch of stories about people who imported via the normal mail and got their shit stolen.
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>>79128712
>Govmnt is trying to do urban farming but it aint yielding enough production to feed millions niggu
Have you guys ever thought of doing it yourselves rather than letting the government do it? People in detroit were literally just digging up city property and planting gardens all along the sides of roads.
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Eggs don't last past 2 weeks in a fridge you idiot
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>>79128665
>It doesn't go bad if you keep it dry instead of exposing it to condensating moisture in the fridge.
bugs too maybe. I get meal moths all up in my grans if I don't put that shit in the freezer. Fuckers eat pasta, flour, rice, granola, cereals, anything.
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>>79128665

Ive seen holes in my spaguetti if i keep it outside the fridge for days lol

>>79128706

Absolute Currency control, price controls on almost 30 basic goods, those two are the main restrictions

>>79128666

Yeah, gotta unfrost em properly thou

>>79128742

HUEHUE

>>79128837

They do
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>>79128152
Will you eat your pupper if you run out of food before escaping your hellholes?
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>>79128926

Youre the ones that hold a dog meat festival annually fags, i love my pupper
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>>79128152
http://www.speedtest.net

Please post your results.

If it is faster than mine, I'm sending it to Congress.
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>>79128837
they can last up to five you prissy faggot
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>>79128845
I see. But if bugs are a problem you shouldn't put everything in one bag, like in OPs pic.
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>>79128926
I already eated my dog, my cat and a couple of my fingers
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You know what hurts me the most atm?

I have no cat food. My poor fucking cats have to go through a hard as fuck time and eat shit they don't like. Feels bad.
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>>79128908
Do you have access to electricity 24/7 or is it some third world grid ?
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Damn OP, do you have to worry about people breaking in your home yet?

I am thinking stuff happening there, will happen here eventually. I am thinking more locks and bars on my windows.
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Picture of my fridge atm, couldn't post it in last thread.

>15 slices of ham across 3 containers
>water
>some cut up mangos in the pot
>potatoes
>some rice in tupperware
>one sausage in freezer
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>>79129136
Let them eat rats
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>>79129153

24/7, caracas has 0 power cuts

>>79129041

Movistar LTE on my nexus5
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>>79129153
21 hours a day
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/04/venezuela-electricity-rationing-160422104902099.html
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>>79128152
wheres your ice trays; don't you enjoy ice in your drink
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>>79129135
>I already eated my dog, my cat and a couple of my fingers
Wasn't it in Venezuela in prison they made a guy eat his own fingers?
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>>79128152

Why dont venezuelans switch to Bitcoin?
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>>79129136

try to feed birds outside your house and let your cat do the rest, maybe he will bring a gift too.
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>>79129280
Most of the population is digitally illiterate.
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>>79128152

>10 pounds of rotini
>3 pounds of lasagna
>2 pounds of vermicelli
>5 dozen eggs
>Venezuelans are living off eggs and dried semolina pasta.

What the fuck are you putting on all that goddamned pasta?
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>>79129251

Zoom in bro, i have 2 trays

>>79129212

Sod off rican

>>79129198

Shit bro, you having it hard
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this is so depressing. hope things somehow work out for you. are you planning to escape?
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>>79128152
are those the last remaining red peppes in all of venezuela?
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OP you ever think about cannibalism?

Lure some gay to your home... take em out.

Have all the meat you want.
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Do you have your own image boards, or do you hispachan?
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>>79129339
oh crap my bad
>>79129251
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>>79129212
>>79129309
My cat can't hunt he is old as fuck.
I want to put him to sleep so I can feed the other two better but I feel bad about taking his life away.
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>>79129334

I have a shitload sauce in my storage room

>Napolitana PORCODIO

>>79129354

Not now, hoping things get better

>>79129358

Lol, they are common in farmer markets in caracas

>>79129421

Dunno always used 4chan

>>79129379

Top kek, nice suggestion
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>>79129221
Wow venezuela gets better internet than canada lol
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OP question, thoughts on this 5?
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>>79129358
tears
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Do you have access to toilet paper? What do you wipe your arse on?
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>>79129136
omg poor kitties

you mentioned that you and your family can eat 3 meals a day. are you better off than most?
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>>79128563
Yes, it retains the majority of nutritional benefits too. Those packets of frozen vegetable pieces you buy at supermarkets are actually reasonably nutritious.
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>>79129379
There's got to be plenty of commies that he can eat before having to resort to fags, though.
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>>79129491
There's a lot of poor Venezuelans posting in hispachan about the sortage.
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>>79129496

Thats mobile, landline internet sucks hard, max speed you can get is 10mbps down

>>79129548

I hoarded like 3 sacks
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>>79129254
They only chopped his fingers, i cant find the video, sorry
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>>79129612

Min wage = you getting raped hard atm
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>>79129280
A large part of the people here cant even read or speak properly, let alone operate a mouse
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do you get scared that you wont have enough food for doggo? the first thing to do in the apocalypse would be to kill your pets so they dont have to suffer, at least thats what id do
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>>79128563
how do you even live my man?
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>>79129379
the guy wants to survive until it gets better not get AIDS
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>>79129616
>Thats mobile, landline internet sucks hard, max speed you can get is 10mbps down
I pay $60cad/month and only get 25mbps dl, 5mbps up
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>>79129491
Don't eat gays, they will give you all kinds of weird diseases.
Here in the West Muslims chop up children they raped and killed and put them in their Dönerkebap, selling it to infidels.
Not even exaggerating http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
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What's going to happen after you guys overthrow your dictator
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>>79129491
Venezuelans the new pasta niggers? Have you guys really out-italianed the italians?
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>>79129555
Yeah definitely. The people that have it real bad only eat once or twice. We have kids who are fainting from hunger at school and a couple of them died from malnutrition.
I'm part of those who only spend money on food. Nothing else, we can't afford it otherwise.
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>>79129221
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT'S BETTER THAN HERE

How'd the commies pull that one off?
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>>79128152
How does this make you feel
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>>79128152
Cute pupper, here's an owl.
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>>79129785

Topfucking kek

>>79129816

Wish i could get something like that for my pc, also im capped to 1gb a month without slowdown on mobile
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did recent events redpill the majority of the venezuelans or are they still cucked by the government?
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>>79129354
Yes. To chile in two months.

>implying i can afford a plane ticket

Buses and hitchhiking for me, hope I make it with all my organs
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>>79129869
internet gets a lot better when only 3 people use it

NK probably has god tier speeds
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>>79129835
I doubt they would actually overthrow Maduro. They are probably going to wait until the opposition gets stronger and vote him out. Unless Maduro goes crazy and removes general elections.
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>>79129616
That's still better than a fair share of Canada dude.
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>>79128434
You can always marry a /pol/ack.

The only problem is that he'll vote for you go back.
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>>79129894
How expensive is your internet ?
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>11 up
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>>79129894
>Wish i could get something like that for my pc, also im capped to 1gb a month without slowdown on mobile
Well $60/month for what I get is pretty shitty. Even Romanians pay like 1/100th that for the same thing
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How long until you start sucking up to the US government? ;)
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>>79129629
>>79129254
found it
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6c_1382051040
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>>79129858

any feelgood story to share? some commie get fucked in the ass with a fork or something?
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>>79130001
Meant for
>>79129221
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I had a friend from Venezuela once... I hope he's alive. We used to play WoW
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>>79129869
not big news

ISPs here suck ass
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>>79128802
>doing things yourself rather than letting the government do it
Maduro squad will be at his door now, well done
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>>79129878
Wow.. She has like 30$.
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Tfw no qtpie latin gf who will always be graceful for getting her out of her shithole of a country
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>>79128802

Climate like venezuela is not as easy as you may think. Fruit trees do really well but the take at least a year to get going and many more years to start getting a good harvest.

Faster growing plants like tomatoes and peppers have to deal with fast growing weeds and a higher bug population then places up north.
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>>79128152
Bruja, ¿tenes comida pal perro? o ¿el perro es la comida?
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>>79128152
food is so abundant and cheap here in america I could throw all the food in my fridge away and fill it right back up for $50. Total chump change
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>>79129917
that's actually an excellent area to choose to start over. good luck hermano
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>>79129883
It is obviously a doggo, not a pupper.
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>>79130205
/reddit/

He called it a pupper himself
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>>79128434
are you cute?
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>>79128152
Share a Venezuela recipe?
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>>79129896
Some of them seem to have woken up. But most gov dickuckers still believe chavez will come back and save them from starvation. Plus tje gov holds most media outlets in its service PLUS 80% of the guns in the street. So yeah it's a grim future
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>>79129992
The internet is less than 1$ put it is super shitty
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>>79129850

>PUREPASTADIETLUIGGI P O R C O D I O

>>79129878

I dont give a fuck, her dads dead kek

>>79129869

Movistar, based spanish niggers giving quality mobile network

>>79129883

Cute

>>79129896

Cucked, tech illiteracy is rampant

>>79129992

Like us$10 a month, depends om the exchange rate you choose

>>79130022

>mynewamazonoverlords

>>79130173

Tiene robustin todavia menol

>>79130185

Dhl wont bring it

>>79130266

Ive been in 4chan since 2006, pools closed you disgusting nip, back2leddit
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>>79130266
Saved it off /an/.
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>>79128505
maybe it's the humidity? Venezuela is in the tropics after all
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>>79130314

http://www.panningtheglobe.com/2014/03/29/reina-pepiada-arepas-chicken-avocado/
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>>79129858
That's really sad. :(

Post face and let's find you a husband!
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>>79128802
Okay you clearly haven't tried growing your own food because it's extremely difficult to time harvests according to your need, unless everyone lives off of lettuce leaves and cherry tomatoes. Plus, half the city would have be turned into agricultural land to recoup the agricultural failings of Venezuela.
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>>79128152

>that dog will serve as reserves at current rate of doomed nation
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>>79128152
Seeing things like this genuinely makes me sad. I hope things turn out okay for you bro.
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can someone give me tldr of what is going on in venezuela?

the future didn't even seem this grim in mercenaries 2
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>>79130314
Arepa con queso
You need flour and cheese.
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>>79128152
Im not "impressed" seeing those brands in your fridge. Are those colombian products?
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>>79128152
Post pupper and give it lots of head pets and eggs pls
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>>79130474
Well the idea isn't to completely support yourself off of it, you just need it to remove some of the financial burden of buying food.
Shit like herbs and whatnot would be easy to grow. Plus you can live off potatos and milk alone, they have all the vitamins and minerals that you need to survive.
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>>79128152

Why do you have eggs sitting on eggs when you clearly have one empty spot on the bottom shelf?
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>moved out ov caracas to Tampa
>mfw looking at glorious American supermarkets
>mfw seeing how there's so much food churches, hospitals, and even the government practically give that shit away for free
>mfw going from dollar store and wandering into a fucking publix and it's the most beautiful fucking thing I've ever seen
>mfw restaurants all over that are cheap as fuck and DON'T cost an arm and a leg, and you get some good damn food for even just 15 bucks as opposed to venezuela where a shitty Wendy's would cost a small fortune, and there'd be nothing but the patty and bun
>for once I'm not scared of going hungry anymore
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>>79130582
Look tasty! Can I add Bacon/Olives to it? Or Guacamole?
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>>79130353
>mynewamazonoverlords
Come on, you'd sell out your own people just to lift those sanctions.
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>>79130575
we let the gov take the means of productions and they fuck it up really bad
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>>79130597

Pastas eduardo are venezuelan, so, is PAN, wich brands seem colombian?

>>79130720

Just lazy

>>79130602

Here have some venebeagle
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>>79130514
Menchi!
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>>79128152

>Putting your peppers in the fridge

ISHYGDDT
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>>79128434

are you cute?

Ill dick you down
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Hows it feel that I make this after 3 or 4 days of delivering pizzas? (tips only)
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>>79130831
so this is just a regular day?
I thought some major happenings were going on
that makes it even more depressing
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>>79130575
>Venezuela had a lot of corruption between 1960-1998
>Poor people voted for Chavez because of the Caracaso
>Oil was at 100$ per barril
>Fuck ton of social programs and expropriation
>Really shitty management
>Chavez is kill
>New presiddent
>Oil is 30$
>The goberment destroyed all the productive companys, more than 1000
>We need to import everything butdont have $
>We dont have enough food, and medicine
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>>79130473
I'm a cute blonde virgin, pretty sure any guy would like me.
I heard american guys gather at one of the city's decent night clubs, but I've never been there and I doubt they're looking for wives.
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How much $ do you make a week?
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>>79129221
Your internet is twice as fast as mine

rEEEEEEEEE
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>>79130987
well yeah, that and people rioting because they have no food.
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>>79128152

God help you, Venebros.
I had a boss born in Venezuela, used to tell me about the glory days when she was younger.

Will the Venezuelans rise in revolt against the commies one day? Is there a happening now?
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>>79131083
So uh....how you guys gonna fix this one?
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WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING BITCOIN
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>>79130966
I wish people tipped me with deodorant and a shirt, all I get is useless paper.
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>>79131128
Legit, marry a /pol/ack. With all the lonely mother fuckers on this board you're bound to find one who likes you and whom you like too.
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>>79131128
>not shure if should call tits or gtfo because interesting thread
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>>79130783
You can add everthing to an arepa, is like a sandwich.
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>>79131128
how white are you? and, yes, guys in clubs are not looking for wives to take back.
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>>79130906
>not freezing perishables.
>saying frige not freezer.
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>>79131134
Honestly if I'm lucky I can make $10 a month.
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>>79130966
>$20 tip on a pizza

i thought 10-15% was customary
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>>79128152
What's the name of the dog? What is he (or she) looking for?
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How the hell is everyone not redpilled on this shit? WTF is going through their heads?
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>>79131158
>tfw 600 down, 417 up.
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>>79131128
Pls be waifu
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>>79131319
my god, thats terrifying. You should set up a bitcoin account and receive some donations.
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>>79130966

Feels bad man, i wont lie

>>79131158

>Venezuelans are faster mobile shitposters than aussies

>>79131134

Three currency rates, 6.30x$1 (food imports), 600x$1(remaining imports) or 1000x$1 (black market imports). Corporate lawyer here, @6.30 it would be like 7k, at 600 it would be a hundred obamas, and at black market rate aylamo
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>>79131134
i earn like 70 or 100,000 bs per month...thats like $70 o $100.
Poor people earn like $20 monthly
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>>79130884

I bet I'm the only other person here that gets that excel saga reference.
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>>79131303
Oh I forgot, I'm full white. People actually make fun of me for it, since most people here are brown.

>>79131291
Where do I register in the /pol/ dating service?
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>meanwhile in venezuela

https://youtu.be/KqEVYbPw9lI
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>>79128152
That's nice OP.

I'm gonna go to KFC to get a big fucking bucket of chicken for ultra low price and throw away half the bucket.

HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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>>79131319
i'd donate that if i could somehow do it anonymously. srs this thread is so depressing
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>>79131216
I dont think that it can be fixed, the goberment says that everthing is becuase of "La guerra económica" and the "Oligarquía", and "Pitiyankis". And the venezuelan in general are as shitty as they can be.
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>>79130837

Damn dude your dog is fucking HUNG
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>>79128152
VIDF, pls go
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>>79131367

Benji he wants to eat my pasta cause hes a lambucioo

>>79131498

t. Tyrone
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>>79131468
age? stats?
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>>79131462
One is enough Anon, thanks.
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>>79131128
Post pics
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>>79128152
where did you get food wtf
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>>79131498
>>79131602

Throwing away half is probably good for your health.
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>>79128152
marico thats a loot of pasta
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>>79129869
>This country isnt Commie

When i start my good paying job, i'll move next to the Border, and marry a Venezuelan qt and keep her with me
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this makes me sad, if only we had a good president maybe we could go liberate you and toss out your shitty government or install a junta, I'm sure shit would be REALLY bad for like 5 years but it would probably turn around
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>>79131542

Hey, at least you have patria.
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>>79131535
>>79131430
Yeah I feel super bad asking for money, but thanks for the sentiment. My PP account is also my main email so I don't really want to post it here.
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>>79128152
Its a good start, my mormon stash is better, but I am in america
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If someone wants to giveme some love, you can send me some bitcoins 15ZWgvp8ZBQXtZvoMYjHJiMbhLgPA6L1uH
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>>79130884
Oh boy, classic but cringe
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>>79131795

R A R E

>>79131751

PASTA PUTANA P O R C O D I O
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>>79131365
I hand in my money at the end of the night and keep the 20s. when I close on weekends, I can walk home usually with $70-$100, or even more if im lucky

>>79131457
its ok, we can't all live in America and deliver pizzas. maybe you can hop my border illegally if Hillary wins the presidency
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>>79131795
>>79131795

how rare is this?
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>>79131083
so just like the oil prices really fucked russia they also pounded you guys in the ass?

that really sucks dude
I hope you guys make it out well enough
sounds like you need to diversify your economy even if easier said than done

>>79131170
thats rough dude
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Jesus christ I feel bad for you commiebros, I just walked out of the casino with a fat stack of brown bills. Come to glorious canuckistan and I'll buy you food, trudeau loves refugees.
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>>79130966
Connor thats like $300. You didn't get 20s or 50s in a tip either so stop playing.
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>>79131803

You know you can add disposable emails right?

>>79131909

Well im hoping trump wins and nukes maduro out of existence
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>>79131216
Only way to fix this is by purging part of the population and educating the rest.
We're shit because the people here are shit. A stupid, ignorant, corrupt country gives birth the same kind of government.
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a-at least you have decent internet

and a pupper
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This is really sad, Venezuela is a country with A LOT of oil, richer than Argentina for many years.
I hope populism dies once and forever in Latin america.
Sending good vibes from here.
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>>79128152
Let's go make some arepas anon :DD
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>>79128152
Look at this fucking fat cat hoarding food instead of SHARING with others.

I hope police arrest you and take all of your food and re-distribute it evenly.
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>>79131976
>diversify
We HAD a diverse economy, but chavez killed it
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>>79130837
Those pastas looked like Doria, but now that i zoomed it properly, i see a different logo; and i've seen Harina PAN in my stores as well (Both red-ish and yellow ones), so i thought you had those brought from here.
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>>79128152
What would you do when shit hits the fan?

Do you plan to move to another country? Live in a fortress?
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>>79132027
On paypal? I didn't know.
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>>79130514
lol'd
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>>79131128
Tits or gtfo attention whore
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>>79131946
It is as rare as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRrfpD4nYs
>>79131976
Yeah diversify the economy is like a meme in Venezuela, everthing talks about that but no one does something to make it possible.
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>>79131803
Literally takes 2 minutes to set up a bitcoin address and you can receive donations anonymously
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Rate my fridge /pol/
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>>79129221
bretty gud speeds here's mine

used to have 900down/700up when I used to live in austin
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>>79130353
FOREVER /b/
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>>79128908

>Ive seen holes in my spaguetti if i keep it outside the fridge for days lol

that's from bugs, get a plastic sealed container to store your pasta in.
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>>79132255
Never change my friend
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>>79132255
is that bread in the freezer

why?
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>>79132255
0/10 you deserve exactly what's coming to you lol
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>>79132109
>>79132235
sorry to meme on you then
at the very least hopefully people learn socialism is fucking retarded but probably not
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>>79131881

Wait You're a legit BR? I thought I was the only one in here... I live in Macau lmao

>>79131803

Please post pic... Are you like pic related? (That's my sister on the left btw)
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>>79131602
I will make sure to add your salty tiers to my order.

>>79131741
Thank you Japan.

Truly you are my greatest ally. Besides that other one I have :^)
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>>79128152
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>be me
>win state lottery
>get 7000$ a week for life sitting on my ass

>meanwhile people in venezuela cant make 10$ in a month working

damn.
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I don't have a fridge :(
On the other hand you don't really need one if you can buy a bag of frozen vegetables and eat it the same day.
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>>79128563
They maintain most nutritional value and flavor but the texture changes.

Usually frozen then defrosted veg is only good if you are using it in cooking, it turns into a slimy mess if you try to thaw then use in salad.
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>>79132255
fatass/10
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>>79132255

lota starch and not vegetables annon. that's not healthy.
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Remember that you can plant potatoes in buckets. Easy and plentiful yield. I'd start now if I were you.

Good luck venezuelabro!
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You guys should add more to the riots and start coup while asking for American assistance.

Best of luck to you guys though,
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>>79132371
I thought most people have fridges in australia?
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>>79132096

Go to bed Maduro

>>79132058

Thanks macri

>>79132089

Reina pepiadaaa o de carne Mechada papa

>>79132162

Sell all my shit and go to spain i guess

>>79132171

Try to add a diaposable yahoo, itll work

>>79132255

>Eating frozen food so much gibsuthecancer

>>79132285

EFG IS THAT YOU?

>>79132334

No bugs in the fridge so far tho

>>79132351

Lol nice, saved
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>>79132171
how old? what are you studying? do you want kids? do you want to be a housewife/stay-at-home mom?
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>>79132255
not healthy/10

I hope you have oats and almond milk, along with everything else to hit the proper amount of macros every day.

>WHITE bread
jesus christ dude
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>>79128152
Who the fuck freezes peppers?
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>>79131946
Rarer than Gibraltar but more common than Nauru.
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>>79132252
Oh I do have that, but I don't know how to trade bitcons.

>>79132346
I guess, but sadly I don't have blue eyes.
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>>79132478
How do you have food if no one else does?
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>>79131575

Underrated post
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>>79132478

yeah, I'm just saying, if you store it in a plastic sealed container (assuming your house isn't 110+ degrees Fahrenheit), dried pasta will store for weeks.
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>>79132004
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>>79131909
I hand in my money and keep the 20s when I hand in the money
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>>79132528
People facing extreme food shortages?
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>>79132171
Yes you can set a disposable email for your pp, all you need is a valid card, and that's all.
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>>79128152

How long until you eat that dog? It looks pretty tasty IMO.
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>>79128152
do you have to refrigerate eggs in Venezuela?
most nations do not have eggs that need refrigeration unless they are imported from America.

In the U.S. eggs must be washed before sale while in most nation it is illegal to wash before selling. this causes the refrigeration vs no-refrigeration argument
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>>79132532
The same way you receive them just copy another person wallet address and hit send. not sure how you'd be able to sell your bitcoins for $ or trade bitcoin for actual goods.
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>>79132532
Man, ¿eres pendejo o qué?, googlea becerro.
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>>79128152
Do you have an emergency stockpile of canned food for when you eventually run out?
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>>79132486
21, modern languages, up to my husband, yes.
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>>79128152
>only 3 bags of harina pan
Fuck times really are hard
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r8
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>>79132443
in my garden i have: papaya, lemon, banana, jackfruit and avocado
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>>79132654
Well since I was a kid my familty allways refrigerate eggs.
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>>79132528
You'd be surprised how many flies and bugs can get in the veggies on tropical countries

t. flag
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>>79132654
You don't have to but they last longer. Eggs here aren't washed for the most part, I think.
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>>79132676
Are you for real trying to be bought? Venezuela must be in real deep shit
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>>79129354
How about he try to unfuck his own nation instead of making it everyone else's problem?
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>>79132544

Cause i got a job i guess

>>79132563

Thanks for the tip

>>79132625

>LAST RESORT

>>79132654

I put them in the fridge cause farmer markets dont come to town every week, so i have to make em last as max aa possible

>>79132669

Canned food is prohibitively expensive, i have powder milk and spaguetti sauce tho

>>79132681

Got more in the fridge undercarriage lel, didnt make it in the pic tho

>>79132711

Send me some fucking meat cristiano r.
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>>79132676
nice. I'm game if you are.
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>>79132711

>no soy sauce

dropped
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>>79132255
Where is the burger
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>>79132711
Could steal your food/10
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>>79132676
I'd fug you
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>>79132711
>egg cartons in cupboard
stupid tard
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>>79128152
I'm hungry. Will you make dindin if I come over please?
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>>79132676
btw, are u living on Caracas, or any of the states next to Colombian's border?
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>>79132676
¿UCV?
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>>79132825
If a guy legit asked me to move into a 1st world country you really think I wouldn't at least try to get to know him?
There's no way out m8. It's just me, my mom, and sister. Dad died thanks to the super efficient socialism medical system. We're alone and I'm scared as fuck about my future.
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What kind of automobiles do y'all niggas drive?
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