WW3 CONFIRMED
WTF America
>>79060053
>>79060053
Forgot link:
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/russia-says-us-warship-in/2912762.html
Why?
>>79060053
Imagine all those jarheads talking shit as they cut.
>>79060053
Finally.
>vote a nigger for president
>he literally destroys the world
thanks obama
too slow bitches
USA NUMBER 1
SHILLS AND KEKS BTFO WITH NO CHANCE OF RECOVERY
Wow I hate America now
>>79060053
>us ship sees russian destroyer
>panics and full throttles to get away
>>79060053
this is just plain fun and fucking around.
you beta faggots wouldn't know how to take a joke instead its "WW3 OH MER GERD"
>>79060053
Lol
brexit butthurt means they're going to cause ww3 because now (((they))) can't safely make it to no whites
Russkies do more dangerous shit with their fighters, so they can fuck off.
Just a little showboating
>>79060053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYq79uCiU_4
4/10, still weaksauce America, but at least your sailors managed not to surrender this time.
Didn't a russian plane fly retardedly close to one of our carriers a couple of months ago?
If so, they had it coming.
>>79060053
THEY DID IT! OH MAN CRAZY AMERICANS !!
>>79060505
>t. RT staff
>The next Cold War will just be the U.S. and Russia acting like assholes in traffic
Can mutually assured banter save us?
wait... wait....
LOL
wait....
so the guys who fly dangerously close to our planes and always have the audacity to fuck with us militarily in the skies.... those same guys... they're protesting at the USA just messing around with a faster ship?
These things are going like 30 knots MAX and the Russians are mad about it....
Holy fuck dat irony
>>79060053
https://youtu.be/6gU55D9KkQI
MULTI
MEGATON
DRIFTING
OUTTA MY WAY, YOU RUSSIA FUCKING SHITS!
>>79060053
Russian military loves to fuck with our military, who gives a shit if we do it back.
>>79060053
>Russia does fucking barrel rolls around American jets and over their destroyers
Haha, it was just a prank bro!
>America drives a boat in front of a Russian boat
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! THIS IS RUSSIAN WATER FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY PROLETARIAT SCUM
>>79060292
Because we're America and FUCK YOU!
eat our wake scrubs
>>79060053
Yes, believe Russian propaganda. Why would Russia ever lie
>>79060597
This
It's like two brothers fighting. You do it cause you care
>>79060053
Literally who gives a shit
>>79060053
Did that edgelord brake check him, too?
>>79060681
whats this about?
Farewell and adieu
Ye fair Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu
Ye ladies of Spain
We've recieved orders
For to sail back to Boston
So ne'er shall we see
Ye fair ladies again
>>79060681
When are we gonna team up again? We could conquer the entire fucking world
Why is our military filled with assholes? Why is our military composed of people with little to no human decency? Why do we celebrate these dicks?
>>79060053
Just some naval bantz, no offense meant, none taken.
>>79061118
Not until Trump is elected and the EU completely dissolves.
>>79061137
t. Assblasted liberal whose never worked a day in his life
>>79060053
JUST
FUCK
ALREADY
>>79060053
You niggers never sailed did you?
Careful burgers, you don't want to see the secret weapons Russia can bring to a splash fight
>>79060053
the destroyed didn't cut them off, the russian ship clearly cut in behind it and was going slower to begin with.
>>79060553
are you that American who bitched about it when Russia was the one who was fucking around?
>>79060053
Bout time some skipper shows some balls
>>79061137
Faggot detected.
What, you've never heard of showing off for fun? Those ships don't even go faster than 40 miles / hour, if that. It's not lack of human decency, it's called having a sense of fucking humour.
If you don't like 'merica then you can GIT OUT.
>>79061118
️ Read at 12:14 PM
>>79061077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_Black_Sea_bumping_incident
>>79060053
So is this like the equivalent of cutting someone off in traffic?
>>79060685
One also tapped Z or L twice over the top of one of our planes, I think a C-130.
>>79060053
Russians can afford to send ships to sea now? Good for then
Americans are tier 1 idiots...
>>79061712
Where's your navy? Aside from the migrant boats, I mean.
>>79061447
no just be careful out there guys. this is a boat cutting off another boat. you can't compare this to fighter jets
>>79060053
Gosh it's like Obama is trying to get emergency powers for a third term or something by baiting the Russkies into war and enacting martial law in the USA. Now why would Obama do something silly like that?
>>79060053
Feels good to get a little payback.
>>79060053
They should have had a drag race.
Navyfag here, this is a typical Czechoslovakian maneuver that can be done in 180 degrees if needed (see for yourself). Its designed to confuse and lure the enemy into a Snipos or Sniping Position. It helps see if the enemy will double down for attack when primarily engaged.
The highlighted one is the USS Gravely and the dark arrow is the Russian frigate. As you can see its not just cutting across, its also a series of loops.
When do we read about how the entirety of the Russian crew resigned after being frightened and demoralized?
>>79060053
>Give Ivan a taste of his own medicine
waa waa no fair a bloo bloo bloo
>>79061884
>Czech
>navy
>>79061836
They actually have a pretty decent Navy.
>>79061884
>that thumb
what are you going to do if you fall overboard, LaDarious?
>>79060483
rare
>>79060053
>Whats gunboat diplomacy?
>>79061836
You need to look harder to see them, my morbidly obese friend.
>>79060681
I like a musical version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQvMP10jEyE
>>79062150
>Whats gunboat diplomacy?
not this
>>79060053
omg this is the first thing on /pol/ for awhile that just made me laugh immediately off the front page.
fucking morons the lot of them, sure, but god damn it if it isn't funny
>>79060483
bonbon, esuwesefonfon, bonbon bet you wanna taste iiit
>>79061856
I think you would fit nicely into one of these
>>79060053
>yanks in charge of driving
This is what happens when even boats aren't stick shift
>>79060861
our ships were very close to their coast
If it was the other way around, with Russian ships near the coast of Cali or something, you can bet WWIII would've started
>>79060053
Those faggots can row pretty fast!
>>79062133
kek
>>79062133
Dead mans float and activate GPS bracelet
>>79060053
WTF I hate America now
>>79060053
F
U
C
K
R
U
S
S
I
A
manlets BTFO
>Russia is harassing U.S. diplomats all over Europe
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/russia-is-harassing-us-diplomats-all-over-europe/2016/06/26/968d1a5a-3bdf-11e6-84e8-1580c7db5275_story.html
>Some of the intimidation has been routine: following diplomats or their family members, showing up at their social events uninvited or paying reporters to write negative stories about them.
>But many of the recent acts of intimidation by Russian security services have crossed the line into apparent criminality. In a series of secret memos sent back to Washington, described to me by several current and former U.S. officials who have written or read them, diplomats reported that Russian intruders had broken into their homes late at night, only to rearrange the furniture or turn on all the lights and televisions, and then leave. One diplomat reported that an intruder had defecated on his living room carpet.
>In Moscow, where the harassment is most pervasive, diplomats reported slashed tires and regular harassment by traffic police. Former ambassador Michael McFaul was hounded by government-paid protesters, and intelligence personnel followed his children to school
>no turn signal
dicks
>>79062354
why did my first comment trigger you?
>>79062206
I have a feeling we paid for a lot of that.
Also, Jupiter missles. That is all.
>>79060053
if Russia doesn't like it they should stop shitting in our embassies
>>79062290
This is literally it.
Flexing your vessels in order to change your enemy action or position.
>>79062479
>being a dirty skimmer
>2016
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPcamVzcGTs
just remind
>>79062569
>only to rearrange the furniture or turn on all the lights and televisions, and then leave.
>>79061836
Pic related is the only picture I could find
>>79062569
must be fun
ITT: Americans prove they are no better than Russians. Truly America and Russia are cancer to this world, ignorant children with adult toys.
>>79062015
Not really, Erdogan was pleading for NATO help a few months ago because the Black Sea essentially became a Russian lake.
>>79062569
>taking a page from nixon's playbook
when are they going to start selling their children's organs for zoo meat?
>>79062981
Do you have any idea what your chavs get up to with equipment paid for by British taxpayers?
Wow I am now a #VictimOfCruiseMissles
>>79060903
>flying over a ship with a plane is the same as sailing in front of it with another large ship
a fucking leaf
kek
this is how it's done faggots
did they blast initial D music when they overtook them?
>>79063117
We're not the self proclaimed world police and leader of the western world, neither are we the nemesis of the western world.
>>79063431
just the nemesis of yurop
>>79060053
>NICE HAIR CUT FAG
>>79061118
Would you team up with a guy who's competing for the woman you want to fuck? Tell him "we can share her" and other cuck shit?
Of course not. He would just use your weakness to take her from you. By the way, the woman is Europe.
>>79062925
Top fucking bantz, Swissbro
So I told americans to cut in front of Russian destroyer.
They actually did it, the absolute MADMEN!
>>79060685
No, the ship got too close to the plane.
Russia dindu nuffin.
>>79060174
A ship which throw 3 poor bantz, then whine like a woman about people using mean words on the internet like a huge cuck.
>>79063202
Australia is great. Now if only you would get your guns back.
>>79062981
Maybe your country should have built more nukes? Sorry not sorry.
>>79062569
>in my apartment at night creep up Putin and do shit on the carpet.
they just are not ready for everyday life in Russia,
>>79062569
>there is a Russian agent out there whose job is shitting on the carpets of diplomats Russia doesn't like
>>79060053
Yeah - and? That shit's banter. The Russians understand that shit. They're good lads.
I remember when the Aussies did that shit to you fags; they went down under your floating gay orgy in a sub and this pissed off all you fags. That was great banter.
Yeah, but this shit is just banter, so they'll all let it slide.
>>79063490
Europe has been Russia's and America's playground for more than half a century. Just fuck off already cancer.
>>79060053
It's just the continuation of bants. We flied our jets, US cut us off on destroyer, good stuff. Should invite UK I think.
>>79060685
Yes they did, in the baltic sea, these fuckets also break our airborder all the time. i wish our leaders werent cucks so we could freely own guns and have a better military. btw thanks obama our president is a american raised jew cuck. vote trump quickly so we can boot that fag. our prime minister is a fucking jew too and now a third jew is on the line hoping to be president along with a fat russian cuckist feminist. fucking shit were fked.
>>79062569
Russia is truly an eastern country like us.
>>79062981
shit like this has been going on since day one
its called posturing
everyone does it you faggot
>>79062334
Kek this
It's been hitting my radio hard
>>79063802
Americans cannot handle the banter.
>>79060053
Under what conditions will one be forced to join the military? Is there even such a thing? Since everyone one has signed up for Selective Services, does that mean it's possible?
>>79060053
Beep beep motherfucker!!
>>79063972
Yeah, but they're alright at delivering it. But it's rare that their banter is actually good. This is just one of the times, where it is actually good.
>>79060861
typical russians nothing more, they like pissing contests unles they lose then they bitch and whine and throw a shitfit, theyre hot blooded and have a latino temperament not like us cold fish dont give a shit north east europeans, thats an easy way to tell the difference.
>TFW your destroyer is way slower than ours that we were able to cut in front of you like a teenager in moms bmw
Also , the reds don't have a rail gun mounted on their shit lol
So goooood luck with the navel warfare this upcoming world war !! Lmao
it's just a prank bro
>>79062569
Just imagine what they did to Turkey to make someone like Erdogan apoligize in public
>>79064161
>implying russians don't potentially have an edge in missile warfare and are competitive in most areas
>>79060903
It's retarded, but this sort of bs is normal.
The brass orders the grunts to fuck with the other guy. The grunts follow orders and joke about the shenanigans with the other guy's grunts despite language barriers. Then the politicians file formal complaints.
It's a big ass stupid game of "I'm not touching you!" that both Russia and the USA play, and I'm not sure if anyone knows who started it anymore.
>>79064244
I heard they place great value in their carpets.
>>79062569
Those are actually Stasi tactics.
>>79064244
>>79060293
Bretty gud!!!
>>79062206
ALLAHU AKBAR SHUKRAN HALAL! SYLTAN SYLEIMAN HAN HASERETH LYYRIIIIIII AKBAR!
>>79061175
This.
Russians cant handle the bantz
>>79064161
>rail gun on a battleship
We Outer Haven now
>>79063974
Selective service weeds out people from suburbs to fight the governments battles. Like what the fuck? If no one wants to join the military because they don't support the war, they don't have to join
>>79060831
Had a good giggle over this one
>>79063906
This military banter is always the greatest as the troops on both sides know it is just a joke while the national medias freak out.
>>79064143
>t.le victim of ebil Russian agression
>>79064419
I'd llike to see a russian james bond movie where a putin doppleganger goes around doing stuff like that to americans and turks all day
>>79060053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SME4w037FgA
They have been doing this for ages, this video was int he 80's.
>>79064419
R A R E
A
R
E
>>79060053
There's always been swinging dick contests between us. Nothing to see here, move along.
>>79062787
that
>>79063202
god i love australians! yer got balls m8, you the main man, man
>>79064664
Selective service is the draft. If its instated, its because we're in ww3
>>79063972
Fucking pussy
>>79060053
About time someone showed the Ivans the finger for once.
Nasty buggers cutting off our planes left and right.
Put them back in their radioactive scrapheap where they belong!
>>79060053
didnt the russians think its funny to dive towards american ships in their su-24s just recently?
>>79062569
Ok, that sounds really fucking fun to do
>>79060053
>russia and america have good banter
>rest of the world gets piss scared
It's all in good fun lads.
>>79064664
Even legal immigrants who come here MUST sign up the following day they touch down here. It's like a serious threat to the point of deportation if they don't.
>>79060806
RT IS A RELIABLE NEWS SOURSE YOU FACIST CAPITALIST PIG!!!
>>79063914
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>79064409
yeah i bet he took a shit on his carpet and set it on fire you fucking savages!
>>79062925
That is Coronado Island in San Diego, CA. About half a mile away is one of the main Navy SEAL training bases. Great place.
>>79062206
>file name
Equivalent of
"me and my bronies being awsome! XD"
>>79064891
I know what the draft is, but if there is low public support for a shitty war like Vietnam and the government needs troops, they shouldn't enable it
>>79060053
This is just part of the military gender integration programs, they have to learn to drive sometime anon.
>>79060685
But but Russia dindu nuffin!
Putin will save the white race!
>>79060053
>Look, we are have frightened Russians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xobL_7QUKCQ
>>79065123
>tfw the ultimate banter will be nukes in 30
>>79060831
>Russian troops honk at Americans
>American troops honk back
>World media networks everywhere shit themselves
>>79062206
I don't know if you've noticed mate but your boats are mostly underwater.
>>79060393
Dat gif is pretty kek
>>79065162
? thats literally the situation in eastonia right now cuckist fag jews all over. btw our president is literally legit a american cuckist jew. hes completely shat on us on 2 terms, a fucking total embarrasment to our country hes done soo much damage i cant imagine we can recover in the next 20 fucking years.
>>79062206
My tax money paid for those, roach. Have fun during your civil war, faggot. It's coming.
>>79060053
Even our destroyers deliver dashcam videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYFMZ_wuqXI
>>79065497
>
hahahaha russians arent white and russian dont consider themselves white either! russians here say they are a different race from us like w000ttt? were 99,9% white for fucks sake! and they are a cultural and racial melting pot like the usa with muslims and jews and niggers all over the place. asians too and half of them are half mongol anyway.
>>79065928
Insurance must be a bitch on one of those
Thanks Donald Trump
>>79066009
You're welcome
>>79065732
> i cant imagine we can recover in the next 20 fucking years
>>79065262
I live 10 minutes from this. I'll be on that beach in about 4 hours...
FUCK I love San Diego...
>>79060292
Bantz.
>>79063189
>implying doing barrel rolls around US planes isn't worse then this
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>79060126
>russia does the same thing
Omg good for russia putin is the white mans savior
>america does the same thing
Wtf America
>>79065511
>april 1st 2037
>russia just launched a wmd at nyc
>massive panic worldwide
>permanent president god emperor trump mysteriously disappeared
>he took all of america nukes with him
>tables have turned at the wall as americans desperatly try to climb over to mexico
>nuke smashes down right in the centre of times square
>a little flag emerges from the top reading BANG!
>suddenly every advertising screen cuts to trump and putin laughing
>nuke packs itself back up and turns course to africa
>world peace
Top bants
>>79060483
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They gave you internet? WTF? You're a country that actually needs the EU, how do you have internet yet? You poor. Too poor. Who you jacking Easto? Who you jacking?
wtf!? i hate burgers now
>>79065889
thats americas problem! you feed roaches who hate you and are assholes! focus on us instead, we fight with your troops in the middle east and pay the agreed 2% on military and more for youre troops to stay here, were actually grateful.
>>79065232
Leave it to Estonians to explain the joke.
>>79062569
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CARPETS
usa is known for this shit
they're like 1000 provocations a year like that, russki are just exposing it before merica cries aggression
>>79060483
> Albania
>>79061406
That is so damn cute.
>>79066080
yeah i know you bastards are happy, butyou shouldnt! hes made relations with russia worse too! we could be good allies too but you assholes keep doing stupid shit and our cuckist childish government is throwing a shitfit. its like everyone is braindead or something.
btw thanks to youre shit america is going to keep bringing more and more of theyr military here and other nato states too. nothing to wink about.
>>79064409
>>79065511
>World collectively shit themselves
>Mass suicides worldwide
>Missile on both sides are dummy warheads
It's just a prank bro!
Standard military bantz. Everyone on every side does similar things and it's always taken lightly.
>>79060293
>jarheads
You wont find any of those on a ship that small. Just a bunch of nerds and kids. They probably thought it was funny if anything.
>>79066559
we fucking know you bastards better than anyone.
>>79060293
>>79060393
>>79060597
>>79060685
>>79060806
>>79060861
>>79060882
>>79060922
>>79060947
>>79061276
>>79062541
patriotards
Once again go to war for your (((country and democracy))) under the leadership of King Nigger
>>79060483
Whats with the crushed spider.
>>79060053
they do this in the south china sea too. they used to fly fighter jets near civlian airliners and reroute freight leaving china.
our welfare state is impelling our military to aggress against china in the interests of billionaires and niggers.
>>79060053
>Russians purposely send jets at American ships
>Wow, Putin is such a badass, showing how weak America really is
>American destroyer cuts off Russian destroyer
>Fucking Obama trying to cause WW2
It is just pointless displays of power you mongoloid. Like gunboat diplomacy when both sides have gunboats they just stare each other down occasionally being dicks to try and look tough.
>>79066893
Tell youre king nigger to call his house nigger back to his lap whos currently president here.
>>79061884
>expiration date is DEC2018
How's A School, kiddo?
>>79060053
Russian destroyers confirmed for slow as shit. Out the fuckin way jack off snow birds.
>>79060053
>>79060553
It's not about WW3, yet not about "just fucking around" either. USA and Russia among other nations do these things intentionally in order to study the reactions of leaders and citizens alike to gain better strategic understanding of the opposing side.
It's pretty harmless considering how it pretty much happens all the time.
>>79066893
>hurr we're going to war over shenanigans durr
neck yourself you waste of matter
>>79065606
yeah lol, its almost lile they're ocean dwelling sub terrainian digging cars or something lmao :-D
>>79064161
typical dumb as fuck burger response.
It's literally nothing
this shit was commonplace in the cold war. Naval bants are as old as navies.
>>79060053
We cold war 2.0 now
Thanks Obama
>>79065957
>>79063531
Europe is a dumb cunt then and not worth the time. How many americans have died helping those culturally enriched europeans over the years?
Fuck em I say
>>79062206
Fixed that for you.
You should be proud of your heritage.
>>79060053
WTF i hate boats now!
Test.
>>79067184
Why has that man got a baby on a spike?
>>79060806
Underrated post. Fucking absolute gold.
>Heated international relations these days consists of warships with boat rage and passive aggressive flying
Epic times we live in
>>79060053
Russia and US are now involved in international dick measuring contest
pathetic
>>79066211
i think we started the dick slapping last year when we flew into their airspace
this shit is literally 1st grader material
both sides need to knock it the fuck off
O
>>79067558
japanese tradition
>>79067459
dont lot us together with those ungrateful west european cucks! make an exception or few for youre dear allies who acctually fight with you in the middle east and who actually spend the nessesary demanded 2% and more.
>>79062569
So that's why Russians hang their carpets on the wall.
>implying shitting on the carpet is true.
>implying random Russians don't do it to westeners because they hate their guts
Westeners actually thing Slavs hate them because of propaganda.
>>79064390
Try again.
>>79067749
Indeed, burgerland is pathetic
>>79064390
>Missile warfare
>Implying that anybody could outspam the US Navy
>Dumb enough to go infront of Russian ships.
>>79067275
This. We just prefer our bants with a side of gunpowder here in America.
>>79060053
About time the navy grow some balls and starts being cheeky back.
>>79067558
Because he's Japanese and in China
Nukes deserved.
>>79067881
Why do you have potato on a spike?
>>79068138
>Russia would attack a US Navy vessel when their Navy is too small to carry a real war
Putin is smarter than that and so are the Slav commanders.
>>79067144
are you that pervert on /b/ who jacks off on birds?
>>79060053
payback for the su24 buzzing.. Although I thought that was cool.
>>79061712
Still better than being a tier 1 roach, my skittery friend
>>79068312
Still a stupid idea.
I wish the US and Russia would just sort out their differences, this senseless dickwaving where they're trying to both one up each other is so childish. If you want to kill each other then do it, don't drag the rest of the world into it if you do though.
>>79067102
This guy gets it. I was banned from /r/Russia for making such a post.
>>79068359
fucking lolling my ass off in the office and now I have to explain this to my boss
thanks dickhead hahahaah
>>79068404
this. russian and american airforce have been bantering for thirty years
>>79060053
why can't we all get along..
>>79067489
beautiful
>>79062569
It really tied the room together.
It's just banter. R-right?
We really don't need a nuclear war where millions of whites die now.
>>79068644
did your laughter interrupt his dog blowjob?
>>79062206
>slow as fuck
>no VLS
>not even nuclear powered
What is this, WWII?
>>79066893
kill yourself
it's banter
I think now is the time to turn our navy into a pirate fleet.
>>79060053
Many probably don't realize, the Americans had to move quickly past the Russians because the Russians would try to rub their dicks on it....
>>79060053
just 'avin a giggle m8
>>79068541
the problem is that the US does not want to share this world with no one and are ready to to burn him but not to concede.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOMJ63cgzA
P
>>79061447
No we're the ones who were laughing about it because it was just a fun joke, the sailors who were buzzed were laughing and waving at the Russian pilots, and I'm willing to bet the sailors aboard this Russian destroyer were doing the same.
Russia and the United States have war culture, we understand each other.
>>79067170
>yet not about "just fucking around" either. USA and Russia among other nations do these things intentionally in order to study the reactions of leaders and citizens alike to gain better strategic understanding of the opposing side.
>It's pretty harmless considering how it pretty much happens all the time.
in other woirds, they were fucking around
>>79060053
i wish white countries would stop fighting each other
we need to unite...
>>79068541
russia does it simply to test american response times, and america plays along. it's like a friendly version of the border between south and north korea.
>>79069054
pretty sure that only applies to unattended cups.
>>79060053
Just for shits and giggles, mate.
