Are make masturbators the ultimate redpill?
>Cheaper lifetime cost
>Less lifetime maintenance
>In the mood whenever you are
>Can do whatever you want to it without worrying about it crying rape later
>Won't get pregnant and sue you for child support
>Won't cheat on you with Chad
>Won't mind if you cheat on it
>Customizable with other accessories like in pic related to create your waifu
Feels better than real pussy too, you forgot that.
Best girl
>>79053619
>>79053257
degenerates, possible juden detected
I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life living alone with no legacy to pass on.
Life is so much better when you live with someone you love. The sex is nice too.
>>79054116
>Life is so much better when you live with someone you love.
But I love mai waifu.
>>79054116
t. cuck seeking """post-purchase""" rationalization
You can always cum inside too, huge plus.
>>79054191
The purest, truest love.
>>79053257
Is having sex with brown elves degenerate?
Fucking anime watching permavirgins.
If you're too damn autistic to get a gf, a thing which every animal is capable of doing, how do you suppose that you fight
>a-against the degeneracy and JOOS
>b-but muh white race!
>>79053257
post more silicon ass
>>79053619
>tfw bought an expensive tenga and my dick was too big to fit in it properly
>>79054446
Only if she enjoys it.
>>79054116
http://imgur.com/gallery/89QK9
>>79054537
You bought chink shit? They're all chink sized.
>>79053257
>washes dishes
>cleans the house
>takes care of the cat
>loves gardening
>stopps me working after coming home
>takes care of me
>talks to me
>is warm
whatever get's you going. my advantage is that we could have a sybian and the masturbator and enjoy them together.
ergo: get lost autist
>>79054466
t. Mongol
>>79054780
>washes dishes
>cleans the house
Hire a maid, what are you, poor?
>takes care of the cat
>having a fucking cat at all
>loves gardening
The most bluepilled "hobby"
>stopps me working after coming home
u wot m8
>takes care of me
>talks to me
muh discussion
>is warm
Get a blanket you beta.
>>79054780
This, based Switzerland gets it.
>>79054780
You forgot
>fucks Ali Baba behind my back
>>79054780
>is warm
Have you ever even touched a woman?
>>79054972
you jelly? no contra in sight. froschfrässer
>>79054590
>http://imgur.com/gallery/89QK9
why the fuck didnt you post it normally you retard
Anybody got the webm of her getting an arm up her ass?
>>79055078
in your case jamal, we don't share your issues at all.
>>79055152
Nice rebuttal.
>>79055173
Are you all right, mate?
>>79054590
This must be your first time on 4chan.
>>79055212
or so you think
>>79054780
>is warm
m8, women are fucking heatsinks. My gf in high school was building a PC and was joking about how she could just stick her foot in the damn thing and not need a cooling system.
Women are made of ice.
>>79053257
> trying to kill the traditional family
I wonder who could be behind this.
>>79054537
Wew i can tell you're not a native swede then lmao.
>>79053257
OP
>>79055173
Why post twice for two pictures when I can just post a link?
>>79055437
>female sexual monopoly gone
>women forced to compete just like men
>overall standards rise and women become better wives
>this is somehow bad for the traditional family
>>79053257
>>79053907
delete this!
>>79054466
Don't post 3DPD on our anime imageboard, faggot.
>>79055437
>trying
Massive kek. It's been dead for a while now. Maybe not in your country; I don't know anything about places that don't matter.
>>79055615
No!
>>79055434
stick your dick in and tell me if it's not warm.. we're discussing masturbators?
>>79053257
IS THE MOST BETA KEK THING EVER AND I'M PRO TRUMP
>>79055712
Fine, the vagina is indeed warm, but the rest of the body sure isn't.
Also, what kind of masturbator isn't self warming? Are you buying some shitty $15 one?
>>79054466
>If you're too damn autistic to get a gf, a thing which every animal is capable of doing
kinda takes the value out of it don't you think?
why bother if any dumb animal can get it
women are out there right now fucking DOGS what makes you think you're so special
>>79055550
OP
>>79053257
>>79053907
>>79054382
>>79054446
>>79055615
>>79055673
>>79055700
Kill al weebshit pedophiles
SAGE
>>79055853
I don't have the need for one and we pleasure us every second day?
>>79055595
>>79055673
> he thinks a bunch of white men being pussified by animu will make women less of cunts
> not that they will simply get boned by Jamal, Juan or Manoel
I really hope you guys don't complain about white genocide.
>>79055615
No way. She has nice underwear.
>>79055980
>SAGE
Just like your economy, right
>>79053929
>>79054116
hilarious how butthurt feminists come out of the woodwork in threads like these
>>79056003
>cuck fantasies
Kill yourself, freak.
>>79055980
good to see you again faggot.
>>79055561
to avoid giving views to some shitty sites
>>79053257
Is that over 40lbs of pussy and ass?
>>79055991
Well, so long as you have sex on tap, don't see why you'd need one. My point is that as a whole, a society where men are less desperate is one where standards are higher
>>79056003
>he thinks Jamal won't be the first person to buy 50 sexbots/masturbators to never have to pay child support again
>>79056276
I asked in a previous thread and it apparently isn't.
Also its 20lbs
>>79056345
>that degenerate fucking packaging
>>79055980
>literally a middle-aged mother
>pedophiles
>>79056150
Kill yourself mongrel shitskin
>>79056246
Why haven't you killed yourself yet you creepy pedo permavirgin?
>>79055953
that cane tho
>>79056404
Its a fucking sex toy what the hell do you want?
Although to be fair I often criticise the design work done on porn movie covers. I mean seriously when I was in high school 10 years ago kids with photoshop could make better shit.
>>79056256
Sex and Crusading. Why not Both?
>>79056490
>Greece
>culture that spawned screwing young boys mixed with Turks
>calling anyone else pedos
>>79056345
>>79056599
even with sex toys you can't escape the meat curtains
>>79056660
Kill yourself you deranged repulsive pedo frea weirdo.
>>79056220
> cuck fantasies
> while being the cuck
???
>>79056317
No.
Why would Jamal buy sexbots if he doesn't even buy condoms?
>>79056599
>back that azz up
My sides
And there's no reason they can't package that shit tastefully. Tenga manages to.
>>79056715
Not entirely true. Japs avoid it...
Although if you have a dick over 5" you are never going to be able to enjoy 99% of Jap toys.
>>79053257
You have autism. Why not rape a borer?
>>79056490
Hi, anime pro greek. I have an immense amount of pity for you and your mental "challenges."
>>79056317
>>79056770
Doesn't even pick condoms for free?
Enjoy getting even more niggers and kebab.
>>79056490
>Why haven't you killed yourself
cute animu grills.
>>79056770
Because sexbots are more attractive, and dropping $500 on unlimited pussy is a better business prospect than dropping $2,000 on bottle service every time you want to screw a girl.
>>79056771
I find the Tenga brand to be incredibly lackluster. Fleshlight is far superior.
>>79056715
>Buying US made sex toys
Anon the japs have this shit on lockdown. The only US brand worth a damn are the lillith series.
>>79057015
>$2,000 on bottle service every time you want to screw a girl.
>brothels aren't legal in his country
top kek
Do you think your father will be proud of you?
Pathetic and degenerate. This is why the jews have it so easy
>>79056868
No, I spend a lot of time in Japan for work, and they have plenty of adjustable size stuff. You do often have to order it beforehand, though.
Standard pocket edition masturbators, which are one-use, for emergencies, and run about $4.50 can accommodate 2" to 10". Anything more expensive, you do research before buying if you're not an idiot.
>>79056770
>has fantasies about white women getting banged by non-white men
>calls other people cucks
IQ not too high, lad?
>>79057015
Who in the world needs to spend $2000 just to fuck a girl?
Are you obese, fugly or have some kind of deficiency?
>>79057044
I disagree. Japs undoubtedly have a far more diverse range. However, more often than not they lack durability and as I said before the depth of the toys rarely exceeds 5" which means even an average sized white cock is going to damage the toy after only a few uses.
>>79056959
As an obese ugly permavirgin neckbeard 20 year old who watches cartoons all day and faps his tiny dick to drawn pictures of kids getting gangraped you are not in a position to judge anyone. Kill yourself. Hoe can anyone end up like you. Sad
>>79054972
Loner basement dweller confirmed. You sound like an asexual Tumblr faggot.
Keep masturbating up until 30 years to become a Wizard ( or a Maester in Game of Thrones)
Dumping
>>79057040
Never tried fleshlight, but at least their packaging isn't hideous. >>79057044 is right; the Japs have this down to an art form.
>>79057117
Yeah, it sucks.
>>79057294
>the depth of the toys rarely exceeds 5"
Stop buying loli holes anon
>>79057376
A fucking toothpaste whose entire sex life was spent at the RLD.
>>79054116
I already have a son. Brb warming my fleshlight.
>>79056276
Try 85lbs.
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/home-demonstration-video/
>>79057044
the only thing i regret in life is that i haven't tried onaholes earlier 2bh
>>79057409
>>79057452
>>79057491
>>79057527
Holy shit you are pathetic even by the low weebshit standards. I can only imagine how creepy and ugly you are
>>79057258
Not me, God no. That's just how a lot of urban black culture works. They meet girls at clubs and impress them by how rich they are, which involves dropping hideous amounts of money on clothes, jewlery and "bottle service", which is a table near the dance floor with a conspicuous "luxury tax", ranging from $800 to $2,500.
American blacks would be the first ones lining up for sexbots, especially considering the difficulty they face getting prostitutes.
>>79057433
You don't really keep the packaging.
I mentioned this in a previous thread but I highly recommend the "sex-in-a-can" series from Fleshlight. They're not as dear as the regular ones but they're of the same quality.
>>79054537
>buy chinese product when not asian
>surprised your dick can't fit
don't they make "big" versions too?
>>79054446
>elves
>>79057294
>the depth of the toys rarely exceeds 5"
You need to look harder. Talk to shop staff if you're in Japan or get a MILF themed hole.
>>79057409
wtf, I like anime now
>>79057584
Autistic ugly deranged weeaboo freak. Kill yourself you creepy manchild nobody will miss you
>>79057628
>Implying they are mine
Pay debts
the one and only
>>79057500
I'm actually a kiwi with a dutch gf, hence the toothpaste flag. Find a better insult jamal.
>>79054446
I would totally buy one of these if I lived alone.
Where would I hide it if I lived with others though... Wouldn't fit in a safe like a fleshlight could.
>>79057375
As an obese ugly permavirgin neckbeard 32 year old who shitposts in anime threads all day and faps his tiny dick to drawn pictures of hairy men you are not in a position to judge anyone. Kill yourself. Hoe can anyone end up like you. Sad
>>79057719
Well yeah in Japan I'd imagine its easier but for the average people overseas buying things you really have to look hard to find things that will actually accommodate you. Plus when you start getting in to the larger toys you have to account for shipping which can be ludicrous.
>>79057659
Interesting. Will look into. I only really started using Tenga because I'm a sucker for utilitarian design and they give you a fuck ton of coupons for male and female only products if you buy their enhancement shit for couples, which is what we did.
>>79057584
you're fucking disgusting
>>79057256
> he really thinks that if white men chose to be pussies women won't look elsewhere
Are you retarded? Or are you delusional? Women are attracted to power and looks, being an unsuccessful weeb neet won't make women suddenly attracted you. They will simply look elsewhere. And if white men follow and keep getting sissified they will go with Jamal and Abdul.
But you know, it's a good thing you will probably masturbate the rest of your life: we really wouldn't want the risk of you reproducing. The white race is better without yourself.
>>79057764
why are you so severely triggered i don't get it.
>>79057872
According to the anon who posted the webms they are more for entertainment than actual use.
The cleaning aspect of them makes them too much of a pain for regular usage.
>>79057915
Triggered hard. Stay mad you will always be that creepy embarassing tard everyone avoids
>>79057949
I'm also a fan of the discreet design Tenga uses but I find their materials to be far too rigid compare other brands.
Naturally of course people's tastes are going to vary in this regard.
>>79057872
That's the reason I'm averse to them. I much prefer ones that are small enough to lock up, even if they're only the hole.
>>79057936
Start with one-hole onaholes, not the huge hips and ass ones. THey feel similar and are small enough for standard shipping, especially to Australia.
>>79053257
They are the future, forget that sex robot bullshit, all you want is a self warming(not a necessity but it'd be good thing to have) and easy to clean rubber hole. Trust me on this, I got 3 onaholes and I can't go back to regular masturbation.
And with more people buying onaholes/sex toys for men they'll only get cheaper and better with time.
>>79057770
you've saved webm's of fake latex asses and have posted them onto an anon image board about politics.
man, i'm going outside. what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>79058018
>"da white race"
>from a fucking monkey
>>79058081
Triggered hard. Stay mad you will always be that creepy embarassing tard everyone avoids
>>79058081
>>79058018
>Implying poorfag neets can afford quality onaholes
Unsuccessful neets who can't afford luxuries are the ones still using their hands like a a fucking african barbarian.
>>79058157
They were from a thread on /pol/ the other day.
>>79058090
Yeah, it's a common issue with their stuff. The overly squishy ones can be a lot more comfortable.
>>79058055
Because you are a cancerous repuslive disgusting subhuman polluting my board with your autism. Kill yourself deranged mentally ill freak. Go back to your containment board.
>>79058018
Your cuck fantasies are disgusting, nigger. Go swallow a lake.
>>79058192
> say Abdul
> France appears
Like pottery.
>>79058274
>NEET
>successful
Kind of an oxymoron there, don't you think?
>>79053257
fleshlights are pretty dank but if you aint hittin dem sugar walls and just fucking a rubber pussy you need to re evaluate your life.
>>79058192
But really, I am ready to talk if you have an argument that isn't ad hominem.
>>79058362
>t. anti-freedom White knight
Why would you want to prevent people you don't know from using masturbators?
>>79058377
Well you could be a NEET after a lifetime of work and living off your past earnings.
>>79058228
>says while posting pedophile cartoons.
I can't wait until you turn 30 and you realise how pathetic and sad you are. Hopefully you will kill yourself then and stop spaming this board with your cancer.
>>79058075
>The cleaning aspect of them makes them too much of a pain for regular usage.
That's why you're better off with something like a Fleshlight or Tenga. Dual-ended openings means you just have to run hot water through it.
>>79058148
I've tried multiple ones, including hips and ass variants. I'm not trying to be some bragging fuckwit but I have a larger than average penis, nearly 8", and after a few uses the hips version the vaginal opening split significantly to the point where only the anus was usable but on the model I had the usable depth was like 4".
That was basically what put me off on ordering shit from Japan because I think I spent like $120 on shipping because of the weight.
>>79057981
because i fuck a piece of latex? top kek. lurk more.
>man, i'm going outside. what the fuck is wrong with me.
pic related.
>>79058339
>go swallow a lake
wat
>>79058274
>still using their hands
$4.50 per use, disposable, and you will never be able to go back to a hand again.
It's basically free, cheaper if you buy in bulk. Being a poorfag is no fucking excuse.
>>79058330
>my board
>>79058496
>says while shitposting on 4chan
I can't wait until you turn 30 and you realise how pathetic and sad you are. Hopefully you will kill yourself then and stop spaming this board with your cancer.
>>79058471
I don't think any NEET who's done a lifetime of work would even have the sex drive to care about something like that. Maybe just a NEET with rich parents.
The problem with masturbators is that they don't "milk" you like real vaginas do.
>this whole thread
>>79058607
Or you could just spend an extra $20 and get a non-disposable toy which you'll get far more uses out of
>>79053257
I rather have a LBFM than an artificial play thing
>>79056599
At least you wont get aids tho
>>79058467
Follow the conversation french retard.
I don't give a fuck if people masturbate, but trying to pass it as a red pill in place of actually socializing is completely stupid.
>>79058506
Yeah, the total lack of flexibility in what's essentially a mass of dead weight puts me off the ass ones.
>>79054557
underrated post
>>79058666
Hi, Satan. Please leave.
>>79058506
Fleshlights and Tengas feel like ass and dual ending openings have dogshit suction compared to closed.
Just buy a normal hip or onahole.
>>79057764
>>79057628
>>79057375
>>79056756
>>79056490
>>79055980
>>79054590
You're trying too hard.
>>79055434
Bro, her pussy should've AT LEAST been 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. You would know that if she let you touch it just one time.
>>79058720
or you can just spend 150 more and get an hour with a 7/10 backpage qt
>>79058720
Oh, totally. Just making the argument that the cheapest versions of these things are basically free.
>>79058654
I recall a video for one model that had a bunch of electric rotors and shit inside of it that would change the shape of the vaginal lining. Maybe its just me but the idea of sticking my dick in to something with moving electric parts just isn't particularly appealing.
>>79056345
>>79056276
it's miracle angel hip I think
Are these any good?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-top-selling-male-masturbator-silicone-pussy-EGG-sex-toys-for-men-vagina-real-pussy-pocket/32602587833.html
>>79058759
It's redpill because of these reasons >>79053257
>>79053257
zz just geta fucking home massager / vibrator and put it on your cock
nothing compares. its so obvious.
>>79058821
The Sex-in-a-can series has a screw cap at the end so you can adjust the suction.
>>79055991
>?
Are you not sure?
>>79058850
>pussy
No shit, it's warm. A fucking heated sex toy is a warm pussy, too. Every girl I've been with, including currently, is either a block of ice or a fucking space heater. "Muh warm women" is a meme, and they'll freely admit it if they're being honest with you.
That being said, it's no reason for not dating.
>>79053257
Paranoid jaded neet manchild. You sound pathetic.
>>79058855
They're not reusable.
Well...not without complications.
>>79058855
you definitely overshot the bang/buck ratio there man
i bet you buy nvidia
What are these?
>>79058928
Get the Tenga pocket edition, it's the same price and quality and comes with lotion.
If you're planning on multiple uses, get something of higher grade.
>>79059323
That's very similar to the one I had that basically split in half after a few uses.
>>79059323
Mini hips
>>79059323
Its the roaster chicken fuck toy
>>79058928
no, gtfo to /jp/ and check ona thread, don't buy chinese cancer
>>79059465
>roast chicken
ayyyyyy
>>79059323
Standard model onahole.
>>79059473
>400 GRAMS OF TONGUE AND ESOPHAGUS
>>79059323
puni ana dx
>>79058928
also tenga is shit
>>79057628
Pay debts you poor faggot
>>79058666
>even satan thinks this is lews
>>79057040
>owned my realdoll for the past 7 or 8 years
>see this
how the fuck
>>79053257
That bulge though.
>>79053257
I'm waiting for one that hooks up to my Oculus Rift.
>>79059586
best thing about is that it's not a pussy hole so you can pretend that you're throatfucking whatever shota doujin you're reading at the time
>>79057770
>>79059679
Flags were a mistake. Fuck you moot you fucking cuck little faggot, and fuck both of you meme-loving cunts.
>>79059473
good taste.
>>79059763
>Oculus Rift
Owned by Facebook, probably won't happen. I'm holding out for a Vive.
>>79059863
It can run unsigned content
Master Degree in MasterBation
PhD Degree in Phucking
don't judge me
>>79059739
Question:
Worth it?
>>79059759
Not a fan of the puffy vulva, eh?
>>79059473
Excellent taste, anon.
>>79059909
even if it couldn't, it would be cracked quickly
>>79059909
Really? Nice!
>>79059952
Kinda looks like balls.
>>79059759
>he doesn't like puffy vulva
>>79057219
>Emergency masturbation
>>79059925
If they weren't completely flat on the bottom it'd be worth it
>>79060017
Not a fan of the squishy balls, eh?
>>79060098
IT WAS A SEXUAL EMERGENCY. DOCTOR SAY TO MAKE MANY SEX.
STOP BEING RACIST.
>>79059808
>>79059809
>>79059957
my only regret is not getting it sooner, I also have VAA and some cheap RIDE JAPAN one
>>79058903
aren't you busy chasing 9-year-olds?
>>79053257
>Won't mind if you cheat on it
lol like with other sex toys?
>>79054466
>animal
>girlfriend
did you know there are no rapes in the animal kingdom?
>>79060320
I like my chinese erotic cartoons as vanilla as it gets.
>>79060478
Yes. Or with a GF. When you're both sexually sated with this kind of stuff, the sex with each other is a million times better.
>>79060503
Rape is a social construct created by ugly and fat girls in order to make themselves feel desirable.
>>79060404
First of all 9 year olds chase me, and thanks to onaholes it's too much of a hassle to chase any hole. It's a win win.
>>79060503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oViMaEEK6ws
>>79057981
>calling someone disgusting for using a sex toy
how old are you, faget?
>>79059933
Oh yes.
>went to college for 4~ years
>became pharmacist
>met women all the time
>shit tier ones getting cleaned from their STDs and asking me out
>single moms coming in to get their kids ear inflection medicine and flirting retardedly "HOW DO PUT THIS IN EAR SHOW ME"
>dudechickbros coming in getting beer and ask me how much I make in a year
>then finally met a good one
>dated for a month or so
>she invited me to meet her family
>thought yeah sure spend the night getting judged by some parents and getting asked about my job by her siblings
>she wanted me to meet her two kids in front of her mom
>she sees utter disappointment in my eyes
>screams shes pregnant
>kids crying
>mother does sitting fetal position
>walk out
>I am neon white as fuck with german/polish backround
>she was half asian half white
>lawyer comes to my door months later saying something about child support
>go to court
>see her with her three kids
>silence as I enter the room
>baby is mocha as fuck, curly hair and all
>she refuses DNA analysis
>walk out scottfree
>few weeks after that shit I went and bought a realdoll
>able to dress it up how I want from various anime/vidya
>content as fuck since
>>79053619
>Feels better than real pussy too
time to leave the house
>>79058149
>when your pubes completely cover your smelly dick
I'll have yoghurt sauce and fries in my durum, no onions.
>>79059077
whatever. the quality of your girl is not what I found in my partner.
>>79060883
old enough to realize that fucking plastic isn't nearly as rewarding as the real thing
>but i'm the faget
masturbation is degenerate
>>79056590
the ultimate masturbation.
>>79059077
Are you talking about the temperature of their hands and feet? What relevance does that have? Every bitch has cold fucking hands, Chumley. Here, lemme give you a slick protip:
>"anon, my hands are cold."
>"want me to warm them up for you?"
>"yes, please"
>grab her hand, and put it right on your dick (preferably hard, as it generates more heat when erect)
>heat transfers from hot to cold, her hands warm up, she gets horny, and you bang
>she even cleans herself up afterwards, unlike a rubber "vagina"
Seriously bro, you have to warm a bitch up. It takes some work sometimes, but what reward is there to those that don't work? You guys spout Nazi memes all day, but don't realize that the Nazis required you to work hard. You know who demand instant gratification without any work? Niggers. Don't be a fucking nigger.
...and for christ's sake, stop fucking a fake latex pussy. It's fucking pathetic. I don't care if you pull a 2/10 at the video section of a public library. Get any pussy you can, it'll build your confidence for better women.
>>79061055
I'm happily dating at the moment, but it's always good to see it working out for other people, too!
How are things in Switzerland, by the way? We don't hear about you much in the news anymore.
Any recommendations? Had a fleshlight but it got moldy and gave me some kind of burning ball infection.
>>79061090
>rewarding
Just after you spend millions of dollaros for something you could have for $100 or even free.
>>79061097
Your ID color has brightened my day. Thank you, brother.
>>79061326
see:
>>79059473
can confirm that it's god tier.
>>79060883
>>79058535
fuck it boys, might as well dress up like what we're fucking because talking to grills is wayyy to scary for me!
>>79050106
>>79061292
that's good news. politics as usual, looking for our advantage in brexit. credit suisse failed again, look up the ceo and you'll agree he ain't qualified for the job.
>>79061326
Ive had one for 8 years and is still as good as new. Did you ever wash it? You should also treat it with corn starch to maintain the inside.
>>79061055
No dürüms here, only masturbation toys.
>>79060923
Don't expect any replies, people don't like when men are happy with their fuckholes for some reason. Especially when they say that you're a loser for using it but you can be a winner and take care of some poor women and her kids.
>>79061231
No, I'm talking about core temperature, too. Women are somehow capable of holding you for 20 minutes, freezing you half to death, and not warming up at all.
Plus, in relationships, sex toys lead to more real sex because you're both basically fucked silly and you crave emotional intimacy. That's much hotter than dick-based hand warming.
People who use sex toys aren't all forever alone fucks. Those are people who use dildos and other Western-style crap.
>>79058855
Mfw live in the middle of nowhere and Backpage girls are 2 hours away
>>79061517
>muh real wiminz
fuck off roastie nobody wants to provide for your mutt bastards and your coal burning ass. kys.
>>79054116
>someone you love
everyone else pisses me off
>>79061556
Ah. Must be why people in NYC are freaking out, Credit Suisse is a huge bank here.
You'll probably get a deal hammered out soon.
>>79061668
>IF GOOKS MADE IT THAT MEANS I'LL FIND SOMEONE SOON.
seriously, what would your dad think of you fucking a pillow with a cunt?
stuff a space heater up there if you're fucking an ice box
>>79059933
>>79060923
As for the doll itself, it is one of their earlier models. Smooth inserts, no special vortex bumpy hyper drive suction ones that the newer ones have.
Both vaginal and anal "exits" are along the spine and easily plugged up by some rolled up tissues, they remained tight over the years with my 7 inch dicklet. Oral is also useable but harder to clean since it kinda pools in the back
It is soft, do not get me wrong they will require maintenance. its about 80 pounds, requires a wash whenever you came and needs a good baby powdering after every time you use it, say you pull out and finish on the breasts: rinse the area, pat dry, apply baby powder.
Vaginal and anal are easy to clean out, bought a pipe cleaner type deal and I poke it through (no sharp or pointy ones) and run a paper towel through and its good to go. cant powder the inside well but after 7~ years still no odor
>>79061662
>people don't like when men are happy with their fuckholes for some reason
Other men do not like it because: They are already married, or unable to afford a life size one
Women do not like it because its a sign they are being phased out. All fucking over when scientists create the artificial womb.
>>79061662
>yoghurt sauce
>>79061668
sex toys are fun!
>>79061849
See >>79061292, you dip.
>>79057628
PAY DEBTS
>>79061564
Yeah I washed it. Think it didn't dry out.
>>79054116
Garbage. The trick is to BE loved. Loving makes you a slave.
I recently got pic related and boy it was the best money I have spent in a long time. Still worried my dick might be a bit too big but its quality is good enough it should last.
>>79060923
what a loser
>>79053257
why betas are so butthurt about non-traditional ways of fulfilling sexual desire? by non-traditional ways I mean prostitution,onaholes etc.
>all the normalfags ITT
And they say Summer isn't real
>>79062442
they want others to suffer too, out of spite.
its natural
Would rather fuck mares to be honest family
>>79058928
go here >>>/jp/15441179 read and learn
>>79057409
>>79057452
>>79057491
>>79057527
>>79057563
>dat jiggle.
I think I'm gonna buy one of these next time I get paid. anyone got a link to where I can buy one?
>>79062940
They're like 2000 burger bucks a piece m8.
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
>>79058943
The brain is a sexual organ too.
>>79061860
I think if I had the chance to buy it I'd buy some foam/plush/pillow body, even without a head would do I think, I like using different onaholes and probably taking care of it would be easier, idk.
>>79061907
>yoghurt sauce
Do you mean semen?
>>79062442
Their argument is you're a loser for using onahole or prostitutes and when you say that it's good that losers don't disturb unwilling females they say you should give a chance and don't be so harsh on yourself.
>>79063217
>930$
Noice.
>>79062233
take care of it , use tons of water based lube. I tore mines to ribbons using lotion because i was too cheap to buy proper lube.
>>79060805
>strg+f
>roach
>0 results
kek. it's true nobody has called the turkish guy a roach yet.
Just get an Autoblow. You plug into the wall it just suck your dick, hands free. It's 200$ though
>>79063326
only $1000 over here m8. I'm just gonna do the $155 month payment thing and get it in 3 weeks. shits gonna be cash.
>>79064082
Noice, enjoy!
