I want to join the military but I have a medical record of bi polar, depression diagnosis and have been on psych meds before (haven't been for the past year at this point though)
If I lie about everything when I enlist what's the chance I can get past being disqualified?
Kill yourself
/k/ has a general thread for enlistment.
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You should probably leave your pretty dress at home if you really want a chance, cupcake.
>>79001171
Have you considered that there's a reason why the Army doesn't like to recruit people with psychiatric health problems?
Deployment is stressful even for really stable individuals and almost everyone has a bad time.
Might not be for you, OP
>>79001171
They're going to let trannies in so why not?
>>79001304
Thanks
>>79001171
If they find it before you reach basic, they will determine if it can be waivered. If they find after reaching basic, yay you get VA benefits if you go through a med board!
My friend was in a similar situation and they found out and almost put him in jail. Be careful
>>79001171
So long as you dont hand your recruiter any paper work that says you had any of these things you will be fine.
However i would advise you to not join the military since you sound like an attention whore little faggot
>>79001171
don't do it. go to school. this country practically pays you do go to school if you cant afford it and you want to volunteer to be treated like a fucking slave for(if you do the math) less than 5 dollars an hour? you know bro on second though. fucking do it. cause if youre that fucking dumb you probably have it coming anyways.
>>79001171
You wont last with any of those. Probably won't even get through basic. Definitely couldn't hack USMC, and I know Army rejects dudes with mental "problems" all the time
t. 0203 in trashcanistan
I don't ever remember anyone even asking about mental health.
I do remember at the MEPS there was some old crusty Doctor whose job it was to look up people's assholes.
>>79001171
>bi polar, depression diagnosis
bro you don't belong in that type of environment, I've never had this much stress put on me in my life joining the army, it's fucking world shattering, and multiplied by x50 once deployed. Normal people with no mental problems break down every fucking day, you'll end up killing a battle with all the shit and drama that's created.
Maybe join a militia or become a mercenarie.
HIPAA laws. Unless you were forced to take them by the state, they have no way of finding out.
>>79001705
Why so salty friend? People don't join the military for the pay.
>>79001705
TIL this country pays you to go to school by giving you 100's of thousands in debt
sleep doesnt count retard, take sleep out and chow and its like 14 an hour
>>79002006
Nice
>>79001171
Don't go near the military in your condition.
It isn't there to make a man of you, contrary to propaganda.
>>79002108
lol fucking moron. yeah youre done bitch. all my civilian friends got free rides AND CHECKS FOR THEIR POCKETS EVERY MONTH. stfu bitch cause you dont know how to get shit done means it aint true.
>>79002331
You're an idiot. You sound like a failure. What job or school gives you free medical, dental, and eye exams. Who will pay you a housing allowance? Which one will pay you to go to school full time after filling a 36 month commitment where you will earn experience and certificates. The only idiot here is you.
>>79002331
>nigger
>liar
>shitposter
nice combo
>>79002661
Military is a socialist paradise
>>79001171
you are just gonna end up as one of the many military suicide statistics
>>79002740
>Socialism = nice things
Bad idea.
Vet fag here
>>79003021
>yeah man i did 4 years in the coastguard, i know all about that
>>79002085
>People don't join the military for the pay.
>>79002740
Except it isn't a paradise at all. It's basically compensation for the treatment you get.
>>79001171
last I knew there's no one set place they can get all your medical records. So what you can do, is not submit any of the more current records just your childhood vaccines and illnesses, and just say you haven't been to a doctor for awhile.
Then of course, keep your trap shut about any psychiatric shit you've had in the past. You can get waivers for some of it, but you'll be limited on what duties you can have. Like you can't be in the nuclear propulsion field.
>>79001705
>pays you to go to school
You mean puts you in massive amounts of student debt?
>>79003363
If you're in student debt, you're doing it wrong.
>>79003487
most financial aid is loans. Loans have to be paid back.
>>79003250
Freak book
