HAHAHA HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BE THIS BUTTHURT, FUCKING "we are the 48!" ARE THEY SERIOUS
It had 200k when I went to sleep, I wake up and nearly a million fucking people have signed this
Can this actually work /pol/?
liberals endorse democracy only untill people vote for things liberals don't like
shocker desu
>>78654132
I don't think it will, like I've said everywhere, we've made our bed now we need to lay in it. It just show's that people are to stupid to expect something like this from exiting the EU.
>Amit Lakhani
Shouldn't be allowed to decide on Britain's future desu
>>78654132
you can't retroactively impose rules on passed votes
0% chance of working unless the UK government illegally throws out the resolved vote
>>78654132
no. how many people signed the ban trump petition, again?
Can any one from any country sign this petition?
>>78654606
Not a legally binding vote, this brexit. Big show..gg.
>>78654705
>how many people signed the ban trump petition
enough to make me kek all night & day
>>78654132
No, the markets are too volatile right now to even consider doing this.
The bank of England has already enacted special measures.
If the result was reversed now the entire global economy would collapse, the treasury would not let that happen.
>make another referendum asking to stay in the eu
>still less than 75%
>major butthurt
>>78655194
What special measures?
>in the general election before article 50 vote a pro-eu party
A flawless plan. Except that the next g.e. is in 2020.
BBC say there was a 72.2% turnout
and 26,033 rejected ballots.
Is the 26,033 part of the 72.2% ?
>>78654132
call me when it reaches 17 million
>>78654132
What's Regrexit?
>>78655470
Made 100 billion rare pepes available.
They still think like EU, whereby you keep having referendums until you get the desired result.
Same with Nicola Sturgeon.
>>78654132
HOW ARE THEY MAD THEY LOST FAIR AND SQUARE! Justin Trudeau fucking won with 39% of the votes 39 FUCKING PERCENT REEEEEE
Update: +70k in like an hour, wew lads
>>78654132
>"I didn't get what I want so I'm going to make a petition so that they vote right this time hur dur"
This. It's called democracy. Sometimes you get what you want and sometimes you don't. This is what those idiotic students and lefties don't understand. The UK has bigger things to be worrying about. There pm resigned, the bank of England has ordered special measures and a Scotland independence referendum is on its way. I see these idiotic petitions on a regular basis that achieve nothing. "Let's ban trump hur dur I have no political expierence hur dur or what will happen if it works hur dur" What happened to that petition? It wasn't considered. All theses salty fucks got a good slap of democracy. Now they must deal with the consequences.
>>78654917
I think they can
>>78654132
>>78654132
Even if their request were accepted, it can not be retroactive and wouldn't have an effect on Brexit referendum.
But try explaining that to butthurt lefties...
>>78654950
The government has explicitly stated they will honour the result.
>>78654705
a lot
then the debate was like a few dozen MPs giving the same speech about xenophobia and hate resulting in absolutely nothing at all
Why are liberals and leftist, those who proclaim to love democracy, acting in the most undemocratic manner possible after the result was completely fair and square? How can they think they can just arbitrarily set the conditions on a democratic process until they get what they want? That's not how democracy works, nor should it be.
Yes. 48% of people didn't want this and a lot of people that voted leave regret it. If we did a 2nd EU Referendum but this time with just facts, not lies, remain will easily win.
>>78656664
63Mil people in the UK
only 32M voted
<1M adult children
>>78654132
I say we make this referendum work by the same rules it's trying to impose. When 75% of the population signs it, that is. :^)
>>78657256
>If we did a 2nd EU Referendum
Too bad we won't, cuck.
>>78657256
>Implying people wouldn't vote leave even more just to spite them
>>78654132
In Switzerland we had a referendum about immigration quotas 2 years ago. And it was accepted with 50.3%.
Everyone was exactly the same butthurt like in UK now and next year, leftist will make a second referendum.
>>78657256
>a lot of people that voted leave regret it
i need some source britbong
>>78657256
Odds are you'll just lose again. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? I mean... that explains why you want to change the fucking rules?
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. If this happened, then Leave could just make its own petition like this one.
>democracy is only good when it favors me
>>78654132
Read what it says. A vote of over 100000 means it can be considerd for debate.
>It wont even be considered
Cameron already resigned & Boris will take the helm most likely
It's too late
>>78657256
If the facts are on tour side then why the fuck did the remain campaign constantly lie over and over again?
>muh brexit will start ww3 etc
Go fuck yourself parasite
>>78654132
this is so fucking retarded holy shit
it's like they don't have brain
>>78654132
URGH...CAN YOU JUST NOT?!?! LIKE HOW COULD YOU VOTE DIFFERENTLY TO MY FEELINGS?!?!
>>78654132
How do you know these people even live in the UK?
>>78654132
Millions more people legitimately left their houses in a single day to vote "leave" than the people that signed an online petition that has sat around for the same period of time. It isn't doing shit.
>>78657012
Don't listen to them.
> Pro-EU MPs could stage guerrilla campaign to reverse Brexit decision
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/06/pro-eu-mps-could-mount-guerrilla-campaign-to-reverse-brexit-decision
There is a case for a second vote, simply on the grounds that constitutional change should possibly require a super-majority.
At the same time, these 'we are the 48'ers should STFU accept that most of the country is not happy with the current euro arrangement and make their peace with the fact that the EU as we know it will not exist by 2020.
>>78654132
> regrexit
i see what you did there
>>78657256
> a lot of people that voted leave regret it
oh you mean the couple of people the media now shows you the same media that was always for remain. lol If remain wins you would also have a couple on the otherside ..but i would bet you never hear from them.
Is your brain really that stupid? Also even if there is a second vote it will always be close which means the leave side should they lose has the same right to hold a third vote all things being equal ;P You really should upgrade your brain.
>>78657256
>a lot of people that voted leave regret it.
Don't be so sure. Do these 17 million votes mean nothing to you? You think we should just sit down and listen to our betters? Then convince me. Cause you just had ten weeks to make a positive case for the EU and failed massively.
>>78657257
Turnout was like 70% wasn't it? In most countries you only need like 30% to get it to be accepted as the choice of the people. People can choose not to partake in democracy, but they shouldn't complain and retroactively try to undo made decisions before there's even a chance to see what is happening.
>>78654132
well, that's how a lot of people feel about mass immigration, only there never was a referendum about that, I really enjoy these impotent tears, get rekt cucklords
>>78657952
do you know how unlikely it is to get a 60/40 vote in favour of anything on this scale
literally nothing will ever change if that's the case
maybe we can go back to joining the EU vote and retroactively dismiss that too. which we can because it's 63% turnout, the remain vote didn't count.
>>78657917
You don't. They just need to put in a postcode and e-sign it.
>>78658579
It's not difficult to check the names entered against the electoral register or any other national list and compare it with the postcode attached. It's still not full proof but I can imagine it filters out a lot of false signatures.
Oh look where petition signatures are highest. What a shock.
>>78658686
>>78658579
>>78657917
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215.json
Look at the JSON data.
>{"name":"United Kingdom","code":"GB","signature_count":352685}
Right now I'm too lazy to write a script to put this on a nice graph, but only 352k of these signatures are British. That's just a third of the total signatures at the moment.
>>78658934
>London
>Brighton
>Cambridge
All bastions of leftist degeneracy. This does not surprise me in the slightest. Especially Brighton.
>>78658934
It's almost as if London has over 8.5 million people.
>>78659309
Based web dev norwegian.
>>78658934
I'm not saying all londoners are bad people
But all of the worst people in the country definitely live in london
>>78654132
Not a chance. Germany is in lockdown mode right now, any attempt to retake to Britain will end with more countries calling to leave the EU.
>>78654132
>3 in 10 millenials 18-24 vote
>think tweeting will help britain stay in EU
>decide to just vote online in a petition because they don't have to get off their asses to do it
>>78659581
Not a webdev. Actually work with low-level embedded stuff and sometimes Linux kernel drivers.
I have touched web development before, but I don't enjoy it as much.
>>78658934
Of course it's the spoiled Londoners Who else is subject to as much propaganda and has to deal with a muslim takeover the least?
>>78659701
Thank you for the info but where these votes are coming from?
https://twitter.com/616thirteen/status/746329466624946176
Liberals want to win if they lose and win if they win. Yet they make fun of the right wing for being "sore losers" and conspiracy nuts.
>>78659611
>>78660000
Quads have spoken
Praise kek
>>78660000
kek
>>78659611
Of course, they elected a fucking muslim as Mayor. If London tries to succeed we can just annex them.
Make Democracy great Again /pol/
>>78659617
>>78659617
>>78659617
Help Here
It's just a petition they have to debate. The same happened with the ban trump thing.
They'll debate it by dismissing it and nothing will happen.
>>78657256
Fuck you nigga.
>>78654132
>Heads or tails?
Heads
>throws tails
> you lose
Double or nothing?
> throws tails again
> you lose again
> best of 5?
>>78654132
I voted remain.
we lost.
game over.
petition is EMBARRASSING.
If remain had won I certainly wouldn't be accepting a petition to restart the referendum.
>>78654132
>change the law so that we win
Holy fuck
>EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE "BASED" DANIEL HANNAN IS BACK TO ADVOCATING FOR FREE MOVEMENT OF WORKERS TO STAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>rely on imports and providing financial services
>want to fuck off from the market
>want to get rid of immigrants
>promise to import more commonwealth immigrants (blacks, hindus, dindus) and apparently gonna end up with free movement of workers nonetheless
LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP: THE NATION
>>78654132
0% chance
We've got our own petition going
>>78654132
>DEMOCRACY
>EXCEPT WHEN IT WORKS AGAINST US
>>78660591
Link
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/123324
>>78660582
This. So much this. All my this
>>78654132
>we are the 48
Really they are the 48% of the 70% that bothered voting.
>>78654132
Brits you need to pressure your goverment to do this as quickly as possible
>>78660432
Why did you vote remain?
I'm trying to stay calm now, it makes me so fucking angry reading that
oh what
so fucking what if even all the people who voted remain sign that petition? does anybody see how retarded that is? that people would think that means FUCKING ANYTHING??
>>78660542
New goverment you elect can decide what it wants if you get free from the EU
>>78660875
because I'm not an idiot neckbeard voting for the bants and the belief that the spitfires are coming back and everyone will get free crumpets.
but stay mad though even though leave won. power to you lad.
this can't happen, half the nation would chimp out
>>78656673
>Scotland independence referendum is on its way
I wouldn't be so sure about that. The heat of the moment makes people say dumb things. Give them time and they'll swallow the pill
There is no point arguing with these people
They are willingly retarded and ignorant of obvious facts
>Girl at work today getting mad
>Tries to start a fucking fist fight with one of the senior management who voted leave
>Calling him a 'typical uneducated old white man'
>asks him whether he has a degree and says that nobody 'enriched by University education' would possibly vote leave
>Old manager laughs at her
>Says 'your degree is in International Hotel Management, so you must be smarter than me. I hope you stay in Britain because our complimentary room service chocolate industry needs educated people like you to avoid disaster'
>she starts getting even madder
>pushes him against a table
>pretty sure she ended up getting either suspended or fired kek
They will talk shit about how 'uneducated' people voted leave but willingly ignore that 80% of modern 'educations' are fucking worthless rubbish. They think their fucking degree in gender studies makes them more intelligent than the people who were here before the EU.
british population 65 million, 1 million signatures demanding a change, 1.5% of the population are salty, nothing will change.
I'd put £50 on a decent chunk of those sigs being people who aren't old enough to vote or even capable of voting in this country.
>>78654132
>Hurr durr we will vote until we like the outcome!
Remain-cucks and EU shills eternally anally annihilated.
>>78654305
If they repeat the referendum that's still democracy, ruscuck.
>>78661152
Liberals can't handle the bantz
>>78661152
That girl's name? Albert Einstein
>>78654132
>2nd referendum
>they lose by even more
What is wrong with young people acting like this is literally the end of the world?
People are getting so emotional and spiteful about that it's absolutely crazy
We all know had remain won we would have had some "well was worth a try" reactions from the leave camp, why is it that the group supporting remain is so extremely childish?
I'm seeing it on facebook here too, everyone is like "haha stupid brits ruined themselves idiots xD"
What is wrong with people
>>78661293
>moving goal posts
>""""""""""democracy""""""""""
>>78661293
>just keep redoing the vote until my side wins
sounds great
>>78661152
>'your degree is in International Hotel Management, so you must be smarter than me. I hope you stay in Britain because our complimentary room service chocolate industry needs educated people like you to avoid disaster'
I love it!
>>78656212
The deadline is 26th November 2016....it may very well reach that by then.
>>78657472
I was actually taking to a UK friend about how childish the response from Bremainers seemed; imagine if every canton that didn't like the country's democratic results decided to leave, much like Scottland and London are saying they should, the entire country would be fragmented.
Bitches had their referendum, and the minority didn't like the results; it's either UK democracy or EU dictatorship
>>78661511
Because that's what they are, man
A bunch of children that will have their way or make you regret it if they don't
Also checked and your ID is 1 letter off from MLG, what a shame
>>78661293
When 100,000 people can make a revote happen after millions of people voted for this outcome its called butt hurt
>>78654132
>>78654132
>highest voter turnout in a long time
>it doesn't count unless it's more that this arbitrary number that just happens to be a bit more.
>>78661152
Lol she must be smart if she got her self fired over something she couldn't control
90% of the signatures come from London
it's a non issue
>>78661274
I'd bet all the money I have, it's just too obvious this is the case.
>>78661552
>>78661515
In your US Senate they need 60% to decide the simplest things and it also needs the approval of the Congress. You want a 52-48 vote to break a 40 year status quo in Europe? Then prove that people really mean it. This sounds fair to me.
The petition has over a million signatures now.
>>78654132
>Hey everyone must sign this or you don't count
Lefty points acquired
>>78657256
>you may vote any way you like
>hur dur I'll vote to be a troll
>b-but I didn't mean it
Jesus Christ it's called owning your actions
oh yes yes yes
This is even better than people voting remain
Brits will unite against racists and BTFO brexiters in second referendum
Its like game of thrones in real life I fucking love it
This isn't right. Why even get people to vote if they can just be told that they choose wrong.
>>78662040
And they didnt do that now.
Additionally a super majority just means others votes are worth more as they need less to win.
In a straight vote. The only democracy every vote counts the same.
>>78654132
Would a second referendum realistically even matter?
Didn't the EU pretty much say, you vote out and you're out, there will be no further negotiations or special agreements for this point? I mean the EC and the EU leaders were pretty clear on this point.
Realistically, you can have as many referendums as you want, but if the EU authorities don't want you back it's pretty much just a giant waste of money.
I actually get why the EU has taken this stance, if they didn't, a leave referendum would be just a bargaining chip for countries to get what they want and then just cancel the triggering of article 50.
>>78654132
>Majority wants to leave
>Yeah, but we are not the majority and we want to stay so we should stay even though the majority wants out
What the fuck? Dont these people know how democracy works? Are they really filthy communists?
We tried a petition to evict Merkel from office. Wanna know how this turned out?
>>78662282
if they are like UH NO WAIT WE WANT TO STAY then they stay, its more expensive to start the whole exit procedure
we dont WANT to kick them out remember
>>78657371
>>78657371
how wont we?
>>78662286
Yes
Faggot lefties don't understand how democracy works: More at 11.
>>78662447
Seems like a stupid strategic move from the EU.
They could actually demand all sorts of shit from the UK to allow them to stay.
I hope they do, if the UK actually decides to stay. That would be a buttfuck to behold.
Further, I think the damage is done. No way banks are going to move back to London after this.
>>78659872
>>78654132
These votes are coming from all over the world. A few thousand or a few hundred for every European country. Also a few thousand for the US.
ONLY A THIRD OF THE SIGNATURES ARE FROM THE UK
http://pastebin.com/k94tZm7A
>>78654132
Bet these are the lazy faggots who now regret not voting.
It's funny how people think an online petition is going to do anything but provide /pol/ Something to laugh at.
>>78657256
>A lot of people regret it
You mean how the media has been shoving this story down your throat by only ever asking people who votes leave if they regretted it, and only showing those that did.
is the world even worth saving? I mean if people are this stupid, does it matter?
>>78660591
Well it's nice to know leave campaign has its shills/quixotic followers.
Voting to leave an oligarchal trade union and getting away with it without major conflict isn't grounds for an independence day.
>>78659309
That's fascinating actually.
Shows how little this shit means.
This petition will be 'considered' for debate in November.
A new Brexit goverment will be in place in October.
I wonder how that debate will go.
>>78654132
>>78659309
It's not that straightforward though, the list "signatures by country" only has 393823 votes while the "votes by constituency" has 1065263 votes so i'm not sure how they are dividing them, it doesn't mean only one third is from the uk though
>>78663001
I did some rudimentary JSON parsing and the result is here >>78662728
>>78654132
The goverment started this signatures, I but the number as low as 200 000 signatures only so they will have an excuse to point the finger to people who voted leave
>>78663134
Hmm, you seem to be right, actually. I didn't take an extremely close look at it.
>>78661293
No neverendums here
>>78661552
That's the EU in a nutshell though.
>>78661152
>Says 'your degree is in International Hotel Management, so you must be smarter than me. I hope you stay in Britain because our complimentary room service chocolate industry needs educated people like you to avoid disaster'
That's some top quality banter
>Internet petitions
>>78657256
Cuck off.
Why the fuck would you want to remain now anyway? Many EU members, particularly France, are drawing up plans for their own referendums, the EU IS a fucking sinking ship, it just took the UK having the nads to vote on leaving to inspire the others.
>>78663147
>The goverment started this signatures
Apparently not. Besides, why would the government need to petition the government.
>>78663001
Might make a spreadsheet
>>78658184
turnout was 70% of registered voters, a lot of the 18-24s probably didn't even bother registering.
regardless it was our highest turnout for an election since 97, these fucks don't have a leg to stand on, if it was 76% they'd just say 80% was required.
At the end of the day it's completely arbitrary, it's your right to not register or to not vote, if you're too lazy why should we have to vote again on the same issue?
Ignorance is not an excuse, this was a major issue in the news for weeks before the vote. People chose not to vote.
>>78657952
I actually hope that this works and you guys cast aside the masks and come out as the neo-Nietzschian fascists that you actually are.
If the Guardian-reading, straight-from-private-school-to-Oxford-to-a-flat-in-Islington-and-a-30,000-pound-a-year-drawing-up-diversity-quotas class really do succeed in pushing through what is basically double - and triple and as-many-times-as-we-fucking-need-for-us-to-get-our-way - jeopardy then you will be campaigning openly and undisguisably on the platform that you were covertly campaigning on in the first referendum campaign: "Shut up and obey your betters, you overweight, badly-dressed, ignorant, ugly plebs. We love the oppressed and the marginalized but only if they are lean and olive-skinned and thrillingly virile and dangerous like Ahmed and Jamal here. You, being dirt-poor without being sexy, have no point or purpose for existing except to squat in your ugly Northern hovels and do absolutely nothing that might make us mad."
I'd just fucking LOVE to see a political struggle fought out in England on a platform like that - which was the political platform Jo Cox and her friends were fighting on all along anyway, even if they were too "good and kind and gentle" to ever state it in those terms. Because forcing through a second vote would make it finally DOUBLY AND DEFINITIVELY clear to the people of Rotherham, and Merthyr Tydfil, and Basildon, and Luton, and Sunderland that that IS what this is all about at bottom - and then there would be a hell of a lot more bodies left lying on the road than just Jo Cox's.
Come at us, you arrogant metropolitan cunts. We're readier every day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum,_2016&diff=535205440&oldid=535179221
French never liked us in the EU anyway.
>>78661152
Can I get a job where you work?
>>78662040
That's correct. Because the Senate is made up of only a handful of Representatives. They need Congress's clearance in order to limit power.
In a democratic vote where the people vote, they only need a majority by any amount. You're comparing apples to oranges.
Where's the fucking alien invasion I was promised?
>>78654973
This is exactly why we need to line up anyone who uses tumblr and shoot them.
>>78657256
Then you did a poor job informing the population. You had control of virtually all media channels yet you lost. Even if remain were the better choice, the natural conclusion would be to take a long, hard look at the cuck leaders of remain who lost despite having all the advantages.
>>78663134
>>78663256
Looked a bit closer at it. There are a total of 1053488 signatures in the signatures_by_constituency array. The results of the parsing itself are here:
http://pastebin.com/nxE9ZHdN
only around 300k of the votes have been from the uk
probably a good chunk of people voting more than once too
>>78657256
And if you loose again, should we expect 3rd one?
>>78663849
That's probably what will happen , there are powerful people who want to remain and they will pull all the ricks in the book to stop BREXIT from happening they'll spew as much propaganda as they can and if they loose and BREXIT succeeds they will just keep trying to revote until they get the result they want.
>>78663790
http://pastebin.com/pRZEFc86
Sorted
So you can put whatever country you want when you sign it and there are in fact votes from islands with like 30 inhabitants in the list but for some reason it doesn't count 2/3 of the votes' country
>>78663790
>>78663134
>>78664261
I got 1446865 total signatures when adding up signatures by constituencies and by country. This is evidently not correct, but I think that it counts some of them double. If you do this:
1446865 - 353988 = 1092877
You get the correct result at the time that I got the json. In other words, not all of the constituency signatures are counted as UK signatures for some reason, while the ones that do are counted double up from adding them together like this.
It's a bit weird, but yeah, about 1 million of the signatures are actually from the UK.
>>78654132
>Lets vote until the result is the one we want
Those people did not understand democracy
>>78664380
Not quite because you can just put a british postcode and sign it pretending to be british, there is no way to know how many are real from the json data afaik
>>78664496
There will be inaccuracies, but I doubt that most people are autistic enough to look up UK postal codes just to sign an internet petition.
I'm guessing that the signatures by country array is data acquired by the IP address' registered region to figure out which country it is from. Therefore it is susceptible to proxies, and it's probably why only a third of the British signatures are counted as such.
>>78664844
Well i don't think people are autistic enough to look for a proxy with an ip from "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands", it probably takes the country from what you put in the form with no check and the constituency from the postcode
>>78654132
Don't fuck this up brits
>>78664965
>it probably takes the country from what you put in the form with no check and the constituency from the postcode
Never signed one of the petitions run by the UK government so I didn't realise it even asked.
>>78662594
Because the issue was already voted, retard.
>>78660989
>calls others idiots
>give stupid reasons for his own position
>>78662728
Globalists haven't given up, it seems.
Can't they invalidate the petition because of foreigners?
>>78665982
If a large portion of the signatures were foreign they would possibly ignore it.
Also, see:
>>78663790
>>78664380
What would be the point? The twenty somethings would just stay home all over again
>>78665752
>green text rhetoric
this is why you are on /pol/ behaving like a degenerate and why you voted leave.
you have no idea what you've done other than you can use it as meme material.
>>78660582
The first sentence I get. The second is pure gibberish to me. What the fuck is he saying?
>>78654132
How do they vet the signatures
how many non brits or kids sign
>>78662594
You don`t just keep voting and changing the rules until you win.
Leave won and the left need to deal with it.
>>78660000
checked and kek'd
>BAWWW DEMOCRACY IS RUINED BECAUSE WE LOST
this is pure insanity
I like how they say the intelligent people voted for remain when this clearly shows 834,603 idiot who wasted time believing that this will make a difference
>>78667420
I found a picture of what remain voters look like.
>>78667502
Some fat women would actually be pretty hot if they lost weight. She's not one of them.
>>78667541
She looks like a fucking cave troll , it's funny that most of the lefty people are only lefty's because they're outcasts and are just lashing out at everything almost all the lefts arguments is emotional projection.
>>78656673
Pic sorely related.
>>78654132
God damn, I love you Brits. I spent some time in Germany a few years back and today my kikebook is full of fucking salty krauts. Now all these lefty tears "boohoo, not fair. Do over!"
Liberals are the most pathetic, petulant creatures to walk the earth.
>>78654132
Let's not forget most of these votes will come from migrants and europeans still in the UK for hope that they will somehow get a second referendum, tell me how its fair for people who are not allowed to vote, decide if we get a second referendum or not.
>>78667502
How do people let themselves turn into a vogon from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>>78658934
So basically rich cunts and rich kiddies towns basically.
Its on 1,3 million. Rip Brexit
>>78654132
that shits stupid anyone can vote for it...
retarded fucks
Email [email protected] or rev up those twitter accounts!
---
Hello BBC,
Regarding your 'million sign petition for 2nd EU referendum' news story:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36629324
Please note that not even half those signatures are from Great Britain.
This is evident from the transparent signature data which is available from a link Get petition data (json format)' on the signature web page.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
Scroll then to the "Get petition data (json format)" link.
and view the data here:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215.json
Then search the data (ctrl+f) for "united kingdom"
Which will manifest the actual signature count:
{"name":"United Kingdom","code":"GB","signature_count":353988}
Thanks,
>>78667985
>>78662040
>US Senate they need 60% to decide the simplest things
not true btw
>This meltdown from Remaintards
>>78654132
let me know when the petition hits 17.5m signatures
>>78655630
Hoping for Article 50 to be invoked ASAP, this year would be great right after Cameron has left us.
>>78657134
because liberals and leftists hate democracy.
You don't honestly believe that the morons who openly support socialism and communism actually respect the opinions of others, right?
>>78654132
the tears are worth it alone, god bless our sovereign land
>>78668355
Ohhh snap
>>78654132
fucking hope they choke on our leave dick.
>>78654606
In europe we do this every time, we keep voting until elitist career politicians get the result they want
>>78656131
Yes. Every ballot, valid or not is a person who showed up to vote.
>>78668355
From the UK, by the way. Otherwise you're letting non-citizens decide the future of a country. Again.
>>78660000
>arguing with my sister about the vote
>old people should have been banned from voting, they won't be around as long as us
>tell her we might as well let new born babies vote and ban young adults like her because they'll be around longer
>she gets mad and calls be a bigoted racist
>I respond saying why vote at all if we all die eventually
>she storms out of the room
>>78654132
Just shows how cucked your country truly is , even if you win in a vote you still loose in the long run . Have fun being apart of the EU , have fun sucking Mohammed's cock because most those signatures are from
MuZZIES who are scared of being deported
>>78660202
Massive kek
>>78654132
Is that Little Finger standing next to Farage?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215.json
>Ctrl-F "United Kingdom"
>"signature_count":353988
Tells you everything
Signed by the guy that makes those cuck threads, gets his ass handed to him, then makes the same thread the next day hoping dumber people are browsing.
>>78666795
>>78666492
>all that projection
I know damn well what I've done and I know that the results will be nothing like what you think they will be. I predicted what would happen to the markets and was 100% accurate, from the pumping just before, to the sudden drop as people panicked, to the next steep drop as people speculated the shit out of it, to the bounce at the bottom as people made a quick rush to buy cheap, to the markets rallying only slightly down by the end of the day.
And the reason I did it was for sovereignty and self determination, the memes were never the goal. Don't you get it? I voted precisely so we could have these kinds of referendums in the future. I got everything that I voted for and the outcome is exactly as I had envisioned and the future is looking bright. I knew that a leave vote would cause shockwaves. I know that it would either cause the eurocrats to reconsider their attitude towards the european people or crash the union because they refuse to change, and both cases are a win for democracy and western civilisation.
You seem to think that some great mistake was made that we have leaped into the unknown and face oblivion. But you've failed to understand that we were smart enough to ignore the scaremongering and propaganda. Everything has gone exactly as we said it would, there were no surprises, EVERYTHING WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN.
The only fool here is you. Luckily you'll live to thank me for what I've done.
>>78654132
OMG IS THAT
IS THAT
NATIONALISM
CALL THE EU POLICE
>>78654132
That's a pretty big database of salty little bitches.
>>78657256
>let's do a coin toss
>heads I win
>tails we flip again
>>78658100
this.
>>78662040
lol you cant be this delusional
Maybe they should have made this petition before they lost
Fucking liberals
>>78654132
It's like you people have forgotten the persistence of the EU..
>Just had a vote about not letting other countries tell us how to run ours
>Other countries start a petition
How can they be so fucking stupid.
>>78657952
>the guardian
Stopped right there.
Also; any 'revolt' from pro-eu MPs would be politically lynched by their pro-Brexit constituents.
After watching the mental gymnastics that Bernouts in the US have done to legitimize the failed campaign of that old codger it doesn't surprise me that the liberal scum in the U.K. literally are trying to spin a losing position into some rallying cry of injustice. Remember that to them everyone is a special snowflake, if 99.9% of the public voted for leave they'd be harping about Xen Fireflower ProudJiggle, who bravely voted to stay and how to protect xis feelings we should have a do over vote.
>>78654132
Government waits until glastonbury weekend for the referendum, 135,000 liberals are all packing stuff for camping and getting wasted.
Remaniacs and subhumans please threadxit.
>>78654132
>don't worry, we'll just dip the stock exchange for a couple of days and let them repeat the vote
In comparison, how many """""signatures""""" did the ban Donald trump get?
>>78654132
1 million people is 1/65 of UK's population. That's like saying only the elite can decide.
>>78660591
It will just be another may day riot day.
>lets just keep redoing this until the results are in our favor
Oh just fuck away yourselves
>>78654132
Less than a third of those petition votes are from the UK.
>>78661152
My facebook is full of grown and intelligent adults pretending that the brexit bus slogan actually said we would give the nhs 350million a week.
>>78654132
The petition is null and void, it says "if the vote" the vote has already happened, no turning back now
>>78671398
Parliament won't even debate the issue due to this, it's nothing to worry about I reckon
>>78654132
>>78660000
NO NO NO
we should be pushing them to start an armed revolt a "colored revolution", so to get them in trouble with the MI6
you are on 4chan for fucks sake
>>78669244
GLORIOUS.
>>78662040
There was never an equivalent vote to join the EU. Also the UK has no formal constitution so there are no rules at all. It would be much different for the u.s. because our Constitution has very strict and precise rules about what requires a constitutional amendment. And every state did end up ratifying the constitution so things were fair.
Bitch all you want, but good or bad the short sighted Brits refusing to make a formal constitution like the rest of the civilized world means a 51/52% vote means they do that action 100%.
>>78669244
kek'd
>>78661804
>tfw you cuck yourself
![images[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dv6K7Ms.png "images[1].png")
>>78657256
>falling for the MSM regret meme
>>78672228
>short sighted Brits refusing to make a formal constitution
How is that short-sighted? The British legal system is one of the oldest in the world, and by far the one which has been the most stable (as in the legal system itself).
I would argue it's quite far-sighted to not have a constitution at this point.
>like the rest of the civilized world means a 51/52% vote means they do that action 100%.
A lot of constitutional countries in "the rest of the world" also treat >50% as an absolute majority.
Cameron had a point (even though it did not go his way). Why the fuck would we keep voting? When does it end, when remain wins? Why even have a referendum in the first place then?
>>78662040
uh, not true. you need 51%. shut up, turk.
>>78654132
It won't work because you could basically do this after every election.
Austria is a good example for new elections. This referendum isn't.
>>78673019
>Why even have a referendum in the first place then?
It was for Cameron's electoral convenience and it backfired massively on him.
>>78654132
Can we just round up and hang all the leftys already.
>>78669861
So much this. THANK YOU.
FUCKING MEGA KEK
THIS PETITION IS A JOKE
>>78661293
No it's not, having a revote because you don't like the results is not fucking democracy. It's giving the illusion of democracy while making sure you eventually get what you want in the end anyway. You wouldn't be asking for a revote had the remain party won.
>>78673878
Why did he resign? Is he just pissed that the British public don't give a fuck about him or did his masters tell him to?
I thought it was hilarious watching him debate with normal people on live television, you could almost feel the spaghetti dropping from his pockets as he just said the same shit over and over again and no one was really listening to him.
>>78661293
If they have another referendum, they'd be throwing out the results of a democratic vote. What're they going to do, roll the die till' they get a result they want? If they wanted to implement a 60-70% rule, they should've done it before and not asked for it after.
>>78669861
Kek, fucking perfect.
>>78656393
Because the left is all for autocracy, they HATE democracy.
>>78654132
my little sister signed this petition under a fake name because she likes Tracer from Overwatch a lot (she's British)
I imagine half of those signatures are from other retarded Europeans like her, it doesn't mean shit
>>78657256
>a lot of people that voted leave regret it.
It's been a fucking day. How could they have regrets already? Am I missing something?
Remain should have won. The only people who voted leave were people with no money trying to make life harder for the poor rich people.
>>78661804
>>78672334
KEK
>>78668762
Is this what happened with ireland? Someone told me they voted leave once, but were made to retake it to say they would stay. This true?
>>78656356
Stock up on Vigilante Pepe (you will need thousands of him from Britain) and Politically Motivated Violence Pepe (you will need millions of him from many different countries.)
I seriously think the Elite just fucked themselves in the ass on this Brexit Vote.
It's not that the vote is set in stone, it's that the whole world was watching and just realized that the "consensus" on Elite Rule of Society is not monolithic.
The first domino was pushed and it's fall touches off hundreds of trigger events.
>>78662728
>>78659399
University population aside, Cambridge is actually a fine city to live in; it has been those working in science who have swung the balance heavily in favour of remain.
