There is no such thing as Meme Magic
There is no such thing as Kek
Everything is just coincidence
Hillary will still win
Britain will collapse under its own ashes
The SJW+Jew are still the most powerful race in the world
Stop bringing this /v/+/b/ tier cancer to what was once a great board
>>78550863
This x100000
Sounds like someone is triggered today.
>>78550863
BURN THE HERETIC
>>78550863
good board ruined by underage memers
>>78550863
See ya later faggo
>>78550863
Kek SMITE THIS HOMO DOWN.
if kek isn't real then explain these dubs
>>78550863
BLASPHEMY! OH POWERFUL KEK SMITE THIS DEGENERATE HERETIC
>>78550863
no. I praised kek last night and gave kek my power for brexit.
PRAISE KEK
BURN THE NON BELIEVERS
REMOVE KEBAB
>>78552322
PRAISED!!
KEK IS WITH US!!
put me in the screencap
>>78550863
2016 is the year of the underdog
Kek wills it
>>78550863
You'll eat your words.
You will know despair.
This world is not for you.
>>78552724
isnt Hilary the ultimate underdog?
Woman running a Mans show?
>>78553053
Hilary is just a dog.
>>78553053
ur id contains trips, i guess ur right about this one
>>78550863
kek is alive and I believe in meme magic.
Kek bless me with dubs.
>no such thing as meme magic
>>78550863
>>78554633
PRAISE KEK
HOLY SHIT KEK JS REAL
>>78554633
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT
I can already sense the screencap
>>78556566
Kek be praised.
day of the croak soon.
>>78550863
May you be forever plagued by the chorus of 1,000 frogs.
>>78550863
Meme magic is real, and Kek is the source. We give him great memes, he gives them power to compel reality.
>>78550863
>>78552322
>>78554633
>>78556566
PRAISE KEK, THE MAGIC IS REAL ONCE AGAIN
>make thread about meme magic not being real
>dare to blaspheme kek
>three dubs get'd already
lmao time to end it m8
>>78550863
>not praising our true lord Kek
Just check the end of this thread >>78556344
Speaking of checking, >>78557255
>>78557255
Dubs be upon him
Praise Kek
Why would you guys worship a filthy Egyptian god anyways? Were you kangz and shit? Egypt is a Muslim country
>>78550863
you sound like a heretic
>>78557922
KEK STAHP
>>78557922
Why do you think he stopped giving a shit about Egypt? They took in migrants and stopped memeing thousands of years ago.
>>78557922
>22
Kek loves irony
BLESS ME KEK FOR I HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL
Kek is real
Kek will place Trump at the helm of this nation.
Kek will create a Britain, Russia, US alliance that will dominate the world.
Guys, I'm legit scared. Every single Kek thread we have always has an crazy amount of gets in it. Something tells me it's more than coincidence.
>>78550863
>"Stop bringing this cancer"
HEIL KEK
>>78557922
Pharaoh We Wuz I wasn't muslim you dumb fuck, he worshiped Kek, the almighty God.
May He bless those who deny to see the truth.
>>78550863
There is no such thing as coincidences lad. For example, check these digits. Coincidence? I think not.
>>78558575
This is Kek's will, anon. Kek is with us.
>>78557922
They were a semitic country.
Long before the muzzies came.
Egyptian culture and God's are based.
You should read into them sometime.
>>78558575
Don't be afraid, anon. Let the warm, shining light of our Lord embrace you.
He shall bless you and me with marvelous digits to prove His magic.
You fool. Now you've done it.
>>78558575
There will be an average of about 1 get per 10 posts statistically. There's been 5 in a thread with 41 posts. One more than the average. Not strange at all
>>78558575
KEK never blesses me with a get, so there's that.
>>78550863
>Stop bringing this /v/+/b/ tier cancer to what was once a great board
/pol/ was never a great board.
meme magic isn't real
kek doesn't exist
>>78550863
kek is the cancer killing /pol/
>>78550863
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
KILL THE NON BELIEVER
>>78558575
That's because Kek has blessed us
>2016
>Being this much of a shill
PRAISE KEK
>>78559622
KEK SPEAKS
>>78550863
Smite down the nonbeliever, Lord Kek
>>78559533
DIGITS FOR THE NON-BELIEVER
PRAISE KEK
>>78559622
HIS WILL BE DONE
>>78559533
>>78559622
kek agrees.
>>78559610
when are yall leaving the EU? can you make it sometime between now and the 4th so we can celebrate independence weeks.
>>78552175
WITNESSED
Kek awaits our call
For we believe in all things magick
tfw Kek has never blessed me with dubs
What did I do wrong Kek?
Just pure coincedence guys
>>78550863
SHUT THE NON BELIEVER
>>78550863
he is right you know... :^(
>>78550863
Holy shit I am v + b, how more based can you get
>>78550863
1. There is the power of repetition OP. The more you repeat something, the more likely something is going to happen. Its called "Will" "Force" "Persuasion". It is very much real, and very much powerful. Repetitions of echoing wills are known as memes, think of it as the cursed sword Muramasa, each swing of the hammer forging it with the uttering of "Hatred", acts as a meme, re-enforcing the will of the previous swings+utterances. The word can change, "Anger" "Kill" "Murder", if the meme is of a similar sentiment, the will lives on. Its not magic, its human determination for an outlook that either one or a group of persons seek. It is powerful beyond imagination, it has crumbled empires, cleaved mountians, and destroyed billions.
2. See Egyptian mythology. Kek is a primordial darkness who is the Ancient Darkness of Nothingness.
3. Yes, however coincidences can be altered very easily to favor any party who knows how to set up coincidences.
4. What is the actual election and opposing views?
5. You don't have any real proof of that, and that is negative speculation at best
6. Jews are not a race, neither are SJW's. One is a religion, the other a leftist mindset. There are Hebrew people, however that is different than just Jews. See Muslims and Middle Easterners
7. /pol/ was never great
8. Good bait, took it hook line and sinker
>>78561295
Nope
>>78550863
Kek will bring you great misfortune, heretic.
Blasphemy!
>falling for /pol/ used to be good meme threads
Been hearing this for a decade almost
Just roll with it, keep your chin up and speak up for your people.
Raids and shills are worst in the summer so if you're going to ignore /pol/ do it now, then again you'd miss 10/10 Farage Brexit bantz
Hillary will win
Check em
>>78557922
Egyptian gods are whiter than Kikebab Christ.
/pol/ was great?
>>78561941
nice try.
If KEK wants to give me dubs, it is ok.
But we believe in Him, whatever our digits are
>>78561295
Literally how? No one is going to get like four proxies for something like this. Could this be an EPIC ruse by a true rusemaster?
I mean, I praise kek every minute. I just did a few minutes ago.
>>78550863
1 post by this ID.
>>78562220
Don't tease me like this, lord kek :^)
>>78562270
LORD KEK PLEASE. IM BEGGING FOR GOOD DIGITS. GIVE ME A SIGN THAT YOU'RE HERE!
>>78562032
No they're not. They're about the same
I wonder how many of these faggots have even read Boys Club
PRAISE KEK
>>78550863
>being this triggered
>>78562330
>>78562270
>>78562220
I had faith in you lord k3k.
KEK is real, heathen!
non-believers will never understand
>>78562270
>>78562330
>begging for repeating integers.
>>78550863
>singles
kek doesnt will it
>>78550863
Kek will not be pleased with your heresy. You will be burned from the Earth by His will, for We are merely His instrument.
>>78550863
>Everything is just (((coincidence)))
>>78562444
Good get. Will lord kek bless me?
>>78562444
Shieet
I think /pol/ is even more full of underaged memers than /b/
>>78562494
welp I got dubs here. lord kek willed me. >>78562466
>>78552322
>>78550956
First post worst post.
>>78562444
>>78562444
>>78562444
>>78562444
GOOD GOY! VERY ANTI SEMITIC! DELET NOW
>>78561941
no. Kek em
>>78550863
Op is from reddit kek tells me
He's real and he is chaos.
>Tfw you don't worship kek
>tfw you will never get repeating digits
>>78562790
See, because I worship Kek, I'll be granted repeating integers.
>>78550863
PRAISE KEK!! YOU KNOW NOTHING!!
Anubis bless me with dubs
Kek give me dubs
>>78562907
okay
HORUS BLESS THIS POST WITH DUBS!
Kek will always be with us. Meme magic is just a form of egregoric magics and the will of the many always wins. If you reject Kek,then kek will not function. Its that simple.
>>78562790
It's never too late to start worshiping him.
>>78562713
What?
Ra pls give me dubs.
>tfw filtering the cancer that is kek
>>78563255
PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN!
PRAISE RA!
>>78563255
>asking for dubs
>Not letting it happen naturally
>>78563055
Thank you Kek
>>78562444
Praise kek
>>78563409
>being a faggot
>Praise kek
>Trump wins primaries
>Brexit happens
>Hurr it's just a coincidence
Czech em
>>78550863
Target Hillary and Bill on the signage of NAFTA and the TPP if you want to keep Hillary out of office.
Bill signed NAFTA and that is a carte blanch in (((Elite's Ville.)))
Don't rest on this victory. Keep up your routine with the following exceptions.
1. Cut out alcohol for a few days/weeks if you are a drinker. If you can cut it out.
2. Do your regular job if you have one. Work on your craft if you have one.
I do comfy stuff like tend the garden and practice music. I will keep up my scale studies and feed the Bix Max plants and various other things I've got growing. I will grill some steak this afternoon and enjoy it thoroughly.
I won't even drive my car today unless it's to go buy more food.
>>78550863
>stop bringing /b/ and /v/ tier cancer
>OP's image is Spongegar
go back to rebbit you cock goblin.
>>78562388
>>78562444
>>78562466
>>78563055
Our prayers are being answered tonight, boys.
Lord kek, if you granted your memetic touch to this morning's Brexit results, please bless us on this fine day.
Thank you for this thread. Praise be.
>>78563255
OP REKT!!!!
>>78551184
/pol/ was always a shit-tier board.
>>78550863
Look at this and tell me meme magic isn't real.
If meme magic isnt real this will NOT be a get.
>>78564415
But this will be if meme magic is real.
Praise KEK
Meme magic is here to stay
>>78564773
praise kek
>>78564889
third times a charm
>>78564773
>>78564889
>>78564974
kys my dude
>>78550863
PRAISE KEK
REMOVE KEBAB
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR
NOW!!
Deus Vult. Sieg Heil. Heil Hitler.
>>78551184
Im 19, am i still in the underage memer catagory?
Also what does SJW stand for? Is it like an acronym or something
>>78550863
One post by this ID.
The same person who said brexit would fail, yesterday.
>>78557922
Wuz? Nah son
WE
R
KANGS
CURRENTLY
>>78550863
Meme magic is absolutely real.
Have you ever talked with your friends about some random subject, then a bit later out of nowhere something relating to what you were saying will pop up/ happen nearby? That's meme magic. The subconscious manipulation of the universe using convorsation.
It's not really "magic," it's your sub-conscious mind pulling string on the world around you without noticing.
Here, have a shitty meme.
>>78562648
THE GREAT WALL OF KEK
>>78565401
why has kek left us?
>>78565287
It is an acronym for St. John's Wort, which is a medicinal herb.
>>78565704
You are Kek. We all are.
Kek has left us, boys :(
Please give us a sign, great one.
>>78550863
God warned us of the Old Gods essentially being demons.
I used to praise Kek. I did. He is here. He is the god of 4chan and is the source of meme magic in the same way pagan gods were used in ancient greece for their magic. With every time you declare him your god, he grows stronger. Your souls turn from the truth and are devoured by the chaos frog upon death.
God warned us of Isreal coming back, and so many more things in the bible. Even talked about frogs (like Kek) in revelation.
We have to defeat Kek. Perhaps if /pol/ continues to power him we can achieve anarchy and destroy the jews but to what fate shall we have escaped to?
Meme magic would still work if we called a Saint or a Angel, or even God himself.
We must slaughter the frog, or we will be dragged to hell on the day of judgement.
Deus Vult! Save your brothers from damnation! Sage Kek threads! Bump Christian topics!
>>78566570
such as?
>no such thing as meme magic
Fuck you. /tv/ literally baneposted a plane crash.
>>78567651
Unfortunately edgy teenagers hate God so they'll continue praising a bitch made false god
>>78550863
if kek wills it op will be smited
>doubting Kek
Sorry mate, Kek always wins.
>>78550863
>Doubting Kek
:^ )
