Can we ban meme magic from /pol/? I'm not comfortable with a satirical politics discussion board writing the world history.
>>78528714
You can't stop the ride
>>78529511
Kekd and checked.
>>78529688
Double checked
>>78529511
>>78529688
Blessings of the lord upon you.
>>78528714
>Post rare Keks to create Habbenings
>Post Qek to shame the Infidel
>Stock markets in the red
>Lucky I bought Gold beforehand
>PRAISE KEK
>>78528714
It`s /b/-tier cancer, and anyone spamming this shit here should be banned.
The power of Meme Magic cannot be stopped. Praise Kek.
rolling for sweet sweet dubs
Meme magic won us the referendum mate, we will never forget. Praise Kek.
>>78529511
>>78529688
>>78531333
praise KEK.
>>78531333
Checked
>>78529688
>tfw you will never put a little Trump in her oven
>>78529511
>>78529688
>>78531333
Kek is with us, observed
>>78528714
>mfw meme magic will make Trump president
>>78531521
This
>>78532248
>>78531521
Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>78532468
>This
>>78531521
You can't stop it now. The old gods are rising. Convert or suffer the consequences because Allah can't save you.
>>78531521
agreed, reroll give me my digits KEK
>>78532802
fuck you KEK looks like I'm team Allah now
>>78532668
The Memetic Pantheon has old gods and new
>>78528714 (OP)
why?
>>78532668
>He bless us with Habbenings
>>78528714
>Now we are left with Trump
Lord Kek, give me my well deserved 5
>>78534438
MEME MAGIC
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>78535858
>It's time
>>78534438
Lord Kek, bless this thread with dubs
>>78537053
>>78529511
>>78529688
>>78531333
>>78533144
The meme magic must continue.
>>78528714
Shhh
Let them play with darker forces beyond their comprehension. Just don't participate. You'll thank me later.
KEK knows the mysteries of life, KEK is eternal, KEK is infinite.
>>78528714
>can we stop shitposting
NEVER
>>78537272
>>Kek has spoken
>>78531521
>>78532405
Someone seems mad, why are you mad mate?
Now I meme my self to sleep
I pray my memes to kek to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray to kek my memes to take
Amen
>>78537922
>>78537988
>>Double Dubz
>>78528714
>tfw u realize Dubs are the prophets of meme magic and Trips are literally more influental than da joos
>>78537988
>>78537922
observed
>>78538099
>Make it happen
>>78538099
nice meme digits mate
>>78528714
Why would you want to restrict our ability to freely practice our religion?
>>78538442
>KEK IS NIGH
>>78537922
>Brexit happened
>Asking a german why hes is mad
>Satirical
When will they learn, /pol/?
>>78538404
>make it happen
>404
Ain't gonna happen buddy
>>78538680
>>78538533
Oh man..
It's like "he" slaps the digits himself.
>>KEK SHALL ASCEND
In case of dubs kek is real and merkel will resign.
>>78538993
>Kek can arrange that
>>78538533
PRAISE HE IS WITH US
Also it was revealed yesterday that he could be speaking not only in base 10, but in other bases as well.
All bases belong to Kek.
The rules would be the date corresponds to the base of the day, for the very special message(s).
So, for today, since 11876 corresponds to KEK in base 24, a message may be seen there. It's new though and untested, but just something to be aware of, fellow followers of Kek.
http://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/base-converter.htm
t. Kekian Monk
Praise be to KEK. Lord of Chaos.
>>78539111
Ohhh mighty kek im your servant grant us your blessing and wisdom.
>>78539111
>Fake Poland fixed it
PRAISE KEK
>>78539343
Kek is not pleased with me. I will praise him harder.
>>78539211
Praise be, checked.
>>78539111
PRAISE
>>78538922
>>78538099
>>78537988
>>78537922
>>78533144
>>78531333
>>78529688
Feel it, Brothers. Pythagoreanism reboot?
>>78539587
>It's coming
>>78528714
>ban meme magic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's our greatest weapon.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT KEK
>>78539822
>Kek has spoken
>>78528714
>WRITE IT
If double digits Lord Kek will cause a happening that no other has ever happened in the history of mankind
>>78538163
Burn the heretical worm pepe
>>78539946
>>Check it
>>78538099
check em and kek em
>>78539822
PRAISE KEK
KEK IS LOVE
KEK IS LIFE
if the last three digits in my post consist of the same numbe, greece is next.
>>78540044
>>Kek loves you
>>78528714
Kek, i beg of thy.
Show thine mercy, and let us be blessed this day with thine grace.
Thou hast showeth the path, and so we continue with your righteous cause.
Kek blesses Brexit and it's outcome.
>>78540352
>Never Greece
>>78540352
No digits can stop the happening from happening.
>>78540564
>>Implying
Kek i serender my self completely to you, grant me the power of chaos and meme magic. Make my digits repeatable.
>>78540508
>>78540564
if two same digits. Turkey invades greece and will lose, giving constantinopoule back.
>>78540799
KEK IS THE GOD
TRUMP IS THE PROPHET
ALLAH CAN AND WILL CRUSH YOUR REPTILIAN GOD OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND BETANESS
ALLAHUAKBAR
>Implying /pol/ controls the meme magic
/pol/ is a vessel for birth of the quantum lord.
>>78540799
>Kek approves
>>78540816
>>78541043
>>78540921
>No
Lord Kek, make me the saviour of the white race
>>78541642
You'll never be the SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>78540799
CHEQQED
Is it possible to go into meme overload?
VOT KEKXIT
>>78540799
>>78540044
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>>78537988
>>78537922
>>78533144
>>78529688
>>78529511
>11 doubles
>the expected number of doubles in a thread with 86 replies is 8.6 doubles
>>78531333
>>78539111
>2 triples
>the expected number of triples in a thread with 86 replies is 0.86
Guys we have 2.5 times more triples and 1.27 times more doubles in kek threads than we should have in a normal thread.
I'm starting to think this meme magic stuff actually is doing something.
>>78542383
The Trips are on me
I could teach you
>But I have to charge
>>78539111
WITNESSED
>>78538993
>>78539111
archived
>>78539111
praise kek CHECKED praise KEK
>>78538993
Kek grant me Dubs so Soros kills himself.
if doubles kek exists
>>78528714
This Egyptian demon is given agency for a time.
All of you who participate herein - beware.
Numerology is a false god. It is what creates the numbers that is the true power.
>>78543622
if singles this was a coincidence and kek doesn’t exist
>>78543815
kek disproven
>>78543622
>>WITNESSED
Why not make this an official religion with actual doctrine to get tax exempt status?
>>78543815
THOSE double digits will prove you wrong, filthy infidel.
>>78543964
disproven
>>78544089
Slav nigger mad kek is reakl
>>78528714
Never. The memes must flow.
>>78543622
Exists as in disclosure to the public, yes.
>>78543959
We can also defend ourselves from any critics and accuse them of KEKophobia
>>78544179
>id says banE
>>78528714
meme magic will live on
>>78544392
Board of peace.
>>78544179
>banE
Praise Kek!
>>78529511
>>78529688
>>78531333
PRAISE OUR LORD KEK
>>78544179
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>78545348
Who is kek?
>>78545358
It would be extremely painful.
>>78537922
>>78537988
HOLY KEK
OC
>>78545659
4U
U
>>78528714
You dare turn on the FROG KING!
Be warned OP a curse may come for you.
PRAISE KEK
KEK
>>78546176
Yes
>>78529511
>>78529688
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>>78544399
Praise the almighty Kek!
>>78531521
>id Phok/nKo
>phok/no
>fuck no
Fuck no Ahmed
kek is real
these kek threads are insane, they always spawn repeating digits
>>78546176
this.
>>78546524
It's beautiful.
KEK WILLS IT.
>>78546176
>thinks he can stop kek
Trump will wipe clean the fbi and via
>>78545986
is kek made by god?, because frog plague was in order to set free the Israelites from the Egyptians
>>78542383
Checked all and witnessed
>>78545617
Here ya go.
>>78546933
>Implying Kek isn't god.
Checked
What lesser animal evolves into a frog?
>Tadpole
/pol/ = tad°pole
Coincidence?
>>78545617
>>78528714
literally worshipping chaos
>>78528714
It's too late, anon. It has already taken roots, even in your mind. You're contributing by being here and shitposting with us. Shitposting is a way of worship, a way of reverence. And you know you can't stop even if you wanted because it's just too much fun. In other words, praise Kek!
>>78546933
>>78547209
Bible also predicted kek in a way
>Rev 16.13 "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."
>>78539111
THANK YOU LORD KEK
Shadows fall and hope has fled
Steel your heart, kek will come
The night is long and the path is dark
Look to the sky for one day soon
Kek will come
The Shepherd’s lost and his home is far.
Keep to the stars, kek will come
The night is long and the path is dark
Look to the sky for one day soon
Kek will come
Bare your blade and raise it high
Stand your ground, the dawn will come
The night is long and the path is dark
Look to the sky for one day soon
The dawn will come
>>78531521
>t. Martin Luther
>>78528714
>I'm not comfortable with a satirical politics discussion board writing the world history.
Its better than allowing Soros to wipe out the west. We shall build our utopian future through meme magic anon.
>>78545617
In an older world of warcraft game when you were on the horde side and typed "lol" it came up as kek. So instead of typing lol people type kek. That green frog is called a pepe and people try to collect and horde the rarest of pepe's.
Eventually after shitposting and memeing so much people realized their meme's might have the magical properties to actually change the physical world. It's been theorized that this is the work of a meme diety who is answering our shitposts named "kek".
>>78528714
Literally the only interesting thing to come out of this board.
>>78528714
No.
>>78544399
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>78547714
Anon, you're not going nearly deep enough
>>78528714
>all this meme magic
>someday future historians will study our archives and form a real cult around this
>tfw we've created a future secret society
>>78547714
just fucking google ancient egyptian god kek
he's literally god of chaos, every time a pepe is posted he gets stronger.
>>78547714
Voo doo is basically the same thing.
When you focus intent/attention and will into an object/symbol it will eventually manifest itself.
>>78529511
>>78529688
That's just the proof that Kek is a real god. How many gods have had 2 dubs in a row in thread praising them ?
>>78547714
Kek could be a form of the Law of Attraction theory.
Look it up.
>>78547581
Three frogs you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-RgYdC-n8
>>78546933
He is manifestion of our desires to have national, catholic and not degenerate societies. He is like Holy Spirit.
>>78542383
Although I like where you're going, the math doesn't work. I am a faithful follower and believe that Kek will follow as well, so hear me out.
>The expected number of doubles in a thread with 86 replies is 8.6 doubles.
If you're going sequentially.
>x00
>x11
>x22
>x33
>x44
>x55
>x66
>x77
But we do not go sequentially. The likelihood of dubs in a thread is spread among the number of threads that are active at the time. See?
Better example: only one thread could possibly hit >77777777. But which thread? If there were only ONE thread, then it would be that one of course. But since there are anywhere from 25 to 50 threads going at a time, the chances are even lower. How much lower? That depends on the number of threads. Working. . . .
May the light of Kek bless the dubs
>>78528714
No joke, we had not one but two Kek 666 gets last night, and then during the polling early this morning there were 2 constituencies that voted 66.6% leave.
I thought it was all a joke and enjoyed taking part, but now...im not so sure.
What if the collective belief / worship and shitposting of so many people has created an egregore?
>>78539111
Praise Kek, for he is of the night.
>>78548188
>>78537988
Screencapped for posterity!
>>78532036
>>78547935
Reminder that existence is a meme, and kek is lord of all
>>78528714
Meme magic will reign forever!
M
>>78546933
No Egyptian records mention slaves known as Hebrews. The first Egyptian reference to Israel (in Canaan) is the Merneptah Stela. It is very ancient, though later than would be expected for the exodus, but its brief reference does not corroborate Israelite presence in Egypt or their enslavement.
>>78529511
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>>78531333
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>>78544399
mfw its real. all of it.
>>78546933
No, Kek IS God ya filthy kike
>>78528714
Peace was never an option.
>>78528714
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>>78530630
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>>78531630
facebook /Church-of-Kek-1083161998422963/
>>78549170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0
Destos sul lhak! Kek be praised!
>>78548998
It's literally just diaspora Jews leaving Egypt because there was a series of natural disasters stemming from algal bloom.
Nile turning to blood is algal red tide, frogs leaving the Nile to escape the bloom, then dying so flies multiply on their corpses, locusts coming later because there were no frogs/fish around to eat their larvae spawning in the nile, boils and death are just plague.
>>78529511
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>>78548188
This happens in every Kek thread, it can't be a coincidence. What should I do in order to follow Kek, /pol/?
>>78548465
Follow up:
If there is one thread, then the chance of any given number appearing in that thread is 100%.
If there are two threads, then it is 50%.
Three threads, 30.
Ten threads, 10.
So if there are only 10 threads open, there is a 10% chance of ANY GIVEN NUMBER appearing in the thread.
So considering we go for dubs, and there is already a 10% chance of that happening regardless of the number of threads.
10% normally
10% if there are 10 threads
But we also have to add in the number of posters.
Working. . . .
>tl;dr the chances are much, much lower than what you'd expect
>>78549533
Jews confirmed for faking being slaves.
>>78532292
It has already been fortold
>>78531521
Never forget Klaus
>>78549306
ALL ACCORDING TO KEKAKU
>>78549170
I'm in. I'm actually in. I was lost but now I'm found. We are seeing literal miracles, daily, through Keks collective consciousness.
>>78528714
erase yourself from history by killing yourself jew
>>78549562
embrace the chaos and let KeK speak thru you and your memes
>>78549798
>>78549811
checked
If singles kek isn't real
>>78531521
Upset that the world will not be dominated by Islam, but dominated by Kek instead?
>>78550135
There's no science or finesse behind your spell, it is doomed to fizzle. It is as though you predicted the sun would shine brightly; you know next to nothing of your own reality, or what is "real"
>>78550135
If doubles he will smite you in your sleep for blasphemy and heresy
>>78531521
>>78533760
Who created this awesomeness?
>>78528714
>yfw kek is real
>>78546771
WE LOVE YOU KEK
If double digits kek doesn't exist
>>78550135
If singles you will die painfully this year.
>>78549562
Try to get some sick dubs or trips
>>78550135
if singles, you are a faggot
>>78550441
As it is said, so shall it be written!
KEK IS NOT THE TRUE MESSIAH
YOU ARE WORSHIPING THE FALSE GOD
>>78549985
I read that as "Jewish Genitalia"
>>78550626
>>78550135
You can't hope to comprehend Kek with a fedora-tier existence/nonexistence dichotomy, m8
OM KEK NAMAH
>>78528714
It's to late. mememagic has existed for longer than we realized. /sp/ was able to get a known 4channer to win 500k in Bigbrother.
>tfw /sp/ accidentally meme magic
>/pol/ harnesses it to shape the world for the worse
Somewhere Sam and Dean Winchester are hunting a frog Tulpa created by the autists at /pol/, and they'll never be able to defeat it.
KEK HAS CHECKED ME TODAY
>>78550766
checked, burger is right.
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>78549632
I somehow think we also need to figure in that our maximum is >99999999 but maybe not.
We DO need to figure in how many posters there are in a given thread.
The chances of seeing dubs ANYWHERE in say /sci/ must be lower than /pol/. Why? Because the place is dead and rarely has threads hit the limit, whereas /pol/ has them all of the time.
Come on there must be some mathfags in here. This I feel is basic fucking algebra.
>>78550861
"We've got him cornered!"
>>78550702
>christianity meme
Fuck off, Kek is a true God who's actually showed clear signs of his existence.
PRAISE KEK
>>78549562
Praise him and ask for doubles.
It's easy anon.
>25 dubs in one thread
>people still don't believe in kek unironically
>>78551000
>We DO need to figure in how many posters there are in a given thread.
lower right corner of the page. 128 different posters so far.
>>78551112
O N E O F F
N
E
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F
F
>>78550899
Checked
>>78551072
>implying Allah isn't the only god
Expected more from you Sweden
>>78551000
Check'd
>>78551000
has trips spoken? will the nonuplet post in /pol/ bring us god emperor trump?
>>78551377
Allah confirmed the true god by Kek
Bow down Europe, we are coming for you
>>78528714
>not comfortable
Are you triggered, nigga?
We are close to 30 trips in one thread and UK just left EU. Is this the coming of kek? Is Trump next?
>>78551263
Yes, but I mistyped. It's more the number of threads on the board, since each individually has the ability to produce a number.
100 users on /pol/
10 in /praise/ thread
100 users still have the ability to see dubs, and only 10 of them are in the /praise/ thread. So the total number of users at any given time will undoubtedly have an effect. Or it should.
If what we're following here is true, then (I think) the number of users in another thread has no effect.
>>78551377
Allah is just the muzzie word for god. So you basically said
>implying Kek isn't the only god
>>78551549
>>78551765
>users
dude
>>78528714
You'll wish you stood by our side, during the rebirth of our lord and savior, KEK.
>>78528714
I rubbed my wooden frog statue that I have on my computer desk and wished for Britain to leave the EU.
He granted my wish, that's twice I have wished for something fairly unlikely from that statue and KEK has responded both times.
Believe in him.
>>78551766
Checked
We are awaking an ancient egyptian God. He is helping us atm, but what after he grows stronger enough to walk by himself?
>>78529511
>>78529688
thank you almighty Kek
>>78551766
>66
Confirmed by our lord KEK. Thank you master.
>>78551766
Gotta hand it to you then
Kek truly is real
It's undeniably true that /pol/ will inherit the western world.
>>78542323
Blasphemy.
>>78552134
The dawn of a new age.
![so_true[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k2Qk58f.jpg "so_true[1].jpg")
I'm genuinely terrified of meme magic.
I thought it was shit posting and just a good laugh. But it's gone to far. We're crashing economies now, and maybe electing a madman to lead the strongest country on earth?
What is the next step in Kek's master plan?
>>78552277
>triple dubs.
>>78552134
Kek we'll return the favor, last night was only the beginning
