well /pol/...?
>>77766214
>take away the stick
>he walks up to a tree and breaks off a new one
>>77766214
I'd tell him to hit him back, I'm not raising no bitches
>>77766214
I BELIEVE IN A STICK FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD
>>77766214
No I would take away the kid
He'll just go and get another stick otherwise
>>77766214
>Take stick off him
>Punches kids instead
???
>Pulse
>>77766312
FPBP
You can't confiscate every fucking stick in the country, therefore OP is UNIMAGINABLY BTFO
There isn't an amendment to the constitution about sticks
>>77766214
>Not bashing his head in with a thrown rock
>>77766214
Take all the sticks away. Works well throughout history.
>>77766312
>walk over to him
>break his fingers
>>77766214
what a fucking cuck analogy. stupid bitch OP faggot.
>>77766214
I'm not a child and the government isn't my parent/teacher.
>>77766214
That's not taking the stick away, that's cutting down all the trees in the park.
What you do is you go over and you discipline your goddamn children.
>>77766214
In a tribal society (What our brains are optimized for) anyone who tried that would get fucked by everyone else- So yes giving everyone a stick is the best in smaller communities.
In large cities which are unnatural to us- I guess logic can be thrown out the window. Either way bad things are bound to happen.
reaaly makes you think
>>77766484
I think it's a valid historical question.
>>77766214
my dad told me if any kid ever hits me on the playground to punch them in the throat and they wouldn't do it again and he was right, so yes
>>77766214
I would let trees grow in the playground as kids have the right to breathe fresh air, and after the little nigglets start breaking makeshift spears of the trees and killing other children, I will sympathize with the niglets and send them to nice playgrounds in white schools so they can get away from the fighting.
t. Obongo
>>77766214
Only the gov should have sticks. And if you complain well tough shit.
kids play with sticks all the time. It's a thing kids do.
I put the asshole kid in time out or something.
If only there was a place where we could send violent people for a predetermined amount of time based on the severity of their offense.
>>77766521
Well put ameribro
>>77766214
You wait for another kid to throw a rock and you laugh.
Why are you presenting these two little bitch options?
>>77766214
Train the children to defend themselves instead of expecting mommy to take away the stick.
I was taught as a kid to report my bullies to the teachers and adults, it took me several years to understand that you have to stand up for yourself if you want them to stop bullying you.
>>77766214
STICK WAR!
If in a nunnery half the nuns were armed with tazers and half weren't and the half that weren't were getting raped by the priest would you take away the ones with tazers to make it fair? If you say yes then you have a home in the Democrat party.
>>77766214
hes gonna get an UNREGISTERED stick then.
>>77766214
>Not selling sticks to everyone
Do you even Jew?
>>77766214
It's funny because nobody, not even liberals, call for banning sticks, even though this happens.
It's almost like the stick, even though it can be used to hurt people, doesn't have an intrinsic "evil" quality. Most sticks aren't used to hurt anyone.
It really made me think. Unrestricted gun ownership is morally right.
>>77766689
Also,
>The left fully endorses deforestation.
>>77766214
Give every kid a stick. Say aim for the arms, legs and body, anyone caught aiming for the head will be drug by the hair on the back of their head and sat on the bench.
Let the little fuckers bruise each other up. It's part of growing up.
>>77766214
Just because you need to be treated like a child doesn't mean everyone does.
The left refers to the general populace as "kids". If that doesn't accurately define them, I don't know what will.
>>77766214
liberals incapable of distinguishing between immature children and mature adults...
>>77766214
Giving them all a stick would actually teach them a better lesson.
>>77766797
also:
who gave him license to it anyways?
>>77766214
BAN ASSAULT STICKS NOW!
>>77766214
>Take away their guns
>Like safe gun-free Mexico
>Peace and prosperity ensue
>underprivileged african american child pokes out my kid's eye with a stick
>BAN ASSAULT STICKS
>needing trees in 2016
>#notallkids
I hate these dumb pictures with obviously unrelated comparisons
1. criminals who shoot people DO get their guns taken away
2. where's the part about libs going around and taking literally every single stick that exists?
>>77766214
>>77766214
>libtards want to treat everyone like children
>>77766740
That made me think,
When a bully gets in a fight with another kid, and the kid fights back, usually they're both punished.
What if we actually 'praised' the kid being picked on for standing up for themselves. It'll enforce more of a:
>"I don't take no shit from no one"
mentality instead of a
>"well billy, you'll just have to take those punches until a teacher comes"
>>77766214
Why the fuck don't the other kids already have sticks? Is this literally the only stick in existence or are they too dumb to realise they can use sticks too? And who the fuck needs a stick when they could just get organised and gang him, there's only so many people he can hit before he's overwhelmed.
>>77766214
Give them all sticks. At least then they'll have some fun for the short meaningless joke of an existence they've all been forced into.
>>77766214
>gets chainsaw
>tree nearby
>smash it to all of m, to bring peace
>nobelprice get
>>77766214
>equating a mentally undeveloped child's abuse of power with tax-paying, law-abiding americans exercising their god-given 2nd amendment rights
W E W
>>77766214
>comparing a kid with a stick to an adult with a gun
>reasonable analogy
*sigh*
>>77767268
also afterwards, get to plant new trees,
and build a more democratic playground, with more diverse sanbox
>>77766214
>1 POST BY THIS ID
1 POST BY THIS ID
>1 POST BY THIS ID
>not shooting every kid hdolding a stick before they can hit everyone with it
>>77766214
Give them my stick if you kbiw what I mean.
>>77767162
Never going to happen, not by the school. I know how it is, they'll ignore the bully but when the bullied kid fights back then they punish them. This is because they don't are about the morals, they just don't want a fight to break out. Some kid being beat up and not resisting doesn't matter to them.
IMO it's up to the parents to encourage their kids to stand up for themselves.
>>77767118
>cropping out a trap hentai face and using it as a reaction image
Interesting anon
>>77767585
Know*
Fuck!
>>77766820
> forgets about the ice skates and the puck
A FU KING LEAF
>>77766214
Every kid with a stick sounds like a better idea.
Because the bullies would just use rocks.
>>77766214
So, the moral of the story is; ban trees.
>>77766214
okay the fucking problem with this logic is that there's adults around to keep the kids in line.
In the ADULT world, you are all just big kids with no adults around to keep things in check.
So in reality, there are no fucking adults to take the stick away from the kid. There's only a bunch of kids getting beaten with sticks until they either simply gang up on them or get sticks of their owns to defend themselves.
Fucking stupid shitheaded cunt liberals god damn it no sense of reality.
>>77766214
I'd take the kid away. Easier than taking everything fucking stick away.
>>77766214
Give them a kendo, hema, and fencing instructor
>>77766214
Tell my son to go become king of the playground.
>>77766214
I'd get rid of the nigger and leave the stick.
>>77767162
Schools especially in bad neighborhoods are run like prisons. This will never change. Nigs gonna nig.
At least they're learning relevant lessons for their futures.
>>77766214
If he was intentionally hurting the other kids, take the stick away, take the child away from the others and talk to his parents about his behavior.
I wouldn't remove every single tree from the playground or forbid any other kid from holding a stick though, kids like to play with sticks.
>one kid is hitting another kid with a stick
>would you take away the stick
>or would you deforest the entire planet?
>>77767426
Very tolerant, I love it!
>>77766214
I would send the kid to timeout, not outlaw sticks.
>>77766214
Actually comparing grown ass adults to little children.
Fucking liberals actually believe in a nanny state.
Because there is only one stick, taking away the stick solves the issue. However, I would tell the kid being beat with the stick to kick the other kid's ass. Kids fight, it's a part of growing up, I got into many fights growing up and while I only one a few, it still toughened me up.
If every kid had a stick to begin with, I would encourage the kids to carry sticks all the time.
>>77766214
What are you more afraid of, getting hit with a stick or shot with a gun?
Sticks aren't comparable to guns because they don't carry the same threat.
>>77766214
you take his stick away, and ask him who said he could hit others with the stick. you then talk to his parents about getting him some formal stick handling training
>>77766214
Give the other kid a stick and have them duel to the death.
Give all the kids sticks.
That way the bloodbath will be fair and square.
Unlike here where we are just rounded up like fucking cattle and put into OXXO freezers
>>77766214
give the other kids guns
vid related
>>77766214
Well, you have several options:
>take away the stick, he gets a new one
>explain to him why it's not nice to beat others with a stick, he ignores you because you're not his parent
>beat him with the stick, go to jail
>take away all sticks in the country... hahah good luck with that
So yeah, the best solution would be
>give everyone else a stick, preferably with bits of metal nailed to the end
>>77767824
And adults like to kill people. Situation relevance.
>>77766214
Stick fight, fuck yeah. That takes me back....
>>77768363
kek
>>77766214
>fucking adults are children
>>77766214
Does the school constitution say "a well defended child, being necessary to a proper education, the right to keep and bear sticks shall not be infringed"?
>>77766214
>Have a friend way up his own ass with ban guns.
>Knows I am a gun owner.
>Is always on my case about owning a gun.
Ya, and one day you will wish you had a gun.
>One day comes.
>Friend gets fucking stabbed.
>Whining about it like a bitch.
>OH GOD I COULD HAVE DIED!
Ya, real shame you dont own a gun huh?
>He gets pissed.
Ya, that gun stabbed the shit out of you too.
>Gets more pissed.
Whats worse it was just a dull ass kitchen knife that he shanked you with.
>Friend is losing his mind.
I could stab you with a steak knife basically.
His story dosent end.
>He then becomes save a life ben that knife lad.
>Tell him how fucking stupid he is.
>Im just a ignorant republican, oh well.
>He pisses off his lunatic colored hair SJW girlfriend.
>She stabs him in the fucking leg with a pen.
>OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH IT ALMOST HIT THE ARTERY!
Wew lad, you gonna start trying to ban writing utensils too?
>Goes ape shit, cant control his rage.
Wow careful now, id hate to have to shoot you legally with my legally owned fire arm and protect myself.
>He stops speaking to me, I am fine with this.
>Gets in a car wreck, crying about it on facebook.
>One post.
>Ban all assault cars.
If a person wants to harm you, they will, I know a guy who choked somebody out with the wire on his headphones.
You can kill somebody with a lego if you try hard enough, stick it in their throat and choke em?
>>77766214
I would most definitely give every kid a stick.
I fact I'd make it mandatory to have a stick in the first place.
Just one week of bruises, broken noses and black eyes, and there won't be a single child in that group who will so much as raise their voice at another.
They're going to HAVE to learn diplomacy and negotiation or they're going to lose out.
>>77766214
>Literally treating citizens as children
Thanks Zog.
>>77766214
Hit him with another stick.
>>77769629
Not to mention hundreds of homicides annually in the US are committed with bare hands.
>>77766214
> give everyone a stick
> everyone goes ham on each other
> an agreement is made amongst the children to stop hitting each other with sticks
> everyone can still have their sticks to play with and every time some one gets out of line with their stick all the kids start beating the perpetrator with their sticks
Holy shit they would learn so fast
We need to get on this
I'd teach him not to hit others with sticks.
>>77769629
Can you link me to those headphones? I want steel wired headphones too.
Shoot the kid like Zimzam did Trayvon
I'm not the boss, and the other kids don't need a stick to kick his ass. If they're all pissed then they can fix their own problems, which they will have to do when they grow up.
>>77766214
You're right, we should make sticks illegal!
Really makes you think!
>>77766214
No, I'd give every kid a gun
SHALL
Once again, liberals viewing the government as a parental figure, and themselves as impotent irresponsible children.
I think that's the thing I hate most about this socialist bullshit. How demeaning and infantizing it is. You people shouldn't even be engaging this metaphor. You should be laughing that liberals are such huge babies that they need the nanny state to change their diapers and make sure people share and play nice.
Meanwhile, the adults can just solve their own fucking problems.
>>77766901
To be fair, liberals are immature.
>>77766214
Faster to hit the kid with my stick than a risk wrestling for his.
>>77766214
You take away the kids stick, then you ban him from ever getting a stick again. The other kids are free to possess however many sticks of whatever size and type of wood they want, so long as they never hit anyone with it, unless it's in self defense. If you ban everyone from having sticks, then what is a kid supposed to do when someone illegally get's one and starts hitting other kids when adults aren't around to confiscate it?
>>77770379
This. Dont victim blame or tell the victim how not to get hit with sticks, tell the kid not to hit with sticks.
>>77767162
>2 replies by this ID
>>77766214
>take stick away (using presumably a strong or stronger weapon to do so)
>bully finds another way to keep harming others
vs.
>give everyone else sticks
>bully has to think twice about trying to hurt them, and if he does he will lose 1v100
hmmm, makes you think
>>77766214
>take his legally-acquired stick away
>he returns with illegally-acquired knife and stabs 20 infidel kids in the name of allah pbuh
What a good argument for cutting down every tree in the world and turning the planet into a padded cell.
>>77766214
Daily Reminder. Libertarianism is literally just the way the Koch brothers turn America into a third world shithole.
>>77766214
I was a kid too, I'd get a stick and hit the bully.
>>77772100
but that's the end result of gun control. UK is the perfect example for this, where kitchen knives, cricket bats and other every day items are considered dangerous "weapons".
>>77766214
>"...and carry a big stick"
>>77766214
>take stick away
>kid picks up a stick from a tree
>liberals expect us to cut down all the trees
The kid would end up throwing rocks. Let the other kids use sticks to defend themselves or let them be pussies, but let them have a choice
>>77772733
A sharpened stick could reasonably be called a weapon, the real ridiculous ones are butter knives and spoons. Also remember that most of these "weapons" are found stashed in train pipes and hidden away.
>>77773096
would we have to ban seeds too?
people can grow their own trees if we don't!
>>77766214
>vividly remember being beaten with sticks by older kids when i was a kindergartner
>playground teachers just stood there and laughed at me
>these assholes also want to take my guns
>>77768074
Got in one fight in catholic school, had no idea what to do so I put my fingers up in bull horns and made false jousts at the other kid while yelling "toro, toro" and giggling myself stupid, the whole thing just kinda broke up after that and I started getting confused
>>77766214
What do you do if the kid can find another stick very easily
Also I'm not a fucking kid, I'm a grown adult who can do as he pleases, fuck off nanny state
>>77766406
Best answer.
RULES OF NATURE
>>77773923
>What is life like in Mexico?
>>77766214
you heard it here first folks. gun grabbers really do feel like children and require supervision
>>77766214
A militia necessary to the security of the park, the right of kids to keep and swing sticks shall not be infringed
>>77766312
Nailed it perfectly fellow American.
Better to just beat that fucker up and call it a day.
