http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/video-shows-spectacular-footage-of-giant-spider-crabs-massing-in/
HAPPENING!! An army of thousands of Spider Crabs has been been spotted marching off the shores of Melbourne. What will the aussies do as the upcoming Crab Wars mounts??!!
>>77693823
>be australian
>eaten by a fucking crab
>>77693823
well fugg
>>77693823
Pssh. Compared to emus these things will be a walk in the park. We might even bring emu cavalry into this war.
Looks like the price of crab is about to go way down
>>77693823
I fear the crabs will ally themselves with emus. How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?
>>77693823
I live in the Territory and have heard the crab sirens all day.
They can take that shithole Melbourne for all i care
RIP Australia
>>77693823
>Whilst Australia is at war with carps there crab allies come with reinforcements
Will the Emus defend their aussie vassal state lads?
>>77693823
Start melting the butter.
>>77693823
Based Emus will save Australia.
>>77693823
those Aussies better be careful they have a long history of getting cucked by animals
They still have PTSD from the Emu War and now Crab War incoming
Crabs are cool and generally friendly, they will only hurt you if you try to hurt them first.
I like crabs
why are austrailians so retarded?
>>77693939
Emu cavalry might bring aussies into this war*
>>77693823
Seeing as though every woman in Melbourne already has crabs I'm assuming they'll just be assimilated into the community.
>>77694026
>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs
>bogun emus push out last of the humans
>just abbos crabs and emus left
Strewth
>>77693823
How will the spider crabs fair against the occupying Emu army?
>>77693823
I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!
Huge swarms of bats wreak destruction in Australian town
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/flying-foxes-batemans-bay-1.3599012
>>77694175
wew, never saw the gif before, looks painful
Enslave the crabs. Use them in our plot for worldwide shitposting.
>>77694228
Kek
>>77693823
First the emu wars, now this. It's time for Australia's sons to defend their country again.
For glory!
I, ARRAK-ATH-NARATH, HIGH SEER OF THE NEW EMU EMPIRE, USE THIS MEDIUM OF COMMUNICATION TO MAKE KNOWN OUR INTENTIONS.
THE CRAB-EMU FEDERATION IS HERE, AUSTRALIOIDS, WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM OUR LANDS BACK FROM YOU INVADERS.
OUR WINGS SHALL SOAR OVER YOUR CITIES, OUR BEAKS SHALL FEAST ON YOUR ROTTING CARCASSES, YOUR STREETS WILL DROWN IN CRUSTACEANS AND BLOOD.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT TODAY MARKS THE END OF AUSTRALIANKIND
>>77694228
>>77694228
Good banter m8
#NotAllCrabs
The crabs literally come to us to get fried and eaten and you think your country is great?
>>77693823
Not again!
I just finished my lotion to get rid of the last lot I contracted
STRANDING
>>77694296
For you
>>77693823
yeah lets have us some crab. fuck yeah spider crabs, lets eat goys.
>>77694175
Sleep tight crabber
>Europe overrun by kebabs
>USA overrun by beaners
>Aus overrun by crabs
There's a culinary joke here I swear to kek
>>77694287
Fuck, now they have air superiority.
>>77694010
>How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?
We'll tell the jew allies that the crab/emu axis is National Socialist.
>>77693823
Its the swarm we are all gonna get fugged
>>77693823
Lads, why is australia always the laughing stock of the animal kingdom?! Riddle me this
>>77694388
you fry them? that seems a little odd
>>77694214
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>77694266
>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs
Laughed so hard, it's true
>>77694595
>>77693823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pz2p0KVnJs&list=PL_nAxtxClgmxM_3o2cUx0y2i9NBMlfwoT
thread theme
>>77694010
surely our emu overlords would protect their own vassals
#refugeeswelcome
This is a new era for Australia as they shift to a crab based economy. With the excess of crab shells and meat they will be repurposed into clothes and electronics. From the low necked crabbity-crew t-shirts to the crabbity coinkers they play the song of Australia on.
>>77694552
That is the US Navy SWCC Special Warfare Combatanat-Craft Crewman.
>>77693823
THEY'RE HERE
AAGHHHHHHHHHH
TH-
A
THE
GET OF FMEE
GETT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77693823
That looks like a tasty way to die
I don't get it, australia has armies of giant birds and crabs, how are they not all fat as fuck ?
I'd be bbqing and cooking them all day
Fuck I'm hungry.
>>77694287
>batemans bay
They're honoring their shitposting traditions even when naming their towns.
>>77693823
Lol Australian women will finally get enriched by the BCC (Big Crab Cock).
Aussies will all be cucked
#notallcrabs
>>77694595
>be american
>get overrun by carbs
>>77694627
>he's never had fried crabs leg
You disappoint me China, normally you eat fucking anything that moves
>>77694788
checked and keked
>>77693823
>off the shores of Melbourne
oh no
stop the crabs before it's too late and they become faggots
>emu x carp x crab alliance
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN AUSTRALIA
>>77693823
How can Australian humans compete?
>>77694734
We are seizing the pincers of production.
Throwing off he mantle of oppressive flightless birds we are now the United Crustacean socialist republic of Austrlia
>>77693823
But we just declared a war on the fucking European Carp!
http://www.csiro.au/en/Research/BF/Areas/Managing-the-impacts-of-invasive-species/Biological-control/Biocontrol-of-carp
We can't fight on two fronts at once and contain the emus. Fuck this shit, lads. I'm out.
>>77693823
They're gonna march right into a cooking pot and into my tummeh
>>77694676
>rattlesnake.jpg
lel
>>77694847
At least we didn't lose to A FUCKING CRUSTACEAN
>>77694884
Lets round up the Emu royalty and pinch their ankles
>>77694757
They just want to shake your hand. And arms. And legs. And nose. And neck.
Stop being so racist.
>>77694959
>giant crabs destroy Melbourne, aka Tumblr Incarnate
Win win for us tbqhwymfaf
(((to be quite honest with you my fat American friend)))
>>77693823
They are doomed, the crabs severely outnumber Emus and even they couldnt be handled. With the Australian armed forced tied up in a losing battle against the crabs, the Emus will surely take advantage of the situation striking major cities, possibly even sacking Melbourne.
The Australians can only pray that their Emu overlords will be merciful, all is lost.
>>77694010
The Emu's air support literally fire bombs other animals.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2016/02/10/crafty-australian-birds-may-be-resorting-to-arson-to-smoke-out-their-prey/
>>77694847
>get overrun by carbs
>>77694959
aren't crayfishes and other crustacean destroying your rivers ?
also monkeys destroying your cities ?
The crabs are our allies.
We have acknowledged the crabs as the traditional owners of this land. They are on our national flag.
>>77693823
While the rest of the world has to deal with terrorism and complex political matters, Australia is about to be invaded by a bunch of crabs
Good to know I suppose
>>77693823
Oh sh-
>melbourne
no fucks given, hope both sides get firebombed into oblivion, the north can survive though
is no one going to post the vid of the crabs sacking that island?
>>77695034
Those 2 farmers have a great KDA and again
>melbourne
They can have it, would you complain if giant crabs and flightless birds sacked Commiefornia?
>>77694175
JUST FUCK MY CARAPACE UP SENPAI
>"We are really lucky that such an amazing thing happens near Melbourne."
Typical Melbournite excepting refugees with no regards to what effect it'll have on the current ecosystem
>>77693823
>Melbourne
I for one welcome our new crab overlords
>based crabs destroy melbourne
nothing of value was lost
>>77695122
you fool, you've made them think criminal island BELONGS to them
>>77694734
Here's how Australia's economy works
1. Chinks to do manual labor
2. Export raw materials to China using a chinese ship
3. Chinks makes product, possibly in an American factory for an American company
4. Chinks the ship it to Australia
5. American owned retailers sell product for +50% more than what it costs anywhere else
ISLAMIC SPIDER CRABS GONFIRMED
>>77695296
Uhh Crustacea of PEACE thank you very much.
watching this may provide you with a strategy.
>>77695094
If by monkeys you mean negros than yes, we lost to the great negroid invasion of our cities a while back
F
>>77694228
this banter is just beyond my understanding
>>77695390
>This snibs the snab
>>77693823
This big fucking crab and his wife's son bites you're girlfriend ass at the beach what would you do ?
>>77695360
ALLAH WILLS IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7efaivmilno
Australian land crabs
>>77695593
Put an elastic band over his snibs so he can no longer snab
>>77695509
It means the infestation is already apparent Abraham.
>>77693823
The Emus won't stand for this.
Australia is their rightful clay.
>>77695593
Get the fuck out of there before he snips me in the nads
>>77693823
based crabs declared war to kangaroos
kangaroos on suicide watch
>>77694175
This kills the crab: The GIF
>>77694175
That GIF was... Disturbing
>>77695952
Feels like watching gore
>>77693823
Oh lord. Its like the emu wars all over again.
>>77694757
now we know why ausfags off themselves frequently, the animal kingdom is teaming to cuck them time and time again
The only appropriate thing to do when there are to many crabs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44aNi4UgYAo
>>77693823
>be Australia
>get BTFO by the Emus
>get invaded by crabs
>get defeated by European Carps
>get invaded by Brazilian frogs
JUSTralia
>>77693823
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/video-shows-spectacular-footage-of-giant-spider-crabs-massing-in/
Dramatic background music clearly chosen with an audience of overgrown children in mind. They're just fucking crabs for fucksake.
Unless they were just trying to be funny, in which case it kind of worked.
>>77696648
This
>try to run away
>trip on an abo sleeping in the middle of the road
>fall onto poisonous grass and die
>>77694175
t. crab
>>77693823
GOODBYE STRAYA
>>77694687
underrated
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>77693823
>Melbourne
No fucks given. They'll probably give up their homes for the crabs and write twee songs about them.
>>77696888
How dare you call us manchildren
>>77694214
Italy is now the banter capital of the world
Australia is so fucking disgusting. How can anyone live in that shithole.
>>77697457
Crabs have more uses than Africans, Maximilian.
>>77696627
>tfw kid growing up in the in north QLD
I truly pity city cucks and all other countries
>>77697280
What's with Mexican posters and spongebob references, I don't get it
>>77693823
better stock up on butter there is a lot of eating to be done :)
>>77697568
Yeah mate, I used to go crabbing with my old man around Bowen when I was a young fella, fucken good times.
Australia is constantly under threat of invasion from animal forces, it seems.
Already getting reports from the front lines.
Hang in there straya...
At least aussies don't have to deal with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_king_crab
>>77693823
I fucking hate spiders
>>77697457
It's not our fault that crabs are haraam Achmed but I'm glad it keeps you away.
>Be Australian
>Taking a shit in the sand while watching out for stray abos sneaking over my fence to steal my trinkets
>Feel something itchy in my asshole
>Fucking snakes
>Toss shitsnake aside and go to fridge for today's first antivenom
>Hear rumbling
>whatsthatmate.avi
>Go outside
>Everything seems normal, shrug and start picking roasted skin off the ground while my second skin begins to bake in the afternoon sun
>Pick some wild wolf spiders off a nearby bush for a quick snack while I head to the beach
>Stuck in line at an emu checkpoint for hours
>reeemate.gif
>Finally get to the beach
>Rumbling is loud now
>Notice people are panicking
>Not a bbq in site
>Oh fuck mate
>Hordes of crabs emerge from the shallows
>Sharks rising on the backs of flowing waves of crabs
>Try to run
>Can't run
>Australians are strongest in water, on land we're like beached wales
>Fuck mate
>As the horde descends on me, I watch as barbie's lie shrimpless as our lands our pillaged
>Our homes
>Our sand
>Fucking crabs
>I wish I was at home being beaten by my kangaroo wife
>>77698137
Bigot.
>>77693823
EMU-SPIDERCRAB-AUSTRALIAN WAR, COMING SOON
It is not the crabs I'd be worried about if I was Australian, it is the koalas. Just look at these fucking cunts. I bet one of the reasons why Australia lost the Emu War is because the koalas were working as a fifth column in league with the Emus. Koala genocide when?
>Melbourne
All they have to do is say they're Muslims and the cunts will be let in and given a free house desu
>>77693823
>be australian
>declare war on fish
>declare war on crab
Holy fuck please continue entertaining me like this.
![ww2-map1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cFPkTgJ.jpg "ww2-map1[1].jpg")
The offensive has begun.
>>77698340
Still better than Pakis.
>>77696627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wynx1ukwdVA
free food?
>>77698340
>be English
>taking a shit on the designated shitting street as is British custom
>feel something itchy in my asshole
>just last nights curry
>toss aborted fetus aside for the pigs to eat and go to mosque for mandatory enrichment prayers
>hear rumbling
>see a white person
>I thought we outlawed them under sharia
>his privilege rumbles the streets and his woman is uncovered
>haram.mkv
>Pajeet the local bobby and the most British man on the street stands up to him by ranting about how Islamophobic he is
>white person seems unshaken and just wants to go about his business
>dares to say that he doesn't follow sharia
>fucking white people
>I wish I was at home playing cricket
>>77693823
Rather get cucked by flightless birds, carp fish and crabs, than by actual niggers and muslims tbqh.
So??
>>77698549
>be german
>declare war on everyone
Holy fuck please continue entertaining me like this.
>>77698876
war is islamophobic they don't do that any more please remember not to doubt the 6 million or you will go to prison
>>77698340
Holy shit is that copy pasta? Because if it isnt you deserve a million blowjobs
i kek'd out loud
>>77694010
Perhaps they'll send in the Crocodile Guard first.
If the crocs are somehow defeated, they'll have to resort to guerrilla tactics. While they may be cute and cuddly, koalas can be deadly if they can get the drop on something.
>>77693823
First, emus. Now, crabs! What's next?
>>77695593
cook them an eat him an his wife's son with a bit of lemon
>>77693823
Now all they need is a water spout to start an Aussie Crabnado.
The scariest part is they always come with sequels so even if you survive the first one, you know number 2 or 3 will soon be at a TV station near you.
>>77693823
>>77698831
Remember that time you ignored a Sandnigger agitator for years untill he shot up a cafe?
Kinda hurts your "No shootings and no terrorist muslims here" thing...
>>77693888
All I see is a crab gay pile. Perhaps an underwater conspiracy to change the future?
Nice trips lad btw
>>77693823
>form crab army
>attack Australia
well, good luck with that
>>77698343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4u6SEZlbPs
Fucking knew those emus were planning something when I saw them at the beach the other day
>Sneaky Cunts
>>77699197
Yeah what like 2 people died cunt.
>9/11
>orlando fag massacre
Go suck you're wife's son off m8
>>77694687
kek
>>77693823
>>77693823
According to reports, the crabs have already taken a few beaches just a few miles away from Melbourne city. There's also more reports that fish markets have already been raided.
>fish markets are concentration camps for the crabs
You're all fucked down there, boys. God speed.
>>77698950
No copypasta, but thankfully >>77698606 and >>77698793 are up for the bants
>>77695390
>>77700000
>I will never get a get like this
>>77693823
CRABBED
>>77700000
ID: VP9O1KEK
LITERALLY WHAT??
>>77700000
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>77700000
>those digits
>that KEK ID
Holy fucking shit. I've witnessed something spectacular.
>>77700000
kek
>>77700000
>get
>KEK
>Habbening thread
pottery
I'd like to thank the jews for making this all possible
>>77694228
top kek
>>77700000
CHRIST that id
>>77700000
KEK SPEAKS
>>77694847
>>77700000
PRAISE KEK
>>77700000
HAIL KEK
THE CRABS ARE HIS DIVINE RETRIBUTION ON MELBOURNE FOR BEING A CITY OF C UCKOLDS
PRAISE BE
>>77700000
>>77700000
>my id will never be kewl
>>77700000
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>77700000
Now THAT is some serious meme magic
>>77700000
Kek replied to me!
>>77700000
PRAISE HIM
>>77700000
KEK IS WITH US!
>>77700000
Give me one good reason to move to Straya.
The place is infested with Lovecraftian nightmares.
>>77700000
HE IS REAL
HOLY SHIT
>>77799999
>>77700000
>spurdo
>repeating digits
>KEK
We are blessed by his might. Australians are punished by his power because they fallen in depravity and practice cuckoldry.
>>77700000
witness. Praise KEK
>>77700000
The great lord shows his undeniable power.
Praise KEK
>>77693888
fpbp
>>77700000
>ID
someone cap it?
>>77693823
A
FUCKING
CRAB
ARMY
>>77700000
dat ID
>>77700766
You shouldn't sir as we are filled to capacity :^) I've heard our friendly neighbours across the ditch known as New Zealand are very accommodating though.
>>77700000
>>77700000
Holy shiet
>>77694214
They owe us a debt. And emu can't suck another emus dick if you understand my meaning.
>>77700000
Wew
>>77700000
kek wills it
>>77700000
>KEK
Wat
>>77694175
t. Quorub Hullsunder
>>77693823
AUSTRALIA UNDER SIEGE
I REPEAT
AUSTRALIA UNDER SIEGE
MAN YOUR POSTS MEN
>>77700000
awww shit nigga
>>77700000
Include me in the screenacap
>>77700000
>ID KEK
ebin bread
>>77700766
abbos have a rich cultural history
Please notice me Kek
>>77694010
Dear god imagine if the crabs-stingrays-emus-drop bears all bred?
Might look like Debbie Wasserman Schultz but with claws and a stinger
>>77700000
FUARRRRRRRRK
Fuck off, we're full
>>77700834
Both infested with every possible mix of disgusting insectoids and Majin Buus. No thanks.
>>77700000
>>77700000
>>77700000
HAIL KEK
>>77694847
noice
>>77701144
RARE
A
R
E
>>77701104
Blessed is Kek's prophet deliver me from chinks and leftists
>>77701144
>isle of man
Sounds kinda gay.
>>77700000
>those digits
>that ID
GET READY FOR SUPREME KEK
>>77777777
Beware of false prophets lads
>>77700000
Wat is happening
>>77700000
Put me in the cap too reddit
>>77699999
>>77700000
>Mfw I see that ID
>>77700901
>Be crab
>Code and run an image board
>Actually just copy it off someone else but who cares right?
>Develop a thriving community based around discussion of crab cartoons.
>It gets more attention
>Australians manage to connect to the deep ocean servers and begin posting
>Australians shitpost
>"I fucking hate Australians so much! They are ruining this site"
>Australians continue to shitpost
>Crab makes containmnent boards within the site to keep the Australians from promoting racial separation amount crab species.
>Containment boards become the most popular boards for Australians and crabs alike
>Crab sells the site to a gook after the Australians derail the site completely
>Gook tracks their IPs and eats the crabs
Justice has caught up to us lads. We deserve to burn. Go peacefully through the final dawn unto judgment.
>>77700000
Witnessed.
>lose war against emus
>spider crabs invading australia
>they'll lose against them too
lmaoooo
>>77701266
Would that make me gay?
>>77700000
I created snibeti snab mene on Ylilauta, ask me anything.
>>77700000
KEK WILLS IT
>>77701446
Could be worse, at least our invaders are less violent than yours.
>>77700000
>ID
>Checkum
PRAISE! FUCKING PRAISE!
You're fucked Australia, a Japanese girl once told me how spooky these things are.
>>77700000
Today was a good day.
>>77701477
That depends, are there any women up your isle?
>>77700000
>VP9O1
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
SOMEONE GET OUR BEST DECODERS INTO THIS, IT'S A MESSAGE FROM KEK HIMSELF.
>>77693823
Creatures around the planet are either hungry or dying. What's going on, really...
>>77701597
>>77700000
WHAT THE FUCK
I just witnessed a miracle
>>77700000
not bad
>>77701446
>Be Sweden
>Lose war against refugees
>>77701674
>VP
Vape obviusly
>901
Someone miss dialed 911 to report a vape incident on a train.
>>77701668
Yes...
But they all try to act like men
>>77700000
VAPO KEK
>>77701674
Virgin prophet code named 9O1
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
TASTE LIKE CRAB
TALK LIKE PEOPLE
>>77701530
was there any sort of inspiration for it? it's one of my all time favorites solely because of how silly it is.
>>77700000
>ONE
>KEK
>>77700000
Anon, even if you die today
you have fulfilled your purpose in life
>>77700000
oh fug that id and get
BREAKING NEWS: The food is coming to us.
>>77700000
>>77700000
>ID
>pic related
>digits
>>77693939
>implying they haven't struck a deal
>implying the crab army won't ride into battle on emus
