http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/video-shows-spectacular-footage-of-giant-spider-crabs-massing-in/
HAPPENING!! An army of thousands of Spider Crabs has been been spotted marching off the shores of Melbourne. What will the aussies do as the upcoming Crab Wars mounts??!!
>>77693823
>be australian
>eaten by a fucking crab
>>77693823
well fugg
>>77693823
Pssh. Compared to emus these things will be a walk in the park. We might even bring emu cavalry into this war.
Looks like the price of crab is about to go way down
>>77693823
I fear the crabs will ally themselves with emus. How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?
>>77693823
I live in the Territory and have heard the crab sirens all day.
They can take that shithole Melbourne for all i care
RIP Australia
>>77693823
>Whilst Australia is at war with carps there crab allies come with reinforcements
Will the Emus defend their aussie vassal state lads?
>>77693823
Start melting the butter.
>>77693823
Based Emus will save Australia.
>>77693823
those Aussies better be careful they have a long history of getting cucked by animals
They still have PTSD from the Emu War and now Crab War incoming
Crabs are cool and generally friendly, they will only hurt you if you try to hurt them first.
I like crabs
why are austrailians so retarded?
>>77693939
Emu cavalry might bring aussies into this war*
>>77693823
Seeing as though every woman in Melbourne already has crabs I'm assuming they'll just be assimilated into the community.
>>77694026
>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs
>bogun emus push out last of the humans
>just abbos crabs and emus left
Strewth
>>77693823
How will the spider crabs fair against the occupying Emu army?
>>77693823
I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!
Huge swarms of bats wreak destruction in Australian town
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/flying-foxes-batemans-bay-1.3599012
>>77694175
wew, never saw the gif before, looks painful
Enslave the crabs. Use them in our plot for worldwide shitposting.
>>77694228
Kek
>>77693823
First the emu wars, now this. It's time for Australia's sons to defend their country again.
For glory!
I, ARRAK-ATH-NARATH, HIGH SEER OF THE NEW EMU EMPIRE, USE THIS MEDIUM OF COMMUNICATION TO MAKE KNOWN OUR INTENTIONS.
THE CRAB-EMU FEDERATION IS HERE, AUSTRALIOIDS, WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM OUR LANDS BACK FROM YOU INVADERS.
OUR WINGS SHALL SOAR OVER YOUR CITIES, OUR BEAKS SHALL FEAST ON YOUR ROTTING CARCASSES, YOUR STREETS WILL DROWN IN CRUSTACEANS AND BLOOD.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT TODAY MARKS THE END OF AUSTRALIANKIND
>>77694228
Good banter m8
#NotAllCrabs
The crabs literally come to us to get fried and eaten and you think your country is great?
>>77693823
Not again!
I just finished my lotion to get rid of the last lot I contracted
STRANDING
>>77694296
For you
>>77693823
yeah lets have us some crab. fuck yeah spider crabs, lets eat goys.
>>77694175
Sleep tight crabber
>Europe overrun by kebabs
>USA overrun by beaners
>Aus overrun by crabs
There's a culinary joke here I swear to kek
>>77694287
Fuck, now they have air superiority.
>>77694010
>How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?
We'll tell the jew allies that the crab/emu axis is National Socialist.
>>77693823
Its the swarm we are all gonna get fugged
>>77693823
Lads, why is australia always the laughing stock of the animal kingdom?! Riddle me this
>>77694388
you fry them? that seems a little odd
>>77694214
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>77694266
>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs
Laughed so hard, it's true
>>77693823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pz2p0KVnJs&list=PL_nAxtxClgmxM_3o2cUx0y2i9NBMlfwoT
thread theme
>>77694010
surely our emu overlords would protect their own vassals
#refugeeswelcome
This is a new era for Australia as they shift to a crab based economy. With the excess of crab shells and meat they will be repurposed into clothes and electronics. From the low necked crabbity-crew t-shirts to the crabbity coinkers they play the song of Australia on.
>>77694552
That is the US Navy SWCC Special Warfare Combatanat-Craft Crewman.
>>77693823
THEY'RE HERE
AAGHHHHHHHHHH
TH-
A
THE
GET OF FMEE
GETT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77693823
That looks like a tasty way to die
I don't get it, australia has armies of giant birds and crabs, how are they not all fat as fuck ?
I'd be bbqing and cooking them all day
Fuck I'm hungry.
>>77694287
>batemans bay
They're honoring their shitposting traditions even when naming their towns.
>>77693823
Lol Australian women will finally get enriched by the BCC (Big Crab Cock).
Aussies will all be cucked
#notallcrabs
>>77694595
>be american
>get overrun by carbs
>>77694627
>he's never had fried crabs leg
You disappoint me China, normally you eat fucking anything that moves
>>77694788
checked and keked
>>77693823
>off the shores of Melbourne
oh no
stop the crabs before it's too late and they become faggots
>emu x carp x crab alliance
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN AUSTRALIA
>>77693823
How can Australian humans compete?
>>77694734
We are seizing the pincers of production.
Throwing off he mantle of oppressive flightless birds we are now the United Crustacean socialist republic of Austrlia
>>77693823
But we just declared a war on the fucking European Carp!
http://www.csiro.au/en/Research/BF/Areas/Managing-the-impacts-of-invasive-species/Biological-control/Biocontrol-of-carp
We can't fight on two fronts at once and contain the emus. Fuck this shit, lads. I'm out.
>>77693823
They're gonna march right into a cooking pot and into my tummeh
>>77694676
>rattlesnake.jpg
lel
>>77694847
At least we didn't lose to A FUCKING CRUSTACEAN
>>77694884
Lets round up the Emu royalty and pinch their ankles
>>77694757
They just want to shake your hand. And arms. And legs. And nose. And neck.
Stop being so racist.
>>77694959
>giant crabs destroy Melbourne, aka Tumblr Incarnate
Win win for us tbqhwymfaf
(((to be quite honest with you my fat American friend)))
>>77693823
They are doomed, the crabs severely outnumber Emus and even they couldnt be handled. With the Australian armed forced tied up in a losing battle against the crabs, the Emus will surely take advantage of the situation striking major cities, possibly even sacking Melbourne.
The Australians can only pray that their Emu overlords will be merciful, all is lost.
>>77694010
The Emu's air support literally fire bombs other animals.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2016/02/10/crafty-australian-birds-may-be-resorting-to-arson-to-smoke-out-their-prey/
>>77694847
>get overrun by carbs
>>77694959
aren't crayfishes and other crustacean destroying your rivers ?
also monkeys destroying your cities ?
The crabs are our allies.
We have acknowledged the crabs as the traditional owners of this land. They are on our national flag.
>>77693823
While the rest of the world has to deal with terrorism and complex political matters, Australia is about to be invaded by a bunch of crabs
Good to know I suppose
>>77693823
Oh sh-
>melbourne
no fucks given, hope both sides get firebombed into oblivion, the north can survive though
is no one going to post the vid of the crabs sacking that island?
>>77695034
Those 2 farmers have a great KDA and again
>melbourne
They can have it, would you complain if giant crabs and flightless birds sacked Commiefornia?
>>77694175
JUST FUCK MY CARAPACE UP SENPAI
>"We are really lucky that such an amazing thing happens near Melbourne."
Typical Melbournite excepting refugees with no regards to what effect it'll have on the current ecosystem
>>77693823
>Melbourne
I for one welcome our new crab overlords
>based crabs destroy melbourne
nothing of value was lost
>>77695122
you fool, you've made them think criminal island BELONGS to them
>>77694734
Here's how Australia's economy works
1. Chinks to do manual labor
2. Export raw materials to China using a chinese ship
3. Chinks makes product, possibly in an American factory for an American company
4. Chinks the ship it to Australia
5. American owned retailers sell product for +50% more than what it costs anywhere else
ISLAMIC SPIDER CRABS GONFIRMED
>>77695296
Uhh Crustacea of PEACE thank you very much.
watching this may provide you with a strategy.
>>77695094
If by monkeys you mean negros than yes, we lost to the great negroid invasion of our cities a while back
>>77694228
this banter is just beyond my understanding
>>77695390
>This snibs the snab
>>77693823
This big fucking crab and his wife's son bites you're girlfriend ass at the beach what would you do ?
>>77695360
ALLAH WILLS IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7efaivmilno
Australian land crabs
>>77695593
Put an elastic band over his snibs so he can no longer snab
>>77695509
It means the infestation is already apparent Abraham.
>>77693823
The Emus won't stand for this.
Australia is their rightful clay.
>>77695593
Get the fuck out of there before he snips me in the nads
>>77693823
based crabs declared war to kangaroos
kangaroos on suicide watch
>>77694175
This kills the crab: The GIF
>>77694175
That GIF was... Disturbing
>>77695952
Feels like watching gore
>>77693823
Oh lord. Its like the emu wars all over again.
now we know why ausfags off themselves frequently, the animal kingdom is teaming to cuck them time and time again
The only appropriate thing to do when there are to many crabs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44aNi4UgYAo
>>77693823
>be Australia
>get BTFO by the Emus
>get invaded by crabs
>get defeated by European Carps
>get invaded by Brazilian frogs
JUSTralia
>>77693823
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/video-shows-spectacular-footage-of-giant-spider-crabs-massing-in/
Dramatic background music clearly chosen with an audience of overgrown children in mind. They're just fucking crabs for fucksake.
Unless they were just trying to be funny, in which case it kind of worked.
>>77696648
This
>try to run away
>trip on an abo sleeping in the middle of the road
>fall onto poisonous grass and die
>>77694175
t. crab
>>77693823
GOODBYE STRAYA
>>77694687
underrated
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>77693823
>Melbourne
No fucks given. They'll probably give up their homes for the crabs and write twee songs about them.
>>77696888
How dare you call us manchildren
>>77694214
Italy is now the banter capital of the world
Australia is so fucking disgusting. How can anyone live in that shithole.
>>77697457
Crabs have more uses than Africans, Maximilian.
>>77696627
>tfw kid growing up in the in north QLD
I truly pity city cucks and all other countries
>>77697280
What's with Mexican posters and spongebob references, I don't get it
>>77693823
better stock up on butter there is a lot of eating to be done :)
>>77697568
Yeah mate, I used to go crabbing with my old man around Bowen when I was a young fella, fucken good times.
Australia is constantly under threat of invasion from animal forces, it seems.
Already getting reports from the front lines.
Hang in there straya...
At least aussies don't have to deal with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_king_crab
>>77693823
I fucking hate spiders
>>77697457
It's not our fault that crabs are haraam Achmed but I'm glad it keeps you away.
>Be Australian
>Taking a shit in the sand while watching out for stray abos sneaking over my fence to steal my trinkets
>Feel something itchy in my asshole
>Fucking snakes
>Toss shitsnake aside and go to fridge for today's first antivenom
>Hear rumbling
>whatsthatmate.avi
>Go outside
>Everything seems normal, shrug and start picking roasted skin off the ground while my second skin begins to bake in the afternoon sun
>Pick some wild wolf spiders off a nearby bush for a quick snack while I head to the beach
>Stuck in line at an emu checkpoint for hours
>reeemate.gif
>Finally get to the beach
>Rumbling is loud now
>Notice people are panicking
>Not a bbq in site
>Oh fuck mate
>Hordes of crabs emerge from the shallows
>Sharks rising on the backs of flowing waves of crabs
>Try to run
>Can't run
>Australians are strongest in water, on land we're like beached wales
>Fuck mate
>As the horde descends on me, I watch as barbie's lie shrimpless as our lands our pillaged
>Our homes
>Our sand
>Fucking crabs
>I wish I was at home being beaten by my kangaroo wife
>>77698137
Bigot.
>>77693823
EMU-SPIDERCRAB-AUSTRALIAN WAR, COMING SOON
It is not the crabs I'd be worried about if I was Australian, it is the koalas. Just look at these fucking cunts. I bet one of the reasons why Australia lost the Emu War is because the koalas were working as a fifth column in league with the Emus. Koala genocide when?
>Melbourne
All they have to do is say they're Muslims and the cunts will be let in and given a free house desu
>>77693823
>be australian
>declare war on fish
>declare war on crab
Holy fuck please continue entertaining me like this.
The offensive has begun.
>>77698340
Still better than Pakis.
>>77696627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wynx1ukwdVA
free food?
>>77698340
>be English
>taking a shit on the designated shitting street as is British custom
>feel something itchy in my asshole
>just last nights curry
>toss aborted fetus aside for the pigs to eat and go to mosque for mandatory enrichment prayers
>hear rumbling
>see a white person
>I thought we outlawed them under sharia
>his privilege rumbles the streets and his woman is uncovered
>haram.mkv
>Pajeet the local bobby and the most British man on the street stands up to him by ranting about how Islamophobic he is
>white person seems unshaken and just wants to go about his business
>dares to say that he doesn't follow sharia
>fucking white people
>I wish I was at home playing cricket
>>77693823
Rather get cucked by flightless birds, carp fish and crabs, than by actual niggers and muslims tbqh.
So??
>>77698549
>be german
>declare war on everyone
Holy fuck please continue entertaining me like this.
>>77698876
war is islamophobic they don't do that any more please remember not to doubt the 6 million or you will go to prison
>>77698340
Holy shit is that copy pasta? Because if it isnt you deserve a million blowjobs
i kek'd out loud
>>77694010
Perhaps they'll send in the Crocodile Guard first.
If the crocs are somehow defeated, they'll have to resort to guerrilla tactics. While they may be cute and cuddly, koalas can be deadly if they can get the drop on something.
>>77693823
First, emus. Now, crabs! What's next?
>>77695593
cook them an eat him an his wife's son with a bit of lemon
>>77693823
Now all they need is a water spout to start an Aussie Crabnado.
The scariest part is they always come with sequels so even if you survive the first one, you know number 2 or 3 will soon be at a TV station near you.
>>77698831
Remember that time you ignored a Sandnigger agitator for years untill he shot up a cafe?
Kinda hurts your "No shootings and no terrorist muslims here" thing...
>>77693888
All I see is a crab gay pile. Perhaps an underwater conspiracy to change the future?
Nice trips lad btw
>>77693823
>form crab army
>attack Australia
well, good luck with that
>>77698343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4u6SEZlbPs
Fucking knew those emus were planning something when I saw them at the beach the other day
>Sneaky Cunts
>>77699197
Yeah what like 2 people died cunt.
>9/11
>orlando fag massacre
Go suck you're wife's son off m8
>>77694687
kek
>>77693823
>>77693823
According to reports, the crabs have already taken a few beaches just a few miles away from Melbourne city. There's also more reports that fish markets have already been raided.
>fish markets are concentration camps for the crabs
You're all fucked down there, boys. God speed.
>>77698950
No copypasta, but thankfully >>77698606 and >>77698793 are up for the bants
>>77700000
>I will never get a get like this
>>77693823
CRABBED
>>77700000
ID: VP9O1KEK
LITERALLY WHAT??
>>77700000
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>77700000
>those digits
>that KEK ID
Holy fucking shit. I've witnessed something spectacular.
>>77700000
kek
>>77700000
>get
>KEK
>Habbening thread
pottery
I'd like to thank the jews for making this all possible
>>77694228
top kek
>>77700000
CHRIST that id
>>77700000
KEK SPEAKS
>>77700000
PRAISE KEK
>>77700000
HAIL KEK
THE CRABS ARE HIS DIVINE RETRIBUTION ON MELBOURNE FOR BEING A CITY OF C UCKOLDS
PRAISE BE
>>77700000
>my id will never be kewl
>>77700000
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>77700000
Now THAT is some serious meme magic
>>77700000
Kek replied to me!
>>77700000
PRAISE HIM
>>77700000
KEK IS WITH US!
Give me one good reason to move to Straya.
The place is infested with Lovecraftian nightmares.
>>77700000
HE IS REAL
HOLY SHIT
>>77799999
>>77700000
>spurdo
>repeating digits
>KEK
We are blessed by his might. Australians are punished by his power because they fallen in depravity and practice cuckoldry.
>>77700000
witness. Praise KEK
>>77700000
The great lord shows his undeniable power.
Praise KEK
>>77693888
fpbp
>>77700000
>ID
someone cap it?
>>77693823
A
FUCKING
CRAB
ARMY
>>77700000
dat ID
>>77700766
You shouldn't sir as we are filled to capacity :^) I've heard our friendly neighbours across the ditch known as New Zealand are very accommodating though.
>>77700000
Holy shiet
>>77694214
They owe us a debt. And emu can't suck another emus dick if you understand my meaning.
>>77700000
kek wills it
>>77700000
>KEK
Wat
>>77694175
t. Quorub Hullsunder
>>77693823
AUSTRALIA UNDER SIEGE
I REPEAT
AUSTRALIA UNDER SIEGE
MAN YOUR POSTS MEN
>>77700000
awww shit nigga
>>77700000
Include me in the screenacap
>>77700000
>ID KEK
ebin bread
>>77700766
abbos have a rich cultural history
Please notice me Kek
>>77694010
Dear god imagine if the crabs-stingrays-emus-drop bears all bred?
Might look like Debbie Wasserman Schultz but with claws and a stinger
>>77700000
FUARRRRRRRRK
Fuck off, we're full
>>77700834
Both infested with every possible mix of disgusting insectoids and Majin Buus. No thanks.
>>77700000
HAIL KEK
>>77694847
noice
>>77701144
RARE
A
R
E
>>77701104
Blessed is Kek's prophet deliver me from chinks and leftists
>>77701144
>isle of man
Sounds kinda gay.
>>77700000
>those digits
>that ID
GET READY FOR SUPREME KEK
>>77777777
Beware of false prophets lads
>>77700000
Wat is happening
>>77700000
Put me in the cap too reddit
>>77699999
>>77700000
>Mfw I see that ID
>>77700901
>Be crab
>Code and run an image board
>Actually just copy it off someone else but who cares right?
>Develop a thriving community based around discussion of crab cartoons.
>It gets more attention
>Australians manage to connect to the deep ocean servers and begin posting
>Australians shitpost
>"I fucking hate Australians so much! They are ruining this site"
>Australians continue to shitpost
>Crab makes containmnent boards within the site to keep the Australians from promoting racial separation amount crab species.
>Containment boards become the most popular boards for Australians and crabs alike
>Crab sells the site to a gook after the Australians derail the site completely
>Gook tracks their IPs and eats the crabs
Justice has caught up to us lads. We deserve to burn. Go peacefully through the final dawn unto judgment.
>>77700000
Witnessed.
>lose war against emus
>spider crabs invading australia
>they'll lose against them too
lmaoooo
>>77701266
Would that make me gay?
>>77700000
I created snibeti snab mene on Ylilauta, ask me anything.
>>77700000
KEK WILLS IT
>>77701446
Could be worse, at least our invaders are less violent than yours.
>>77700000
>ID
>Checkum
PRAISE! FUCKING PRAISE!
You're fucked Australia, a Japanese girl once told me how spooky these things are.
>>77700000
Today was a good day.
>>77701477
That depends, are there any women up your isle?
>>77700000
>VP9O1
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
SOMEONE GET OUR BEST DECODERS INTO THIS, IT'S A MESSAGE FROM KEK HIMSELF.
>>77693823
Creatures around the planet are either hungry or dying. What's going on, really...
>>77700000
WHAT THE FUCK
I just witnessed a miracle
>>77700000
not bad
>>77701446
>Be Sweden
>Lose war against refugees
>>77701674
>VP
Vape obviusly
>901
Someone miss dialed 911 to report a vape incident on a train.
>>77701668
Yes...
But they all try to act like men
>>77700000
VAPO KEK
>>77701674
Virgin prophet code named 9O1
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE
TASTE LIKE CRAB
TALK LIKE PEOPLE
>>77701530
was there any sort of inspiration for it? it's one of my all time favorites solely because of how silly it is.
>>77700000
>ONE
>KEK
>>77700000
Anon, even if you die today
you have fulfilled your purpose in life
>>77700000
oh fug that id and get
BREAKING NEWS: The food is coming to us.
>>77700000
>ID
>pic related
>digits
>>77693939
>implying they haven't struck a deal
>implying the crab army won't ride into battle on emus
>>77700000
i.. i was there to witness
>>77700000
Praise kek destroy melbourne with crab army pls.
>>77701674
NO SERIOUSLY
TYPE 901 INTO A GEMATRIA CONVERTER
SOME SEMI RELEVANT RESULTS
SAME WITH VP, SECOND RESULT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD>>77700000
>>77700000
>>77700000
>>77700000
>>77700000
>>77700000
KEK BE UPON US
>>77702015
>>77701407
As I have said, no fate is too horrible for us.
Army has been called into help sandbag coastal properties.
Top kek fucking invaded by crabs.
>>77700000
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK
When is someone gonna make an RTS game of Australia. The Animalia kingdom Vs. Homo Terra Australis
>>77702180
KEK WILLS IT
he is going to purge melbourne just you watch, when they're finished there they march straight to use to be served as dinner
>>77702200
>abbos are neutral creatures that give resources when killed or ran over
>>77702117
>video games
>anonymous
>Christ trump
>CHRIST TRUMP
HOLY FUCK
>>77700000
>>77777777
Will be today
>>77702282
>they steal petroleum resources
>>77700000
>>77700941
Here you go lad.
>>77701830
There was a spurdo comic of fishing ebin menes with a small crab in the background that has been around for quite some time before that.
We cropped out the crab and spammed it on Ylilauta. Then I drew the better version of it and we spammed it on krautchan /int/ until we got banned.
>>77702294
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
FUCKING YEEEEESSSS
I also went ahead and converted "00000" into Hebrew Gematria, got another number, which I then converted to English Gematria
>Denver
>Hot Gay Nude Beech
Is there a hot gay nude beech in Denver that is about to be shot up?
GET /X/ IN HERE
>>77698512
That's not even their wetwork team. It's amazing the bloaks that fought dem big birds didn't wake up poisoned in their sleep.
>>77702391
>can be lured with alchohol.
>>77700000
nice
>>77702413
Made me chuckle
>>77702117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PRAISE KEK
>>77700000
Fuck everything else. PRAISE KEK!!
>>77702117
im so glad I've lived to see this
>>77700000
It's beautiful!
>>77696627
Citycucks truly will never understand country living.
>>77700000
GLORIOUS GET
KEK
E
K
>>77700000
Lord Kek has returned
>>77702557
the dark embrace of chaos is upon us
>>77702517
>>77702578
>Conciousness
>Christ Trump
>KEK
Oh boi
This had better be some masterful ruse. If the supernatural exists then my severe paranoia will be justified.
Press F to pay respects to our shitposters
>>77700000
BLESSED BY KEK
>>77700000
>that ID
Praise KEK
>>77700000
Neat
>how can australian men even compete?
>>77702517
this is not a meme anymore
>>77702517
>Coincidental Patterns
>Trump christ
>anonymous
Holy fucking shit
>>77693888
They lost to the Emu menace why not crabs?
>>77693823
>The great crab war.
hopefully australia doesn't fuck this up.
>>77702517
>Coincidental Patterns
>Numbers in the Bible
>>77702517
>conciousness
meme magic
>christ trump
donald the saviour of course
>secret code key
dubs
>death by chocolate
poo poo pee pee
>coincidental patterns
dubs/meme magic
>serpentarius
the female form of kek is represented not as a frog but a snake
>the angel of mercy
kek himself
>the lord of host
kek
>numbers in the bible
dubs
>>77700000
>MEMETIC
I sense the comming of KEK
>>77693823
Attack their weak spot for massive damage. Riiiiiidge raaacer!
>>77700000
>repeating digits
>ID reads KEK
>>77702517
THIS IS TOO REAL. I'M CHANGING MY RELIGION TO "MEME MAGIC" ON OFFICIAL FORMS NOW.
>>77703064
I'm sure it's just a ruse...right guys?
>>77702517
Here's what you get when you put the entire ID in the calculator
>>77700000
>ID: VP9O1KEK
Praise KEK
>>77693823
Australia has no guns to defend itself. This will be a massacre. It will be worse than the emu war.
>>77702416
>cropped it, redrew it and spammed it until we got banned
a story as old as time
Throw another crab on the Barbie, mate!
>>77702517
Kek I am frightened now
>>77700000
toasting in epic bread
>>77702517
HOOOOLLLYY SHIITTT
>>77703093
This shit is too serious. Not sure if I should be clutching a cross or praising kek.
>>77700000
Are you ready to join the MAHMEMES?
>>77698137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHK565cVe8
>>77702517
>>77702117
IT'S VP9""O"""1
NOT ZERO
>IT'S VP9""O"""1
>NOT ZERO
IT'S VP9""O"""1
NOT ZERO
>IT'S VP9""O"""1
>NOT ZERO
IT'S VP9""O"""1
NOT ZERO
>IT'S VP9""O"""1
>NOT ZERO
IT'S VP9""O"""1
NOT ZERO
>IT'S VP9""O"""1
>NOT ZERO
Just so everyone knows this
if you ever get attacked by a crab, fiddle its flap or open the flap and fiddle its genitals, crab will let go and run off
if you successfully do this, you have molested your first crab.
>>77700000
Holy dooly, praise Kek.
>>77700000
>VP9O1KEK
>pol Spurdocrab
Our great grandchildren will be fighting wars over the meaning of this post
>>77703249
>The Personification Of Hate
>The Stars And Planets
GOD EMPEROR!
>>77703249
>marilyn monroe
>the personification of hate
Uh oh.
>>77694852
Topkek the day Canada changed to China.
>>77697228
Sauce?
>>77703249
>canv.as
>incompetent president
>>77703655
The House in the Forest.
>>77700000
PRAISE KEK!
>>77703500
nice try, crab
>>77703249
>Over
Spoopy
>Monroe
Not a clue how she is relevant.
>Canvas
what /pol/ is to kek
>Property
Pick related
>Booby traps
Some bad guesses but I don't have a clue really
>Personification of Hate
That is worrying. Ba'al?
>Incompetent President
Also worrying. Hopefully referring to Obama, hopefully not referring to the next president, the personification of hate, perhaps?
>The stars and Planets
Not sure
>North American Indian Origins
Any info on this one form an anthropologist? Were they kangs?
>Indian moon intuition
wat?
>Arethat Franklin Pancreatic Cancer
Wot?
Anyone got any arbitrary link they would like to share?
Is there going to be dogma wars over the meaning of the prophet of Kek?
Will we be split into sects between VP901 and VP9O1?
>>77700000
AAAHHHH
>>77694874
Taste like crab, walk like people
>>77703477
I doubt it. The others seem more relevant. Also the further down it goes the less relevant it becomes it seems.
>>77700000
POST THE .JPG'S, MEME WAR NOW
>>77693823
Potential soon-to-be anti-Semitic thread reported.
As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous and the JIDF with #OPIsraeliShield #OPNeverAgain, I report all threads that depict anti-Semitism / and or otherwise anti-Semitic content.
These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to: 'Red Pills, >just a coincidence, >JIDF detected, >Good Goy, Holocuast denial', and this also includes such threads about 'Hollywood, Wall Street, George Soros, Cultural Marxism, Owning All Media, Communism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with anti-Semitic pictures.
We must also mention that threads/images that are anti-Semitic that are drawn, sketched, animated, or crafted, are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Anti Defimation League (ADL), and the Jewish Internet Defence Force (JIDF, http://www.thejidf.org/), and the laws of the European Union (EU).
We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the ADL, JIDF, American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), EU, and Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop anti-Semitism.
Remember, we must protect G-d's Chosen People as they are our Greatest Ally!
Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as Neo-Nazis, Anti-Semites, and White Supremacists!
I might be Heaven, but I'm bringing you Hell
>>77703819
true /pol/ will always go with the christ trump dogma
>>77703793
canvas was the name of moots failed startup
>>77703507
I and a team of fellow meme priests IN THIS THREAD will get to the bottom of this.
>>77703819
As if, everyone knows that VP9O1 is false.
>>77703957
Holly shit it was. This is some good shit. Shame that it may be forgotten. Take this knowledge with you.
>>77703974
seriously, the VP9O1 people are so fucking retarded. Like, go be a heathen somewhere else please.
My ID is pretty funky too. Too lazy to screen cap.
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=obNrL9rX
Skull n' bones' n' sheeeeit.
>>77703957
ITS ALL JUST A RANDOM COINCIDENCE RIGHT GUUS??
>>77694175
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
>>77694752
I always wanted to do that
>>77700000
Witnessed!!!!
>>77703477
>adultery genetically engineered kutsune fox face sexy
CHRIST TRUMP CONCIOUSNESS
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
SERPENTARIUS THE ANGEL OF MERCY THE LORD OF HOST
COINCIDENTAL PATTERNS NUMBERS IN THE BIBLE
nice try furry faggot
>>77704143
(((coincidence)))
Both VP901 and VP9O1 work
Kek's whole thing is numbers right? This can't just be coincidence.
I swear I'm not trying to cover up the fact that i fatfingered the keyboard.
>>77704035
>>77704035
>>77704184
KEKS WRATH WILL FALL UPON YOU INFIDEL
Ya'll niggers are wasting my words. I have given you the key to the meaning of our most solid message from kek, and you misplace an "O" for an "0"
cum on m80
Look at the original post and type 777 by the way.
>>77700000
HAIL HITLER
MAY YOU IDEAS FLOURISH AGAIN
>>77695094
Fuck no, dude. In fact, crawdads are a sign of a very clean river because they're so sensitive to pollution.
>>77700000
>ID VP9O1KEK
KEK BE PRAISED!
>>77694175
Where can I purchase such high performance scissors?
>>77700000
This has to be the gettest get of all gets. Congratulations.
>>77700000
no fucking way
>>77704166
Nice meme and nice digits
>>77700000
So pretty.
we really have conjured an old egyptian god.
Good job, everyone
>>77696627
>Lookit da size uh dat nippah!
Y'all are some goofy motherfuckers over in Auslandia.
>>77697569
Telemundo plays it often.
>>77694175
shots fired.
The emu crab alliance will need more living space pronto. Greece looks nice...
>>77693823
Will this war between drunk aussies and nature ever cease... cant there be peace? cain toads, emu's, crocs and carp. Now the fucking crabs just waiting for sharknado to become a reality at this point.
>>77705077
Our words are shorter and easier to say. The shitpost basically just flies out. It's the most developed form of the English language.
Guys stay on this thread for a few more seconds. You won't fucking believe my captcha. Still loading onto my desktop atm
>>77703655
shed in the meadow
>>77705205
Don't forget the stingrays. The fucking stingrays.
Guys, I feel like I kinda almost want off this ride.
>>77705460
Well to be fair the world just about had enough of irwin after his winge fest when that croc died. Shamefur dispray.
>>77705578
>end omar
>one way only
O_O
>>77705639
Regardless, that flat slimey bottom feeding wannabe shark cunt had no right.
The signs are clear. It's up to us now.
>>77705694
Yeah. Take what you have seen in this thread with you. Meme magic may actually unironically be real. Probably not, but fucking hell, look at this thread.
>>77705822
Check them. Fucking check them.
>>77705205
>Holding toothpick sword
>not using snibby snabs
>>77705822
checked
>>77705578
I don't think getting off the ride is an option, Anon.
>>77700000
WITNESSED
>>77705822
This is not normal. Something big is about to happen.
>>77700000
Could the crab invasion be related to the coming of kek?
>>77705890
Moloch demands a certain amount of finesse.
>>77700000
KEK WILLS IT
>>77700000
WITNESSED
Include me in the screencap
![ww2-map1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cFPkTgJ.jpg "ww2-map1[1]")
