Pro tip: it's impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYiOCctlPR0
>>77686747
Finland?
We are Britain.
>>77686747
Canada, Australia, NZ. Prussia
>>77686747
No it really isn't OP.
>>77686819
You aren't even a real country, Rus.
>>77686747
USA
perhaps one of the few to resist getting cuckholded by Britain. We enjoyed all the benefits of being a colony, then when we were strong enough we told you to go fuck yourselves, and you did.
>>77686819
Not a real country. We beat you when you were part of Russia anyway, then again in the second world war.
>>77686876
Creations of the British Empire and a display of our global reach.
>>77686884
Likely a bitter scot
>>77687144
Created by us and when you got out of line, pic related
>>77686747
>mfw remembering the pink map
>>77687280
lol you still lost that war though.
In fact a ragtag group of Hicks and Indians beat the shit out of your military in New Orleans.
You guys just can't fight against backwoods hill folk
>>77686876
Oh, and as for Prussia, if they were so good, they would still exist. Otherwise, each country that made up Prussia has at some point been dominated by the British
>>77687407
Whereas Americans are great at gorilla wars aren't they? Face it Americuck, you're the product of the UK offloading the citizens we found too degenerate and giving them their own piece of land to fuck up.
>>77686747
you didn't beat Flanders, you did stab us in the back a few times leaving us to face the frogs all alone. bloody cowards
>>77686876
>>77687502
We cucked Prussia by taking all the credit at Waterloo.
>>77686747
>>77687656
I'd call that one a proxy cucking tbqhwymvii
>>77686747
France ???? Fuck you colony.
>>77686747
Delet this rosbeef
Sweden
>>77687656
That's the way of the Britton (English). They did the same in Dunkirk. If you're in an alliance with "Great" Britain consider that you do not have any alliance at all. Even if their troops are depolyed in your country.
Germany was only cucked by an alliance of the most relevant countries on the planet at that time, never by britain alone. Britain alone never really dominated another country on the same technological level as theirs.
>>77686747
>France colored, not Brittany.
Feels good man
>>77687936
We got rid of Germany when they cucked you, then eventually the Russians too. We also helped uncuck you in the 1st world war too.
>>77688041
We have both cucked you and helped you to become uncucked by other countries to show you're our little bitch on countless occasions. Nice try frog.
>>77688262
>on the same technological level as theirs
That's because throughout history, we've always been far ahead of the curve.
>>77688262
Argentina in 1982 had NATO technology just like us. We even had the same small arms, and some Argentinian equipment was arguably superior.
>>77688366
Part of your empire ? All our colonies are part of your empire ? Go fuck yourself. You're literally French and have been for 4 centuries, lost all your so called claims and got rekt some more through the centuries. Even after enrolling the whole europe in your wars. You're pathetic.
>>77686747
We cucked you hardcore in the 800s. Does it feel good to know you are just a viking rapebaby and it is your only reason for your success?
>>77688635
>This frog butthurt
>>77687623
"too degenerate"
literally puritans
We were uncucked and you were afraid of that mentality spreading to the rest of your citizens so you offloaded us in order to maintain better control of your populace. Better to have colonists become independent than revolt against the crown.
Britain knew it made the right decision when it saw the French revolution a few years later.
>>77688672
>WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIETT
It's funny how irrelevant countries always have to point to some trivial achievement in the distant past to prove their worth. Being British our achievements are many and span the past millennia.
>>77688635
Look up the battle of Mers-el-Kébir, the last conflict between Britain and France. We took the last of your colonies worth taking shortly afterwards.
>>77688672
When was the last time you've been relevant in any global level? You were literally begging for our naval protection in ww2 when the nazis rolled in.
>>77686747
Normans?
>>77688366
>We got rid of Germany when they cucked you, then eventually the Russians too. We also helped uncuck you in the 1st world war too.
I don't consider this cucking. Yes you guys helped with armament and guarding the Baltic Sea. But because Germany lost the WW1, they left on their own. Only countries that helped us with manpower were Finland, Sweden and Denmark but majority of fighting did Estonians (even helped Latvians to get rid of Germans and bolcheviks)
poland.
>>77688855
>literally puritans
Literally religious fanatics who killed those that opposed them. Basically the equivalent of modern day islam which explains the fundamentalist attitudes of modern day Americucks
>>77689012
You were too weak to fight off your invaders and begged for help from the bull
>>77689195
>begged for help from the bull
> from the bull
>the bull
>Turkey, Bosnia, Albania
>No Islamic spread
???
>>77688041
We are cucking you in calais right now idiot
>>77686747
>map
>painting hole of the US, Mexico, Cuba, Algeria and half of french african colonies
Fuck you and your tricks anglo.
Calais was British clay until that bitch Mary I lost it to the French
>>77686747
Not cucked, but betrayed definitely.
You couldn't even deliver the Spitfires we ordered before eastern hordes invaded us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_betrayal
>>77690016
Damn. I'm deeply sorry.
I'm sure the 6 spitfires Latvia ordered surely would have allowed you defend against Stalin for the entire war.
>>77686747
>Being this delusional
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore
UK so big they had biggest lost of history
>>77686747
Russia. In fact, they've cucked you so hard, it was the death of you empire and a birth of a new superpower.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War
>>77687280
>not an argument - the post
>>77687280
>We beat you when you were part of Russia anyway, then again in the second world war
You didn't do shit to Finland
>>77686747
Haiti, They helped you to fuck France up during the early XIXe, even if you didn't recognize them as a Nation.
Israel.
WE
>>77690016
We didn't care about your shitty country back then and we still don't care now, deal with it
>>77689037
>what is Tehran Conference
>>77690957
only one guy fucked with israel
>>77690931
Exactly. Not recognised as a nation. To much of an omega to have been on our radar, yet still wanted to help us to try to ingratiate themselves to us.
>>77690957
We cucked the palestinians during WW1, stealing land and creating the state of Israel shortly afterwards to permanently create tension in the region. Israel is our gift to the world to keep the mudslimes in a perpetual cycle of violence with each other to prevent them uniting. You're welcome.
suck it anglo
>>77689494
/thread
>>77686819
Oolannin sota
>>77686747
UK is cucked by anglos.
>>77692718
Is that suppose to be an achievement cuck? Being on a list of countries so shit they weren't worth the bother?
Anyway don't worry you been conquered now. Shame it was by Ahmed & Jamal.
>>77693214
Nah more like your empire was to afraid of the swedish military
>>77693469
only now do i realize that the baltic sea looks like someone with their penis hanging out using a flamethrower
>>77693469
>Being Sweden
>Having any form of relevance in the world
Pick one
>>77686747
The Dutch.
>>77693214
sour grapes anglo scum.
>>77686819
You were Russian clay when we beat them.
>>77693469
What Swedish military? Russia cucked you before we could get to you. You were too pathetic and not worth the effort, hence your national psych now revolves around pleasing your tormentors.
>>77694268
Yeah, we're really jealous of Jamal's conquest of your """""""women"""""". You got us.
>>77692718
What is Hanö?
>>77695011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
Literally got cucked and called quits after just 5 years.
Absolutely pathetic, or should i say absolutely ANGLO
>>77686747
Thailand
>britain has to live in the past in order for them to have self esteem
>>77695336
The jew and jamal managed to do in a generation what you couldn't do in 30.
How does that make you feel? Anglo scum.
>>77686747
>Us your neighbours
>>77695616
>Canada can't do either because they always have and always will be cuckolds
>>77686747
A tough-to-answer would be "name a country which has never cucked Britain."
>>77686747
San Marino?
>>77686747
Uzbekistan.
>>77695910
WE WUZ COLONIAL EMPIRE AND SHIT
WE WUZ
>>77686747
More like the Map of countries Britain has been kicked out of.
>>77696096
The only country that legitimately cucked britain is the netherlands, so every single country in the world except the netherlands
>precentage of muslims in European countries
I kek at the hypocrisy on this board, stay mad ahmed countries
>>77686747
Glorious Nippon, Korea and Mongolia.
>>77696385
>we've reached haram levels
god help us
>>77696385
Wew... Austria, the Netherlands and Switzerland reached Sweden-tier? It's been a long ride since the first refugees arrived.
I feel bad not being able to call Britbongs cucks anymore, but on the other hand we got 3 new legitimate contenders for the Throne of Cuck.
>>77696537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Hamilton_incident
Here I am
>>77695463
Seconding this
Denmark. Vikings cucked them.
>>77686747
why is the entire U.S. highlighted in red instead of just the atlantic coastline?
>>77686747
Even Britain has been cucked by Britain.
>>77686973
We founded Russia.
>>77697570
Hardly.
>>77686819
>>77690441
>>77690831
>>77692874
>>77698310
>>77698377
>>77686819
Your brethren in the ancestral homeland remain uncucked by the Brits, though. They never set foot in Mongolia.
>>77686747
Name a country which has never been cucked by the Dutch. Protip: Britain is not one of them.
>>77698377
You are incorrect and projecting.
>>77698310
WE FOUNDED RUSHA N SHIET
>>77698310
>>77699713
tell me more of this meme
>>77695910
Least we still don't have rape police
>>77700307
Have you sucked your daily requirement of south african dicks yet Judeau? Remember, if you refuse to, they win.
he, take my bump, checking where is magic number
>>77699999
>>77700000
>>77698377
>Vikings were bad warriors
Meme tier shit I'm afraid.
>>77686747
We got cucked by Britain once, but other than that this >>77686872
>>77700037
>meme
It's a fact, my dear Nigel.
>Rurik was a Finnic Kven, i.e. he was "Finnish", in similar way an average Savonian, Tavastian or a member of some other Finnish tribe is Finnish. Rurik was the founder of the early stage of what gradually became Russia, and his descendants ruled what today is known as "Russia" well beyond the Middle Ages.
>The results of the Rurikid DNA study referred to below are not surprising, considering that other DNA studies and other evidence point to Finnic people having inhabited the modern area of Sweden for thousands of years, including the modern-day area of Southern Sweden:
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: http://gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org
>This DNA study is consistent with Roslagen in the northeastern corner of Uppland, a suggested birthplace of Rurik, having represented the southern border region of the land inhabited by Finno-Ugric people at the time of Rurik's birth.
>The DNA study also supports the view that Rurik descended from the Finnish-Kven royal ancestry introduced in many medieval accounts, similarly to many other members of the Scandinavian-Fennoscandian royal Yngling Dynasty, a.k.a. the Fairhair Dynasty.
>>77699146
>>77700831
Vikings were our pawns. See >>77703599
Their Gothic foremothers gladly let us impregnate their Aryan wombs with our Mongolian seed.
>>77703849
>>77703599
>>77686747
Netherlands.
Fought you 3 times - defeated you 3 times.
Conquered you once - you still hold annual parades in our honor.
