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>>77506732
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/
Is it true?
>>77506732
No way...
Yeah no thats the only source I can find.
Would officials even let it become news?
You'd think stuff him or something instead
Site looks legit but this must be a really bad joke. This cant be true.
>>77507884
Weekend at kimmies
>>77506732
F
Just in case
>>77506732
Not dead.
Fucking leaf check the catalog before posting.
>>77508607
The kim lives
>>77506732
>77506732
>>77508607
Thanks for the info Best Korea.
>>77508607
Glad to see you are alright, buddy
>>77508607
There was never any doubt in my mind, best korea
>>77508607
The superior leader can never die.
>>77508607
>Great Leader probably only one with internet
Senpai noticed us!
>>77508607
Hi Kim, would you give me some good souce on how to to make deuterium solid bars?, I want to make H-bombs too
>>77508607
Post view from outside the window
>>77506732
North Korea flag on 4chan when?
The great leader can never die
>>77508607
Keep up the fight senpai
>>77508942
>>77508853
I visited once. Don't believe the media lies.
>>77508607
Please save us supreme leader
>>77509391
What did you mean by this?
>>77506732
Thanks for dropping by Kim.
You can go back to oppressing your people now.
>>77508843
> Can't even into lithium deuteride
It's not on the DPRK youtube channel...
https://www.youtube.com/user/KoreanCentralTV1/videos
>>77509667
doesn't work well, need to be lithium tritium, 2 neutrons are better for turning lithium into helium, and tritium decays fast
>>77510243
Because it is not true. There is absolutely nothing in state media. and the only source is a parody site.
>>77509552
I'm more curious on how people in Pakistan have internet.
>>77510450
Are you actually Kim? Please respond. Also when you invade America please don't blast me apart with anti aircraft guns.
>>77508607
Oh, I was getting worried! Thank goodness!
>>77510661
No.
>>77508607
paint me like one of your french girls kim
>>77510450
Seeing as you have access to (most likely) unrestricted internet - what is your position in NK society?
>>77510812
Oy vey another proxy. Or is this just what North Korean officials do when they're bored.
>>77510944
Yes. We shitpost on 4chan obviously.
>>77510812
"No" to which fucking question you cunt
>>77507518
>Suicide attack
Is NK being culturally enriched by kebab too?
>>77510372
Dummy, the lithium is converted to tritium by neutron bombardment at the moment of detonation, giving a nice stoichiometric mix of tritium/deuterium. As an added bonus, if lithium-6 is used, the conversion itself is exothermic, however, in total, the conversion of lithium-7 to tritium and the subsequent fusion of that tritium is also exothermic which is why Castle Bravo was meant to only be 5Mt but ended up close to 15Mt.
>>77510812
is that a no you arnt kim or no you wont not blast the yank apart with an anti air gun?
Also when are you going to invade south korea and start ww3?
Legends never die. Fuck off leaf.
>>77510812
>>77510972
While you guys are here, can you guys teach me how to post from a north korean proxy?
>>77510922
He is Kim himself.
>>77510944
It's proxies. But if you have any questions about NK shit, I study their law and shit as a hobby - so I can even paste source materials to shit. Example related.
>>77510985
>>77511025
No.
>>77511115
That is photoshopped, there were actually 1,000,000 girls there. Americans clearly photoshopped to make it look like fewer.
>>77510985
Hopefully the latter one. Also Kim if you're reading this don't blast me apart with mortars or burn me to death with flamethrowers like you do in those executions.
>>77511175
Sure. Use proxycm, hidemyass, whatever - there are a few services that have NK proxies. Grab one, forward your shit through it, voila.
One thing I will say though is that some of the proxies won't let you post on 4chan easily since the captcha won't appear, in which case you'd need a 4chan pass to bypass that issue.
>>77511210
No.
>>77508607
God bless sweet Kim. Today's been a shit but at least Best Korea lives on.
>>77510922
He must be a high rank politician or party member.
Oh, he must be that spaniard. Don't remember his name
>>77511497
That spaniard is a shit and is retarded.
He is Kim. Period.
>>77510243
that youtube is run by a mexican guy and has nothing to do with north korea.
>>77510972
Idiot, if you're going to shit post as best Korea at least try to sound like it
>>77511673
It was dismissive you retarded fucking Yank.
>>77511303
Could you be more specific?
What are you using currently?
proxycm doesnt seem to be working and hidemyass proxies are always blocked here.
I understand magicians dont like to reveal ticks of the trade, but i promise i wont be a fag about it
>>77511776
Kim, please calm down! We are supposed to make a good impression.
>>77510812
I really like the NK aesthetic
It's just right
>>77507518
> north korean leader kim jong undead after apparent suicide attack
what did they mean by this?
>>77511776
I am actually finn poster shitposting as yank.
if I good kim jong un the first result is that article, literally what the fuck.
>>77511887
I'm using hidemyass right now. I used proxycm before.
One guy mentioned some other way to geospoof shit, but I'm no proxymagician.
Sorry bruv :(
>>77511911
Yeah I dig some of their architecture and shit too. They really like the Hegelian aesthetic.
When Kim posts all my worries go away.
>>77511573
his earlier youtube was rodridgio something.
that guy pretty much pretends to represent north korea when he is not.
i know because i have been browsing north korea youtube channels for 10 ish years now
>>77511893
Apologies.
>>77507518
Does ANYONE have a source other than this single article?
>>77512046
Do you surf deep web with hidemyass to post torture videos and get shekels too?
>>77511911
No shit tho, even if this is obviously a fake.
There is a few things to like about NK. What you said about the aesthetic, I feel the same thing. It is just right, theres a few documentaries about NK you can find on youtube that you can see lots of it.
Also, their gommieblocks seems comfy as fuck.
>>77511004
Lithium-7, haven't thought on that and we have a shit ton of those, thanks senpai chile will soon meet its destiny now
>>77512172
Thank you, Glorious General Kim. We will win their hearts now.
>>77512222
Nah. I don't do anything online for shekels. I do law shit IRL.
>>77512385
he isn't dead but his people are dying.
>>77512222
Dont people just use Tor for that?
>>77512559
They're still doing okay on food though. The goal was a surplus, but that's not really happening to any large degree - but it is sustainable. The famine from the late 90's is over, so they're doing much better comparatively speaking (and a step in the right direction is always good).
>>77512580
But they need to protect their real IP when surfing there
>>77512353
You still need deuterium but natural lithium isotope blend is just fine. Unlike atomic bombs, fusion fuel isn't hard to obtain, it's the geometry that's a fucker to get right as is the interstage material. You also probably still want to knock up some tritium to boost your primary.
>>77506732
dubs = he is dead
he is not dead
this is NONSENSE
>>77512739
so...use a proxy when using Tor?
>>77512559
That is the state rationing. Food production is actually up because of reforms and technological and agricultural technique improvements. Farmers can also keep some food of their own once they reach targets under these reforms.
>Be leader of DPRK
>treat my people with respect and dignity
>am loved by all and love my people
>western media slanders my name
>create the only social utopia on earth
>die
>>77512939
A lot of proxies
>>77509552
pull your dick out of that little boy for 5 minutes and you might be able to figure it out.
>>77512726
>>77512977
ok, this is unreal. in a troll thread, two north koreans show up, and post serious answers to questions.
whatever is going on, I love it.
>>77506732
>1 post by this ID
>>77512977
I wish this was actually reported to the world.
But no, "muh evil dictator Kim" is still ruling so NK must be an absolutely awful place and it's only worth talking about their weapons and whatnot.
I'm not just going to accept your post like that, we're on /pol/ after all but I just wish that media was only a tiny fraction more objective about NK.
>>77513248
Feel free to ask anything. I can't promise I know it all, but I'll share what I do. My most comfortable zone is law.
>>77508607
Stay awesome Kim.
>>77513407
What is the extent of free speech
>>77508607
long live the greatest leader of best Korea!
>>77513407
>Feel free to ask anything.
I'm not smart enough to ask a question. You live in Korea. You know why your nation was divided. All I know is that america and china and russia were seeking power and influence. How we wound up with SK I don't know.
>>77513407
What's the social view of soldiers? Are they seen as state thugs or praise-worthy heros? And how do they see themselves and their position in the social heirachy?
>>77512977
>reforms and technological and agricultural technique improvements
Oh please. We know full well that soylent green is South Koreans.
>>77513534
Oh man you chose a big ol complex one.
To try and keep it short:
Free speech is listed as one of the things protected under the NK constitution. Quote:
"Article 67. Citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, the press, assembly, demonstration and association.
The State shall guarantee the conditions for the free activities of democratic political parties and social organizations."
What does that mean? Obviously the constitutional article is vague, so we instead can get our boundary hints by using the NK criminal code, noting things like, quote:
"Article 194 (Conduct of Decadent Acts)
A person who watches or listens to music, dance, drawings, photos, books, video recordings
or electronic media that reflects decadent, carnal or foul contents or who performs such acts
himself or herself shall be punished by short-term labour for less than two years. In cases
where the person commits a grave offence, he or she shall be punished by reform through
labour for less than five years."
So immediately you should note that the freedom to 'express' does not include to 'possess' or even to 'listen', as it often does in US law.
Speech also can conflict with a number of other criminal statutes in regards to harm against the state. You CAN propose differences, improvements, etc. And you can talk pretty freely - BUT their version of speech is different than the US.
While the US makes its low value speech: commercial, violent, lies. NK makes its low value speech that which otherwise does not help the goal-oriented philosophy of the people-state.
I hope that gives a brief answer!
>>77513407
Are you actually a North Korean in North Korea? This is a serious question because people go there and post from mobile devices in secret. If you're actually a native then this is very different.
>>77514101
neither hes just a proxy user
>>77513879
External influence, all the fun.
>>77513937
Almost everyone is a soldier since the military aspects of life are pretty much EVERYWHERE. They honestly act the same way most civs do unless on duty.
The most common activity of a soldier, not kidding, is construction - it's the primary construction force, and it works pretty well.
The government and military are viewed in the same way: "They are us, we are all THE PEOPLE" kinda deal.
>>77514101
Nah, >>77514282 is right.
>>77514018
So can you sing a song that reflects decadent, carnal or foul content?
Or are you gonna break stones for the following two years?
>>77508607
Make Korea great again Great Leader!
>>77508607
Glad u r ok m9
>>77514537
That's the perfect kinda question, I like you.
You'll note the statute says "or who performs such acts himself". Whether they actually prosecute that or not - we can't say. All we can do is use their law to get a better sense of their values.
Clearly, at least, under that line it seems apparent you COULD prosecute someone for it, IE: you go around singing "I love big ol gay weiners" and get labor.
About sentencing, NK also uses the aggravating/mitigating factor concept that the US uses - meaning the judge can reduce punishment depending on some things.
Their formal list of mitigating factors is below, and it lets us know what they view in terms of what makes someone less culpable for a crime. So they may get less than 2 years, but who knows:
Article 40 (Conditions for Determining Mitigated Penalties)
Penalties shall be mitigated in the following cases:
1. When the offender is a passive culprit;
2. When the culprit is a first-time offender;
3. When the crime is committed under the influence of strong mental pressure;
4. When the offender is a juvenile;
5. When the offence is considered to meet the conditions for self defence or necessity;
6. When the offender confesses his or her guilt;
7. When the offender has previously contributed greatly to the country;
8. When the offender makes compensation for or restitution of the properties that he has
plundered or damaged;
9. When the victim is found with fault
>>77514018
That is an interesting summary, such a system makes a lot of sense sans the moral decency laws.
>>77514995
Yeah, they have a lot of "moral" laws. No porn, etc.
Those are all listed under their criminal code section titled "CHAPTER 6 CRIMES OF IMPAIRING/HARMING/HURTING SOCIALIST CULTURE" - so you know UP FRONT these are purely laws based on keeping a certain cultural norm.
F
>>77515205
North Korea sounds awesome given your summaries I have read, and all these images are amazing.. what is it actually like there? Do we know?
Not really up on the subject.
>>77515205
If I were to go to North Korea, would it be possible to have sex with a North Korean qt? Are there any laws restricting them from having relationships with foreigners?
>>77515511
>would it be possible to have sex with a North Korean qt?
No.
>>77515580
What about marry one?
>>77515511
its possible, an american married there and lives there to this day.
>>77513778
He's cute desu.
>>77515441
I wouldn't say it's awesome, it's a very very developing country with laws that are very very different from places you may be used to.
What it's like there depends on where 'there' is. Rural areas are all farming, all the time. Living that farming life. Urban areas have factory labor, city planning, and other types of work.
Just depends on what aspect you wanna know about - but I wouldn't say it's 'awesome'. The US is easily way better.
>>77515511
I have heard ONE story from ONE guy that said he banged a NK chick. Assuming it's valid, it wasn't that good and it required a lot of roundabout avoiding publicity.
>>77515580
If they try to imperialize our women, you know what we have to do.
>>77515640
Never heard of it happening, so no idea.
>>77515772
what does the future look like for your country?
if that isn't too vague
>>77515772
>I wouldn't say it's awesome, it's a very very developing country
Different strokes I guess, though I don't enjoy the modern world all that much.
Do you know more about the rural stuff, what their kind of day to day is? Is there much infrastructure out there?
>>77515772
>>77515580
please dont listen to these guys, they have no idea about what they are talking about
thanks.
>>77515772
How about moving to North Korea? Is it even possible?
>>77515772
What about malnutrition in North Korea? North Koreans are far shorter than their brothers in the south due to that. And weren't there a huge famine 20 years ago?
>>77514399
Are the Rumors of concentration camps real, and if they are, are they common?
>>77515772
how did you got on this flag ? ?
i remember your name .
>>77508853
One of the great mysteries of /pol/: what is the view from the NK poster's window?
> in b4 some suburb in Indiana
>>77516120
hasn't there been*
>>77515936
As bright as the rising sun.
Each executive leader has had their own focus. Kim Il-Sung on construction and military, Kim Jong-Il on the arts, Kim Jong-Un on science.
Given Jong-Un's focus, I think it will definitely take NK some steps in the right direction.
>>77516037
Oh yeah that's fine then. If you like rural shit, I can keep dropping pics for it.
Day to day is basically farming then hanging around doing neighborhood stuff. 30% of the food you farm goes to the government, rest is kept for your village. Infrastructure is okay when it comes to buildings, but not with electricity. Electricity is sparse and inconsistent, so you primarily run it through a voltage regulator (pic related) just to charge flashlights and the like for night.
>>77516060
Thanks Norway.
>>77516120
Malnutrition was ABSOLUTELY RAMPANT in the late 90's. The famine was extreme. You can see the results of it in those who lived through it: stunted growth, starved features, etc. It's better now, so the younger generation is coming up healthier, but it still nowhere near ideal. Meats are not super common, so protein is still lacking for them gains.
But yeah, the famine sucked. There's a neat paper about the demographic changes that resulted from the famine if you're interested.
>>77516144
Labor camps are, I don't buy the concentration camp deal until I get evidence of it.
>>77516271
My name is Dirty Dan.
>>77514839
How is life in best Korea? not too hard?
>>77511204
I shall preserve this thread for Best Korea's prosperity!
>>77515640
You would have to defect, be accepted (low chance) and there is a preference for marrying you to a non-Korean. For example the Americans who defected a long time ago were found wives who were either not pure Korean or were simply foreign in origin as well.
>>77515772
Righteous fury must be unleashed on imperialist aggressor forces.
>>77508607
Best Supreme Leader of Best Korea cannot die even if He is killed!
>>77514839
>I like you
Please tell the supreme leader not to nuke us then.
>>77516546
!
how is people doing this :D
>>77516509
There is both a right, and a duty, to work.
>>77516521
Bless you, Bongistan.
>>77516546
PRS BE GENTLE
>>77516697
No.
>>77516699
>>77516787
>>77516546
>Three "North Korean" posters
>>77508607
P R O X Y
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NK bro, how do you feel about how Kim Jong Un is running the country?
From what I have read from politically unbiased sources, he is really try to improve quality of life and bring the people into the modern age (more computers, trying to build infrastructure to support a tourism industry e.g. buying ski lifts from Sweden).
Personally I think all the stories of missile launches and saber rattling is bullshit. I believe NK is attempting to launch satellites for telecommunications, and only holds nukes to prevent them from being invaded by the US and/or SK.
>>77506732
Good riddance.
But I don't see why anyone should care. Fucking Macedonia is more relevant than him.
please stop bumping this false new story
thanks.
>>77516900
your duplicates confirm kim was snackbar'd
>>77516787
How updated is military hardware, the pictures I usually see are old 50's Soviet tanks and such
>>77516900
Where the fuck do you even get that proxy??
>>77516699
And who are you?
>>77517059
What you see is what you get. Best you'll see is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzPvhrh7gLM
Long ass video, so skip around.
>>77517100
A dirty american pretending to be us.
>>77516546
>(low chance)
Why is it low chance to be accepted?
>>77516787
>There is both a right, and a duty, to work.
Do you have any unemployment at all?
>>77508607
God bless you President Kim. Long live the supreme leader!
>>77517282
Probably a spy, and probably no reason for acceptance.
>>77511303
Did you fuck that north korean pussy?
What happens if you knock up one?
repeating shitty propaganda from the average shitty western documentary out here does not make anything of what they say "facts"
thanks.
>>77508607
is this accurate?
>>77517480
No.
>>77517201
i have seen you before
how did you got onto a korean proxy ?
can you access youtube.com ?
>>77507518
Looking at the related stories makes me think this is an asian Onion.
>>77517952
these americans with so called "north korean" adresses probably half of the so called "photoshop" stories western media ran the past few years
>>77518135
believe *
