Sir step outside while we go inside your property to take your guns.
>>77374462
>And then their families ate dinner alone that night
Oh officer, let me save you the time, I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident. Have a nice day
>implying any of the local cops in my area would dream of trying to enforce that shit
>>77374728
Shit, you too?
>>77374462
2017 is small time can u guys imagine the shit storm on 09/09/2019??
>>77374751
They would
>>77375081
No they wouldnt.
>>77374462
No officer I will not if you want them your going to have to kill me for them. *Opens fire*
>>77374623
fpbp
>>77374462
AMERICAN REVOLUTION WILL NEVER DIE!!!
FILTHY COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY UNAMERICAN TRAITOR, I DECLARE WAR ON ALL OF YOU!
>>77375081
hell no they wouldn't, police care more about their lives than a zog paycheck.
>Not knowing your local police officers
>Hi sir may I have your guns?
>I lost mine in an accident, too bad i wont be ready for rahowa...
>Here have mine. Hail Hydra!
>>77374623
Tragic.
FUCK. THAT.
>shoots both cops and runs into nearest ditch
>>77374866
Ya, I was fishing in the ocean, deep sea, I don't really feel like reliving the trauma of what happend out there...tragic
>>77374462
>no body armor
>no long guns
>two guys
whew
>>77374462
Sorry officer I need them to defend freedoms by shooting up the local school.
>>77375686
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>runs inawoods gets dug in with hundreds of thousands of patriots in mountains, we march on D.C declaring the Revolution as victorios and the foreign invaders as destroyed.
The March On D.C.
>>77374462
Gun control will push this country Ito a fractious civil war and secession crisis
It wouldn't be like the civil war it would be like the fall of the Roman republic or the crisis of the third century
We would fracture into a number of independent blocks and upstart rebellions coupled with massive civil unrest and foriegn invasion
It would be horrible and it would end the United state as we know it, it took the Romans nearly 30 years to get heir empire back in that crisis and they were lucky.
By all reason the Roman Empire should have ended in the 200's. I doubt we will be that fourtunate
>>77374462
Fucking pleaseeeee happen, there'd be at least one or two places with mass resistance and I'd go there and finally have a good RL happening to participate in and die and leave this fucking cultural garbage pit behind.
>>77374462
Do you want the bullets too, or just the guns?
>>77375813
>>77374462
Krag smash manlets!
Get revenge on world.
Height power!!!
>>77374462
>2017
>implying that we'll last that long
>>77375885
Texas will unite the south.
>>77374462
>"Sir, are you aware that President Clinton authorised the burning of the constitution yesterday, then rewrote it in its entirety with the help of tumblr, reddit, and the JIDF? Are you also aware that you are now in violation of several different laws pertaining to being a white male?"
wat do?
>>77375575
kek
>>77374462
that twelve year old kid is fucking huge! and he has guns? he must be an unstobbable shit
>>77374462
"They were stolen sir. Go to that local Black Lives Matter protester though, I think he's the one who stole them."
*Cops waste the nigger*
News later that night: Racist police murder upstanding black citizen during gun confiscation raid.
>>77376238
>>77375885
>Gun control will push this country Ito a fractious civil war and secession crisis
Can burgers get off their ass from the couch to even do a civil war?
>>77374462
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>I lost them in a boating accident
>>77376238
Excuse me, madam, but I identify myself as a black woman, and I identify you as a white man, so who's in violation of the law now?
>>77376616
I already stopped paying taxes I am quite looking forward to the coming civil war. Liberalism must be stopped to save america. If that means killing them so be it.
>>77376616
Yes
It doesn't take that long to lose weight when the society breaks down
>>77376238
I declare unrelenting war on all enemies of the Revolution, LIBERTY OR DEATH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MNMMc6oiK8
>>77375113
>>77375544
You forget that police are on a massive power trip and also following mob mentality
>>77374462
>implying they will take your guns that blatantly
They know it will cause an uprising, they will slowly put tons of regulations and restrictions until you can only own a paint gun, then they will take your guns. Making the public more willing to give them up.
The best way to store your guns in a confiscation scenario that I have seen is to put them inside of 4" pvc with screw caps on the end. Then you can bury them.
Do yourself a favor. Buy a drill press and %80 lowers
>>77377425
I've met police, they are scared shitless to invade a house, in a state of revolution the police will join the revolutionaries, not from a point of revolutionaries being stronger but less risk of death.
>>77377005
SHTF weight loss program is effective.
>Wait, we have to grow our own food? How does that work?
>>77377951
Have you ever even seen riot police?
>>77377542
And what happens when politicians and local officials are murdered in their own homes in the process of enacting such laws? And when peaceful demonstrators are undoubtedly murdered by an heavy handed government? A few boxes of grenades and rocket launchers can go missing from armories very easily and wind up inflicting untold damage in a guerrilla style insurgency. If they want to play hard ball they'll have to prepare for years of bloodshed insanity.
>>77377425
You forget, the police are outnumbered something like 400 to 1 in this country.
>>77378124
riot police invading 300 million houses to check for guns?
I feel the words of those who came befor me surging in my blood. Patriots who freed America from the British and defended Texas from the Mexicans.
Four words.
Come
And
Take
It
>>77378209
There is like 700k cops in the us and less than 200k armed Feds.
Your average rural sheriff is not going to kick your door in like a cowboy, especially on a request from Hillary Clinton.
>>77375321
I guarantee 100% of pol posters would hand over their guns as soon as 10 guys in swat knocked on their door.
>the government will never be able to set up a program to confiscate dangerous weapons
>the government will totally be able to set up a program to deport 30 million people
/pol/
>>77378775
If you live in a major city you are fucked but probably didn't have great gun rights anyway. In the country it works differently.
>>77378500
The colonists put up with all sorts of bullshit prior to the Revolution, including martial law. What were the Redcoats doing at Lexington and Concord? Going to seize guns, that's what, and that kicked off a war.
And people want to come and take our guns. I don't get it. If you want one of the few things that will get us off our asses to clean house, it is taking our guns. Hell, Jeh Johnson just said that gun control is now a matter of national security, which means that the Obama administration is getting ready to cram something through congress, come hell or high water. I just don't get it. These fucks are severely outnumbered, they depend on us, and they're pushing to do the one thing that will cause us to slit their throats. The funniest parts is that their supporters in the civilian world are all unarmed.
Mao Zedong understood what he was talking about when he said "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." We should listen to him on that, and then make sure that the political power rests squarely in the hands of the people.
>>77378974
You can deport 30 million people by hostility and removing the benefits of being here.
Can't do that with 300 million guns.
>>77374751
This. Sure there are a few asshole cops in my town, but for the most part they're all pretty cool. Story time:
>out in back woods shooting with friends
>liberal cunt that lives down the street calls the cops
>says we're shooting fully automatic weapons, says she fears for her life
>none of us have automatic weapons
>cops show up
>we know both cops, cops know all of us
>end up hanging out with them for an hour talking about how pussy liberals are and how they're destroying this country
>friend let's both cops try his decked out AR-15
>all have a good laugh, cops tell us to be safe and have a good afternoon
>shake hands and they leave
Its funny, liberals think that everyone in the military and police force will just obediently turn on their own fellow Americans.
>>77378775
Yeah, then call all of our gun nut buddies, tell them what is coming, then surround the SWAT guys as they're kicking in somebody else's door and get our guns back.
>>77374462
>Canada current year
Hey buddy, lets take turns blowing this dog
>>77378974
The weapons are far, far more numerous, easier to hide, and far harder to find; the people are criminals who congregate together and self-announce in various ways.
>>77379265
>Update
>be in urban enviroment
>swat forces go to secure house
>gets completely surrounded by immediate fighters in all directions pouring out of the hundreds of thousands of homes
>>77374462
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
*closes door*
Why don't they ban niggers instead?
>>77378124
You mean the people that go out to deal with people using melee weapons and rocks? You've seen how out numbered the police are. If you armed the police with their lethal gear and armed that mob with guns Americans typically own it'd be a fucking slaughter by overwhelming firepower.
Anyone who thinks militia groups also wouldn't preemptively strike police stations the second a real mass confiscation started happening is dumb as fuck.
This doesn't end well for the gov, ever.
The second civil war is declared by the population the gov loses. There isn't a scenario where they win, not today at least. Let our men get cucked and try again in 50 years.
>>77378974
My weapon doesn't rely on welfare to stay alive, I have it and it just exist in my safe now.
An illegal relies on being able to work to eat.
Heavily enforce anti illegal immigration laws and they'll deport themselves.
>>77378124
No my town is mostly white...
>>77378974
>30 million
>300 million
those aren't the same number
>>77374462
"It's about time, I've been waiting since last year."
>>77378974
>make two statements that are not logically connected in any way
>think this disproves /pol/
leaf
>>77374462
Fuck off, faggots.
>>77377568
Fill with oil or grease
>>77376238
Ficki ficki, bitch.
It's funny that people think the police and military will turn on their constitution and fellow Americans because someone like shitlery said so.
>>77378775
>le cucked leaf
Maybe 100% of Canadian pol posters.....
>>77378775
This kills the leaf.
>>77378775
>leaf
>projecting his pussy bitch mentality on others
Fuck out of here, our ancestors fought for their freedom while yours begged for it.
>>77378775
>10 guys in swat knocked on their door.
>implying they are going to send swat teams and squadrons to millions of homes across the US simply to confiscate guns i.e a Glock, a revolver, etc
While all the swat teams and cops are extremely occupied attempting to confiscate guns across the US, niggers will be running rampant with the guns they still have.
This is a liberal's wet dream
>>77376238
We then have a good laugh about it, then laugh even harder when we fondly remember the execution of said President Clinton and her entire regime that morning.
>>77374462
When I get a my own place I plan on making a bunker to store all my weapons. I've always like the whole preparing for the happening shit even tho I don't believe in all the conspiracy bullshit. I'll keep a few guns in the house for safety reasons and the rest in an underground bunker.
>my guns? Here's the two I didn't lose officer. Damn squirrels diggin holes through my house and stealing my guns.
>>77376238
Make up some SJW bullshit about being a black woman
>Leave town immediatley
>Start forming groups of conservatives
>Gather up militia
>SECEDE
>Live in new comfy Confederacy while libshit towns burn out of allowing degeneracy
>>77376238
Make up some SJW bullshit about being a black woman
>Leave town immediatley
>Start forming groups of conservatives
>Gather up militia
>SECEDE
>Live in new comfy Confederacy while libshit towns burn out of allowing shit behavior
>>77378775
We would literally have thousands of ruby ridge / waco style standoffs
>>77374462
>>77374462
How don't you know he dropped his report card and these fine law men noticed the situation and acted accordingly?
>>77379265
And then pizza and beers at Linda's?
>>77385804
Yeah what's your point?
>>77374462
>from my cold dead hands
>don't be stupid sir, we'll remove them before the onset of rigor mortis
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>>77374462
lol, he opens the door for cops. Only in Canada.
>>77374623
>things that never happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taU9d26wT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmCzVnAArs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo
>>77375321
No, officer, you may not go on my property. I have no guns. I sold them to a random stranger years ago.
This shit had been building, and so guns are pre-hidden away. They don't find them.
>>77386570
That is what happened last time they tried
>>77376238
actually I identify as a blue shipping container from 1986
pic related is me and my wife's sun
>>77382160
>oh look, another tough guy who thinks he going to overthrow the government without an iron dome
>>77374462
Sorry boss, sold'em all last year.
To who? Shit, it was such a long time ago. I think he said his name was Mike, and that he was from Canmore.
>>77378974
>the government will never be able to set up a program to confiscate documented weapons
>the government will totally be able to set up a program to deport 30 million undocumented people
>>77387061
they have a warrant dumbass
>>77375885
>>77377005
This^
Personally I look forward to it.
It's time for a fresh start.
>>77376616
Not the majority of the population no. But you wouldn't need a majority to plunge this country into Civil War. 5,000-10,000 fighters would be all you need to get the initial crisis going.
And once the US government launches the inevitable excessive crackdown with drone strikes and commando raids, the fires of rebellion will only rise higher.
>>77384075
Only 30% of the colonists supported the revolution.
>>77387841
Too bad that's a felony and you have to go to prison now.
>>77387730
>implying drones can't be hacked and turned against their owners
>implying the use of drone strikes wouldn't only further enrage the general populace into supporting all-out insurrection
>implying the loyalty of many members of the US Military wouldn't begin to falter when they start treating their friends and family like the Taliban
>implyimg they will be that polite
>implying they knock
>>77387730
>the gov wants to rule over a lifeless wasteland
Lol ok, go right ahead
Literally give me liberty or give me death mentality.
Stay kuked my man
>>77387730
>Sure having more advanced technology and army will help us
>Just like Vietnan
>>77388700
For every Waco, we'll answer with an Oklahoma City
Daily Reminder that more Federal pigs died in OKC than Branch Davidians died in Waco.
>>77374462
My guns will already be buried in an oil cloth in the desert.
Private sellers aren't required to report sales.
> sorry officer, thanks to this economy I sold those two years ago.
Garmin GPS is an awesome tool.
I live in Alaska you dumb kuk. A fucking drunk native wacko killed two state troopers that were just responding to a public disturbance, with a pistol no less. You really think they can seize my cabinet full of weapons? I live in the most armed state, period. My state is more ready to secede than even Texas.
>>77374462
>not burying your main cache for The Happening.
![Club-K-Container-Missile-System-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VzrZ65N.jpg "Club-K-Container-Missile-System-01[1].jpg")
>>77387663
this must be you fully erect then
>>77389148
Wyoming is the most armed state
>>77378775
>swat knocks on door
>enters
>house goes boom
>entire team is kill because of one guy that probably ran out the back door before setting the bomb off
>rest of the swat teams refuse to go collect guns anymore
shoo shoo leaf, you are a disgrace to your country and people
>>77379241
Just kick the liberals out with your bennis :DDDD
>>77378775
>Implying
There are 1.1 million full time cops in the country. That means there are maybe a dozen per smaller city. Even one guy per city successfully fighting back means there are now 0-6 cops in that city
>>77388068
Leaf man cmon your our half brother. The North wanted revolution and the South took part since the North agreed to not bring up slavery for 25 years.
the day they start is the day civil war starts, have fun trying.
>>77374462
MY SECOND AMENDMENT RIGH--
**BANG**
"Got another right winger, chief"
>>77374462
They seem to be terrible underequipped for guns taking raid. I imagine such announcement would be done from MRAP vehicle loudspeakers with ma-deuce aimed at the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acdABwYJqks
>>77391025
Reminds me of this gif
>>77393785
did they died
>>77374462
