I have 5-10 tons of fertilizer and T.N.T buried under my lawn. If the government comes to take my guns I'll detonate it. They won't even get to the front door. Hell, they won't even get down my street. How do they plan on violating everyone's constitutional rights when they're vaporized by an earth shattering explosion???
Are you guys prepared for when Obama's army of cucks inevitably come?
A bunker is also a good idea if you don't feel like blowing everything up.
>>77377857
Hi FBI!
>>77377857
no of course I do not have any means of defending myself. only this really shitty boat I take all my guns out on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ot7amDyqbY
Someone please report him to the police.
Posting in an FBI thread.
>>77378170
>implying he isn't the police
Sage
>>77378170
cuck
>>77377857
the problem in the next civil war will be overcoming the technological advantage that the union has
the troops themselves are mostly pathetic and out of shape on average compared to the past
>>77377857
Eat shit fbI
>>77377857
>He has guns
>He didn't lose them all in a tragic boating accident
wew lad
>>77377857
>5-10 tons
W-well which is it?
You got some FO for your AN? Or are you just gonna have to mow the lawn 7 days a week or have yellow grass from nitrogen burn?
>>77377857
5 to 10 tons? did you lose count how much you put in there?
>>77378490
>implying it's not gonna be like in Turner Diaries and they wont just gonna completely search everything you own for guns
>>77377857
>>77377857
Because that level of explosive power endangers several other people unintentionally and that infringes on their freedoms as US citizens.
But if you want tiny explosives that propel pieces of metal to defend yourself, that works just fine.
>>77377857
all we need to do is make sure trump is elected.
>>77377857
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/disregard-petition-ban-ar-15
Sign faggots
>>77377857
Americans will just give away those guns, dont be silly.
>>77377857
Well im reporting this to the FBI.
>>77378954
D R U M P F
because LOW LEVEL IQ FAGS NEED A
H E R O
>>77378950
>that level of explosive power endangers several other people unintentionally
Not until it's used. Otherwise, every mining company and military is a direct threat to regular people. Stop hating freedom.
>>77378170
Question to Americans: Is it illegal to rig up your lawn with explosives, as long as it's not set up as a trap, but can be triggered with a detonator?
>>77377857
>If the government comes to take my guns I'll detonate it. They won't even get to the front door.
that's because if you detonate it, you won't have a front door. or a back door or any walls
>>77377857
>5-10 tons of fertilizer
What a lot of shit.
>>77379597
Has anywhere from none to all of the explosives
>>77379535
Emotions are also explosive, are emotions illegal?
>>77379535
No, it's legal
>>77377857
That sounds like an appropriate, responsible and civil answer, isn't it.
>>77377857
>I have 5-10 tons of fertilizer and T.N.T buried under my lawn.
congratulations its already soaked up enough water that nothing will happen with that
>>77377857
Timothy? Is that you?
I thought you died in 2001?
>>77379691
God I love America.
>>77379535
No anon it's extremely illegal either way
>>77379535
>not set up as a trap
>it can be triggered
you don't get to decide that. the law says it is, the prosecutor will argue it is, the judge will agree, and your cellmate will want to know what the fuck is wrong with you.
Who cares if its the FBI, just say you are Muslims and they are racists and you can do what you want
>>77377857
Guess I'm a #shilldog now
>>77377857
>NEWS FLASH: A PRANK END UP IN A TRAGIC WAY
Fuck you you're grounded
>>77379992
By that I meant. One's a landmine kind of setup and the second is manually activated.
>>77377857
>tries to detonate
>doesn't do shit because it's been underground for years
>>77377857
I have been doing something similar. I buy 2 or 3 bags of fertilizer a year to avoid suspicion and sprinkle it sparingly on my lawn to hide it. I have been doing this for the past ten years and nobody has noticed. Best yet is that my lawn grows really quickly so it hides it so well. Lol.
>>77379683
[c-citation needed]
>>77377857
Hi, kids!
Can you say OP is full of shit?
I knew you could.
>>77378170
No, that's exactly what he'll be expecting us to do.
>>77377857
It's too late for obongo, it'll be hilldog's army coming for you gunfaggots. here's for a second civil war
toasting in an epic bread
>>77379597
>>77380480
CARLOS!
>>77377857
OP, I need some of that fertilizer. My wife is infertile, and would really like to have a second son. Can you send some of it to me?
>>77379728
lmao that's pretty good
You might be having giggles, but in all seriousness, landmines are a stellar home defense weapon. As long as you don't forget where they are.
I would totally mine my property if it were legal.
I assume it's Ammonium Nitrate. It will become useless after the first rain.
Enjoy your very green lawn.
Hello BATF and FBI agents!
>one post
Sage this is a honeypot
>>77377857
>this post was brought to you by the national clandestine service, special activities division, central intelligence agency
>>77377857
>>77381480
I have about 10lbs of potassium chlorate and 5lbs of potassium perchlorate sitting in my garage. Bought them some years ago to make homemade pyrotechnics, but I stopped doing that and now I'm sitting on a small arsenal of potent oxidizers and fuels. Including 4lbs of dark aluminum.
It's all legal, and I have no plans for it, but I keep it all around in case plans are suddenly needed.
Also, I can absolutely confirm that picric acid from aspirin is legit, as is DDNP from that picric acid, and that pharmacies carry tech-grade ammonium nitrate that is excellent for making gelatin dynamite out of.
>>77382250
don't post stuff like this you idiot
>>77382504
Why not? Cops/ATF already know. I'm not exactly breaking ground here. If they wantcha they'll getcha, laws be damned.
Best course of action? Don't be a threat. Don't be stupid.
>>77382993
I guess you're right. ATF is above the law, as they say.
>>77377857
Booby traps, mustard gas, improvised explosives, improvised land mines, and good old fashioned lead. I will die but I will die a patriot defending my rights against liberal tyranny.
>>77377857
wtf i love americans is all i can say
>>77381259
>>77383442
>>77377857
It's not Obama you have to look out for.
>>77383844
how does this work? tripwires?
>>77381439
If it ever got so bad that you need to defend your home with landmines, your home better be a bunker in the middle of nowhere, because the first mine that blows, and the attackers are going to retreat and attack from a distance with near impunity.
Better options are electronic sensors combined with passive countermeasures and a supportive community that has your back. If some jackboots come to violate your rights, your greatest assets are the neighbors that automatically have them flanked, the door that resists a battering ram, the lexan windows that CS grenades bounce off of, the battery-powered strobe lights that ruin their NV, etc.
The .50BMG Raufoss rounds that punch through their entire entry team as they come single-file through the carefully crafted kill-zone you've disguised as a hallway, those are just icing on the cake.
The people that would be "commin for yer guns" aren't going to be elite operators, at least not American ones -- those guys are as redpilled and sheepdog as they come.
>>77383213
After what happened in Waco, I don't bother trying to hide shit from those cunts.
If they want me I'm as good as gone. So I simply make sure not to break laws they can bust me for. Nothing illegal about having raw chemicals around, as long as you're not planning to use them nefariously. I have no plans for anything I have in that regard. The shit just sits out in the garage under other useless crap, gathering dust...
Sometimes I whip out the barium chlorate for my firepit, or some other coloring agent, but that's just to color small fires during parties.
>>77377857
You should just live in Texas like I do.
If the federal goons come here to try to take our guns, the local police here will shoot their jackboot asses.
>>77377857
2/10
got me to reply
>Islamic terror act with direct ties to IS kills 50 Americans
>conservatives still get baited into talking about gun control and getting all defensive instead of ass blasting Muslims
The American right are the true cucks. They played you like a fiddle.
>>77384367
Trip wires work well, RF switches are good, there are other ways to set them off including using pipes to create improvised land mines set off by body weight, even improvised hand grenades.. Shit you can rig one to an ignition switch in a car and easily kill the driver. The key is to set off the primer which is fairly easy.
I saw that shit on caddyshack. It works out great.
>>77384975
>Shit you can rig one to an ignition switch in a car and easily kill the driver
pointed at the face or what?
I imagined those specific ones posted were for taking out ankles
>>77384975
If you make trip wires use fishing line that's clear. They are easily spotted otherwise.
>>77385126
Depends on the type of shell but legs will work just fine. There are major arteries there that if hit will kill a target quickly. It will 100% take the target out of a fight.
>>77385338
ahh right now that I think of it hooked up to the fuse box would be right about leg height in most cars... some heavy bird shot would fuck you right up
Cool story bro.
>>77385497
I don't recommend using this unless you have no choice but to fight but it will work. Don't go booby trapping your home unless you have to you could accidentally hurt a neighbor.
BTW, having a vast working knowledge of explosives and demolitions makes you an extremely valuable man during SHTF.
That's the kinda sell-sword small communities will pay dearly to get.
But please, for the love of god, learn from legit science and engineering texts, not some anarchy bullshit.
>>77385352
those tabs tho
>>77383844
If you want this to work, make the "barrel" a bit longer, and out of metal, not PVC. Also cap the end of the shell much more or much of the gasses will escape backward, instead of forward.
Ha, that would be funny if the OP got his lawn dug up by the feds because of this topic.
It would be even funnier if he was some stupid ass 15 year old teenager and got his parents lawn dug up.
I wonder if anyone has ever gotten in legal trouble for what they posted on /pol/. The OP clearly stated that he is in violation of numerous laws and a risk to public safety. If a topic was going to get someone in trouble it'd be one like this.
>>77385815
/pol/ is satire
>>77385769
I cant post exact pics due to local laws but yes you need to direct the blast slightly. Takes a little more than what I posted but its easy to figure out.
Yea i know man my room is full of wepöns i got nukes set up ill blow this whole country to shit if FBI comes here :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
>>77377857
Collapsing septic tank?
>>77385815
>Ha, that would be funny if the OP got his lawn dug up by the feds because of this topic.
Trolling government agencies can be quite fun.
>>77377857
Hey FBI!
>>77386039
I filled my folder with care bare videos.
>>77384339
desu lad he was under investigation for links to fucking ISIS. I wouldn't let him buy a gun
>>77377857
Have fun going to prison
>>77385994
>I cant post exact pics due to local laws
..but you can post a version that's 90% there, just doesn't work right?
Those are some retarded laws.
>>77379785
>what are plastic bags
>>77386341
Yep so long as its not a 100% functional I fall in the gray area of the law.
>>77384339
anybody can be put on no-fly list and you cannot argue yourself off. Pretty shitty desu if real.
>>77379140
Why would you report this faggot?
>>77378302
Please explain how this is FBI thread
>>77377857
>I have 5-10 tons of fertilizer and T.N.T buried under my lawn.
I bet you have the best lawn and flowerbeds in the neighbourhood.
>>77380631
>If we report him, he wins.
Canada? Is that you?
>>77386916
why would you report him?
>>77378170
KEK
cuck faggot
>>77387114
>Op using a proxy
KEK
>>77387114
>>77380631's argument reminded me of trudeau.
>>77384745
Same here in TN. It's already been discussed locally and plans established for such a contingency. My county could cut most of itself off from all directions very easily and within just a few hours, thanks to natural barriers. Even with no active resistance (LOL), it would take the equivalent of an entire engineering battalion the better part of a week to undo what a few dozen men with earth movers and ANFO could do in a day. Add in a few hundred volunteer snipers, fighting in some of the densest forest on earth, several of whom with FLIR scopes and .50s, and you've a real shit-show on your hands.
America will always be armed and free. To anyone seeking to change that, know that your blood will fertilize our fields, your names forgotten as traitors, and your causes remembered as lost.
>>77387456
>>77387493
>>77387456
I must be missing something here. Just fucking spit it out - why would OP want you to report him and why would you report him?
I don't give a shit if he has some fertilizer buried, it's none of my business.
>>77385352
Nice timestamp
>>77379535
It would be legal to have a given amount of explosives in an appropriately sized and approved storage magazine. If said storage magazine just happened to be under your front yard and also happened to be where you kept your supply of nails, well, that's just circumstantial.
>>77379045
Kek at the "sources" on that picture.
1988, 1991, 1993 usa today, daily beast, telegraph.
>>77379535
there is a law against rigging booby traps. some people have rigged booby traps as home security and killed people and gotten in a lot of trouble. usually it's something like a gun aimed at a door or whatever. whether or not OP's qualifies as a booby trap, I'm not sure. either way, it's none of my business, i'm just a civilian.
>>77377857
WEW I WONDER WHERE OP WORKS
HMMMM
>>77388376
Inside a top secret room in the Hoover Dam, no doubt.
>>77377857
Nice dubs FBI
Now post pics of your stash of TNT
https://youtu.be/rBP3gqHhvBA
>>77380789
>Be retarded Egyptian
>Have no idea that Shillary's Army will be slaughtered en masse by patriots
All fucking Russians must fucking hang.
>>77379045
I'm from Britbong'no'gun'istan; i've a question..
Genuinely confused as to why they always pick on the AR-15, what about all the other similar guns? If they ban this gun surely people would just buy those??
>>77389155
The AR-15 is the most popular rifle in America.
Most versions are also cross-compatitable with the M16 and the M4 (all three are derivatives of the AR-10 rifle from the 50s), meaning that ammunition/parts shortages wouldn't be a problem during a potential mass uprising. Rebel groups could just use captured US ammunition and parts to keep their own weapons running.
>>77388765
lmao
>>77377857
hi fbi
>>77389155
It's a combination of factors, but most significantly, they just want to get their foot in the door, so they can later broaden the terms with less objection.
Also, from a strategic perspective, NATO countries utilize the same ammunition, similar rifles and standardized magazines, and it would be crucial in a totalitarian environment that an insurgent force not be able to exploit such a ubiquity.
>>77377857
I recognize that hole! Saw it in a news story a while back. You don't forget a hole like that one. Timestamp your hole or else I'm identifying you to the FBI as Kevin James:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/09/a-massive-hole-with-stairs-has-appeared-in-this-familys-garden-5742692/
>>77389993
>they dont just climb down
plebs
>>77377857
you diserve another timmy fbi
>>77377857
Enjoy your fertilizer. It will do nothing but help your grass grow. The firtilizer need to be processed correctly, mixed with diesel and detonaded with blasting caps. Enjoy your freedums
>>77388773
>Patriots
>implying they won't side with Shillary to subdue the US
>5-10 tons
I own 1-3 cars.
>1 post by this ID (OP)
nice try, Feds
>>77387503
The only redeeming part of the Khmer Rouge was the fact that the 'intellectuals' who enabled their rise to power were the first ones unceremoniously shot in the back of their heads.
History is never without a sense of irony.
>>77381439
10/10 gif
>literally throwing your life away for your guns
I will never understand why they are so important to you right wing nuts
>>77392940
That's basically true for all the communist regimes -- the first people that get slaughtered once the state has sufficient power are those who were willing to be subversive toward the previous state, because they'd surely be willing to do so again.
>>77379683
R A R E
A
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>>77377857
hello NSA.
weak b8 m8...
>>77379683
RARE
That's a smart thing to type into a forum that is heavily watched by FBI and CIA.
Good job!!!
>>77379683
Eyy its Jerseys brother
>>77391549
That is the dankest ID in the history of /pol/
>>77377857
Fruitcakes like you don't get arrested at home, they wait until your dumb ass is in the drivethru lane at Hardees and jump you there.
>>77377857
>>77393727
What does that mean? Does that mean that someone used a script that posts from several IPs to astroturf a conversation (hence why the OP is only ever seen once?)
>>77393207
You either die now, defending your rights, or you die in the gulag of starvation later. Make no mistake, if America ever actually got so bad they started confiscating guns, the founding father's hope is dead. The country is dead, and if you really believe the ideals of the Constitution, you'll fight to free yourself and create a new republic.
>>77377857
>dig a hole
>pretend there is fertilizer (potassium) and tnt underneath
>be happy
Nice lie my friend
>>77377857
Legit question, how do you know what you're doing?
I mean, no offence, but you are posting on /pol/. Are you sure that stuff won't blow your face, let alone if they will even work?
>>77393705
Hardees lol. good times
>>77393929
yes. easy to slide more important threads
