Anyone have any ideas on how to prevent faggots from stealing your Trump signs? My 70 year old grandmother (Who also happens to be the head of our county's Women's Republican party) keeps getting the signs I get for her stolen out of her yard. Any relatively sane ideas on how to prevent this from happening?
>>76647943
Bear traps
Surveillance cameras? Shotgun? Put them in a place where theives can't easily get to them?
>>76648029
You're on to something
>>76647943
Post books and job applications around it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8
Rig it with a pull wire that explodes a paintball grenade
Anti personnel mines. Claymores are a classic.
If people take it just put up a sign saying every time you steal this I donate $20 to Trump's campaign. Worked for libs in 2012
>>76647943
Secretly watch it for a few hours and confront anyone who tries to take it with a camera and send it to the Alex Jones show
>>76647943
Explosive traps
>>76648277
>rage donation
bernie cucks did that and look at how much we laughed at them for that.
>>76648277
Here's a pic to illustrate my point
>>76648277
This.
Have a graphic bar next to it like "220 dollars raised so far!"
"If you steal Trump's sign, he wins".
im not implying anything
>>76647943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
>>76647943
Scarecrow motion activated water sprinkler. Meant for pets, deer and raccoons. Not illegal since it's just water. Someone goes near the sign, water sprays anyone in the area. Mess with the sign and get sprayed the fuck out. More fun if you add some color dyes and ruin their clothes.
Anti-knee grow traps are good for discouraging sign theft.
>>76648091
Just imagine:
>late at night
>sleeping soundly
>*CLANG*
>You hear screaming. Someone that sounds like they are in an immense amount of pain
>look outside, it's someone near your Trump sign dressed in all black
>smile and go to back to bed
>best rest of your life
>>76647943
Buy motion-detecting (like for wildlife) cameras, put around yard.
Press charges.
>>76647943
Buy a really good camera system and you can rig one of those dye packs they use on money so if the perp is wearing things to conceal his identity he would get painted all over and it won't come off. Then when he ditches his gear they can get dna evidence from it. I saw it on CSI so it will work.
>>76647943
Poison ivy.
>>76647943
Wrap it in concertina wire.
>>76647943
Cover the sign in urushiol (the allergen found on poison ivy) and capsaicin (the stuff in pepper spray).
They won't even realize they've touched this stuff. Next thing you know, they've touched their eyes, lips, or penor/vagoo and they're going to be in for a bad time.
Put razors around the edge, but be sure to put a No Trespassing sign in your yard also. They can sue you if you don't have the latter in your yard.
>>76647943
I saw a guy who attached his to metal poles in a huge-ass slab of concrete.
>>76648542
Scarecrow by Contech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feEceifGMU
>>76647943
put a table with watermelon and fried chicken next to it
>>76648542
Any dyes that disseminate in water can be washed out, unless the clothes cannot be safely washed and HAVE to be dry cleaned, and even then only it would be tough for something to not get cleaned out. I would not expect someone who steals a Trump sign to be wearing dry clean only clothes while they do it.
t. dry cleaning industry professional
>>76648519
Just applying pressure to the cap would not discharge the shell. The firing pin mechanism has to strike it. Not just push against it.
This should probably work fairly well.
>>76647943
>>76648519
Demolition Ranch did a video on something similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMudZWwTGyQ
Not sure if it is legal though, as he clearly states in the video.
>>76649083
>filename
>trigger
>>76648795
This
burn that trash, no one will steal it then
besides, only white trash supports him
Make the edge looks a little loose, as if you can easily tear it off, and underneath it tape razors so when an angry lib tries to yank the sign off he'll cut himself on it.
>>76647943
>Women's Republican party
Nice gender segregation you swine.
>>76647943
Put on the back of it so people who try to tear it down cut themself.
/solid steel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKRryRyHZbg
easiest option would be to not advocate your political bullshit for either side
A pitfall 10 feet down. Place sign right in the middle of the false top.
>>76649431
I'd recommend this if we were talking about anonymously-placed signs in public places. But I'm not sure how the law applies to hidden traps. If this is illegal, you'll get fucked because it's on your property and you're obviously the one who put them there
That's why I would recommend capsaicin/urushiol like here >>76648795
>>76649734
Pussy move
>>76647943
THIS IS HOW YOU PROTECT A TRUMP SIGN
>>76647943
I prop mine up inside my front windows. Theft problem solved.
>>76649734
Unless it's Bernie then it's ok to attack people.
>>76649996
no
>>76650417
you meant to reply to someone else
You probably don't want to do anything illegal. Something mildly annoying but not lethal, even if it doesn't protect your sign, sounds pretty funny to me, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKRryRyHZbg
LIBERALS CAN'T MELT STEEL MAGA
>>76647943
Build a wall
>>76647943
Paint it with something blue/red that doesn't dry or wash off easily so when someone picks it up and carries it away they get covered in blue/red paint
we sit outside drinking all night. we also mark them because people have been taking them to put on there own lawns. we live 5 minutes from trump hq in new jersey we have about 50 signs left. we miss some and just put more up.
>>76647943
Put wooden marks reinforce them with sewing thread (cross stitches like squeares use your imagination) and hold the markers with rocks tied to them with ropes (you can put pica pica powder? traps near the sign after you made some tests)
Design a rat trap disguised as an iphone
Racoons are active around there?
Fishing wire and a drum set, family.
https://youtu.be/pLFKdmXykBQ
>>76647943
Like this, OP.
>>76647943
>Anyone have any ideas on how to prevent faggots from stealing your Trump signs?
Move to Texas, put it on your property. Stand at the ready with your guns, when someone trespasses, warn them three timse to leave, if they don't leave, shoot them
>>76652475
funny as it is, that won't work in america. mantraps are illegal
>>76647943
Hidden razors.
>>76652841
mustard gas?
>>76647943
Make a sign out of something heavy, like a sheet of metal and on the edges make tiny jagged edges.
Find the general timeframe for when they come to steal ( set up a camera ) and predict the next time they will come. Then get a gun and blow their fucking heads off.
>>76647943
cover the sign some kind of substance that is sticky and is an irritant to skin
OP, try hard enough and you will help the fight by potentially revoking someones right to vote.
>>76647943
Lines the sides with razorblades. They're where they're most likely to grab it.
>>76649715
>spray paint
Why not do something less criminal, like making rotten eggs, itching powder, stink bombs, etc fall on anybody who moves the sign? Beartraps and rigged shotguns are great and all, but "dead 'youth' who dint do nuffin killed by Trump supporter" probably wouldn't play well on the evening news.
>>76650105
>mexicans can't hop a fence
>>76647943
>buy a care batery
>dig a hole
>hide the batery in the hole and fill it up again
>wire the sign
>be woken by the comfy smell of rosted niggers
I don't get the point of yard signs or bumper stickers or hats or shirts
nobody is going to see your sign and be like "well gee, hard to argue with that, guess I'm voting for Trump/Clinton/Sanders etc.
especially with bumper stickers its like putting a sign on your car that says "please key my car if you don't agree with me and are unscrupulous"
>>76654525
Clinton? Don't you mean Hillary?
>attach a car battery to the sign
>put video camera on sign
You'll get some good footy of threives getting fucked while trespassing on your law.
>>76654633
then I would have said Donald/Hillary/Bernie
dingus
>>76647943
cover it in something stick
This
Put a very small hole through the bottom of your sign's metal legs and thread a wire in, connect said wire to a battery.
When they yank the sign, it connects it to the metal legs and shocks them.
>supporting Trump
Please stop being a child.
>>76654969
berfect
>>76649083
FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER DAMNIT!
This is so cringey
>>76654525
I saw a woman with a Bernie sticker on her car yesterday. I have a Trump sticker on mine. I called out to her and said "Bernie? Oh man! Well, there is still room on the Trump Train if you want to get on board!" and she just stood there, trying to keep her composer. Good times. Her face looked like pic related.
>>76655067
>Not valuing other people's opinions because they aren't yours
Please stop being a SJW.
>razors with rat poison everywhere
>cameras that shoot acid at intruders
>roomba wielding a 1911
>guard dog
>bamboo pit
>double mine, mine
>grenade mine
basically any trap used by the vietcong
>pic related
>hire a mexican to guard it
>tripwire with lots of broken glass
>a gun
>>76647943
glue razor blades to the edges of the back.
>>76647943
Razor sharp Barbed wire and bear traps if you live anywhere near mountain lions. Take a picture of a WARNING: DO NOT TRESPASS sign right next to it
>>76647943
yes retard, dont put out signs that people are going to steal for 100%
how about that?
>>76654301
Are you stupid a car battery is only 12v.
>>76655067
I want reddit and tumblr to get the fuck out right now
>>76655567
Good thinking, Ahmed!
Oh boy, an excuse to post some of my trap folder!
>>76647943
Get yourself one of these. Or you could wire a gun to a tripwire to fire whenever anybody walks close to it. You have the right to defend your property.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afwsJG_dvwc
>>76648253
should spring for the stealth equip ones which are invisible to the naked eye.
>>76655682
Easy there pancho, this isn't your cartel's cocaine stash.
>>76655903
Electrify the metal bars that hold up the sign
>>76655567
Good idea!
And that woman shouldnt walk down that alley because she knows she gonna get raped 100%
You're a pussy and a faggot.
A pussy-faggot, if you will.
>>76655293
I am a conservative though.
Trump is not a conservative. Hillary is more conservative than Trump even. She is going to win. Just get over yourself.
>>76655067
Too bad you have to be 18 to vote, Bernout.
>>76655988
>>76654969
The pin will not release if there is active tension on the handle.
>>76647943
There was a post earlier where the guy covered it in some sort of glue.
>>76656055
>>76656136
>>76648474
history is repeating
>>76656019
>"B- But I'm not, and here's MY opinion on why you're wrong! It's fact!"
How about you get over yourself, narcissist?
>>76656209
>>76655974
>he doesn't value his property
>>76648916
You can deliver a non-soluble dye with water. It simply doesn't mix with water, but water cannot compress either, so it acts as a cannon that shoots it out WITH the water.
>>76655372
I've not seen that variant of Shotshell booby trap...
Quite ingenious!
>>76656267
And the final trap I will post is this one. I pray these have given some ideas.
Sign removed sets off switch firing a cone of bear mace
>>76647943
>>76649153
This stuff
>>76648029
Before i even opened this thread the first thing i thought of was bear traps. I like your thinking m8
>>76649153
THIS GUY!!!!
BIRD REPELLENT GEL IS FUCKING NASTY.
Make sure you don't have dogs that will get it on them.
>>76648029
Holy fuck, this.
Not sure if you guys knew about this but a McCain supporter got fed up with people stealing his sign that he did this: >>76655019
Then he got a lot of attention because OF COURSE his sign electrocutes a niglet.
The dad said his son just wanted to "see how it was put together" like wtf? It's a sign. Anyways, surprisingly the homeowner wasn't charged even though it's generally illegal to booby trap your property.
>>76647943
Just keep buying more. More money for the campaign.
>>76648029
Holy fuck I was coming in here to day this.
>>76654856
>the joke
>your head
>>76649153
what does it do?
>>76655682
how does this work?
>>76648404
The difference between Bernie and Trump is that Trump actually stands a chance of becoming the next president.
>>76656959
>Victim unkwowingly puts its weight onto the bullet
>Pin at the bottom fires bullet
>Enjoy looking at the floor through you new hole
>>76647943
I recommend spring loaded pungi sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycIw3rjspNU
>>76647943
place ricin needles
>>76657219
don't you need a gun to fire a bullet?
>>76656959
full weight of a man walking without expecting any traps or holes means all the weight goes directly into bullet and causes it to punch the primer, boom foot is gone.
You can fire bullets with a hammer, don't need a lot of force to do it, as long as you hit the primer dead center.
>>76653121
Yes.
Buy bear mace and slather it all over the back of the sign. Make sure you're wearing surgical gloves and a facemask when you're doing it because this stuff is nasty. Once somebody lifts the sign and puts it in their car, they'll get this stuff all over them, blinding them for hours.
>>76654301
Ground the battery so it dies
>relatively sane ideas
A bear trap in front yard might get you in legal trouble, inb4 land of the free
The real question is why are you buying your grandma Trump signs? You vote for her too, faggot?
Glue it on a big thick steel sheet and put in the ground with 2 poles.
Leftists are too weak to carry it or break it then.
>>76657390
>>76647943
>Any relatively sane ideas on how to prevent this from happening?
you've come to the wrong place
>>76657288
haha, i was looking at a flag on a house today, remembering when the chimps in south carolina were stealing the rebel flags, and someone suggested placing punji spikes under the flag.
Just cover the back of it in glitter glue (or some kind of slowly drying crazy glue)
>>76657390
To fire a bullet you just need to pucture its base. A gun is made to safely shoot many bullets, but this is meant to be a cheap and simple single use trap.
>>76657390
Fucking euro poor.
No the cartridges primer gets struck and ignited the gun powder
Go read a book nigger
>>76648519
>>76656843
it is like a glue trap for mice
>>76647943
>>76649900
There are only 7 states in the continental US that do not have poison oak/ivy/sumac.
Just say you planted it near a bush.
>>76657634
They don't fuck with mine but that's because I took a few shots at the last trespasses on my land. Put a round of rock salt in someones ass and they tend to leave you alone.
>>76656055
you posted one good thing so far
and this was it
>>76658070
I mostly have fantasy traps. Just the nature of the beast, I suppose.
>>76649275
The barrel you use has to be 26in long as a firearm that isn't a handgun has to be at least 26in overall length.
>>76657916
>nigger or illegal in the middle of the road glued to a Trump sign
god please do it OP
>>76649083
>the bullet can be seen inside the gun
>>76648253
>Paint a claymore to look like a trump sign
>When it detonates loudspeakers scream MAGA
>>76654969
Putting the Rump in Trump.
>>76647943
Razor blades.
>>76655903
my trap folder is a bit different than yours, but i still like it
>>76649153
what a great product
never heard of it thanks
>>76656055
>or within a room that is rapidly filled with water
what the hell were these guys planning for?
#ClaymoresForTrumpSigns
Lets see all those vets do something worthwhile ae?
>>76647943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs7VRFV36c
>>76647943
Coat the edge of the back side in red bearing grease
>>76656959
It works better if you can leave space between the cartridge and the screw so it actually punctures primer.
>>76652841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgWDMPfvXSg
>>76650105
This looks like a challenge I would have accepted as a kid...Even though I support Trump
>>76659052
The inevitable civil war to depose liberals and retake America. It will start pretty quick if Hillary is elected.
>>76653121
No it explodes
>>76650105
molotov over the fence
>>76653121
Chlorine gas bomb.
Can't believe nobody mentioned this yet but paintball gun.
>wait outside or by an open window
>see someone in your yard
>pop pop pop
>kek and post your wins on forechin
>>76647943
easy
<-- bury some of these
Paint mines used in paintball are fairly cheap and reusable. Just a simple tripwire and it fires off like one of those whirling sprinklers
>>76654525
Yard signs, bumper stickers, [spoiler] and flags[/spoilers] are for people who need some sort of image or symbol to attach their identity and personality to.
Humans are like magpies in this regard, but it goes far deeper than that. One of the reasons Islam outlaws the use of icons and symbols is precisely because people have worshiped these things since antiquity.
>>76647943
https://youtu.be/3H2c8QwL9zI
>>76656019
>I am a conservative
No you're a faggot who goes to place they aren't welcome just to be annoying
>>76660937
was expecting a different outcome
>>76648519
hi nsa
Those holes with sharpened sticks at the bottom covered with leaves
>>76647943
why are people like you so pathetic?
were not breastfed as a child? not spanked? are you bi? what's wrong with you?
>>76657874
haha, clit
When did liberals become so uninformed and borderline retarded? It wasn't always this way. I dont agree with everything trump says but I almost want to vote for him just to spite all these fucking brain damaged sjw's
Live in a pretty liberal city. On my street alone there are about 10 Bernie signs.
I've only seen one Trump sign - Nailed 10 feet up the trunk of a tree. I need to take a picture of it next time I drive down that street.
>>76661641
Best swallow your pride and vote trump the alternative is Hillary and the continued slow death of America. She has already let Americans die rather than save them and more blood will be on her hands if she comes to power.
>>76648029
As much as I applaud this idea, it is illegal and you will go to jail for a long time. God bless a country where shitheads can enter your property and you get in trouble.
>>76658225
that hurts thinking about
>>76662122
Post no trespassing signs and you can shoot them where I live. :)
And sign that tells, that there is traps that can kill you.
>>76659406
WHERE DO I BUY ONE
>>76656290
Whats it supposed to do?
>>76647943
Get a cheap electric fence driver from the nearest farm supply store and rig the sign up hot.
It's completely legal as long as the sign is in such a place where the Bernfag has to be trespassing to steal it.
For absolutely 100% legal CYA, place a smaller sign warning of the electric fence near the trump sign. It's OK - niggers can't read.
https://jonathanturley.org/2008/10/31/shocking-the-noble-boy-mccain-supporter-shocks-nine-year-old-boy-with-electrified-campaign-sign/
BRING
BACK
TAR
&
FEATHERING
BRING IT BACK
I'm about to get a van, and I want to put a big fat Trump sticker on the back, stake it out, and remotely trigger the tar & featherer.
Or, hook up a brutal electrical charge to the sticker. That would probably be easier.
I wouldn't want to hurt someone who just wants to gently stroke and appreciate the sticker though.
>>76656604
>it's generally illegal to booby trap your property.
This is a Jewish lie, like the Holocaust, deliberately spread to keep cucks from protecting what is theirs.
Nothing is illegal with defensive traps. What is illegal is indiscriminate traps that can kill or seriously injure. Pepper spray, dyes, shockers, all perfectly fine. Live traps, like blast shields and locking doors to exists? Fine. Every single bank and high-end retailer uses traps on merchandise. Why? Because it's legal to defend your shit.
Shotgun shells, punji pits, and land mines, no.
>>76663495
either kill a bear or grant it unholy powers
>>76662122
Wouldn't that fall under stand your ground laws?
If not you can always just say you're trying to protect yourself from bears
Just write a sign saying its lethally boobie trapped
>>76664300
the traps are to keep me away from bears
>>76656089
They almost got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBa5bQfTGc
>>76664235
Probably the best reply I could have received.
Coat it with tiny razorblades or boobytrap it somehow.
>>76657390
please get raped by germany again you guys are fucking retarded
>>76647943
Bernie supporter here. Im gonna Brock your granny to death.
>>76647943
Dig a hole around the sign and cover it with leaves.
>>76648277
This will work but extra-fanatics might try something different instead like vandalize your property, other than the sign.
>>76647943
Lol, maybe stop being a faggot cuck who supports the cuck emporer of America's retards
>>76656222
And so are your digits, my friend
>>76657390
>gun has magic power to make bullet go off
Europeans must be even less mechanically inclined than I thought
>>76655372
>roomba weilding a 1911
Fucking kek
Stop living in a shitty neighborhood?
My town has a large number of Berniefags, but also some Trumpfags. Nobody touched anybody's signs, because we're actually civil toward each other.
Either that or half the town is high on heroin
>>76666980
what a waste of quads you stupid spic
>>76655293
>listen to my opinion, stop making fun of what I like
You sound the same as an SJW, only difference is you are even more retarded bc you support drumpf
>>76668617
>>76656019
This, Hillary is a center right candidate, too bad everyone in this country is fucking retarded and would rather pick sides and whine about how the party they don't like has brainwashed everyone else instead of actually trying to understand each candidate
>>76647943
This looks like a good and simple idea and won't get you in much trouble (hopefully).
I don't know if it would work in a big sign though.
>>76668566
Those aren't quads you dumb nigger
SOLID STEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKRryRyHZbg
>>76669008
The fuck are you talking about? Hillary is the most liberal nominee for president in decades. She's even further left than Obama.
This country is going even further down the drain if she gets elected.
Not sure if legal, but you could mash some poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac, then wipe the resin on the sign ;^)
>>76647943
claymore mines
>>76647943
if they steal a Trump sign
replace it with a Hitler sign
let them know your patience has it limits and you'll shut their dirty lying Jewish mouths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofOYnahPqjA
I think a honour guard is the obvious answer.
>>76670881
Build invisible wall
>>76649900
Place the sign near your house. Say you have a rabbit problem. Then ask the individual why they were near your house touching your sign. As long as you don't put it right out by the sidewalk where some little kid might fall and hit it you should be okay.
>>76647943
A gun?
stepping stone pepper spray, and put super glue all over so if they grab it they cant take it off. and everyone will know
>>76647943
I just ripped down a trump sign.
LOL
>>76648029
Its it honey?
>>76647943
Put razor blades on the edges and a bouncing betty near it.
>>76656363
Cute trap, dude.
>>76670697
>we need socialism
>mysides.jpg
>>76647943
Coat it in thermite.
>>76647943
Rub poison oak all over it.
>>76673456
Do the evolution baby!!
>>76647943
>Live in SoCal city
>Trump signs on fences in the middle of town and nobody is tearing them down
Feels good man. 29.1% Hispanic too
>>76656604
> it's generally illegal to booby trap your property
The trick is to have the electricity do something other than zap coons.
Put some lights on top, wired into the defensive circuit. If it blasts a dindu, then it was just an amateur wiring job gone wrong, not a booby trap.
>>76652841
Lulz
>>76652475
that is really fucking fake
Guys pls, its not worth killing someone over and more importantly go to jail for. Do non lethal traps and record it for youtube to expose bernouts getting stumped.
>>76674730
The Emperor will pardon his loyal partisans when he takes the throne.
nobodys dumb enough to steal a trump sign in my neighborhood...police are called on sight for any suspicious thug/teenager. And I'm in southern California too.
>>76660630
yes and this is why muslims are such an advanced society
>>76647943
Razorblades around the edges? It'll give your sign a halo in the sun, and maybe that deep red stain of freedom; because the tree of patriotism gotta be watered with the blood of dindus, or nuffins.
>not running electricity through the sign
>>76647943
Bird repellent applied to the edges of the sign.
Sticks like shit to a blanket and is just an awful experience.
>>76648029
First fucking post.
Put punji spikes around it.
stop being a pussy. watch the sign for a little while, and when somebody goes to mess with it get off your ass, confront them, and hit them in the fucking face if necessary.
>>76647943
Alarm tripwires around the sign, rifle by the bed.
>>76647943
Build a wall, m8
>>76647943
Get a metal sign and hook up a car battery to it.
Just blast the sign with bear spray. Anyone who touches it will have their day ruined
>>76658905
lol
>>76647943
If you know who they are put isis signs in their yards
*&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
>>76647943
You could try this https://youtu.be/pLFKdmXykBQ
I got my sign stolen a while back but the retard was stupid enough to put it up on their house a few blocks away so my mailman alerted me about it when she saw it. I took some pics for evidence then called the cops on their, Id guess, illegal ass. The graffiti was easy to clean off and now its back up though this time theres another sign, more threatening, right next to it that says: Stealing is not worth losing your life over.
No ones messed with it since
>>76669148
good.
