Type of Government: Theocratic Fascism (Pol is a christian board)
Government: /Pol/
Diplomats and Senators: /int/ and /soc/
Military: /k/ and /out/
Government funded scientists(DARPA, nasa, etc):
/g/, /3/, and /sci/
All other boards: citizens
>>75999361
>Theocratic Fascism
I don't get this. /pol/ exists as an outlet for free speech. Free speech is, at best, stunted by fascism and, at worst, outright abolished by it. If /pol/ were a fascist nation, it would cease to be /pol/.
What would /b/ b?
>>76000004
Eh, technically speaking if the speech controls are held by social forces rather than legal forces, both can coexist. Sure, you can say that communist is awesome here and no one will delete it, but you will get argued (or shitposted if people are feeling less generous) into oblivion.
>>75999361
It would be a direct democracy ironically because most /pol/ack won't risk to have a retarded stormfag as a leader.
>>76000213
deported to Africa
>>76000390
Part of fascism is government control over speech and public opinion. Social forces will be overturned by legal ones in a fascist nation as in order for such a nation to exist it must have support from the society to exercise legal control over speech.
>>75999361
>>75999433
Bretty gud. But you forgot closed borders and nationalist principles
what about /sp/?
we'd win everything
I have been received visions of Kek and have been sent to tell you three things.
1: Traps are gay
2: 3D is PD
3: I am the new God emperor
>>76001473
Sports are a distraction but help a nation rally. Citizens at best
>no aristocracy with /pol/ and /his/ as rulers
ok
>>76001666
Holy fuck it worked.
>>76001666
Nuoh my god. Digits confirm you are a Kek high priest. Teach me your ways dark one
>>75999361
/x/ RELIGION
>>76001666
hail kek
>>76001787
Believe in Kek and he will protect.
/pol/ony when?
Get the fuck outta here with that /pol/ is a christian board meme.
>>75999361
id like to believe 4chan is a monarchy, First it was moot, then Hiro. How many kings will we witness in our life time?
>>75999361
If it was like this, I would Guy Fawkes you faggots in your parliment as soon as i got the chance.
>>76001666
Holy trips KEK lives
>>76001666
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>75999361
How the fuck is /3/ science? Making models in Maya and shit isn't even close to "science". It's more art than science.
>>75999361
>implying 4chan is /pol/
>implying the country of 4chan wouldn't be ruled by an atheist autocrat who occasionally fucked with certain states for fun and added new states whenever he felt like it
>>75999361
/b/, /vp/, /mlp/, and /tg/ will run the Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.
>>76002908
>/b/ having a role
kek
but seriously no
>>75999361
We tried to create a government last summer. It was all going really well, with natsocs, lolbertarians, transhumanists and neoreactionary momarchists working together to solve problems in a mature register, and learning more about each others philosophies through cooperation
Then a literal jew decided to subvert and destroy it using proxies to spam votes and turned it into shitflinging fest that everybody rage-quit in disgust
>>76001666
>>75999361
JUST TO LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT A BRIT HERE IS PLANNING ON MAKING /POL/ A NATION ON A SMALL ISLAND IN TEN YEARS
>>75999361
>/int/ is our diplomat
it's like you're trying to get us nuked
>>75999361
>Pol is a christian board
A lot of Un Christian things happen here.
>Theocratic Fascism
So is my loyalty to my god or my dictator?
>>76000004
/thread
>>75999433
>/b/
>citizens
hell fucking no
>>76002711
Autodesk Inventor + fluid sims
>>76003071
Create a government where? On some piece of land?
/pol/ is a pagan board
>>76003336
95% of /3/ isn't that though. It's mostly just shitposting from failure game devs who make shitty models in Maya/Max.
Closest thing to that on /3/ is maybe particle animations which are few and far between. Not to mention the board is dead
>>76003014
/b/ are the prison wardens.
Who better to control prisoners than people with no control?
>>76001666
I agree with you on one. I dont know what the fuck two means, and I guess trips mean you're right on three.
Praise KEK
>>76001666
Holy fuck. Them trips. All hail.
>>75999361
>Pol is a christian board
Top kek.
Its half people pretending to be christian, and half people pretending to be mad about it.
>>76001666
what is thy bidding oh prophet of Kek
>>76003406
Here, it was called /pol/ parliament
>>76003502
what could possibly go wrong?
>>76001666
Of course 3D traps are gay
>>76001666
the chosen one of kek has announces himself to the world.
ITS HAPPENING
>>75999361
>4chan letting /pol/ be the government
If anything it should be /s4s/
>4chan
>not an anarchy
>>75999361
[s4s] should be special forces, nobody could stop half-insane memetic shock troops
>>76003262
>So is my loyalty to my god or my dictator?
This is why theocratic militarist monarchy is best. King/Emperor's authority is derived from military leadership skill, and role as agent of divine will
>>76001666
>>75999361
>Diplomats and Senators: /soc/
top motherfucking kek
>>76003968
Sorry. Australia is already the special forces.
Nobody can stop emus and shitposters.
>>76001666
TOP KEK
SPEAK AGAIN, PROPHET
>>76003994
What if the monarch breaks the laws of the religion?
Let's say the emperor has an affair on the empress.
Would we take him out of power with a coup? Military court? Public court? Parliament?
>>76004366
If God wills it, so it shall be.
>>76004442
So a parliament made up of priests, nuns, and theologians to interpret the scripture?
Kek also wishes for a yearly sacrifice of roasties.
>>76004442
Off by two, kek shows that dead jews have no power here
>>76004649
Kek is my power.
>>76004715
Your faith is insufficient, but soon he will bless you with more visions.
>>76004825
Coat of Arms
>>76004974
Didn't meat tor reply but there's your (((you)))
>>76004974
Looks pretty homo to me, Fritzl
>>76001666
WITNESSED
>>76004974
This is an affront to Kek. There is not one frog on it.
>>76004442
*tips*
Kek bless me with dubs
/b/ - prison population
>>75999361
this thread is pure shit senpai if 4chins was a country each board would in charge of what is discussed there
>>76003264
>>76000004
In this enviorment, instead of the facist using guns and bullets.... Memes and debate are the weapons of choice.
A armed battalion of right wing death squads, replaced with a conglomerate of shitposters and flame war honed debaters/philosophers are the states apparatus.
Other blue pilled opinions is dissent, and will be crushed with a iron fist of memes.
>>75999361
I think /pol/ would probably follow this as doctrine http://www.resist.com/Onlinebooks/For-Legionaries.pdf
>>75999361
>/pol/
Head of Government, senate.
>/int/
Department of Foreign Relations
>/n/
Department of Transportation
>/k/
Department of Defense
>/biz/
Department of Commerce and Treasury
>/sci/
Department of Education
>/out/
Department of Agriculture
>/t/
Department of Energy
>/b/
Middle class population, general population
>/r9k/
Lower income population, those who cannot work and are dependent on government aid lives here
>/wsg/
Film industry
>/gif/
Porn industry
>/fa/
Fashion industry
>/mu/
Music industry
>/news/
Media
>>76001666
praise kek
amen
>>76007727
>/b/
>population
fuck no
>>76009676
Sorry, but seeing as /b/ is the most active board with a large margin it makes sense.
Not that it would matter to /pol/
There will be a massive anime district in the capital and in other major cities.
>>76001666
>/pol/ forgetting that satan is a deceiver.
Traps are not gay
3D makes memes and vidya for vg fegs
We obviously know who the new God Emperor of /pol/idise is.
>>76001666
hail kek
>>76007727
/n/ and /o/ should be joint DoT, just to make sure all the highways don't get defunded and everyone winds up wearing spandex and biking everywhere like a faggot.
>>76000213
Our version of the Hitler Youth; they're just edgelord proto-/pol/tards that are still bluepilled, but will find their way eventually.
My first act as the Satanic warlord of /Pol would be to remove all Jews.
>>76001666
Checked w
Good idea
/a/, /lgbt/ and /mlp/ would be thrown to extermination camps
GET INVOLVED IN THE 4CHAN PARLIAMENT FAGGOTS
>>>/b/687681139
>>>/b/687681139
>>>/b/687681139
>>>/b/687681139
>>>/b/687681139
GET IN HERE
>retards itt don't realize /pol/ is set to become a nation in the next ten years
i think i'm going to block access for anime fans though, you're all a bunch of fucking pedophiles
