>see this
>buy lots of ammo
>become real life Adam Lanza
>blame it on miss piggy here
>???
>profit
How is her fat, doughy ass going to keep me from shooting beer kegs with my .308?
>>75992216
if you saw her crotch you'd go blind
>>75992216
>not shooting her with your .308
>>75992080
She's a funny and beautiful woman
Shut up
>>75992437
It's great knowing that she thinks she's empowered, when all the men who have shagged her just know she's a slag.
>>75992216
If you saw her crotch you'd shoot yourself
>>75992437
Does she ever tell jokes? Its like her whole "comedy" routine is just her talking about being a skank. Thats not funny, its sad!
>>75992080
>miss piggy
kek, spot on.
>>75993408
That's pretty uncanny.
>>75992080
It was kinda funny how Spike aired shit like Kick-Ass and Riddick all day for gun violence awareness.
>>75992417
Silly Brit not using the proper weapon.
>>75992080
I want this pig to fuck off and fry.
>>75993928
SHES FUCKING A WHITE WHALE
>>75994078
HOLY
GRAIL
>>75992358
>My face that I find her sexy in a horribly disgusting way and want to that vag
>not posting the image
It's like you want her to feel good about herself
![Cj9pH9OUUAAicnY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fv6r9DY.jpg "Cj9pH9OUUAAicnY[1].jpg")
>>75994707
Woops forgot image
>>75992593
>shagged
>slag
I really like these british terms
>>75994760
>all that belly fat
cut the sugar + carbs and eat some protein you piggily wiggily jiggily
>>75994707
>>75994760
A women posting her body for attention and compliments
wew lad its 2016
>>75994760
fat girl angles
>>75994078
Moby kek
>>75995074
>>75992832
>Does she ever tell jokes
Only when she can steal them
>>75992080
You sound as fucking stupid as she is.
And post a link, I'm not googling this shit.
>>75995100
>moby kek
Fucking kek
>>75994760
>>75995074
I don't Get it, I'd fuck her judging by the first pic but the second one wew lad
>>75995509
The 3/4 angle effect applies to all aspects of the body, not just the face.
>>75992080
Guns are a serious problem and there's only one team we can trust to confiscate them all.
>>75981999
>>75995279
http://perezhilton.com/2016-06-02-amy-schumer-no-panties-gun-safety-instagram-photo
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/amy-schumer-tweets-underwear-less-pic-gun-violence-awareness-article-1.2658752
Leafy links to fem cuck dribble
>>75992080
Will she put her underpants back on if we promise not to buy any more high calibre baby assaulters?
>>75992216
It makes you switch to a bigger caliber.
>Calls herself a whore
>Acts like a whore
>Someone else jokes that she's a whore
>Comedian whose shtick is being a whore gets offended
>Fast Forward
>Acts like a whore for political advancement
>>75995964
All the sycophantic praise for her """""""beauty""""""" contained therein has caused me to become mildly nauseated. Wonderful.
>>75995964
...and it burns, burns, burns...
>>75995509
Fat women have some kind of voodoo selfie magic that lets them shave off 40 lbs
>>75992080
>On Thursday, the blonde beauty took to Instagram to raise awareness for gun safety in honor of National Gun Violence Awareness Day
>>75993408
Neither one of these pictures of Amy look like miss piggy.
>>75997245
>Fat women have some kind of voodoo selfie magic that lets them shave off 40 lbs
It's called makeup, which distracts the eye from all the fat rolls
Are we really this out of touch?
>>75992080
>Saw picture
>Threw away my fishing pole
Never again
>>75997588
Nicely played.
>>75997688
She touched her sister you know. Just look at 0:27
Didn't this Miss Piggy bitch already get BTFO though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUxwUCjSOk
>>75997677
I wonder if there were men in ancient Greece that looked at statues of fatties and thought to themselves that these fat bitches are just attractive. Surely there must have been some that preferred fit girls.
>>75997688
Why oh why did i click on this?
>>75997891
Meant to say unattractive.
So did she post her vag on Instagram?
>>75997677
>this one statue this one time
fuck these fatties
>>75992080
>WE AREN'T SEX OBJECTS WE HAVE BRAINS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU
>LOOK AT ME I'M PRETENDING I'M MAKING A POLITICAL POINT WHEN REALLY I'M JUST POSING NAKED
fucking women man
>>75997688
life really is suffering
>>75992216
>"When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you"
>>75997891
Well I'm also willing to bet that Aphrodite wasn't supposed to be a slutty degenerate
Amy Schumer's weight is made much worse by her personality
>>75997688
I'd take one for the team if I was still single, desu. Sex addiction is a horrible curse.
Disgusting slag.
>>75992080
Ms. Piggy.
I knew I recognized her from somewhere.
>>75993928
Hello Ahab
>>75997688
I hate myself for clicking this
>>75998200
she can't take a fucking shower? wtf is this attention whoring?
>>75998200
Grade A white trash
>>75995509
>I don't Get it, I'd fuck her judging by the first pic but the second one wew lad
It's because she took 200 selfies to get the best angle, and dimed the lights a little, so you can't see how truly disgusting she really is.
>>75997891
It's like one statue, it's like when they use those fatty paintings from the 17th century or some shit and pretend that was the ideal female body at the time when in reality it was mostly just the same painter doing all of them, he obviously had some fat fetish
>>75997677
The problem is, the one on the left does not look like fucking Miss Piggy. The one on the left looked healthy for her time, and in all honesty probably was. There is an allure to such a woman of the past with that kind of physique. It's almost noble.
Amy Schumer has no physique. Her body is literally disgusting. Instead of looking healthy, she looks like what she is, an obese pig.
She's also posing in that picture to look less fat, where as the sculpture really wasn't that fat at all. >>75995074
>>75998200
Jesus christ, wash your cunt properly and lose some weight so your thunder thights wont clash together all night.
I don't need to see her or any other woman doing this. Take care of yourselves for fuck sake that's your 1 job.
>>75997891
You don't get it. The appeal of the curvier women isn't in the looks, it how it feels in bed. Ask the guy in your pic.
>>75992832
>what is 90% of female comedians, ever
>real life adam lanza
Spooky
>>75997677
notice how Amy Schumer is sitting almost 100% upright while the statue definitely have her upper body more bent down.
Amy probably is about 20% fatter than the model used for the statue
>>75992832
That's the majority of the material for female comedians. If it's not sex then it will be about other bodily functions and personal hygiene.
>>75997688
How does such a fat creature have such tiny tiddies. Makes me sick desu senpai
>>75995074
>size4.jpg
What a fucking hypocrite
>>75998575
>Take care of yourselves for fuck sake that's your 1 job.
It infuriates me when women can't be skinny and attractive. That's literally all they have to do, yet so many of them are fat, lazy, look like shit and cry about the fact that they are all of those things.
>>75998200
huge shoulders and a fatty gut
>>75997891
Have you ever even opened a history book? The ancient Greeks were notorious for gay sex and gay pedophile sex. They preferred fit muscular men to women though most were bisexual.
>>75992437
>that caked-on makeup
>face is way whiter than neck
She looks like a fucking clown
>>75998112
Actually she was.
Aphrodite = tumblr
Athena = /pol/
>>75994078
>jews
>white
>Sans panties
Undertale fans come up with the weirdest shit.
She's a kike like D4n Schn31d3r
>>75998472
>those fatty paintings from the 17th century or some shit and pretend that was the ideal female body at the time when in reality it was mostly just the same painter doing all of them,
lol
this is absolute horseshit, but it's funny horseshit
there are plenty of art archives online, go look at paintings through the ages and how women were painted and learn for yourself
>>75997688
>>75999018
I mean they're women, they're walking talking physical resumes for marriage.
If you can't even manage the physical side of things, I'm not even taking a look at the rest of their proverbial resume.
Get the fuck out of my office.
But if that bitch has a rockin body, step right in, let's have the interview so I can decide whether or not I'll spend the rest of my life providing for you through hard work.
You know, not only is Amy Schumer unfunny, but she's also a joke theft. That means she doesn't even know how to steal a funny joke, how utterly untalented do you have to be? What's the joke in the first place, the fact that a whale-pig-human can find someone to fuck?
>>75998200
So this is funny or sexy now?
>>75999672
>get the fuck out of my office
kek
>>75999672
Exactly. And even a skinny-fat build is a bit iffy. A tone woman is a disciplined woman, and the type of woman who possibly has marriageable characteristics.
One of my ex co-workers is a fat slob, like 30 years old, cries about not being married or having kids, always talks about totally starting a new diet...soon....probably.... and then just gorges on junk and probably never works out. I want to kill her out of pity.
>>75999904
Neither
>>76000000
AMY SCHUMER BTFO
>>76000000
NICE
>>76000000
Nice dubs
>>76000000
W O W
>>76000000
Nice trips
>>76000000
holy fugg canada.
>>75992080
>poses sans panties
Is this meant to induce gun owners to commit suicide?
>>75992216
WooooOOOOoooooo Al!
>>76000000
Nice sext.
>>76000000
DAMN!
>>75997688
FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>76000000
>checked
Amy Schumer is officially neither funny or sexy.
>>76000000
AND CHANG KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK
>>76000000
>>76000000
nice repeating digits famalam
>>76000000
Nice 76 get man.
>>76000000
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>76000000
THANK YOU BROTHER
REMEMBER THIS DAY
>>76000000
KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT KEK WILLS IT
>>76000000
GGGOOOOOAAAALLLL
>>75992437
she doesn't seem to be aware of the fact that being incapable of attaining anything closer to a relationship than getting banged by drunken walers is not so much empowering as it is depressing
>>76000000
Jesus Christ is a fucking leaf
>>75992080
Do ass to mouth and maybe I'll care.
>>76000000
A FUCKING LEAF
>>76000000
Noice
>>75992417
That's called murder, dumbass. We don't have honor killings here like where you come from.
>>76000000
>>76000000
>>76000000
WITNESSED
>>76000000
SIX GORILLION SAYS IT ALL
SCHUMER NEITHER FUNNY NOR SEXY
PRAISE KEK
>>75997375
>beauty
>>75994078
>He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.
>>76000000
MUH 76 MILLION
>>76000000
checked and include me in the screenshot
>>76000000
Triple double
>>75995074
You should never risk getting Cabbage Patch Kids soaking wet. smdh
>>75999999
>>76000000
>Canada takes both gets
Ooooh Canada~
>>75998112
You'd be willing to lose whatever you bet then,friendo.
>>76000000
OH SHIT
>>76001147
F
>>76000000
Based
>>75997688
>my penis can only get so soft
>>76000000
>neither
>>75997688
Great, I was fucking eating too, asshole
>>76001278
A true Canadian hero
>>75995100
>>75994078
>>75993928
fucking kek
>>75997688
these fucking kikes man...
>>76000000
>>75997677
>someone sulpted a fictional character kind of fat once
>therefore you are somehow lying to the greeks who know the truth???
I dont get the argument
>>75992080
Finally something to really make me think. The sight of Amy Schumer's rotten vagina has made me #ReadyForHillary.
>>76000000
This just might be the most impressive thing the nation of Canada has ever achieved. Congrats, LeafBro
>>75997375
>beauty
>>76000000
Amy (((Shumer))) btfo by a fucking leaf no less
>>75993408
wow, she should star in the live action muppets
now just to find a guy who looks like kermit
>>76000000
>>76000000
Reddit here I come!
>>76000000
Agree. Enough of these fugly unfit, unfunny slags.
>everyone too focused on the fucking ham
>only one person, a Swede of all people, notices "real life Adam Lanza"
What happened, /pol/? I thought you were better than this.
>>76001614
>>76001444
ayyye nice
>>75992080
Sorry Pol, I want to Cummy in Mummie
>>76000000
GEEEETTTTTTTT
>>76000000
Word
>>75997688
>tfw I'm about as fat as her but I'm not flabby so I can't reproduce that fucking gut drop
At least I'll never be Amy Schumer
Is Amy Schumer Jewish, do you think?
>>76000000
sick dubs my fellow countryman!
>>76000000
Nice singles
>>76000000
noice
>>76000000
Kek
>>76000000
A fucking leaf gets everything.
>>76000000
>Get
>Funny
>Canadian
Never thought I'd see the day.
>>75997688
I actually started screaming involuntarily.
>>76000000
The dubs on this thread. Too much. Witnessed.
>>75998395
She's jewish. Just kill yuorself jew.
>>75994351
same she reminds me of my sister (not blood related in any way)
>>75994760
is that even her? Photoshopped to hell and myspace angles
>>76000000
CHECKED
>>76002246
Holy fuck
>>76000000
fugging rekt
>>76004337
He even sounds like Kermit, it's perfect.
>>75997891
It explains why they always fucked little boys
>>75997688
C-can t-this be unseen?
>>76000000
Nice, fucking checked
>>75992437
She's disgusting and about as funny as the fat girl in a sorority trying to joke her way into getting fucked, kill yourself if you are serious anon
>>75992080
She really is Ms Piggy
>>75992080
A-any pussy pics?
>>76000000
We're all checked now...
>>75997677
>Amy probably weighs less than that stone sculpture.
Checkmate fat-shakers!
>>76000000
>quints
So I was born with a penis, and I'm having a bit of trouble with the logic here, if anyone can take a minute to explain
So Amy Jewmer is upset about gun violence. She then takes a picture of herself with no panties on.
Explain.
>>75997891
Those people had different preferences in regards to women because in those times, being chubby meant being healthier and wealthier than being slim. Slim women were slim because they didn't have enough to eat. There were no gyms in 1200 BC. The concept of "fit" was meaningless for them since sedentary lifestyles were exclusive of the nobilty.
They preferred chubby women because it meant she was from a wealthy family and could likely produce more and healthier children, with higher chances of survival, than a slim, i.e. poor, underfed and possibly sick.
Pic related (ignore the obvious SJW text).
Pick one to bear your children in a world in which food isn't guaranteed and healthcare isn't even a thing.
TL;RD: Ancient people didn't necessarily believe fat was beautiful, it was all about reproduction.
>>75992080
>Muh vagina
Everytime!
>>75997688
>>75994078
Calm down ahab
>>76000978
underrated
>>75994760
Not her, or heavily shopped and angled
>>75997688
Why did I watch it all the way through?
>>76005121
Yup. Back then the biggest focus was surviving. Being plump meant you were doing good at that. The whole point of every life form is to continue the species. Most of the reason why men are naturally attracted to large breasts. It's been a sought after trait in our species for thousands of years.
>>76000000
good work, my brother
>>75998583
>Ask the guy in your pic.
kek
>>76005106
The female crotch is the answer to everything.
>>75997688
The most comprehensive explanation to homosexuality i've ever heard
>To a gay man, all women look like Lena Dunham.
After i heard that it all made sense.
>>76000000
MUH 6 MILLION
>>76000000
>>75997688
HIGH TEST
>>76000000
:O
>>75992437
That's up for me to decide.
She's neither.
>>75995100
Beautiful
>>75997677
>being so fat that you can't even squat like an old statue
>>76000000
Cheked
>>75997688
GAS THIS
>>76000000
woah
>>76000000
good double
>>76000000
LEAF GOT GUD
>>75995155
>Glorious Tabasco Sauce behind him
>Chooses pleb Cholula
Absolutely haram.jpeg
>>76001046
oink.
>>76005967
ayyee
>>76000000
holy shit
>>76010872
>Canadian snownigger thinks he knows anything about hot sauce
>>75992080
Her dad is a wealthy jew. She's such a phony. She doesn't even have to work.
>>76000000
aishiteru, leaf-kun
>>76000000
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>76000000
Waste
>implying this won't cause more gun sales
>implying this won't increase the suicide rate
>>76011162
she used to shoplift too.
she and her sister got out of it with a slap of the wrist because Chuck is her cousin.
>>76011152
Do you respect and stay quite when a snownigger talks to you about society and things like computers and transportation?
>>76011432
>>76011162
She (excuse me her WRITERS) steal jokes too
>>75997688
Are there ANY well-known female comedians around now who aren't from wealthy jewish families? Joan Rivers, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman.
>>76011162
Are there any Jews who have to work?
They frequently drop out or take time off or indulge in drugs, and they're always fine later. If I tried that I'd be dead.
I was in a class with one, his dad lost one job, sort of an abstract white collar thing like sales, walked into an office, asked for an interview, five minutes of saying the right things and he neatly picks up a hundred thousand dollar a year rebound. What white person can do that? Isn't that what Tim Weiss/Wise is talking about regarding privilege? Who wants to guess the ethnicity of the hiring manager?
>>76000000
too pure.
>>75997891
>ywn lick her abs after a workout
>>76000000
praise kek
>>76012193
Yeah usually the males have to work if they want to lead the family. My mom was the breadwinner growing up and then she had a heart problem so now she's a NEET, I'm a neet, and my sister is a NEET. My dad (who is a convert) works, and my brother-in-law works.
>>75998112
>Aphrodite wasn't supposed to be a slutty degenerate
That was her whole shtick, cucking Hephaestus with a dozen other guys.
>>76013322
He threw a little something your way, it seems.
>>76000000
O CANADA
>>76000000
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
>>76000000
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND
>>76000000
WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
>>76000000
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
>>76000000
>muh 9+1-4 gorillions
>>76000000
mods
>>76001614
i thought they were live action?
>>76000000
PRAISE KEK
>>76011363
Star kek
>>75997588
well playee
>>75997688
>Downsy face
>No tits
>Flat ass
>Pillsbury Doughboy-tier body
>Disgusting tattoos
0/10
And this is coming from an unrepentant chubby chaser.
>>76000000
HOLY KEK
>>76000000
good job canada
>>75997688
I don't even mind thicker women but all that fat, no hips AND those pancake titties...Fuck man.
>>76000000
YOU FUCKING LEAF FUCK
>>76000000
>>75997688
dunno why all you phams got so triggered by this. I for one would do her
>>76000000
Noice moev leaf
>>75998200
Not surprising, I dated a fattie who would put deodorant on the underside of her boob flaps.
>>76000000
>>75992080
A Jew being pro gun control.
JUST
>>75992080
>OUTTA MY WAY NRA FUCKING SHITS
>>76021513
Good lord she's a behemoth
She probably gets bits of food on her phone's touchscreen, the disgusting wench
