WELCOME TO THE 1960 GENERAL ELECTION!
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>75602745
Rules:
>dubs in last four digits win a state for your candidate
>69 in last two digits gets New York
>96 in last two digits gets California
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Maine
>11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33 gets Massachusetts
>44 gets Connecticut
>55 gets Rhode Island
>66 gets New Jersey
>77 gets Delaware
>88 gets Maryland
>99 gets Virginia
Bumping because you're all probably looking for this.
Let's get Mao on a roll tonight
Bump for Mao, roll for Mao
if we turn the moon to gold, we can harvest it and get rid of our debt, right? so go sinatra
Finally found it, and of course rolling for the Sinatra-Dorsey ticket.
Come on where are my anons
Go MAO
Nixon boys
Mao is our guy
Rolling for Sinatra so Dorsey can sucede him in 1964.
rolling for tricky dicky
M A O
A
O
>>75607891
Freedom Party
For the Dick! For Freedom!
feel the dick
This is what I call a dream team.
#NeverMao #NeverSinatra
I trick for the Dick.
Let's get Sinatra for Virginia.
the dick is quick
>>75607891
Richard Nixon
>>75608556
This I am now a #DickHead
More for Mao please
roll4sinatra
unleash the dick
>>75607891
The Dick rises.
The dick will penetrate.
I'm a #SwingMissile.
rolling for dick
The dick will never die.
the dick is here now
>>75608556
Richard Nixon takes Rhode Island.
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Maine
>11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33 gets Massachusetts
>44 gets Connecticut
>55-66 gets New Jersey
>77 gets Delaware
>88 gets Maryland
>99 gets Virginia
This world is Dick's.
>>75607891
I'm a #DickJizzle
dick will win them all
Rolling for the Sentimental Gentleman of Swing.
The Dick is invincible.
>>75608755
>>75608802
the dick is making serious gains
>>75608755
Your doing Dicks work anon
>>75608759
Reroll for Solid Dick
The Dick squirts.
>>75608755
Richard Nixon takes New Jersey
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Maine
>11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33 gets Massachusetts
>44-55 gets Connecticut
>66-77 gets Delaware
>88 gets Maryland
>99 gets Virginia
Bring the Dick!
I'm rolling for they who made famous the traditional jazz tune "I'll never smile again".
Give her the D
>>75608861
The Dick is hard
>>75608861
Dick Nixon!
>>75608861
The Dick will be victorious.
#Istickwithdick
I want to see the world burn voting for mao.
dick soon
>>75608802
Freedom Party takes Maryland.
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Maine
>11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33 gets Massachusetts
>44-55 gets Connecticut
>66-77 gets Delaware
>99 gets Virginia
>>75608861
Voting Nixon, he has a face you can trust
Come to grip with Dick
>>75608974
We vote for Freedom.
#NeverSinatra #NeverMao
"I'm not a crook!"
Dorsey states that under his term, the music that mirrors traditional american values will be back maybe even greater tan ever before.
Rolling for Sinatra, put class in the White House
The Dick will penetrate the mind of the American voter.
>all these dick gains
god bless
>>75608966
The Democrats takes Delaware.
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Maine
>11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33 gets Massachusetts
>44-66 gets Connecticut
>77-99 gets Virginia
>>75608786
Reroll
>>75609041
Reroll.
>>75609077
Dick will never die. Rather, he will rise.
>>75609077
the dick penetrates Maine>>75609007
>>75609077
Tricky Dick.
>>75609007
>>75609066
The Freedom Party takes Maine, Connecticut.
OPEN STATES:
>00-11 gets New Hampshire
>22 gets Vermont
>33-55 gets Massachusetts
>66-99 gets Virginia
The Dick will usher in a new age.
>>75609077
Dick Nixon!
>>75609041
Come on man, this is make or break point for Swing music and, frankly, for the whole country.
rolling for dick
I am now a #DickMissile
We are making America great again folks! Dick will rise form the ashes.
Rolling for Nixon.
>>75609122
The GOP take Vermont.
OPEN STATES:
>00-33 gets New Hampshire
>44-66 gets Massachusetts
>77-99 gets Virginia
The Dick grows.
who's ready to #SuckforDick
ayy New Hampshire
>>75609319
America has come into hard times. It needs a hard leader.
It needs Dick.
>>75609311
The Freedom Party takes New Hampshire.
>00-44 gets Massachusetts
>55-99 gets Virginia
The Dick stretches across the United States.
#FuckArgentina
>>75609319
Hell yeah, rolling for Sinatra again
bring the swing on
it's time for a deep penetration from our friendly neighborhood dick
>>75609422
Can't trick the Dick!
>>75609041
Benny Goodman endorses the ticket.
The Dick will conquer.
>>75609423
I 2nd the #FuckArgentina
Dick doesn't forgive.
the dick is slick
Sinatra.
The Dick will never forget.
The Dick will never die.
>>75609422
Let every citizen stand erect for the next president, Richard Nixon!
The dick is hard
Guess who?
The Dick is growing.
Sinatra blames the recent failures of the campaign on the radio networks. "They are refusing to play our songs", he states.
>>75609691
yes
the dick rises
>>75609422
Roling for Dixon
Mao
The Dick will come soon enough.
I am now a #dickhead
The Dick will dine on the weak.
Sinatra again we can do it lads
I'm #SlickforDick
The Dick can never be tricked.
We stick with dick
Where the fuck are the dubs at
Dick will explode with support
Bring the Dick, hard and heavy!
The dick is the hardest candidate there is
>>75609422
FEEL THE DICK
The dick grows stronger.
You can't deny it's girth.
Channeling Kek for Dick
The Dick is as unbreakable as a rock.
>>75609886
The Freedom Party takes Virginia
As of this post:
>next dubs gets Massachusetts
>>75610029
suck my dick
Tricky Dicky is here now
>>75610029
The Dick, also known as "Richard's Rapier," will triumph.
Dorsey states that his and Sinatra's Government will do everything possible to ensure that the white southamerican countries remain that way. "You look at these countrys, you look at Uruguay, you look at Argentina, you look the whiteness, the tango, the level of soccer, but particularly the whiteness, and you say 'you know what, I don't want that to change'. If we have to help the military get into power again in those countries and make sure that they don't go away this time, that would be a big feat for our term".
>>75610058
The Freedom Party takes Massachusetts
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Pennsylvania
>11 gets West Virginia
>22 gets North Carolina
>33 gets South Carolina
>44 gets Georgia
>55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88 gets Tennessee
>99 gets Alabama
Anyone else feeling the dick?
>>75610227
The Dick will never shrink.
>>75610227
dick
>>75610227
The Dick will elongate.
>>75610227
Let's Paint the White house with Dick!
the dick expands his outlook on life
rolling for sinatra
Trick for dick
The Dick slams.
Rolling for dick
The Dick slaps.
>>75610332
The Freedom Party takes South Carolina.
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Pennsylvania
>11 gets West Virginia
>22 gets North Carolina
>33-44 gets Georgia
>55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88 gets Tennessee
>99 gets Alabama
>>75607891
mao
Dicku
Dicks first 100 days includes painting the oval office pussy pink.
>>75610227
Nichard Dixon
the dick will surge
Rolling for Frank doing it his way
Richardu
>>75610486
tricky dick
>>75610486
TRICKY DICK
>>75610335
The Freedom Party takes Georgia.
OPEN STATES:
>00 gets Pennsylvania
>11 gets West Virginia
>22-33 gets North Carolina
>44-55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88 gets Tennessee
>99 gets Alabama
>>75610486
>>75610564
Richardu Dicku!
Dick is no prick
Freedom Party
>>75610603
feel the dick
>>75610603
>>75610511
Dick brought home WV
Make dick great again.
The Dick fights for freedom.
>>75610511
The Freedom Party takes West Virginia.
OPEN STATES:
>00-11 gets Pennsylvania
>22-33 gets North Carolina
>44-55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88 gets Tennessee
>99 gets Alabama
Im back lets do Sinatra again
>>75610603
I stand erect with Dick.
Can't Trick the Dick.
Feel the Dick.
can anyone stop the dick from penetrating the white house? I doubt it
MAO GETTTT
>>75610743
GO DICK
>>75610743
Dick Get
Double 11's twice in a row for Pennsylvania.
Dick for POTUS
unleash the dick
>>75610711
The Freedom Party takes Pennsylvania.
OPEN STATES:
>00-33 gets North Carolina
>44-55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88 gets Tennessee
>99 gets Alabama
I pick dick.
Dick is Rising
Rise Dick, rise!
#nodick
#yesdong
dick will stick
Feel the Dick
>>75610899
>>75610799
DICK TAKES ALABAMA TWICE
>>75610888
>OP steals trips
We've been jewed again.
Time to take those back with our Dick
>>75610899
Dicks sweet home is Alabama
>>75610799
The Freedom Party takes Alabama.
OPEN STATES:
>00-33 gets North Carolina
>44-55 gets Florida
>66 gets Ohio
>77 gets Kentucky
>88-99 gets Tennessee
The Dick will not shrink before the opposition.
the dick's ride to the white house feels too easy
the opponents are simply too flaccid
Richardu Dicku
>>75611014
tickle my dick
>>75611014
DICK rising from coast to coast
Ride the Dick
The Dick is undying.
>>75610899
>>75611004
The Freedom Party takes Tennessee, North Carolina
AS OF THIS POST:
>00-33 gets Florida
>44-66 gets Ohio
>77-99 gets Kentucky
>>75611014
Be careful when he gets mad, else we'll have a raging Dick.
The dick will finish hard
Fly me to the White House Frank
>>75611014
Muh Dick
dick gets
Ricardo.
>>75611176
dick
The Dick faces no resistance. He will be emperor!
PAINT IT RED FRANK
This nation is Dick's.
Did you honestly think that you could trick the dick?
You are nothing to Richard, but just another commie to penetrate.
The Dick rises.
>>75611096
>>75611110
>>75611177
The Freedom Party takes California, Florida, Kentucky
AS OF THIS POST:
>next dubs takes Ohio
>>75611176
Dick will paint it yellow
ohio get
>>75611381
dick will ejactulate yellow all over the map
>>75611176
The Dick in the High Castle
Ohio for Dick
The Dick jiggles in anticipation of his victory.
>>75611381
Dick in a landslide victory!
>>75611426
*for dick
The Dick lifts his head to address the nation.
Give America the Dick
Dick has universal support
>>75611381
Dick will stroke his ego once he wins
Grow Dick, grow!
Sinatra blames the failure of the campaign on /pol/, "those guys, they're american, they think they're nationalists, but you know what? They aren't. An american nationalist listens to swing music, not the garbage that the jews feed em".
Supposing that a candidate reaches 269 before we've called every state, I'm just going to fill in every other state after that based on primary results and candidate popularity.
>>75611588
fuck you non white faggot
"Dick shall set you free".
>>75607891
this is a rolling for America's early destruction by the hands of Mao
>>75611588
this is kasich all over again
Argentina was a mistake. I hope Dick annihilates it.
We don't need ohio
The dick will continue penetrating
Nixon, the rightful winner!
>>75611588
The GOP takes Ohio.
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Michigan
>11 takes Indiana
>22 takes Wisconsin
>33 takes Illinois
>44 takes Minnesota
>55 takes Iowa
>66 takes Missouri
>77 takes Arkansas
>88 takes Louisiana
>99 takes Mississippi
Nixon.
The dick surges to victory
>>75611779
CANT TRICK THE DICK
Rise Dick, rise.
>>75611779
TRICKLE MY DICKLE
>>75611779
As a naval worker, I say, "Sea men for Dick!"
>>75611779
Nixon!
feel the dick
>>75611779
the dick is so close... just a little more... ahh!
>>75611862
Reroll for Nixon
>>75611779
My heart throbs for Dick!
we need mao
>>75611779
I'm now #SickForDick
Fucking Ohio again. When Nixon takes office he will punish Argentina accordingly.
FRANKY
The Dick elongates.
MAO SURGE
>>75611988
would you kindly FUCK OFF
(dick in case dubs)
Mao now
>>75611779
It's okay to be Mao
The Dick will not bend!
Actually, I'm gonna move this one over to a new thread before this one gets filled up.
NEW THREAD: >>75612033
>>75611779
"It is necessary that we shall die for our people. But swing music will rise from the grave and the world shall know that we were right".
M A O
I love zedong
EXPAND ZEDONG
>>75607891
>not wanting sinatra to be president
jabronis, the lot of you
Sinatra get
Can't Trickie the Dickie
Gommies get
Are we dead
>Frank
Nixon or bust!
A vote for Democrat is a vote for "democratic socialism"
GO NIXON
