PREVIOUS THREAD: >>75599443
The Republican Primaries are in full swing.
RULES:
>dubs in last four digits takes a state
>trips drops candidate out of the race of your choice and gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
>once a candidate passes 1,700 delegates, all candidate below 500 will drop out and endorse the frontrunner
>69 in last two digits takes New York
OPEN STATES:
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66 takes Arkansas
>77 takes Louisiana
>88 takes Texas
>99 takes New Mexico
>>75602745
Richard the Nixon
Oh and 00 takes Arizona
>>75602745
Richard - Nixon
Eastwood
>>75602745
R. Nixon
>>75602745
Rollin for Tom cruises spiritual leader
>>75602745
Richard Nixon...
Nixon get
>>75602745
>>75602807
REPOSTING BECAUSE OP IS CHEAT
FRED TRUMP TOOK NEW YORK
>>75602745
Nixon, Richard
>>75602799
Richard Nixon takes New Mexico
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66 takes Arkansas
>77 takes Louisiana
>88-99 takes Texas
Nixon boys
Sinatra decided to get harder on rock music, "I will impose a 70% income tax in every radio station that decides to play that degenerate product of the devil".
Eastwood again
>>75602908
Richard Nixon
>>75602882
Richard Nixon takes Texas
>Nixon makes heavy gains on Sinatra, as the race to 1,700 delegates for crucial endorsements begins
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66-77 takes Arkansas
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75602908
Nixon.
I'm not a crook
Frankie ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmNgiEgPoQ
>>75603019
Richard Nixon -
>>75603019
Where's my man Hubbard?
Cunt Eastwood
rolling 4 nixon
Sinatra
"1488", Sinatra states, without clarifying what that means.
>>75603019
Fred Trump did kinda of take New York earlier pal. You said it yourself
>>75601541
>>75603019
Nixon will be the nominee.
>>75603019
Roll for Sinatra
>>75603077
Richard Nixon takes Arkansas
>Nixon now within 100 delegates of Sinatra
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
"Now it's rock, next our children are going to listen to japanese westernized music", Sinatra states.
>>75603019
ROLL FOR EASTWOOD
>>75603185
Sinatra
Nixon pls
>>75603185
Tricky Dick is coming, boys.
Roll for Eastwood
"Hand the delegates Clint", states Sinatra.
>>75603219
Rolllll
CHURCHILL
>>75603116
Richard Nixon takes West Virginia.
NEW RULE:
>trips cannot drop out any candidate over 1,000 delegates
>00-11 takes Arizona
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75603185
Dat Tricky Dick
>>75603185
EASTWOOD SURGE
Bring me some Tricky Dick!
>>75603311
Roll for Sinatra
Nixon is surging hard boys
>>75603311
Nixon will be triumphant.
Sinatra announces he isn't interested in passing laws through the Congress. "What do we have executive actions for?"
>>75603360
Re roll
>>75603400
WIN
>>75603223
Richard Nixon takes Kentucky.
>Nixon now ahead of Sinatra in delegates by a slim margin
>00-11 takes Arizona
>22-33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75603311
Come on, Dick.
can't trick the dick
>>75603426
Nixonian
>>75603426
GO EASTWOOD!
"P-please g-guys", states Sinatra.
>>75603426
Dick will never die. This is Nixon's victory.
>>75603185
This numbers go for Clint "Dankman" Eastwood
>>75603426
Fuck em up eastwood!
Meme magic will bring the win to Nixon, Praise Kek.
The dick is hard
>>75603555
What a sexy set of trips, most worthy of the Dick.
"We must secure the existence of jazz music and a future for swing quavers", states Sinatra.
>>75603426
Sinatra
>>75603555
ayy
sinatra endorses nixon
we win
>>75603555
Dayum son
>>75603623
Read the rules, it's not that easy
Roll for Nixon too
>>75603426
Clint Eastwood for president will ya
>>75603426
Vote for Eastwood!
>>75603426
Nixon, again.
>>75603555
Damn I am now a #EastMissile
>>75603426
The Dick draws ever closer.
>>75603313
>>75603388
>>75603400
Richard Nixon takes North Carolina.
Frank Sinatra takes Louisiana, Arizona.
>Both Nixon and Sinatra pass 1,700 delegates in the same post
>L.Ron Hubbard drops out, endorses Sinatra
>Clint Eastwood drops out, endorses Nixon
AS OF THIS POST:
>00-44 takes Tennessee
>55-99 takes Mississippi
#SwingMissile
>>75603426
eastwood
Dixon
>>75603820
Richard Nixon.
>>75603555
This would be perfect, but
>>75603311
Sorry m8 gotta keep it exciting
>>75603820
Sinatra
>>75603820
>Update
Did trips do nothing? Kek shall not be denied. The Force will Dick to win!
>>75603820
The Dick
>>75603820
Sinatra rr
>>75603820
Richard.
>>75603820
Sinatra again
"This dick thing will surely mark the end of Nixon", says an increasingly swing singer for 10th time this year.
>>75603905
welp
I now trick for dick
>>75603820
Nixon drops out and give Sinatra his delegates.
>>75603820
The Dick rises.
>>75603820
Frank Sinatra
>>75603969
Sinatra's got New York.
>>75603990
>>75603905 (read this post before getting pissed over trips)
Richard Nixon takes Mississippi
>next dubs takes Tennessee
>>75603820
Richard Nixon
who #dickmissile here?
>>75603820
Richardu -
>>75604157
Frank Sinatra roll
Nixon
>>75604157
>>75603448
Nixon won Tennessee back here.
Count it.
>>75604226
Re roll
>>75604199
Czech'd
"People that don't listen to swing music shouldn't call themselves americans", Sinatra states.
The dick will surge to victory
>>75604157
Frank Sinatra re roll
>>75604004
Frank Sinatra takes Tennessee
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>44 takes Utah
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
>69 in last two digits takes Washington
>96 in last two digits takes New York
rolling for dick
>>75604148
96 takes New York, sorry
>>75604340
Nixon
>>75604340
Sinatra roll again
>>75604340
Richard the Nixon
>>75604340
#HardforDick
>>75604369
Fuck me one of you could have used this badly
Nixon
>>75604340
Richard Nixon.
The dick rises
>>75604340
Richard. Nixon.
>>75604411
Winrar
>>75604340
Frank Sinatra roll!
>>75604340
PUT DICK IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>>75604369
Are you just gonna ignore that Fred Trump got New York last thread and you didn't count it?
>>75604340
The Dick.
Dick will stick it to 'em
>>75604406
Richard Nixon takes Utah
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
>69 in last two digits takes Washington
>96 in last two digits takes New York
Kennedy endorses Sinatra. Mao calls it treason and says that Kennedy is a "ching chong chung pim pom".
>>75604340
Nixon
>>75604511
The Great Dick
>>75604340
Im am a DICK MISSILE
>>75604340
Frank
The dick is no prick
>>75604511
Nixon drops out, gives Sinatra his delegates.
>>75604511
Nixon
>>75604511
Sinatra
>>75604511
Nixon. ...
>>75604569
based
more Dick gets pls
This is a fucking tight one but im sure Dick will slip right in.
>>75604340
Richard
>>75604511
Re roll again! Go Frank!
>>75604511
Richard.
>>75604511
Eastwood
"Darling you and I know the reason why the summer sky is blue", states Sinatra.
the dick is too slick
>>75604511
Nixon
>>75604511
Richard... Nixon...
>>75604688
WIN!
>>75604684
oh rip fuck it nixon
>>75604511
Dick, plz
>>75604511
Nixon again
>>75604511
I am a #dickmissle
>>75604569
>>75604596
Richard Nixon takes Washington
Frank Sinatra takes New York
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
time for dick to let 'er rip
>>75604511
Richard
Richard "hunting commies like its my hobby" Nixon
"", states Sinatra.
>>75604767
Sinatra will win.
>>75604767
Dick
we need a strict dick surge to finish this off lads
Tricky Dick.
>>75604822
Hawaii win.
>>75604767
Nixon
>>75604767
Rich
>>75604599
>>75604767
I GOT NEBRASKA YOU CUNT
>>75604866
Wyoming win!
>>75604767
Richard the D
>>75604767
nixon
>>75604767
Dick the mighty
Sinatra states that his running mate will be another swing musician. "It's the only choice", he says.
>>75604767
Nixon
>>75604866
>>75604891
Two wins.
>>75604767
Richard the Nixon
>>75604767
SINATRA
I #feelthedick
>>75604599
>>75604664
>>75604688
Richard Nixon takes Nebraska.
Frank Sinatra takes Wyoming, South Dakota.
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes North Dakota
>>75604767
nixon mah man
>>75604767
Richardu Nixonu
>>75604968
Nixon
shit
we need a big dick win now
trips pls
>>75604968
Nixon -
>>75604968
Dick Nixon
>>75604968
Frank Sinatra will win!
>>75604968
richardo nixon-sama
>>75605000
Wew, so long frank
>>75605000
TRIPS. ELIMINATE SINATRA
>>75604968
Nixon---
We not in Kansas no more, Dick gets big right at the end!
I used to #spankforfrank but I now #pickdick
>>75605000
praise be we'll win it for nixon
>>75604968
Go Sinatra!
>>75604968
Lord Nixon
#ticklemydickle
Sinatra says he is the only one with a real path to the nomination, asks Nixon to drop out.
>>75605032
Fuck u leaf. Nixon has won
>>75605000
REMOVE SWING SINGER
>>75604968
Sinatra for Oregon
>>75604968
Ichy Nixon
>>75605067
Lol
>>75605066
#noxiousnixon
>>75604968
Nixon,-
>>75604968
Frank Sinatra victory incoming.
>>75604968
Mighty Dick
>>75604766
>>75604822
Richard Nixon takes North Dakota.
Frank Sinatra takes Hawaii.
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
nixon's got tricks son
>>75604968
Great Nixon the Dick
"If I win, Woodstock will not happen", states Sinatra.
>>75605175
Frank for Oregon.
>>75604968
give us dick or give us death
Richardu the Nixon
>>75605175
DIck
WE NEED THE DICK
>>75605175
Hey OP, forgetting this>>75605000
>>75605049
>>75605175
Nixonian
"My running mate will not be another singer", states Sinatra.
>>75605175
Frank Sinatra win please.
>>75605175
Dick will not die
>>75605253
nm didn't read the thread>>75605175
big dick wins
>>75605175
nixon
>>75605175
DONATE ALL YOUR WINNINGS, COME ON PEOPLE #FEELTHEDICK
>>75605175
Dick will not perish.
>>75605005
>>75605000 (trips rule no longer applies, this was discussed earlier)
Richard Nixon takes Kansas.
>>75605175
TRICKY DICK
The Dick rises.
>>75605175
Frank for president!
>>75605000
>>75605049
>>75605175
OP, this Swede eliminated that fag Sinatra
we will all feel the dick
>>75605317
IN DICK I PRAY AHMEM
>>75605175
CMON FRANK DONT LOSE NOW
The Dick grows.
"We need tough people, people that can actually handle a good, rhythmic solo", states Sinatra.
Frank
>>75605350
rule change happen
>>75605340
NIXON
Nixon be praised!
Nixon's will be done.
Nixon will be victorious.
>>75605340
Sinatra will win, stay mad fatties.
"My VP will be probably some kind of wind instrument player".
What happens if we go to a contested convention?
also dick get
>>75605340
Nixon again
Praise the great Dick.
I need muh frank sinatra
FUCK FRANK IM A #DICKMISSILE NOW
>>75605340
Let's go Sinatra.
>>75605340
FRANK
>>75605340
NIXON
>11 takes Oregon.
>33 takes Idaho.
>55 takes Montana.
>>75605340
THE D
So close for the Dick.
"If I win America won't need to be made great again in several years", states Sinatra.
dick
dick
he's our guy who's sure to stick
>>75605455
DickMissle cannot be stopped!
>>75605340
Frank for oval office.
>>75605340
Richard
The dick rises.
>>75605340
Sinatra
The Dick penetrates.
>>75605478
We have Montana.
>>75605455
"I've always loved the northwest", states Sinatra.
we need all your dickgets lads
