Why are all programmers absolutely incompetent poo-in-loos or batshit insane transsexual weirdos?
Because the competent ones get the will to exist beaten out of them by horrible companies that extol the virtues of "Crunch Time" being "All the time".
>>74093389
They spend all their time alone and get advice from IRC channels
![1463259819791[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/69IJlqy.jpg "1463259819791[1].jpg")
Depends on the language
>>74093389
My brother is the only white guy at his office, aside from an Eastern European immigrant. A couple of Africans and mostly Asians and Indians.
>>74093389
because who the fuck would like to sit behind a computer all day being told to do math and shit
no wonder most autists are into comp sci and other coding crap
>>74093389
They're not.
Good/Amazing programmers never mention their job, their coding, or their years of experience sitting in front of a PC for thousands of hours doing debugging, tutorials, etc..
They are too busy making $96k-$250k a year working at home for mega-corporations to post on twitter or tumblr.
>>74093389
She's a qt
>>74093599
>Clojure
>fedora tier
>>74094008
my team of ~10 has four white guys including myself
sissy fuccbois make the best programmers OP this is a well known fact
>>74093599
Fuck yourself with a cactus you dumb wombatfucker
>>74093389
>weirdos
Yeah what's up with that? Most programmers still are just ordinary nerd weirdos though. I just really like computers, sci-fi, vidya, have assburger and usually stay in my house. I used to be the weirdo, but now there's so much weirder that I barely register. We were never special snowflakes either; just loathed.
/pol, how can I become a special snowflake if I am unenthusiastic about the cock?
The insane workload makes them all insane.
>>74094129
true geniuses are doomed to enter Terry Davis tier level schizophrenia eventually
>>74094008
is he wearing a dress yet?
They have great mental abilities that they underuse. This is what I realized when I first got out of that rut, started socializing, and had a deepfound epiphany. I am now the outsider looking in on nerd culture while understanding it, and it's a scary road. I can't convince them to see that their skills are deliberately being manipulated and diverted to the convenience of their kike overlords.
>>74094205
He's right though. Don't be mad because you don't know a real language
>>74094205
t. butthurt javababby
>>74094129
breh i work in insurance as an actuary, the two floors above me are programmers. They are like 80% utterly incompetent Indians, 20% competent but insane transexuals.
>>74093389
Because "women in tech" is the hot topic right now, so dudes who can't compete or otherwise want a competative edge, convince themselves they're chicks out of desperation.
Just like every other reason that dudes decide that they're totally and really and absolutely passable pretty pretty girlies.
And the poo in the loos are cheaper than paying local wages and more than happy to displace natives for a payday. Their countries are rife with corruption and entirely lacking of anything but the pretense of honor, and by that premise so are their societies and personalities.
Those who are most vocal about coding are those who have an agenda to politicize. This means WOMYN, trannies, and blacks are always going on about how they're "tech geeks". It comes from a sense of inferiority.
C++ and NumPy master race. Can I come to the US?
i am programmer and all the other programmers in my office are white men, we're nerds but not tranny freaks or, i don't think, batshit insane
>>74094452
Autistic programmer here. This is probably true. It's impossible to work in tech without just doing the dirty work for kikes and the military Industrial complex.
I'm almost at the point where i even think that programming is literally witchcraft and Inherently degenerate and ready to go off grid and be a mad hermit in a few years.
>>74093599
> C
> not god-tier
> Ruby
> not pajeet-tier
kill yourself
>>74094395
I'll let /pol/ know if he starts to
>>74095714
I can't see how programming wouldn't be bad for your mental health.
Pajeet doesn't have much mental capacity to fuck up in the first place, and trannies are already messed up.
Best language coming through
>>74095714
I've heard of the idea that science is actually demonic in some way.
>>74093389
The trannies aren't actual programmers, see: Briana Wu
>>74093599
Haskell is cool as fuck until you actually try using it for something
>>74096282
>no CTFE
>slow as fuck
into the trash
>>74096030
I was autistic long before I even got into programming (I'm actually an EE major and I also have some hardware skills). I was literally in special education for a year when I was about 10. Honestly it's being raise in New York City that's more likely the reason I'm so fucked up though.
>>74096145
The more I learn the more I wish I never learned and the more I get the urge to see if I can join an Amish commune or something.
Realistically I'll probably just buy some land and learn to grow food bit by bit
>>74095714
i think that programming, especially in a coporate environment, is very stressful because people are constantly forcing you to work over hours or work faster and harder than is sustainable. people expect way too much for way too little pay, and in corporations you also have to deal with additional layers of obfuscation and complexity, basically programming with no freedom.
people deal with it in different ways. some people go insane, others become heavy drinkers, and who knows what else. i know i've been drinking like crazy to unwind and blow off steam.
I'm about to start teaching myself PHP and SQL to improve my prospects at my company.
How difficult is it bros?
>>74093599
anyone translate the logos to actual language names? Half of them I've never seen before.
>>74096497
PHP is easy if you have a pre-existing understanding of the fundamental programming concepts and methodologies
SQL is a bit different, but it's easy to learn, moderately difficult (or just time consuming) to master. of course it really depends on what SQL dialect you're using.
>>74093599
no mathematica, how so?
>>74096491
I'm glad I majored in electrical engineering honestly. I just started my current job but I could just move to a more hardware intensive position that has a field work component if I can't take the grind of coding.
>>74093550
IRC channels, to me, always seemed to be full of the depressed/angry neckbeard or the stronk independent woman types. I've only been in 2 or 3 if I recall because I had to ask questions.
Would you say my assessment is correct?
>>74096477
CERN is pretty spooky if you look into that and what aim to do. There's a lot of weird stuff at the facility too.
>>74096677
Go to bed, you time traveling faggot.
>>74096542
in order:
C++, Ruby, C#, F#
(C++ and F# are top tier)
? spiral, R, NumPy, Matlab
Haskell, Rust, Go, Fortran
C, Java, PHP, Python
Lua, ?, Groovy
Swift, Javascript, Node.js
>>74093599
some of those are specialized languages for a specific purpose. But making up tier lists is a great way to show normies how informed you are.
>>74093389
Because those who get shit done dont become famous
I'm convinced that coding eventually fucks up your brain because you have to think in a manner that isn't natural for humans.
>>74096655
that's nice that you have something to fall back on.
honestly i enjoy coding, i just don't enjoy re-designing the same thing 5 times because specifications keep changing and because users are retarded in general. that, or being pulled off of important work to implement "important" changes that in the grand scheme of things wouldn't matter if the users could be arsed to learn a thing or two every now and again.
>>74096491
That feel man. Luckily I work at a company that doesnt care if I spend half my team surfing the net. I can only manage a few productive hours a day
Are programmers in the US concerned about their job security, like getting replaced by H1b visa recipients? Or what do you think about the future perspectives in their industry, in general. Especially those of you, who work in web development (js, php and so on).
How long do you want to write the code anyway? I've heard that a lot of programmers don't want the job anymore after they reach 30-35+ years. It's probably not very exciting to code when you're a 50 year old geezer with sight problems and hemorrhoids.
Especially if you have to compete with young 20 year old students, who learn new things much faster.
>>74093389
Because you talk to attention whores who can barely manage HELLO WORLD. Programmers don't talk to niggers like you.
>>74096542
The blue square with a triangle inside is F#, the grey lambda and equals sign is haskell, the red spiral is scala, the green and blue circle with a lambda inside is clojure
>>74096893
or it just attracts autists who don't think like humans in the first place
>>74093389
>tfw attractive white male
>tfw coming out of school debt free
>tfw job lined up after internship
>>74097042
>>74096672
Most of these women are actually trannies
>>74095714
Programming is absolutely based at the root of it all. We just can't be using these skills as codemonkeys.
>>74096030
>I can't see how programming wouldn't be bad for your mental health.
Programming is amazing for your mental health. It doesn't mean someone from India can't be a programmer and be completely clueless about it. There's plenty of awful Indian programmers, I've seen enough of their code to know that they are being taught only enough to be able to hold a shitty job.
>>74096477
It could just be your upbringing. There's a lot of baggage that you can drop down. I believe the 20s is a perfect age to undo conditioning. You're an autistic programmer, yes? Treat your brain like a computer for a moment and see what's inside of it. Or take some psychedelics if it's hard, but the goal is to see all the steps that lead to an [action] that you make. Yes, including thoughts (which are actions) have an entire groundwork laid already that you don't normally notice. Humor the idea of toying with your own mind for a bit and try to find out what "fucked up" means to you and why you think you're fucked up.
At the end of the day, your brain is the only reference point you'll ever truly have. Things go in, things go out, but you never actually interact with anything outside of you. All those thoughts you have of what others think or what's outside your front door.. they're all still things going on inside your head. Don't get caught up in your mind, or else you'll never learn to use it appropriately when it comes to programming.
>>74093389
Autism tends to do that to you.
>>74093389
You neabt western programmers.
>>74093599
>C#
>good
C# is pleb tier hobby programming crap for people who couldn't handle other object oriented languages.
XNA was funny but seriously, fuck C#
>>74093599
Swift needs to be added to the top one
>>74093599
tfw C, C++, C# and Haskell.
>not coding entirely in assembly
>>74097117
*meant
>someone points out the overlap between trannies/traps and programming
>>n-nuh uh! not true! correlation doesn't e-equal causation! check out these exceptions to the rule!
>someone points out the overlap between glasses+facial hair and being a cuck
>>haha EBIN MEME BRO, I'm gonna go share this with my homies at r/TheDonald!
>>74094056
and what to you do ? Welding ? Or are you one of the oh muh government is shit and I cant find decent pay in muh shit country type of people ?
>>74097125
C# is very easy to find work with
>>74094529
Just leave Microsoft and work for a real tech company
>DOS
>Dirty Operating System
>these niggers have been coasting on this kernel THEY DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING WRITE THEMSELVES forever
>windows is still 100% asynchronous which causes so goddamn many fuck ups
>>74093389
programming is a meme job that attracts all the poos in loos
and insane trannies inherently hate people including themselves so they enjoy retreating into highly technical disciplines
I am at my uni still in my cse program and so far I've learned how to do almost nothing useful in any language. Join some sort of robotics like FIRST or whatever if you want to actually learn
I know c++, HTML, Python, and LabVIEW. Know a tiny bit Java.
C++ is based. Python is for retards and people who want to display pretty graphs, LabVIEW is also for retards and people who want to do some automation stuff, HTML is hardly programming and it has so many shitty things going on with it
C++ master race
>>74097282
Yes, like I said, pleb tier hobby language. Even java runs better if you know what you're doing.
>>74097389
>Unironically liking the abomination that is C++
>In Uni
>Only knows that many languages
>>74097502
as a Unity dev I'm triggered by this.
>>74097389
>HTML
>ML
>Markup Language
Html has no logic and is therefore not a programming language at all
>>74096928
Well, to be fair, that applies to just about any profession really.
Humans generally speaking were not designed to live on a single profession alone.
Everyone used to do a bit of everything because most skills were universal.
Now we are tremendously specialised and it's not particularly fun, but I guess that is what you are paid for.
>>74097125
>hobby tier
u wot m8? C# is the most popular general purpose language in use in industry. or it's a close 2nd to Java
>>74097604
>unity """"""""""""dev""""""""""""""
>>74097221
I dont have a job im neet till death... of the relatives that support me
>>74097125
>I'm from /g/ i will keep hating c#.
c# is the most elegant packed with features,continuously evolving you may say they copy other language good features but whatever cuck, easy to maintain, with good ide support, i'm thankful microsoft hasn't messed up that language.
>>74097758
Oh excuse me for having professional knowledge of one of the most popular game engines.
>>74098001
still cant switch types though.
>>74093599
>C together with Java and PHP, meme languages of the century
u wat
>>74094056
>programming
>maths
When will this meme die?
>>74097698
Lying Ted please:
http://pypl.github.io/PYPL.html
It's outdone by PYTHON and PHP for stallmans sake
>>74097042
cant wait til you get on whoremoans so we can all see your pink boipucci get some black cock
>>74098216
>is created by analyzing how often language tutorials are searched on Google.
statistic is muddied by poo in loos that code Python and PHP.
>>74098001
It's good for making shitty websites, the end
Oh yeah, also used for windows phone apps. I've never met someone with a windows phone but with C# you can write apps for it apparently. Personally I believed Nokia to be dead for a decade but apparently they now make windows phones.
>>74098148
>strlen
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>74098216
http://www.tiobe.com/tiobe_index?page=index
>>74097389
>actually liking C++
Jesus
>>74093502
This. Former marketing scum that works w programmers. We were on all the time and all the good ones burned out.
>>74098073
You're not a professional until you've made something polack
The saddest part of this thread is that it´s actually better and more informant than anything on >>>/g/ at the moment
>>74097804
>immigrant niggers keep leeching off our people! parasites! get a job!
>>74098538
I've made 4 games burger. And i was payed for all of them. Sadly they were all mobile shit tier games that I wasn't let to improve on the design
>>74097389
I agree with you with C++. If you want to do something cool with it try making a graphics engine. Don't listen to the haters.
>>74098562
>/dpt/ with less traps
i want no part in this
>>74098073
It's literally the Dane Cook of engines.
>>74098671
>he makes pay to win mobile games
>>74093389
us competent ones move to management and tell these fucks what to do all day.
>>74093389
99.95% of all programmers are NEET shut-ins. its the crazy vocal minority that stand out
>>74097125
C# is Java but not shit.
>>74098671
Wow you really showed me
Programmer here - Voting for TRUMP! God bless and Make America Great Again
>>74096971
All this fancy web tech. Where is Lisp and Assembly, you nancy boys?
>>74098807
What are you even talking about? both are shit-tire
>>74093599
Based C#.
It's comfy as fuck to program in now.
>>74098906
Lisp isn't a programming language and assembly is barely a language
>>74098752
I tried to understand your statement but failed.
>>74098734
So? AAA can be made with unity just as well.
>>74098834
I'm also writing my own DirectX engine in my spare time just for shits and giggles.
>>74097569
C++ is one of the best possible beginner language.
It's beyond me why anyone would do Java for entry-level programming. There is a shitload of overhead that makes Java extremely frustrating to beginners.
In C++ you can cut off the entire OOP shit until the user is ready. You can also easily do interactive console software with cin/cout, instead of C's printf bullshit and Java's complete inability to do console input.
>>74093389
Because when all you do is jerk off multiple times a day to porn, never leave the house and thus lack vitamin D, never exercise and have shit diet you get low testosterone which means you become more and more of a man and more of a gender neutral human. And no one wants to fuck a gender neutral human so they go the feminine route to get attention they would never have being non-feminine.
>>74098995
It´s a shit-job. Just one step above front-end
Good: C++, C#, Python, Java
Shit: Everything else
>statement based programming languages
no thanks
>>74098995
so you're person #387398739872070489209 with your own '3d engine d00d'
top kek
>>74099072
and what is a non-shit job?
>>74094008
Are we related? I sound like your brother. I work in Seattle.
>>74099008
basic and python are much better beginner languages. everyone says c++ and java because these stupid neets with liberal arts degrees found out they can make a quick 70k a year if they learn one of those.
if you simple want to express an idea in something nearly human readable with good flow of control systems then python or groovy is fine.
>>74098197
>CS gateway course #1 machine organization
>CS gateway course #2 discrete mathematics
fuck off script kiddie
>>74099152
welp you got me. Turns out my life is a complete and utter failure.
I should just an hero right ?
>>74098216
>The PYPL PopularitY of Programming Language Index is created by analyzing how often language tutorials are searched on Google.
i've been searching for a job for 2 months. Job postings all want C# or Java. There are no jobs that are python specifically, but there's plenty of PHP.
>python
>>74093599
>C is poo in loo tier
worthless opinion automatically disgarded
>>74098947
>assembly is barely a language
t.dipshit
>>74093389
I have wanted to fuck this tranny since the appearance on Gavin's show
>>74099291
no but you should probably stop using that as a bragging point. i guess it sounds impressive to the uninitiated tho so up to you
>>74098658
Who are you quoting?
>>74099008
>that's so "it's all i know so it's the best" freshman
>>74099127
>java
>not shit
>>74099255
>CS
>programming
No shit you'll do mathematics in CS, where you make new algorithms and shit. It's a fucking science.
Programming itself is not a science. It's a craft. Mathematics are not required, outside of basic logic.
>>74099198
Basic is way too restricted to appeal to beginners. They'll just wonder what the fuck it's useful for.
Maybe Assembler instead, to get into the correct mindset. It's the most simple thing with the lowest hurdle to entry, as well as a system that forces you to think like a programmer.
Pascal might be a better proper beginner language, though. Does anyone even use it anymore?
And isn't Python just scripting?
>>74099481
Logic is maths, anon
Programming is the intersection of mathematics, philosophy and engineering
>>74099395
I dont know man I got some pretty 1337 rendering features in it.
>>74099301
>be pretty well-experienced C programmer
>read this
jesus christ it's like a neurotoxin in REPL form (lol "compiled" python)
>>74099549
you should probably lead with that then
>>74093389
They're bad at math and can't hack EE or mathematics or physics.
>>74099481
>make new algorithms and shit
lol wat kid
>>ITT: Out of work software developers and college kids that haven't even stepped foot in an office talk about what language is best
I do Java and C# for robotics and the only mental problems I have are severe suicidal depression and schizophrenia
>>74097087
mostly I have a craving for nature and feel like I've been robbed of a real life by living in a city my whole life. I want out and that means I really want to spend at least some period of my life away from cities and offices.
>>74093389
Based Mcafee has already explained this
>>74093599
Excuse me, Lua is very versatile. I suggest creating new tier "excellent taste" for lua.
>>74099481
>isn't Python just scripting?
why don't you tell us what you think that means
>>74099759
that dude is totally bonkers. Link to where he explains it ?
>>74096842
do people use r for stuff involving money? i used int in college cause it was free, but no fucking way would i do that with 30 million + dollars worth of business.
>>74097087
>Programming is amazing for your mental health. It doesn't mean someone from India can't be a programmer and be completely clueless about it. There's plenty of awful Indian programmers, I've seen enough of their code to know that they are being taught only enough to be able to hold a shitty job.
What are the basic things you need to know to be able to get a job in programming and be good at it? For instance, a C++ based job. What exactly do you need to know? Aside from the typical programming shit what about theory based stuff like design patterns?
>>74093599
>C# alpha tier
>C indian tier
>ruby alpha tier
>>74093389
HAHAHA
>all
You're mad we're making that dough!
>>74099871
Not really. A lot of the financial industry runs on Scala or Java.
R is more suited towards the scientific and research industries.. but if you're doing that you're likely going to pick Python or Matlab first.
>>74099536
>philosophy
Is this what it feels like for a /k/ommando when he spots a noguns on /k/?
>>74099717
Please send help
>>74099685
i know. I was hoping this would be an h1b hate thread. but college is out for summer and everyone is a fucking language wizard.
>>74097698
>>74098216
>>74098424
>tfw Java/script focused
>>74100045
Dude you sound burned the fuck out. How many vacation days do you have ?
>>74099569
>what is numpy
>what is cython
>>74099888
No one gives a shit about design patterns & theory outside of your interview. If you want to stay employed, get raises, and be promoted; expand your knowledge on frameworks.
>>74100097
>Languages
>iOS
well memed.
>>74100097
>Implying number of jobs means best jobs.
>>74100191
What it means is easier workforce entry.
If you're an excellent C++ dev. no one gives a shit unless you have reputable projects and known people in your local business scene vouching for you.
>>74093599
>tfw only know C and MATLAB and a tiny bit of LabVIEW
>>74093599
C is for faggets
C++ is what is actually in use
Java gets you money
Ruby, Php, phyton are indian core.
>>74099888
the industry is changing somewhat but you literally need a piece of paper that says you can program, that means a CS, EE, or CE degree.
>>74093599
>>74097125
C# is comfy as fuck though. Its a no bullshit language and does what it's supposed to do.
Its not the best but its far from shit
>>74093599
>JAVA
>Lua
DELETE THIS
>>74100334
>the industry is changing somewhat but you literally need a piece of paper that says you can program
And prior projects that sound relevant. Internships. And finally you need a reference that already works within the company. The more senior the reference the better your standing.
What you've described is how to get an interview. Maybe an offer letter if they like you. What i'm describing is how you get 5 offer letters, and how you negotiate on starting wage.
>>74100282
If you're an excellent C++ dev with a CS degree then you aught to be able to learn any language necessary for any job you might want easily.
>>74100537
employers don't care about people who can learn, unfortunately. they want their competitors to let you learn on their time.
> Autists condemning js and java as pleb tier
> Meanwhile, making 100k+ writing js using marionette and backbone frameworks. Previously used angular. Using Java with Spring framework to build microservices. Mongodb on the backend - mongodb shell uses js engine to write queries.
You're a bunch of unemployable faggots. Love that ruby is so high on the list. Terrible performance, waning popularity. I do dig RoR though - solid opinionated MVC framework.
>>74096928
I'm about to graduate with a Masters and I'm not terribly worried. There are plenty of jobs and yeah there is competition from poo in loos on visas but a lot of them do menial stuff anyway. What's the market like for programmers in eastern Europe? I need an exit plan if Trump loses and it looks the least degenerate.
>>74100537
Learning a language and applying that knowledge practically are 2 different things.
I know Python, but I don't list it on my resume. If I mention I know Python and apply to a Python job, the first question I get is "what projects have you worked on using Python?"
I come from a place of a bit more privilege since I have enterprise projects in the "biz" under my belt. But even still, if I can't even name a side project that I've worked on, no one gives a fuck. And that project has to be relevant to something that I'm interviewing for.
The only way you land a job with little to no previous project experience in a language you just learned is if they're paying you peanuts anyway.
>>74100292
http://www.tiobe.com/tiobe_index?page=index
the number of wannabes in this thread is fucking infuriating
>>74100141
So basically you're saying make sure you memorize commonly asked interview questions solely for the interview. Then when you get the job completely forget all that garbage and do the code monkey shit.
So what's the secret behind getting promotions in programming based jobs? My only job experience is McDonalds which I've been working in for almost 5 years since the age of 16. It's become clear that sucking manager dick is the only way to progress in McDonalds and hard work get's you nowhere, I assume it's the same with these programming jobs?
>>74099997
or F#
>>74100003
>logic
>ethics
>science
>mathematics
>lol philosophy
>>74100112
>hey guys you should use python because it has all these C libraries
Hi guyz. Does anyone, like, remember me?
>>74099759
link? I'd like to read Mcafee's opinion of the influx of trannies.
They're teaching us Java only so far at uni, how much am I being fucked?
It seems good enough to me.
>>74100719
>The only way you land a job with little to no previous project experience in a language you just learned is if they're paying you peanuts anyway.
Trying lying, it's how every employee get's hired. The employers expect you to lie to know you're willing to conform to their expectations.
>>74099888
honestly, i'd like a little goomba who could do sas / sql and not be a fucking indian.
>>74093389
poo-in-loos have no souls. only they have the capacity to sit around and play with a keyboard all day.
>>74100474
he didn't say good job he said a job. If you're will to move, some companies will hire any knuckle dragger that has a degree. I do agree with everything else though
>>74100909
Sounds like 4chan
>>74100141
they don't, but, that isn't the be-all end-all of your job. you will be hired into a position and then you will be compared with all the other people who have ever worked there, doing your job or another one like it.
if, relatively speaking, you perform like shit because you never completed a CS degree from a top 50 college, then it will show. instead of telling yourself "no one needs to know those things" you ought to be telling yourself "the reason i only make like $70k programming is because i'm practically interchangeable with poo-in-loos and are completely outclassed by programmers whom i know nothing about and if i ever saw them demonstrate their ability alongside me at this job i might actually quit out of emotional insecurity."
t. CTO who has watched dozens of chumps quit in their 20s
>>74100751
>Then when you get the job completely forget all that garbage and do the code monkey shit.
Code monkey shit is supplying a list of user stories, interfaces, framework requirements and expected results... and even with that ridiculous amount of hand holding, they still find a way of being behind schedule and giving a partially functional deliverable.
What I've described to you is what most higher-tier software engineers do. You spend 90% of your time researching frameworks, trying to parse there legalese, demoing 2 to 5 different framework implementations with the desired functionality.
And then you write a report with pros & cons of each one. You have legal look at the framework licenses. You have your project manager look at the cost of the frameworks. You have your net security guy check the frameworks.. and god forbid it's not native to the language you're working in.
After all of that you can begin work on architecting your implementation so that it can be passed off to code monkeys.
>tfw no { cute trap crazy programmer } gf.
>>74100901
If you're getting a degree expressly to land a job, then you're on the right track.
>>74100901
java is good but bloatware
also if you are great with one language your job is pretty much guaranteed. everyone likes to talk about importance of programming languages yet only little percent of population is efficient on them
>>74101079
Yeah, just looking for a stable job that will keep a roof over my head and be able to raise a family.
>>74100292
C++ literally offers no advantages besides more errors
Most C++ libs use C
>>74101124
Cool well I am one of the class in programming so, that sounds good. Cheers, roach bro
>>74101054
Well my knowledge on frameworks is minuscule desu. If I go for a code monkey position is there any hope to get promoted or am I permanently doomed to stay at that position?
>>74100722
you mad pajeet ;^}
>>74099008
>C++ is one of the best possible beginner language.
it has horrible syntax though
>>74101288
static typing
templates
dependent typing
namespaces
operator overloading
etc
>>74100154
The data was put together by a retard but you should be able to ignore the useless shit.
>>74100191
>implying I care
I grew up a poorfag, so anything >$30k is comfortable as fuck.
>>74100282
That's what I like it for. And I can easily jump to other jobs (and have) if one is shitty.
>>74100537
Anyone who's learned any OOP language shouldn't have much trouble learning others afterward.
>>74099255
>scraped by Discrete with a C
>got a Math degree alongside CS
>still don't know any math
It hasn't been relevant at all for me, except in pissing contests with autistic Anons who try and posture.
>>74101054
that's what i would call a software architect or a principle engineer, not a software developer
>>74101017
You can stop sniffing your own farts. Having people quiz you on Dijkstra's during an interview to get a job vs. randomly bringing up Dijkstra's during a meeting to self-flagellate are two different things.
Once you have the job that knowledge is implied. You bring it up when necessary. Coordinating with other teams/developers. Handling management work, and then still having time to throw architectures on the white board & show off proofs of concept are what keep the lights on. Extended implementation is more monotonous than difficult.
>>74093599
Lol matlab here
>>74101054
Are you a software architect? Or just a lead developer?
>come in on monday
> You have 84 new emails!
>Rapjeet Answari
>Rapjeet Answari
>Rapjeet Answari
>Rapjeet Answari
>Halim Joshi
>Halim Joshi
....
seriously destroy all bindis
>>74101516
Lead.
>>74093599
>Node.js
>lua
Shit, am I an SJW?
I'm a freelance Android developer, I earn good money with my own apps plus doing client work, implying I care what a bunch of wage slaves think of me.
But yes, Indians are the laughing stock of the programming world.
>>74093599
WHERE IS PERL!
>>74098494
C++ is great if you get it. If you are a retard like 90% of the people in my class you will hate it
It's pretty elegant but can get super complex really quickly and the amount of off by 1 errors I've done is retarded
But c++ can code as high or as low level as you want
>>74100003
Logic flows are philosophy, retard. How do you think arguments are made?
>>74101636
In the >>>/trash/
>>74101518
>kindly do the needful and reset the domain before 10am IST for testing
GOD DAMMIT RAJEEV I ALREADY SHOWED YOU HOW TO DO IT LIKE 10 TIMES.
>>74100652
Ruby is the programmer's favorite programming language, totally idealized for ease of writing, intuitive, robust. Javascript is a joke language that is only alive today because of its "here forever" relationship with the web.
>opinionated MVC framework
Kek, this is not a correct use of "opinionated"
>>74101603
add to the equation canada
>>74101639
>still in programming "class"
>thinks he knows
>JACK
>FUCKING
>SHIT
>about programming
Go kill yourself. I'm serious. Grab a rope and hang you fucking piece of shit. I hate you. YOU'RE the fucking retarded intern that comes over to companies like mine and FUCK SHIT UP because you think you're so great.
>>74100289
LabVIEW isn't a language. It's drag and drop the pictures for physicists and physics students that think learning a real language is beneath them/too hard
>>74101910
bet he wrote a really great GPA calculator for 2nd year
>>74100289
It's a good bundle for scientist: MATLAB is for modeling, C is for implementing. Probably there's a reason to use Python and NumPy for modeling. It depends on what you're researching. Languages are shit, Numerical Analysis and Convex Optimisation are more important to know well.
>>74101910
I've done plenty with c++, I'm not some fag that took CS just because money
I've done a few robots, some simple recognition and modification with opencv
Obviously I'm no expert but I'm not retarded
>>74101949
Drag and drop is still a language, it's a visual language
Visual languages can offer a lot of things text languages can't
but they're all shit and don't
>>74097117
>tfw 32 and overweight (not quite as fat as this dude)
That image is like my worst nightmare in 8 years.
>>74100904
>trying lying
You're an ahmed, not a pajeet.
>>74093599
>C
>Pajeets
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463344017508.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRbY3TMUcgQ
>there are people ITT who don't use Erlang
>>74102490
You have't done SHIT with C++, dude. Not one god damn thing. I absolutely guarantee you that if anyone who's actually worked in the field took one look at your code he'd tear it to pieces. This goddamn attitude with programmers is the fucking worst.
You know NOTHING. You're literally still getting SCHOOLED by people who haven't worked in the fucking field for YEARS. God damn. This gets me so angry.
>>74095817
>>74093599
This.
>>74099295
Biofag here; Python is more used for quick and dirty alignment scripts and when I started we had a 2 day on the job crash course.
>>74093389
Because programmers are most likely to be on the autism spectrum, and there's also a huge correlation between autism and gender dysphoria. That's why software development has the highest proportion of trannies compared to any other occupation. It's filled with people who can't figure out how other people see them
>>74103782
>>74101910
>you dont know shit
>NO YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
>THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH PROGRAMMERS, THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY'RE RIGHT EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T ME
>>74104155
It's the same guy you fucking moron.
>>74094196
>she
>browsing GitHub
>see female user that actually has a decent commit graph and starred repos
>investigate
>it's a tranny
every
fucking
time
mfw men make better female programmers than actual females
>>74093389
Because only autistic people go into computer science. Transexuals are inherently autistic.
what about brogrammers?
>>74093389
Because you live in Babylon.
>>74093389
Remember that time a vidya gaem tranny killed himself and the media blamed 4chan?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/28/killed-myself-sorry-transgender-game-developer-jumps-off-bridge-after-online-abuse/
Good times
Because Video Games are a form of simulated masculinity. Men who feel pressed upon by society to be ashamed of their masculine urges, be ashamed of being men, shut themselves off from the world. Through the distractions video games provide, these masculine deficient males can still stimulate these feelings through simulation. They're like castrated animals licking a water bottle waiting for death.
>>74093389
>Why are all programmers absolutely incompetent poo-in-loos or batshit insane transsexual weirdos?
That's an incredibly stupid statement even for a poltard.
I fucking hate programmers. They are honestly the most elitist and difficult to work with profession I've ever encountered. I can't count the number of times some neckbeard CS faggot who has dedicated his life to learning a niche language or some useless esoteric random shit nobody cares about has scoffed at some minor style choice or how I've configured vim.
Like nobody gives a shit. It's completely unproductive to be this autistic and pedantic for shit that actually doesn't matter. These same fuckers don't have any clue how to reduce branching, increase cache efficiency and structure communications to minimize overhead which is stuff that actually affects performance. They obfuscate for their own benefit and not to benefit others which is infuriating in a team environment.
I always have more respect for physicists or engineers that have programming as a skillset rather than a CS major. They don't seem to have caught the autism olympics virus. All they need is a little guidance in code standards and OO paradigms and they're already more productive than the dude who spends 8 hours configuring his terminal so it's "highly efficient".
>>74106921
>OOP
>>74093599
Interchange C and C#.
>>74098197
Logic is math, dummy.
>>74093389
They're not.
The loud ones are women, trannies and fags. They're obviously incompetent.
The quiet ones are the good ones and they are overwhelmingly asian and white men.
>>74106921
>writing all that shit when the only thing you have to say is stop liking what I dont like.
>>74107293
It's fine liking all that shit but don't bring that attitude in a professional environment.
>>74107293
He did say that they should prioritize better, and that
>"These same fuckers don't have any clue how to reduce branching, increase cache efficiency and structure communications to minimize overhead which is stuff that actually affects performance. They obfuscate for their own benefit and not to benefit others which is infuriating in a team environment."
Maybe you should learn to read, like Paremmat Ihmiset.
>>74100097
Well I know Java, C++ and some Python. SQL seem like easy data retrieval and entry shit from what I've seen, and Javascript just seems like a dumbed down version of Java, which is a dumbed down version of C++
>>74099888
What you need to know to free your mind on programming is that all it ever is is shifting the 1s and 0s in memory around. Read memory, combine 1s and 0s, write back to memory. Sometimes you shit them out to the internet or a file, but its still the same. That's ALL it is. Stupid fuccboi trannies wanna make it out like they're dark wizards or something when they're really just that fat kid trying to cast magic missile IRL. I'm a programmer by occupation and I have more respect for the people that make the hardware than I do for those that program it.
>>74106376
>typical programmer
>>74101745
RoR is an opinionated framework. Look it up.
>>74106921
post your .vimrc faggot
>>74093599
Where is as400?
Why do all programmers look like this?
>>74094254
>I used to be the weirdo, but now there's so much weirder that I barely register.
This here.
It's kinda cool but I don't think it bodes well for civilization.
>>74093599
>Ruby, C# top tier
check out this hipster faggot. you like your coffee black?
>php, java anything but bottom tier
nice shit webdev
>node/js bottom tier
trash list 2bh you might as well invert it
>>74108837
I was with you until you complained about node/js being at the bottom
>>74093599
What tier is this?
>>74107581
>Javascript just seems like a dumbed down version of Java
you should probably just kill yourself immediately
>>74108977
20th century tier
>>74098562
Any kind of threads are better on boards they don't belong. You can even have decent vidya or music discussions here, unlike in their respective boards.
>>74108977
outdated tier
