How will Canada stop the wildfire?
>>73250348
with kindness, love, and maple syrup.
>>73250348
If you fight the fire, it wins
>>73250348
They won't
It's supposed to double by tomorrow
>>73250348
we didn't start the fire. its been burning ever since the worlds been turning
>>73250348
Have we started the fire?
Lord Kek has judged the leaf unworthy of continued existence.
>>73251539
THE FIRE RISES
>>73250348
DUDE imagine how high we'll get when all the WEED burns
LMAO xD
This is politics?
By asking kindly if it would be so nice as to go out, eh.
>>73250822
we didnt start the fire, no we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
dude
>>73251994
Trees lmao
>>73251945
It is the current year
BURN DRY LEAVES BURN
>>73250348
If you extinguish the fire, the fire rises
>>73250348
through the sheer awesomeness of our military members and oilfield workers
https://youtu.be/Eemin7DNvYg
>>73250451
has weed man said anything about this? seems like a missed pr op.
>>73250451
you copied that off that Canadian guy from the last thread
>>73252036
These comments look like reddit
>>73250348
Who cares? Fires burn, that is what they must do.
>>73250348
They won't. Remember that their leadership believes that when you kill your enemies, they win.
Thus if they kill the wildfire, the wildfire will win, and the best way to not let it win is to simply not stop it.
>>73250348
>350 firefighters trying to put out wildfire
>fire the other day in the US at a factory
>200 firefighters to put it out
Why are canadians such poorfags
>>73250348
How will they sleep while their beds are burning?
>>73253168
When you die, you can sleep forever my friend.
A
FUCKING
BURNT
LEAD
Are you crazy there are no plans to extinguish this wonderful blaze, we're hoping this fire will continue into fall and keep us warm during the winter. Go wildfire go!!
>>73250348
le weed man will refuse to kill it because then it will win
they are going to invite the wild fire into their homes.
>>73252131
He has no idea and half his staff are idiot women
>>73252886
I like you.
>>73250348
Start an even bigger fire.
>>73253260
The time has come, leaf, to say fair's fair.
>>73250348
a huge shock wave from nuclear bomb can stop it
>>73252131
The media and Trudeau administration are blaming it on 'climate change' from the various news sources I've read on the subject and any official response to the matter.
Never mind that wildfires have happened there for a long, long time. Nothing to do with failing emergency response and preparedness infrastructure, zero responsibility taken by Trudeau or his administration and local leaders from Trudeau's party.
>>73252161
It's been said in every thread since the fire began
>>73250348
We wont. We dont have the resources and equipment for this type of shit. The Canadian army is also cucked and is of barely any help whatsoever.
The budget for fire fighting shit was probably spent on fucking snow plows
>>73250348
The fire rises, brother.
>>73253936
Or Trudeau's refugee children.
>>73250348
>mfw canada gets a bushfire and can't handle the heat
mate we have like 5 huge fires just constantly burning in the outback and they break out all the time in summer. The fuckin heat just combusts the forests and they burn.
>the lowest fire danger is low/moderate
Just let it burn. It meant that the forest was getting too crowded.
>>73252074
If a fire like this happened in India, it would probably be an improvement.
>>73252161
welcome newfriend
>>73250348
>>73253355
You fucked up, buddy.
>>73254094
I'd like to see you smarmy cunts handle a blizzard
>>73253842
You can blame anything on global warming. It's the most useful political foil since the current year.
>>73253096
Fort Mac is in the middle of butt fuck nowhere Northern Alberta and it's all for oil, the logistics isn't all that easy to suddenly get people up there.
fuck canada, it should burn
>>73254094
How many of them have recently forced the evacuation of 80,000 people?
>>73254423
Why?
>>73250348
Is there really a wildfire or is it a metaphor?
Thank you fire-chan for cleansing the cucks
>>73250348
I thought this was British Columbia?
>>73254503
you have turned your backs on the white race and elected a fucking weedman
>>73250348
>stop the wildfire
Should be more tolerating and accepting and welcome these poor oppressed Carbons into your homes, your families, your lives and accept them for what they are - poorly misunderstood agents fleeing the terrors of Oxidisation.
>>73250348
No one can stump the Trumpets.
>>73252161
If you go back to Red.dit, we win.
#NotAllFires
#IwillBurnWithYou
I know plenty of people who went to Fort Mac.
The world is no worse a place now that a bunch of 20-somethings with no futures can't get their cocaine money.
>>73250348
So how did this start anyway?
>>73250348
Haven't been following this for the past 2 days, what's new?
>>73254672
#Wearealltinder
>>73254829
More fire
>>73254673
I have no idea how Canada's military is. I would have probably felt bad if it was a US military base or a Japanese base or something, even an Australian one. I've just never even seen a soldier from Canada and the last I heard from them is they were fucking up super hard in the middle east and dropping the ball at literally every single turn possible.
>>73254829
the number of people displaced went from 80k to 500k. they literally cant keep the 25k rapefugees and i bet turdpoo will ignore this fact
They chose to live in a middle of a fucking forest, in a tar sand chop-shop town. They need to accept the risk and the possibilities disasters.
>>73254829
Is that you Trudeau?
>>73255398
Fort McMurray is an oil sands town. It's literally where people who would amount to nothing in life went to get rich and blow it all on drugs and Native hookers.
>>73255398
canada has an army but they rely on the Us more for protection, but Canada is a useless shitty fucking hat
The answer to this fire is more refugees, 50,000 this year isn't enough, we need more to fight this raging fire with Canadas greatest strength, diversity!
>>73255784
Do you think Canada could beat Mexico in a war? Should we make them compete for who gets to be America's hat?
>>73255906
the cartel could beat canada, but a group of COD newbs could beat Mexico's army
they should both burn
Canada's 9/11
>>73250348
Nigger seman
>>73255906
Canada's military is straight up dogshit tier senpai. Best they could do to fight the fire is drop garbage bags full of water out of Chinook helicopters.
>>73253096
>a fire at a factory is the same as a fire that's the size of Fagonto
k
>>73255906
>Do you think Canada could beat Mexico in a war
... That would be a pretty balanced match up, that would be a rather interesting battle, lots factors would make it a hell of a contest
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=canada&country2=mexico&Submit=COMPARE
>>73250348
It's 800 square kilometers, now. Experts said that it's feeding on it,s own energy now and the only way to extinguish it would be a lot of rain.
>>73256227
A fucking leaf thinks spics can fight white people.
A FUCKING LEAF
>get culturally enriched
>a giant fire burns everything in your country
Coincidence? I think not
>>73252102
>Hercules
>Jet
>>73256321
Do you know how shit our military is?
Come on, Alberta, we all know that the rest of Canada hates you, but we don't. Give joining the US a thought.
#CAnnex
>>73256203
Fuck you, learn about the JTF2
>>73256208
Nice reading comprehension
Apologize to it for there cities getting in the way of its path, then hand the land over to the eskimos for reparations
>>73250446
I think that's flammable
>>73253708
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2636010/How-fire-EXPLOSION-Scientists-test-method-wildfires-stopped-tracks-explosives.html
im being serious here and you guys still ""dude weed lmao"
>>73250348
A few dozen well placed big ass thermobaric Fuel-air bombs might help blow it out, or at least make a good fire-break before it hits and mining infrastructure. The ground is already just a frozen tar+dirt mix, can really get much more toxic besides agent orange or nuking
>>73254118
Of course.
i would love few people to die here.
but at the moment, BURN LEAF BURN
>>73250348
The fire will spread to the oil sands where it will burn for 10,000 years, like Derweze but much bigger.
>>73250822
That song doesn't even make sense. The whole point of the chorus is that the world was shit before baby boomers, and the verses are a list of shit which happened to the baby boomers
>>73256395
True.
>>73253096
Apologies, but like everything in this country: it's dog shit.
>>73256448
>>73256451
>im being serious
I agree frenchie send us your bombs before the durkas get them
Just throw some bags of milk on it.
>>73256321
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=canada&country2=mexico&Submit=COMPARE
Look at the numbers, its a rather interesting balance of assets and resources.
We have air advantage, and hundred more tanks. We'd incur some casualties, but I am fairly certain it would be a leaf victory eventually. Qualitative > Quantitative warfare.
>>73256507
>The fire will spread to the oil sands where it will burn for 10,000 years, like Derweze but much bigger.
>spread
This. There's literally nothing Canada can do about it. Whatever's currently burning will continue to burn, and the land will be unusable for a few decades.
Canada just permanently lost about a quarter of their usable landmass.
>>73256451
You're literally the stupidest person I've ever seen. While we're at it, let's hire a big bad wolf to blow it out
>>73250348
Hopefully we don't. Hopefully it burns this whole shitty country down.
>>73252102
lel
>>73250348
yuuuuuuuuge fire, it's going to purify canada and make it great again
>>73254094
A fire warning doesn't really mean anything unless there's a significant chance of one occurring. You're not going to majorly change you're behaviour if there's a 0.2% chance of a fire today as opposed to a 0.15% chance yesterday. So it makes sense to have low/moderate just take up one huge chunk.
>>73256388
>JTF2
>Mattering at all in an actual conflict
Its a counter terrorism unit maplefriend. Every self respecting country has one these days. They do no in any way make our military any less shit.
>>73256716
The oil sands won't burn you idiots, the sheer amount of sand and rock involved makes it next to impossible for the oil inside to actually burn
>>73250348
Just like you yanks stopped this one.
>>73256716
>permanently lost about a quarter of their usable landmass
kek not even a fraction of 1% this place is fucking yuge
>>73256892
A lucky storm?
>>73256861
The oil sands are already burning you idiot.
Fires like that smoulder virtually permanently underground. They make the ground unstable, cause sinkholes and the air unbreathable.
>>73254377
>A leaf
The logistics of how to get men to a fort should have been thought out.
Everyone on /pol/ laughs at Canada burning, but no one realises this will just give weedman and lefties world over to double down on the global warming meme
They can't at this point. Expect the government to blame climate change to shift anger off of them for being so poorly prepared. Weather conditions are pretty much as bad as they can be to fight a wildfire, they need rain and lots of it or they're fucked. I'm surprised Canada man hasn't asked the world's firefighters to fly in and help him yet
>>73255862
More refugees
More immigrants
Soon, we will be unstoppable strong
>>73257076
They've realized there's nothing they can do.
>>73253096
What are you talking about?
They have 1,110 firefighters now, 145 helicopters and 22 air tankers with 10 more coming from Quebec. And we are not talking about little gay ass US air tankers, we are talking about big ones made in Quebec to fight that kind of forest fires, which happen fairly often in the northern shore of the Saint-Lawrence river. Mcmurray's fire is 101,000 hectares, the last big Quebec fire was 300,000 hectares.
>>73257020
>but no one realises this will just give weedman and lefties world over to double down on the global warming meme
THIS. GERRY BUTTS will use WEEDMAN to go HARD ON MORE GREEN-INITIATIVES
Pic related is Gerald 'Gerry' Butts - Google him, he is basically the Prime Minister - He is Trudeaus main adviser / handler.
Why is Mr. Trudeaus top advisor Gerald Butts worth mentioning? Well...
>He is/was a Bilderberg attendee
>Reisman is listed as a member of the steering committee of the Bilderberg Group, a controversial group of influential business and government leaders who meet annually behind closed doors under a media blackout to discuss world issues
Reisman has been a delegate for several years at the annual conference of the Bilderbergs. In Istanbul, Turkey, 31 May - 3 June 2007 she was in the company of other notable Canadians: Jason Kenney, Member of Parliament; and Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario."
>Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario
He also helped McGuinty & Wynne destroy Ontario, when in power as the Principle Secretary in the Office. Now he is the main handler of Trudeau.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/5-things-to-know-about-trudeau-confidant-gerald-butts-1.2619851
http://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2015/12/02/ontario-consumers-likely-paying-billions-extra-for-hydro-one-decisions-auditor-general.html
He was President of WWF (World Wildlife Fund) so he is trying to get Canada completely off all carbon emissions by 2050. He played a roll in:
>"Ontario’s electricity consumers are being zapped for tens of billions of dollars due to overpriced green energy, poor government planning, and shoddy service from Hydro One, says auditor general Bonnie Lysyk.
In her annual report, she concluded ratepayers forked out $37 billion more than necessary from 2006 to 2014 and will spend an additional $133 billion by 2032 due to global adjustment electricity fees on hydro bills.
>>73256943
>Fires like that smoulder virtually permanently underground
You are thinking off coal veins, quite a few in the US are burning, but only because they are aerated by old mine shafts. Permafrost and tundra is denser and harder than concrete, it does not burn worth a damn
>>73256943
I just returned from Northern Alberta. They oil sands are not burning. The only thing stopping production right now is that the workers are being evacuated. What's burning is the forest, not the oil. But thanks for your expert opinion
>>73257153
nigger r u srs? We use fucking massive planes to fight fires.
CLIMATE CHANGE
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/06/opinions/sutter-canada-wildfire-climate/index.html
>>73257153
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/06/americas/fort-mcmurray-fire-canada/
Fire supposed to double to 200000 hectares by tomorrow.
All these Albertans are going to homeless and shit while all these inbred muzzies getting brought in by Justine are living like kings in hotels
>>73250348
If you stop wildfires, they win
>>73254596
We're only about seven years behind you.
>>73250348
"If you put out the fire, the fire wins."
- Justin Trudeau
>>73256861
crude fuel can melt sand and rocks
>>73250348
Quebec has already started to send planes to stop it. So far 4 made it there and we have 10 more that are ready to go.
We'll keep the fire from spreading too much than extinguish the pockets that are small enough for manned operations to take down.
These wildfires happened every summer ever since the prehistoric times, only, it's one of the first time they happen so close to a human settlement.
>>73250348
I DIDN'T START THE FIRE....
>>73257257
The refineries might explode. I really hope that happens because fuck Canada.
>>73257375
If you repost it enough, it becomes original
>>73257296
oops... fixed it
Reminder that Canada has the world's largest pyramids and they're made completely out of sulfur. The fire PROBABLY won't reach it, but if it does holy shit
>>73250348
Great idea on how to stop it.Import another million muslims.*Elite Logic*Good thing they live behind fences.
>>73254198
>>73255862
these are fucking hilarious
>>73257076
For once feels good to live in Toronto. Just this one time though
>>73257153
>>73257392
Quebec saving the day again.
Only a prairie man would think the fires they have going are "big".
>>73257384
Next you be trying to tell me the Silicon based compounds form gaseous oxides. Nice try man
>>73257020
>>73257208
>Global Warming
>Alberta Fort Mcmuarry
I hope they do, so it can horribly backfire when the fleeing residents tell them to stick a solar panel up their ass.
>>73257460
No one asked for your opinion, you filthy criminal.
>>73250348
>PRESIDENT
>DONALD
>J.
>TRUMP
>>73257488
Nigga, the minute it looks anywhere close everything two miles of the pyramids are going to be cut and trashed. that shit catches and there would be literal hell on earth for a couple weeks.
>>73257428
No oil refineries in northern alberta, furthest north is probably fort sask.
>>73256892
BURN LEAD BURN, KEK WILL IT
>>73250348
>How will Canada stop the wildfire?
It won't. This is a manifestation of "THE FIRE RISES"
>>73257679
delet this, LEAF BURN BABY BURN
>>73256937
What the fuck, where did you get a picture of Hidden Lakes. I'm the only Yukoner on /pol/.
BURN THE OIL FIELDS
>>73256378
I've always wanted this to happen
>>73254596
The province that's burning didn't vote for le weedman, you fucking idiot.
the wildfire is natural and necessary for the health of the boreal forest
it sucks that people are in the middle of it but they should gtfo
>>73257819
BURN OIL BURN
Cool as fuck wallpapers, though.
nice
>>73257582
They send them to California too when they have big fires.
https://youtu.be/gelkAN94g9k
>>73256854
B-but they speshul forces n sheeit!
>>73257488
>>73257781
No you are not.Psshh.
>>73257927
https://youtu.be/6RwWzs8bm_4
inb4 reaches edmonton
anyone else confused as to how they managed to build fucking pyramids out of sulfur without having spontaneously ignite?
>>73258122
Aliens
>>73257672
the oil processing plants on top of the sands where they upgrade the bitumen into transportable oil is technically a refinery. There are dozens around ft mccurray
are they close enough to the fire, also what would happen?
how devastating would this "sulfur pyramid" catching flame be?
>>73258056
>3 yukon ids in one thread
Any more and we could form a majority party for the territorial elections.
>>73257153
Thats for the whole province of alberta, not the fort mac fire
>>73257847
I'll be honest, I kind of want it to happen just because of muh Manifest Destiny, although it really is pretty bullshit how the rest of Canada treats you guys.
>>73257847
like i give a fuck about canada, you cucks should all burn
>>73257421
why does it have a boner....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKJAH-XBNNs
I FUCKING HATE YUKONFAGS. FUCKING GAS THEM ALL REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73258299
Alberta have 1000 firefighters, they have around 350 working on the fire right now, they other provinces sent 600+ firefighters.
>>73258430
Yeah you already said that, stupid french dipshit
>>73257421
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN.....
>>73257153
>And we are not talking about little gay ass US air tankers
canuck talks about US "little gay ass air tankers"
posts "little gay ass air tanker"
here is what we use here in the land of the free, we wouldve had that fire out a week ago.
>>73250348
Well I guess they beat our 'This is a fire' image.
Pity shitposting doesn't work against fires.
>>73258550
Or does it?
>>73258602
It doesn't. Trust me, I've tried.
>>73258546
Then why California burnt for weeks? Oh wait, you don't have enough of these to make a difference. Typical American engineering. Gigantic with bloated maintenance and refilling nightmare.
>>73258550
>>73258602
>Pity shitposting doesn't work against fires
Our leader is a flamer, we are immune to fire-element based memes
>California wildfire
>American firefighters handle said fire appropriately and are able to control for the most part where it goes and mitigate its damage
>Small mention in national news but for the most part is managed well
>Canadian wildfire
>OH FUCK EH MY ENTIRE COUNTRY IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO????????????
>Makes national news for days
>Canucks shown to be running around like chickens with their heads cut off
I know you guys normally are used to cold weather, but what the fuck, learn to fucking deal with that shit like us "shitty" Americans.
>>73251945
World events. Go take a shit.
>>73250348
Why contain it?
>>73258777
>tfw our fleets of snowplows are useless against this element of fire
We weren't equipped for this, that is for sure.
>>73258777
We get and put out wildfires every year, dipshit.
>>73258907
Muh oil Fields,
Muh jobs loss
I THOUGHT CANADA HAD ALL THE WATER? WHY THEY NOT USE IT?
>>73258393
it saw you mother and recognized a prize pig
>>73259112
We are, it's a monster fire that would need an atomic bomb to kill. Just drop on on the GTA too and say it was miscalculations.
>>73254451
Basically all of them
>>73250348
The same way Russia stopped the nazis! By getting our asses kicked till the fire runs out of energy and dies out
>>73260034
If the fire burns us, we win
>>73260155
Checked and Keked!
>>73250348
They really did not learn anything when this shit happened like 5 years ago
http://www.therebel.media/ezra_levant_may_6
>>73255862
Will the wildfires embrace Islam?
CBC news at 6.
>>73258122
Why would it ignite
>>73259112
This fire is 400 square miles in size and growing
hey i have an idea canada
just throw your gold reserves at it and put it out
wait...
at this point only nature itself will stop the fire. Expect a sudden rainstorm to put it out
Hopefully we'll send you some firefighters to help you guys out.
Stay safe Canada bros
>>73258739
Nice takedown my fellow leaf.
>>73262347
That basically what the firemen are saying right now unfortunately no rain forecasted in the near future
>>73261224
kek.They will though.
>>73257306
India, you're the only one who finds that boii thing funny. Please kindly fuck off.
>>73256507
>The fire will spread to the oil sands where it will burn for 10,000 years, like Derweze but much bigger.
Oil doesn't burn without oxygen. One production method is to pump air down the well and light the oil on fire so it heats up and flows to recovery wells.
Oil burning isn't a problem.
But even if it was going to be on fire, we would just dig out of the ground on fire put it out and be happy that it was coming out hot rather than cold.
I think God was aiming for weedman and missed
>>73257488
The sulfur is in the middle of the refinery and tailing ponds production area. The fire is to the south. Also hard to believe but the operators of the companies are not morons even if the government is.
>>73258256
>how devastating would this "sulfur pyramid" catching flame be?
Not very, it's vitrified and in large flat blocks so it's surface area is small for the volume. Sulfur doesn't burn without oxygen so at best you have a poor surface burn.
But lets go crazy and say what if the sulfur was able to be burned?
Well follow the smoke trail which now extends to the gulf of Mexico, all plant life between those points would die due to acid rain, then the gulf of Mexico would die as the ocean turned into literal acid.
>>73257392
>Posts pic of Italian airplane
Wew
>>73253096
So many people took this obvious bait. Bravo.
>>73255688
Canada's economy doesn't have much else m8
>>73261224
They're basically the same things.
All sources point to yes.
>>73258777
Much of the Canadian landmass is boreal forest, I can imagine fires like this happening away from populated areas fairly often.
Some undead nigger linked the fire a little bit too hard.
>>73254596
You elected a nigger and your country is less white than mine. At least our cuck is white.
>>73255398
The Canadian Forces are removing kebab just fine. The only one dropping the ball in the Middle East is your shitty fucking president.
>>73256203
The Canadian Forces is based. Get the fuck out of this thread, François. You need to be up early for some gay shit that Quebecois do.
>>73264817
>>73264667
>>73264556
Three buttmad replies solidify Canadian asspain over their shitty military and incompetent firefighters.
>>73256361
We have over 200 tanks and 400 aircraft. We'd fucking annihilate those wet backs... Because they don't have fighter planes, main battle tanks or the ability to defend their coast line.
Stop saying stupid shit because you clearly don't even know what is in the Canadian Forces arsenal.
We could steam roll most of Western Europe for God sakes.
>>73264667
Except for the simple fact that Trudeu pulled out all military forces from Iraq and Syria when elected
>>73250348
Why would we do that?
>>73265086
>Why would we do that?
Because we want the fire to win by putting it out?
>>73265019
bait.jpg
>>73252308
Because its mostly leafs and amerifats, we're no better then reddit really.
>>73265181
I don't think you understand - the fire is affecting Northern Alberta and Fort McMurray. This is a good thing.
>>73265418
>I don't think you understand - the fire is affecting Northern Alberta and Fort McMurray. This is a good thing.
So if we don't kill the fire it loses, but we win because it's hurting people that would never vote for the Liberals.
Pothole is a crafty guy. No wonder he was able to instruct people how to snowboard.
>>73264972
I am ass pained, you are 100% correct on that. Because your posts are so fucking stupid.
Holy Spirit of God, this is /pol/, despite the bantz you are actually supposed to know shit.
>>73265065
That's actually false.
>>73265505
Yup, there you have it
He also instructed people how to kayak in his infinite wisdom
>>73250348
they wont stop it you bigot. They will accept its choking smoke and boiling sensation of the skin as a part of its culture and give it a warm welcome into their own culture.
>>73265242
It's true, bud. What do you think Benelux, Denmark, Norway, Monaco, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia and so on global to do?
Get their fucking asses kicked.
>>73265823
>He also instructed people how to kayak in his infinite wisdom
The leader Canada needs.
So 1.2 billion for Syrians but just matching donations given to the Red Cross?
It can't be stopped. It's moving way too fast.
It went from like 10k hectares on monday to over 100k hectares today and tomorrow is expected to more than double that size.
They expect once it hits about 300,000 to 400,000 hectares it will burn out as it runs out of forested areas.
Oh well, $9bil stimulus coming into Alberta so all the newfies will be happy now that they have a job again.
Canada is done for F
>>73266130
>it will burn out as it runs out of forested areas.
That's not going to happen without burning a lot more area.
>>73250348
Canadian culture for thousands of years has revolved around the creation of fire for the sake of igniting the sacred leaf of their culture. Reverence for fire was such that they incorporated it into their flag as the color red, placing it on the same level as the sacred leaf, for without the flame the leaf is useless. Now the unthinkable has happened, fire has threatened to consume canada, and canadian are forced to explore technologies capable extinguishing the sacred flames. Chief among these innovations are attempting to smother the flames with beavers, swatting the fire with advanced hockey techniques, and finally the time honored canadian tradition of mass cuckoldry. In the end the last hope of canada may be in their most feared adversaries, the dreaded Ame-Ricans and their mysterious bucket sorcery that holds the power to purge the flames. But to accept the aid of the Ame-Ricans is to accept the ancient evils of patriarchy, racism, and Donald Trump.
>>73266368
It's just all forest from this point out, doesn't really matter.
>>73265875
kek
Canada owns everything. Canada is practically half the land mass of the globe. We have all the water. All the oil. You can't burn around the fire because there are towns. Weather modification? Insurance scams? Global warming? Never rains anymore? Droughts? Yellowstone? Earthquakes? We are invincible. We laugh at fires. We rise from ashes but not in the demonic way
>>73251890
O' Canada
>>73254682
One guess.
>>73266643
>Canada is practically half the land mass of the globe.
Closer to 2%.
>>73250348
only the Cuckvengers can save Canada now
>>73265888
Nigger Germany's post war cuck military could repel you. Nobody's bragging about beating up micronations except you.
>>73266884
Yeah. It's so tiny you can drive across it in one hour
>>73264512
>linked the fire
What?
>>73265418
Kill yourself.
>>73267575
fucking kek
>>73250348
>#notallwildfires
>#wildfireswelcome
>>73256502
there is a lot of Indian cab drivers where I live, next time I take a cab, I'm going to beat one with an iron bar because of your post
>>73264512
Kek'd hard
>>73250348
Ask nicely, faggots
>>73250446
First post best post
>>73269401
who cares. that's what they get for being the worst shit posters on this board next to fucking Australians
>>73254666
>>73250348
IF YOU PUT THE FIRE OUT, THE FIRE WINS
>>73254682
>>73250822
Peru did it. They hate leaf.
>>73269506
this, Australia has forest fires every day
>>73250348
By maintaining the forests rather than turning them into protected land.
>>73252161
I think the first guy who said it was from France
>>73265418
Fuck you Quebec. your fucking ID says POZ. is your ass the same?
also, Alberta is being punished for voting in NDP. Karma for voting in Canada's Cultural Marxist party.
