Somali >government website part 2
http://www.somaligov.net/
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anybody speaking ..
THIS?
old thread
>>73211308
>>73224358
Is this real
FIRST FOR KANGZ
FIRST FOR RINGONI.
love the waving gif
http://www.somaligov.net/The%20Ministries.html
Wait so what if the point of opening a buisness in Somalia if you can just print money?
>>73224524
>KFC Uganda
My sides
Holy shit, Somalian Burger King turf war
this is solid gold
This thread looks like shit
Come to mine:
>>73224474
>>73224548
That's why Somalia is a superpower
>Somalian university
What's up with the eyes of second last guy on the left? Are they raising undead in Somalia?
>>73224586
>we have turned them into local police
>>73224548
You open a business, then you are allowed to print money.
>>73224548
I'm guessing they exchange their dedicated business money for foreign currency thereby taking the inflation of their shilling out of the equation but why not use foreign currency in the first place?
>>73224653
malnutrition for his whole life. Guy in the pink shirt looks like a hungry Kanye
Goddamnit I was going to make the new thread. Whatever, bumping for my sides flying into space.
>tfw hungry for mcdonalds but u piloting a military helicopter
>>73224586
This can't be real
>>73224358
QUIZ TIME EVERYONE:
ITALY AND UK 2 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES THAT HAVE EMBASSY IN THE BEAUTIFUL STATE OF SOMALIA. WHICH IS THE 3RD EUROPEAN COUNTRY WITH AN EMBASSY IN SOMALIA.
NO CHEATING PLS
>>73224771
What counts as a buisness though? Couldn't you just start selling dirt to be allowed to print money?
>>73224957
easy, SWEDEN
>>73224548
Maybe the currency printed by the business can only be used at that business. Like a fucked up coupon system or something
>>73224957
ur mums cunt
BAN ASSAULT MCDONALDS
>>73224904
>tfw the US McDonald's only has a drive thru, and not a fly thru...
Why even exist.
>>73224957
France?
>>73224524
What the shit is going on.
>>73224957
France?
>>73225016
Yeah i guess. Theres a reason they are poor as fuck
>>73224957
...glorious Bosnia and Herzegovina?
>>73224957
Probably German?
>>73225018
DING DING DING
>>73224957
italy doesnt have one u ruseman
>>73224957
Sweden, easy.
>>73224586
OK THIS HAS TO BE FAKE RIGHT?
the gift that keeps on giving
>>73224586
>mfw this shit is real
How quaint
>>73224586
Link?
Reminder that a Finnish president will save Somalia
http://www.newsweek.com/somali-woman-who-would-be-president-450817
In theory, could I move to Somalia and live like a king with a harem?
I could probably afford to maintain a small army there even
any IT-fag able to tracert down somaligov.net to find out where their server stands?
>yes, obviously only 1 server.
>>73225315
that page is fake, it's funny but still fake
http://www.ik1pmr.com/dx-peditions/6o0cw/
youll find the picture here, and hte website is from like 2005
>>73224524
>>73224586
>>73224904
>>73225046
>>73225228
>>73225315
Is this all real?
>>73225388
literally just search up "somalian mcdonalds facebook"
>>73224653
Chalk eraser on tv?
>>73225159
>mfw
>>73225453
of course not
>>73225226
its fake
OOOOOOH
OOOOOH NO
OH JESUS CHRIST STOP THIS RIDE
>>73225453
No, it's a fake humor page
>>73224358
>coon islands
Is this real
>>73225219
are you perhaps suggesting that their official government site is somehow wrong?
http://www.somaligov.net/Foreign%20Embassies.html
>>73225517
fuck forgot image
>>73225424
Proper better going to some south east asia country desu. You might get mauled by a tiger but the locals are generally nicer
>>73225559
yes
>>73225549
HE HAS ARRIVED
>>73225534
You should ask the government to let you fix their website for them. They might pay you
>>73225619
SHARE WITH US THY WISDOM O GREAT ONE
>>73225395
>want to be president of Somalia, even though you know they'll try to kill you
>go to the beach and get a bunch of people killed
>still want to be president
Dumb bitch
Also how is she Finnish? Is Finland just Sweden lite?
>>73225534
>Somalia
what do you think of your great governments website?
>>73225600
hmmmmmm
>>73225453
Don't talk to me or my mercenary son or my mercenary son's son or my little mercenary ever again
this site needs work and hope they will improve it
>>73225315
>our customer safety and satisfaction are the most important things to us!!!!
Then why the fuck do the open shop in fucking somalia.
>>73225705
Why don't you improve it Somalibro? It's pretty embarrassing for your country.
>>73225619
you faggot! you stole the bonnie blue flag of the glorious confederacy!
>>73225753
It's a fake page you dumb beaner
>>73225806
i made suggestion one time but they never got back to me
>>73225705
Nah, your site is a goldmine as it is.
>>73225705
that's like pointing at a pile of rubble and fire and saying "this house could use some work"
>>73225811
fuck you too
>>73225682
>here are $300000000000 of our glorious Somali dollaridoos
>$0.10 in human money
No thanks senpai
>>73225881
its actually an usable site but again some recoding could help
holy shit this thread is gold
>>73225870
>>73225705
How does it feel knowing that your countrymen have lost their light machine guns twice at their local McDonalds?
>>73225705
how do you get interwebs?
http://mu.edu.so/staff/
pick your somali waifu
these are some educated womyn senpai
Twitter has an active somali normie community too. They say wallahi a lot
>Businesses printing their own money
Libertarian paradise
>>73225857
Listen here Lardlad, i don't come here expecting to get harrased by a fucking neckbeard if you want to contribute to the thread don't behave like a nigger.
>>73225534
DAT BOI IS HERE
Living in Somalia must be like playing IRL Fallout.
>>73225992
I earn 500 dollar a month,i did an ama a while ago
>>73226012
i pick the cuti in the 3rd row with the pink hijab
>>73226012
i'd rather not pick any of them, ever
>>73226012
ms Farhia Mohamoud Yusuf MSc. in the pink scarf. No competition, really
The website is satire you morons, just like /pol/
>>73226028
MUH DIK
>>73225940
>that site
>useable
Am I reading this right?
This can't be real
>>73224485
"However it does not mean that he (Ted) will win, it appears that Donald Trump is recieving more and more attention (votes?) and will probably be running as the main candidate for the republican party. Wether he will win or not remains to be seen, he is running a fierce campaign on xenophobic (ethnic) hatred and has many follower in the middle classes"
>>73225453
No, but to be honest I wouldn't bat an eye if it were after seeing the official website.
>>73226136
>I earn 500 dollar a month
you mean you print it
>>73226200
somalibro confirmed its real
the mcdonalds facebook page is however fake
>>73224358
>tfw you get to bash some somalian heads to mush
>>73226174
NIGGA I ALREADY PICKED THAT QT
>>73226012
Same people but different lighting?
>>73225619
Perfect timing.
>>73226156
Why so racist bro?
>She participated in the Community based training on the topic of female genital mutilation in Mogadishu, Somalia.
>>73226200
>/pol/
>satire
https://twitter.com/somaligov are you sure?
>>73226230
thx for the translation native somali speaker from sweden
>>73224586
As we can see, the Somalian Burger King rivalry goes back a long ways
>>73224358
http://www.angolaemb.com/index.htm
>related, Angolas embassy website
>>73225534
Somalia has a lovely flag
>>73226200
>mfw imagining somali "programmers" making a shit site ironically
>>73226324
because they are all ugly
>>73226045
Well, the Mises institute has a post on what's going on in Somalia. Pretty interesting and redpill to some extent.
https://mises.org/library/anarchy-somalia
>>73226359
what the fuck happened with your thumbnail
>>73226290
Too late mate, i've paid for the packaging and postage already
>>73225956
>tfw I will never, ever find a 'forgotten' PKM parts kit just laying around for my enjoyment
Why live. Fucking NFA.
>>73226398
This goes way deeper than that
Whoever made this site is legit retarded
Is K'naan like the only famous somali diaspora person? I feel bad for them. They should at least get a footballer or something
>>73226488
Or African
Same thing though
>>73226359
>>73226440
>meet lucky larry pic is the thumbnail
oy vey
our roads arent much better than our websites
>>73226230
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks bro
>>73226398
It was outsourced to india and pajeet is the one to blame.
>>73226605
Based.
>>73226605
>tfw no goats
Whats your job? How safe is your loca area?
I went all the way back, if there's anything I missed post pics
Literally just search up "somalia mcdonald's facebook"
>>73226605
Are those goats?
>>73226605
Are you from Somalia? How do you have Internet?
>>73226605
>this is what libertarians want for the rest of the world
>>73225424
Yeah but who'd want a harem with somalians
>>73226764
No they are his harem.
>>73226605
What does the text say underneath?
>>73226764
Yeah, Voat Goats
>>73226230
Underrated
Could Somali bro buy us some land? then we could set up /pol/industries
>>73226605
That's a pretty good photo for a Nokia brick phone.
>>73225619
>a fucking star
>>73226764
they are goat yes my goat
>>73226885
>buy
sure we should send him some shekels.jpg to print out
>>73226813
>their offspring's genetics
JUST
>>73224524
Fucking sides holy shit.
What a country.
>>73226230
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>>73226958
Are you, like, a wealthy guy on the local standard?
>>73226958
Where are the white people responsible for the plight of those poor blacks?
>>73226958
Timestamp or GTFO
>>73226958
How old are you?
>>73226958
How are the women there? Do you have sex often?
>>73227071
we can say wealth I make 400$-500$ a month but not very
>>73227100
send me money
>>73227119
timestamp at 1:31am? I'd get shot on sight
>>73226958
What guns do you own for personal defense?
Is there any form of local militia ensuring the order or you pay "protection money" to gangs?
>>73227140
I have a maid who's sex drive is crazy she cleans and fucks me daily
Guys, that's the old abandoned website, this is their new one!
http://www.somaligovernment.org/index.html
>still not .gov
Help me find out what the website's TV links lead to
>that 100x100 jpeg of a video player
>>73226958
it's 2 am in somila going to need a time stamp
>>73224358
alright, it's time for war
the fact that they associate hawaii with micronesia is the biggest insult to anyone from here
getting my shark tooth club and a outrigger canoe ready.
>>73226605
what do you do for a living m8?
>>73227308
pics is like 2 week old
>>73226230
>>73227218
>>73227119
He is somalian all right
>>73227218
>mfw germoney and somalia share the same timezone
so theres no jetlag for you eh?
>>73226605
somalibro, can you share pics of your maid?
plsss
>>73227245
>I have a maid
In Somalia? What's the point of sweeping a dirt floor?
>>73226958
are you the teacher ?
Once there was a somalian guy here claiming to be a teacher, he also posted pics with timestamp
>>73227321
english teacher here is test i correct
>>73227414
some part have differ javascript:quote('73227414')
ent time zone I think somalia is disputed into 3 pieces
>>73227183
>we can say wealth I make 400$-500$ a month but not very
thats not bad! are you able to live comfortably for that over there? by that i mean you always are able to eat well etc?
>>73227264
What could this counter mean?
>>73227419
>>73227498
why do Somali need to learn English?
>>73226230
>flawless translation from Somali to English
>check flag
Sweden, not again..
>>73227245
pics of maid
>>73227498
>4 Monkey montvejes
they dont know theire senpaitachi?
>>73227576
very much
I've an ok apartment and a maid
I still get a lots of leftover but to make business I'd need to get a lot more funds
I want to make business here
>>73227600
to join their teachers on 4chan
>>73227590
Pretty qt
>>73227600
to go to UK and sweden
>>73227653
Is that because once you have a business you can finally print your own money?
>>73227590
does she wear the towel when you fugg?
>>73227590
Godspeed, Somalibro!
>>73227653
>I want to make business here
elaborate.
what kind of business?
>>73226230
>>73227762
no and its not a towel
>>73227750
i would love that but here money is very strictly checked if u get caught with fake notes u are instantly shot at the shop
>>73227733
that makes way to much sense...
>>73227733
>>73227733
>training Somalis to infiltrate europe
>>73226605
Ah it's you again.
>>73226958
They're going to steal your phone bro.
>>73224621
Ha, get cucked.
>>73227830
some startup company,maybe something what could be outsourced so I could exploit cheap labour
>>73227835
>if u get caught with fake notes u are instantly shot at the shop
hardcore dude.
>>73227733
Top Banter
>>73226230
>Translated
>Checks flag
10/10
>>73227921
>so I could exploit cheap labour
noice m8.
do you have any pirates within youre relatives?
>>73227921
What is your opinion on Indian people?
>>73227945
here if even u do smallest wrongdoing u get shot no question asked
>>73226764
>he doesn't have goats
>>73227835
>if u get caught with fake notes u are instantly shot at the shop
>go to check out groceries in Somalia
>get shot
>>73224358
>US State of Georgia flag for Georgia the country
>>73228011
I know some pirates but they live on a different place in somalia and they are filthy rich but non are my relatives
>>73228047
almost somali tier in IQ but cant use toilet
>>73227835
>i would love that but here money is very strictly checked if u get caught with fake notes u are instantly shot at the shop
for what other "reasons" are you shot instantly at the place you are?
>>73228049
Somalis would fit right in in America
>>73226423
Good read. Thanks, Spainbro. Or wherever, I'm on my phone and can't tell what your flag is. But props for reading Mises Institute's work
>>73227921
Have you ever been or are you currently a pirate?
>>73228049
>tfw Somalia is more freedums than you
Jdimsa
>>73228158
anything really there is no real police or punishment for it only our morals stop from killing
>>73228153
>I know some pirates but they live on a different place in somalia and they are filthy rich but non are my relatives
>filthy rich
what does this mean?
do they own a lot of goats?
>>73228178
no i've not as i got a good paying job as an english teacher but I know a lots of pirates
>>73228278
no they actually own millions of dollars from looting transportation ships and drink like there is no tomorrow
>>73228234
Somalia is the purest form of freedom
It's a literal free for all
>>73228289
>no i've not
>not pirating music and movies
lad, come on....
>>73228289
Are things getting any better there? do you feel safe?
>>73228289
Do any of them call themselves Blackbeard?
>>73228327
Would it be a good idea for me to move there and become a pirate?
>>73228327
>they actually own millions of dollars
what are they doing with the moneyz?
going to the shops, getting shot?
>>73228289
You said that people can live safely in Somalia if they have a gun and a grenade.
Is one grenade enough or should I bring more?
>>73228237
Truly a libertarian's wet dream
>>73228448
Anon you would sink
>>73228440
>>73228372
nothing is getting better without a stable goverment
somalia is divided into multiple lands which are all controlled by a different group who have no intention of reunition
Are there hospitals in Somalia?
>somali education
>>73227578
Unique hit counter. Old html sites often had them back in 01
>>73228471
most are alcoholist and they do betting on knife fights and gun duels too,some just leave to EU with their obtained fortune
>>73228165
according to samoli traditions interrupting some one raping some one else is a crime and the punishment is to be shot then raped then eaten
>>73228475
bring atleast 6
>>73228507
LIBERTARIANS BTFO
>>73227578
How old are you?
>>73226230
Omyfuck Sweden never change.
Make The Cuckshed Great Again
>>73228507
honest question now somalibro:
how do the somali people think about the cunt?
completely fucked up and lost or any hope?
any plans?
any activists, anything?
>>73228158
you get shot for having real notes too
>>73228584
>some just leave to EU with their obtained fortune
This just too good to be true.
>>73228584
So how many men do the pirate crews have?
And where do they buy their guns and ammo?
>>73228584
>and they do betting on knife fights and gun duels
>murrican dream continues
>>73228669
I dont think they think much about it most probably dont even know about the outside world who don't have money and technology
I've no real plans other than teaching.
there was some but they got shot
>>73228553
at least some are trying to improve themselves. i've heard somalia was a fairly nice place before the civil war (at least some areas)
>>73228686
lel
>>73228651
There is one thing in Somalia that isnt a part of the libertarian plan: NIGGERS
>>73228774
>there was some but they got shot
>>73228712
there is a good documentary about north korea and some other questionable countries smuggling guns into somalia for dirt cheap on youtube,look it up
>>73228686
lel
>>73228889
What internet speed and usage do you get there?
>>73228774
so how did you survive until this very moment?
>>73228774
>there was some but they got shot
kek
>>73226230
muh sides
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>>73228940
at night up to 30 mbps at daytime 3-5
>>73228953
I live in a safe apartment I guess and I dont have a lots of enemies
>>73228554
>>73228652
>implying this website has 3 million views
>>73225619
blue vietnam
>>73228774
Aniga i fiiri. Anigu waxaan ahay sirkaalkii hadda
>>73229082
Do you have any tourists there?
>>73229082
What kind of weapons do you own?
>>73229082
Are you dumbing down your replies so you seem authentic? I remember previous threads where you were speaking better english.
>>73229082
>at night up to 30 mbps at daytime 3-5
thats 10x the average speed an aussie gets
>>73229183
>Aniga i fiiri. Anigu waxaan ahay sirkaalkii hadda
kek reminds me of that picture
>>73229226
not many
>>73229245
I have a knife and some worthless pistol
>>73229392
>I have a knife and some worthless pistol
>english teacher
noice
>>73229254
I'm fairly tired right now and not really checking my errors or look back to correct them and by the way the last time I posted I had some mistakes too
>>73229273
And yet they can still shitpost at an astonishing rate.
>>73229455
what other boards do you use at 4chinz?
>>73229455
What part of Somalia do you live in?
Do you have relatives in Europe?
You are getting trolled by a proxy.
>>73229527
/gif/ /a/ /h/ /pol/ /adv/ /biz/ /g/
