>be Somalian government
>make official website
>http://www.somaligov.net/
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of Georgia
>Coon islands
You can't make this shit up
> be Somalian
dropped
>>73211308
>Estonian flag has the coat of arms on it
T-thanks.
>>73211308
Do i need to download Netscape Navigator to get a propper website displayed? Looks horrible.
>>73211308
But who will step up to be the Somaliland Administration Solicitor-General?
>>73211308
> http://www.somaligov.net
It looks like a website where you could get Pokémon cheats from 1999
>Serbia and Montenegro
>somalian intellectuals
>>73213543
That's probably the janitors rank
LMAO
Can someone get frontpage to display properly? Screenshot please
>>73211308
>> http://www.somaligov.net
Why did they feel the need to list all the flags like that on the front page?
>>73211308
Libertarianism everyone
>Al-Shabaab is youth organization which has links with the well-known Al-qadea Organization and is one of the first terrorist list in Horn of Africa
>youth organization
TROUBLED YOUTH
>>73211308
Estonia's flag is pretty good too
>>73214481
Major improvement on the canadian flag
>>73214481
At least they fixed Canada.
>NO
>LEAF
>>73214781
It's a convenient way to provide links to the official websites of all the other countries.
Can black people do anything right?
ayy
>>73211308
God that website sucks, lol.
>>73214481
>Start of the art
kek
also dat website, it's like they discovered html just recently
Their constitution is also a thing of beauty.
Is Somalia even a real country? It's just some No Man's Land run by ooga booga muzzie pirates.
>>73215879
fucking lol
>>73211308
holy fuck how incompetent do you have to be as a country to make a website this shitty
![images[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JyogSNc.png "images[1].png")
>Belgium
WTF
>>73212403
ours too, it's like a 3rd grader did this
>>73211308
u wot m8?
>>73211308
>serbia and montenegro
>Belgium with the old flag
You had one job Somalia
>>73214481
A
FUCKING
NOTHING
>>73215879
>>73215280
My bad, I clicked on my country and it did nothing. I thought they were just pictures but the link must be broken.
>>73215879
It cant be true...
>>73211308
I like what they did here
>>73216203
>>73211308
What did Somali government mean by this?
Jesus Fucking Christ... did they shop his head onto a stock suit photo?
Someone better be screencapping this shit
This is kek on a national level
>decide to check source
>they have a URL that is literally 182108 characters long
What even in the fuck.
And then there's another directly after?
I don't even understand.
How can someone actually make something this retarded on purpose?
>>73216376
it still works :^)
>>73211308
>belgian flag
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of Georgia
It's the better Georgia anyway.
>Serbia and Montenegro
>Chile and Bangladesh's wind-blowing flags
>Russia in both Asia and Europe but with different flags for each
>forgot the moon crescent on the German flag
You couldn't script it better
Someone get a gallery of all the kek worthy things on this website
>>73216629
>Chile and Bangladesh's wind-blowing flags
Why am I laughing so hard at this
>>73211308
>Turkey
>in Europe
>>73215879
SHALL
>Queen of World Queens
>>73216546
The idiots dumped the base64 form an image
So, hmmm
Is it hackable? Asking for a friend. I've tried somethings around (for a friend), and it actually looks like it's doable.
>>73216911
>his excellency
My laterals
Is there a way to aquire Somalia? That country could have a lot of potential.
>>73215879
I'm still laughing
Somalibro needs to do something about this, after all he's an English teacher
>>73216970
I think it's so easy it would be unfair for them.
It's bad enough already
>>73216911
>Oprah
>Obama
>Mandela
This is too much
And my state continues to bring them here by the thousands.
I'm about to explode
>>73216546
Coders get paid by char.
>Spain Flag
>Broken link
WE WUZ PROGRAMMERS
>>73216203
>>73214481
It's literally a fucking leaf how can you mess this up?
>>73217507
They improved it for you
Be grateful
>>73211308
>>73216970
It would be priceless if anyone hack it and do some arrangements to make it a decent web.
>>73211308
>making fun of poor and illiterate people
So this is what white nationalism has come to, preying upon the unarmed
>>73211308
>somalian """""""""government"""""""""""
>>73211308
>You can't make this shit up
why do people say this
of course you could make shit like this up
when russia invaded georgia a few years ago there were tons of fucking memes with the same joke
as for this fucking captcha
NONE OF THESE ARE FUCKING STREET SIGNS
>>73211308
Is a very american mistake.
>>73216439
>((((((((Soloman)))))))))
They know
this can't be fucking real
>Local jobs
>>73211308
>Somalian intellectuals
Someone should hack the website and flood it with gore and say that this is what will happen if you try to go to Europe.
![Saacid[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4r5wi75.jpg "Saacid[1].jpg")
>tfw chief of Somali police
>>73217656
POO
I can take their website down in 2 minutes. I doubt some dumb niggers can find me.
>>73217762
stfu Belgium, you are horizontal now
>>73217939
Don't take it down, change its content.
>>73217939
Then do it you pussy
>>73217646
If I new how to do shit like that I would legitimately consider it. Holy fuck would that be hilarious.
WTF?
Don't hack it you spergs.
This is comedy gold.
>>73217827
>Task Manager pinned
M8
>>73217646
Say no more
>24/7 Online Soomaali ???? Francais Swahili Italiano ?? Norsk Svenska Hind
WEBMAIL FACEBOOK
test
>>73211308
How is race a social construct again? These guys are legitimately retarded. Their whole nigger country.
>>73218027
>international incident happens because Somalia gets assblasted over someone fixing their site
that would be amazing. Hell it might even rival the great Emu wars.
>>73217937
How can you make fun of illiterates when you yourself type like a child learning to speak?
Home Wararka News ??????? ?????? ??????? Office of the President Office of the Prime Minister Mogadishu City The Parliament The Ministries The Constitution The NSS The Somali Police The Regions Somali Embassies A-Z Directory Foriegn Embassies Universities Contact Us A-Z Gov-Directory Gov-Webmail Prominent Personalities UN Links for Somalia Country Info Somali Political Parties International Organizations Islamic Organizations Support Us Local Jobs International Jobs Recognitions Funding Projects Human Rights Watch The UN in Somalia Our Extraordinary Dignitaries The UN Failures Our Leaders e-mail me
MONTENIGGER BTFO
>country info
>they just start listing random statistics
>Internet Users: 98,0000
>Airports: 67
>Airports - with paved runways: 7
>Airports - with unpaved runways: 60
>Merchant marine: 1
>Unemployment rate: 70%
>Flag description: light blue with a large white five-pointed star in the center; blue field influenced by the flag of the UN
>Literacy: definition: age 15 and over can read and write total population: 37.8%
>HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate: 0.5% (2007 est.)
>HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS: 24,000 (2007 est.)
>HIV/AIDS - deaths: 1,600 (2007 est.)
>Sex ratio
>Median age: 17.5 years
>Life expectancy at birth: 49.63 years
>Terrain: mostly flat to undulating plateau rising to hills in north
>Political parties and leaders: none
>NONE
Somalia, you are too good for this world.
>>73217714
"Somali Pollution"
Yea, they are
>>73214781
>Why did they feel the need to list all the flags like that on the front page?
So that their citizens are familiar with the maritime flags of the ships they pirate.
>Somalia
>government
so much for anarchism
>>73217827
>Our Extraordinary Dignitaries
This is a goldmine OP.
Dog bless
Somalia is a meme database now
I think they may need a better PR guy.
>>73217939
honestly don't, if you do it might take em years to make another.
Leave it and lets see what magic happens
>>73217646
kek
>>73218354
>Airports: 67
>Airports - with paved runways: 7
>Airports - with unpaved runways: 60
Way to good to be true.
what the fuck am I looking at?
This looks worse for moments...
>>73218473
>We wuz html n shieet
>>73218566
incompetence incarnate
>>73218566
as >>73216914 already mentioned, they pasted Base64 to the Image Link
What did they mean by this?
>>73218233
>Kazakhstan
You know what? However fucked your country is for intellect, Somalia has the brains of a nigger retard collectively, so I'll let you pass.
>>73215879
>subjection to slavery shall be a crime.
Somali "intellectuals".
>>73218509
Holy shit, this legitimately made me laugh.
Just imagine the Somalian honorables proudly asking their programmers to publish their angry rants to the government website.
>>73218354
>Unemployment rate: 70%
>Life expectancy at birth: 49.63 years
>Political parties and leaders: none
>Literacy: 37.8%
Holy fucking shit
Somalia is fucked to all hell
there's another site: http://www.president.somaligov.net/
don't be alarmed by the shutter sound once it loads
>>73218354
>>Unemployment rate: 70%
>>Life expectancy at birth: 49.63 years
that's just depressing tho
spend 40 years unemployed, then die
actually they're muslims so fuck'em
>>73218657
as a programmer myself, how does someone even fuck up that badly? Is Somalia completely unaware of the concept of quality assurance? This is almost painful to look at.
>>73218279
It's not like your country is any better than Somalia
Then again, Somalia is hard to beat in many fields
But I know of one India wins
The amount of shit caked on your roads.
>>73218279
RUPEE FOR A POOPIE
>>73214481
DELETE THIS!
>http://www.somaligov.net/TheUNFailures.html
>>73216970
>>73216970
>>73216970
Ports open on their website are as follows:
21 FTP
80 HTTP
443 HTTPS (Nothing on there)
554 RTSP (What the fuck could they be streaming?)
>>73219265
Why do you need one line for every sentence? Are you learning to type?
>>73218354
I missed this gem:
>Inflation rate (consumer prices): NA%; note - businesses print their own money, so inflation rates cannot be easily determined
>>73216487
Yeah they did. Besides the proportions being messed up with super wide shoulders the lighting is way different. His head is probably from an outdoor photo.
>>73218885
Help
>>73219421
Surprised they don't have SSH open, or worse, Telnet
>>73214481
AAAAAAAA CANADA!!! SIDES GONE!
>>73219389
They are butthurt even in their shitty web.
>>73216439
T.J. """""Solomon""""" Yoshi
![Madaxweynaha%20iyo%20wafdi%20Sweden%20ka%20socda%20%282%29[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ROyEsrL.jpg "Madaxweynaha%20iyo%20wafdi%20Sweden%20ka%20socda%20%282%29[1].jpg")
>tfw no A/C in africa
>>73216487
MY SIDES
>>73219466
top fucking kek
We need Peru in here to fight the Canadians for the right to use that flag.
>>73219444
When you learn to shit into a toilet I may put some effort into my typing.
>>73216109
they can't into basic pattern recognition, give them a break
I just had an idea
>fix their site
>leave a message on the front page that it was fixed by the ghost of Mandela
>alternatively that the fixing was authorized by president Obama
>>73217939
This >>73218007
Make kek their god or >>73217912 the kebab removing guy
do whatever memeworthy
>>73219699
epic
>>73219466
>note - businesses print their own money, so inflation rates cannot be easily determined
Goddammit Somalia, that's not how businesses work
>>73212900
nah m8 just somali web design
>>73211308
>Half the links don't work
Click the Vatican.
>>73211308
>coat of arms on flag
>leads to migration.gv.at/
fuck this niggers, stay in your country.
>>73217656
>poor and illiterate people running a country
thanks for the bonus laughs, beaner
>>73219833
>not fixed by Ben Garrison
You have to go back
Let's summon Somalibro to example this
I know he's somewhere around here
>>73214038
it shows the same for me, except it has some coat of arms logo at the top right.
pretty funny shit. Niggers truly are the untermensch.
>>73218885
>The Goovernment
>GOOVERNMENT
my sides are about to burst asunder
>>73219833
fixed by the nation of tonga.
u see , somali's and polynesians hate each other, they fight over who is the niggest, much funnier if you ask me.
couple of gangs even had a riot in melbourne recently, top laff.
>>73216487
>we are very please to watch
>that early 2000s flag
>>73219631
WE MOGADESU NOW
>>73220035
The only somalian with internet access is trying to fix his Website at the moment.
>>73217273
>My entire country brings them by the tens of thousands.
>>73219466
>Inflation rate (consumer prices): NA%; note - businesses print their own money, so inflation rates cannot be easily determined
Somalia, no. No this is not how you do things Somalia. This is not ok.
>>73220122
filename implies they are from sweden
>>73219584
You got a competitor now austria.
Btw, did you select all images with a stormfront?
>>73220083
holy fuck do I even have sides anymore
>>73219986
probably 1 person if that of Somali decent has even met a man named Ben Garrison let alone know of the great Ben himself, much funnier to pin it on someone they either love or hate
>>73220084
I like it
>>73215879
Holy mother of fuck. They must think that physically putting placeholders there is required to make amendments.
>>73220279
>pin it on someone they either love or hate
Donald Trump.
That will be the magnum opus of the whole thing
Holy kek they have universities
http://universityofburao.com/articles/29/index.html
http://mu.edu.so/
>>73220172
Finns bara ett sätt att lösa detta på. Genom att hela europa startar ett ras krig. Samtidigt.
>>73215879
>competent judicial authority
>competent administrative authority
They call themselves competent 7 times in the constitution.
Mogadishu City website
http://www.mogadishucity.somaligov.net/
And their Mayors
>>73219243
Somalia is as close to not being a country that you can get while still technically being a country.
Im surprised they even have a website at all.
>>73216376
Since when did Poland replace their flag with the French flag?
>>73220180
somalia yez
>>73216487
I can only imagine how this happened
>Take picture in front of a green screen hoping to edit picture
>Realized nobody in Somalia knew how a green screen worked
>Roll with it anyways
>>73220417
Based.
>>73220351
Write Obama and tell him he can't take you guns, because the constitution doesn't have any free placeholders.
>>73220159
Someone needs to put a Nazi flag as the german flag.
That and a confederate one for the USA as well
fuck it, not like they have anyone to find you.
>>73218354
So how much would it cost to get a cutey virgin Somali Waifu?
>>73220660
Move to Sweden for one
>>73220660
That's fucking disgusting candada.
>>73220660
About tree fiddy
>>73218885
"The Gooverment of the Democratic Republic of Somalia is bact into the global map and will re-shape its biliteranl, mulitileral and global diplomacy"
>Gooverment
>biliteranl
>mulitileral
>>73220660
pretty sure they don't exist.
you're better off having an anime waifu.
>Poland doesn't even get a flag
>>73218566
The end of the universe, repent..the end is nigh
>>73215879
>Subjection to any form of slavery or servitude shall be punishable as a crime
So THAT'S why their country is a dysfunctional shithole.
They're literally forbidden from legally working.
>>73220660
The cost of her travel expenses to get to Canada. They will gladly marry just to live in the West.
Normally you have to pay a few dozen goats for a wife, but since Somalia has been in a 30 year civil war the value of a woman has dropped drastically, since you can just go capture a woman if you really want one.
Somalia has gone full Sengoku Jidai on itself. It's actually kind of interesting.
>>73220798
They actually have illiterate shitskins pirates making websites for them
Topkek
>>73217827
install Gentoo
words of wisdom from: http://www.somalinet.com/forums/index.php
topic: Why Somali marriages dont last
They do everything too fast and too much.
They marry too early, have an expensive wedding, they bang bang straight away and have kids too early, they have too many kids, the bills pile up, get exhausted of it all and then get divorced. :lol:
They gotta take it slow
>>73220380
The uni website is 100x better than their govt. site KEK
>JAMHUURIYADDA DIMOQORAADIGA EE SOOMAALIYA
My god this is worse than Finnish, Jesus fucking Christ.
>>73220380
>university of mogadishu
>click on job opportunities
>404 not found
with their unemployment rate why do they even include 'job' sections in websites? why even go to university at all?
Estonia got a neat new flag.
Also, how the hell is Israel in that list if they haven't even recognized us?
>>73220798
What does "bilateral" even mean in this context?
Do they have a rival country? Are they in war with someone we should know about?
I think they just placed random words that look "smart".
>>73215879
What a poorly written Constitution. All they had to do was copy and paste America's. We made a pretty good one .
>>73220798
Is Somalia a meme?
if someone could hack this place, change turkey into t*rkey and replace the star of the flag with a cockroach. they would never notice.
>>73211308
>>73219466
>Inflation rate (consumer prices): NA%; note - businesses print their own money, so inflation rates cannot be easily determined
That's cyberpunk as fuck.
>>73220417
Det är det enda sättet.
A link to Mc Donald's Somalia face book page nestled away in the links segment wouldn't go amis.
public link, public page for reference: ( no log in required)
fb / mcdonaldssomaliaofficial
perhaps masked with something similar to bit ly
atleast they have a low hiv rate... or people die of hiv without even being tested ever...
>>73215503
KEK
>>73220757
That melanated qt makes my cock pulsate
>>73220511
>Warsame
war...
>>73221113
>we
Yeah bro you really helped in writing the constitution, nice job
>>73218566
images in string form
>>73221034
Even Somalia isn't safe from SJW faggotry.
>>73221143
>WE LOVE TURKEY
>>73216911
>H.E Nelson
Please tell me they mean his excellency and not Horatio Nelson
>>73221245
holy shit this is fucking real.
>>73215923
Underrated
>>73220351
>They must think that physically putting place-holders there is required to make amendments.
They must misinterpret how western societies leave:
1. "deleted xx/xx/xx"
Of course, we just do that to let readers know that the law has been redacted.
No one leaves place-holders.
>>73214038
>SOMALI POLICE
>>73219421
>554 RTSP (What the fuck could they be streaming?)
it's somalia - piracy is their thing
>>73221110
The Northern part of the country (Somaliland) broke away during the war and formed a free democracy that is, compared to Somalia, quite prosperous. Somalia still claims it. Maybe they're referring to that?
>>73221057
Ei jumalauta :DDDDDDDDD
>>73221245
TOP FUCKIN KEK
>>73221469
>if you do not stop lunatic diplomacy then we will show the world
so somalia is trying to act like north korea, but we don't know because nobody can understand what they are trying to say?
>>73221245
Seriously though is this real?
>>73221068
Why even live at all?
I mean if i were ZOOmali i would have fucking killed myself.
>>73221531
we can sell them more placeholders and ship the placeholders out via usb stick, there are trade opportunities in this.
>>73220380
>first picture on their university website has a kid in the front row with a t-shirt displaying COCAINE N CAVIAR N SHEEIT
>Super Power by 2030!
>>73221034
>>73221468
nah fuck that
Nairaland is where its at:
http://www.nairaland.com/politics
HOLY FUCK
Their forum is literally nigger /pol/
>>73221675
kek
>>73221468
lol he a confused nigga
>>73218354
>>Political parties and leaders: none
Libertarian paradise
>>73221746
>we will show the world
oh my
>>73221801
or move to sweden with all the other somalis
>>73220084
that's just somalis who live in australia probably, most somalis probably don't even know what countries border them
>>73221892
>...calm down u somali wannna-be Egg head ....I get women like crazy coz I gots the swag...and truss me..halfricanadian is mine if i want her...my advise.....
>...DONT PLAY WIT FIRE....YOU GET BURN!!!!!(((real talk my niggga))) angry
>>73217714
Somali political parties literally break down to..
Religious Parties
Terrorist Parties
>>73221897
Based
>>73221897
Aww, it's like baby-tier bantz.
>>73221245
scroll down
the fifth most recent post is amazing
>>73219466
>businesses print their own money
>>73221892
this
based nigerians
>>73221804
holy kek
also, those faces
>>73221897
link it, haven't found the forum
>>73222065
British niggers unironically arguing about voting BNP.
The only thing stat stops them is some Irish woman.
>>73222258
http://www.somalinet.com/forums/
>>73221099
Somalia is Muslim
That's your answer.
>>73222361
http://www.somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=354811
>The Koran tells me it is haraam and people were overturned for being gay- Sodom and Gamorrah. That said, since time immemorial there have been gays in every society. Question: is being gay driven by nature or nurture?
>I am,
>Jabuu " I can't see myself attracted to someone who has hairy chest like myself" tawi
>>73220757
Time to fap
>>73222170
>One of our employees, Ringoni Abdulmajhid has been taken hostage by Al-Shroom pirates!
We gotta find the Ringoni!
>>73222248
>if you do not stop lunatic diplomacy then we will show the world
>>73218354
>>73219466
Somalia is really a dumpster fire of a country right now.
On the other hand, my sides are in low orbit right now. Where is the local /pol/ Somalian, what's his reaction on this?
>>73214481
Hey Canada, Somalia stole your leaf!
>>73222361
ah ok thanks, the posts are old as fuck though
XSS WHEN?
>WE WUZ MUSLIM TIME TRAVELERS AND SHIT
>>73221973
Somalia superpower by 2020.
USA btfo'd by somalia over territorial claims.
>>73219466
H-How..? I was cracking up this entire time; but reading this just makes me sad. They never stood a chance.
>>73214481
is this a scheme to divert from the fact those countries are all listed under "North America"?
>>73222724
if Somalia EVER becomes a superpower I'll eat moot or jackie 4chan
>>73222650
>it has branches in Mogadishu, Hargeisa, Galkayo, Kismayo and the Globe
>and the Globe
WE WUZ RULERS OF DA WORLD AND SHEET
>>73222517
My thoughts exactly. I've never felt like fucking a nigger except now, why does she turn me on? I think it's her hips, they look perfect for giving birth
>>73214481
Canada confirmed for Peru
