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Fort McMurray General - Anzac is going to get burned edition
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
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>>73027534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ
Canada right now

>Oh shit
>get the water nigguh
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Third for tredau
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conservativefans.com/2016/05/04/trudeau-cracks-jokes-before-addressing-the-fort-mcmurray-fire-cbc-removed-that-part-of-the-clip/

REMINDER TRUDEAU HATES ALBERTANS AND IS LITERALLY LAUGHING AT THE DESTRUCTION!!!!!
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>>73027534
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GET FOR KEK REMOVING TRUDEAU FROM THIS WORLD
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>>73027534
More good bread from an Ameribro
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>>73027815

Leaf, why the fuck you posting a Fallout screenshot in this thread?
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The world's biggest sulphur pyramids are in danger. Sulphur is extremely flammable. Match heads are made from them.
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Ottawafag here. couple good friends of mine live in Fort McMurray I just heard from them a couple hours ago saying they're fine, their house is totally fucked though.
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>>73027815
War. War never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.

In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.

But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.
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I swear to god canada, none of your maple smoke better come down here
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>>73027932
canada is fucked
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>>73027932
This is the location of those pyramids
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>>73027816
dude just ignore the retard cuck, he is getting assbashed probably for it right now
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Who /comfy/ af watching their least favourite province go up in flames?
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>>73027983
Welp, those evacuees are fucked
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>>73027983
According to this map, the fire is incredibly close but on the wrong side of the highway-for now. Please don't use meme magic to make it jump the highway.
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>>73027818
Thanks, I am headed to bed, I just saw that there was new evac orders so I posted some new stuff.

But now, sleep calls. Some west-coaster will need to post the next thread.
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>>73028102
JUMP FIRE-CHAN JUMP!!!!!
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>>73027932
jesus christ
i mean holy fuck
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Wild Rose-PC coup fucking when?
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>>73027534
Let's get the meme machine cranking.
Maybe some drawfag could pick this doodle up and make it get gud.
Contemplated giving her moo horns, but Mr. Flamenskull seems to represent AB well enough with his wild rose. She could use a horse to get to where she's going. Wherever it is. Good luck FChan.
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My brother and his girlfriend live there, and may have lost all of their possessions. Feels bad man.
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It's okay. I'm sure the displaced could just applt for refugee status in Syria and North Africa.
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>>73028102
Wait never mind I've had a little too much fireball tonight, I think it's on the right sife
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>>73028047
Albertans are the trashiest people where I live. I guess that doesn't mean much coming from Dude Weed Columbia though.
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>>73028102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9wsrL43RY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
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What effects will this have on Canada's economy?
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>>73028166
>arms can't even reach her hoo hoo dilly

what the fuck
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>>73028035

Shit just pissed me off so much.

I literally rage at seeing this french cuck.
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>>73028102
Tsundere assed nigga.
She' going to jump for sure now.
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>>73028185

Yeah(im) >>73027962
my friends lost their house, the business where they worked is a pile of ash now. Jesus.
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>>73028193
/sg/ poster?
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>>73028303
Those thighs distracted me.
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If doubles, this means the end of the Alberta NDP and LPC's short reign of terror.
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Hate to tell you guys but if this shit goes Ronin Warriors, that Wildfire is gonna turn into an Inferno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwQQfnB698
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>>73028421

My bro has been having terrible luck since he got out there. He was at the Nexen plant explosion, and now this.
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>>73028425
WTF It not what I posted
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>>73028467
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>>73028253
Where do you live and why do Albertans live anywhere outside of Alberta?
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>>73027983

Good thing the fire is heading in the opposite direction (towards anzac)
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Note as I head on out, lot of media folks are saying that it might be 2 hours before they report again, as the media center is under a emergency evacuation.
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>>73028537
happened to me too, iwas trying to post an image, and it popped up two trump girls in maga hats.
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It's going to be fun seeing Trudeau and Notley dealing with their first national tragedy.

They'll probably let Alberta burn, not like it makes any money.
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Wonder why the big news sites are not really covering this?

This could be Canada's worst disaster ever in term of damage.
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>>73028782
because they don't care about Canada, tradeu and the whole parliament are kikes.
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Did my Canada bros see this one yet? Skip to 1:10 and wait for it.

http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=861811
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>>73028724
That is nearly at Parsons Rd. That is growing closer and closer to camps, especially Noralta.
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>>73028743
Somewhere in 4chan they are wondering why there zelda photo is a ubek women.
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>>73028847
yeah if this was merica it would be wall to wall coverage. I get that they can't shift everything to this, but a bit more coverage would be nice.

Also rip anzac,
https://twitter.com/JSJamato/status/728075577941319681
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>>73028782
If plants or sulfur hills start exploding and shit escalates into genuine disaster, there will probably be international coverage. But not until then.
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>>73028849
Finally warm weather in Quebec.
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>>73028425
God tier game.
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>>73028849

Let me guess newfies?
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>>73028744

Notley already said she isn't declaring a state of emergency.

>>73028782

Could be? Ft. Mac is the economic driver of our entire fucking country. This isn't bad, it is terrible. The entire country is going to feel this. Also, if you're not familiar Trudeau absolutely fucking hates Alberta, because they absolutely fucking hate that name all the way back to his fathers days.
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>>73029027

Not even close.
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>>73028849
If anyone needed proof she was hired for her tits and not her brains, there it is.
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>>73029070
>Notley already said she isn't declaring a state of emergency.
Wow. She's actually digging her own grave here.
The militia should've been mobilized fucking yesterday.
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>>73029070
They where forced to declare it a few hours ago.
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>>73029070

His father was a kek too, absolutely savaged our military and manufacturing while he posed for photos with Castro.
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>>73028849
mad woman hahaha
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>>73028537
thumbnail appears to be the same dimensions as the intended image.
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>>73028849
Is she being a bitch on purpose or is she completely oblivious? hard to tell with her.
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>>73029155

>Atlantic

>Not even close
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>>73029171
What tits?
Holy shit, this is fucking hilarious.
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>>73029299

I am going to assume she is oblivious to what she is saying.
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>>73029262
Aha, lets see if i change the dimensions I can post it, even if it not really on topic.
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Last one, honest.
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>>73028849
>http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=861811

Is this an intentional joke? If anything like that happened in America there'd be a huge outrage and she'd be fired.
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>>73029549

I am pretty sure she ended her career without even realizing it.
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>>73028849

>A LITTLE bit of cloud cover has rolled in
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>>73029549
what the actual fuck
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New location for Emergency cord. will be at Lac la biche.
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So what's up with this fire? Firefighters found a cause yet?
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>>73029640
When your career is built built by putting dick in your mouth, what's a foot every once in a while.
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I was kicked out of camp at 2am this morning. The bused me to firebag where I got onto a plane around 7am to Edmonton.
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>>73029549
>'fire'ing someone at a time like this
how insensensitive
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>>73029789
>>73029678
>>73029549
>>73029299
>>73029247


I am assuming this is the first /pol/ has seen of this. We are all pretty pissed about it over here in the Maritimes guys.
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>>73029549
It really warm...
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>>73029803
>Lac la biche
dude the cause doesn't matter right now. Only thing that matters is GTFO
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>>73029952

Also, does this make Cindy Day the real life Fire-chan?
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>>73029962

jfc
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>>73029549
>http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=861811

I can't get this video to work in either Firefox or Opera. What did she say?
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>>73030023
>dude the cause doesn't matter right now
I want to know if this was a Muslim attack or not!

>Only thing that matters is GTFO
I couldn't be farther away from that city if I could
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>>73029803
Nah they're still slugging it out. Gonna hope like hell that tomorrow is the day they finally start to turn the tide, because that area "might" get rain... on monday.
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>>73030023
Didn't someone post in another thread that a truck overturned and started another fire near Lac La B iche?
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>>73030194
There was a fatal car crash with a semi with wood products and a SUV, two people in the SUV died.

There was a big fire, but it out now.
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>>73030167
She was basically clueless that there was even a wildfire in Ft Mac.
Said not to call your friends there because they'd just brag about it being so gorgeous (32C) there and how the only thing wrong was a little bit of cloud cover.
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>>73029962
Imagine driving a gas guzzling 90's Lincoln at 20 miles per hour past that. Imagine the heat.

Now imagine doing that in a modern econosuv with plastic body panels...
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> Had to leave my truck at Noralta

Not a big deal , really. People are losing their houses and shit. Still, it sucks that I have to go back and get it.
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>>73030167

She is talking about the weather in Alberta the day the fire hit Ft Mac and says:

"In fact look at these temperatures, you might want to sit down. If you have friends and relatives in Ft Mac don't talk to them, they're just going to brag about the heat"
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>Ft. Mac on fire.
>High Level evac'd
>Chugs started a fire in Ste. Anne county.
>No significant rainfall in Edmonton for 2 weeks.
Help.
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>>73029795
That's like 50 miles south of the city. If 63 is blocked how the fuck they gonna get there?
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Re-posting because fuck you I think its neat

Landsat 7 thermal infrared
taken at 12:30
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>>73030460
Help to burn, or help to put out.

>Sorry, had to 9gag
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>>73030304
I also heard there was a small fire near Lac St. Anne (burnt down 2 homes on a reserve or something), and another one south of High Level. But I can't seem to find updates on either of those.


>>73030355
>Now imagine doing that in a modern econosuv with plastic body panels...
Pic related
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>>73028267
The fire was started on purpose. It's a government jobs creation program since the oil industry is collapsing. The jobs created to rebuild the city will buy the govt more time to figure out what to do with all those nouveau-rich since they're almost all unemployed..
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>>73030523
Landsat 7 true colour
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>>73030516
correction, it's 180 miles south.
I need to get better at judging distances.
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>>73030571
High level lost the mill on the south side of town.
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>>73028663
Albertans get rich, and then buy vacation places in BC.

>>73028267
Way too early to tell, media haven't reported much.
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>>73030346
>>73030442

Thanks. I actually have Cindy Day's book of weather lore, it's pretty good. Maybe it was ghostwritten though if she's so clueless.
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any livestreams?
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>>73030405
are you staff at Noralta or a guest?

any word on it reaching the camp? It's already at Parsons but the wind has changed east, and may move south, though that is moreso the lower region of Alberta. It may actually just branch NE and SE simultaneously.
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>>73030516
It is about 250km south of Anzac
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>>73028267

50% of the jobs in Canada (not Alberta, I really mean Canada) created last year were in Edmonton. Those jobs are almost all completely based on the oil patch in Ft Mac. It is the lifeblood of the Canadian economy and is what has gotten us through the recession until now. It already took a massive hit because of the price of oil and thousands of people (who all lived in Ft. Mac) are now out of work. Now imagine if not only were you laid off, but your house burnt down.

>tfw brother lives there and may lose everything
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>>73030802
Winds will shift with times of day as well as weather patterns change.

Safe now doesn't mean safe 2 hours from now. That shit is going to get ugly.
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>>73030720

I sent the clip to the drudge, hopefully he puts it up. Make this cunt go viral.
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>>73030802
>maritime burns
Oh please sweet Jesus, please this..
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>>73030667
Fug. Just what we needed.

>>73030710
>and then buy vacation places in BC.
Not even Albertans can afford places in BC :^)

>>73030739
Likely just radio for now. Media was evacuated two or three times already so they can't exactly stream anything good (plus they're in the middle of nowhere and connections are shit)
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>>73030996
Most media is fleeing right now due to the oncoming fire.
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>>73030802

Nah, I was working a shutdown at Suncor. I heard the fire is going west to east, so Noralta should be safe for the time being.
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>>73031203
>>73030802

The Camp is 27km north of town I should say.
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>>73031203
thanks man
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>>73030561
Fixed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu85WQTPRc

If I had any talent I would redo this with the fire footage.
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>>73028102
> Please don't use meme magic to make it jump the highway.

actually please do
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>>73027534
For the faggots who don't know about the Mac, if you've seen this pic then you now know.
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>>73031133
That's not good... if it plows through Anzac then the next thing in it's path is the Nexen site at Long Lake, and that shit could go sky high.
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>>73031666

>Devil's Trips
>that shit could go sky high.

You just had to go and fucking summon Kek didn't you.
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>>73031666
Yep, and a wilderness area with tons of fuel.
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>>73031666

Also someone cap this shit for when it happens.
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>>73031898
o-oops...
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>>73027534
NZSAS incoming, we must protect Anzac
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>>73031965
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>If you look to your left, you'll get a good view of Mordor!
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come on self-hating albertan leafs, let's get some of that meme magick working already
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>>73031666
Bastard and a traitor, fucking checked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQZxcSRGqlo
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>>73031666
Lord Kek demands a sacrifice!
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>>73032220
>>73032167
тщ
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>>73027932
Before it burns, it melts. There's going to be literal flows of burning brimstone.
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>>73032056
>>73032195
>>73031993

I just messaged my brother who works at the Long Lake Nexen site. He said they are being evacuated now, and have shut the plant down. They are all being sent to Edmonton.
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>>73032272
Isn't that in the bible? dont tell me the fucking rapture is starting in my fucking province
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>>73032362
got any pics?
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>>73032215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCc1FvZ3g0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fym6X-JvEOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGZBoaa0-os

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-tfL0wu_80

Dear lord
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>>73032417
>antichrist appearing v
> black horse man v
> major earth quakes in the world ehh maybe

not sure what else, I know the trumpet is supposed to blow.
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>>73031666
666 HOLY SHIT NIGGAH!!!
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>>73032417

Apparently you missed the post where someone got 666 repeating digits and talked about the Nexen site going up.
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>>73032512

I asked him to send some to me. I'll keep you posted.
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>>73030859
yea, went and looked at the map. Distance is hard to gauge just at a glance.
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Any chance this is gonna reach Edmonton?
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>>73032699

Not a chance... if they can stop it before it gets through Anzac. As an anon said, if it gets to the Nexen site it will be a disaster.
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>>73032699
it wills it brother
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>>73031666
new thread theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx5KnFr9xSk
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>>73032699
Holy fuck please be a troll.

It's 400km away, at least half of which is farmland which doesn't exactly burn the same as a old boreal forest.
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>>73032906
>oil fire can't burn almost anything
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>>73032906
Not trolling, I'm just clueless about northern AB geography. I'm down in Calgary so just no idea what the conditions are like up there.
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>>73032974
>American

Into the trash your knowledge of oil goes

Plus the oil plants are north of Fort Mac, not south (the direction Edmonton is)

>>73033124
It takes 2 seconds to look at Google maps though.
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>>73033124
>I'm down in Calgary so just no idea what the conditions are like up there.

Boring. Just like everywhere else in Canaduh.
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>>73027534
Why don't they just get those helicopters with water buckets to dump water all over the fire? Wouldn't that put it out? Is Alberta so poor now they can't even afford helicopters?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c

This is now the theme song of this happening.
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What is the origin of the name Anzac m8s?
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>>73033234

we know a bit about oil, and we're basically why the oil prices crashed :^
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>>73033341
The bitch premier decided to cut the wildfire defense budget by a few million dollars after telling the big time oil companies to fuck off.

No big deal.
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>>73033437

"Anzac was named for the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps who surveyed the area during World War I for construction of the rail line to Waterways, Alberta."

Wiki.
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Good fuck Canada, revenge is sweet! This is for sending us hunter harris to deal with! Now you can have a taste of the suffering us Americans in the Northeast have experienced for the last 8 years. All we ever wanted was to be your country's friend. This is what Canada deserves!
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>>73032215
>>73032522
These vids are crazy! You have hellfire raining down on them so bad that people are flooring it to get away from the heat. Deer are running into town in front of vehicles in the housing areas. Watch the front and rear vids.
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>>73033341
dude that would take a lot of water, its no hope.
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>>73033553
REPRESENT
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>>73033341
They can't dump water from helicopters at night due to some safety regulations. Smoke's dark and with no sunlight they're apparently not allowed to fly.
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>>73033553
Thanks m8. I thought it must have an Aus connection.

You probably should have been sending us some royalties on all those resources.
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>>73033703
what, it has nothing to with the price of water its a fucking safety regulation
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>>73033676
>>73033797

Seems a long way from home. Maybe there were Canadian troops wandering around in the outback at the same time?
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>>73033703
Well they should organize a fire militia. Gather up every able bodied man and give them those super soakers with the backpacks and send them into the forest to fight the fire.
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>>73034037
yes and get burned alive....

Do what California does and use prisoners to make fire breaks.
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>>73034037
>>73033931
what did tradaeu say about what your going to do
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>>73034168
I don't think he actually said useful beside the fact that the CDF would be mobilized and ready to go by tomorrow.
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>>73034322
>cdf coming tomorrow

dude that's fucked
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>>73034168
turdeau (lol) didn't say anything substantial yet afaik, just the usual sympathy crap
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>>73034168
He's planning on starting a committee of the mothers who's sons are experts on fire fighting so that they can figure out what to do.
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>>73027932
sulfur actually has uses though. I saw some show where villagers in indonesia or some place literally walked down into some volcano to fill up buckets of the stuff and sell it. crazy stuff
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>>73034446
>>73034416
holy shit what the fuck has he done. I'm so sorry for your cucked pm and country.
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>>73034446
He's also consulting with the chief of the nearby reserve to make sure pulling water out of the river isn't disturbing ancient native heritage.

Chief was too drunk to talk but we should have an answer by tomorrow afternoon sometime.
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>>73033341
lol no. there has been 17000 acres burnt along with 1600 homes. There are 8 water bombers working round the clock and they won't put any more in the air.
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>>73035375
why not?
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>>73035542
budget for the helicopter and the water, plus this>>73034778
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>>73035375
17000 acres? last i heard it was between 7000-10,000
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>>73035542
Because they can't organize fuck all and think they will hit each other. Stunned cunt notely only has the little bombers under contract too. She turned down the big ones from BC...meanwhile she said twice today in legislature "stop fear-mongering" as Canada is actually burning down and 100,000 residents are displaced...This is our Gulf oil spill/ FEMA no-show happening
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>>73035749
I heard 17000 2 hours ago from Rex Murphy on the CBC
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What are the chances of this reaching Vancouver Island? I'm thinking of evacuating to the US.
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>>73035803
>She turned down the big ones from BC
Is this real life?
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>>73035888
Then holy shit this fucker is spreading fast
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>>73035605
wait is he seriously consulting with fucking natives while the city burns, people are in danger, and the large possibilitythe fire could reach the oil fields
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>>73036082
>What are the chances of this reaching Vancouver Island? I'm thinking of evacuating to the US.

About 80% chance of reaching Vancouver by Friday.
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>>73034037
Even firefighters in full equipment can die from fighting forest fires.

It isn't the fire itself that can kill you, but the smoke and heat.

The heat affects your body temperature and moisture.

The smoke lowers the air quality since the fire is taking away all the oxygen nearby.

Why should healthy male citizens risk their life and just add to the body count in fighting something even trained professionals can die from?

Losing homes suck but don't tell me you are the type of person who would accidentally kill himself by risking his life for the cellphone or camera you dropped into the water or street.
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>>73027963
>Fallout 3

The fuck anon.
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>>73036288
he's just taking the piss m8
truth is noone really knows the details
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Bump.

https://twitter.com/morgfair/status/728092212509052928
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>>73030885
Damn. So is this like hurricane Katrina tier level of natural disaster? Or worse?
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>>73037633
Worse, because fire.

Also, Katrina isn't people.
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>>73037743
edgy
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>>73032272
I don't know. It's a long ways away.
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>>73037633
That depends, would you rather burn or drown to death?
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>>73037608
I'd fuck the shit out of her, but damn, what a dumb twat.
>>73037743
>he thinks niggers are people
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>>73037608
That's not climate change, here in California we call it fire season. Fucking casuals
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>>73037608
How can you be this dumb?
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>>73032522
Jesus Christ.
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>>73027534
lots of Indians down that way.

White man to the rescue.
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>>73037633

Worse. That fire just took out the main economic engine of Canada. Also the entire population of the city has been evacuated, and the fire is far from over at this point.

If it heads north from Ft. Mac it will stumble upon the sulphur pyramids from >>73027932

If it goes south it will hit the Nexen site, which is a massive oil processing facility. At this point this looks to be the direction it is heading.

With regards to the evacuation it is a two lane high-way the whole way down to Edmonton which is hours away. Most people had to leave on short notice, some as short as two minutes. This has resulted in cars running out of gas all along the high-way, leaving people stranded as a fire edges toward them.
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Any more areas affected in fort mac?
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>>73034583

Was this it friendo? Super dangerous from what I understand they don't live very long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UBk8f7Bgj0
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>>73038190
So realistically what is going to happen to Canada as a result of the fires? After they're extinguished I mean. Best case scenario and worst case scenario?

I'm basically just wondering how hard this could hurt Canada's economy.
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>>73038723
Bread lines and concentration camps
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>>73038723
Trudeau will only be able to give old Iphone 4 to shitskins.
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>>73038723
We'll need to accelerate weed legalization to make up for the loss of oil.
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Look at what some fucking NDP cock sucker put up, and then very quickly took down. He thinks the fires in Ft Mac are karma! Get those fucks out of Alberta forever.
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rip
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>>73038826
>>73038982
>>73039043
>even in their darkest hour, leafs still find a way to shitpost
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>>73032522
I'm 40 minutes north of there in Fort McKay. It hasn't been bad,, but was quite smoky this afternoon until the wind shifted.

Hwy 63 is still shut as far as I know.
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>>73039136
wasn't fort mckay evacuated as well or something?
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>>73039125
no, canada's darkest hour will be when all cuckhold porn gets taken down
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How the fuck does this happen in a first world nation like Cucknada?

Seriously, I've never heard of a city being evacuated due to a fire even in fucking africa.

What the fuck?
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>>73039255
Liberals.
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>>73039255
Dry grass and shitty funding
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>>73039125
Can't do much else this minute really. It is sad how pathetic weed man is though. This shows just how much he puts shitskins aHead of actual Canadians quite clearly. Two days for the forces to act? Gimme a fuckin break. Fuck that faggot, I hope he chokes on immigrant dick.
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>>73039255
It happens all the time, your just hearing about it now because no one cares when shitty 3rd world towns get burned down so don't report on it, if they have internet at all. We don't hear much about the hundreds of murders a day in Brazil either.
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>>73030885
pfft, 50% of the jobs LOST in canada were linked to the oil industry last year. No way in hell is there employment in a sliding industry in this market.
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>>73039441
Well the ain't gonna do fuck-all except turn the town into a police state while they pass out food and make things uncomfortable for those looking to return. The military doesn't fight fires.
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>>73039551

No no, you don't understand.
This is not crime, or a quake or a tornado or a tsunami.

Australia has massive fires often, some fields in Brazil are burned down on purpose every couple years for agricultural reasons.

I just never heard of a city being evacuated because shit is out of control. Do they know what started this? It just sounds so bizarre.
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>>73039694
The military aren't just a bunch of guys with guns, they are basically trained manpower that the firefighters can use for all kinds of miscellaneous tasks. Lots of important things to do other than holding a hose, you know.
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>>73039234
Evacuees have gone to Fort Mckay--some of them at least. I am in a construction camp.

there is a helicopter pad here that was being used for rescue work. Photo May 3rd, evening.

Smoky here by times and warm, but not that bad. My job at an oilsands plant has been shut down for now,
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/tom-moffatt-karmic-tweet-1.3567368

NDP member from Lethbridge, Tom Moffatt refers to the fire taking out Ft. Mac as "karma".

CONTACT INFORMATION FOR LETHBRIDGE OFFICE TOM IS OUT OF:

403 - 328-5732

Leave that piece of shit a piece of your mind.
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whats the update lads? any rain?
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>>73039909

What site/company?
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>>73039968
Haha what a friggin goof. Part time librarian, full time NDP cuck
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my tinfoil hat says that this was a falseflag
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So the premier has yet to declare a state of emergency? I mean it's pretty much semantics anyways but that's retarded.
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>>73032125

Thats some Independence day level shit.
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>>73039255
Ndp cut 80% of the wildfire budget.
Trudeau's too busy giving hand jobs and selfies at gay pride parades.
The East hates the west.
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what the hell, I just heard about this for the first time

our media didn't mention it at all
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Shit guys, Canadian expat here. I used to be a Conservation officer in Fort Mac. Sucks to see it gone like this. My heart goes out to you guys
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>>73040499

Thanks Poland-bro.
Here, have some OC that was sent to me from the Nexen Long Lake site.
Fire can be seen off in the distance.
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Who else wants Brian "Punished" Jean to make Fort McMurray great again?

>>73040617

Any word on Timberlea going up in flames? Hope not
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>>73040499
When you wake up, don't forget to clean up the British toilets.
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>>73035803

Can we sacrifice her to the angry native fire spirit thats consuming Fort Mcmurray?
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>>73032125
>>73040318
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>>73040346
>Ndp cut 80% of the wildfire budget.

Bullshit
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>>73028102
>03/05/2015

Isn't that two months old though
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>>73027534
poor Canada, I'm sorry for you despite all the dude weed memes. God speed
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>The municipality’s acting director of community services and policing, Dale Bendfeld, said that as of 6 p.m. Wednesday, an estimated 20,000 citizens were evacuated to the north and 27,000 evacuated south to Anzac, Lac La Biche or Edmonton. Most people settled with family and friends in Edmonton. Officials did not explain the discrepancy compared to the city’s total population.
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>>73041145
http://www.therebel.media/the_rebel_is_raising_100_000_to_help_rebuild_fort_mcmurray

>Last year the province spent near $500 million on fighting fires. Same thing the year before. But in this budget, Notley slashed that budget down to $86 million.
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>>73042309
what the fuck
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>>73042347
Classic NDP

spend spend spend on bullshit but nope fire fighting thatch not important
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>FORT CRACK IS ON FIRE

AHAYHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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>>73042309
Does that mean a lot of people died?
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I heard the next 24 hours are the most crucial
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