>be american
>come to europe to study for free
>don't know shit about any european customs
>nor i want to learn them
>go to opera to chat with friends
>correct english constantly
>europeans do not know even to pronounce their own names... so sad
>when i ask them "is it safe in this town?" they get confused.
>speaking constantly trivia about europeans, and how europe is bad and unsafe.
>start speaking about politics
>they all sound like stalin
>they need to learn freedom
>baldeagle.jpg
>start speaking about guns and shit
>if somebody tells me i have to do something
>i scream "DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!"
>nobody likes me
>i wonder why nobody likes me, its probably coz i am american and we are the best
>sad that nobody likes me
>europeans try to comfort me, "it not about you..."
>I DO NEED YOUR HELP
>everybody gets weirded out
>start being patriot and shit on the rest of the world
>people start ignoring me, stop saying hi
>fucking raysist europeans
13 out of 15 burgers i meet in europe were acting just like this.
i always tried to be good with you guys, but you are just, with out doubt, total garbage.
you are worst then low working class englishmen on holidays in greece or croatia.
i literally had more decent conversation with syrian then with all americans i met in my life.
i want to vomit when i hear your retarded burger dialect.
>>72368211
Whatever, Peru.
>>72368211
>13 out of 15 burgers i meet in europe were acting just like this.
That's the nicest part about being a french speaker, once in Europe people believe I am french and treat me a lot better.
>>72368211
>be austrian
>nobody cares
>>72368211
>be american
>go to austria
>fuck a bunch of european sluts that love superior alpha male american cock
>be peruian
>go to america to study paid with student loans
>don't know shit about any american customs
>want to learn them because america is cool
>go to movie theater and chat with friends
>correct people's politics constantly
>americans don't even know where peru is
>they never talk about peru
>start speaking about politics
>if somebody tells me i have to do something
>I scream "yes american master"
>nobody cares about my national origin
>I wonder why nobody likes peru, its probably because they don't even know it exist.
Excuse me while I go order six burgers for seven dollars and eat them all while you cry in Noonecaresistan.
>>72368606
by knowing french you even get more respected
it is considered the most beautiful and one of the hardest languages.
>>72369044
>be america
>50% white people
>>72369406
>alpha male american cock
>pic related
>>72369576
>tripping balls on lsd thinking it is 1910
kek
>>72369921
sorry hans
>6'2
>huge cock
>muscular body
don't deny that every women in the world wants a taste of hefty manly american shaft.
>>72368211
>go to Europe
>speak my mind completely openly
>say politically incorrect shit all the time
>speak conservative positions openly
>drown in young pink Euro pussy
Seriously Euros, just be yourself and don't fear what other people think about you. European men are much more beta than American men despite looking better and being fitter.
Man I love it when people make up stories on /pol/ in hopes to max out a thread.
>>72370284
>drown in young pink Euro pussy
Women love men who break the law. You're committing a crime by spouting these racist and bigoted ideas, and it draws the white wimminz to you.
Just letting you know you COULD have been arrested.
>>72370093
>put size of his dick on 4chan
>thinks people will believe him
i don't understand you pagan measuring systems
>>72370284
>go to europe
>speak my mind completely openly
>say political incorrect shit
>get fined 800e
>get deported back to america
>>72370558
That's unimaginable to my American sensibilities. They either awkwardly accepted my arguments, agreed with me, or just treated me as a dumb American. Never got threatened with an arrest or fine.
I started in Portugal and worked my way from there to Germany. I'm ethnically Portuguese, French, and German, so I wanted to visit those countries for sure.
>>72370300
>make up
It's not that outlandish of a story famalam, the two americans on my university were pretty much like this.
>>72369576
El PeruANO
>>72370788
Don't know about Portugal or France but Germany has almost zero tolerance toward this shit. You got lucky. How recent was this?
>>72370933
A few years ago, 2012. I'd like to go back actually. So much easy sex with cutie girls just because I'm American.
>>72368606
Québécois accent is à dead give away
>>72368211
you're just buttmad that Americans don't bend over to every foreigner they meet, unlike you cucks. Europe is nothing but a playground, and when we're done with your asses we go back home.
>>72370933
Indeed, think about Germany as a collage-campus dominated by SJW.
>>72371021in 2012 it wasn,'t as bad as it is now.
>>72370788
>be American
>get two repeating digits
>>72370888
>be European
>get three
Sorry burgerland, this one goes to us
>>72370300
rolls for snakepenis
>>72368211
This literally is my experience with any transfer student in the U.S. You aren't fucking special or more cultured because youre a European
>>72370300
Go back to /b/
>>72368211
>>come to europe to study for free
wow Australia, burgers study free in Vienna? Can I get in on that?
If I have a "Sexual emergency," your mom or sister are around right?
>>72368211
One of the benefits of being Canadian. Everytime someone asks if you're an American you just say you're Canadian instead. People treat you much better. They really like us in Netherlands too.
>>72368606
Not a chance anyone thinks a Quebeçois accent is French. Plus I bet you go around asking « Où est le dépanneur, je voudrais acheter l'hot dog ».
>>72371485
>One of the benefits of being Canadian
Cannot wait to build wall in January and stop all canadians bc weed man refuses to let us search out muslims.
That guy throwing you over border will be me syrup-nigger.
>>72368211
>Europoors still butthurt we won't bother to learn their degenerate loser languages. You know your brain has a finite capacity for neuron connectivity right? You asshats that waste most of it learning to communicate in 4 languages are wasting yours.
>>72371440
personally?
come please
spend your money your parents earned in austria
it boost up the economy super nice
be completely ostracised since nobody fucking likes americans
>>72371815
The German language can describe certain things the English language is incapable to describe.
You can't translate Muskelkater or Schadenfreude in english for example.
ITT: Poor people who think about us daily.
Feels good.
>>72371815
>You asshats that waste most of it learning to communicate in 4 languages are wasting yours.
>american speak barely one language properly
kek
>>72368211
Free school aside, why would you go to another country if you're not interested in their culture or customs at all? This is exactly what some Americans resent other immigrants for doing.
>>72372090
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult
keeeeeek
>>72372088
You never heard of doms?
I agree with you though
>>72372613
Nein, was sollen "doms" sein?
>>72368211
> assmad euro, bitter over impending forced conversion to islam
>>72369921
French is a disgusting language.
It sounds awful
>>72372906
Die you ever go there?
>>72372192
This, I actually intend on moving to Austria funnily enough. I find the language, culture, history, architecture all fascinating and cozy. Would assimilate into/10
Dunno what this Austrian guy's deal is though. Met some normalfag American and assumed a sample of 13 is a proper representation of 330 million people. Pretty gosh darn silly
>>72373174
>330 million people
>about 40 million of whom are niggers who will never go
>>72373142
No, I've heard french though.
I've also been to Ireland, Italy, Spain, Portugal, and Germany, if you're thinking I'm just an uncultured American
>>72368211
First of all, regarding your pic, according to the Internet, Austria is more obese than the United States.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Austria
Anyway, there are 330 Million Americans, so there are many different kinds, but it's kind of hard for me to believe this little troll story.
I've traveled all over Europe for years and I'm still amazed at how many Euros want to lecture Americans. They just can not help themselves. At any bar, hostel, school, park, whatever, Euros always want to have ridiculous conversations about some America-related bullshit - usually their little pet issue - that they really want to unload on any random Yank.
From guns to muslims we bomb to racism to whatever, the Euros just can't help themselves. The second they find out you're an American a little trigger gets flipped in their minds. I think everything they do is in reference to us. All their political discussion have to involve something about America. It's quite annoying as fuck. Also, their opinions seem to have this arrogant tone of superiority to them when the arguments rarely hold up and the arrogant people arguing them come from unimportant tiny little countries that are basically dissolving right now and haven't been significant for a hundred years. Euros are delusional and obsessed with all things America.
You are probably inundated with people whose parents pay for their trips. The worst kind of people. If you ever met and average working class American, you'd probably like them. May think they're a bit dumb, but you'd like them.
I too hate the rich dickwads that care about nothing but themselves and their comfort. Probably jealousy desu.
>>72371929
You're just fuckin delusional dude. You people are obsessed with Americans. I went to Paris and I was getting laid every other night. Went to Berlin and fucking random people were inviting me to their homes.
Your issue is that you're politically OBSESSED with the USA, just admit it. Every single Euro is obsessed with us.
>>72372812
we still do not have as much nigs and spics.
>>72372906
>French is a disgusting language. It sounds awful
i wonder what kind of shitty dialect you speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
let this sink for a bit
>>72373174
it is silly, i agree, but i lost my patients.
can't waste more time, trying to be okay and somebody just shits constantly.
>>72374667
This will actually make sense to you if you understand our freedom and negative rights. All of Western Europe is really trapped in the same rationalist, Masonic, post-French Revolution understanding of the State as a living god that can do whatever it wants. They must be shielded from how much better we are so we must be demonized at all costs. I heard a BBC radio documentary on the Second Amendment and they just freely made stuff up.
>>72374667
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Austria
stopped reading there.
but it looks like you are quite angry.
>>72369406
I fucked a blonde teenage slut in Salzburg in summer 2007 while on exchange. It was nice. Pretty sure she fucked me just because I was American.
and while we are on the topic of statistics
watch out for that health debt!
>>72375190
This makes sense. The firearms thing is a particular obsession with Euros, and I mean a fucking obsession. I don't know how many times I've had Euros bring up gun laws to me and start lecturing me on how dumb it is, like I am personally responsible for national policy.
But yeah, I own guns. Some would gasp in horror. Others would just babble endlessly, incoherently about how awful it is. They are REALLY fixated on this.
Also, I've heard several argue in favor of restrictions on free speech, - but not against mosques blasting prayers out across the city!! When they argue against this I just go silent cause i think it's a sign of a delusional/brainwashed person.
>>72370300
rolling down the river
>>72370300
Rollando
>>72375650
i fucked a year ago american girl from N.C.
worst piece of shit. my friends still joke with me about this, shameful i must say. although she was 8/10, but stupid like fuck. she was speaking some religious garbage for hours.
>>72376093
You read it fatty. 40% of Austrians are fatty lil dough boys.
Just accept the fact that everything you think about is in reference to us. You're obsessed with us so badly you need to get verification from us online to aid your delusions.
>>72377171
read stats here again >>72375540
>>72370300
oh goodie..
rolling :3
>be yuropoor
>never know what its like to have freedoms
>meet red blooded american
>get severely triggered by his evil hate speech
>cry about it on an anime imageboard after reporting him to the proper authorities
>thank allah i live in a tolerant society
>>72368211
>der Land des Hitler
>maßgeblich
waehle eins
also
>college students are supposed to be smart and respectful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I
>>72377838
hello snowden.
In Japan is easy to spot murricans, some have those stupid traveller trainers or heavy boots, I mean who the fuck brings boots to a city? I know they try in Japan because no one will speak English to them unless you're an expat but fuck some are annoying specially when drunk they chimp out and start making a mockery of themselves is quite the circus.
>>72368351
some more green text
even more
>>72375160
First time I've listened to that.
Not a bad anthem, but the language in it is disgusting.
It sounds like you're trying to talk with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
>>72378152
kek
>>72378282
I wear my work boots everywhere. They are the most comfortable foot wear I own.
>>72381375
>>72372088
>Muskelkater
Thats muslce pain right? Its called Myalgia
>>72372088
>Schadenfreude
Sadism?
>>72371309
All europeans have a false sense of superiority towards americans bc of american 'culture' and what the media pushes and the 'lol dumb burger' rhetoric that's common in every country while they're actually a bunch of dumb stuck up cunts who are taking brown cock atm
What you have if you put 64 Americans in one room?
1 full Cherokee person!
Also about 14 niggers
>>72368211
>worst then
Worse than, dumbfuck
What is it about red and white flags that make them shitposters?
> Be continental European
> Have no sense of humour
> Shitty English hides the fact you're a weirdo
> If you're from anywhere within 500 miles of the Mediterranean, it is a biological fact you'll try to rape someone
>all the butt ravaged Americans itt
Laughinganimegirl.mp4
>>72386480
Nice reaction image, saved.
>>72386707
It's all yours my friend
>>72368211
>Correct English constantly
>Americans
>Correcting English
Good one OP, you made my night.
American travelers tend to be really obnoxious. I met a group of them who lived in Italy, but somehow none of them spoke Italian. It's incredible how they manage to avoid picking up or understanding any culture.
