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TRUMP GENERAL: LAST ONE FROM ME EDITION
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>FULL TRANSCRIPT OF TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Donald Trump: 'False Song of Globalism'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ

INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0

ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
>Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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>>72259528
Awoo
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Trump just got so much more ammo
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>Ted is a lot of fun
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awooooo
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>>72259602
wew
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MEANWHILE ON INFOWARS
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>Ted is fun
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>you're a basketball state, right?


ewwwwwwwwww
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>6 days until Indiana
>13 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>20 days until Oregon
>27 days until Washington
>41 days until the Final Five
>48 days until trump's 70th birthday
>85 days until the GOP Nomination
>195 days until the general election
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Carly is a fucking basketcase.
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Cruz confirmed for gambling addict.
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The amount of libshit/Cruz shilling on the car radio is really pissing me off

>haha trump doesnt know what foreign policy is haha mexico is gonna build a wall?? XDDD ALL WOMEN HATE TRUMP trump will LITERALLY kill all minorities as president

I fucking hate this state
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>LE BASKETBALL REFERENCES
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Where were you when the Ted Cruz campaign turned into an acid trip?
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Ted is a degenerate gambler!!
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Was the magic manlet at Cruz's speech?
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>>72259669
what does alex think of trump exposing the globalists?
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Wait....was Carly singing?
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If i didn't know better, I'd think I was watching a well-casted SNL skit without a laugh track. Maybe something like Arrested Development or something. This is late-night comedy fodder. SNL would be crazy NOT to make fun of this later this week.
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Trump doesnt have a chance anymore

Cruz/Fiorina will steamroll in California and Indiana
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>MSNBC still showing last night's victories
>Trump's shit-eating grin popping up every 15 seconds below this entire Cruz/Fiorina bit

top kek
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>>72259528

THANKS FOR THE MAGA!!
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goddamn I missed the cringe fest everyone is posting about. how can I watch this guys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
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>>72255731
I'm thinking even more

2008 ended 42% - 35% but a 158 to 12 with 3 unbound or something ridiculous. with a 49-20 in the polls I wouldn't be surprised by a red tide.
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>it's a singing episode
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ANONS, WHAT AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW?

THIS IS INSANITY

CRUZ IS FINISHED
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>>72259764

Is that the Turkish guy who beats people up?
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>>72259767
Yea, that was weird as fuck.
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Do you guys think Trump will anounce his running mate soon because of the desperate Cruz ploy? Please god do not let it be Christie
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>>72259764
HOLY SHIT IS THAT YEB BEHIND HIM?
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>>72259817
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
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>>72259765
He hasn't said anything yet as far as I know but I've been switching streams.
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>>72259775
t. Pro Butterboy
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I can't wait to hear The Dons bantz after this.
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How can Americans continue to support someone who has proven that they will violate the civil rights of Muslims? It is just racist and pathetic.
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What the fuck is she even talking about?
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I cant stand listening to this bitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g

TED CRUZ CAMPAIGN THEME
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>>72259826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc55BAbvCFA
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Jeb has much a chance as Ted.

Will Jeb announce his VP pick?
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I love the meme about "Trump has hired lobbyists in his campaign."

Uh, those are people Trump hired to do a job. Trump is the boss in that situation.

Most lobbyists are paid by 3rd parties to influence candidates. Someone seeking to buy influence is the boss of the lobbyist. That is completely the opposite of what Trump is doing here.

Cruz campaign trying to make something out of that is like calling a rooster a duck.
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>>72259744
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>>72259847
No. Anouncing your running mate before becoming the nominee has historically been seen as an act of desperation.
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Jesus christ.
>all this fucking material for YCSTT to work with
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>>72259528

THIS IS ANNNNNNNNNNEXATION
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This should be sad it's so pathetic, but I have no sympathy for Rato.
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POST YFW CRUZ'S NUMBERS PLUMMET AFTER THIS
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Ted won Iowa. It's over for Trump.
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god no, please stop before you make it worse, carly
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Guys I need help how crazy is Cruz right now?
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>>72259658
Had to mute singing Fiorina, my dog is awooooing
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GET THIS ALL OVER TWITTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lDIHyqo7Q
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>Cruz, a loser, picks his VP while losing badly
>picks this massive anti-American RINO
doesn't this retard know how much Californians despite Fiorina? he just fucking sunk his campaign even further--I mean--how low can his campaign even sink at this point? California and NJ are guaranteed to give Trump over 200 delegates, why is this jackass even bothering... political career is over
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>>72260016
off-the-scale. He should be committed.
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>"We will no longer surrender this country, or its people, to the false song of globalism. The nation-state remains the true foundation of happiness and harmony."

kek is truly with us, lads
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>>72259921
kekked
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who else here is a cruzmissle now?
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>>72259602
Fucking brit squid
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>>72259991
>CARLY TALKING ABOUT DIGNITY
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>>72259977
This

I hope his mind is racing with ideas right now

so much cringe
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why is there even a shirt for sale that says "i stand with israel"?
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>>72259850
thanks m80
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>people are disconnected from their face
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literally who gives a shit about this bitch running for a candidate who is mathmatically out of the race? beyond pathetic.
oh yeah..

>THAT FACE, LOOK AT THAT FACE!
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>>72259849
Jeb! & Köksal Baba. He truly is the ultimate meme magician.
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She shakes like a fucking 80-year old with Parkinson's
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COMFY REMINDER:

TRUMP ON WITH GRETA VAN SUSTEREN, FAUX NEWS CHANNEL, IN 2 HOURS: 7:00 P.M. EST/6:00 CST

THIS IS A *LIVE* TOWN HALL FOR THE FULL HOUR, FROM THE HILBERT CIRCLE THEATRE IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

THE DON WILL ALSO TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE

GET READY TO MAGA!! RATO AND HIS LITTLE HEWLITT-PACKARD FAILURE ABOUT TO BE BTFO
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>>72260103
not a problem
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>>72259997
>100% of republicans haven't voted for Trump in a 10+ candidate race

TRUMP ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>72259826

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT TO THE RATO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I
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>>72260096
GREATEST
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>>72260067
ALL OF US

CHANGE THREAD TITLE TO CRUZ GENERAL
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>mfw this song isn't on the trump playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o
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guys, can u name my pet frog?

he will grow up to look like this. must be a trump themed name.
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SAVAGE IS ON HE TALKING ABOUT CRUZ
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/
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>>72260045
Awoo with him!
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>>72260016
Fucking psychotic.

The desperation has reached new levels. The only way things could be worse, or better in a way, is if Yeb! was his VP instead of the Hawk.
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Trump rally in 1 (one) hour
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>>72260067
I just dumped a cruzmissle in the toilet, does that count?
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>>72260148
no. Rato gets no respect.
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>>72260172
The Wall
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>This entire speech

Trump doesn't even have to try, everyone else does it for him
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>>72260190
thank god this bitch is boring me to tears
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>>72260162
shut up, reddit
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Coulter with the bantz
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>>72260172

Trumpy

Donald Jr. Jr.
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NEVER FORGET LUCENT
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>>72260172
I have the same one anon
if you got a baby female, it will not turn out like that
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>>72260172
awoo if you don't mind people thinking you have autism
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>>72260172
Maga
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>>72260045
Poor pupper
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>>72259977
He's too busy making an entire episode based on the rape from last night
It'll be in the second to next episode though I would think
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REEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't you guys see it?

They're trying to TRICK PEOPLE

They're staging this like it's a fucking victory speech and talking as if Cruz already has the nomination

They're trying to trick people who don't pay attention into thinking that the race is already over

REEEEEEEE FUCKING RATO
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>>72260172
TRUMP TOAD
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>>72260172
Krispy Kreme
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>>72260178
She bays, it's a horrifying sound if you don't hunt
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Wow, God's chosen candidate
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>>72260172
Donald J Kek
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GET THIS TO TRUMP'S CREW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lDIHyqo7Q

Based Barbara Boxer (for once)
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>>72260172
Dunwald Krump Esq.
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Look at that kid when the people is clapping xDD

It's so low energy.

Look how he moves the flag.
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>>72260172
Carly
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>>72260190
Can't wait to see what he has to say on this.
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>>72260262
You can always count on Ann
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guys, did I time travel to Saturday

it feels like I'm watching an SNL skit
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>>72260307
this
plus krispy supported don first
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Carly is talking about power abuse. The ironing.
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>>72260172
McPEPE
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>>72260289
it won't work. Voters are as engaged or more engaged than in 2008. People will find out the truth.
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>Ted Cruz is a principled man of character
>he's proven it throughout his campaign

Too much Lyin' for me.
Stream off
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Holy shit there's a talking horse on TV
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>>72260307

Krisp Krispy is fucking based as fuck and you know it
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>>72260381
No Cruz just lost it after last night
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>>72260352
His mom probably forced him to go.
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>>72260289

Yea, it's pretty sad.
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>>72260352
they payed him like 10 dollars anon
that does not buy much energy
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>>72260289
And yet in one week t won't matter because they will lose Indiana and Trump will be on his way to win 1237 or more...
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>>72260172
barron my boy
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It's over.

Ted's campaign is over.
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>>72260163
>3 of Cash's top 5 songs are covers
>The man literally recorded 80 songs in 6 months before his death because his wife June told him to not stop making music just because she had passed
Truly one of the greatest American's to ever live
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no, seriously, Fiorina is despised in California, she has favorable ratings in the fucking gutter, did Rato concede defeat in California already? that's easily 200+ delegates for Trump with NJ + Cali

this shit is over, much ado about nothing
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Trump makes one of the best policy speeches ever today

Cruz counters with this cringe fest
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>>72260289
I heard Trump is dropping out, change your vote to Cruz.
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>>72260172
Carl Icahn
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>>72259528
Carly is a way better speAker than Ted, desu
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Get #CreepyCarly trending.
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What is his plan? Why did he do this?
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Recap of last night
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>American people and American security first
>>Promote stability not nation building
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>ISIS days are numbered
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender our country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
>Her real name is Carlton Fiorina
>Eric tweets This is truly one of the greatest acts of desperation I have ever seen. #Cruz #GraspingatStraws
Tonight
>Rally /w Bobby Knight 6pm EST
>Greta townhall 7pm EST
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Sup Ameribros
This cheered me up a lot
Well done!

>>72260450
dat pic
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>>72260482
Mah emperor
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>yfw Cruz's campaign is imploding before your eyes, like the rest of them
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>>72260063
Donald Truly is the Savior.
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OH MY GOD
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHE'S JUST RAMBLING
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>Get creamed in 5 states
>Announce a VP

Cruz is delusional.
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>>72260413
Couldnt listen for the same reason I dont watch Shrillary. Same fucking voice and cadence.
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All this God talk. You guys really believe that or is it just the crazies?
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>>72260172
PEPE
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>>72260429
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>>72260601
Looking presidential is good for convincing unbound delegates and state convention leaders.
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>it works for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
>but it doesn't work for the rest of us
>us
Bitch you're worth hundreds of millions and used crony capitalism in Lucent and HP.
Don't rope yourself in with the rest of America.

At least Trump doesn't lie about his wealth and willingness to take advantage of the system.
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>>72260438

MAGASHOPPER!! HIGH ENERGY HERE

Could I trouble you to make one more shop of Mark Levin, with a MAGA cap and a pacifier in his mouth?

I will be indebted to you!

MAGA!
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>>72260620
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THE PRIESTHOOD RISES
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>>72260667
THIS TO BE HONEST FAMILY
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>>72260646
He wants the female votes he is the YEB!
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>>72260646
6*
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>Bernie Sanders is laying off hundreds of campaign workers

wew lad
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>>72260352
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>>72260646
i know right
its just feels so surreal
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>>72260595
What if it backfires and baginas cry "SEXISM"
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she was paid quite a bit for this if you don't remember
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>>72260646
hes trying to change the media narrative probably. unfortunately for him, everybody is shitting on him
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>>72260605
You're one of my favourite posters. Great job.
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>>72260501
He's hoping certain rural congressional districts stay with him anyways and he gets some delegates that way
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That was a great speech. I used to be a huge Trump supporter, but now I am a #HorseFucker.
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>>72260172
Pepe
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>>72260658
the nutcases, Cruz pays pastors off to claim God won't save them for the upcoming judgement day if they vote for Trump

not joking
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>>72260750
This is the best week ever.
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>>72260620
He had to stoop as low as a woman VP. Kek. What a cuck. Also, WHY IS KASICH STILL THERE? The guy is literally autistic.
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>>72260613
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Wolf Blitzer literally stumbling a little over his lines because he's struggling not to chuckle.
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>Ted introduces Carly
>music plays
>Ted fucks off
>Carly speaks
>Carly introduces Ted
>music plays

What are they doing
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>>72260413
Yeah no way would a principled conservative pick Fiorina. Who the fuck is she but some bitch who fails at leading companies?
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I wonder what Kasich is eating while watching this
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Who even likes Fiorina?

Is this going to help him at all?
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>>72260777
PRAISE BE
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>tfw the writers are rehashing plot lines and just did a retread of McCain/Palin
We need to move onto the endgame already.
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ted is a mess
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>literally nobody is buying this

You coulda left with your dignity Ted

Seriously fucking hope he loses a primary nomination contest in Texas now
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>>72260859
Tag Teaming
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>>72259885

t. Nigel Mohammad Akbar
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>>72260756
Just post pictures of her face in response.
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>>72260501
He's throwing everything he has into Indiana now. Somehow Fiorina helps him win Indiana. Somehow.

Also Ruri deserved better.
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>>72260323
Eh he who cast the first stone..

Boxer is just like Fiorina.
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>>72260933
kek, I love this meme. It does feel like a storyline rehash.
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>>72260820
Shiieet dem lats delts and traps.

Would sprinkle with my dinkle iykwim.
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>ruin Bell Labs
>become CEO of HP
>ruin HP
>run for Gov of Cali
>lose
>run for President
>lose primary
>get asked to be running mate for someone still in the race

*is* there a better example of "failing upwards" than Carly Fiorina? I can't think of one.
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EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
>EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
>EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
>EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
>EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST

EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
>EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
CRUZ & CARLY ARE ALREADY ABSOLUTELY BTFO
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>it's putting the cart in front of the horse
Fox with the unintentional bantz
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>>72260777
Checked for holy 7 trinity
Threadly reminder that Cruz didn't choose Fiorina the establishment did it for him
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>this blatant vagina pandering

Trump has said time and time again and the polls have shown that women care infinitely more about security for themselves and their family than this pandering bullshit
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>>72260784
some delegates isn't going to be enough, he needs Trump to get under 90 in Cali to have a snowballs chance in hell at preventing him from 1237
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When she said she'd be honored to be the party's VP nomination, I wanted to smash something.

>rato's team are master's of troll-phrasing
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>>72259730
>her flashbacks of daddy hurting her bumbum
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WOMAN PUNDIT ON FOX NEWS:

>the singing...freaked me out a little bit. A little 'children of the corn'
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>>72261003

Screencap it
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>at work so I can't catch this
At least I should catch the rally. Although I hope he's a bit late because I can't leave right 5 when the rally starts.
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>>72260620
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>picking a failed female candidate to get female votes

Is Cruz really this stupid?
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>>72260172

What else?

PEPE
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>>72260984
>Fucking women that want to be men
Come out of the closet already faggot
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>>72260871
She drives them into the ground.
When Lyin' Ted was saying "Trump = Hillary"
he praised Carlton's business acumen.
Kek'd
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Threadly reminder that we have 2 Trump events yet to unfold this evening:

Indianapolis rally @6PM ET:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_YDdcZ9oo4 DTS

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93NwUf2DeA0 ENG

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osg8Faiukkk LB

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2PVjYZCUik NU

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlmTJjDgU4 RSB

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo Fox 10 Benis


FNC Town Hall with Greta @ 7PM ET [pre-recorded]
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>>72260994
>muh male privilege
>muh patriarchy
>muh oppression
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>>72261068

MSNBC just replayed it

It felt like a Dean Scream moment

I hope it gets replayed over and over
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>>72261003

Don't feel like fucking with proxies to visit jewbook.

Screecap or it didn't happen.
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>>72260047
Trump has done that exact same thing.
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>>72260720
well here I think
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Oh no, Fiorina has ONE delegate she can share with Cruz.

Jesus, this is gonna be close.
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>>72261166
1 MORE BONG

DIS GONNA BE GOOD
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>>72260172
Kek
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>>72261109
He's done so many stupid things, I'm honestly not surprised by this.
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>>72261132
>woman exercises
>wants to be a man
>all women that lift are closer transfags

Nigga, women with thick juicy quads and gluuts from squatting are pure sex.

You can have your hungry skelymen.
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>>72261166

Thanks for the correction...forgot that Trump had a rally today; I thought the TH w/ Van Susteren would be live
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>>72261225
It's the same Carly vid that's on his Twitter where she says Cruz will say anything to get elected.
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Holy crap The Five Panel is destroying this announcement as desperation. Even Gutfeld who usually hates on Trump said it was a bad event.
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>>72261225
>>72261095
It's a video of Carly Fiorina saying
"Ted Cruz is just like any other politician: He says whatever he needs to say to get elected"
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>>72260620
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>>72259528
>"false song of globalism"
>has all his tacky Trump products manufactured in China

Why are Trump supporters so dumb?
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>>72261225
It's the video clip of Carly calling Cruz just another politician. Trump has commented Agreed.
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>>72260953

BLUCHER

>horseneigh.jpg
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>>72259783
Kek yesss
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>>72261364
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gonna need a clip of that singing

>>72261291
IT'S JUST ENOUGH TO PUT HIM OVER THE TOP
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>>72259767
I would expect her song to be composed of various sounds HP printers make when jamming
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http://fortune.com/2015/08/14/carly-fiorina-president-2/

Carly Fiorina as a boss: The disappointing truth

"In fact, the stock popped 10% on the news of her firing and closed the day up 7%."

"The lost shareholder wealth and lost strategic direction at HP are only part of Fiorina’s legacy. Also lost during her reign were 30,000 U.S. tech jobs, the company’s revered employee morale, and the egalitarian, humble HP way culture. A new defensive, finger-pointing style of leadership led to waves of firing. Dissent was equated with disloyalty as discovered by Walter Hewlett, a board member and son of HP’s co-founder, when he questioned Fiorina’s misguided Compaq acquisition strategy and refused to be bullied into a board statement of unanimous consent, suffering legal and personal threats."
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>>72260620
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See ya Bernie
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Even Kasich is laughing at this. What an alliance
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>>72261251

In tears...truly in tears

Thanks a million...this will be used plenty on /pol/ and in the TrumpGens
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>>72261428
Its all a trick they are hoping Trump attacks her and destroys himself. Democrat tactics.
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>>72261003

Here you goyim go.
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>>72261446
All that college book money is drying up.
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GUYS THIS IS BAD
CRUZ WILL GET ALL THE BERNIE VOTERS
TRUMP CAN'T FIGHT THE MY LITTLE PONY DEMOGRAPHIC
IT'S OVER
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RIP Hernie, you were a commie faggot
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>>72261492
No problem mate
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>>72261364
>he doesn't know.
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>>72261166
>2 more events
Oh God today has been so high energy
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>>72261109

He didn't choose her by will. She knows all his skellingtons.

When you realise Carly is blackmailing Cruz it puts her little ditty in a whole other light....
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what if obama invades Canada, adds 2k delegates to the republican party pool and the gop colorado's them to lyin ted?
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>>72261458
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This has been the greatest 48 hours in the campaign for quite some time

I'm loving watching Cruz crumble underneath the weight of his own insanity
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>>72261518
I hope he puts this on twitter too, maybe someone help and tweet it to him so he retweets
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>>72261524
>TRUMP CAN'T FIGHT THE MY LITTLE PONY DEMOGRAPHIC
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>>72261446
You served us well Bernie, now the Berniebros will have to wander back to Hillary while thinking about the speeches to Wall Street and Superpredator comment.
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>>72261327
>Women who do everything they can to get rid of their physical attributes that are at the very heart of what it means to be a woman are still women
No
Fuck off closet homo, you're just as bad as whale slayers
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>>72261458
Kucksich took a brief pause between swallows to kek.
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>>72261524
kek
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>>72261524
Godammit Nigel
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Someone have Cruz unaltered logo, that Tear Drop shit?
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>>72261648
he already did
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MSNBC QUESTIONING THE $500,000 TRANSFER FROM CRUZ TO FIORINA 6 MONTHS AGO

IT'S HAPPENING

THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL RISES AGAIN SOON
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>>72261518
BTW, the video is Carly saying just this:

"Ted Cruz is like any other politician. He says whatever he needs to say to get elected."

There is clown music in the background.

Madman.
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Can you fucking cunts stop splitting threads?
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>>72261678
This is my favorite Kasich meme this far
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>>72261446
do they get 99 weeks of paid leave? its only the right thing to do.
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>>72260961
Indiana Christians remember Fiorina's insane anti-abortion remarks.
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>>72261582
This is the true power of a 5 state sweep, it's so commanding that it brings the memes for 2 more days and keeps the energy flowing for a week solid
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>>72261657
Working out doesn't necessarily mean losing all feminine attributes. Pic related
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>>72261768
Definitely
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clip of the "singing"

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/725427804922368001
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