>Australian "banter"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io_HLVYN37s
Oh wow, that was some top quality bantz.
employee of peace
>>72222654
Islam isn't compatible with the crispy bantz
>>72222654
Lmao rahhhh is he autistic? Holy shit are all muslims like this?
>>72222907
What you talking about? Thats a purebred australian if i ever saw one.
>>72223100
Western Sydney ones are.
>>72222654
Fucking Lebs.
Ridiculous.
>>72222654
>The Punchbowl restaurant does not serve bacon or pork in accordance with Islamic law, and one employee can be heard saying "we don't have bacon" before the other begins yelling.
>>72223325
Halal friendly is everywhere man, america has this shit in islamic communities. I won't lie that Sydney isn't multicultural, but in comparison to other states we've still got conservatism as a result of our conditions.
>>72223491
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/24/mcdonalds-drops-halal-food-from-us-menu/2451243/
We just sue ours until they stop.
>>72223719
I'd say nice, but I'll be entirely honest. I don't give a shit. Some man could say nigger dick while blessing my food and it wouldn't matter, because to be entirely honest in the end of the day it's just meat. The only time I'd be angry is if the food has been tampered and ruined (Feces, spit and other gross shit)
>>72222654
Anybody else here would actually fuck that guy up? I would jump the counter and strangle him.
Only in America though I don't want to go to the gulag
>>72222654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGN7ifY1SU
>>72222654
NOT HALAL
>>72222654
Subhuman scum.
And I don't just mean Australians, the guy in the clip was an asshole too!
>>72224047
This is the first time I'd probably say this, but from living in western sydney I'd definitely say by reacting to him violently you'd make everyone think you're just like him.
I'm not making a "If you kill ISIS you only help them" bullshit quote, but fighting bogans, derros, and white-trash here is totally avoidable, they're all practically weak as fuck.
>>72224289
He's arabic, only remotely australian.
>>72224167
Oh fuck there's another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>72224346
Yeah, on second thought I would probably just idly talk shit and leave.
People mindlessly freaking out like that pisses me off, though. Makes me want to smash their face.
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>>72223986
Mate, halal is part of their culture, you know what else comes with that culture?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/curry-house-chef-prepared-food-after-wiping-his-bottom-with-his-bare-hands-5814745/
>>72224384
MY SIDES
Why do we need these people in our countries again?
>>72224484
>Actually like Rojan Josh
I'm glad I don't go to resturants.
>>72224384
Australians are adorable.
>>72222654
Oz radio show BTFO back in 2011.
Skip to 3:33 on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvvETTmSH0
DON' FUCKIN' 'COR' ME BISH
>>72224384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQ7JoULE8w
>That one time Australia the Olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAADWfJO2qM
>>72224167
holy fuck this is good
>>72225236
greatest day of my life t.b.h. fampai
>with extra bacon, please
TRIGGERED
So when will it finally be legal to execute these people?
>popcorn chicken and nuggets are NOT HALAL
>>72225514
Reading about how huge it was in Australian media is making me kek. Dedicate a holiday to this cunt.
>>72224560
because diversity
>>72222654
If you listen carefully he keeps saying "What the fuck you call me?"... This was probably a triggering due to a racist remark by some Aussie.
I once visited Ausfailia and the people there are very rude and hostile towards tourists. There is a reason Britain expelled these degenerate scumbags.
>>72222654
Love the REEEE at 15 seconds
>>72223325
That other guy was nice about it though, he said the customer didn't know and was like chill out
#notallmuslims
>>72226260
>This was probably a triggering due to a racist remark by some Aussie.
Oh, in that case, that excuses his lack of professionalism and demonstrates all the more why I should welcome them into my country.
...dumbass...
>>72226260
lol
he was saying "fucking dont record me"
>>72226376
No one wants to visit your third world country Burger. Get off your high horse.
>>72226437
That dude has psychological problems. Never seen a guy this triggered before. Then again he works at KFC and I have seen bigger chimpouts at fast food joints in US.
>>72226577
Lebs are sensitive little bitches
>>72222654
>Muslim blows up
Just another day in out multicultural utopia.
>>72226260
>aussies rude
>to a paki
yeah nah youre a cunt
>>72226260
>paki making excuses for mudslimes being aggressive
As expected.
>>72226335
>That other guy was nice about it though, he said the customer didn't know and was like chill out
>#notallmuslims
Yea, that's totally cool, living in a free western democracy where private companies won't sell certain types of food so as not to offend some retarded moron's religious sensibilities.
There are 2 types of Muslims, senpai; those who will throw the infidel off the roof of a tall building, and those who will stand by and watch him do it.
Islam brings no benefits to our modern civilised societies.
>>72224384
>>72224167
>>72226982
I am not defending that prick, if you work in service industry you need to learn to have thick skin.
I am just saying we need background story on this, what caused his meltdown.
>>72226260
He was saying don't fucking record me, you filthy degenerate. Don't lie to make excuses for his disgusting Islam-inspired behaviour.
>>72223100
rare flag?
also check'd
>>72222654
That entire video just screams of "Sydney"
even the fucking lights have this Sydney tone to them
it's always cold blue down there
>>72227094
it's obviously someone losing their shit after a 12 hour shift at fucking meccas and taking offense to "non halal food"
and the guys starts by saying"he didnt know, im sorry" so i think he had lost his shit at them before they got their phones out
dude sounded like a typical wog tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCXbunqujZ0
>>72224167
Friend of mine did this to a couple of retards with a conference call it's the funniest shit
>>72227584
This is why I stay in my home country and believe that other Muslims should go back their own. The culture shock and xenophobia is depressing in the long run.
The difference in values and culture is too much between east and west.
>>72227788
On this we can agree.
>>72227788
Exactly
Pakistan for pakis,
Australia for Aussies
Iraq for Iraqis
India for Telstra Employees
>>72222654
>religion of peace
>IM GONNA FUCKING BREAK YOUR LEGS DONT ORDER BACON FROM ME YOU KAFFIR
>halal-friendly KFC
what the fuck? and I thought we were bad. get your shit together cunts
>>72227949
>>72228218
There's a shit load here too. Mainly down south, around Birmingham and a few in places like Bradistan.
>>72228437
Yeah I just did a search to see. My local one isn't but it's still pretty fucking sad to see.
>>72223065
Lmfao stfu bro
Apparently my sides can't handle you Banting about crispy bantz
>>72228361
I have seen documentaries of spider 'season' in Australia where people have to wear face masks and cover their ears, nose and mouth when they sleep as spiders can crawl inside.
I would be screaming like a fucking girl on her period if I saw flying spiders breaching into my house.
>>72222654
>eating at Mecca Ds
>>72228675
Straya is a soft cunt free zone.
>australian banter
>>72228855
How do you walk outside knowing that there is dangerous wildlife waiting to rape your asshole?
>>72228914
is 4 floors still open?
>>72226335
The other guy looked more like a pajeet than a ahmed
>>72226577
BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
>>72229188
>Greater london
i trust your judgement on how shitskins look.
>>72228968
How do you walk outside knowing that there is dangerous Jihadis waiting to rape your asshole?
>>72229236
Actually we are not afraid of pigs, and we won't dissolve into goo if we touch one. In case of emergency we can consume pork. It was simply restricted due to Pigs being unclean and pork being a health risk if consumed regularly. Same for alcohol and drugs.
Only orthodox nutt jobs get triggered by Pork. I studied overseas surrounded by all kinds of meat and alcohol when visiting restaurants, no problem.
>>72228968
The key is to not be a soft cunt. Soft Australians are put in giant nature preserves where they can mingle with other soft cunts from other nations as they please. We call these preserves coastal cities.
>>72228968
because we're not soft cunts
>yfw we modify our cars for the sole purpose of ramming wildlife on our roads
>72228968
>How do you walk outside knowing that there is dangerous wildlife waiting to rape your asshole?
There aren't many niggers in Australia so thats not a real concern.
>halal friendly
Means
>no pork
But why?
Muzzies aren't allowed to eat pork but why does it bother them when someone else eats it? It's not like anyone rubs pork and non pork meats together at restaurants and even if they do, the muddies wouldn't know it so they wouldn't be sinning.
>>72229571
>Boxing a wallabee
>Not an actual roo
>>72226577
>Pakistan
>calling anyone a third world country
>>72229840
i dont think they can even touch pork
>>72224167
>>72224384
Holy fuck these are gold
>>72229840
Its about oil, if you cook pork then put fries and halal meat in the same oil it defeats the purpose.
The same way Jews only consume Kosher meat, it is a necessity.
>>72230054
Wear gloves then. I have to tolerate niggers, they can sacrifice some comfort for world peace too.
>>72224167
>>72224384
holy shit, the way that they take turns to yell at each other
it's like a mating ritual
>>72230014
He is only a young cunt, gotta start on even footing.
>>72230054
They can, they just don't want to.
>>72230641
>filename isn't Australian_Roo_Jitsu.webm
>>72230641
>that moment of tender stroking before the headlock
I want to learn martial arts from that kangaroo
>>72228968
Are you referring to the muslims in Europe?
