Who's going to win senpai?
>>71999174
Alright lads another election thread. Here's the list of /pol/ voting preferential's so far
1.
2.
3.
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Last: Greens
We need to figure out how we're gonna vote
>>71999174
jews
>>71999291
This is the only correct answer
All I know is if Shorten wins and then mid term they change leaders. We need to all go to Canberra and fucking hang them all.
A left leaning prime minister, or a left leaning prime minister. Tough choice.
>>71999440
>>71999250
Liberal or bust. Anything else and you are a faggot.
>>71999681
are you even going to attempt to provide a justification for your shilling, anon?
>>71999744
This mad fights for freedom.
LDP as #1 lads for the based blokenamed David.
>>71999250
>who we're going to vote
>we're
inb4 LDP faggots storm the thread and claim to be the collective voice of /pol/
1.Right wing meme parties
2.Liberal
3.Left wing meme parties
4.Greens
5.Labor
I think the coalition has it but it's going to be a dirty victory, Greens are going to pick up a lot of Labor seats. I hope this is the outcome at least.
Sort of considered running myself
Idk but look at this get
Someone post that cuntification meme! So true.
>>71999174
I miss #BasedTones
I will vote for the Mad Katter or shooters and fishers
>>71999848
Fuck the Greens, Labor are becoming more green every day too. I get a feeling that Greens decided to infiltrate the Labor party.
>>71999174
Are you having another spill?
>>71999942
you miss an incompetent fuckwit?
and you'll vote for more incompetent fuckwits?
do us all a favour and gas yourself in your car tonight pls
I'm guessing you cunts are all going to be on QandA Bingo later tonight.
>>71999744
I am going to be so sad when based David leaves parliament when he faces election next.
He's been a force for good.
>>72000099
I normally can't stand it but I plan on drinking a little tonight so I might be there.
>>71999992
This is from an official Labor document. It's over.
>we have a public holiday to celebrate england cucking us out of our troops
Gallipoli was a huge mistake and we're meant to congratulate the descendants of the people who were tricked into a suicide mission?
>>71999681
> Voting for Turnbull
>>71999848
> Labor
> Worse than Greens
>>72000180
The thread will definitely be drunker than usual. Myself included.
>>72000147
He accomplished nothing
>>72000200
Kek fuck these fuckers. I imagine that this double dissolution election will just make the senate even more fucked.
is David going to get in again?
>>72000360
he got the alder unbanned which is nice for me
>>72000095
I want socialist alliance to leave this thread
>>72000326
Going to be a good night
>>72000527
I want them to leave the country t͏bh
>tfw Clive Palmer is sure to lose his seat
I'm going to miss the big fella ;_;
socialismforthe21stcentury.org
Who's going?
can someone explain Labour to me? are tey any good? Normally i'd be voting for Liberal, but Malcolm's a faggot
>>72000590
Fucking waste of space. ABC luvvie, and am overall piece of shit. What's there to miss? What has he done? Fucking nothing.
>>72000685
>ABC luvvie,
Andrew Bolt pls go
>>72000634
>socialismforthe21stcentury.org
If i was /sydney/ I would go. Socialists are the worst kind of scum
>>72000668
they put in laws like >>71995518
>>72000668
Socialist. If you make money, pay up.
>>72000668
Labour aren't good, especially at the moment.
Shorten is just a union hack and the deputy Plebersek is even worse
>>72000668
Labour is cancer.
>If we keep spending money it'll fix the economy hurrr durrrrr
>Welfare goes up
>unemployment goes up
>>72000668
In this election all the Liberal voters are secretly voting Labor because they want Malcolm gone, whereas all the Labor voters are secretly voting Liberal because if they can bring the Libs under Turnbull control they've finally broken the tories. Polls indicate the Liberals are winning slightly, pointing to a Labor victory.
>>72000825
voting S+F t͏bh
>>72000714
Is that it?
>>72000714
Opinions so good you're forced to pay for them to be aired
well, that rules out the main parties. who do you cunts back then?
>>71999174
LIST OF RETARD PARTIES:
>Greens
>Labor
>Liberal democrats
>ALA
>Palmer united
>Xenophon
>Socialists
Not good but you can be forgiven:
>Katters Aus party
>Motoring enthusiasts
Decent:
>The coalition
>Family first
Good single issue parties:
>Shooters and fishers
>Aus anti-pedo party
>Bullet train for Australia
>Outdoor recreation party
God tier /pol/ parties:
>Fortitude
>One nation
>Jaqui Lambie network
Ayy lmao:
>Sex party
>Online direct democracy
>Health Aus party
>Aus cyclists party
>Smokers rights party
>>72000935
Xenophon.
I live in Chris Pyne's seat and I want that prick gone. Xenophon's candidate has the best chance to get rid of him.
>>72000812
As opposed to the Libs who haven't cut back on spending and doubled the debt?
>>72000590
Fuck that piggy-eyed cunt. As much as I hate Sarah Hanson Young and Fred Nile at least they believe they're doing the right thing for Australia. Clive's just doing this for Clive.
>>71999174
Fuck both them cunts.
VOTE ONE NATION PLZ M8
1 greens
2 labor
the rest i dont care and will vote randomly
>implying the greens have a chance of winning anyway
>>71999174
Not sure who these people are.. maby you should try 4chan.aus. Cus I can tell u that the world doesn't give a shit about Australia...
..
>>72000668
Labor Needs the kind of enema that only a major defeat can provide.
>>72001052
Australia doesn't give a shit about Australia either.
Fuck this country.
Fuck anzac day.
i just want the shops to be open.
>>72000976
Dude jaqui lambie? The fuck is wrong with you
>>72001011
Don't start pushing a boulder down a hill and then complain when it takes someone else a little while to slow it down mate
>>72001052
Take that back! You're...fucking mean!
>>72001052
Please watch our election
>>72000977
>>72001052
Wow,
Arsehole much?
>>72000634
>>72000730
You guys can't want to seriously want to go to this?
Bill will win.
>>72000812
You're retarded. The Australian LABOR party has been voted in the past as one of the best parties in the world. Wayne Swan, LABOR, had also been recognized as one of the best treasurers in the world.
Without LABOR we'd be a 2nd world country and be at the mercy of the Emus. You can thank Gough Whitlam thats not the case.
By the way, its LABOR, you fucking cunt.
>>72001198
Yes. They genuinely can want to seriously want to go to this.
>>72001198
Nah mate, just want to trigger some Autists with sick bantz
>>72001115
She'd be a funny bitch to get pissed with. Still wouldn't vote for her though.
>>72001295
Requires a bit more subtlety, but you're getting there
>>72001345
What're u on about m8
>>72001295
>one of the best treasurers in the world
so, in the same way that Greg Hunt is the best environment minister in the world, ie voted in by his fuckbuddies overseas?
gtfo shill
Voting for whoever will gutter stomp the welfare leeches. Sell me on who is better /pol.
>>72001111
>>72001406
The Greens. They want to crash the welfare state with no survivors by importing 50,000 refugees. That would do more damage to welfare than a few budget cuts from Liberal or Labor ever would.
>>72001406
In the short term Liberal, but in the long term it's better for the Liberals to lose this time so they never again cut down a Tony to stick in a Malcolm.
>>72001295
I admire your effort
>>72001115
She's true blue.
>>72001425
the truth
>>71999174
Fuck i dunno aye
Im gonna be voting Labor though, dont care if they have cuck social policies, im sick of getting cucked by Jews
>>72001442
>The Greens
They're welfare incarnate. Sniff some petrol then kill yourself leech
>>72001621
you're supposed to at least read posts before giving them a (You), anon
Going to vote for Trump.
>>72001621
>doesn't realise what brining in 50,000 refugees per year would do to the welfare state
It's about unintended consequences, spastic.
>>72000976
This is terrible.
>>71999174
Jewlianee.
Not the Forage dude.
What are Tony's chances of getting back by 2019 if Malcolm loses?
>>72001779
Tony's done dude.
>>72001779
Zero, the liberal party has become a left wing sjw party. There is no room for Tones anymore.
>>72001779
None. Rudd was brought back because he was more popular than Gillard. Tony would have led the Liberal Party to a Campbell Newman-tier defeat.
Frydenberg will be the next to replace Turnbull. Screencap this post.
The Jews, as always.
>>72001824
>supporting gay marriage is all that is needed to make you a left wing sjw
Are you only capable of thinking in memes? Christ, I wish voting was voluntary so dickheads like you could stay home.
I do not want to vote liberal but I do not want Shorten as PM as he's a gigantic faggot. What do?
>>72001924
I never said anything about fag marriage, but now that i think about, it makes even more sense about the liberals being sjws.
Thanks m80.
>>72001983
There is literally no one worth voting for in this election, dog shit all around.
>>72001984
Yeah, and what, exactly, makes them left wing sjws? Their neoliberal economic policies, perhaps? Their commitment to a plebiscite on gay marriage (which funnily enough, sjws are against)?
>>72002058
Turnbull is as lefty as they come, he's literally greens tier.
>>72002100
>ex goldman sachs
>greens
Just do us a favour and pay the $20 fine on election day
>>72000812
So thats where Obama got the idea
>>72001924
> Making an unqualified person defence minister because of their genitalia
>>72002163
Makes perfect sense tbqh
>>72001327
Ha I can confirm that (I know people who hung out with her in her youth) she was a slut, heavy drinker and possible drug doer apparently. Dunno how she got to parliament
>>72002181
The one before her wasn't qualified in defence either (lawyer).
>>72002163
> Turnbull having any ideology beyond self-interest
>>72002058
He got in when the refugee tidal wave went off . He started going on about helping them, meeting up with Merkel, and pussyfooting around the word "Islam". That and he just won't shut up about "Huge economic change" and "21st century" bullshit which basically means "outsource everything and base the economy around providing services"; it's the ultimate cuck vision for a country.
>>71999174
>Election between a convicted rapist and a Goldman Sachs executive
Nobody wins.
>>72002284
That's exactly my point m8.
>>72002351
He's a neoliberal globalist, but that's quite different from a left wing sjw.
>>71999681
That's how I'm feeling too. Chuck in a few right wing meme parties here and there though
>>72002413
Okay, I'll bite
Where's the conviction?
>>72002283
I don't know why I am bothering but no one is qualified to be a minister of anything in the Westminster system.
Expert advice is the role of the Public Servants who advise the minister.
>>71999848
>Greens over Labor
Tell em he's dreamin
>>72000668
Labor are literally trying to cause a recession with removing negative gearing.
>>72002480
I know, so I don't get why so many /pol/stralians are triggered by the fact that we have a female defence minister.
>>72001824
I was at a Liberal Preselection the other day and one candidate actively bashed Islam and SJW culture. He missed out on the selection by 5 votes
>>72001779
It's definitely possible
>>72002544
There is hope in the liberal party lads
1.Christian fundie parties
2. Right wing meme parties
3. Liberal
4. Labor
5. Greens
6. Left wing meme parties
I've found that the left wing meme parties are even more crazy than Greens and Labor desu
>>72002541
it puts us in the same league as a host of cucked european nations that also rely on america to defend them in the event of happenings
>>72001779
I feel like he was our Donald trump except for the fact way less people like him
Best pathway for the country imo is drop tax rates, impose a tarrif on foreign goods excepting raw materials. You take a hit in the short term but in the long run it's like building a tower of money with the tarrif functioning as a wall. Tourism can provide a great way for outside money to enter the system, among other things.
That, and set up some fucking work camps with a pathway. We've got fuckwits who spend their entire life on the dole, they think it's all there is to life either through sheer animal selfishness or bad circumstance. It's the main problem with over 1/3 of the budget going to it. (>$300b; we're at $50b deficit last I heard.)
>>72002598
We would still rely on America to save us even if we didn't have a female defence minister. What's your point?
We need a Donald trump in Australia.
Is Q&A on tonight lads?
>>72002593
A lot of Young Libs and mps are right wing but are just too afraid too say anything. But it's changing. I know a mp in QLD that has a MAGA hat.
>>72000309
>>72002502
Labor is an absolute mess, they are corrupt beyond belief and have no clear goal for the country, their policies are all short-term votegrabs. Labor is not the respectable force they used to be in the parliament.
Unfortunately, they will survive because a good 90% of their voterbase has voted Labor because they always have and will continue to. I would prefer the Greens who are at least honest about what they are and what they want to be the left alternative for Australia (partially because this would enable a constantly-conservative Australia)
>>71999174
Coalition will win.
I will vote Labor though because I am on the welfare bux.
I'm voting for the Greens.
>>72002711
it's a meme, but basically admitting that your defence forces are mostly a useless vestige that aren't an essential part of the state anymore
>>72002780
>>>71999174 (OP)
>I will vote Labor though because I am on the welfare bux.
Pls no desu
>>71999174
Theres no real difference. Change has to be made on the culture. Politics follows.
>>72002781
Here's your (you) friend
>Australia has a presidential system.
The party wins, not the PM you fucking moron. A PM doesn't even have that much power.
>>72002813
The world should abolish all defence forces and just have nukes facing at each other
>>72002781
>>>>>/trash/
>>71999174
We need a cross class party that represents the white man and his civilisation.
>>72002821
>Pls no desu
m8 I hate lefties but I need my bux.
My mental health has deteriorated and I need to be looked after by the state.
Liberals will cut off either the bux itself or failing that my dignity while I receive it.
Voting greens is the best thing you can do at this point. Just put what's left of this country out of its misery.
>>72002761
Agreed. Labor is fucked to the point of sick hilarity. Big mental issues.
>>72002733
OH MY LORD THINK OF THE MEMES, STRAYA AND TRUMP COMBINED. I want some of that meme magic
Who /familyfirst/ here?
>>72002869
>A PM doesn't even have that much power
m8 they have nearly all of it. In practice, snot-nosed PM office staffers wield more power than members of the cabinet.
Anyone gonna kick off a Q&A thread? I'm hoping for a white guilt apologist for the bantz
>>72002746
You'd better be playing bingo.
http://www.yourtv.com.au/guide/event.aspx?program_id=122356&event_id=76459692®ion_id=73
>>72000000
Labor in the House of Reps
Xenophon in the senate
Inb4 "Labor is cancer"
Liberals do fuck all for anyone young & I want to crash the housing market with no survivors.
>>72002813
its hilarious, looks like a coffeebreak and they talk about the newest fashiontrends.
the west is a shame
>>72003071
>familyfirst
They are cucked on abo issues, immigration issues, and they also espouse globalist neoliberal economic doctrines.
You have to put up with all of that just to hear them denounce fags once or twice a year. Not worth it.
>>72003094
I always play bingo lad, great to see that it's on tonight. It seems like a religion episode, so it's very possible that the legendary fedora beast is in the audience.
>>72002988
>My mental health has deteriorated and I need to be looked after by the state.
When I was younger "mental illness" was a sign of weakness and deficiency, not something you proclaimed proudly as you bilked taxpayers out of their hard-earned money.
t. diagnosed clinical depression and paranoid schizo
>>72003074
Bingo QT should be handling that if she's not dead.
>>72003125
>Voting for a party that has a policy that will literally cause a recession
Whoa boy
>>72003074
Thread link and stream link?
All you cunts should vote Greens. You can't build a house on cracked foundations, the only way to help this country is to take it to the ground and start over.
>>72003195
>When I was younger
Well it isn't the 1920s any more m8.
>vote Labor
>Get a Labor government, forced to negotiate with the Greens in the Senate. Deal includes dismantling of Operation Sovereign Borders and 50,000 extra South Sudanese to enrich the suburbs of Melbourne and Sydney
>vote Liberal
>house prices continue to rise, wage levels stagnate. Country gets CHINGED even more
This election is literally JUST
Probs vote LDP/Coalition in the Senate, and then spoil my lower house ballot
>>72003197
>she
Has anyone ever seen a timestamped pic?
I would love to see our tratior politican class killed to be honest.
>>72003072
Don't piss her off m8.
>>72003246
>spoil my lower house ballot
Let it eat a box of pizza shapes just before dinner then m8.
>>72003160
I don't have a problem with Abos, they're a fundamental part of Australian culture. FF like African Christian immigrants, and I don't have a problem with that because they're usually great people; FF don't like Islam though. As far as I know, they're ambivalent on Asians - less money hungry and cucked than the Libs as far as I know. I don't have a problem with a neoliberal economy desu.
>>72003274
Based Tone was lucky she didn't bite his dick off.
>>72002761
>that feel when the greens voted against the gay marriage bill for a bullshit political ploy.
They are absolute cancer under their newer leader.
>>72003318
Well just fucking kill yourself m8 and stop ruining my evening.
>>72003215
Live on ABC24, Should be a thread at about 9pm.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/apr/25/nick-xenophon-candidate-genital-acupuncture-for-infertility
>voting for Xenophon
>>72003241
No, it's current year and slack cunts are still able to be slack cunts.
>>72003330
I reckon her and Bronnie ate some carpet.
>>72003378
Ironic given he is a doctor m8.
>>72003384
rude desu
>>72003389
Yeah a few of his candidates are your typical lefties too.
I was disappointed. I thought he would be more centrist and avoid obvious traps like that.
How long until the right wing parties start doing well? 8 years? 12 years? what?
>>72003385
Cheers Mate
>>72003318
>FF like African Christian immigrants, and I don't have a problem with that because they're usually great people
Is this you and your gf?
>>72003160
Nothing wrong with being cucked about abos desu
>>72003538
They will start doing well just when it is too late to make a difference.
Such is our fate.
>>72003538
At the rate we are going, Liberal Right Wing might be prominent in 10 years, depends on events and how culture develops. Already a lot of young hard right members
>>72003554
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend.
>>72003378
Di Natale actually seems quite level headed, he's trying to reform and expan the Greens party and this will of course require toning down the madness but it's far too late for that. It could be possible that he actually just cares about the environment and not at all about progressive social issues, it's sad that environmental protection seems to be tied to the far left.
>>72003210
It's not even the policy alone, their statements are literally "We need to have a recession"
>>72003632
>young hard right members
But they are all globalists and economic rationalists m8.
Autistic weirdos mostly too.
Can anyone honestly tell me why voting matters? Nothing is going to stop the importation of non-whites.
Im not voting.
>>72003677
It's going to happen sooner or later, our housing market is not sustainable. Better to get it over and done with I think.
But still, no chance I'd vote labor regardless.
>>72001295
glory to artotzka best country in world
>>72003750
Because if you don't vote you might end up with a Prime Minister you didn't want, even earlier in the term.
>>72003750
Want to start a right wing death squad with me? together we will uncuck Australia and secure a future for white children.
>>72003736
Young libs are essentially cryptojews m8, amoral and money hungry
>>72003750
Voting doesn't really matter but some people find it fun.
It can matter. Getting Pauline Hanson elected the first time almost changed history.
>>72003750
Just vote for a right-wing minor and preference the LNP
One of the reasons Howard went so hard in the Pacific Solution was because he owed his 1998 victory to One Nation preferences
It does have an impact, albeit a small one
>>72003823
>Better to get it over and done with I think.
>People actually think like this
Muh Paul Keating recession we needed to have
>>72003570
She's up lads
>>72003736
The IPA is taking over the Liberal party
Personally I don't care how boring Shorten is as long as he's competent. And he does at least appear to be so far. I think he's onto a winner with a bank royal commission, and negative gearing abolition
>>72004034
>negative gearing abolition
Yes, well past time. But stopping foreign chinks from buying houses would be a better move.
>>72004034
>bank royal commission
Changes are needed, but they are obvious and don't need a royal commission.
>>72003869
>Vote= keep importing non-whites.
>Dont vote= keep importing non-whites.
What dose it matter when non-white immigration is the only thing that truly matters? (Its irreversible).
Im not voting.
We should just make a NEET party so we can stick it to those filthy normies
>>72003930
Sweet,
>>72004208
>a NEET party
Sounds grouse anon. Kill all normies.
>>72003907
I dont want to play a 'fun' voting game.
I want my children and grandchildren too live in a white Australia, not a globalist nightmare.
>>72004208
THIS
>>72003914
All we're doing now is making the bubble bigger, household debt to income is through the roof. People are literally buying houses now in the hope that someone richer will buy them to cover their debt. Surely you must realise that the prices will reach a point where no one can afford it?
Even generations that were 70% illiterate kept Australia white. Why couldent the baby boomers?
>>72004576
Because they were degenerate hippies.
>>72004542
Well why the fuck are people doing that?
>>71999174
>voting for liberals
>fucked the economy
>fucked the NBN
>bought out by a massive industry propaganda campaign
>cant pass a budget to save themselves
>pulled exactly the same shit that they were so fucking salty over Labor for
They are a party of cucks and shills.
>>71999250
1.micro parties
2.independants
3.labor
4.nationals
5.liberals
never.greens
All of the big parties suck dick, but labor suck the least amount of dick.
>>72004180
Vote for One Nation if that's what concerns you m8, they will fight hard for your stance
>>72004431
I don't know if we can vote our way out of this mess anon.
But voting for right wing parties (real ones not the coalition) does increase their visibility and that probably helps a little.
>>71999174
My boy here of course.
>>72004717
>voting for someone with a dead fish handshake
my vote's going to the greens and you guys can't stop me
power to third parties!
Billy billy billy can't you see?
Sometimes your words just communize me
and I just love your spendthrift ways
That's why you've got the neets on voting day
>>72002761
>they are corrupt beyond belief
Mike Baird literally got caught meeting with a known briber who works for the middle eastern cunts he had sold the states power network WEEKS after meeting them
Labor and the unions pull some shady backroom shit, but liberals are openly selling australia to the highest briber.
https://kangaroocourtofaustralia.com/2016/03/13/premier-mike-bairds-secret-meeting-with-businessman-found-to-be-corrupt-by-icac/
>>72004717
Despite his surname, is he a manlet? what's his height?
>>71999848
>Sort of considered running myself
Will you run on a platform of gassing the kikes, anon?
Will there be a race war now or in the near future?
>>72004818
Strangely enough, he's as tall as Turnbull - 178cm.
>>72004621
>Greatest generation: kill and shed blood to keep slopes out.
>Baby boomers: sell country and family home to slopes for personal gain.
>>72004909
Yep, cunt's fucked.
If we can't vote our way out of this mess then I'm not going to pretend we can by playing their little 'cast le vote XDXD' game.
I'm not suffering that indignity anymore because they do whatever the want anyway.
No ordinary aussies wanted Melbourne and Sydney full of chinks, lebs and curries but we got it anyway. Voting dosent matter.
>>72000590
I'm voting for him, hes still got more chance than the greens and labor candidates.
>>72005738
He'll be lucky to get his deposit back m8.
