/pol/itically incorrect jokes
>>42619889
ffs, starting a joke thread with no jokes?
here's one for free
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing. you already told that bitch twice.
what do you tell a clever blonde?
a golden retriever
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
A woman.
>met an Angel/Good Spirit in 2013
>tells me things about God and the earth
>tells me rules are
>*Follow 10 commandments*
>Maintaining freedom to do as you want (God supports people doing w/e they want as long as they are not hurting/preying on others. Drugs, homosexual sex, etc...)
>Put forth a constant effort not to judge your fellow man, that's God's job. You have no right to judge if you havent seen every action and thought in that persons life. Trauma adds up.
>Sex is meant to be had in a monogamous relationship/marriage. Sex is spiritual and promiscuity hurts your soul and hurts your final partner in heaven when they get to see all your past actions.
So basically the rules are, don't cheat, steal, murder, lie, worship demons, or try to tell people to stop liking what you don't like. Live and let live.
The Angel told me the bible, torah, quaran and etc.. are full of shit. God's commandments are simple and easy to follow. They amount to
>Don't be a dick just to be a dick
This makes far more sense than anything I've read about the Bible or other books.
Also, there is no Hell or Devil. But there are powerful evil spirits. Hell is a human construct designed to control human behavior. Eternal punishment for mistakes as an animal is unfair. God is fair. Living another human life, or an animal life if you really fuck up may be how it is.
Are there any organized religions that follow these simple guidelines and nothing else? It's a shame they haven't taken off if so.
go back to your mental institute pls
>>42608912
Orthodox Church.
>>42608912
Seek psychiatric help.
Black on black crime is higher than any other crime commited against others yet blacks blame whites and the police for their problems.
so....?
Blacks are more racist than any other race.
They even bully their own darker skinned brothers.
>>42602800
>Nigger Thread
Lol
Fucking countryball thread, /pol/
Bonus points for polandball
LEGGO
>>42596582
Posting some until thread gets off
Hey fuck you
ITT:We shit on other people based on their flag
I'll start
PAY DENBTS GYRONIGGER
Fat, loud, poop smelling, uneducated, non-metric system using, fast food eating, diabetic and cucked amerilard
FUCKEN RACIST CUNT AYE?
>>42582989
>murica
You elected a nigger to run your shitty country
The nuclear bomb was made almost 100 years ago, what crazy shit do we have now? Is the threat of nuclear war enough to scare people into not going to war?
>>42569245
>almost 100 years ago
That's the number you're going to go with?
>>42569319
I'm high as fuck cut me some slack
Death Rays, MRAP, etc etc
Mainsail Edition
Site for listening:
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
Frequencies to monitor:
Russia:
The Buzzer - 4625 usb
The Pip - 3756 usb (night)
The Squeaky Wheel - 3828 usb (night)
The Pip - 5448 usb (day)
The Squeaky Wheel - 5473 usb (day)
Other Russian military frequencies:
Patron-79 - 4790 usb
B Marker S5292 - 5292 usb
Arbat-50 - 5426 usb
Katok-65 - 6930 usb
Plovets-41 - 4325 usb
United States Frequencies:
EAM Frequencies (all in usb): 4724, 6712, 6739, 8992, 11175, 13200, 15016
Also keep an eye on any big shortwave news stations like the Voice of America, BBC World Service, Deutsche Welle or China Radio International. The frequencies fluctuate but if you scan around you'll find them.
Just scan around on the site, you'll find something of interest in no time.
Also, here's an informative article on EAM's:
http://www.numbers-stations.com/media/articles/EAMs.pdf
first for ajvar
Can somebody hear what they are talking about on 21310 USB? They keep talking about hotel america...
Also, just next to it is the guy awnsering.
this site won't load for me....
the websdr.org site does, and it shows the site with listeners and shit but it won't load
is there another site I can listen to skyking radio on?
or software?
Ask someone who is a member of ISIS anything
How did you guys get so badly steamrolled by Iraq in 1992?
How do you get internet over there?
>world is going to end in ten minutes
"W-well, anon, we should probably take this opportunity to pray together, just us and God."
>kisses you on the cheek
"Heh, I never thought I'd die a virgin."
>smiles
"I suppose we should get started."
>>42525992
WE NEED A PRIEST IMMEDIATELY
>>42525992
christ chan looks like shit in that picture
at least give her a good artist for pitty pat's sake
>>42525992
>Mortal sin literally minutes before meeting God
>Implying Christ-chan is that stupid
Have you guys seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl3mxUOfhPc&feature
What the hell's this shit? Apparently some blacks starting randomly beating on this poor girl and her little brother. Unacceptable.
Shameless OP bump.
Final bump and then I'll fuck off.
didn't you know that every single problem in life can be solved by beating the shit out of one another?
How long until this sort of crap is completely eradicated out of human behavior? When do we finally evolve into a decent species? This shit is depressing and all races are prone to it not just blacks... they're just kids ffs.
Human nature, not even once.
Alright i told you guys i was going to make a tumblr for my sexual identity as an attack helicopter after i came out on fb. Here it is.
http://helicopterbro.tumblr.com/
>>42512930
I didn't realize how much I wish I were an attack helicopter until now.
>>42513009
You just gotta believe, and you're keystrokes away.
>>42513009
I want to be an apache.
Can I be an apache?
Okay, here is a summary of what has happened so far:
> british M15 assassinates Putin (specific poison mentioned in another /pol/ thread)
> Putin not seen or able to be reached (confirmed by major media)
> 2 M15 arrests made in moscow hotel
> Russian embassy personnel told to pack up and leave London (confirmed by major media). Extremely odd.
> Russian media uses 10-day old footage of Putin and presents it as new (very unprecedented. Confirmed).
> Kremlin tells journalists to not leave, and to "expect a major announcement". (Very unprecedented. Confirmed by major media).
> /pol/ack claims Russia is building a big stage in Red Square to announce war
> It is then found Russia is building a big stage in Red Square (confirmed). A /pol/ack in RF says says "it is for the war announcement tomorrow".
> /pol/ack claims Russia will declare war on UK, and that "US news will make a Russia-fear article in a few hours to start creating public support".
> CNN then posts a Russia-fear article (confirmed. Search "US admiral fears Russia...")
> Another /pol/ack makes a thread citing the specific poison used by M15, and exactly what happened. (unconfirmed, but an insane coincidence).
> Russia set to "make a major announcement tomorrow"
Basically, Russia will declare war on the UK tomorrow. Screencap this thread.
We will have a huge shitload of people that will come on /pol/ now.
Never post a picture more interesting than your post
Hey remember the happening with Zimmerman?
How bad will things get on /pol/??
if dubl it hapdeg
So /pol/, who's going to be elected President of the United States in 2016?
Hilarious?
>>42470111
Not a chance.
>>42470089
a meme president
Well, that thread lasted a whole minute. Apparently we have a new Guacamole Bay Incident on our hands.
Some helpful anon posted the Kremlin's phone number(s). lol And most of them WORKED.
Mods nuked the thread. Because 'Daddy I'm Trans' threads are way more relevant to /pol/
>>42472315
Archive link?
Putin threads are slided hard lol.
>>42472315
Bump
It is long known that the Finnish nation is the most advanced, White, creative and civilized country on Earth.
Only one way out of degeneracy - instant Finnish rule of Europa. Finns are the only force strong enough to defeat the jews
Steps to follow
>Breed with women with Finnic characteristics, to spread Finnic traits
>Support Finnic takeover of nation
>Spread Finnish culture, spread Finnish mentality
>>42454385
Then why aren't you living in Finland?
>>42454449
I do not need to go to Finland, Finland will come to me
>>42454385
>spread Finnic traits
Genghis Khan already did that.
