I am from the year 2020, it's December 2nd, and I have terrible news. Hillary Clinton has just been re-elected in a land slide.
Even states no one expected like Kansas, Louisiana and Mississippi went blue due to the poor budget position.
As predicted the demographic changes in Texas, as well as the appeal of her running mate Senator Castro, have seen the state go blue.
Things get worst though my friends, while Trump was the Republican nominee in 2016, establishment efforts to give it to a series of alternatives including Romney, Rubio, Cruz and Ryan has seen the party spit.
Many establishment Republicans quit the party in protest of Trump, some joining the Democrats, some as independents, many forming a new party called the Conservative party. The Republican remains the second largest party, but in cases where Tea Party candidates fail to win primaries the Tea Party simply runs against the Republican party.
The right is now often split three ways and as a result the Democrats managed to win the House back in 2018, years ahead of what anyone expected.
The worst news is that DC and Puerto Rico will both be made states in time for the 2024 election, locking in Federal politics firmly in the hands of the Democrats.
Why did you let this happen /pol/? Why couldn't the conservatives just have supported Trump those 4 years ago.
Who'd she beat in 2020?
In my timeline, Clinton was arrested in the year 2016.
>>68072907
Carlos Slim. Republicans nominated him because he couldn't be bought off my Mexicans.
HOW THE FUCK IS SHILLARY BEATING BERNIE SANDERS?
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT LYING SCHEMING WEASELLY SNAKE GET MORE VOTES THAN A MAN OF THE PEOPLE
HOW
HOWWWWW
HOWWWWWWWWWWWW
FUCKING HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>68072314
black people and women
>>68072314
Niggers
we don't really care about Bernie here..Reddit is down the hall to the left
This will continue to happen to BLM niggers and anti-Trump faggots that block roads, but ONLY if you post
>Thank you based Shrug Cop
in this thread
What He did?
>>68072060
thank you based smug shrug cop
>>68072112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZzFPAwhDg
"Protesters" were blocking a highway to protest a Trump rally. A jeep very slowly drove through the crowd, slow enough to not hurt anyone, and no one was hurt. The "protesters" called it attempted murder and chimped out (and jumped on the jeep while it was very slowly driving through). Then they yelled at the cops for not arresting the guy or something like that, and the cop shrugged like "what am I supposed to do, he did nothing wrong".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZzFPAwhDg
Is there a good reason to allow stupid people to have a say in the political process?
>inb4 "who decides who is and isn't stupid you FASCIST"
who decides who is and isn't stupid you FASCIST
>>68071909
Nope.
In fact as few people as possible should get a say in the political process.
And those that do, must prove to be of excellent physical, intellectual, moral and spiritual resolve.
We live in a republic. Whoever tricked these morons into thinking we live in a democracy should be shot.
Religious people and scientifically illiterate people should be euthanized:
( ) Yes
( ) No
Justify.
( ) Yes
(x) No
Education is a far better tool than slaughter, and in the case of the religious, it would also arguably be counterproductive and increase religious fervor.
>>68071429
That graph is bullshit though
>>68071429
isn't it funny that what they call the "islamic golden age" of scientific advancements ended abruptly about the same way but unlike us they have never recovered from it?
http://campusreform.org/
Wonder what america will be like in 20 years
>>68071467
WUZ
>>68071680
KANGZ
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
>>68071250
Stopped to fap over the fake Indian chick in the first minute.
>>68071388
She had amazing breasts.
>>68071388
as an american i apologize for my forefathers actions. leaving behind a world with little to no native american porn stars
what went wrong?
Germany would have been better as tiny microstates.
>>68070342
Hitler put all of Germany's eggs into one basket
then he dropped the basket
>>68070342
Dumb people falling for the schemes of the eternal anglo.
Why is TV these days so fucking degenerate?
I watched TV when i was 4-10 and then didn't watch any TV until I was 23. Now I can't stand it...
The commercials take up as much time as whatever shit you're watching, the programs are retarded, the news are sensationalized and vapid, and every talk show shoves the libtard agenda down your throat.
Do people seriously enjoy this shit?
>>68070193
I'm surprised you didn't mention the Xena reboot, it's the current TV climate in a nutshell
>>68070549
Thankfully I haven't seen nor heard of it, but first hit on google says
>'Xena: Warrior Princess' Reboot To Feature Openly Gay Heroine
so yeah that sounds about right
the irony of that picture is that it describes us looking at 4chan
>>68069840
Not today, Amos.
>>68069840
JUST
>>68069840
jokes on you nigger /pol/ only has 10 pages
whats that retarded thing where people try to talk as fast while talking about "issues" and sometimes there's judges n shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-Cqkq6zWc
around 0:38 is what im talking about
>>68068879
That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
>>68069133
answer my question you dumb beaner
>>68069253
Google it, you fat cunt,
What would California be like today if Mexico still owned it?
>>68068162
Broke California
>>68068162
A shithole
>>68068162
Fewer jungle niggers and more bean niggers
>Radical Liberal Ideas
>Disarming the Police
>Racism against White People
>Indoctrinating children to more accepting of pedophiles which are predominantly homosexual
>Enabling people with delusions to live out those delusions until the dissonance leads them to suicide
>taxing the rich until they leave the country, taking their wealth with them
>Radical Conservative Ideas
>Being fiscally responsible
That's a bad bitch
I would have probably ran.
that chick doesn't afraid
The gif is obviously fuck you dumbasses. Snakes don't move like that.
I love this man
Will Trump make him part of his cabinet?
Good quote.
Protip:
Marxists don't care what you think or how good or true your argument is.
Jim Webb for VP
Meme it into reality
>>68067636
You don't pick a VP that makes you look like an retarded amateur.
The temptation to impeach would be too great.
Trump will play it safe like Obama did and pick a greater fool than he is.
I am getting suspicious /pol/, she is working her way up the ranks at an alarming fast rate, pretty soon she will enter national level politics. I think somebody is pulling the strings here, they know the effect she has on people and are using it accordingly. In 2018, Poklonskaya could very well become President of Russia. I, the Euronesian head of state, have made preparations for such an event, I will explain in detail below:
Several days after Poklonskaya enters office, I will tweet a photo of her with the caption: "do you think she likes cuddles?" This will belittle her as the cute, harmless FSB puppet she is. I will continually refer to her as "sweetheart" and "teddy bear" informally, implicating a sense of dominance on my part. I will work closely with Russia however, in conjunction with my larger stature and social authority, she will subconsciously feel inferior to me and will yearn to impress.
I shall make subtle gestures towards her at conferences, convincing her she can legitimise herself to me sexually. Desperate for my respect, she will lust after me, but I will hold back, teasing her even more. This will continue until she cannot bear any longer, and then, I will fuck her like no man has ever fucked her before. She will howl and shudder at every thrust, begging for mercy as I entrench my cock inside her. I will hold her tight and fill her with my cum until it is dripping out of her pussy onto the bedsheets before making her lick it off my fingers.
Russia and Euronesia will be forever united after that very night, our child the product of allegiance between our two nations.
>>68066878
Yeah she's goddamn adorable, weird fantasy you have though
tl;dr
>>68066878
Do you think her butt is stinky, or always clean? I feel like she totally has some skid marks in that pic.