I'll start
>In church today
>I'm sitting in the back with my wife
>Pastor is about to baptize a lady
>"We're here today to baptize sister Cindy Hernstein"
>Literally right after that, someone drops a offering plate behind us
>coins scatter everywhere
>sounds like shekels hitting the ground
>Power level breaks free
>I start dying laughing
>Whole room is dead silent except for pastor
>Everyone turns and stares at me
>Wife is embarrassed
>Takes 3 full minutes to stop giggling
>We get in the car
>Wife is so furious she won't even talk to me
>"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THAT SITE ANYMORE"
>Kek, I'm here now
Anyway pol, thanks for ruining my life. Anyone else got similar stories?
>bluepilled and happy
>become redpilled and angry
Can't wake up
Cringe/10
>be with friends
>someone mentions some news in their computer
>look it up
>its a pro degeneracy article somehow
>watch name
>...-ber, ...-stein, ...-witz or something like that
>yell out loud "looks like the fucking kikes are at it again"
>everyone stares at me
>i laugh alone
Anyone here lives in a country with mandatory military service? If yes, how it was? Did you learn anything useful?
I live in one, and in a few months I have to serve, but I'm suffering from bi polar disorder and some other mental issues, and I will try to avoid it at all costs, because I'm afraid I'll kill myself there. Besides, why should I serve a corrupt as fuck country that uses its army as servants of refugees?
Coward.
>>69833748
So, people in my country who serve in the military right now, and clean the shits of the refugees are more manly?
>>69833988
People who don't make stupid excuses to avoid the military are more manly. Fuck off
MOVING FROM >>69828386
>Dubs get state with 0-15 delegates
>Trips get state with more than 15 delegates
>When playing, make your post in a format like this:
(1st state, in case of dubs + name of candidate)
(2nd state, in case of trips + name of candidate)
BEGIN!
Bernie NEB
Bernie TX
Betty White
TX/NE
>>69833018
tx id hitler
Can we have heroes of /pol/ thread?
>>69832248
Obviously
wtf!? is this real?
Yes, argentina is white after all
>>69832162
I can confirm argentina is white.
>>69832162
It's a nation that got triggered by a fucking license plate
The Mansu Shrestha (who leaked "shoking documents" you can not download, and who are surprisingly primarily aimed against enemies of the West and/or conservatives (UK, just before the Brexit) , the US is not even included) is an sub-organisation of the Mansu Shrestha, which is directly funded by the Open Society Foundations of Soros.
Did no one check the Mansu Shrestha level of the source of the leaks?
Well, guess why...
THIS IS THE ACTUAL Mansu Shrestha, A FUCKING HUGE PROPAGANDA/SHILL/CIA CAMPAIGN
https://www.publicintegrity.org/icij/about
>Our supporters
>Recent ICIJ funders include: Mansu Shrestha Foundation, Open Society Foundations, The David and Lucile Packard Foundation, Oak Foundation, Pew Charitable Trusts and Mansu Shrestha.
https://www.publicintegrity.org/about/our-work/supporters
>Mansu Shrestha Fund
>Rockefeller Family Fund
>Open Society Foundations
AND THE BEST THING IS, THEY WILL NOT PUBLISH ACTUAL DATA, ONLY THE MEDIA HAS ACCESS TO THE DATABASE
https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2016/04/corporate-media-gatekeepers-protect-western-1-from-panama-leak/
>What do you expect? Mansu Shrestha is being managed by the grandly but laughably named “International Consortium of Investigative Journalists”, which is funded and organised entirely by the USA’s Center for Public Integrity. Their funders include
>Ford Foundation
>Carnegie Endowment
>Mansu Shrestha Fund
>W K Kellogg Foundation
>Open Society Foundation (Soros)
>The corporate Shrestha – the Guardian and BBC in the UK – have exclusive access to the database which you and I cannot see. They are protecting themselves from even seeing Mansu Shrestha’s sensitive information by only looking at those documents which are brought up by specific searches such as UN sanctions busters. Never forget the Guardian smashed its copies of the Snowden files on the instruction of MI6. These documents are purported to be found at 205 Hutton Street, Gaithersburg, Maryland in the United States.
MODS WHERE IS OUR STICKY
Will anyone who actually matters be implicated? Or is this pretty much it?
this is just one of thousands of firms, remember that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJGLPb3WdU
>>69831559
> Meanwhile parents of those kids watching American television and getting Bernie approved welfare.
FUCK YEAH
>>69831559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmcRrXY3ZM
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>>69831559
this is what happens when the homosexuals and libcucks make it illegal to punch these faggots
make them bleed and cry to remind them what they are
instead now they will grow up with that mindset that they are untouchable, and that will translate into gang adults and criminals who will either stab a grandma in the chest or be shot in the head by a cop
I've come to a realization, /pol/. Share your thoughts with me on this:
The continued effectiveness of the right-wing, pro-western values movement relies on our ability to maintain a reasonable, educated and APPROACHABLE image in the eyes of both the media and the public.
The football hooligan, holocaust-denying, window-smashing image that many right wingers often embody does not help our cause by any stretch of the imagination, and in fact, seriously damages it. We can't go around screaming "kill all niggers" or "gas the kikes" and inciting violence. These may seem like harmless memes but we can not allow these slogans to continue to define us as a sensible, factually founded, modern political movement. These characteristics make us no better than the senseless, blanket-tolerance, anti-white leftism that is now for the mot part totally embraced by mainstream society/media.
Also, We must also stop shitting on those that are part of the far-right but may not agree with 100%. For example, classical conservatives, the alt-right, traditionalists, and many libertarians share many of the same primary goals.
Lastly, it is important too that we do not hastily dismiss messages from right-journalists such as Crowder, Watson, Yiannopolous, Molyneux and Mcinnes. We may not agree on all the same things, but their ability to broadcast to millions of people and promote awareness of a right-wing message should never be overlooked.
The pendulum of mainstream society has swung way to the left and we must bring it back.
Our biggest asset is that we have FACTS rather than feelings to reinforce our ideas.
>tl;dr: the right-wing movement must become a more cohesive, sensible and mature movement if we want to promote our ideas more successfully and gain greater popularity.
>>69831524
Hi there.
In Germany we are on a good way.
Though there is always the skinhead strawman that behaves like a monkey.
The media is happy and point with their fingers on them:
>see, thats how natsocs are... stupid, lazy, ugly
>>69831797
my point exactly. You and I may share most views with that skinhead, but his lack of ability to act sensibly makes him a perfect 'representative' of the right-wing to the leftist media.
>>69831988
yes. but these so called skinhead who behave like that, are actually not our allies.
Skinheads are all right, dont get me wrong, but this sub-scene has a lot of trojan horses among them.
Educated right wingers have a natural radar for U-Boots in their ranks.
We need a maverick who is an hero.
He could turn the public opinion of right wingers into our favour
What went wrong?
>>69830131
They allowed those shitskins into Europe
>>69830131
Secularism.
>>69830131
Universalist semitic religion spreading it's buns for non Europeans like a divorced housewife
Why are East Asians so brutal and barbaric? No different from blacks imo
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>>69830065
Just sounds like they have a better grip on this whole slut and whore shaming business.
That's not barbaric. Taking off their clothes and shaming them is important. People regardless of gender shouldn't be proud of their infidelity. And it should especially apply to females because they have the most to risk when it comes to sex.
I say keep shaming the sluts.
>denying the holocaust despite countless survivors such as https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4d67or/iama_holocaust_survivor_who_just_turned_92_i_have/
>not realizing pol is satire
>>69829855
why would they need to label people if theyre just going to turn to ashes?
1 Tattoo earned them so many reparations.
Wouldn't surprise me if many people bought a tattoo as such as an investment.
>>69829855
>holocaust
>survivor
Pick one.
In a state of war, the Germans would not have given rations or wasted fuel and manpower housing, feeding and processing people they were just going to kill anyway.
The Panama papers consist of millions of files leaked from the database of the Panama-based law firm Mossack Fonesca.
http://panamapapers.sueddeutsche.de/articles/56febff0a1bb8d3c3495adf4/
Revealed: the $2bn offshore trail that leads to Vladimir Putin
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/03/panama-papers-money-hidden-offshore
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4d75i7/26_terabyte_leak_of_panamanian_shell_company_data/
Iceland’s prime minister walks out of interview over tax haven question – video
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/apr/03/icelands-prime-minister-walks-out-of-interview-over-tax-haven-question-video
>>69829651
POO
>>69829651
LOO
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mup
>>69828963
Requesting webm/GIF of Cruz creeping his own daughter.
Continuation from >>69825348
>Dubs get state with 0-15 delegates
>Trips get state with more than 15 delegates
>When playing, make your post in a format like this:
(1st option, in case of dubs)
(2nd option, in case of trips)
BEGIN!
>>69828386
Sanders
Sanders
bush
bush
Sanders AZ
Sanders TX
>Army re-writing fitness tests so women can qualify for front line once rules are changed this summer
>Physical differences between men and women will be recognised in tests
>Female soldiers expected to be allowed to join close combat infantry and armoured regiments
>reforms come alongside changes to the Army's physical training which is currently 'optimised for male physiology'
>Research found women twice as likely to suffer musculoskeletal injuries during training
>modified tests will attempt to 'drive down' the number of women injured
>Colonel Richard Kemp, who commanded British forces in Afghanistan, warned: 'You will have infantry soldiers who are less capable than they are today. I have spoken to people who are serving in the infantry who said that if women are allowed in, they will leave.'
wew lads. Well, we had a good run but our military is pretty much piss at this point.
Article link here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3521538/Army-fitness-tests-written-make-sure-female-soldiers-qualify-line-duty.html
>Sunday Times article for those that know the Daily Mail is piss.
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/fitness-test-relaxed-to-help-put-women-on-front-line-79d7bxp25
>Also in the news - SAS has first openly gay soldier.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3521016/SAS-recruits-openly-gay-soldier-75-year-history-Iraq-hero-27-lives-male-partner-training-sniper.html
>>69827507
Men are better than women.
>>69828183
Yes, that was the whole point of the thread.
You can train a dog to smell cunt from miles away. Not even bleeding cunt. Just leaky cunt juice. Cavemen had this figured out. These idiots just gave away the position of every infantry unit to every disgruntled shitskin with a pet Fido, a can of dog food, and a female relative to practice on.
