>Be American
>2017
>Hillary won in a landslide
>Go outside
>Neighbourhood full of chimps
>Sprint to car to get to work
>Can't sprint because morbidly obese
>Get shot at 3 times
>Can't fire back, only minorities are allowed guns
>Nimbly navigate the...
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>>70563832
>be German
>get culturally enriched
>>70563901
DELETE THIS
>>70563832
>just remove the cis-male stuff in the text and you have daily life in America
Need help /pol/
> one of my best friends André is hal-french half-ameriburger, he's got both nationalities for some random reason
> he told me right now at the restaurant, after eating his andouillette AAAAA, that he could vote for the US elections
> I asked him if he was going to make america great again
> this faggot cocksucker pseudo-intellectual wanker told me
> "either I vote for Sanders or I don't...
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dun worry france I still think you're cool desu
>>70563611
I don't know exactly what you said frenchie but I agree with the sentiment, your Bernfag friend should be fed to the frogs.
Are sperm banks degenerate?
>>70563587
Absolutely nothing degenerate about preserving your white seed so that you may carry on your race even in the event of a horrible accident.
prolly enough Brazilians in the world already tho tbqh senpai
If anything, the opposite.
They restrict who they take sperm from.
Low income, family history of genetic illnesses, criminal history, high weight, short height, brown eye color, and gingers are prohibited from donating sperm.
>>70563587
where can I buy sperm bonds?
How is the sperm options market?
i know that we use reddit as a joke a lot but are there actually any good sub reddits?
r/spacedicks
>>70563636
Stop adding that stupid pic in ever thread faggot
>>70563564
r/europe
r/ireland
It's like there actually is an army on this board, just here to police certain topics. Has anyone ever proved the JIDF is real? Is it possible that governments pay them?
>>70563556
there acutally is an unironic jidf but they are not posting here in any real numbers. thats the fbis job
>>70563844
>>70563556
if you were curious
http://www.thejidf.org/
most of the shitposters are stormfaggots
Ben Shapiro again and again keeping /pol/ in a coma.
>great dealmaker
He never was a dealmaker, he's a fraud.
>>70563615
BUILD
>>70563701
WALL
How long till jews cause an Internet blackout?
When too many secrets hit the mainstream.
They've tested out the publics reaction in small pockets of the global population, like in Egypt.
Start investing in Meshnet technology, and start stocking up on the most redpilled material you can find in PDF format....
Don't let this slide.
>>70563520
The internet is a clusterfuck of servers and connections spanning hundreds if not thousands of companies. You can't just 'crash' it
The political movement known as democracy spring has arrived In Washington DC to protest big money in politics.
DC fags prepare yourselves.
Here's a stream: https://youtu.be/1kqIpHn4GG8
>>70563474
>Funded by Open Society
Oh the hypocrisy
>>70563474
funded by soros no doubt
stream is down
I've never seen one beat a Sheboon in a fight
>>70563341
why are black girls built like gorillas?
>>70563341
Look at that size difference. It's like she's made for manual labor.
>>70563859
Man Holly Holm sure is a weak white woman.
>finally get rid of your refugee problem
>exchange it for a turk problem
How did the US spawn from such a retarded continent?
Be proud that you spawned from the UK, because without the UK, you would be an expanded Mexico which you already are.
Let in a tonne of Syrians or 2 tonnes of Turks.
Either way it seems less than ideal.
>>70563234
I would suck this guy off to finally be able to take the garbage out. It is a shame. Germany died with the bullet that eent through this last angels head
Why does /pol/ get so triggered and butthurt about white females in interracial relationships but don't care about white males in interracial relationships?
We don't like either
>>70563039
/pol/ isn't one person, but the people who are okay with it are usually yellow fever betas.
How did the pentagram get a satanic association?
>>70562920
Jews.
Because Christians keep thinking that pagans are satanists and support Satan.
>>70562920
Because it's a demon symbol.
Do you guys really believe in free speech or would you prefer if it's repealed as soon as your side gains power?
>>70562854
The only "speech" I would outlaw is fucking retarded mental illnesses like "I am genderfluid" and the like.
I do really and for truly believe in free speech.
>>70563193
only so you can keep shitposting
RISK Thread cont. (Old one died before I could crosslink /sadface)
A nuke is dropped on the East Coast. The New English Tide is brought to a halt by a combined attack from the reborn Great Lake Coalition and the BernieBros
Bloody Battles are fought over Texas and Georgia with little gain on either side (Niggers slightly winning out in Texas and slightly loosing out in Georgia)
The Californians are outfitting a grand fleet for the invasion of Hawaii (69/80)
The Hawaiians try to do the same (6/80, good fucking luck)
>>70562681
Thanks for update, destroy New England
I'll take a piss. Use the break to rejoin/reclaim lost nations. We'll continue in 10mins.
Also I can't host for much longer so figure out who wants to do it after me
How did I lose ground if you were crossing a river?
Hello, Friends.
We're currently making a telegram chat. It is safer and faster than Whatsapp, so it ends up being a better choice
How to get telegram?
Get it on the playstore if on mobile, or visit https://desktop.telegram.org/ if on PC. There is also a browser version at https://web.telegram.org/
The link the join the group is https://telegram.me/joinchat/A6U3dwfFC8fy1CXUP9ZJIw
For the people who never used telegram, opening this link will instantly add you to the group.
Seems like we should have synced better desu
Nice try, FBI. Your schemes keep getting more and more obvious.
>>70562464
Don't go there I had to unplug my computer and it has aids now. Fuck you india