Need help /pol/
> one of my best friends André is hal-french half-ameriburger, he's got both nationalities for some random reason
> he told me right now at the restaurant, after eating his andouillette AAAAA, that he could vote for the US elections
> I asked him if he was going to make america great again
> this faggot cocksucker pseudo-intellectual wanker told me
> "either I vote for Sanders or I don't vote, #FeeltheBern"
> I nearly spat my french Côte du Rhône glass of whine to his leftard cuck face
wat do /pol/ ?
dun worry france I still think you're cool desu
>>70563611
I don't know exactly what you said frenchie but I agree with the sentiment, your Bernfag friend should be fed to the frogs.
>>70563611
also note the very rare franco-american pepe
>tfw thin French gf
>tfw buttblasted American women
Greatest ally
>>70563611
1-866-DHS-2ICE (347-2423)
Sanders is the only human being among the candidates.
>>70564916
Wow, the JIDF set up a secret proxy in Iran?
Impressive.
>>70564636
It is a nice pepe friend, mind if I save it? ;)
>>70564916
ok khomeiny you can go back to your shia mosque now
>>70563611
>>70564636
>uncut penis
tfw hate kikes
>>70564997
Sanders is as anti Israel as American politicians can come close to without committing political suicide.
I don't agree with his socialist bullshit but he's beyter than the rest.
Convert him or convince him not to vote if he doesn't even live in the US
>>70563611
I love how pepe is uncut.
>that feel when the US would not exist if it wasn't for our french bros
>>70565204
ok
Fun fact : apparently, US people who do not live in the US can freely choose the state in which they vote.
>>70564762
Hilarious how this works.
I have a gorgeous cousin from Montreal, very skinny but healthy and stylish.
You should see the the death stares she gets from the frumpy chubby natives in my very americanized city in Ontario when she visits.
>>70563611
bump
>>>>70563611
>mfw OP eats pig dick
>>70565448
Best friend forever.
Too bad your government is lobbyied to hell (not that ours is better) so there is animosity between our 2 countries but you guys are bros
bon allez, bonne nuit les pédés d'américanie
>>70563611
Dayyum, Pepe is hung as fuck.
>>70563611
>voting in a country you don't live in.
this should be illegal desu
Is there room for canada in this first world love fest?
>>70568570
Fuck off France is full.
>>70569507
We're all brothers that are fucked by our current fucked up government and globalization propaganda. I always try to distance the general population from its government.
So yeah be sure to come Canada. Maple syrup will still be an over sugary disgusting thing however
Bump
No love from Americans tonight ?
>>70571309
your nation is dead
We love you french bros. If France ever splits apart and the native french fight the africans and muslims, I'll help you.
>>70571309
Fuck yeah, we love France! I was talking to my kids this week of how great an ally France has always been.
>france catches terrorist
>wont extradite to US over death penalty
>lets him go
Fuck off frogs, all your men died in ww1 and now youre all betas.
>>70568570
Shut up, you're a nation of traitors
>>70571808
>have kids
>still post on this site
>>70571459
Yeah that's a shame. There is no real reason to be proud of modern France. But we still have a poweful history. We just need to make people proud of their once great nation instead of giving in to the "we're one human race and all equal" bull shit
>>70571648
Thanks bros ,at one point the fight for nationalism will be to great. We even have shitskins in our rank but they are the one that are ready to abadon the whole "oppressed immigrant mentality" and embrace French citizenship. It'll come ,and we'll be able to kick out traitors that let the city gates opened for all these years
>>70571808
Yeah. We were pretty good allies until like 2004 where the first strife started to come. But you gotta admit the Iraqi war was still a mistake.
tbf the argument that is going against that is "but they just wanted oil xD" while wanting to secure critical ressources at risk is imo a good enough reason to go to war. Too bad the current mindset is "defensive war only bruh" so Bush had to awkwardly justify this with "WMD that kills children"
>>70572151
I tried leaving...and I did for a while, mostly visit for /fit/
>>70565161
>tfw uncut American caucasian
All the benefits of being an American, without the jew penis.
Feels good.
