Redpill me on cellphone radio waves/wifi: does it seriously affect people's sperm count?
>>70637118
Why should you care? Your be is probably enjoying another man anyways.
Have never heard that conspiracy before, but it wouldn't be that hard.
Anything that can emit radiation can obviously do harm and phones can, even through wifi so I don't see why not...
Damn, I got to stop keeping mine in my front pocket...
>>70637118
People still worry about this shit?
Did a radio in your home or car make you infertile?
Did your television render you impotent?
Did buying a microwave give you cancer along with infertility?
No of course not.
I'm thinking of buying this. At best I'm hoping it will help me with my business skills (I'm a small business owner) and motivate me, and at least so I can learn a bit about our soon to be president.
Thoughts?
this is nice book
>>70636769
>Tony Schwartz
this book is better than bible , you can actually learn useful shit and cum on yourself at the same time .
>While the vast bulk of the chimpanzee’s diet is made up of plant foods including fruits, seeds, nuts, leaves and flowers, they will also eat insects and even larger animals that they have hunted and killed themselves.
>Vast bulk of the chimpanzee’s diet is made up of plant foods
Is protein a meme? Look how fucking strong a chimp is eating mostly vegan crap.
Our brain developed because we ate meat dingus.
Why do you think vegans have brain fog and are tired all the time
it eats literally the entire day and is constantly active
greens have more protein per calorie but nowhere near as much protein per gram of food
eating meat allows us to get sufficient protein and frees up several hours to do other shit
>>70636728
What is myostatin in humans?
How long will it be until ISIS is defeated?
>>70636623
until you glass them
doesn't matter, they'll be replaced by other radical islamists with a negative attitude towards the west
Never, they'll simply move/go underground once they lose their territory in Syria and Iraq.
And even then, if they were ever destroyed, another indistinguishable organization would take its place.
So ive been in hospital unconscious for 6 days.
Did I miss anything about the election?
Were there any debates, primaries or anything I missed?
I have nothing to offer you for spoonfooding me this info other than I will send a prayer your way for you to get laid this week (usually works)
>>70636424
What happened muh nigga?
>>70636760
Car accident.
Never let a women drive the car if u have the option to do so instead.
Lesson learned
>>70636424
Did you have any nice dreams? Did you think you were dead?
ELEVEN (11) Natives tried to kill themselves in one day in Attawapiskat, a native community in northern Ontario.
The Prime Minister is now involved.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36012578
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/11/americas/ontario-attawapiskat-suicide-attempts-state-of-emergency/index.html
they only care about male suicide if they're non-white and native americans are the only group who's suicide rate surpasses white's
>>70636347
Thats it.
Was hoping a higher #.
A bunch of international degenerates will go to the orgy capital of the world and be exposed to zika through two fronts. End result? Zika will become global.
>>70636327
I'm fairly certain /pol/acks will stay Zika free
/r9k/ is safe as well
in fact most of 4chan
>>70636327
You are retarded and your mother probably had zika when she had you.
>>70636408
Zika is sexual lyrics transmitted and mosquito born, if a mosquito bites an infected person and then bites you not even r9k levels of virginity will save you
What's your excuse for shitposting op /pol/ right now?
>>70636291
I'm at work bored. It's cloudy and a bit chilly. I don't want to be here but I have to push on.
>>70636291
I've not got much to do at work today...
That and I enjoy the troll artform
>>70636291
I have uni work to do but I don't feel like doing it.
describe /pol/ in one picture
>>70636051
>/pol
>commie
>>70636051
How do we stop Finns from raping Swedes?
>>70635817
>sweden didn't learn last time
>they gave their twitter account to another shitskin
Do the world a favor, Finland, and erase Sweden from the map. You're right fucking there.
>>70635817
rape Finns instead
>>70635817
tell them to go back to mongolia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cuq3KJC7cc
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/10/texas-teacher-beaumont-hastings-ozen-arrested-after-video-shows-her-slapping-students-head/82874348/
Was he a good boy who dindu nuffin, or did he really deserve it?
>>70635780
this is a joke right? You can't smack an idiot kid in America? When I went to school our teacher would make us bend over and gave us a right old root if we misbehaved. He liked to go in dry and just spit beer into the crack from above while the rest of the students cheered him on.
>You talk back
>Get rooted
>You chew in class
>Get rooted
>You didn't do ya handywork?
>ROOT RIGHT IN YOUR BUGGER HOLE
bring back the cane
>>70635780
silly nig deserved it
probabily shouting ooga booga at her beforehand
Part 1
https://youtu.be/BYquuFjE0cc
Part 2
https://youtu.be/IuYgIfHzQTg
>>70635608
>inb4 Benrie Shills start shit-posting
woah dude
>africans inside america are an oppressed nation
lolololol
Anon, why is there a Trump hat hanging in your closet? I thought that was just a joke with you and your friends. You know how much I hate that old racist. You DID vote for Bernie right?
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
get out of my house you chubby faced bimbo
>>70635576
The fuck are you lurking in my closet for, woman?
Why does this happen?
Feminism
>>70637432
Uh no. Biology. Women are programmed to want the best genetic parent for their offspring
>>70637432
no
if you observe the same exists in men, the lust after the 15% attractive women while ignoring the rest.
they even have their own asshole complex. instead of going for the nice girls, they go for the hot girls that treat them much worse.
So here s a funny story that happend a long while ago,i think it fits /pol/ better than /b/
>be me
>be 16
>join a student exchange program
>i win
>i have to go to america
>noice
>get there
>school starts
>decide to fuck with my coleagues
>i m gonna act like an aussie
>get in class
>"g'day cunts"
>everyone stares at me
>"w0ts wrong m8s?"
>random nigger comes out of the back of the class
>"who yo callin cunt homie"?
>dont have time to respond as the teacher enters class
>random coleague tells teacher what i said
>i get taken out by the teacher to the director
>i ask whats wrong
>sais i should use such words
>tell them that its racist to not allow me to express myself like i do home
>burgers buy it
>they dont wanna risk loosing their jobs
>i keep calling people cunt
>the year passes and i keep this up all the way
>mfw those burgers probably think romania is an anglo colony
>mfw i called everyone a cunt and they tought itbwas normal
>>70635339
Classic shitpost my friend
>>70635339
Onya cobber
*tips cork hat*
