>3 weeks into no fap
>no ejaculation whatsoever
>0 desire for sex or porn or fapping
>this past week
>brain knows i have too much semen built up
>dreaming of fucking 10/10 qt3.14s for the past week
>however
>lucid enough in dreams to avoid putting my dick in anything in attempt to avoid nocturnal emission
>go NOPE everytime a woman in my dreams gets naked
>last night in dream
>im a five star chef
>grilling a burger
>lubricating the buns and preparing vegetables
>meat is cooked
>slap in between the moist glistening buns
>feel my hips suddenly jerk
>wake up sweaty at 3 am
>semen all over my boxers and thighs
>goddamnit.png
So does having a wet dream count as fapping or nah.?
Damn Romania. I thought you were Australia for a minute.
>>70929665
You didn't answer my question fat fuck
>lubricating buns
Can't chill the Hill Edition!
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/13/hillary-clinton-calls-hot97-hip-hop-radio-show
>post dank Hillary memes
>post cool Hillary youtube and media links
>discuss how she can stump the Trump
Have you donated to her campaign yet, anon?
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/contribute/donate/
>>70929485
>dank Hillary
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.
What is wrong with her face holy shit
Prince William and Kate Middleton's India trip: No amount of fawning media coverage can cover up these sordid facts | Missing from the couple’s visit will be remembrance or even utterance of the Bengal Famine, where three million people starved to death under the stewardship of Winston Churchill.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/no-amount-of-fawning-media-coverage-of-prince-will-and-kates-visit-to-india-can-cover-up-these-a6978756.html
>>70929419
3 million sub-human untouchables died, only untouchable scum cares.
Wow, I remember when he first started balding. Lookin rough.
>>70929419
i thought kate was supposed to be attractive?
Don't forget, it's just a few more months.
Pray hard my friends.
So the rapture?
>>70929396
How do you know it'll be in a few months?
The Eternal Anglo MUST pay for this.
t. Paddy O' Brien
t.eternal cuck
Reminder:
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.
>>70929143
Show some respect to your new president
>>70929143
It boggles my mind how people can support this professional con artist
/POL/ LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>70928944
Wew lad.
>>70928944
(you)
sage goes in all fields
>>70928944
who the hell says trump is an honest guy?
If you're not voting for Sanders you are a xenophobic piece of shit. Period.
PREREQUISITES FOR BEING A TRUMP SUPPORTER:
>small dicked
>white trash
>insecure
>gun toting
>fat
>ugly
>pimple-faced
>lazy
>low iq
>bad communication skills
>no girlfriend
>be a gamer
>>70928891
Isnt this the same guy?!
>>70928968
/thread
>mfw i fulfill all the prerequisites but can't vote
>Electing a living breathing meme as President of the most powerful country on Earth.
What could possibly go wrong?
We've had a meme for the past 8 years.
>>70928593
>most powerful country on Earth.
what are the main languages of the world? http://strawpoll.me/7369664
american is not even on the list wtf
I dare you to take Arabic
Yiddish
Now that r/the_donald has taken over reddit, and our meme warriors are slowly redpilling the autists, where do we tell lefties to go now?
Inb4
>go back to tumblur
The jews did nothing wrong
>>70928380
>germany
>/pol
>>70928380
>Russia
That's just fucking insulting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzl2dPFxik
>>70928353
i know she banned the mejlis but could you tldr what he said?
>>70928441
she*
>>70928353
So cute.
I wish I understood what the fuck she said.
Why is America trying to cuck up the rest of Europe as well?
http://sofiaglobe.com/2016/04/14/us-marginalisation-of-roma-most-pressing-human-rights-problem-in-bulgaria/
>>70928202
>Why is America trying to cuck up the rest of Europe as well?
A better question is why are you such a racist?
>>70928202
because America is kike HQ.
>>70928301
You should understand us the best. We just want to remove. We can't fight it. It's genetic.
http://sofiaglobe.com/2016/04/13/bulgarian-migrant-hunter-threatened-afghans-with-a-knife-and-a-pistol/
What are the best examples of this usage of this method for political domination?
>>70928123
merge sort dat O(n log n) time.
>>70928123
Jews.
>>70928123
The story of the people crashing into a virgin island, building a society, then the jew comes and made them rekt themselves while he was grabbing the shekels.
Why do you support this racist asshole?
look how dumb he looks
#feelthebern #racism #smalldick #denmark
Free shit! Free shit for everyone!
How can you vote for anyone who hasn't had a political office? Trump has no experience
Rest of the world will be laughing at yout
#BernieMissle #monkeytrump #asshole #socialism
