Dumb question; these Turko coup guys. They secularists?
You voted out of the EU. Don't let him in. LITERALLY take over Government buildings if you let this Turkish asshole into your country.Turkey is NOT your fucking problem or responsibility.
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
>RUSSIAN MIGS OPEN FIRE ON ERDOGAN'S PLANE
>RUSSIAN MILITARY OFFICIALS SAY IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE RUSSIAN AIRSPACE POSING A SERIOUS INFESTATION THREAT
>THE PLANE WAS DOWNED WHILE IT WAS APPROACHING THE GERMAN BORDER
FUCKING SOURCE MAN? PRAISE KEK IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING!
This is the airplane of Erdogan. Where do you think is his final destination?
Britbongs, hows gonna bobo handle this?
>option 1: 'The Diplomat'
Refuse landing permission, send him on his way
>option 2: 'The Cuck'
Grant landing permission, grant asylum
>option 3: 'The Power Play'
Grant landing permission, have armed guards waiting for him, take him into custody on suspicion of human rights violations and package him off to the Hague
>There was a young fellow from Ankara
>Who was a terrific wankerer
>Till he sowed his wild oats
>With the help of a goat
>But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
Boris wrote that poem about him
You can only post in this thread if ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is Happening in your country
How are you handling the rain bros?
ITT: We write Turkey a new constitution one word at a time. I'll start;
The "Turkey Happening" is pretty shit, tbqh lads.
"Oh no, some shithole is undergoing a failed coup!"
Literally happens in Egypt a couple of years ago.
Are we living in the end times /pol/?
This is it folks
This is what we've been waiting for so long
It is actually so
It is really so
This is it
I'm shaking right now
It's actually happening
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Let's go back a little bit.
*Rewind sound effect*
Woah, not that far back! But I was a cute baby, wasn't I? Let's jump ahead a bit.
*Fast forward to Erdogan being sworn into office*
Here we go!
>MIKE PENCE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED FOR VICE PRESIDENT
>Hillary blames White People for the Dallas Terrorist Attack
>Clinton Gave Non-Cleared Individuals Access To Classified Information
Text TRUMP to 88022 for important campaign updates
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>NATO threatens russia with escalation of defense systems
>NATO biggest military partner's government is overthrown by a section of the military.
>Say his name
So on a scale of 1 to 10, how rectally ravaged will BLM be when the Turkey Coup steals all of their thunder from today's supposed 'shut downs'?
So we cool with this or what?