Dumb question; these Turko coup guys. They secularists?
Of course you fucking fat american
>>81196451
nice slide thread. there are multiple threads already saying they are secluar in the OP. Kill yourself.
>>81196451
You make me ashamed to share the same flag as you
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri
Hey Brits.
You voted out of the EU. Don't let him in. LITERALLY take over Government buildings if you let this Turkish asshole into your country.Turkey is NOT your fucking problem or responsibility.
HAHA cucks!
ERDOGAN WORLD TOUR
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
>RUSSIAN MIGS OPEN FIRE ON ERDOGAN'S PLANE
>RUSSIAN MILITARY OFFICIALS SAY IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE RUSSIAN AIRSPACE POSING A SERIOUS INFESTATION THREAT
>THE PLANE WAS DOWNED WHILE IT WAS APPROACHING THE GERMAN BORDER
>>81196401
Ban
>>81196401
FUCKING SOURCE MAN? PRAISE KEK IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
>>81196401
Source?
This is the airplane of Erdogan. Where do you think is his final destination?
https://de.flightaware.com/live/flight/AFL2134
CRASHING THIS PLANE
Sarajevo
>>81196559
I appreciate that, but I guess our KEK-konto is pretty empty now.
Britbongs, hows gonna bobo handle this?
by tackling an asian kid
>option 1: 'The Diplomat'
Refuse landing permission, send him on his way
>option 2: 'The Cuck'
Grant landing permission, grant asylum
>option 3: 'The Power Play'
Grant landing permission, have armed guards waiting for him, take him into custody on suspicion of human rights violations and package him off to the Hague
>best outcome
option 3
>probable outcome
option 1
>There was a young fellow from Ankara
>Who was a terrific wankerer
>Till he sowed his wild oats
>With the help of a goat
>But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
Boris wrote that poem about him
>http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
You can only post in this thread if ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is Happening in your country
How are you handling the rain bros?
doing amphetamine and smoking weed
wadup son
Region of irrelevance checking in
ITT: We write Turkey a new constitution one word at a time. I'll start;
We
>>81196055
Turkroaches
Wuz
>>81196055
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
The "Turkey Happening" is pretty shit, tbqh lads.
"Oh no, some shithole is undergoing a failed coup!"
Literally happens in Egypt a couple of years ago.
it's not failing if erdogan is shot down over germany
>>81195801
EGYPT WASNT HOUSING US NUKES
How was egypt a failed coup?
I dont see the muslim brotherhood in power anymore.
Are we living in the end times /pol/?
>>81195749
They want to force the hand of god
>>81196342
Fuck, I was looking forward to visiting the Trump wall with my kids.
>>81195749
As we know it.No doubt
This is it folks
This is what we've been waiting for so long
It is actually so
It is really so
This is it
It's over.
I'm shaking right now
I'm crying
It's actually happening
>>81195651
>tfw tomorrow coup is over and Roachagan is back to power
>>81195651
I don't get it. What exactly makes a military coup in Turkey the end of everything?
>>81196034
FUCK
but yeah you know that it'll end like this
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
What film did this actually happen in?
>>81195258
Let's go back a little bit.
*Rewind sound effect*
*Baby crying*
Woah, not that far back! But I was a cute baby, wasn't I? Let's jump ahead a bit.
*Fast forward to Erdogan being sworn into office*
Here we go!
>MIKE PENCE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED FOR VICE PRESIDENT
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753965070003109888
SPREAD THESE:
>Hillary blames White People for the Dallas Terrorist Attack
https://youtu.be/3qaeVwWr2eU
>Clinton Gave Non-Cleared Individuals Access To Classified Information
https://youtu.be/mJ0YEchTwEc
Text TRUMP to 88022 for important campaign updates
SCHEDULE
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MEMETIC WARFARE
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MAGA
>>81194965
Use this for next OP image. Summer Fun Edition
(((Globalists)))
>NATO threatens russia with escalation of defense systems
>NATO biggest military partner's government is overthrown by a section of the military.
>Say his name
ain't it just that easy
>NATO biggest military partner's government
Huh?
>>81194380
Turkey is not a NATO "partner" its a NATO member.
Turkish military historically has been secular and very pro-NATO.
You're full of shit
So on a scale of 1 to 10, how rectally ravaged will BLM be when the Turkey Coup steals all of their thunder from today's supposed 'shut downs'?
>>81194241
>today's supposed 'shut downs'?
literally what
>>81194592
the 'close off the highways' thing that some fringe group 'leaked' yesterday
>>81195298
They've been obstructing traffic for ages. At this point what difference does it make?
So we cool with this or what?
Can't dispense the TPPence
Not really, but we don't have a choice. I just pray nothing happens to Trump that would wind up putting this guy in the big seat.
could be worse
could be better
At least it wasn't Christie or Gingrich