http://nbcnews.to/1tuAW7G
>The Food and Drug Administration approved a new and unusual weight loss device Tuesday: an external pump that dumps part of the stomach contents into the toilet. Some critics have called it "assisted bulimia" but the device, approved for use in very obese patients, helps them lose on average more than 12 percent of body weight — far more than pills or most diets.
>The Food and Drug Administration approved an external pump that dumps part of the stomach contents into the toilet called Aspire Assist. Aspire Bariatrics The device is considered minimally invasive and includes a tube that goes from the inside of the stomach to a port on the outside of the abdomen. The pump can be attached to the outside port as needed to remove about a third of the stomach's contents at a time.
>Clinical trials showed patient lost an average of 46 pounds during the first year and another few pounds to make 50 pounds of weight loss by the second year.
"The AspireAssist device should not be used on patients with eating disorders, and it is not intended to be used for short durations in those who are moderately overweight," the FDA said in a statement. "It is intended to assist in weight loss in patients aged 22 and older who are obese, with a body mass index of 35 to 55, and who have failed to achieve and maintain weight loss through non-surgical weight-loss therapy."
>Diet drugs don't work terribly well and doctors are reluctant to prescribe them. This new device is the first to remove food that people have already eaten before it can be digested. The company has not said how much it will charge for the device, which is on the market in Europe. A surgeon will also have to implant the device in a short endoscopic procedure, and that cost may vary by center.
>a fucking food dumping hatch for the stomach
>AspireAssist™
Sometimes I wonder if capitalism was a mistake.
What happens with the fat after it's been removed?
>>78873396
It becomes an ingredient in McChicken sauce
Who would win
>the combined anglosphere armies: USA, UK, Australia and NZ
VS.
>the new European Union Army (probably including Turkey)
>>78873029
>USA
>anglosphere
Take off the proxy amerilard, rebels don't get to keep their special privilege.
Who would win
>Lesotho
>Cyprus
>>78873029
USA would probably win alone.
>PURE COINCIDENCE
I wonder whose behind this death?
>Don't bother testing the barbell for fingerprints other than their own
>It was obviously just an accident
>>78873074
Aliens
So how is trump not fucked again?
>>78873009
He is. Hillary is going to win.
>>78873079
I agree, Hillary is the only one who can improve our country. Trump is a racist.
sage all shillary threads
https://twitter.com/wsoctv
shooter may or may not be on the loose
who cares
>>78872786
>A shooting in Charlotte.
You might as well tell us it's dry in the Sahara.
>>78872894
>>78872905
lol united states
Tell me about the abos, /pol/
>are they human?
>can they learn/work/be trained to do things?
>are they capable of empathy?
>do they deserve to exercise their opinions?
>should they be exterminated?
>australian have abo porn
obviously master race
>>78872505
Sauce?
>>78872371
Long before an ancient population split into the two groups that would eventually become what we know as White Europeans and Asians, the Aborigine was already well on his way to Australia.
Abos are actually the closest thing we have to prehistoric man. We should have teams of scientists studying them, but we can't due to political correctness and leftist egalitarians (racial creationists).
/pol/
There's a languages school next to my house
They offer courses of English, German, Chinese and Italian
>What language is more important for making business?
>>78872285
want a job? english
>>78872285
Well, you know english already. Try taking up chinese. Italians & germans are too far down the drain to ever be relevant again in near future.
Chinese, but its a pain in the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTeWotpM5tI
Go to 1:42 for instant REEEEEE mode
>inb4 implying /pol/ is one person, even though /pol/ is a """""""christian board""""""
Lol fuck this guy, what a crazy asshole.
>>78872275
He said nothing that was controversial 20 years ago
>American intellectuals
how does a government prevent degeneracy without over stepping its bounds
>>78872173
No such thing, kike.
>>78872173
The State isn't there to make sure your feels aren't hurt. Shoo, little statist.
>>78872173
PROVIDE INCENTIVE
I actually like Obama
>>78872144
I think he's alright. Voted for him twice. If he was a choice this election I'd vote for him again.
>>78873215
I would've if I could
Well?
Okay?
>>78872038
So?
Post your /pol/ husbando
i dont like how big his mouth is
he can probably fit a whole fist inside
best boy
>tfw he will reconquer Scotland after the referendum by force
Post songs about Europe and European culture.
I heard this song ages ago when I was a degenerate Marxist, so I had no idea it was about the French revolution.
Listening to it now made me tear up a bit. The long history and eloquent culture of Europe is one of the few things that make my cry occasionally. Especially with all the shitskins and degeneracy around.
French bros, please hold me
>>78871492
>A Finn weeps for the Eurocucks that labelled him a sub-human Mongoloid less than a century ago
Why?
>>78871492
>listens to coldplay
>thinking they're redpilled
>it tears him up
Wew
>>78872171
First off, technically I'm a Swede as only about 15% of my genes come from Finland, rest from the west.
Secondly, you're trying to make this us vs. them. Sure, Finns were very reclusive and odd for Europeans, but we're still Europeans. Whatever is European culture, I feel for it.
So I see you guys were at a rally today. Good to see that you at least go outside once in a while.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/rally-turns-violent-sacramento-police-stabbed/story?id=40146465
>Right-Wing Group's Rally Turns Violent in Sacramento
>A planned protest by the Traditionalist Worker Party at the California state capitol in Sacramento turned violent today after counter-protesters showed up, officials said.
>It was unclear what triggered the violence at the rally by the group, which had received a permit to hold the event, police said.
>The Sacramento Fire Department first reported taking five people to local hospitals after what it described as a "mass casualty incident," but later said two more people had been transported, for a total of seven. At least two of the people injured had life-threatening wounds, the fire department said.
>Marchers from the Traditionalist Worker Party were met by counter-protesters calling them "Nazis" and "fascists," and the confrontation quickly escalated.
>"There was a large number of people carrying sticks and rushing to either get into the melee or see what was going on," Sacramento Fire Department spokesman Chris Harvey said.
>>B-but the lefties were the ones coming in and starting trouble!
Yeah, but taking it to the point of knife attacks is way too far.
>>78871333
"YOU FUCKING NAZIS!!!"
>Stabs people they disagree with
>>78871333
Not an argument.
>right wing group has a permit and a planed demonstration which is totally legal
>leftist group shows up and attacks the group illegally with bats and such
>somehow the right wingers are evil for defending themselves
liberal logic at its finest
Are tattoos degenerate? Is it possible to get a job with a tattoo?
https://twitter.com/hayleyavw/status/747206914207997952
It depends what the tattoo is and where it is.
I work in a hospital lab and some of the nurses come up to me with tattoos all over their arms and neck.
The first thought that jumps into my head is
"I really hope that I'm never so sick that shes taking care of me, because she'll probably kill me as soon as she can"
Yes they're degenerate.
Unfortunately a plurality or possibly majority of western society is also degenerate and having a tattoo is no longer an impediment to employment in most fields.
I just got my first visible swastika tattoo, and I'm still employed. If you can cover it in formal attire, it isn't too degenerate
