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>>10361928 → (Cross-thread)
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>thread title in name space
wew lad
>>15260619
sorry bro i dont usually get to make a new thread
>>15260619
It's fine, as long as it shows up when you type 4chan.org/o/dbt
>>15260637
Yes, also, batteries have a particular dislike towards cold. A battery that acts decent when it's warm will fuck up when it's cold.
What happens if I cum in my carb?
>>15260638
Oh shit son, I didn't know you could do that. And here i've been scanning the /o section page by page just to find dbt every time :\
like my ninja?
does any one on /dbt/ vape
i used to smoke a pack or two a day .. i'm having battery issues and losing my mind
>aww yisss
>>15260661
I think you want the lgbt board
>>15260669
does b stand for bike?
/o/dbt is about to get culturally enriched
https://www.youtube.com/user/churchillcustoms
https://www.youtube.com/user/serpentza
>>15260684
embed that shit, mother fucker
Sup nigs
>>15260681
it stands for "let's go biking together" you should try it out sometime
>>15260684
I thought I was at least save here
fugg
>>15260681
Yes, it stands for Legendary Gran Bike Turismo
>>15260691
Just wondering, what did they win, heaviest production motorcycle nomination?
>>15260690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMp5slt0wko here's a fun one
>>15260693
they're actually pretty interesting channels about a guy talking about china while riding his custom-made (by his own shop no less) bike
>>15260697
Heavy is good on long road trips anon
summoning Baird, the master of the bear fountain
>>15260699
>>15260684
I know that cuckold irl.
>>15260715
thought that said bear foreskin desu
>>15260710
Just ask anyone with a gold wing. It's basically a sofa with an engine
>>15260580
Oh it is. That's the hardest part, it also involves a small rubber mallet. I forgot to mention that part
>>15260721
do you "know" him or do you KNOW him know him
>>15260724
I know. I have a heavy bike I use on long trips
>>15260726
Well i hanged with for like 2-3 weeks. Pretty solid dude.
>>15260736
I've gotta just deal with my klr650 weighing 400-some-odd pounds. Though I'm about to weld up an apparatus that will give me saddle bags and add 60 pounds (before cargo) for fishing and longer trips. It will perpetually feel like I'm going two up I guess lol
>>15260773
I don't want bags on mine. I just toss a t-bag on the back. Everything I need fits great and it doubles as a back rest for me.
Couch status = achieved
>>15260715
WHY DO YOU CALL
>>15260781
I've also got s top box. Being 6'2" I can scoot back and lean against it
Is nice
>>15260590
nvidia
>>15260661
What kind of battery issues?
Is it an internal battery device or replaceable?
>>15260812
lel I'm drunk again
>>15260900
Dubs confirms
Don't ride or drive for a while
>>15260900
Same bro lol
Got two half bottles of wine that customers left at work, went to the bar after I clocked out and drank with friends
Spirytus tonight m8?
>>15260812
DO YOU STILL LIVE WHERE THE IMAGE TELLS US?
>>15260931
If you mean the one CTA posted the other day, I'm here until Saturday, then I'm taking the Blue Ridge Parkway down to Tail of the Dragon, coming back, staying here for 4 days, then leaving for California on the Trans American Trail.
>>15260909
Fuck off riding trashed is life
I hate being alive
>>15260939
But if you die then you can't ride desu
>>15260947
and?
>come home drunk
>eat Buffalo chicken salad and Greek yogurt
Am I gunna make it?
>>15260949
Bikes are life.
Is the gs500 a meme bike?
>the dankest meme on dbt is.......
>>15260938
I hope the mail is fast enough to arrive before Saturday
>>15260939
>I hate being alive
iktf
>>15260953
>eat Buffalo chicken salad and Greek yogurt
Faggot food ayy lmao!
>>15260958
Yes. But it's not good like the other memebikes.
>>15260959
ME
>no one will get this reference
>>15260959
____ bikes are shit
literally the longest standing meme
>>15260953
Well if you get the shits you can always stick a dragon dildo up your ass to avoid spraying it everywhere
>>15260958
It's not even good enough to make it to meme bike. Cb500 is better. Mild enough to start on wild enough to stay on.
>>15260963
>I hope the mail is fast enough to arrive before Saturday
I know, I ordered some shit from Revzilla this past Sunday that I need before Saturday
>I hope you send me a dragon dildo
>>15260977
Fuck off tripfag
>>15260959
I fukt ur mom fagget!!
>>15260977
You must be new. Welcome to /dbt/, please enjoy your stay.
Always important in the bike threads.
>americans can buy any motorcycle
>buy four cylinders as first bike
>go round corners really slow bolt upright
>crash and die at horrible rates
>never improve
Who would choose to be amerifat
>>15260975
That's not dank just cuz it's old, its it's just you're waifu a shit applied to bikes
>>15261007
>this assmad because your bike is shit
>>15261006
stay mad eurocuck
Buying a Yamaha VStar 250, thoughts?
>>15261006
People from Europe.
>>15261015
>thinking i didn't already jump the hoops and get full licence + four cylinders
>thinking I can't outride every amerifat posting on /o/ on a postal scooter
>>15261028
fuck logic
>>15261029
>pretending to be CTA
>thinking you or him can take me on the toegay
>>15260958
It's just shit, especially if you ride other bikes.
Meme bikes aren't necessarily good bikes.
>>15260697
Didn't they win the first few Isle of Man TTs?
>>15261037
>hurr /dbt/ memeclique powers activate
Learn to ride, amerifat
>>15261006
The problem is the "real men ride liter bikes" and "gear is for pussies" mentalities. 60Mph on a Honda Grom is not considered respectable for every day use even though most speed limits are under 50 mph. They're just daft. They're obsessed with big bikes but the gold wing being one of the biggest bikes is hated. Appearently if you ride a liter bike and never pass 10° lean you're more of a man than if you ride a 250 and grind the pegs over here in the states
>>15261040
All of the memebikes have merit except for the GS500 tho
>ninja 250 is just as cheap and never depreciates
>DRZ is cheapest supermoto and super reliable
>Grom is the fucking grom
>Striple is best all around DD you can buy (not really a memebike here)
>busa is actually a comfy tourer and fast as fuck, great tuning platform
>GS500 is just a shitty Ninja 250 with more displacement
>>15261055
What of the new z125?
Pretty good bike day yesterday. Took a pal to the ruins of a WW2 airfield on the 600, then we went to a Honda dealership so he could sit on a few bikes and get more of an idea of what he wants out of one. Really liked the Grom, think he's going to go old and used though because >poorfag
>>15261067
It's just a green Grom.
>>15261067
He's American, they don't have 125s because that would require some skill to get them to go fast
>>15261055
wr 125 <
> getting high with baiku friends
Life is okay sometimes
>>15261078
>getting high
degenerate
>>15261080
but being an alcoholic is acceptable right?
>>15261071
And shittier specs
>>15261072
>Tfw wanting to import an aprilia rs 125 into the states
>>15261082
no it's also degenerate
>>15261072
because fat?
>>15261088
I met a dude from /soc/ one time that rode an RS125. He was a fat old weeb.
look what i just got :D
can start rebuilding my bike, hopefully have it up and running tomorrow
>>15260626
dont make them again
>>15261078
Guess what?
The higher you get the harder the comedown.
Enjoy feeling lower than a sneks asshole in a wheel rut.
>>15261102
you met cta
>>15261135
come down?
from pot?
go twirl your pipe ya fucking crack addict
>>15261099
Also fat
>>15261135
I do that without drugs
>>15261138
Possible, but I'm like 90% sure CTA is Yurocuck postie anon. This was long before CTA donned his persona, and the guy said he only browsed /b/ and occasionally /soc/.
>>15261135
He's smoking pot, not trainspotting.
>>15261055
>"aren't necessarily"
I agree with you though.
There is nothing a GS500 does that another bike doesn't do better.
>>15261152
sucks to be you
/dbt/ I have an issue
>aced MSF course
>instructor said I did well enough I could get any displacement bike and probably not kill myself
>want fast bike but don't want to die
>don't want to die but want a fast bike
Should I get a 300 or go with what my instructor said and get whatever?
>>15261161
busa
>>15261161
get a 650, don't get a 600 or litre peter, uncomfy and harder to learn on
>>15261161
Get a used standard of any displacement.
>>15261161
Get a 650.
>implying there aren't a million different learner friendly bikes between 249 and 660cc that you could get
>>15261156
EX500 and buell blast would like to have a word with you
>>15261161
buy a gs500
>>15261161
get a 125 and good luck
>>15261171
The Buell Blast is the only bike in existence worse than the GS500, and even then it gets scene points for being American and relatively uncommon.
>>15261171
>EX500
Water cooling > air/oil cooling
>Buell Blast
I'll give you that.
>>15261180
the ex500 suffers from bad frame flex even just commuting. It also has shittier brakes and suspension
>>15261161
A professional has just told you to have fun and get a Peter. A professional has just told you to get a liter bike. Why are you not already shopping for liter bikes
>>15261178
id have a gs500 before a hyosung
>>15261191
>being racist
>>15261195
guy that lives down the road from me had the bottom end blow up in his hyosung the other day, thing has under 5000km on the clock
>>15261185
>hurr mah fraem frecks
Care to source that? If the problem was that bad then Kawasaki would have done something about it.
>>15261199
Ouch. Only ever once had a bike engine blow up and it was at 60 or 80k miles
>>15261162
Oddly enough there's a stretched and lowered busa for sale near me.
>>15261189
>confidence
I mean I felt at home on the rebel 250 they had me use but I was still really nervous about it.
>>15261191
If a Hyosung is a motorcycle than niggers are people
And they're not
>>15261204
I have a 600cc four, been riding a long time. I have a Triumph Bonneville too which is making nearly double stock hp and the four cylinder is easier to ride, easier to stop, easier to speed, easier to turn and safer in general. Most nobikes on /o/ would be saying 'ride the twin you'll die on a four', and those people would be wrong. What I'm trying to say is try each bike, some bikes you may find you genuinely can't ride as you don't have the confidence/control, some 'bad beginner bikes' you may find are a lot easier than you expect.
>>15261201
The fact that amatuer racers put the ex500 into the gs500 frame. You are far too yoing to know, memester.
Maybe with your superior memeing ability, you can go a simple google search.
My generation is sick of spoon feeding you retards.
>>15261217
>My generation is sick of spoon feeding you retards.
>implying you're a boomer
>implying boomers have ever done anything that wasn't horrendously retarded
>>15261217
Nice excuses Anon, really supports your argument.
>>15261224
wtf how did you manage to escape the filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymLfLw654Q
>GS500 BTFO 600's in the corners meme
>>15261217
i was looking for a picture of someone who has done that and came across this.
>>15261229
its his other trip
>>15261229
multitrip trolling
you will never shitpost on this level
Does anyone have test preparation materials for the written CA motorcycle exam? I need to study before I take it, and I'm unsure what would best prepare me for it. There's a few websites which seem to offer free exams, but I don't know which would help prepare me the most.
>>15261229
git gud fag
Drop anon dox
>>15261233
oh ok
gone
>>15261246
post video link uleh
>>15261246
OH SHIT
>>15261246
Please delete this.
>>15261250
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbGM1gHau8U
Ay m8s, what do you think about this moped?
It's a Tomos Kolibri V14, i'm doing a project turning my APN 4 into one of those, going pretty well so far.
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE
I actually dreamed about it.
Sorry porpoise bike, you're on the back burner.
What animal do you reckon the CBF1000 looks like?
>>15261280
Doesn't look much like a moped. No step through frame
>>15260998
> gif
I AIN'T CLICKIN THAT SHIT NIGGA
>>15261284
A shitty cuntfox
>>15261284
my dick
>>15261284
>>15261288
>being this new
>>15261299
this is a Porbeagle shark by the way
>>15261246
0/10 doesn't have Skrillex haircut.
>>15261299
Why are all my dream bikes fishes?
Any experience with Johnny pag motorcycles?
>>15261303
> Wal
> Fisch
dummer Idiot
>>15261303
But that's a bird m8
>>15261246
fuggin drobe
IS THIS REAL WHERE IS THIS
>>15261309
:^)
>>15261246
post the video ya shit cunt
WR anon dox
>>15261316
:^(
>>15261313
in my pants ;))
>>15261320
>WR anon
that's me you turbonigger
>>15261325
no, that guy looks a little straight. You just straight up homo.
>>15261320
kek!
>>15261334
KEK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GLdrrjv5Q
>>15261318
>>15261313
>>15261311
>>15261273
>>15261270
>>15261262
>>15261250
You do realize I posted my Youtube account and email address in /dbt/ before, right?
> implying I look like retard blonde Cumberbatch
>>15261354
>its totally not my secondary account that I use for normal life stuff
>>15261354
DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>15261354
yes I know
and i know what you look like
>ruining the fun
scheiß drobe anemone
>>15261348
Fuck you are a spanner tash.
>>15261354
Actually I don't pay attention to what you do aside from run into the side of trucks
>>15261354
drop anon are you cb400 anons stalker?
>>15261364
>and i know what you look like
How do you know? You haven't been to SEM3000.
> tfw still don't know what WR looks like under his green autism helmet
>>15261285
Well, here they count as mopeds, or used to, at least, when they were made. A while back retards decided to fuck up laws, so these are in the same category as 125ccm bikes, even though they are 49.9.
>>15261364
Cunts always ruin my fun here. Was fun while it lasted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_hBr93vtY
Rides just like a shitcunt.
>>15261380
you are cb400anon, fagget
>>15261382
>mfw at least 6 people know
ayy
I saw you're face in a picture
somehow.
>>15261380
No. I am also not CTA or Harley spam anon.
Why would anyone stalk CB 400 anon? I'm usually asleep at Australian /dbt/ time.
>>15261389
What picture?
>>15261388
Oh come on, my GS looked completely different from his and when that video was posted I hadn't even started riding school yet.
>>15261388
isnt cb400 anon cta?
She started it all.
Oh memeories.
>>15261397
yes
>>15261396
>I hadn't even dropped my first bike yet
FTFY
>>15261401
cta are you cb400 anon? if so cum on cb400, post pics
>>15261405
lel
>>15261401
rip pupper
>>15261392
the one you posted with the sunglasses
>>15261423
Was that on the way to the SEM? Don't even remember posting that here.
Off to uni.
>>15261427
and the other one at home
>>15261427
> uni
lmao!!!!!
>achieving something in life
lmao!!!!!
>>15261443
I'm a janitor there.
>caught them holding hands
it's fucken beautiful up here
>>15261451
> having a job
lmao!!!!
>>15261456
so you are the cuck
>>15261242
Assuming you're still in here,
Just read the book a couple times.
I did that and passed the written test first try
>>15261427
what are you doing at uni
>>15261466
I don't have a recent booklet, but I have the 2012 booklet. Should that still suffice? I'm just doing online questions right now.
>>15261467
Sweeping, mopping, vacuuming and windows and shit.
>>15261464
No, i'm being a sperg
>Qt's friend jabs at her calling me her boyfriend
Subtle as a trainwreck
>She's sitting in the bench next to me
>I could start talking
>But i won't
>Cause i'm a spergy sperg and don't know what to say
Yet I know i'm gonna regret this
>>15261483
just say "hey bb, u wan sum fuk"
>>15261470
I mean, I don't know if they changed at all since but I can't imagine there are any huge differences. But I mean, the DMV just gives away the books. You can just walk in and take one
>>15261487
Well, she clearly wants
>I'm not the smoothest operator, though
>>15261495
I'm trying to study well in advance, though. I won't have a lot of time to spare studying once I get there.
Wish me luck!
>>15261483
>>15261496
daily autism thread
> I fucking hate my life.jpg
>>15261463
>not sitting at work browsing 4chan all day and getting fully paid
>not having bandwidth throttled because you ran out of mobile traffic
lmao!!!!
>>15261511
DOES THIS FUCKING SHIT UPLOAD NOW
>>15261509
Like the class C test, a lot of it is common sense.
You'll do great!
>>15261512
that's actually exactly what I'm doing
> fully paid means 200€
kill me
>>15261496
Just say it to her with confidence, trust me, it works.
>>15261518
6xl anon?
>>15261527
I may be fat, but not that American
>>15260590
i'm a nigger
>>15261536
AT anon?
>>15260590
This is quality posting, friends :^)
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5634603830.html
>>15261522
I hope you get a raise when you have your new position as a trainee, 200€ isn't much monies in germany
>>15261542
>patina
Since when has rust become a thing to want?
>>15261546
Check out this beauty
https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/5626746668.html
>>15261541
almost
>>15261538
same
Picked up my brand new R3 today. Feels good man
>tfw 100k/year with 30k in deductions.
>>15261451
>>15261467
> being a janitor
Sorry, I don't work FOR FREE.
Studying telecommunications engineering, going for master's now.
I also work (read: shitpost hard on 4chan, play supertuxkart and occasionally do some python programming) 20 hrs / week.
>>15261523
I'll probably just give her a lift and go for it
>Totally feel like a tool, though
>Gf at home, getting cucked
>>15261542
> "Stops, sort of."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>15261554
>telecommunications engineering
Come to shitposter land and teach telstra how to run a network properly.
>>15261555
just practice here:
AYY BBY U WANT SUM FUG?
>>15261551
I spy a ford falcon, is it an xr6?
if yes does it have a turbo?
>>15261566
>>15261572
is he sad because he owns a shit bike and no motorcycle gear?
>>15261563
Nah, I'm specializing in computer vision.
I could make an intelligent spider zapper* you can put on your house.
* could also work on abbos and wogs but I'm not liable for any lawsuits or damages.
>>15261580
it was a stat write off FG xr50 i picked up for $3000 that was going to become a track car but thats yet to happen
>>15261511
>>15261518
>Be me
>ex-douchebag
>girl i fell for in high school attempted an heroing
>probably my fault
I just can't into women now
The sidechick i have now is just your stereotyplical 17yo trying ti spite her parents
>>15261586
fair enough, where in aus are you r3 anon?
>>15261596
Victoria, the nanny state
>>15261594
>fell for a girl
>she attempted an heroine
fugg
>>15261603
>more Victorianons
Fuck this shit
>>15261594
>fell for a girl
>she tries to take advantage of me
>lol fuk u bitch
>buy a bike
And thats what happened in the past 3 years in my life.
>>15261603
where in victoria?
im in south gippsland
>>15261611
Mint summary. Would buy the book
>>15261611
>wake up
>shitpost
>fap while shitposting
And thats what happened in the past 23 years in my life.
>>15261617
South east is best suburbs. Im in pakenham
>>15261628
>tfw iktf
>>15261630
not for riding it isnt, all the best roads are in north and south lol
>>15261643
I have plenty of fun going around cockatoo, emerald, healsville, and beyond
Rate my riding glove /dbt/
>>15260590
Which is better: Grom or Z125?
>>15261661
Grom imo
>>15261661
Z125 is lighter, cheaper, holds more fuel, has the underslung exhaust, has none of that newfangled ABS bullshit and comes in the greatest color known to man, Kawasaki Green.
Also the look of the 2017 Grom is not growing on me.
>>15261660
lewd/10.
>at least 250€ to go from a2 license to a3
Fuck this gay earth.
>the FBM turbo kit ($2000) increases the power of the MSX125 by 67%
>to 15HP
I didn't realize they only made 9HP, I was expecting at least 12.
>>15261654
Id be heading into the mountains up toward gembrook and taking backcreek road past bunyip if i were you, thats a fairly fucking epic ride
>>15261679
take a dump before you ride and get a 67% increase in power-weight on that thing
>>15261681
ive only had my Ls for a month so the 100ish km ride i took today was pretty much the most ive done. Im sure ill be finding all sorts of places
>>15261679
its the engine out of a crf110 what do you expect?
>>15261628
me too
>>15261660
nice, will post my abortions tomorrow. It's too cold to go outside and get them to take a pic.
>>15261700
how do you like the r3 so far?
>>15261661
same shit, different packaging.
>>15261551
zegelini?
>>15261705
I just told you I expected 12HP...
>>15261712
wtf, the z125 has a bracket built into the fork for adding a second caliper up front
Was it really cheaper to make two identical forks?
>>15261717
Maybe if it had a different engine
