[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /o/ - Auto

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 80
File: 1458833187770.png (75 KB, 800x452) Image search: [Google]
1458833187770.png
75 KB, 800x452
[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

An edition for once:

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm

>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108

>Previously on /dbt/
>>15121904
>>
chinese scooter
>>
File: great man.jpg (59 KB, 750x545) Image search: [Google]
great man.jpg
59 KB, 750x545
>>15125819
yes.
>>
>>15125819
cyclecruza pls go
>>
File: EwanM-Griso.jpg (44 KB, 413x550) Image search: [Google]
EwanM-Griso.jpg
44 KB, 413x550
>>15125810
DBT Moto Guzzi a best edition
>>
File: waifu.jpg (209 KB, 848x480) Image search: [Google]
waifu.jpg
209 KB, 848x480
>>
Fucking hell, so much shit posting already.
>>
Thread didn't even start but Honda is already a shit.
>>
File: 1449583749650.jpg (133 KB, 742x587) Image search: [Google]
1449583749650.jpg
133 KB, 742x587
>>15125894
>tfw you realise just how good Australian summer /dbt/ is
Do you miss it yet?
>>
quote all shitposts

>>15125894
>>15125909
>>15125838
>>
>>15125928
ever?
>>
>>15125909
Australia has seasons?
>>
File: this weeks weather.jpg (37 KB, 798x517) Image search: [Google]
this weeks weather.jpg
37 KB, 798x517
>>15125942
Only Darwin has eternal summer.
Admitted im in pretty much the worst part of Australia as far as weather goes and our winter is still comparable to summer in some countries.
>>
>>15125939
only in this thread
>>
File: 1463840163328.jpg (39 KB, 600x395) Image search: [Google]
1463840163328.jpg
39 KB, 600x395
>>15125819
>>15125838
>>15125850
>>15125853
>>15125870
>>15125894
>>15125904
>>15125909
>>15125928
>>15125939
>>15125942
>>15125965
>>15125974
The entire thread is non bike related dick dribble ya spanner.
>>
>>15125810
Which would /dbt/ choose between a KTM 1290 Super Duke GT or MV Agusta Turismo Veloce 800?
What sport-tourers does /dbt/ like?
>>
>>15126024
Super Duke.
>>
File: shieet.gif (49 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
shieet.gif
49 KB, 300x300
Just had my biggest holy shit moment to date /dbt/.
Apologies in advance for wall of text
>Be me
>Bike = 2006 KLR650
>Riding home on 2 lane highway
>Its night time, raining, and there's no street lights in this area.
>Cunt in a dark colored pickup is at a 90 fucking god damn degree angle taking up both lanes of highway, facing the center median.
>Don't see this wonderful example of human intellect until I'm only a few car lengths away because this black pickup is practically camouflaged with the road.
>They likely entered the highway the wrong way via the upcoming off-ramp and were attempting a u-turn.
>Everything goes fucking slow mo as I consider the fucking stupidity of my pending death.
>Just barely squeeze by in breakdown-lane/shoulder as this retard backs up towards said shoulder.
>Coast to stop on side of road to process what the fuck just happened.
>Moron has completed their u-turn and now drives by me speeding off.
>Normal beta me suddenly snaps and gives chase.
>Truck takes first exit (their assumed "onramp") and starts speeding down backroads.
>Have senna in helmet, call 911.
>I'm keeping up with truck, but slippery roads on knobby tires requires some slowdown in the frequent hard turns, cant get their plate.
>Manage to keep up, guiding cops each turn.
>Truck finds self in dead end
>Truck pulls into random driveway with is a steep decline.
>Idiot keeps flooring it in reverse trying to back out, just spinning their tires.
>Proceeds to repetitively back into the stone wall along side of driveway.
>Take chance to get plate and tell it to 911
>Turn around and pull onto dark road and kill lights in case idiot is "stand your ground" type and feels cornered.
>3 minutes go by of hearing the tires still screeching and the wall still being hit over and over.
>At this point 3 cops show up
>Walk over and the cops are doing field sobriety test with the woman who was driving.
>Cant stand on 1 foot for even a second.
>Stone wall fucked to hell.
So how was your day /dbt/
>>
File: 1458824457717.jpg (104 KB, 960x540) Image search: [Google]
1458824457717.jpg
104 KB, 960x540
Post your no-bike faggets
>inb4 your dads bike
>>
>>15126028
Fuck me sideways, that's quite the story. Did the cops care that you "gave chase"? I can imagine my local police charging anyone who showed signs of standing up for themselves with assault, dangerous driving, verbal abuse or whatever.
In any case I'm glad you and your KLR 650 are okay Anon.
>>
>>15126037

>thatyellowharley.jpg
>>
File: 20160521_140837.jpg (855 KB, 2000x1500) Image search: [Google]
20160521_140837.jpg
855 KB, 2000x1500
>>15126024
wr 125 xdddd

>>15126028
gud
>>15126037
posten bike
>>
>>15126047
911 operator almost sounded excited getting the play by play.
Question of my speed never came up, I think they were just glad to be getting the info to catch this idiot.

There have been 2 different wrong way accidents resulting in 3-4 deaths on this same highway this month alone.
>>
>>15125942
We have Hot and not so hot.
>>
>>15126028
>>15126066
Well at least you had a fun night
>>
File: 1427497678182.jpg (65 KB, 322x359) Image search: [Google]
1427497678182.jpg
65 KB, 322x359
>>15126028
OUT FUCKING STANDING
>>
>>15126037
pic related
>>
File: 1462366525608.jpg (41 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1462366525608.jpg
41 KB, 640x480
>>15126121
LOL NOBIKE KUKC !!!!
>>
>>15126066
Lol I bet the operator told their mates or family about your call.
How come so many wrong way accidents on that particular highway? Is there an ambiguous off-ramp that confuses people or something?
>>
>>15126151
Fuck off cuck
>>
>>15126151
>americans

have you seen how easy it is to get a license in burgerstan?
>>
I should... do something with my life.

I can't just ride my bike.
>>
>>15126210
You can ride your bike...
For money
>>
>>15126210
I can't even ride my bike
lmao Sohn.
>>
>>15126195
>have you seen how easy it is to get a license in burgerstan?
Actually no. I hear people complaining on /o/ all the time that it's too easy but I have no idea what you actually have to do. What's typically required to get a car or motorcycle licence in the US? Does it vary significantly from state to state?
>>
>>15126223
Most states you just buy a box of frosted flakes and 1 out of 4 contains a license.
>>
>>15126223
you park a car with your cousin in the car, he tells the city you can drive and you get a license.
>>
>>15126218
I'm not good enough.

And I've had the chance to have a close look to the business since I know a sponsor for a sbk team that it's no more.

>>15126220
Wr you're so fucking stupid.
>>
File: DSC_0099.jpg (718 KB, 2000x1125) Image search: [Google]
DSC_0099.jpg
718 KB, 2000x1125
Got 2 hours to myself today, I might actually be able to go on a super fun ride.
>>
Can't decide on a first bike, what should I get? IE:Wut naked bike iz gud

My top 3 choices are between the FZ07, SV650, and CB500f. FZ is most expensive and the one I want the most. I can pay outright but wanna take a loan to build credit. SV650s are cheapest, but hardest to get a decent condition one around here as they're mostly rebuilts and beat to shit or heavily modified. The cb500f is mainly in consideration because I think it looks sexy as fuck.

A couple others in consideration are the duke 690, monster 6/7somethings, and gsx-s750 mainly because there's been a couple for cheap/cheaper than the fz07 in great condition around here

I'm very mechanically inclined and can do just about any work myself, and I know not to be a dumbass with the throttle
>>
>>15126239
y tho
>>
>>15126242
You might find yourself getting bored of the 500 after a 6 months. To be honest a beat up SV650 might be a good idea for your first bike because you're likely to drop it somehow.
>>
File: IMG_20160507_144136.jpg (3 MB, 4128x3096) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160507_144136.jpg
3 MB, 4128x3096
>>15126242
Don't mind me, bestv naked coming through
>>
>>15126251
should have looked into the a2 before buying the bike.
>>
>>15126028
Doing god's work anon.
Glad you didn't ded'd.
>>
>>15126241
i have nothing to do on weekends and am bikeless. completely jealous.

nice lookin sv! enjoy it.
>>
Saw one of these today and thought it looked so fucking rad. Are these things well-regarded? I realize it's old and only a 250...but damn the styling is rad.
>>
>>15126028
>3 minutes go by of hearing the tires still screeching and the wall still being hit over and over.
Fucking kek
>>
File: 1987-nsr250r.jpg (32 KB, 600x396) Image search: [Google]
1987-nsr250r.jpg
32 KB, 600x396
>>15126264
>>
File: 20160424_172350.jpg (384 KB, 1914x569) Image search: [Google]
20160424_172350.jpg
384 KB, 1914x569
>>15126242
SV650 nigger, that mill is just a scaled down SV1000/DL1000/TL1000 mill and is reliable as fuck when looked maintained properly.
>>
>>15126264
looks great m8
>>
File: image.jpg (3 MB, 2592x1936) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
3 MB, 2592x1936
>>15126037
89 honda a good
>>
>>15126255
no
>>
File: bike cbr600f2.jpg (52 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
bike cbr600f2.jpg
52 KB, 640x480
>>15126264
>rad

post rad bikes
>>
>>15126274
Has your bike done roughly 230000 km?
>>
>>15126277
>>15126287
see
>>15126273
>>
>>15126281
Ye
>>
>>15126255

Forgot to add that in as well, but they tend to run a bit expensive in my area

>>15126253

That's my concern with the 500, but it's just so damn sexy it's hard to resist.

I'm not worried about cosmetic damage, though would be fine with an sv650. It's just much harder to find a decent condition one that doesnt need 'just some carb work' to run well or isn't a gsxr 'race replica'
>>
>>15126290
yes, suzuki even gave me a free cluster to replace the old one that stopped counting at 199k km.
I still wonder how much money they saved just because they made the that one LCD figure only show a 1 instead of being capable of all numerals.
>>
>>15126306
>Shiver
>expensive

if you like the 500 check out the 650
>it even comes with an engine
>>
>>15126324

Have you seen the 400000 mile strom?
http://www.stromtrooper.com/dl1000-2002-2012/318818-400-000-mile-k3-dl1000-v-strom.html#/forumsite/20766/topics/318818?page=1
>>
>>15126258
what difference would it make
>>
>>15126397
You could ride it. Instead of being a cuck who just looks at it an wonders what it would be like.

Much like when you spy on your sister getting ploughed by several refugees.

>germans
>>
>>15126408
do you mean that I would wonder how it's like to fuck my sister or how it is to get fucked by several refugees?
should have made that more clear pls.
>>
>>15126306
Fucking janitors deleting my shit
650f a cute
>>
>>15126423
So you fantasize about both?
>>
File: 1453480517843.jpg (160 KB, 960x956) Image search: [Google]
1453480517843.jpg
160 KB, 960x956
>>15126438
nah, I wanted to know which one of these you think I'd be fantasizing about
>>
>>15126442
https://mobile.twitter.com/lil_boosie4/status/734548654011351040/video/1
>>
>>15126442
It is easy to figure out.

Do you germans even into english?
>>
File: Average honda forum poster.jpg (42 KB, 550x323) Image search: [Google]
Average honda forum poster.jpg
42 KB, 550x323
>>15126287
>>
>>15126445
>Americans
>>15126450
do you?
>>
>>15126474
No, english speaking people speaky the engry very bad like.
we punctuate very incorrectly due to laziness.
>>
>>15126474
>you could ride it
>instead of looking at it
>watching sister getting ridden
>instead of riding her
>>
>>15126482

yeah I got the same from your post, must just be a backwards noun structure thing that non-english speakers seem to have.
>>
>>15126482
ah
well the thing is I wouldn't go to jail for riding my sister, but I could get actually more than 6 months jail time if I get caught riding without license
>>15126480
yes same, here.
>>
>>15126496
>but I could get actually more than 6 months jail time if I get caught riding without license
Do you live in Nazi Germany or Welcome Refugee Germany?

Sure seems like the former.
>>
>>15126496
The funny thing is 17 muslim refugees also wouldnt go to jail for fukting your sister in a gang rape which is a thing muslims do
>>
>>15126507
thanks achmed for educating me about your culture.
> being so obsessed with Germany and Muslims
seem more like you're the kuck
>>15126503
worst of both worlds 2bh
>>
>>15126507
SAVAGE

>straya flag
>>
File: kkk in 20 years.jpg (17 KB, 480x452) Image search: [Google]
kkk in 20 years.jpg
17 KB, 480x452
>>15126512
I am just worried.

Look at what happened last time a religious group pissed germany off.
If you forgot...
There was that whole ww2 thing with the hitler and the ovens.
>>
Anton, are you mentally challenged?
You can already ride, you spastic
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (33 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
33 KB, 480x360
>>15126524
he has no license and his autism won't allow him to rebel against the system on his cool new 90's bike which is radical.
>>
>>15126534
I don't think he knows his legalese, but che already has A1 and B, which means he can just go to the dmv on a monday and get his pink thingy

Then it's 6 months of free riding
>>
File: nu male moto guzzi.jpg (128 KB, 735x860) Image search: [Google]
nu male moto guzzi.jpg
128 KB, 735x860
Found the guy posting all the moto guzzis in these threads recently lol.
>>
>>15126553
Is that the new tumblr?
>>
>>15126553
That is a 20 year old man apparently.
Why doesnt it have a job?
and did it have a stroke?
Where is professor oak btw?
>>
File: RareSwaglord.jpg (103 KB, 604x453) Image search: [Google]
RareSwaglord.jpg
103 KB, 604x453
>>15126553
no m8
>>
>>15126325

Shivers run a bit expensive/over MSRP around here because the dealers that occasionally carry them are very small and they don't get many at a time. They end up carrying an 'exclusivity' tax

>>15126431

I'd love a cb650f but I don't think we actually got them in NA and I'd rather not convert a cbr650 to naked
>>
>>15126431
>650f a cute
no, it's like straddling a fat chick who can crawl really fast.
>>
>>15126621
so its like riding your mum?
>>
>>15126711
she is actually skinny, you 711 indian poo in loo.
>>
File: a little too tight.jpg (431 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
a little too tight.jpg
431 KB, 1920x1080
>>15126242
>and I know not to be a dumbass with the throttle

knowing ain't the same as doing.

Just like you can "know" all the survival reactions that are detrimental to riding but they will still affect you, or you can know something is a placebo and it'll still give the desired effect.

with that said, SV good.

I've ridden MT-07's / FZ-07's before so if you have any questions I can answer that too.

I would say between the two.

>MT-07 if you want to commute and do more "normal" riding, just dicking about, wheelies I suppose.
>SV if you want to hit up corners and maybe track days eventually
>>
>>15126731
mt-07 feels weird through corners, the seating position and even the design of the seat encourages you to sit straight up.

I wouldnt say its a good commuter either because fuck is the seat uncomfortable, being hungry skeletor after 200km or so your arse is red raw to the point where you want to stand up.
>>
>>15126544
>which means he can just go to the dmv on a monday and get his pink thingy
source?
I need to make the test before getting my A2 approved
>>
File: IMG-20160523-WA0022.jpg (263 KB, 1328x747) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160523-WA0022.jpg
263 KB, 1328x747
Crf cunt here. Someone from the guys I ride with cousin from DR crashed his motorcycle yesterday. I have a few pics. Can I post gore?
>>
File: IMG-20160523-WA0495.jpg (262 KB, 1200x1600) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160523-WA0495.jpg
262 KB, 1200x1600
>>15126985
>>
>>15126985
do ite

>>15126990
noice pants
>>
File: IMG-20160524-WA0008.jpg (285 KB, 1328x747) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160524-WA0008.jpg
285 KB, 1328x747
>>15126991
>>15126991

He got shrekd
>>
>>15126995
oh fug
>>
>>15126995
dooooood
dat underwear kek

will he keep his feet or did they completely fuck?
>>
File: IMG-20160524-WA0009.jpg (102 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160524-WA0009.jpg
102 KB, 540x960
>>15127002

Nah mate. At least I know my feet will be safe if I crash because he has the same boots as me.
>>
>>15126985
fuck me, that beautiful s1000. more of that?
>>
>>15127019
What the fuck!! how did he lose his leg? how did that happen
>>
File: ImLuvnIt.png (2 KB, 124x191) Image search: [Google]
ImLuvnIt.png
2 KB, 124x191
>>15127019
>>15126995
>>
>>15126990
>new juhrsay
absolutely disgusting, hope your friend's friend is ok
>>
>>15127019
is his arm seperated, or it it attached?
and did he lose both feet?
>>
>>15127032
>>15126995
nevermind
>>
File: IMG-20160524-WA0011.jpg (247 KB, 900x1600) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160524-WA0011.jpg
247 KB, 900x1600
>>15127033

No arm

>>15127035
Kek
>>
>>15127037
holy fucken shit
did he die
>>
>>15127037
oh fuck me. i guess he is dead. do you have more details? how did he die exactly? what happened? did he hit that car door? how did his family react man, poor guy
>>
>>15127037
At risk of being trolled, how did he lose both arm and leg without much blood loss?
>>
>>15127041
>piled all the bits in one heap
What do you think?
>>
>>15127050
could have been so that the emergency dudes could all dig it together better
>>
File: IMG-20160524-WA0013.jpg (108 KB, 899x1599) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20160524-WA0013.jpg
108 KB, 899x1599
>>15127046
I think they moved him out of the street

>>15127045
I'll ask a bit more
>>
>>15127037
>gear didn't save him

Can I have those boots?

>>15127046
Shock makes blood vessel in the limbs contract to direct your blood flow to your torso
>>
>>15127019
>proper riding boots will save your ankle
>>
>>15127078
well they did
>>
>>15126985
>>15126990
So some entitled faggot opened a door on him and now he is dead.
>>
>>15127082
yea but what fucking speed was he going at for him to loose and arm and a leg and fucking die too
>>
>>15127082

I think so. Some of these guys can't really speak good English but they said something like he was late to the meet and he was going way too fast on a shitty road and he said he took off like he hit a ramp.

>>15127091
Way too fast.
>>
>>15127096
even though he is at fault, why the fuck did the car driver open the door? it looks deliberate.
>>
Who is alphonse and what the fuck happened?
>>
>>15127091
But still, what type of fuck head does that? I hope that cunt lives the rest of his life in dread and guilt for knowing he killed that guy.
>>
>need to check my contact breaker
>don't have a multimeter

Fuck
>>
>>15127104
Americans
> hurr if I have to wait, you have to, too!
>>
R.I.Pieces Maycol
>>
File: teedus desktop.jpg (257 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
teedus desktop.jpg
257 KB, 1024x768
>>15126995
>>15126985
you guys didn't believe me before when I said the S1000RR is the new "gixxer"
>>
>>15126990
Did you lynch that cunt?
>>
>>15127117
what do you mean by that? that a lot of young guys buy it and crash it?
>>
>>15127080
kek, true.
>>
File: IMG-20151127-WA0055.jpg (164 KB, 1200x1600) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20151127-WA0055.jpg
164 KB, 1200x1600
>>15127120

I wasn't there. I don't know what happened because these guys speak piss poor English. This was a different crash where the kid went over a barrier on a 25mph curve. He's alive I think though.
>>
>>15126961
It's what i'm doing, as long as you've done the theory test you can get your pink slip and hoon around for 6 months max
>>
File: posting risk.jpg (151 KB, 538x666) Image search: [Google]
posting risk.jpg
151 KB, 538x666
>>15127129
so I have my A1 obviously
then I go to the DMV and say "nigga gimme dat pinky thingie so i can hoon on my A2 bike without having A2" ?
>>
>>15127131
Yes.
>>
File: motoped (4).jpg (4 MB, 4320x2432) Image search: [Google]
motoped (4).jpg
4 MB, 4320x2432
>>15127137
how is this pink thing called
and what country is you from
>>
>>15127131
RIP soulless ginger R1guy
>>
>>15127131
You need to get the T2112 module, 3 photos, your medico to tell them you don't do drugs, an oculist to tell them you're not blind and about 130€ to bribe the officer
>>
File: simpliTV-T2112-Box-292221.jpg (8 KB, 338x120) Image search: [Google]
simpliTV-T2112-Box-292221.jpg
8 KB, 338x120
>>15127141
>T2112 module
what the fugg :-DDD
>>
>>15127141
What about the free refugee to rape their mother.
>>
>>15127142
Here in Italy it's this one
https://www.google.it/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ilportaledellautomobilista.it/Moduli/app%3FnomePdf%3DTT2112%26service%3Ddownload&ved=0ahUKEwinpoy62fLMAhWKWhQKHfoNBdkQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNGp3mu2prroPZ-TWLaKxDzN2u3PIw&sig2=6y826hQWCA-Sl1T5pL-E3A

Look at some grman site for something similar
>>15127138
Here everybody calls it "foglio rosa", "pink paper"
>>
>>15127150
>tfw you show the police your pink bits
>>
>>15127150
What is wrong with your bike today?
>>
>>15127162
>Oi, shudup
She's gorgeous
>>
>>15127037
is thta mothrfckr wearing sweatpants while riding?!
>>
>>15127150
so wait
you never did your A2 test?
>>
>>15127142
>>15127138
I think it's called "lernfahrausweis" in naziland
>>
>>15127185
>lernfahrausweis
sounds pretty swiss 2bh
>>
>>15127193
It's the same shit jesus
>>
>>15127196
IT'S NOT
>>
NEW DATE GUISE
FIRST DATE FOR A2 IS NOW

SOMEWHERE MID- AUGUST!
>>
>>15127213
THAT'S STILL TOO LATE YOU FUCK
>>
>>15127217
I FOUND SOMETHING
IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE TO GO INTO THE DMV WITHOUT A DATE, BUT ONLY WHEN "SERIOUSLY IN NEED OF LICENSE"
DOES SEM COUNT AS A SERIOUS NEED?
>>
>>15127222
OF COURSE IT DOES
>>
>>15127227
DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD ACCEPT IT IF I TELL THEM HELLO PLS GIBE A2 NAO
>>
>>15127231
PROBABLY NOT, TRY ANYWAY
>>
>>15127231
SHIT ON THEIR DESK IF NOT YOU TOTALLY NEED TO GOT TO SEM IM NOT GOING BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT AND RATHER WOULD SPEND MONEY ON A PIECE OF SHIT BIKE THAN HAVE UNFORGETTABLE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN STYLE ANGRY HOMOSEX
>>
File: stab.jpg (190 KB, 1279x942) Image search: [Google]
stab.jpg
190 KB, 1279x942
>>15127234
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, SEND ME AWAY?
>>15127240
BUT I DO HAVE A BIKE I'M ONLY NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE MY TEST
>>
File: 1211940398841.jpg (108 KB, 600x720) Image search: [Google]
1211940398841.jpg
108 KB, 600x720
What bike is this
How do bikes work as a DD?
Do I ever have a chance of getting a bike license? What's the proper way to do it?
I'll never get it, I'll never learn to ride.
>>
>>15127251
PROBABLY? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
>>
>>15127252
Yamaha XJ 600 or something
good
yes
go to your msc and get a license
>>
>>15127252
Zephyr 750
Twist the go fast handle, vroom vroom
Maybe, go ask a driving school
not with that attitude
>>
>>15127213
I lost track, why so long till A2?
>>
>>15127270
DMV won't take requests without a date
next date for TÜV in DMV is in October
without TÜV no A2 test
>>
File: 20160523_152412.jpg (2 MB, 1835x3063) Image search: [Google]
20160523_152412.jpg
2 MB, 1835x3063
>>15126037
>a bit late but why not

From yesterday's moist adventure
>>
>>15127252
>What bike is this
Some older 80s 750cc+ baiku
>How do bikes work as a DD?
Get on bike, ride to wherever you need to go, do whatever you need to do, ride back.
>Do I ever have a chance of getting a bike license?
Yes
>What's the proper way to do it?
Take MSF course
Show up to DMV with waiver from said course
Pay $11 processing fee
Go to nearest dealership and buy twin turbo hayabusa
>I'll never get it, I'll never learn to ride.
If you're a retard with the hand-eye coordination of a 3 year old, then probably not.
>>
Rip in peace
>>
>>15127310
>>americans
>>
>>15127279
Have you called nearby driving schools or other tüv/ dekra/ gtü stations?
Can't imagine it would take that long
>>
>>15127310
/r/ing story
>>
File: IMG_0745s.jpg (1 MB, 1276x1701) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0745s.jpg
1 MB, 1276x1701
>>15127310
>washington plates
aw shit, when did this happen?

>>15127322
see
>>15126985
>>
>>15127322
scroll up
>>15127320
it's not a thhing with drivin shool or anything, but with the Führerscheinstelle
>>
File: 2016-04-02 15.21.12.jpg (2 MB, 2688x1520) Image search: [Google]
2016-04-02 15.21.12.jpg
2 MB, 2688x1520
>>15127318
>Murica ass fuck
>>
>>15127310
>>15127330
rather. where did this happen
>>
How do I clean leather and how do I get this weird stank out of my helmet
>>
>>15127333
Oh well, from my understanding I thought it's because of the tüv-inspectors won't give you an earlier appointment

>>15127362
Take out your helmets interior and wash it or use cleaning spray
>>
>>15127318
>>15127341

Dominican Republic I believe.
>>
>>15127368
well I can't get an earlier appointment with the TÜV because the Führerschein stelle doesn't give me an appointment tk hand jn the papers they need before August, so without the FSS looking at my papers I'm not allowed to get tested
>>
>>15127382
Why can't you just walk into the DMV in Germany?
>>
>>15127382
do you have to take your licence in your hometown?
>>
File: 1442183809578.jpg (1 MB, 1920x1280) Image search: [Google]
1442183809578.jpg
1 MB, 1920x1280
>death pics in /dbt/

I haven't even sipped my coffee yet and this is some rough shit already,
>>
>>15127426
And I'm about to meet up with my Vstrom buddy and go ride around some civil war battlefields.
Def a wee bit unnerving
>>
File: 1447091653305.jpg (106 KB, 482x643) Image search: [Google]
1447091653305.jpg
106 KB, 482x643
>>15127426
Whelp, keep posting girls and bikes then :)
>>
File: 1356938617286.jpg (51 KB, 351x440) Image search: [Google]
1356938617286.jpg
51 KB, 351x440
>>15127441
>def a wee bit unnerving

I see what you did there
>>
>>15127441
>>15127426
dont go supersanic speeds past slowed or stopped traffic at least then.
>>
File: 1445454952645.jpg (96 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
1445454952645.jpg
96 KB, 640x640
>>15127443
aiiiiight, but don't hate on my love for thick thighed beauties
>>
File: ktm lady.jpg (1 MB, 3456x5184) Image search: [Google]
ktm lady.jpg
1 MB, 3456x5184
>>15127452
>>
>>15127444
;)

>>15127448
I'm an old man on a cruiser, I doubt I'll be going very fast anon
>>
File: paddock girl.jpg (1 MB, 2336x3504) Image search: [Google]
paddock girl.jpg
1 MB, 2336x3504
>>15127458
>>
File: ejaculate conception.jpg (209 KB, 1200x1600) Image search: [Google]
ejaculate conception.jpg
209 KB, 1200x1600
>>15127462
>>
>>15127452
>don't hate on my love for thick thighed beauties
Who hates a girl with nice hams?
>>
>>15127452
>thick thighs

That's why I date grills who lift my dude
>>
>>15127475
>>
>>15127475
>Grom
2/10 would not bang elbow too pointy
>>
>>15127410
Not wr but yes, you have to
>>
File: 1448732715747.jpg (132 KB, 1080x1350) Image search: [Google]
1448732715747.jpg
132 KB, 1080x1350
>>15127483
I'd like to see what you find attractive, wilder
>>
>>15127491
He likes men
>>
File: kkk brings the lotion.jpg (202 KB, 694x544) Image search: [Google]
kkk brings the lotion.jpg
202 KB, 694x544
>>15127495
that's not all, apparently
>>
File: FB_IMG_1463383271303.jpg (145 KB, 1228x2048) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1463383271303.jpg
145 KB, 1228x2048
>>15127491
>obligatory
>>
>>15127491
That actually.
>That being said the quality of girls I fuck is way lower than what I want or date
>>
File: 1407617386025.png (3 MB, 1996x1319) Image search: [Google]
1407617386025.png
3 MB, 1996x1319
>riding to music makes me speed way too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m72ZPUyeTo

I've been pulled over and ticketed for 15 over listening to this
>>
>>15127310
what sort of speed was he going?
>>
>>15127458
I can't get over the stupid eyebrows
>>
>>15127544
If your licence plate ends up where your forks are supposed to be I would say way too fast
>>
File: Karl Urban in Dredd.gif (957 KB, 200x175) Image search: [Google]
Karl Urban in Dredd.gif
957 KB, 200x175
>>15127534
are you nigra? I speed on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrPbffXFhM
Yes I'm white
>>
Wonder how this thing ended up in my contact breaker case.
Under a condenser.
>>
>>15127534
>>15127571
>not speeding on the best band

https://youtu.be/VK9qfVQ4Z04
>>
>>15127580
>not breaking a bone in your hand
ohwait
>>
>>15127557
I dont like to speak ill of the dead but what a fucking idiot, this is why people motorbikes will never be seen as an efficient mode of transport in the west.
>>
>>15127544
Hihg
>>
>>15127576
At stop lights bees always come to investigate why my gloves are high viz yellow.
>>
>>15127585
Rude!
>>
>>15127576
Bees (and wasps even more) like the smell of bikes.
>>
>>15125810
who here makes dumb poses when passing through intersections?
my fav is to lay my head down on the tank and pretend im unconscious
>>
File: meme.jpg (102 KB, 528x836) Image search: [Google]
meme.jpg
102 KB, 528x836
>>15127310
>>15127544
>>15127590
>>
>>15127603
Needs some motion blur on the background
>>
>>15127602
When you have been riding for hours on end, you get wierd.
Singing in helmet. Laying on the tank doing the superman. Standing on the seat.
I rode the entire kancamagus pass in NH while standing up on the pegs, even passing slow riding harley bros while doing so. Kinda nice to really get some airflow that way...

And if you ride past kids playing? Gotta do a wheelie. It's the law.
>>
File: 82.png (271 KB, 434x424) Image search: [Google]
82.png
271 KB, 434x424
>>15127580
lol what the fuck is this, sounds like a bootleg rip off of nightwish combined with evanescence
>>
daily reminder that honda a shit
>>
>>15127620
Seems like construction guys always want a willy too
>>
>>15127617
I noticed kids care WAY more than women you ride a motorcycle, women only care if you have a nice moto jacket but a child will be like WOW MISTER WHAT BIKE IS THAT
>>
File: 1357445507012.gif (2 MB, 512x384) Image search: [Google]
1357445507012.gif
2 MB, 512x384
>>15127571
I mean I could ride to this. Fuck Gojira is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVvXB-Vwnco
>>
>>15127620
>not knowing Within Temptation
Shame on you

https://youtu.be/Dy6MpsDPKts
>>
File: motorbike.jpg (739 KB, 2448x2448) Image search: [Google]
motorbike.jpg
739 KB, 2448x2448
Is it worth keeping/converting a ex500 that I fucked up to a streetfighter or should I just sell for a 600cc?

basically im asking if a 500cc is worth the time
>>
>>15127633
how long have you had the 500?
>>
>>15127638
4 months with 4k miles
>>
>>15127643
Not sure, anon. What 600 are you looking at?
>>
>>15127082
>going 140mph+ on narrow city streets
>not NEO

your buddies cousin deserved what he got
>>
File: motard unnecessary.png (637 KB, 797x597) Image search: [Google]
motard unnecessary.png
637 KB, 797x597
>>15127633
Make the 500 rideable but don't bother cosmetically fixing anything then get a 600/750 when the right deal in the right condition for the right price comes along

Now your 500 is a mad max piece of shit you don't have to feel guilty about trying stuff like wheelies and other fun activities making you a better rider for that 600.
>>
>>15127648
any 600cc really, havent looked around yet
>>15127658
mechanically it rides but but goddamn is it ugly with half the fairing gone and duct tape holding the head light on
but you do have a point if I spend $$$ trying to make it a street fighter the moment I lay the bike down its money down the drain since I dont imagine street fighters fair well sliding across the pavement
>>
File: I tried.jpg (89 KB, 528x836) Image search: [Google]
I tried.jpg
89 KB, 528x836
>>15127614
>>
I have an hour and an half to fetch a package
I have no idea what's inside and i'really tired
>0-5 package 6-9 sleep
>>
>>15127698
did you order it urself?
>>
>>15127701
It's either a Twingo plushie, google VR thingy or insurance summoning me to court
>>
>>15127718
>or insurance summoning me to court
I would say go get it
>>
>>15127733
But i haven't paid
>>
>>15127571
>>15127534
Same https://youtu.be/ngH0fkiNo-g?t=23s
>>
>>15127738
Even more reasons. Get your life straight!
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiQcTQoBeXk
Fuck this video makes me want to become the best racer in my local area
>>
>>15127747
Skip to halfway to avoid the shitty intro
>>
>>15127747
>>15127750
but the second half is shit too, watch dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRWp9rhfS_0
only have to ignore the screaming bitch at the beginning for a couple of seconds
>>
>>15127746
I didn't pay the Twingo
And i told insurance i was innocent
>>
File: 1409094346592.jpg (112 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]
1409094346592.jpg
112 KB, 500x375
>>15127763
Man I remember before I had my license I watched lockk9 videos all day to hype me up for the exam and riding in general. Shit was cash, still some of the best edited IoM footage there is.
>>
>>15127779
maybe they send you a bill
>>
File: best.jpg (63 KB, 845x473) Image search: [Google]
best.jpg
63 KB, 845x473
>>15127763
watch dis timestamp. Best bit of the entire thing
>>
>>15127763
I swear they are all suicidal.
>>
>>15127576
Welp i fixed it.

Until it breaks again.
>>
>>15127799
They're just trying to outrun G. Reaper.
>>
File: foggy.jpg (33 KB, 570x408) Image search: [Google]
foggy.jpg
33 KB, 570x408
>>15127763
>IOM TT snowflakes

always IOM, never any other road race and they can never name the last 5 winners of whatever category without googling it first anyway lmao

I'm not saying IOM and road racing in general isn't great but so is track racing and you guys who try and appear to be harder through association because you "only watch IOM not like those motoGP pussies" (even though you likely really don't, you just watch these youtube videos and saw TT3d once) are fucking annoying to say the least.
>>
File: AM.jpg (174 KB, 523x720) Image search: [Google]
AM.jpg
174 KB, 523x720
>>15127814
>>
File: implying.gif (3 MB, 300x167) Image search: [Google]
implying.gif
3 MB, 300x167
>>15127814
>bla bla bla you don't like what I like
[assumptions intensify]
>>
since i'm watching the recordings of my first ever ride right now:

>first riding lesson
>24°C, sunny, all air vents on gear open
>2:15h trip, about 150km around town and country
>come home, drink a whole bottle of water, fall into bed tired as fuck

is riding this exhausting all the time or was it because i really had to concentrate on how to operate the bike?
>>
>>15127814
Post them then
>>
>>15127829
Used to sweat buckets taking lessons in 20°C weather, now its okay.
>>
>>15127829
It gets less exhausting, but riding a car stays easier
>>
>>15127829
>because i really had to concentrate on how to operate the bike?
Partially.
You probably were dehydrated.
>>
File: foggy legend.jpg (132 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [Google]
foggy legend.jpg
132 KB, 768x1024
>>15127828
>you don't like what I like

actually I don't mind that, I just mind other people pretending to like something more than they really do (casual interest really) for the cachet.

I chose a pic of carl fogarty for a pretty good reason, these guys respect both forms of racing, heaps compete in both (or transitioned from one to the other).

It's only in the minds of retarded observers who are trying to gain something by association is one shit and "full of pussies" and one great.
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 80

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.