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old: >>66426259
fucking pussy poser
who /deathcore/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rWJVWHdXQ
>>66434089
'sup my dude
https://angelmaker.bandcamp.com/album/dissentient
ey macarena
>>66434089
>>66434123
>>66434089
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybWBkjy0EW0
>>66434132
AAAAIII
MACARENA
>>66434162
Turkey is experiencing a military coup and possibly civil war
What is some Metal for these feels
>>66434024
post yours faggot
>>66434188
>>66434189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epO6bxMoSfY
the riffs on this album are top tier but the vocals are so goddamn bad
>>66434197
Just you wait you fucking faggot
Black metal sucks
Is the Sims 2 /metal/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd4qr-KYx-M
I agree
>>66434248
Frog croaks are GOAT kid
me too
>>66434263
FALSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_--UqA7IWtA
>>66434265
>tfw 1:30 to 2:15
>>66434197
get FUKKED
>>66434304
t. blackie poseur
I still wanna slam Macarena all up her everybodilywhere
>>66434248
no polyrhythms
no i bet you can't play this parts
no big dick grooves
not djent
>>66434322
Not him, but god dam that's a big ass list. By the way, is Giant Squid considered metal?
>>66434322
>not FLAC
lol found the pleb
>tfw rutracker is down for maintenance
well metal i thought 2016 was going to be shit because nothing good really came out but check it new red fang coming out this year apparently shits gonna fucking smash your guts wide open im calling my bet on this being the metal AOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQ2dSFh4H4
>>66434322
You fucked up on your shit, faggot
M's through U's repeat
>>66434407
>stoner rock
"no"
>>66434415
DEBUNKED
>>66434322
Damn that's nice
Anything like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w_58CQWHFQ
thoughts?
>>66434415
fuck my life
>>66434387
Giant Squid is non-meme post-metal with a bit of doom
>>66433914 (You)
>not having a folder for each band
>all lower case
>shit bands
i thought someone might ask about this.
ever since metallica sold out i decided it's better to follow decades, genres, and albums instead of bands. most good metal bands put out 1-4 good albums, then they change styles or personnel or disband. for some reason this hits thrash metal hardest, and i have no idea why.
also organizing my music by genre-subgenre-decade-album lets me make instant playlists across operating systems and/or media players. if i'm in the mood for 80s thrash, i have easy access. if i want black metal from the 00s--done and done.
Ok I was bored and I've made a new /metal/core chart, what should be added?
is last.fm still shit? i kinda feel like scrobbling but i feel like it's autistic and the beta was really bad
>>66434503
Thanks, I was thinking that it was post-metal but I didn't want to look like a faggot.
>>66434503
>Giant Squid is non-meme
impossible, they're from Sacramento, the place third only to New York and San Fran for meme bands
>Chelsea Wolfe
>Death Grips
>Deftones
>Lee fucking Greenwood
>>66434553
How come no other general can make so many new dank memes at as fast rate as this one?
>>66434553
no sunbather?
no far beyond driven?
>>66434553
you missed agent 0
>>66434575
our memes aren't actually dank
>>66434575
the memes here are even less funny than /mu/ memes and that's saying something
>>66434553
phantom excaliver (METARR IS MY RIFE meme man)
agent 0
>>66434602
>>66434617
/metal/ memes were only funny throughout 2013 and early 2015 before we branched out and attracted the /v/ and /pol/ crowd to be honest with you family
>>66434553
Eh, I'll bite
>Add
BTBAM - Colors
Black Sabbath - Master of Rrealilty
Sleep - Holy Mountain
Slayer - Reign in Blood
>Remove
DT - The Astonishing (they have way better albums)
>>66434322
>no monuments
Its like he hates big dick grooves
>>66434636
you mean the /a/ crowd
>>66434617
t. blackie
>>66434636
these memes are more /a/ and /s4s/ than /v/
>>66434642
>DT - The Astonishing (they have way better albums)
But are any of their albums as memetastic?
wasn't /metal/ always full of /a/ weebshit? especially with the post-ironic our boy husbando circlejerk a year or two back and the shitty decade old BSC memes?
only good meme is ......satan but that's not a /metal/ meme afaik
>>66434322
>Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel
>Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade
>Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains
>Les Claypool's Duo de Twang
>>66434682
Definitely not.
>>66432700
:^)
>>66434692
old /metal/ weeb memes were funny when they weren't about spamming goregrind and slam with anime girls
>>66434715
>VARG-KUN IS MY HUSBANDO XD
>MIRAI X EURONYMOUS BEST SHIP
>funny
>>66434728
woah back the fuck off mate
>>66434248
Obscure Verses for the Multiverse has even better riffs
>>66434728
>insulting Our Boys
You just invoked the wrath of True TEXAS style upon your skinny ass.
>>66434553
We have to go memer
>>66434553
needs funk carioca and vaportrap
>>66434810
those aren't memes. those are just eccentricities. and so are you. kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFawNgN7h8
reposting this because it absolutely makes me lose my shit
>>66434847
i am most certainly a meme my friend
>>66434899
how do i become a living meme and by definition avoid physical death?
>>66434937
you're already a meme in my opinion tripfriend
>>66434937
>implying you'll pass your memes or genes down
219
>>66435037
>mfw I type the captcha in the reply box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0OwQlZJZPk
If Iron Maiden was a product of the 80's thrash scene
>>66435058
it happens to me too lol
lol
>>66435096
Easily one of the siqqest album covers
What's wrong with a slav in his mid 20s pretending to be a girl on the internet?
>>66435185
it's like a late 90s DOS game
>>66435212
>Slav
>pretending to be a girl
>on the internet
that's 3 things wrong with it already
>>66435212
>not pretending to be a girl on mfc and making $500 a day
step it up lad
http://www.ocweekly.com/music/goodbye-phil-anselmo-from-a-black-former-fan-6940511
>>66434858
at one point with those highschool kids that guy was playing the wrathchild riff (also wearing a killers t-shirt). Mad respect.
Post what are you listening to right now!
>>66434858
>Death
>Obituary
>Massacre
>Morbid Angel
>if you think the bands names say it all, their guttural lyrics say even more
>*plays Malevolent Creation*
Lich King sucks
>tired of mudslimes destroying your culture and stealing your women
Metal for this feel
>>66434493
motherfucker, it is never coming ou--
>it's actually out
holy shit, why did I have to find this out right before I go to sleep
>>66435664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05UrHhlwu5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3OP-dgNspo
>>66435664
>Tired of innocent black lives being taken by pig police officers
Metal for this feel?
>>66435711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8gUhDd6WE
>>66435711
>Tired of dindus chimping out shitting up our country
Metal for this feel?
>>66435771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0
>>66435771
>Tired of whitey fucking their cousins and oppressing black people
Metal for this feel?
>>66435809
any black metal
>>66434089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXuq5-638g
I am beyond excited for this record
>mfw there are no extreme metal groups consisting of solely black people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:African-American_heavy_metal_musical_groups
>>66435809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCWbzKrKeI
>>66435823
but that song is garbage
>>66434858
>Swaying to Metallica's beat
kek'd
>>66435845
>African-American
What if there are extreme metal bands in Africa?
where da $lamz at?
>tired of capitalism and the state
metal for this feel?
>>66435867
meant to say african american, not black
>>66435888
Go away dmshareguy
>>66435888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1_i-5FU2E
>>66435888
go away cuck
Any right-wing metal that isn't NSBM?
>>66435920
Burzum
>>66435920
>nazis
>right-wing
>tired of shitposting in /metal/ but I still do it anyways
metal for this feel?
>>66435965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
>SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
>SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
metal for this feel?
Also, it's been an honor shitposting lads
>tired of nu-male millennial cucks
Metal for this feel?
>>66436084
idk
>>66436084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfU8mFjLEJo
>>66435965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
>>66436084
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TslFFmxe7SQ
>>66436148
>m
GTFO phone poster
AY
WHERE DA $LAM AT
>>66436223
>GTFO phone poster
POST FUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5eRjcbN6pI
>>66436287
SLAMMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>66436392
NO FUN
NO MOSH
NO CORE
NO TRENDS
>you have been temporally blocked from posting on /mu/ for blah blah blah
Jig's up lads, see you in 3 days
>>66436604
if you're blocked how did you post this
>>66434089
>>66434123
>>66434163
>>66434188
>>66434189
>>66436451
why do you guys have such shit taste in metal?
>>66436658
????
>>66436721
What are you, dumb?
>>66436658
Who are you quoting?
>>66434043
what is the manhunt of metal?
>>66436871
what metal albums are banned in australia?
>>66436931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqgH04h-pM
>>66436668
metal is shit
>>66434162
>>66434188
>>66434216
name of website that does this?
>>66436871
cannibal corpse
>>66437078
bottom left corner
>>66437097
You're more retarded than him
>>66436084
M8l8th
>>66436604
did everybody finally get banned for mass shitposting
>>66437387
rip
>>66435888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2IOGThDGVo
>hey what should we name our band
>one sec man my cat jumped on my keyboard
>perfect!
>>66437675
>>>/reddit/
>>66437675
What the fuck am I supposed to be reading?
>>66437719
Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum
>>66437675
>hear about these guys for the first time
>"huh, with names like that maybe this'll be some interesting shit"
>it's generic brutal/tech death
Fuck this tryhard band.
>>66437675
>slavs having cats
>not eating them because they're poor
>not generally being autistic around pussy
>>66437733
wew I thought you were shitposting but it's real
>>66434089
the merging of death metal and hardcore could have been so much better
>>66437733
>mfw google translate can't translate the song titles
>>66434089
>tfw new Whitechapel was a total letdown
>>66436668
because why not?
>tfw your gf is /pol/ but you aren't
metal for this feel?
>>66438017
Gojira
>>66434089
https://youtu.be/0SxT8GaiYDc
Literally the only good Deathcore band
>>66438163
>core
>good
sometimes I forget I'm not in my metallum safe space
>>66438163
>Infant Annihilator
>good
How's 8th grade treating you?
>>66438202
>implying one shitty website is any safer than the other shitty website
>>66438225
>not immediately sucking Aaron Kitcher's dick
What is your alternative?
>>66438301
How about an actually good drummer?
>>66438353
>In denial that a Deathcore band can have a good drummer
>inb4 muh triggers
>>66438436
I'm not denying a deathcore band can have a good drummer.
I'm saying Aaron Kitcher is not a good drummer.
>>66438466
Then back up your point, faggot, you're just repeating yourself.
>>66438483
Well what the fuck do you want me to say?
>heavily edited drums
>can play fast but lacks rhythm most of the time
And yes, I will say
>muh triggers
>>66437840
>>it's generic brutal/tech death
Oh look, another clueless /mu/hard stumbled into the metal thread.
>>66438572
That's literally what it fucking is you deaf moron.
>>66438577
and that is bad why?
>>66438602
who are you quoting
>>66438620
thread title is "musicians you could beat up in a fight"
I'm afraid I couldn't even beat St. Vincent up.
Fred Durst could probably kick my ass
solos or riffs?
This movie is on Netflix. Anyone else see it? I thought it was okay. Every aspect of the film was average, and the story was kinda awkward, but it was done with enough energy and excitement that it passed the time well.
what's the best fagalloch record?
>>66440174
Faustian Echoes
>>66434089
>mfw I started the deathcore meme
>>66440296
kys yourself
>>66434089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VbBuXJmg1s
Proggy tech DC is best DC
Underrated nu-metal bands?
40 Below Summer, Ill Nino and especially Nothingface are great
>dead general
>deathcore
>nu-metal
I'm out
>>66440535
Nu metal is cool and acceptable now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YANGB9KqYo
why is PL so fucking top tier
>>66440530
all nu metal bands are correctly rated as shit.
>>66440174
The White
https://soundcloud.com/irrational-band/sets/irrsal
Irrational from germany
Name a comfier /metal/ album.
>>66440692
objectively wrong see Deftones and SOAD
>>66440753
>>66440174
White.
Show me some counterpoint metal riffs
Oh shit!
It's the SLAM POLICE!
Quick, post your SLAMZ and hope none of them are illegal or you'll be in deep trouble!
>>>/pol/81291535
Let's show this /pol/ how tolerant metal really is
>>66434123
I liked that album but i though we were talking about metal and i guess deathcore it's not metal.
>>66440930
>/pol/
nah
>>66440927
Tokyo Gore Police is slam as fuck dude bro
>>66440753
no one would describe this album as being part of metal music
>>66440975
that guy didn't call it metal
>tfw you just saw Dragged Into Sunlight and they are as good as everyone hype them up to be
Go fucking see them guys!
>>66440992
i can make non-sequitor statements and quote people if i want to
>>66441001
do it faggot
>>66441024
i would like to get a blowjob from kristen stewart whilst listening to pantera
Why is Doro so cute, bros?
>>66441038
>not Monica Bellucci whilst listening to Rhapsody
>>66441055
that's Luca Turilli's Monica Bellucci of Fire m8 do you wanna get sued for copyright
>>66441064
Is there anyone in all of metal more autistic and smug than Luca Turilli?
>>66441097
Is this angry metalheads being fagots or just /mu/core fagots memeing it up?
>>66441097
>CBS bought that shit for $280M
>>66441092
HHH
>>66441097
>serial prostitutes with fake dildos to scare little kids
>>66441097
usbm is an anagram of bums, hahaha!
>growing out of tech death and into djent
>>66441097
>as awesome as having testicles in your face when you wake up
So the gayer you are, the more you like Deafheaven?
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>66441097
>melodic dildocore
>>66441176
shit
for
shit
>>66441183
as opposed to rhythmic dildocore, which would be Kel Valhaal
>>66441177
or maybe if you're a girl
one day i hope i have a girlfriend and she will like to kiss my balls
>>66441151
>>66441183
>>66441195
>>66441204
Then find one who's into deafheaven, can't be too hard, and then you're set.
confess, how many of you ever used dildos irl?
>>66441214
maybe eventually when i start leaving the house again
>tfw you actually like CoF
Am i poser, /meal/?
>>66441204
>after 5 minutes of sensual, sloppy passionate dick sucking, she slowly backs off the tip leaving behind a dripping, slobbery mess; starts stroking your cock and kissing your balls
I wholeheartedly recommend it senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3jHz8poqvI&index=3&list=PLWmRVyb5B8g-kTP7GPkG4O5iXtBIFLTjc
Why does /meal/ hates sludge metal again?
>>66441243
boring
>>66434493
>just download it
>first track opens with generic medium-fast paced atmoblack with no chilling synths
IT'S FUCKED
WHY
>>66441243
it doesn't get to the point
I LIKE A BAD BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
>>66441235
that was great
BAD MOTHERFUCKER
>>66441097
its funny cos its true
>>66441234
not anymore
nowadays, posers don't listen to CoF
>>66441243
real sludge like buzzoven and eyehategod is good, atmo-sludge is not.
>>66441289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzsjeISEBu0
This is taking my glam shitposting to a whole new level
>>66441275
>tfw that drummer is being paid and gets to go gigging just to hit the snare every 4th note and make the bass drum follow the chugs
>>66441275
how come the sjw's didn't descend upon them for saying nigga?
>>66441325
Glam is legit good, why are you rambling about shitposts?
>>66441346
Are you new here lad?
I have to counter shitposts when fags tell me I should fuck my milf mother for listening to glam
>>66441275
>>66441343
Let's make it happen, let's get those insensitive fucks for appropriating black culture
Wait so is Dragged Into Sunlight actually good or are you guys just memeing?
Don't even know what to listen to anymore. Throw me a cool album or something to listen two since it's 5:30 am and I decided to skip sleep tonight. Just listened to pic related and it was shit.
>>66441385
I think their pretty decent with Hatred for Mankind. They have a decent / standout sound.
>>66441385
Hatred for Mankind is legit great.
Can we all agree that doom is a pretty shitty genre?
>>66441410
(You)
@66441410
Can we all agree that you have shit taste?
>>66441410
Not shitty, but really lacks any variety or standout stuff. All sounds the same minus around 10 albums or so.
>>66441410
There's quite a bit of shit in it, but it produces some fucking great stuff from time to time.
>>66441410
Your post literally made me listen to Nightfall
Fuck you
Or should I say thank you, faggot
