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dissoshit edition
old >>66328769
>>66334338
POSEUR
>>66334338
>>66334390
VNTRVE
>>66334338
FALSE
>>66334338
DON'T ENTRY
Still wishing I could talk about Vektor without getting memed
>>66334473
I can set you up with my wife's son if you want, I heard he loves that album
>>66334473
this is unironically an album
>>66334514
it sure is
>>66334514
>>66334492
Case and point
>>66334613
in point
>>66334613
I think you meant "case in point"
>>66334613
Do you mean "case in point"?
>>66334690
I did. the memeing of Terminal Redux is saddening nonetheless
>>66334655
>>66334690
>>66334731
For all intensive purpose, I could care less about using regardless, irregardless vice-a versa but supposably that's a whole nother problematic conversate
>>66334613
Case in point.
>>66334761
jesus christ, is that you, dad?
How does this make you feel, /metal/?
>hey metal guys, that scene shit isn't REAL emo/screamo
>listen to THIS
>proceeds to post gay shit that no self-respecting man in his 40s would listen to without feeling deep embarrassment
>>66334473
Alright, let's talk. Here are my problems with Vektor:
They spelled vector with a k to be all 80s retro edgy but vector is spelled that way in my language so it just looks stupid
Their logo is too much like Voivod's
They changed their logo
The singer's 80s poodle hair is ridiculous
All their album titles have the format "adjective noun"
not feeling it desu, feels so mediocre and bland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeD0OoQwaXw
>>66334802
>in his 40s
old men have shit taste anyway
emo is tite
>>66334805
My problem is their music is boring.
Do you liek metuls?
FUCC
>>66334861
yaaass
>>66334854
I haven't listened to their music so I can only comment on the aesthetics
>>66334843
Well yeah duh
have you been taking memes seriously again
>>66334805
None of these reason have anything to do with the quality of their music.
>caring about the vocalists hair
I mean shit it's almost as if you're just searching for reasons not to like them.
>>66334761
When making a new thread, it's first come first serve. But without further adieu, I just want to say that guitarists are a diamond dozen.
>>66334800
>there are people ITT right now who don't listen to deathcore
>>66334921
>None of these reason have anything to do with the quality of their music.
correct
cf.
>>66334885
>>66334867
IS THERE
slam
>>66334992
careful, you'll go to jail for that shit
Explain sludge, I really don't get it, it's so boring
>>66335021
Seems like you understand it fine
>>66335005
fuck da bolis
$lam or scram
>>66335021
it's an interesting genre, but nobody can blame you for saying it's boring. most of it is boring. it's a fairly new genre, so maybe someone will come along and make it interesting. for now, the best you can do is mastodon i guess. i'd hate to recommend baroness tbqh senpai.
>>66334942
I listen to Chelsea Grin and Whitechapel alot, does that count?
>>66334955
Well then you're just another dipshit that makes assumptions based on aesthetics.
If you would take the time to listen the actual album and look into the lyrics at least a little bit I would value your opinion. I'm not saying it's musical perfection, nor am I a hardcore fanboy by any means, but everyone above the age of fucking 17 knows that disregarding music even though you have no idea if you'd actually enjoy it or not simply because you don't like the vocalists hair or what have you, is completely ass-backwards.
>>66335060
Thats deathcore witch is metal
>>66335132
He didn't make any assumptions. He saw only the aesthetics and judged those aesthetics. He made no comment on the music.
In future please read things carefully before posting.
legit 10/10 album
>>66335186
To me the implication was that he has chosen not to listen to it because the aesthetics have him preconceived notions.
>>66335247
He didn't say anything about that.
Sounds like you're the one making assumptions, not him.
>>66335188
>>66335263
Holy shit, I'm not saying he directly said that. I'm saying the general tone of his posts made it seem like that's what he meant. All I'm trying to do is urge him to actually listen to it if that happens to be the case.
>>66335374
And I'm saying that you've got no reason to assume that from what he's posting. It's almost like you had preconceived notions of some sort.
>>66335374
guess school's out, everyone.
>>66334942
Right? It bottles my mind.
>>66335463
DAD GET OFF 4CHAN.
>>66335406
I feel like you're just baiting at this point. If you're not understanding what I'm saying there's something wrong with your brain.
>>66335410
>summer meme
kys
This was weird, but I kinda liked it
>>66335522
How come metalfags are so immature and edgy?
>>66335522
I'm understanding you perfectly. You think he was implying something. I'm saying there's nothing he's written that suggests what you think he's implying, and your reaction is unwarranted. Are you understanding me?
>>66335533
haha.
(((Quasi Hallucinogenic Sonic Landscapes)))
>>66335533
Yeah that was a pretty good album. The follow up was good but I didn't like it as much.
>>66335582
>>66335533
I kinda like your quadruple dubs
>>66335610
Are you upset? You seem upset.
>>66335533
quasi-hallucinogenic digits
>>66335634
>>66334988
>tfw ashamed of the racists i used to call brothers
>>66335659
I'm getting the idea that you are upset?
satan trips coming up.
FUCK we missed satan trips.
>>66335533
Dubs
Look at my satan trips
>>66335533
wow quad dubs that's insane
T I M E
T O
S E E
B E L I E V E
T H I S
I N
M E
THE
P A I N
T H A T
I
F E E L
D E E P
I N S I D E
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
BORN
TO
BLEED
FIGHTING
TO
SUCCEED
BUILT
TO
ENDURE
WHAT
THIS
WORLD
THROWS
AT
ME
Is this metal or rock? Kinda new to the genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWIRzDE1XcM
>>66336032
it's metal, but it's gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lDPj8AFnQ
most based metal-chanel on youtube
>>66334843
all of the following albums are much better, I don't get the hype for this either
https://youtu.be/pOdhTwaOsM0
ok didnt see that one
>when ure autistic brother and bandmembers go on drug spree and you go record them
>>66336086
didn't he reviewed Ad Nauseam and Encenathrakh last year ? based t b h
>>66336056
What is considered heterosexual metal?
>>66336086
I fucking hate when he stutters or pauses awkwardly. He's a decent reviewer otherwise but it really annoys me when he does that shit.
>>66336086
>not rageaholic
>>66336116
yeah, he recs good shit
and his channel dont got those typical "The problem with metalheads" videos
cant fucking stand those
>>66336122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MJk_9WyRZo
Song is unironically great though
im going to wacken, are any of the bands good?
http://www.wacken.com/de/bands/bands-billing/
>>66336086
Pretty sure he browse /metal/
>>66336265
1349, Aura noir, Blind Guardian, Blue Oyster Cult, Clutch, Ihsahn, Immolation, Iron maiden, Loudness, Symphony X, Testament
Everything else should be holocausted desu
God damn Nails is such a good band, I love this album.
>>66335818
bretty gud
timeless is the shit
>>66336343
thxbby
i hope none of these are deathcore or some shit
>>66336432
Eskimo Callboy Is A parody of scenecore, They're not fun they're just terrible
IM GOING IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP_pH6CBZYg
>>66336816
Industrial metal is a one big meme, there was never a good industrial metal band, ever
>>66336343
everything but blind guardian should be dumpstered to be honest
>>66336865
including you
>>66336847
correct. the best industrial metal bands are the ones that are not industrial metal bands.
>>66336865
i tried 9mm because i like to entertain the idea that i have an open mind, but then i realized having an open mind is so, so foolish.
>>66336345
Abandon All Life is better
>>66336345
riffless garbage
>>66337013
>riffless
You didn't even listen to the album did you
>>66337039
Basic bitch riffs aren't riffs, it's as bad as deathcore
>>66337058
Nice moving goalposts fag, you're opinions are discarded in full.
>riffs
>>66337069
The only goalpost here is my dick in your wife's ass
>>66337058
You can't be fucking serious right now
>>66337101
because nails has good riffs right?
>>66337092
Don't be too rough on her, she just got pounded by at least 3 niggers, 2 of which I'm sure had AIDS (hope you didn't forget the condom lol!)
>>66337138
I said my dick is already in your wife, nice goalposts moving fag
>>66337197
Thought the only goalposts here were your dick in my wife's ass? How have I moved those?
>>66337234
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
>>66337258
OOGA!
>>66335058
the
>sludge started with mastodon
meme is legitimately triggering me
why is mayhem considered one of the best 2nd wave black metal bands if they only have one album worth listening to? (not counting the live album with dead)
>>66337367
chimera is better than dmds
EEGH EEGH EEEEEEEEEEEEEGH REEEEEEEE
>>66337367
Deathcrush was in 1987
>>66337393
Deathcrush is a meme
>>66337367
immortal, enslaved, darkthrone, emperor and all the other bands started to play black metal because of mayhem
>>66337393
yeah but theyre more often lumped in with darkthrone and burzum than bathory and celtic frost
>>66337452
how is celtic frost bm?
>>66337464
he prolly meant hellhammer
>>66337478
how is hellhammer bm?
>>66337489
he prolly meant tom g. warrior's unreleased recordings
>>66337522
how are tom g. warrior's unreleased recordings bm?
>>66335021
You have to use mind altering substances to understand it. (so you need to be a degenerate)
opinion on Behemoth?
Hellhammer > Celtic Frost
>>66337638
The Satanist was fucking awful.
>>66337638
the satanist is a masterpiece. one of the darkest pieces of music ever released.
>tfw last thread had comfy djentposting and now we are back to shit
>>66337648
Celtic Hammer > Hell Frost
>>66336343
But that's their worst album and considering how they're all like "our music is lean and has none of the bullshit" it's padded as fuck.
memes aside tom g warrior never wrote a black metal track
>>66337678
but Djent is shitter than shitposting
>>66337702
hey stefan recommend me some natsoc pagan black metal you right wing nationalist jew motherfuck jk i love you
>>66337714
nah, i take shit taste over shit posts
>>66337680
Celtic Hell>Frosthammer
>>66337728
>socialist
I ought to crack your skull with a rusty chain
>>66337821
Heltic Host > Cellframmer
>>66337349
oh i just meant that mastodon's your best bet if you want to listen to sludge. like, they have some really good sludge albums is all i'm saying.
>>66337638
i think the satanist is a good babby's first black metal album desu senpai.
otherwise, they're generally a band that plays too fast for their own good. if their riffs were simpler their music would be more digestible. i think they're trying too hard, in other words.
aesthetically speaking, though, they're one of the best bands out there.
>>66338202
there was never a band that played too fast
>>66335021
you at least need to be sad, pathetic and/or depressed to understand it
t. sad and pathetic
>>66338202
there was never a band that tried too hard
>>66338202
You wouldn't know fast if it hit you in the face, now this is a grade A pleb post
>>66338202
aren't they like mid tempo on every single song
>>66338136
the
>mastodon is sludge
meme is legitimately triggering me
>>66338202
>good babby's first black metal album desu senpai
>plays too fast for their own good
>their music would be more digestible
>aesthetically speaking, though, they're one of the best bands out there.
what x4
>>66338202
Going too fast is literally impossible
>>66338136
Neurosis would still be a much better entry point, or Eyehategod maybe for the more hardcore inspired Sludge
Mastodon are cool, but I'd say their sound more has roots in sludge, as opposed to being full on sludge metal
>>66336098
what the fuck
>>66338202
how can they play too fast if this is still too slow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQxXHaxf1k8
>>66337638
The Satanist was pretty good
>>66338463
I still have to listen to this at 1.25 speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVsuFQnAHmo
>>66338618
Mechanix is better than four horsemen solely because it's faster, and because of the rad riff at the start too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5mMjlPn0Jg
tfw backlog keeps getting bigger
>>66338490
neurosis is atmoshit.
>>66338709
tfw i had to kill my darlings to make my backlog manageable.
>>66338668
>tfw want to play along with guitar and headbang at the same time but headphones keep falling off
>>66338901
So don't use headphones?
On second thought, killing yourself might be a better option.
what have you been blasting lately lads
>>66338975
iron maiden at 1.5 speed is thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NYiOHGapRk
judas priest at half speed is doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aQgmFXRYI
>>66338975
>listening to album
>it's pretty good
>halfway through is an ambient interlude which contains 3 minutes of high-pitched feedback screeching so loud it's physically painful to listen to
>>66339066
It's like you're just now realizing how tempo and speed work in metal genres.
>>66337678
>djent
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66339092
what album?
>>66338975
Same ol'
>>66339113
chug along bro
its fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_8u0jT9AA
>>66339136
K I L L
Y
O
U
R
S
E
L
F
>>66339116
Nivathe - Enveloped in a Diseased Abyss.
Fucked-up sounding blackened doom.
The short ambient track with the screeching is called "Decay" but it's not on Youtube or I'd link it (I think the other three songs are though)
lamb of god at half speed is slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkzK2jubKeA
>>66339191
hey this track isn't that bad, I thought LoG were a meme?
>>66339237
nah, they're ok
>>66339237
well, they are, but they have a few songs i like. i thought as the palaces burn was okay. it even has a chris poland guest appearance. and it's produced by hevy devy. can't go wrong there. except half the album is meh.
also try sacrament if you're curious.
SEE WHO GIVES A...
>>66339148
checkity chug yourself before you wreck yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1hVpe-zedQ
>>66339282
fart
how do I into gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY
where were you when you realized come to the sabbath at double speed is the secret best thrash song you've never heard?
>>66339341
just noticed intro is the same as the chorus in mechanix/the hourseman
>>66337638
The Satanist got me into metal beyond thrash, so they certainly have a place in my heart.
Blow your Trumpets Gabriel is probably the best music video I've seen for a metal song.
>>66339341
You are a boring person.
>>66339327
ask the guys over at /kpg/
they know how to be smooth with the ladies
>>66339361
holy fucking shit you're right
>>66339297
>>66339297
chuggity chug yourgelf before you unplug yourgelf.
Thoughts on P.H.O.B.O.S.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThdGxvQxCKQ
>>66339497
P.H.O.B.O.S. is the atmosphere Godflesh was trying for but couldn't be heavy enough to accomplish
it's great stuff
>>66339497
It's atmoshit
https://youtu.be/ZWqBm28ZKeE?t=221
if you play this part of evil by mercyful fate at double speed strid, did you know mercyful fate invented blastbeats?
>>66339528
Oh hey are you that guy who was complaining Godflesh wasn't heavy enough
There's cosplay of mustaine kek
https://500px.com/photo/62872741/young-dave-mustaine-by-antti-karppinen
>>66339539
That's not really how that works.
>>66339585
>>66338975
+ my favourite Cobalt album
>>66339123
+ Porcupine Tree, Decapitated
I haven't even filled a 3x3 yet, senpaitachi
Please give me one more day
>there are people here that like pic related
So a qt3.14 I know invited me to this and I'm trying to get some. Should I go?
>>66339699
not liking THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V4AscLidWg
>>66339717
>lose virginity
>lose dignity
You can never get either back. Is it worth it?
>>66339717
Yes.
>>66339739
That's from another album, you mong
>>66339747
you can lie about both.
>>66339747
I mean, Despised Icon is actually pretty good.
>>66339717
Tbh Suicide silence, whitechapel and despised icon have some good songs, but I seriously can't imagine just how bad the people at the concert will be, It's probably like a mix of edgy pre-buscent emos and wiggers
>>66339848
>pre-buscent
>>66339848
>pre-buscent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlutsC3f-7Y
take a walk with me, just chug along
>>66339848
>pre-buscent
wot m8
god tier metal songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToG-BeGMfDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AVRCQBc59w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EQlIzPowM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn55oxf6gCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLOa592jgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjvyMBeqUE
>>66339848
>pre-buscent
>>66339902
Yes
>>66339902
>Crawling
>not In The End
faggot
>>66339902
I see stars is literally ascended master-tier, it is beyond your comprehension
Jesus Christ do you guys have the shittiest taste in metal, we have had some amazing bands in the past few years like:
Deathspell Omega
Liturgy
Deafheaven
Vektor
That have truly done God's work in metal for this decade, yet this board is too baby level to realize how amazing and patrician these bands really are.
The only things you guys care about are shitty caverncore bands that are still ripping off old ass Incantation, derivative as fuck slam bands, and pussy ass weeb power metal.
Get some taste, losers.
>>66339935
Knew it was bait from the first sentence
2/10 try again
>>66339935
What are you talking about? We literally love those bands. They're all we talk about.
>>66339935
nice!
my wife's son's fav bands
>>66339929
desu I see stars is really beyond my comprehension, I can't understand how someone could be able to make music this bad, I just can't, A group of people got together and no one thought it was a bad idea, There is so much wrong with the song I don't know where to begin, It's like "troll 2" of metal
>>66339902
>>66340020
>>66339929
So first time I've heard of this "band". What the fuck is electronicore?
>>66339944
>bait
Look around you dumbfuck.
>>66339950
Look at this shit tier pretending now that the anon's realized how shit his taste is. Cuck tier backtracking/damage control here.
>>66339971
It would have been your actual son if you had any taste in life.
>>66340066
Anon, you wound me. I'm trying to agree with you here and you're pushing me away Why? Why are you so hurt? Who hurt you?
>>66340098
Fuck you fag I will wound your ass raw
>>66340098
Awwww did I hurt your wittle feelings? Don't worry someone's probably gonna post shitty ass DSBM for you soon.
>>66340149
>shitty ass DSBM
Back The Fuck Off???!!?!
>>66334867
phil wasnt tryin to be raicst when he said white power he was talking about how the white powerranger is his favorite out of all of them but he got cut off
>>66340147
Sounds like a date.
>>66340149
What's DSBM? I want someone to post Liturgy or Vektor. You are not really making any sense here at all, frankly, if I can call you Frank. May I call you Frank? Frankly I'm wondering what the point of your post was. Those are all bands we listen to and love, collectively, as a board.
You are among friends.
>>66340182
nah nah nah, it was white wine backstage lmao, white wine = nazi salute and scream white power for funny joke
>>66340191
>What's DSBM?
how new can you be, just google it
>>66340216
"Diploma of School Business Management | NCTL"
I dare you to read the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkA1X8ka1ZE
All you niggaz would straight up die from this shit
slam
>>66340236
you haven't searched nearly enough metal on google if that's what you get.
$lam
$1am
>>66340255
Are you suggesting that Reddit will tell me all about DSBM? You see them as an authority on DSBM?
What happened to Vektor and DsO and Litrugy and Deafheaven?
>>66340258
>>66340271
did someone say $14MZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
>>66340179
Yeah, I should've probably mentioned DSBM, too. It's another shitty genre of music you guys are obsessed with here. What are you gonna do about it? Bitch about me while you cut your wrist and jam to some Gris?
>>66340191
>going even further with damage control
How far are you willing to go to attempt to fit in and be cool? Admitting you're shit in life is always more important so then you can improve. At this point you're just another faggot who probably has to rely on lying to girls to get pussy.
>>66340213
the thing that really happened was that phil was listening to some whitesnake on siriusxm hair nation while on the way to the show and he saw a kid with a whitesnake t-shirt in the crowd so he said white power and tried to give him a hi five
>>66340280
yes $14MZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc-E9KODwpM
>>66340248
It's top 10 SCREAMERS, not top 10 I MAKE SHITTY DIGESTIVE NOISES FROM MY MOUTH
iSlam
>>66340307
What damage control? Anon I just want to talk about all the patrician bands! I don't see why you suddenly don't want to. Just pick a band you mentioned and we'll talk and talk and talk all you want.
Do you have something to hide? A secret?
I slam your mom
>>66340307
>all this projecting
>>66340307
>claims we dismiss genuinely good bands to focus on shit
>some rando anon wants to talk about those bands
>he refuses, insists the anon is lying, projects onto that anon
What's up here man? The little guy only wants to talk.
>>66340376
>lets talk about bands I'll pretend to like because they are patrician, anon!
This is below even pleb tier. I don't even know if such a tier even exists
>>66340405
>can't handle the facts
>projecting
>>66340307
REEEEEEEEEE
Say one more mean thing to me and I'm actually going to kill myself!
>>66340451
Just another fool trying to fit in. He's probably got 10 Galneryus albums stacked in his playlist ready for him to listen to for the 10000th time.
>>66340466
What facts? You are literally shitposting and pulling this from thin air. In fact it's almost like you're backtracking. Like you're doing damage control. Lying this entire time.
>>66340483
How haven't you already? At least the metal community will be improved by a little bit. Do convince your fellow faggots here, too while you're at it.
>>66340466
Why don't you want to talk about Vektor, DsO, Liturgy and Deafheaven? Don't you like them? Don't you want to talk about them? Is that not what you came here for? God's work in metal for this decade and all that?
