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puberty edition

old >>66007172
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>>66011951
i got that cassete, super dope tech thrash m8

>>66011935
i miss trashy scenecore and mallemo/mallgoth
it's not fun to tear da club up anymore
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Official bump limit for /metal/ threads is 400 now, we do not make new threads until 400 is hit
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I didn't expect that cover to turn out this shitty, what the fuck that is the file in the album folder?
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>>66012006
the boring one
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TRITSIO >> With Fear > Gardens of Grief
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>>66012071
Gardens > Tritsio = With fear
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if i'm looking to get into a band or genre, is it ok to just go to RYM, sort by the best rated, and listen to the discog from best to worst?
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Riffs, they're fucking dank you know?
0:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc5OShwMMLw
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>>66012071
>>66012090
TRITSIO>Gardens>At War With Reality>Terminal>With Fear>Slaughter
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>>66012106
rym is fucking garbage especially for metal
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>>66012106
Nope, you've gotta listen in chronological order, including demos, EPs and lives
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>>66012106
>RYM
lmao, the community is garbage senpai
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>>66012106
RYM is Rate Your Music? If that is anything like last.fm, no.
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>>66012136
Now this is what I call prime mental retardation
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>>66011875
All up on that scenecore shit plus hanging with the anime crowd.
>>66012151
But u on it.
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There is nothing wrong with At War With Reality, I listened to it about 20 times and don't remember a single song name.
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>>66012200
duartemartinho is fucking dead, senpai, check it

>All up on that scenecore shit plus hanging with the anime crowd.
OOOH, that's painful
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>>66012218
At war with reality is like that kid that sucks dicks and has autism
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So at a concert recently I saw someone wear a shirt with a "NSDM - NO SMILING DOOM METAL" on the back, and I am curious to know what band that was from, because when I googled it and with slight alterations too I found nothing.

You guys know something? I don't know for sure if it said NO SMILING DOOM METAL or DON'T SMILE DOOM METAL
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how the fuck do you rusfolder?
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Besides At The Gates, what are some other bands that went to complete shit after losing a member?
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>>66012335
Metallica
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is this a metal album?
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>>66012298
Sounds like some shitty Chinese bootleg shirt
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>>66012335
Metallica after mustaine left (he wasn't kicked out for sure, james is a cuck jew and he fabricated a story that didn't make him out to be the literal pussy that he is)
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>>66012228
It was as bad as it sounds, it made my Power Metal and Dream Theater worship years look chill in comparison.
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>>66012335
How about bands that went to complete shit after gaining a new member fuck you Michael Amott you killed Carcass and ruined death metal
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>>66012362
but power metal be dank though unless you were listening to sonata arctica or nightwish
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>>66012361
>Metallica went to complete shit after Mustaine left
What? They didn't release a single full length when he got kicked.

>>66012335
Also I am adding Mayhem to the list of obvious choices, though mainly Euronymous and not Dead.
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>>66012347
yeah, but mustaine did make a few good albums.
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>>66012362
did you at least fuck a trashy scene girl or a fugly weeb
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>>66012403
>What? They didn't release a single full length when he got kicked.
exactly
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>>66012361
A cuck jew? Does he watch other jews bang each other or does he try to outjew cucks?
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>>66012109
They're great now but their mid-era was some of the most boring death metal ever released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr4gKVsqh9o
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>>66012361
I agree desu. Mustaine is the reason Metallica was ever relevant. He was way ahead of his peers.
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>>66012430
yes
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>>66012427
I made it too easy for you, but I mentioned Metallica earlier because of Cliff Burton, he wasn't so much a driving force behind the band and they probably would have went commercial even sooner if he hadn't died, but I still enjoy Master of Puppets and find everything afterwards to be absolutely unacceptable. It's mainly coincidence though, I don't think the quality of Metallica's output was in any way related to Cliff
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>remember that I edited the Wikipedia page on Turbo a while ago and added some additional background details about the development of the album
>this included mentioning Rob Halford's gay boyfriend committing suicide in front of him and his stint in drug rehab
>go back to the page yesterday
>notice someone changed it to just say Halford's "romantic partner"
Come on guys, are you that afraid to admit...
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>>66012486
The black album is the best buttmetal album ever made though
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lars is just terrible i wish he would have died
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>relabel all songs on the album as Blind Guardian songs
>tell friend it's an old demo
>he believes me
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>accidentally read the Youtube comments section for a stoner metal video

Dear god
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>when the only good moment on your album is a guest solo by a guitarist from a different band
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzLhT39DSE0
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>>66012504
how did he kill himself?
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>>66012506
And Justice for All is really boring though.
>>66012520
I don't think there is a genre that is being more insulted by Youtube comments than classical, really.
>This is great studying music!
>Wow this goes so well with a book!
>This is what I listen to when I do my homework!
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>>66012518
i like that album cover
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>>66012556
>>This is what I listen to when I do my homework!
I see this on tech death a lot
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>>66012504
Is something amiss?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Corpse
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>>66012556
you forgot where those fucking teenager act superior for not liking pop and liking art music when they literally just use it for background music
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>>66012391
Oh it is, i got into that because the music was uplifting and fun, i was going through some personal problems but i did enjoy Sonata Arctica at some point.
>>66012417
>did you at least fuck a trashy scene girl
not being into girls was one of the problems i mentioned earlier.
>or a fugly weeb
Yes, i fucked myself on a daily basis.

Blog aside i'm really enjoying the new Desaster.
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>>66012603
top kek
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>>66012109
I found that boring

I like this better:

https://youtu.be/Lz-7B8dm6Mo?t=43
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>tfw ALL of the Cannibal Corpse albums with the exception of Kill, The Bleeding and Suicide Gallery are banned in Germany
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>>66012645
holy shit this nigger is back, when are you going to kill yourself?
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>>66012603
fucking kek
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>>66012662
>first reply is this
>less than a minute after
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But I thought you said Akercocke ruined death metal by making people think you listened to Meshuggah when you said you listened to prog-metal
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>>66012556
>this album goes great with watching porn!
>it's twilight of the thunder god
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What's some essential "some of you guys are alright"-core?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6k1j5YJ54
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>>66012694
Wut
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>>66012645
i enjoyed his.
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>>66012645
But I thought you said Akercocke ruined death metal by making people think you listened to Coheed & Cambria when you said you listened to prog-metal
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>>66012684
slow down with your memery preacher
preacher please
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>>66012645

But I thought you said Cannibal Corpse ruined death metal by making people think you listened to Six Feet Under when you said you listened to metal
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>>66012645
Hola pendejo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7IHi6ZBeD4
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>>66012749
this is complete amateur hour, you gotta learn to meme faster
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>>66012645
Even the band itself fucking hates you, you piece of shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akercocke
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>>66012645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2g
Puta
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>>66012645
SHIT LIKE DISTURBED
LIKE
DISTURBED
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>>66012793
>The band has expressed immense hatred in their interviews for a tripfriend on 4chan's /mu/ board by the name of "iopq", the band were qouted saying : "We are ashamed that our music is enjoyed by this lowly waste of air, if we'd ever see him on the street we would bash his brain in"
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>>66012739
no, it ruined death metal because people thought I listened to shit like Behemoth when I said I listened to blackened death

>>66012772
superior Roots song coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2g

>>66012793
>mrw
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>>66012825
holy shit it's real top fucking kek, don't these edits get insta-reverted though?
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>>66012793
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akercocke
Fucking beautiful work anon
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>>66012793
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I listened to Sepulturas early albums yesterday for the first time and Schizophrenia is really fucking good
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>>66012853
So you've done it. You've become a living meme trigger.
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>>66012888
>>66012853
TRIPS CONFIRM IOPQ IS NOW LIVING MEME
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Quick someone edit Sepultura's Wikipage with "This band is famous for making people think iopq listened to Sepultura when he told people he listened to metal"
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When will this stupid iopq meme end

so fucking tired of this shit reddit-tier meme
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>>66012949
>When will this stupid iopq meme end
when iopq kills himself
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>>66012793
show these amateurs how to meme, anon
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>>66012949
Put your trip back on
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Nevar 4get
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>>66012949
>reddit-tier meme
All memes are reddit-tier memes.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurosis_(band)
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So does /metal/ like satyricon or not? Is it just that everybody feels betrayed? Was there a shitstorm around that time?
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>>66012977
>Lyrical themes: Grape drank, KFC and watermelon
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>>66013019
my kind of people desu
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>>66013003
this came out of nowhere
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>66013003
>boring
beauty

someone meme on a better band
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Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane

Sample:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Teqr2T6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26GyKRXVJD4

>Black Metal, Death Metal, Melodic Death Metal

https://mega.nz/#F!txtGCQYB!mZYFMR0_s9L4QynW1qwEOA
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>>66013003
I read the first paragraph two times before realizing it. Nothing seemed out of place desu.
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What do you think of the Doom 2016 soundtrack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhIS4FdS7co
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>>66013085
what the fuck are you doing
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>>66013085
>mellow shit
no thanks
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>>66013085
I'm pretty sure every single person that browses this general already has that album.
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>>66013085
what is this hipster shit
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>>66013108
djent+glitch fits with the game fine but doesn't even compare to the the classic tunes
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>>66013111
>>66013113
>>66013121
>>66013131
trolled
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>>66013108
IT'S SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66013148
>no frog picture

reported
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what is the metal equivalent of wearing this ?
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>>66013085
By reading the comments here, I guess that you did this for comedy. When first saw this, my first thought was to find a way to find you, then get a large, a badass syringe with a super long needle (like the one in Pulp Fiction) but it would only be filled with air, not a sîgle drop of liquid. Then I would smash the needle right insidéyour heart, push the plunger and watch you getting a heart failure, seeing that brutal pain in your eyez and then I would whisper something in your ear. Wouldn't it be sweet?
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>>66013108
>masterchief goes to hell.jpg
>>66013177
Dream Theater
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>>66013145
Fascinating, it seems as though queers no longer feed on semen to sustain themselves and have replaced their gay urges by swallowing (You)s
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>>66013169
>announcing your reports

reported
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>>66013177
Dream Theater
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>>66013177
Cradle of Filth maybe
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>>66013177
thats \m/ bro xD
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>>66013177
Shouting "GO" or "DO IT" before a riff/solo
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>>66013085
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissection_(band)
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>>66013195
no u
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>>66013190
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>>66013207
you mean when the riff commands you to say "GO!", right?
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>>66012544
They got into a violent fight while high out of their minds on coke and then Rob ran out of the house and tried to hail a taxi to get away from his boyfriend. The boyfriend came outside and said he was sorry about what happened and begged Rob to forgive him. Then he took a pistol out, placed it to his temple, and fired.

Rob was so shaken by that that he immediately decided to check into rehab. And come back he did. The 86 tour had some of his most explosive performances ever.
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I now realize that Wikipedia is shit tier and probably everything I've read about WWII is a shitpost
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>>66013290
Well yeah

were you taking that seriously all this time
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deafheaven
It is done
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>>66013317
>>66013317
?????????????
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>>66013324
>tfw no black guy metal friend
It'd really improve my image desu
Too bad I've never seen a black person IRL
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>>66012163
lmao RYM is anything but last.fm u fkn pleb
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>>66013355
boy they fixed it fast, something not so outrageous then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deafheaven
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>>66013355
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Deafheaven&oldid=727437978
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>>66013290
i changed the leader of the nazi party to nobel prize winner adolf hitler and no one even realized yet
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>>66013385
they've caught wind of your tricks, I recommend laying low for a while so they don't ban you
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>>66013277
Keep in mind that they'd been getting into coke-fueled brawls for some time at that point, but it finally reached critical mass.

And actually, if you can believe it, Rob was recording the vocal parts for Turbo as all this was going on. It's almost incredible to think the guy could be recording such fantastic vocals (those melodies on Turbo are huge) and then go home that evening and...yeah. And then come into the studio the next morning and record more stuff.
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>>66013385
You've been IP banned because of your shenanigans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp5aSUddq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvX43GAMx3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Lp7jBqwf8
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>>66013365
>tfw had black guy metal friend

feels good desu
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>>66013433
>you will never hang out with a coked-up 80s Rob Halford while he sings melodies to you and tries to playfully pin you to the ground
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>>66013557
doge got absolutely rekt
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>>66013591
yeah he has no real sense of agression, cat just takes no shit from anything or anyone though
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>>66013003
We found a buttmad neurosis fan!!
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>>66013624
how ironic
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>>66013557
youre black
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>>66013624
someone change JK Flesh's article to Industrial sized meme pls
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>>66013639
How ironic?
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>>66013648
it's wikipedia boy, even you can do it!
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>>66013624
M E M E
E M E M
M E M E
E M E M
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>>66013624
seriously what kind of human being moderates this website? I honestly cannot imagine who would do this
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>>66013676
Wikipedia has always been controlled by the false, why do you think metallum exists?
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>>66013662
i literally can barely type right now
codeine demons trashing me son
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>>66013648
You can even change Genesis P. Orridge page to "It was a ruse all along i can't believe you guys listen to this shit LMAO"
I mean i would but i was banned.
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>>66013676
to be fair all it takes is a click of one revert button.
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>>66013324
>"skinhead" patch
That nigger sure doesn't look like a ska fan...
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>>66013676
It's terrifying that someone fixed it just 11 minutes later. I don't know how wikis work. Are people notified when a page they subscribe to is edited?
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>>66013657
cause of the irony
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>>66013715
i feel like the lives of mods and generators in Wikipedia and imageboards is akin to the life of Jesus according to the fucking Gnostics except it's literally just to contain a bunch of fucking degenerates
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>>66013702
maybe more Oi!
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>>66013721
Ironic how?
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>>66013757
But instead of collecting the foreskins of goyim, they do it for free
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>>66013786
I R O N Y
R
O
N
Y
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>>66013827
Are you being """""sarcastic"""" about irony or something

because that shit's retarded
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>>66013433
Considering Elton John was also a raging gay cokehead back then, but his "performance" on Leather Jackets was horrible and it's one of the worst albums of his career and he needed throat surgery afterwards because his voice was just about ready to give out. And I can't imagine Elton was pushing his voice to the extremes Rob was.
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>http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ex-judas-priest-singer-tim-ripper-owens-denied-entry-to-u-k-wildfire-festival-appearance-canceled/

>imports millions of mudslimes for shits and giggles
>won't even let Halford Jr. in to play a gig

Explain yourselves, Bongs
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>>66014015

Racist brexiters did it
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>>66013888
And Rob in his 60s still has some incredible power.

>dat demonic scream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXS-_XJMwE

If anything, Glenn Tipton is the guy who's starting to slow down. You can see he's struggling with the Painkiller solo here.
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>>66014015
bongs tearing up some shit. absolute savages
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Never in my entire life have I enjoyed playing bass this much.
Only downside is that all tabs are shit, learned to play from watching live performances.
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>>66014054
The solo in that song is tough. I doubt there's many guitarists anywhere who can play it.
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>>66014197
Reminds me of that summer fling with my mom
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>>66014054
Boy I can't wait for 15 years from now when Kerry King is in his late 60s and he's playing RIB at like 70 bpm and wincing in pain the whole time. But then he's an asshole anyway, so fuck him.
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>>66014376
>52
>still playing shows
hell be fine
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>>66014196
Yeh any time you look up tabs of Painkiller online, the comment section is full of people saying "The fuck am I supposed to play this? It's impossible."
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>>66014015
Bongistan is fucking retarded. They actually banned a PUA guy because he posted a picture on jewter or jewbook of himself pulling a Japanese girl's head down by his crotch and joking that Japanese girls love having their heads pulled down to a dude's crotch.
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>>66014389
>Kerry King is 52
>That means he was about 21 when he was working on Hell Awaits
At that age he was helping to push the boundaries and crafting a timeless worm of art, I'm 21 and all I have to show for it is a bunch of anime figurines and drinking problems, where did everything go so wrong
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>>66014486
But Japanese girls do love having their heads pulled down by a dude's crotch
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>>66014487
>anime figurines

don't try to be this morose and lugubrious about it, anon. At this point you should be broken enough to be able to smile about it
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>>66014376
IDK, Tony Iommi has been playing great since his hand surgery and he's like 68.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vektor_(band)
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>>66012106
Usually you should listen to the one that has the most reviews first, not the best. Sometimes a band's best work will be very inaccessible compared to their other albums
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>>66014487
>26
>all of my accomplishments are phony accolades from academia, a institution that wants to destroy me because I'm a fucking white male
>the only demo I've ever recorded didn't even leave my rural hometown's borders
>literally the only thing I'm proud of in my entire life is squeezing DD tits
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>>66014537
Exactly. The girls in the picture were laughing and Bongistan still banned him.
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r u ready for blackened djentcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDgqdT-qVV8
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>tfw this is the best example of pure second-wave BM that has ever been recorded
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>>66014653
already was a thing
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>>66014550
Wha...you think Iron Man and Painkiller are anywhere even close for the amount of speed and technicality required?
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Post good metal albums only you know about.
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>>66014609
Holy shit I as eagerly waiting for this and it was better than I expected. Bravo.
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>>66014692
now i know about it, good going you fucking goof
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>>66014550
Tony has had fucked up fingers since 17. He had to tape thimbles or some shit on his fingertips and relearn how to play guitar, and then he went on to play on Black Sabbath
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>>66014487
At least you can afford such figurines.
I'm completely broke, well not entirely but you get the idea.
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>>66014684
>Iron Man
no
>Painkiller
yeah
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>power metal album where every riff is a slam
Someone make this right now
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>>66014692
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>>66014692
Not retardedly obscure, but not very popular.

This one has a cool as fuck riffing style
It's not "smooth" like usual BM, it has a kind of lurching stop-and-start style with palm-mutes and tremolo
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>>66014609
>Björn "Speed" Strid links to Barack Obama
this is advanced memeing
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>>66014791
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>>66014609
why are you dissin my guys locrian they're a good band
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altars_of_Madness
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>>66011977
NEW TRAP THEM ALBUM THIS FALL HOLY SHIT
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>>66014842
fuck I wasn't ready senpai
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>>66014842
>The cover artwork, by Dan Seagrave, depicts "a flat maze where Trey has sex with anime girls. It late became a Quake 3 map he created.".

wew
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>>66014725
True but he did have his hand operated on by a German specialist who also treated Eddie Van Halen. But then as I said, the classic Sabbath songs are not anywhere close to the speed or technicality of a lot of Judas Priest songs. It's pretty obvious from recent performances that Glenn Tipton is in considerable pain when he plays, especially during solos.
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https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/j/judas_priest/painkiller_tab.htm

That solo is an absolute bastard.
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why does preacher have a reaction pic for everything
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>>66014745
I unironically want to hear a symphonic slam album.
write some slam songs and give them the Bal-Sagoth treatment.
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>>66015002
and to keep my post on topic here's some icelandic black/thrash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGHSHUj3IsU
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>>66012478
This video is why I listen to death metal today.
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>>66015075
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir9cImHr7yM
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>>66015064
he recently discovered how to download images.
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>>66014745
>>66015075
As limited of a style as slam is there are a lot of cool things somebody could do with it if they wanted to actually play something interesting instead of making another 25 minutes of GUTTURAL BULLDOZING SLAMMING BRUTALITY with an eviscerated pregnant woman covered in shit on the cover
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This video is why I listen to death metal today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTPG7q3AR8
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>>66015127
needs more slams
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Speaking of Bal-Sagoth, this song is pretty brutal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j893OnQrd6w
I love the vocals, sounds like a rabid dog.
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This video is why I don't listen to death metal today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
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>>66015230
>tfw never been able to take Cthulhu metal seriously
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black sucks
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>>66015278
why?
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This video is why people think I listen to shit like Disturbed when I say I listen to metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2g
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post your favorite death skiffle band
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>>66015293
It's like LOTR lyrics for the 2spooky crowd. It feels unoriginal to sing about somebody else's work, and I always thought it was cheesy as hell.

Not that extreme metal isn't full of cheesy lyrics but at least there's something earnest about hurr gore or hurr satan or hurr fuck society bad lyrics, even if it's just an earnest desire to be offensive.
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>>66015127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5qJlqGDwpQ
this is actually really good. nice find
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In theory, metal is today's real rock and roll--the music of the people. It's basic, it's rude, kids love it, parents hate it. But the closer you look, the stupider and more delusory it seems. Metal isn't basic--it cultivates a pseudo-virtuosity that negates content. The dreams it promulgates are usually foolish and often destructive. 80% of the "people" who like it are male, and 98% of them are white.
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>>66015544
Rock "critics" base their opinions of metal on only the 1% most visible artists (i.e. those on the charts). Except Scruffy, who will always be better than Shitegau.
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>>66015544
>80% of the "people" who like it are male, and 98% of them are white.
Ah yes, it's the ol' "I don't like something because of its fanbase" fallacy.
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>>66015544
>it cultivates a pseudo-virtuosity that negates content
What on earth did he mean by this?
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>>66015424
>It feels unoriginal to sing about somebody else's work
Literally everything is a rehash and nothing is original
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>>66015127
>>66015436
>mfw this is christian metal
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https://replica9000.bizland.com/ffweb/bio-other.html
>Dino stars in the porn movie "Crew Sluts: Tales From The Road".
>It has been rumoured that Burton has three testicles
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>>66015648
nothing at all but calling things pseudo- makes them sound invalid
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>>66015648
He means that metal creates the impression of being technical and difficult to play (even though it's really not as most metal musicians have no training in music theory or composition) to mask its lack of content.
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>>66015544
>98% of them are white

someone has never heard of south America
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>>66015892
Thanks for the b8
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>>66015246
>Dream Theater shirt
>Defining what music is
Pretty sure he's wanking to sympho female singers...
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>>66015892
>formal education fallacy
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>>66015892
>metal isn't technical and hard to play
Like I said earlier ITT, go on Vocaroo and play the Painkiller lead break for us...if you can.
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>>66015246
His whole argument hinges on how one dictionary defines music.
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>>66015544
>Parents hate it

My dad like to blast Gojira or Supuration when I come to visits my parents, he and his wife never complain about what I listen. They rather encouraged me when I was a teen to go to concert and listen to what I like.
I don't really think parents care about music, more about what and where their children going and doing.
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>>66016079
>>66015921
Dude...he wrote that column in 1988.
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>>66016160
When he was already an irrelevant hack
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>>66016160
Even in 1988 more than 2% of metal fans were non-white
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>>66015544
>"people"
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>>66016160
Oh my bad then...
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>>66016160
>he wrote that column in 1988
>Sarcofago released I.N.R.I in 87
I guess he just didn't entry
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>>66016207
Well...yeah I know how Kiss played in front of 250,000 people in Rio De Janeiro in 1983, but the problem with critics back then is that most of them were totally ignorant of anything outside major label releases. All the amazing stuff going on in Europe, LatAm, and Japan...they didn't know it at all.
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>>66016216
It seems we're only inhuman after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTAC1HdoTIE
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>>66016238
That's Christgau's problem, even outside of metal. He's ignorant of a lot of things outside of his personal scope of preference, and makes no attempt to learn things for his reviews.

In general he's very close minded, which isn't a trait you want in a reviewer.
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>>66016331
Basically, his entire idea of rock music is a couple of guys in jeans and a leather jacket in a club somewhere singing teen angst songs under 3:15 in length. Anything more advanced than that he dismisses as art rock.
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>>66016417
Well it made me question how reviewer judge the music, I mean it seems all the musci critics and reviewer just rate what they listen in their room in front of a computer...looks like those guys never go to a concert, a festival, don't listen to music when they run or cook or anything else. Looks like they don't even feel the sound.
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>>66016482
Christgau has been to a lot of concerts. Ok, he doesn't do as many now that he's in his 70s, but well into the 90s he was pretty active in checking out shows and the club scene in the New York area.
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>>66016569
Do you think metalheads intimidated him somehow, accidentally or purposefully, and he let that influence his review negatively?
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>>66016569
And that's where I'm starting questionning his legitimity. I mean if he move to a lot of places, start listening different releases, there should be a moment where he's trying to "understand" the music and/or its energy, and if he don't then he should recognize that he's closed to this genre and pass his way....like I could do for autistic Ivorian christianic brutpop or whatever genre...
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>>66016668
he does seem offended by metal
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>>66016668
I don't think he ever went to any metal shows since he'd already dismissed the entire genre out of hand. He did attend a Korn show in the late 90s and wrote a column about it though they're not really "metal" per se.
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>>66016710
He seems to fixate on them abusing the whole "child abuse" angle a lot on their debut, but given than Davis was in fact molested, it's kind of a dick move. I assume he didn't know that though.

He doesn't really describe their actual music though.
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HIKING METAL PUNKS FOREVER!!!
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>>66016773
>He doesn't really describe their actual music though
Has he ever appraised music in a legitimate manner? He always seemed to focus on catchy pop hooks and other shallow as fuck assessments. To me, he was always more of a social critic, like a pop culture scholar rather than a music reviewer.
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I do kind of agree there; I find music easier to appreciate when it has a recognizable melody I can hum along to.
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Follow the Leader [Epic, 1998]

Korn deny they're metal; that's Judas Priest, all four-four pomp and guitar solos. But they nevertheless demonstrate that the essence of metal--an expressive mode it sometimes seems will be with us for as long as ordinary whiteboys fear girls, pity themselves, and are permitted to rage against a world they'll never beat--is self-obliterating volume and self-aggrandizing display. Now calling up death-metal's signature groan to prove only to prove he's authentic, poor not-actually-abused Jonathan Davis raps, recites, scats, and sings dull tunes landscaped with eerie licks, odd bridges, and a hyperactive rhythm section. How much his fans identify with "My Gift to You" ("I kiss your lifeless skin"), "Cameltosis" ("You trick-ass slut"), or the tragic "Seed" ("Do I need this fame?") remains unclear. But I'm parent enough to hope they can find a more fully formed designated someone than a guy whose idea of transgressive art is netcasting soft-core s&m to any teenager with a logon. C
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>>66017013
BTFO
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>>66016782
what was the point of this post?
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Also Christgau's reviews of Marilyn Manson are hilarious.
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